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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 104 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 98 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 63 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 49 points
5. Daniel Ricciardo 37 points
>News
Monaco GP and Indy 500 with Alonso this weekend
First for Vic
who's the frogspawn
Hülkenberg will never get a podium
4th for VWL
Me and a co-worker was talking about Monaco today.
I thought they had FP on thursdays because they wanted the city open on fridays
But we saw the F2 race was on friday... so why do they FP on thursdays in Monaco?
>>76083900
tradition?
perhaps there's too much work to do to open the circuit for friday now.
>>76083900
The Royal family like to visit shops and cafes on Fridays
That was the excuse that started it anyway but I'm pretty sure it's a meme now just for the sake of "lul so special"
>>76083900
1 extra day of revenues for the city. Probably a 10% increase in hotel reservations, restaurant bookings etc.
Foreskindia have some sense at last
>>76083872
>always this flag
OBSESSED
>>76083941
never thought of that, good point
>>76083975
>that number kerning
>>76083683
I know the flaws but if Ferrari really wants to push the FDA thing they need to make drivers drive in real single seater races and since they don't have their own Toro Rosso they need to rely on other teams aka Haas and Haas might ask to take Grosjean to free a spot for a driver Ferrari wants
>>76083978
but I agree with Jacques on that one
>>76083839
>ywn marry her and raise qt frog babies
>>76084215
Nope gimi forever until he dies
>>76084360
speak for yourself Jarmo
Can Monaco start already, can't wait anymore.
>>76084444
>4444
>Hamilton starts dating Victoria
>they get along well and spend a lot of time together since she already tags along to every F1 race anyway
>they announce that Victoria is pregnant two months after Lewis wins his 5th world championship in 2018
>Jos beats him up for knocking up his daughter before marrying her, leaving him crippled for life
I can get behind this scenario
>>76084215
ferrari should really make alfa romeo f1 team asap
>>76084623
>alitalia
theyre ded m8
>>76084527
the stuff of nightmares
at least loowis will be universally slammed for dating a 17yo woman when he is 32.
>>76084623
They are just waiting for Force India to fail. Then they'll buy that, give them Ferrari engines and rebrand it Alfa Romeo.
Setting a team up from scratch is simply too big of a cost, especially when the aspiration of that team is to basically be a junior programme. My guess is they had their eyes on Manor and Sauber as well but probably deemed those two to not be worth the effort. Sauber is now distancing themselves from Ferrari as well despite being pretty close to them on an on-off basis for a good part of their existence as a team.
Also would it even really boost Alfa sales that much to have them be a blatant junior team with inexperienced drivers who may or may not do well? Also you can buy your way into the FDA anyway so its not like it's an entirely legitimate thing. Giovinazzi made it there because of a good GP2 season and because he's Italian and has Ferrari connections. I don't know if anyone else is there without paying a lot from it.
I wonder what Leclerc's backing is like? Sure he is talented but would he really be driving Prema and constantly in top teams for his entire career if he didn't have some sort of financial support?
>>76084623
Yeah they really should but if the point is to use them as a feeder you have >>76084752
>would it even really boost Alfa sales that much to have them be a blatant junior team with inexperienced drivers who may or may not do well?
It's not like Toro Rosso has to sell their stuff, I mean Toro Rosso means Red Bull in italian, so it's not a problem for them having a winning brand.
>>76084752
>I wonder what Leclerc's backing is like?
He's from Monaco already so his family might be just rich
>>76083975
thats numberwang
What Merc do with Ocon if Ferrari buys foreskindia and turns them into Alfa would be interesting.
Would Merc want their two highest rated junior driving cars unaffiliated with Merc, and in stebby's case, their main rival's b-team
>>76084726
>slammed for dating a 17yo woman when he is 32.
:(
ARE JENSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOu8nzCGjM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOu8nzCGjM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOu8nzCGjM
b o t t a s !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj8c0HCceWY
Are you ready for a repeat of last year excluding the Mercedes purchased pit fluke?
>my time, my fucking time
>>76085466
Dubs says yes.
can't wait to see how he gets cuckolded this year!
Hulkenberg first podium this weekend by the way
>>76085616
XD
>>76083834
How will our boy SeBESTian Vettel do this weekend?
rollin for mah boy hulk
lads where can I watch F1 in the east end of london?
>>76086340
ask your imam
>>76084339
interesting, I don't actually
just wanted to rustle your jimmies ;^)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Leclerc_(racing_driver)
>Leclerc was a childhood friend of Jules Bianchi
>16 October 1997 (age 19)
>3 August 1989
>childhood friend
>>76086387
>Mehmet makes Islam jokes
I live in the inner bit where it's all wanky artists and it's majority white
>>76086525
Memes aside, question to all yuros, aren't you afraid of something HAPPENING with all this muslim shit going on? Like you go for a walk and you might not come back home bc of a bomb or a truck of religion of peace?
It feels so good to live in a place without muslims 2bh.
>Why this happens to me all the time?
>>76086525
How is it to live in London? I've been there on business and private trips and while it's not bad to visit it feels like it's abolute torture to live there. I mean it's the only really international city in Europe and that's nice but you are sourrounded by people and...city everywhere.
Also low.key rolling for Hulk podium.
>>76086591
hehe.
it's full of arabs, blacks and pretentious hipsters. the salt of the earth left years ago.
drop a nuke on it and i'm sure britain would be a better place...
>>76086607
so basically British Berlin. That's a bit disappointing but nothing of value was lost for me t b h.
>>76086632
maybe we need another world war.
we start a firestorm in berlin, you reduce london to rubble
deal?
