/hoc/

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That ass though

>>76080022
how new are you? This Costa Rican retard asks the same question every thread.

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>7 posts early

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>>76080040
i needed it

>>76080040
>but i really wanted to make the op

>inb4 some cuck posts Preddit memes with autistic bandwagon graphs

As if the goodest guys of the playoffs making it to the SCF isnt going the get underdog love from the whole fucking world

Not to even mention the fact that the percentage of /hoc/ anons using r/hockey as a news/stats site and /hoc/ for shitposting and bantz is about 99%

Control your autism plz

>>76080080
those are just blackcuck "fans" trying to deflect their status.

>>76080080
salty reddithawks fan try to shift the reddit blame elsewhere

Is getting poop in your hip the secret to being an elite goaler?

>>76080088
>Chicago "Literally 3 goals in Playoffs """""Dynasty"""""""" Blackhawks

So just

>>76080002
Who is she? My penis needs some answers.

>>76080193
my mom

PEKSI RINNE
E
K
S
I

R
I
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E

Someone post the /hoc/ discord link

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I'm buttmad as fuck
FUCK
if there wasn't refpuck,
>we woud've made the third round and swept the preds

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>>76079992
Finnish goaltending finds a way

>>76080377
>discord
How about no

Hi. Did the ducks win?

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>>76080404
No. Bettman couldn't help them this time

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>>76079992

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>>76080414
Can't worry the Murray.

>>76080411
Oh ;_;

>>76080414
>>76080445
Reminder that Penguins hold 3/4 offencive stat leaders and Murray leads the playoffs in GAA and SV%

Preds dont stand a chance

Pens over SNES in 6
Pens over Predditors in 4

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>Reddit is bandwagoning the plucky underdogs Preds
>therefore /hoc/ has to support the most disgusting player ever and his sickening powerhouse team

Really makes you think

>>76080507
that's what the penguinos conspiracy and canadians wants you to do
but you have to stand up against it

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Name our band

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>>76080507
Who gives a fuck about reddit.
Rooting for the Preds 100%

>>76080560
The niggers

>Bernier literally cost the Ducks the game
lel

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Is gibson the oveckin of goalies?

How is he considered a good goalie?

>>76080621
Because he plays for a californian team, and californians don't know hockey

>>76080646
Quick was never that bad.

>>76080646
Jones is pretty reliable

>>76080386

Preds would have embarrassed you desu

>>76080621
Lundshits is obviously the Ovi of goalies

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>>76080641
>no one remembers the Harry Potter scar on Hall which was made by Corey Potter

>>76080657
>>76080663
I'm not saying that good goalies can't play for californian teams. I'm saying that clifornians aren't that good at telling good goalies apart from not so good ones.

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>>76080670
Hedman's scar > Hall's scar
tbf

>>76080666
Only because its in the embarrass Frogs script Gary wrote up. They lose out on QC team AND Subban wins a cup? Frogs will be on suicide watch.

Its all part of Garys plan. Crashing this province. With no survivors

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>>76080670
well that image was tinier than it looked in google image

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>>76080641

>>76080669
not really
Lundqvist succeeds when he has a good team around him

>>76080691
Looks more like Perry tried to collect his scalp

>>76080669
Lundquist is more the Joe thornton. Always has a shit team around him

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>yfw Lundqvist and Talbot get reunited next season

THE SMASHVILLE SHITPOSTERS WERE RIGHT

>>76080723
Shorks aren't really a shit team on a paper, they have many strong players despite their age, they just don't seem to work so well together.

>>76080733
Lundqvist will most likely stay in New York for the rest of his career, even if they're shit. He always talks about how well he's settled in there.

>>76080733
Reminder that Antti Raanta has more Stan Lee rings then "the king"

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>>76080723

>>76080750
Kinda sad really. Just gets shit on in the post season and will never win a cup.

>>76080784
well... at least he won two meme championships.