>>76086583
not everyone lives in the city where most muslims and general shitvolk are
still not good enough for me to not look for places to leave the country for
we might be neighbors soon ;^)
>>76086643
>Warsaw and Moscow not entirely ruined by non-whites
but unfair tbqh
we wait until then
>>76086643
yeah I'll think about it. Just make sure these guys are saved (and Chris Harris if he lives there)
>>76086583
I'm Aussie, so idunno
Most people that aren't white here are black, at least in my area. But if I go a bit north, it's majority black, but if they're Muslims then they're pretty shit at it
>>76086591
It's a bit weird having so many people everywhere. And they all drink fucking Pale Ales, the cunts
>>76086664
Slavs aren't white, my friend :^)
Why do people feel the need to insult and kick Michael when he's down?
just found out.
I haven't been this pissed since the last European terrorist attack.
>>76085903
>>76085616
Red Bull drivers haven't had any luck whatsoever so far this season.
>>76086680
They look like Jack Parow https://youtu.be/lRzFqW4Xh2k
hulkamania stealth roll
He looks like Ricciardo.
>>76087063
>by Alex Diaz
>Diaz
BREXIT NOW
>>76087063
/r/ing ricciardo isis picture with the finger
>scuderia
why do indy cars look even gayer than F1 cars
>>76087063
Come here to escape this shit. At least this sick asshole is dead. How much of a coward cunt do you have to be to blow yourself up in a crowd of young girls?
>>76087329
he probably just misread the "72 virgins" line
>>76087063
>P2-3: THE BULLY: Friends and colleagues speak of Aussie Arena bomber's abusive manner.
>P4: Killer's troubled relationship with Dutch amphibian
>P5: "Botched tyre change pushed Australian race ace over the edge" says Brit team boss Horner
>6-7: "My fucking time" - the chilling matryrdom tape left behind by sick killer
>>76087354
>Massa
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D
VET
HUL
RAI
>>76087724
RIC
HAM
HUL
>>76087354
he went to the wrong concert if he wanted to find virgins
>>76087329
>Come here to escape this shit
maybe stop going to concerts mainly visited by 12 year old girls? geez
>>76087714
>Massa
>Being c ucked
Massa does the cucking around here
Saw there was no /moto/ general, made one. First general ive made so please no rudeness
>>76087934
>>76087982
die and go to hell
>>76087982
We dont care about 2 wheels
Gas the bikes, race car now
>>76087982
gp2 general... gp2... arghhh
>>76088083
Its not a motoGP thread ya goof
dead thread, time to shitpost
australians please wake up
>>76088697
>Stroll rents a car
>page 4
>>76092987
No way Jose
>tfw Mana is in Germany for the nurburgring 24hr
I'm not sure which I'm not worried about: terrorist attack or rape.
>>76086446
Jules confirmed for a pedo.
>>76094319
why not travel there to go and meet her
it's your best chance wagfag
plus you get to see an endurance race
>>76087982
>Fernando Alonso could leave Renault in 2018, after Renault said they cant give him a winning car
I don't even...
You know he doesn't drive for Renault, right?
>>76088124
But isn't the /moto/ thread the moto gp one?
Or did he fail terribly at making moto/sp/ort general?
>>76095492
they're trying
give them a chance
>>76095386
Working I'm afraid.
And I actually missed her when she came to the UK for a vacation so that is even worse.
>>76095504
he failed on all levels
MY
>>76095702
Pit Stop
>>76095754
Why couldn't it have happened to Hamilton or Vettel.
We would have at least gotten a hilarious team radio message. Ricky just went dead inside and stewed over it for a month.
>>76095702
Strategy
>>76095771
They didn't want to give Hamilton other reasons to complain about muh rigging and muh racism.
And Vettel would have killed himself out in St.Devote
any of you figs going to monaco like last year?
>>76095787
if anyone is, they should print out some Gio the Nazi memes and put them in places that would be seen on camera
>>76086525
>Hackney or a similar area
>white
m8
Sauber showed some good pace in Barcelona, hoping for some cheeky points in Monaco too. Mostly because it would be hilarious if McLaren finish last in the WCC.
>>76095881
McL are condemned to last place.
They won't be able to overhaul Sauber's mighty 4 points.
>>76087207
>monocoque
>>76095881
>Both Sauber drivers are ahead of Fernando Alonso in the WDC
In other words:
>Pascal Werhlein and Marcus Ericsson are ahead of Fernando Alonso in the WDC
Also:
>Lance $t₹o££ is ahead of Fernando Alonso in the WDC
>>76095881
>the superior McLaren chassis allows a fight for pole position
>Vandoorne shits the bed as usual
>Button has been away too long and sinks the car in the harbor
>Alonso gets crashed out in first left-turn
>he could have saved the whole McLaren season in one race
Gonna watch weekend of a champion Saturday night before the race. Ultimate comfiness with Monte Carlo and Indianapolis this weekend.
>>76096099
>>76096084
>>76096041
>PU update from FIA reminds us that @JensonButton's car is on its fourth turbo and fourth MGU-H, so any new ones will lead to a penalty
>Meanwhile @svandoorne is on his fifth turbo, MGU-H, electronics and energy store
McLaren might actually be fucked if Sauber still have their Barcelona pace, and Ericsson doesn't try to "overtake" Pascal on Sunday.
>>76096120
>guys let me overtake nasser
>aight we tell him just a sec
>NO
>crashes
What did he mean by this?
>>76096072
you can call it selbsttragende Karosserie instead
>>76096072
>coque
lel
For anyone wondering, the /indy/ thread got deleted because /b/ mods think this is an illegal image
Fuck jackie 4chan, i'm off to reddit. It might suck cocks but it seems to suck less cocks than here
>>76096231
soft cunt desu
>>76095851
Some Anon tried something similar last year, he got told to take them down or else
>>76096308
He didn't try hard enough
>>76096328
Agree.
Use paint and stencils next time
>watching races from 2009
>P R O B L E M S
>>76096308
If someone recreates VETTEE (preferably while yellowfaced) they can't have anything against that
GO JENSON
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
>>76096507
I'm excited to see Button on the grid again.