>failed four chaptchas
>skip the "clothes" captcha
>win

>>76080781
Literally inconsolable

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ITS THE JACKETS YEAR NEXT YEAR

>>76080811
Go to work Ted

>>76080820
I got fired

>>76080827
LMAOing so hard at your life

>>76080829
For fucking the bosses wife

>>76080804
Top kek

>>76080827
>stealing boxes on your day off

>>76080831
>the bosses wifes son

You forgot a word

>>76080836
I need them to move into my new apartment

Was Peter Forsberg actually a great hockey player, or was he a meme?

I mean, he was always injured

>>76080934
Sakic babby

>>76080784
NY is probably the place closest to Sweden socially because we don't like to talk to strangers, no random conversations. Trains are almost universally dead silent unless someone is drunk.

>>76080934
For me he was Crosby tier at his peak. Just no longevity

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Pittsburgh is a shoe-in at this point, honestly.

OTW aint winning two straight, and if for whatever reason they manage to do so, they're just asking for a "Colorado/Florida"-esque sweep.

I'm certain if it's Nashville Pittsburgh (which is what I've been trying to tell people since the Conference Finals started), we're going to get a legit fun series to watch.

Shitposting and memes aside, Nsh/Pit in the Cup will be so esthetically pleasing to the eye.

You know it to be true.

If Penguins repeat is Mike Sullivan unarguably the best coach in the league? Babcock couldnt repeat with a super team. Quenville couldnt repeat with a superteam.

meanwhile in canada

>About 1,700 tickets available on Ticketmaster for tonight's #Sens/Pens game in Ottawa, 13 hours away. Cheapest $140. Not counting resale.

>>76080386
Rinne is literally 9-0-0 in his last 9 starts against the Oilers, they had no chance.

>>76080469
Uh, you need to check your stats because Pekka Rinne leads the playoffs now in both GAA and SV%.

Pongs don't stand a chance, might as well not even enter the building.

>>76081253
Rinne is 1-5-2 in his career against Pittsburgh with a 3.57 GAA and .880 sv%

Literally his worst numbers.

>>76081232

Did Sullivan lose a single piece between runs, though? I think what Q did in Chicago is more impressive, personally. After every run Chicago made they had MASSIVE roster shifts and retooling because of cap.

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>>76081268
>rinne leads the league in GAA and Sv%

Umm sweetie, Rinne is 1.70 gaa and .940 sv%

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>>76081286
good thing Saros is 1-0-0 against the Pongs and in that game he won was full of AHLers because everyone else had good poisoning

But that's not the point here, Oilers would have been swept if they beat the Ducks. Don't be delusional.

>>76081296
>Literally who is guentzel
>literally who is ruhwedel
>literally who is rowney
>literally who is archibald

Chicago did the same thing. Just chanfed out AHL players

>>76081305
Is this a Jojo reference?

>>76081299

>Sample size

>>76081311

Well yeah they had AHL who the fuck's show up, but did they lose any actually important players?

Chiraq lost some arguably really big players like Sharp, etc that were really, really high impact in their early run.

>>76081320
Have they won a cup since losing Sharp?

And if they win this year, you can say they lost letang.

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>>76079992
with FINNS you WIN

>>76081355
EXCELLENT post

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

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Daily reminder

Who will get bought out: Niemi or Lehtonen?

>>76081432
is this suppose to spoil the upcoming multipuck implementation?

>>76081432

>Being mad they're successfully and rapidly growing their market while Analslime still has no fans and only fills their barn when other teams come to town

Lmao

>>76081442
yes they focus tested it with Preds fans first

>>76081449
>defending bandwagoning

peeewwweeee
stinks like predditors in here

>>76081437
Niemi bought out, Lehtonen traded only because he's the one with some trade value.

Unless Golden Knights wants to fuck up before they have played one game in the league and draft either one

Ducks might have won if only that leaf poster had posted butt :c

>>76081467
the real story is that the newspaper who was stupid enough to fire literally all their staff thought people would need it even though the team has been there for 15+ years and had good attendance by then

I don't know why people defend it as growth of the game nonsense when it was tone deaf when it got printed. It's just cringe like that shitty video released yesterday.