I just want one more relentless drive from the 2009 Formula 1 World Champion.
>>76096534
Why is Heikki so orange?
>>76096537
Liver failure
>>76096397
>OHHHH THERE'S A PROBLEM THERE!
>>76096537
Trump fan
>>76096507
I'm actually exited about it. What if old man outdrives vandorne, what if he actually scores points? What if Alonso wins or crashes badly at indy at the same time? Yes, he will probably just crash this new car cause he has no idea how to drive them and monaco is unforgivable, but still its going to be fun.
>>76096645
his interviews before suggest that he doesn't really care much
he'll most like just drive around avoiding collisions and taking advantage of others crashing or having failures or other kinds of bad luck
so basically what Button always did in his career
>>76096231
to be fair it is a shit image
>>76096537
his angry face after being showed up by some punk in an old Minardi
>Ferrari hasn't won in Monaco since 2001
What went wrong?
>>76096930
This is genuinely surprising
Is there any stream for press conference that starts in 15:00 local time (in 15 minutes)?
https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/headlines/2017/5/f1-monaco-gp-fia-press-conference-schedule.html
>>76087063
>He looks like Ricciardo.
Not anymore. Now he looks like Tony Renna.
>>76097122
>>76097144
>>44
Are we going to see sub 1.10 laptimes?
>>76097182
maybe around Circuit Gilles Villeneuve, but not Monaco
>>76097226
Austria will be around 64-65 seconds in quali. Getting a clean lap will be a nightmare
>>76097248
Spielberg was already sub 68 seconds last year, and the fastest lap only 5 tenths slower. I think the track is one that suits the 2017 cars, too, so I'd guess that we should be on for mid/low 1:03s in Q3
>>76097264
what will come first? a sub-60 second lap or the westschleife/old osterreichring extension?
KIWI
I
W
I
Sauber are going full Mercedes
>Asphalt: The Car
>>76097433
How can England recover?
>>76085489
That picture is lacking the "unlucky for some".
>>76097449
Looks blander than the 2014/2015 McLarens and that's no mean feat
>>76097510
Nevermind, it was already posted here >>76087028
>>76097449
I wonder why they decided to change it
>>76097433
8/10 kek
>>76097449
didn't do the one thing that car needed the most, matte paint
the glossy dark grey looks disgusting
This is getting silly now
Williams making theirs stupidly complex too
>>76097635
I know right. Frilled denim skirts? This is [current year]
>>76097645
>>76097635
These Meme fins are really getting out of hand
>>76097645
Low quality stickering re. Martini logo
>those bubbles
>>76097704
since it was announced that they wouldn't be banned until next year, I embraced them and want them to be more ridiculous.
>>76097754
Lance is just gonna crash it anyway m8.
>>76097754
>implying they're not intentional
My supercomputer says those bubbles disrupt the boundry layer, directing air into the rear tire vortices to create a slightly more laminar flow to the rear wing. Thus increasing rear downforce by 0.34%.
>>76097817
>>76097817
>>76097825
Source? Is that supposed to be the classic cars in F1 2017? The graphics look like shit lol
So, the mods deleted the /indycar/ general thread but this shit is still up
Nice
>>76097851
>the state of burger sports
>>76097851
it's because of >>76096231
apparently one guys posting something in a 100+ posts and many posters general justifies deleting the entire things
>>76097899
good god
that's pathetic
>>76097851
>>Motor/sp/ort general ends up on 8ch
In blasphemous news, the Monegasque have built a new podium in the royal box and sort of fall in line with the rest of the calendar.
>>76097847
Some beta tester posted them on Plebbit.
>The graphics look like shit lol
>what are PC graphic settings
>>76097963
>admitting to being a Plebbiter
fuck off normie
>>76097957
Absolutely disgusting
>>76097957
what is this shit? no more celebrating in the streets
on the plus side, no more Justin Bieber champagne sharing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux7B4apN5y0
press conferece
Hulk Button Ocon
Massa Ricky Wehrlein
>>76097957
was already used after the FE race
>>76098045
did the royal family watch the FE "race"? I hope not
>>76098054
they were on the podium, but I wouldn't be surprised if they don't watch the F1 Monaco races either
also the FE race wasn't that bad, more entertaining than some of the Monaco F1 races I've seen
>>76098045
yeah but nobody watched FE so how could we know?
>>76098110
it was watched
there were comments about it here
>>76097449
reminds me a bit of the west mclaren mercedes
>>76098034
>22:50
>Australian humor
>>76097988
Yeah because /f1/ is a great place to get all the latest news and links from
>>76097957
>>76098266
Twitter is a better source, just follow the journalists who cover your sport, it's all compiled in a convenient place.
>>76098279
That would require me to make a Twitter account. Nah, Reddit is easier.
>>76098279
I don't want to read things from people that hide posts from people who actually matter.
It's like three clicks for me to see the /r/formula1 front page and just a few seconds to check the major news.
>>76097289
I'll honestly lose even more respect for F1 if they continue to race at a circuit with sub-1min lap times. It's meant to be a Grand Prix on a country's best track.
>What self-respecting motorsport country would have their Premier F1-level track shorter than 3mi (Monaco's an exception) and shorter than 1min laps.
>taking a pizza in germany
costanza.jpg
>>76097957
oh jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80oVCzq-ZGM
>>76098352
Germans don't have restaurants here, we have actual jobs
even restaurants with traditional German food are owned by Russians or Poles
>>76098352
Why do I have to be working instead of being in Germany?
Mana is supreme qt
>>76098361
You just know...
Champberg confirmed for podium interviews
>>76098427
Oh lawd if Bottas beats Lewlew it'll be hilarious
>>76098352
I really hope that isn't white wine with the pizza
>>76098438
Imagine a "I've lost this race?" 2.0
https://twitter.com/PhilDuncanF1/status/867335174878580739
https://twitter.com/tgruener/status/867379531014967296
Where's the one Dutch faggot who trashed me because I said I hate Billy Monger?
>>76098427
fake news
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
>>76098520
WORN OUT FACES
>>76098532
>>76098520
two dots above Mika's A were too expensive apparently
>>76098485
>Teams have also agreed to run #Manchester on their cars
...why? This is weird honestly. Nicky Hayden would make more sense if they wanted to honor something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtzTAy-Wsxo
sort of old but still relevant and bonus vintage Victoria
>>76098450
At least she drank beer
>>76098558
This
lets be real here
who can realistically win this other than GOATiardo
>>76098558
>why?
they all really like Oasis
>>76083975
I really fucking hate these new big numbers, they were perfectly easy to read already.
attacking the gimmick or Daniel Ricciardo will NOT be tolerated
>>76099158
>>76098558
madferit
>>76098379
She's been from F1 cock to F1 cock. What makes you think you stand a chance of even talking to her? I doubt your folder with pictures of her will be enough.
>>76099184
let noelposting rest in piece, lad
Has science gone too far?
>>76099228
If you mention Oasis or Noel in ANY WAY I am not responsible for my actions as you have essentially summoned me to come and drop a big fat Noel in this general.
>>76099228
is this, dare I say it, an epic new meme?
Kek at Ocon's mechanics drawing on his helmet.
>>76099191
I don't want to fuck her, just meet her.
>>76099265
this sport is ridiculous
>>76099272
actually thought that was a mummy at first glance
>>76097449
They literally said they made this change to make the car "stand out" more
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>76099331
xe can still be a mummy if xe wants to be, don't oppress xir just because xe was assigned male at birth shit lord
>>76097449
I like it personally, the less red the better
I love how Jenson just casually sat in for the weekend only to shitpost irl
>>76099726
>Just smile and wave boys
>>76099726
r(icciardo's)fw he "accidentally" runs over the foot of the mechanic who forgot his tyres and turns him into a Monger
>>76099331
>sport
>>76097817
>>76097825
>that no tobacco faggotry
>>76100117
>being this much of an idiot
No wonder you are a fan of Ricky
https://www.formula1.com/content/fom-website/en/championship/drivers/jenson-button/_jcr_content/image.img.1024.medium.jpg/1494507578899.jpg
never knew Button is Spanish
>>76099312
Do you think they fuck his boipucci too?
Also
https://it.motorsport.com/f1/news/mercedes-controlli-della-fia-sul-sospetto-diffusore-che-flette-909758/
>FIA delegate inspect Mercedes diffuser
>Might be illegal because it flexes
>Cheatcedes exposed
Finally, a good-looking (or at least not uglier than Marcus Ericsson) IndyCar
http://www.indycar.com/News/2017/05/05-24-New-car-images-2018
>>76100529
F1 1995-tier.
>>76100375
>>76100588
Sidepods look quite decent
more like F1 2005-tier with slightly less aero stupidity
>>76099316
That's even worse.
>>76099265
I love F1, I hope the Americans never make us get rid of these autismo exercises.
>>76100529
>>76100613
I don't like how high the rear of the sidepods are in comparison to the back wheel.
>>76100613
>Wheel shrouds
dropped
>>76101169
>>76101247
Would be nice if they get removed for the road course configuration, or maybe replaced by the pre-2009 type of wings ahead of the rear wheels (what were they called again?). For the ovals they need the low drag
>>76100529
FUCKING YES
>>76099312
what do they draw on a white visor? baby felipe?
>>76100529
Still trying too hard to cover the wheels, that just looks bad.
Othe than that is much better than this year.
Not a fan of the nose as well.
>>76102871
it's still using the same old chassis (to save costs), they're just changing the aero (sidepods/engine cover can be changed because not part of the chassis itself for example)
Side view looks the best desu.
I'm just waiting for someone to put liveries on these.
>moment of silence before gp
so who will forget to take his earbuds out?
>>76104147
>>moment of silence
HOW WILL ISIS RECOVER ?!
Reminder that FP1 and 2 will be TOMORROW not on Friday
>>76104344
They're probably trying regroup their forces.
They must be terrified of our silence.
>>76104344
somewhere there's a bad joke about the silence of current engines and recovering from it, but I'm not bright enough to make it
>>76104344
>ISIS
Its not for that moto guy?
>>76104589
>He doesn't think about the children
Sad!
>>76104589
two birds one stone, who cares
>>76104589
nope
the teams are going to put #MANCHESTER on their cars
wtf i love ricciardo now
>>76104876
thought that was a Carlton singlet at first and was about to call him out for being a blasphemous cunt.
>>76104725
>>76104734
>>76104761
>giving ISIS the attention they want
Great plan, they want more publicity on the world stage so let's give it to them!!!
Honestly I don't really care but it feels like they are playing it how they want.
>>76103056
Not that one, but Tim Holmes already made two Alonso/McLaren liveries for the previous Indy 2018 preview
>>76105174
And this one
>>76105359
>tfw not the most handsome guy on the paddock anymore
>>76105464
>implying
>>76105646
His hairline and ears really take away from his looks
he'd be okay if they weren't so fucked
>>76105174
>>76105201
>tim holmes
terrible liveries like always
Need a good racing game guys, preferably decent with a wheel
>>76105720
terrible finnish taste like always
>>76105806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-xLc0pPZEk
>>76105687
the big lips, lack of jawline and ear piercings don't help either
>>76105927
there's lots of people turned on by big lips
Need a good Indy game for PC, preferably not too new so it isn't too heavy. Most of the 200-2006 I've seen have extremely shitty graphics though.