>>76081449
I bet you ripped on blackhawks fans for bandwagoning

>>76081449

>Only fills their barn when other teams come to town

As opposed to scrimmages?

Why does Nashville have a hockey team?

>banned on gamefaqs

well.
I guess it's just you now bros

>>76081564
affirmative action

>>76080441
*snorts a line of coke off your ass*

Good luck Predsbros. Obsessed Oilniggers need to die in a fire though

>>76081679
>we actually live in a timeline where any dissent around >your team is attributed to oilerfags

Please just fuck off tonight Sens.

I miss when we were laughing SO HARD at the misfortune of others

>>76081489
Ducks would have won with enroth

>>76081564
To where would you move it?

>>76081949
Helsinki

am I stupid, or do I think The NHL needs a team in Milwaukee]

>>76081964
It would need a name change
>Helsinki Citybunnies

>>76081992
Helsinki Horde

>>76081986

Only if the team name is related to dairy products

>>76081992
Helsinki City Boys

>>76081992
Helsinki Fennoswedes

>>76082025
Helsinki Sissy Boys is more like it

>>76082025
They'd have the goal anthem ready, well thought

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUnorcboKUo

>>76082060
>>76082025
>>76081992
where is the most finnish place to live in finland?

>>76082089
Vaasa

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Who /Wild,Preds,Jackets/ broship here?

we finna win the cup lads

>>76082089
Pohjois-pohjanmaa

>>76082138
That expansion bro feel

>>76081564
because they have the best in game environment in the league

>>76082138
>mild and jakkets fags have to bandwagon YET another team in hopes of tasting victory

>>76082089
Central-Finland, the land of 1000 lakes

>>76082089
Lapua

>>76081986
They already have an AHL team....

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>>76082138
no, fuck off

you are only allowed to bandwagon the Preds if you have a Publix less than 15 minutes from your house OR are a bootyblasted Habs fan

>>76082170
isnt that located in the mid-western united states?

>>76082186
that's 10,000 lakes I believe

>>76082204
ah my mistake

>>76082159
>muh atmosphere
>muh loudness

>>76082214
The city outside was incredible too. Firetrucks were going around blowing their horns when they won. It was a sea of gold all over Broadway.

>>76082252
Sounds like almost any non-california city in the playoffs

What would be the better matchup: Predators/Penguins or Predators/Senators

>>76082266
I've only been to Nashville and St Louis during the playoffs and St Louis was dead so yeah maybe you're right. However, I've been in Boston when they last won the world series and it wasn't that rowdy so I don't know.

>>76082266
>the near inevitability of a Perds/Snes final
NHL owners on suicide watch

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>>76080733
>oilers fucking up their cap situation beyond repair by trading for lundpads

i can believe it

>>76082281
preds/pens would be great to watch. Preds/sens would be boring on paper

>>76082281
Preds Sens for game 7 possibility and leaf burger shitposting.

Pens Preds, with the preds injuries at center and the Penguins massive advantage down the middle will only go 5 or 6 depending on how great Pegga can be.

>>76082281
In terms of rating and entertainment? Preds/Penguins

In terms of Preds winning a cup? Preds/Sens

>>76082281
Nashville/Ottawa by far. I don't know if I could survive another Canadian team losing to a southern team though.

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>>76082138
>muh BROSHIP, r-right BRO?

ted and the pedosotans OUT

>>76082185
Eat shit Florida fag, nobody wants to eat your gas station sandwich

>>76082281
Preds/Sens because USA vs Canada

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End them, Bill.

>>76082549
I dubs bill hattrick tonight

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>>76082549
bill is too compassionate to simply end someone

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>/hoc/ supports pREDDITORS
hmmm really makes you think huh? how about you go back?