>>76105825
>le put every single sponsor i can fit on the front wing endplates and sidepod turning vane as well as the driver's name and flag meme
>le photoshop a 2013 car to have a slightly lower nose and pretend it's current and up to date meme
>le forget to photoshop out the fucking exhausts coming out of the sidepods meme and colour it in anyway meme
>le photoshop on 18 inch rims because they're COOL and i have the cranial capacity of a thirteen year old meme
>le put huge sponsor logos on the engine cover, cropping half of it out which would never be approved by the sponsor and having no regard for how it looks/will be distorted at any angle other than fully side on meme
>le put ferrari logos on every car with a ferrari engine even though ferrari have NEVER let a customer team do that in f1 because it devalues the ferrari brand meme
>le put a teeny tiny pirelli logo on a teeny tiny winglet when f1 teams only ever put the pirelli logo on the nose of the car meme
>le put every sponsor logo on at a 35 degree angle when companies always want their logo to be straight meme
>le draw shapes that would look disgusting at any angle other than fully side on meme
>le put sponsor logos over complex backgrounds hindering their legibility meme
>le cover every space of the car with sponsor logos except the part where the sidepods join the engine cover meme
>le use out of date logos for several companies despite the new logos being introduced YEARS ago meme
he is a pleb who has no idea how liveries and sponsorships work and you are a pleb who has no idea how liveries and sponsorships work
>>76105825
>>76106070
exhibit b
>>76106070
you're taking this F1 thing to seriously, m8
take a sauna session or something for once
>>76105835
>project cars
completed it mate
>>76105825
>>76106070
>>76106086
exhibit c
>>76106010
Try rfactor and mod it
>>76105825
>>76106070
>>76106086
>>76106103
exhibit d
>>76106091
>what therapeutic things do you get up to in germany except for drinking beer in your lederhosen and eating sauerkraut and accepting refugees into your home, my bavarian chum?
>>76105989
There are also lots of people who are turned on by twerking, and over sized fake asses/asses covered in cellulite.
>>76106070
1. TLDR
2. Your autism is off the charts
3. If you're so good then why don't you show us your liveries, Picasso?
9 full hours
can't wait
>>76106195
classic "but you're not allowed to criticise anyone if you're not better than them at exactly what they do!!!" argument when you've run out of excuses to defend them with
at least it's a slightly better argument than "w-w-well you're just a JEALOUS HATER"
>>76106226
>"but you're not allowed to criticise anyone if you're not better than them at exactly what they do!!!"
Basically, yeah. It's like saying "I COULD DO BETTER, I JUST DON'T WANT TO!!!"
You're a child.
>>76106222
How do you refute this? After BTFOing every single one of them, often many at ones, with facts in the last few days this guy got me.
>>76106243
>You're a child.
you can describe quite literally everyone who's posted on 4chan with that spicy ad hominem, mate.
anyone who's ever called hamilton a nigger, or called a brazilian a hue favela monkey, or the bahamian, or called swedes/germans cucks because it's the trendy /pol/ thing to do. all children.
you're having an argument on 4chan. this is as childish a place as you can find without it being pictures of actual real life toddlers that would get you a prison sentence for viewing (or maybe not, seeing as you have a British flag)
>>76106070
true. Sean Bull on the other hand usually delivers decent designs.
>>76106320
>or called swedes/germans cucks because it's the trendy /pol/ thing to do. all children.
>>76106178
>>accepting refugees into your home
>>76106339
he falls into the same
>livery shapes that would look ugly at anything other than a side view
trap, but he does have actual real life experience doing actual real life liveries (albeit not at f1 level) so is much more knowledgeable than holmes
>>76106243
>Basically, yeah. It's like saying "I COULD DO BETTER, I JUST DON'T WANT TO!!!"
Not really, the guys work shouldn't be immune from criticism just because 'he did it and the critic did not'. You should try disputing the actual criticism rather than just attacking the critic.
>>76106355
thank you, i was hoping you would notice my deliberate use of irony. will i have to resort to more german clichés so that you stop taking what i say at face value, or do you live up to your stereotypical sense of humour?
>>76106367
>livery shapes that would look ugly at anything other than a side view
And that's why he is doing stuff like pic related
>>76106563
the good comes with the bad tbf (and that livery is really just what the Jaguar FE colour scheme should've been)
DOUBLES FOR RICCIARDO POLE AND WIN
>>76099265
Think that is mad?
Look at the new Mecedes Bargeboard
>>76107115
trully amazing, more edges than average /pol/ poster
>>76107115
Can I get a quick rundown on how these help divert air across the asphalt towards the rear vortices
>>76105989
>mfw a black grill once said she liked my big kissing lips
>>76107115
looks like it went through a shredder
>"It sounds like excuses," Villeneuve added. "I think there are two classes of drivers. You're either an Alonso or you're a Rosberg. And Hulkenberg is a Rosberg."
What did he mean by this lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TSJBD8fqWc
paddock uncircumcized is up (yes I stole that from comments). Watch Ted get BTFO @ 5:53
>>76107650
circumcized* apologies
Taking bets on Stroll crashes: will he beat Verstappen's record from last year?
>>76107168
Can I get a quick rundown on how you your AIDS haven't killed you yet?
>>76107115
Mercedes DESPERATE
>>76107643
Not sure since Rosberg had many podiums
>>76107643
>"It sounds like excuses," Villeneuve added. "I think there are two classes of drivers. You're either are one that takes terrible career choices and becomes a mediocre driver like myself or you're one that waits patiently and uncucks himself winning many races and the championship. And Hulkenberg is the latter."
>>76107115
Who would win
the Mercedes bargeboard or Billy Monger?
>>76108656
I dunno if bargeboards are capable of begging for shekels, so I'm going to have to call this one for Billy Nolegs
>>76105009
I thought exactly the same
>page 5
will /f1/ get heem'd?
Yay FP1 is at a reasonable hour today
>>76110261
As usual, it's at 2AM here
>>76110261
>About 5 bongs
pretty early desu
I've been thinking about Kimi, and how such a talent could end up as the No. 2 to the definitive babby.
Just listen to his team radios, he sounds like a middle manager complaining about a mistaken stationary order.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rqc5hx_A8HI
It saddens me to see a former hero so checked out. In terms of natural talent, I'd put him pretty close to Alonso. Did he just check out after winning one championship, but come back for the paycheque? Is he actually trying but years of lacking focus left him without honed talent?
>>76110854
drives for fun
>>76110854
That actually sounds like an emotional Kimi. I don't see him as checked out, he just doesn't really give a fuck about anything but racing. He actually seems to enjoy F1 now more than ever. He doesn't have the pressure of being expected to be the best, which he's happy with, though it may have taken away his edge.
Vettel is also a very good driver, especially when he has a car that suits him. I imagine Ferrari has done as much as they can to design the car towards his preferences, or at least his input, which only makes the gap to Kimi even bigger. He may have lost a tenth or so, but he's still an adequate number 2.
I'd love to see Alonso get his seat next year so we can actually have a legit teammate battle at the top, but I think that has a small likelihood of happening. Wouldn't be surprised if Tricky Ricky jumped over to Ferrari next year though.
Where to get fp1?
>>76111289
Yes.
>>76111079
He is a solid driver that can keep the pressure on Mercedes (watch him when Vettee DNF's) and doesn't give a shit about being number two, exactly what Ferrari wants. The only replacement I can think of is Massa and maybe Bottas. Alonso would bring drama which Ferrari avoids like plague.
>>76107115
looks like something from carmageddon
>>76105009
>being an iggs supporter
Carlton is barely a downgrade
LESS THAN 2 FULL FINNISH HOURS UNTIL FP1
>>76107650
>lewis drinking his own #LH44 sips
i like him a little more for that tbqh
not even the richfags are safe from chemtrails
So even RedBull has succumbed to peer pressure and put a meme wing on their car apparently
>>76111289
How did you watch the indy stuff earlier this week? If you used the same website that streams tv as I did you go there again
>mfw not a signle /floersch/ in the whole thread
>tfw watching WRC highlights
>tfw sky speed is up next
>tfw FP1 after that
Who else /comfyevening/ here?
>>76111644
>comfy evening
>at 08:58 in the morning
>>76111650
also getting ready for a /comfyevening/ watching monaco
AND NOW LESS THAN ONE FULL FINNISH HOUR TILL FP1
>>76111653
Zero full hours, Ausbro
fp1 is in one bong or two bongs? we changed to winter time recently and i can't do math
>>76111656
oh no you're right, you should have told before i posted pajeet! this is all your fault!
>>76111668
54ish bings my south american friend
>>76111681
i haven't gone to bed do i try to take a nap or just skip sleeping for today FUCK
help me my dear kangaroo tamer
>>76111684
Do you have anything to do tomorrow?
Do you have an easy way to record or watch F1 later on tomorrow?
I just found out all my wine glasses are dirty and I can't be fucked washing one.
I guess it's vino + mug time.
>>76111714
Keep at it lad
>>76111684
if you take a nap you won't wake up trust me, my sandman never lets you leave
Is there a good ace or are we stuck with the eternal but shit one again?
>>76111773
It's free practice, the eternal ace will do
Coverage started
What happens to the citizens of Monaco on a race weekend?
Don't they get pissed that their roads get closed if they don't care about F1?
>discounting Bottas
>taking the opportunity to shit talk Rosberg
Fuck sky 2bh
>>76111838
It's a very small city. There are lots of alternative roads that work just as good. Other street circuits like Baku might have that problem, but not Monaco.
>>76111838
If you live in Monaco and get pissed you can just hop into your private jet and go somewhere else.
>all these Muslim subhumans making this world unsafe for our people is really concerning
what did he mean by this?
https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/6d7dif/i_thought_you_retired/
/u/syrinxiantook took my edit from the press conference to get upvotes >>76105359
>>76111868
>my edit
>leddit link is higher res
>from a discord
fug off desu
>>76111868
>>76111876
Wait, that image isn't "edited", it's barely a fucking crop. What the fug, Mehmet?
>>76111876
Exposed
gina is such a qt
>it's a palmer loses it out of the tunnel episode
>>76111876
interesting, didn't notice that his had a different res
I posted it on 11 hours ago and he posted it 3 hours ago.
He also cut it from further away, apparently it's just a coincidence that we used the same frame.
brb giving /u/syrinxiantook some gold
https://twitter.com/ForceIndiaF1/status/867644645051969537
>Force India announces sponsorship with The LAD Bible
Just when I thought they couldn't fucking sink any lower
>>76111880
crop edit, what the fuck is the difference
>>76111881
no, I cropped and posted mine several hours before
we just did the same frame on similar position so I thought he took mine
Oh fugg I just noticed FP is today not tomorrow
Has Stroll binned it yet?
how many laps in will button's car die
>>76111899
I thought you've done something to the hats or something
>>76111902
Started 5 mins ago, you missed absolutely nothing
>>76111902
Hasn't left the pits, session just started
>>76111902
Just started, mostly installation laps
>>76111899
>so I thought he took mine
no surprise that you're an utter retard if you're a redditer then
Circuit de Monaco stats...............................................................................
Over the past 20 years:
16 of 20 races, or 80%, have been won by a driver starting on the first row.
11 of 20 races, or 55%, have been won by the driver starting at P1.
5 of 20 races, or 25%, have been won by the driver starting at P2.
4 of 20 races, or 20%, have been won by the driver starting at P3.
0 of 20 races, or 0%, have been won by any driver starting outside of P3.
The last driver to win a race outside of P3 was Olivier Panis, who achieved a victory starting from P14 21 years ago in 1996.
The last driver to win a race outside of P3 before Panis was Alain Prost, who achieved a victory starting from P5 32 years ago in 1985.
Last year the negro won the race from P3. In the past 40 years, the race has been won by a driver starting outside the first row for two or more consecutive years only once, in 1992 and 1993 by Aryton Senna, who started from P3 both times. This means that using the past 30 years for data, there is a 97.5% chance the winner will start from the first row, since repeated victories from beyond row one are extremely rare, and have only taken place once.
If you're a betting man, then row 1 P1 is your car.
>>76111902
I was going to post "hasstrollcrashedyet.com" and found out that the site is dead.
>>76111909
>0 of 20 races, or 0%, have been won by any driver starting outside of P3.
Vettel Wins Lol confirmed
>>76111909
thanks fernando
>>76111896
>be successful or famous Indian
>get money, support and sponsorship because your people breed like rabbits and now there's voer a billion of them
it's getting annoying
>>76111909
>97.5% chance
That's a very simplistic take on statistics.
>>76111918
he doesn't crash anymore
now there should be a site called hasstrollbeatenmassayet.com
>>76111927
True, but I don't think that you can rely on the cars much from the 70's and before, as there mechanical fuckiness would skew the stats IMO.
What's going on with the video feed? The onboard seems slower than the live. Bottas coming through the tunnel was about to brake, then it cut to a trackside camera and he was turning into the chicane.
>>76111930
>Beating a 36 yo pilot
>Such skill
But seriously, I highly doubt that in normal conditions(no punctures and 'kisses') Stroll can beat Massa
>Croatian browser stream
FP1
if anyone is interested
http://www.jagledam.com/Arena-Sport-2-uzivo-stream
>>76111936
*their
It's late....and drunk I'm.
Stroll got squirrelly around turn 1 finishing that hot lap
Crogaytia
Button's been on track for nearly 5 minutes, haven't seen him once
>>76111930
>>76111918
There should be a special Monaco hasverstappencrashedyet.com site.
>>76111968
>less than 30 seconds and Button onboard
wew lad
oh fuck kimi the absolute madman
GIMI NO
>gimi pushing the wall out of the way
madman
GIMI
pink mast
>>76111527
newey on suicide watch
Anyone have a pic of this new FOM onboard camera?
>>76111936
>>76111946
Pretty sure he's talking about confidence intervals. I can't be assed to do the math though.
Ocon really is an ugly motherfucker
it only makes him more likeable
>>76111964
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croatian_constitutional_referendum,_2013
>>76112005
found it
it's the small orb-looking thing in front of the old t-cam
>>76112012
>360-camera, rear half doesn't see shit
>>76112022
They never said what axis the 360° was around
>>76112022
I think they're just testing it for today making sure it works rather than doing a full footage-trial
>>76112037
Based Sky commentators did
>sainz 3rd fastest with harder compound
Absolute madman
I just realised we could have BUTGROPER again this weekend
>>76083834
>you will always be a poor kiwifag
>you will never personally experience the Monaco Grand Prix while staying in a 5 star hotel with a $20,000 a night hooker for company
Why even live desu lads
>>76112047
Sucks to be you
>>76112047
>watching the race with a woman
>ever
Why is Button so slow I thought he was a world champion
>>76112045
>Kvyat goes 2nd on supersofts
>>76112072
old, first time in the car, was never that great to begin with etc.
>>76112072
nando's suit is small for him and is strangling his nuts
Top kek
>Can someone get Crofty a tyre warmer cos his midriff is cold
Australian-quality bantz there
>>76112073
>imgur filename
fuck off MrFlow
>>76112046
doglets btfo
How many of todays drivers live in this taxpayers paradise?
>>76112113
at least 10
>>76112113
8 iirc
>Mercedes is half a second at least clear than Vettel
>+399ms
>+860ms
>difference is 461ms
MERCEDES BIAS!
>>76112121
its over
>>76112121
>falling for the Ferrari sandbag
>>76112113
ric, ves, but, ham, hul, kvy, bot
>Alonso will be dead in three days
my childhood is getting further and further away from me
>>76112129
>delete-this-feel-men-s-t-shirt
You probably googled this but the existance of this filename makes me want to an hero
>>76112128
Eri and Mas also
>Hülk having problems in FP
What will Palmer blame his awful qualy pace on this time?
https://streamable.com/7lwrc
make webm
>based Star Sports providing C4 coverage and commentary
Thank fuck, no Crofty
>>76112138
I own this shirt and get compliments on it literally all the time
>>76112145
Not beeing able to take a peek at the hulks data and settings
>>76112178
You disgust me.
>>76112193
jealous mate?
>>76112178
oh yeh?
like what
>>76112156
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam.
NOTHING
Amx hasn't crashed yet
NOTHING IS SOLVE
>>76111896
>more normies memeing F1
I can't WAIT for F1 to come up among 20 year olds and have them go BWOAH are you a BWOAH fan of Kimi BWOAHkonen? xDxDxDxD
>haas brakes
NOTHING IS SOLVE
nth for Crofty doesn't like to be bullied
>>76112232
my friends already do that, and they go to reddit
>croft and ted defending jolly on like their life depends on it
disgusting
>>76112228
Not so fast mario. There's still 2 more FPs to go and the qualy as well.
>mfw Skyfaggots actually debated if Palmer was having an off-season
the prick is in his SECOND year of F1.
>we're not biased, we're just trying to be FAIR!!!
I'm watching FP2 with the sound off.
>>76112232
>Implying we won't enjoy that because we can show off our turbo autism
>>76112259
>Skyfaggots actually debated if Palmer was having an off-season
Worst commentators in all of sport.
I mute them when I watch a race.
>ragging Stoffel saying he hasn't performed as promised
>No Joe Lee and Palmer are fine, just an off season
50+ years and they haven't changed the camera spots under the tunnel
As a photographer myself I get that some risks must be taken, but holy shit isn't this the corner Ferraris kissed? People like this constantly die in rally weekends. 2 died here last year.
B-BUT HE'S A G-GP2 CHAMPION!
NEVER M-MIND THAT HE TOOK THE SAME AMOUNT OF T-TIME TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP AS FABIO LEIMER AND AN OVERWEIGHT, OVERLY ENTHUSIASTIC ITALIAN COMMENTATOR
Meanwhile at Portier
Whats the point in the new chicane?
It was a stupid fucking turn anyway, why change it to make it worse
>>76112292
>>76112292
*parks the car*
>>76112300
>>76112315
>>76112295
what change?
>>76112291
Literally, during this session, in order
>made fun of Maldonado
>defended Palmer BECAUSE HE A GP2 CHAMPION
>made fun of Maldonado again
>>76112353
Just before they defended Palmer they criticised Stoffel for not performing and being slower than his team mate.
They implied it was Stoffel's driving to blame for that.
Almost in the same breath said that the car hasn't been doing what Palmer needs for him to do well.
You almost couldn't script a better proof of bias of the sky guys.
>>76112404
When I started watching F1 again in 2013, I was shocked at the amount of people who immaturely defend their own countrymen simply because they are from the same country. Dutch tv, Sky sports, team bosses, drivers. It was never like that in the 90s.
>>76112353
>>76112404
But we're not biased, we're just being FAIR
>>76112404
Crofty even talked up Hulkenberg to excuse Joe. Stoffel's teammate is some fashion guy on break in America so he has no excuse and belongs in Belcar. Palmer is a GP2 champion, of course.
>>76112418
I don't mind sky too much normally. But their defence of Palmers driving while criticising the driving of another driver in an arguably worse position (literally the worst car on the grid and unsurprisingly finishing near the back of the grid if he can finish at all while also doing unsurprisingly worse than his multiple WDC team mate) was just over the top.
And then to say this >>76112421 unironically.
Jesus tap dancing Christ that is ridiculous.
>>76112437
I agree. It's utterly insane.
FormulaKino FP on sky now
>>76112091
>knowing what an imgur filename looks like
Crofty lynch mob when
>>76112458
got a stream?
Same as always
>>76112479
Meant for >>76112471
Post yfw you realise >>76106086 looks better than the actual Force India
Is it likely to rain at all this weekend?
>>76112506
Nope, none at all
Man, I'm really starting to love this Leclerc kid. He's so fun to watch. Sometimes it's even more fun to watch F2 than F1 because of Leclerc.
I don't like these new camera angle they're using into Tabac
>>76112292
seriously, what's the story behind this?
>>76112534
Vanity.
>>76111896
pic related: Foreskindia by season's end
>>76112560
>main sponsor is 'hostile takeover bank'
based chick
Formula 2 stream?
why are the practices today and tomorrow we get no f1?
>>76112605
Eternal ace
>>76112618
oh nice
LEC hype train
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be3-J9XtJCw
>>76112615
So rich people can get to their parties on Friday.
No memeing.
>>76112642
I hope he was paid well for that
Hope nando kicks some of that yank ass
>>76112685
first you must finish, fernando
>>76112615
Monaco practice has always been on Thursday
FP2 in how many bings?
>>76112685
Finish First Fernando
>>76112974
thanks, chuck
They really need to get Symonds to fuck off, he's horrible on camera.
any nice hd acestream? ctrl+fing acestream only gives me the one in the op
>>76113091
8371c1339db2b376e2c6ae29546dea0890fea2f7
6000kbps
>>76113099
bless you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_q4hYGCQbM&t=8m16s
Listen and laugh
>>76113099
How much did you donate friend?
>>76113099
Thank you.
>>76112685
Finish First Fernando
Anyone else witness Hamilton playing with his balls on live tv?
>>76113163
Yes.
now we wait for BUTGROPER
>>76113145
i could not care less if the streamer makes money on his stream if it means i get a high quality stream for free
>ted having a stroke again
They're talking about Hamiltons hookers
>ywn have a threesome with the hadid sisters
>>76112418
I don't know when you stopped watching, but Dutch coverage went to shit when it moved to SBS in 2005 or so. Suddenly they were hyping up Albers, who was clearly out of his depth and Doornbos, who is a decent driver but Minardi was all he deserved. When coverage went back to RTL7, Olav Mol stopped going to the races to take care of his sick wife. Sport1 then bought the coverage and brought forth the "witty" Ronald van Dam, who insisted on pronouncing drivers' last names wrong, which you might remember coming back in 2013.
I picked up the habit of watching the pre-race show on either BBC or RTL germany around 2005 and to be honest, there hasn't been a second I've considered going back to Max Verstappen TV.
The BBC usually had more access to British drivers but even during Hamilton's 2011 antics I never had the idea ALL of them were defending him. RTL Germany has the same with German drivers, although they were rather forgiving of mediocre drives from the likes of Glock and Sutil, but never as uppity about it as Sky Sports.
>Ocon
>Monaco GP
cocon got lucky
>monaco expansion is happening
>>76113239
More like Monaco explosion the way Europe keeps flooding themselves with 3rd world retards and extremists
>>76113099
thank you
>joe, lee and palmer
>Joe
>Lion
>Palm
>Her
>JOE
>LEE
>&
>PALMER
Palmer trying to escape the tattered remains of his career
>Palmer elects a new pope
>>76113259
No immigrants here m8 :^)
>Lelnaut
>Palmlel
>Toro
>Rosso
>>76113259
>Americans fly planes into building
>start bombing the middle east
>mudslimes become upset
>can't steal planes anymore
>ruin europe instead
thanks again, dubya
Who is going to park it into the wall this weekend?
New thread
>>76113301
>>76113301
>>76113301
>>76113301
>>76112468
I've told you before, MrFlow
4chanX puts a link to the imgur page next to the filename
>>76113307
Muslims have been attacking Europe constantly for over 1,000 years, it's hardly a new thing you faggot
Heard of the moors or Charles Martel?
That's why the crusades where a thing
The only thing that's changed is their technology and ease of access
>>76113338
oh no was I not complete in my greentext post regarding the history of Muslim extremism in Europe?