>>76082591
Obsessed

>>76082266
so I guess you could say Nashville is like any other city that loves hockey and is totally deserving of their NHL team

>>76081704
that's how you know that they know they didn't deserve the series

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reddit FUCK OFF

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>>76082727
stay bootyblasted my friend

>>76081564
Expansion and capitalism at the expense of culture and talent concentration

itt: a bunch of lifelong redditcucks

fuck off

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>No Canadian teams make the finals
>Washington booted in 2nd round after mortgaging future
>Wild and reddithawks bounced in round 1
>No california teams in finals
>Pongs gonna make finals for 2nd straight year
>Ultimate bootyblasting of alberta

Has this playoffs been perfect?

is it too late to laugh at the ducks

>>76082727
>literally 400 people
who cares? cant even fill a section at the smallest arena

>>76082138
this is embrassing. kys

>>76082855
>PongsWinLOL
>perfect

>>76082905
It's never too late

>>76082905
ofc not

C U C K S

U

C

K

S

>>76082855
it'd have been perfect if the caps lost the cup to the preds. They'd be even more booty blasted.

>>76082919
>thinking any other team in the leastern deserves it more than Pongs

Laughing at your life jarmo

Thank god the Ducks got eliminated so I don't need to stay up until midnight to watch the end of the Cup

>>76082938
I'm tired of the pongs drafting generational talent first overall every fucking 10-15 years. so fuck em.

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>>76080687
too bad it didn't scar

>>76082952
Tell me who youd of prefered to win the east?

>Washington is a shithole filled with russians
>Montreal, Toronto and Ottawa are canadian teams
>rags
>Wanting bombsten to have another winning team

Pens are the only choice left, until carolina devolps

>>76082915
>predditcuck damage control
SEETHING

>>76082938
Not even arguing against that. The whole >leastern "conference" should be abolished desu senpai

>>76082995
>caps
no, I take joy from watching them choke
>Bombston
never ever
>rags
>rags
>ottawa
underdogs, wouldn't be so bad
>CBJ
wouldn't be so bad if not for ted from akron
>Habs
would've liked to see them go far, i like their team
>toronto
would've been fucking insane if they even passed the first round

>>76082995
buffalo

if there ever was a city more deserving of a champion id like to hear it

>>76083047
Itll be a few years though. Carolina is closer to contending after Murray gutted the sabers

>>76082329
>mad at expansion

>>76082995
>caps
They're /my guys/ but truth be told I wouldn't know what to do if they actually won
>boston
not with fucking marchand
>rags
>rags
>ottawa
they're boring but i want them to be successful regardless
>jykkits
who
>comedians
>canada
>toronto
>toronto

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TELL ME FUCKING AGAIN HOW PREDDITORS ARENT REDDIT YOU DUB BITCHES

1. How long did it take predditor "fans" to realize what the term "hat trick" meant?

2. Foolishness or genius on the ducks to avoid choking another home game 7 by doing it game 6 on the road instead?

>>76083101
pekka is elite

>>76083124
>team wins
>lots of team news hits the front page
woah, stop the presses

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>>76083124
>>76083133
>go to reddit
>accuse others of being reddit

>The Sens and Perds had 38 and 39 ROW in the regular season respectively
>the worst two teams in the playoffs are going to play for the cup
Its going to be Oilers-Canes tier

>>76083207
more evidence that the regular season
DOES
NOT
MATTER

>>76082937
How could the Caps be MORE bootyblasted from that than from continuing to fail in the second round against the SAME team after winning the best team in the league trophy AGAIN for the second year in a row? That's ultimate.

It never ceases to amaze me how low on the totem pole hockey is. Every national sports show saves it for the final seconds of the the show to barely discuss it. They talk about fucking baseball before they do hockey. It's not even June, the regular season has barely started, there has yet to be a stadium in recent memory that has sold out a non post-season game and they'd sooner talk about it than the championship rounds of the SCP.

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>>76081232
Chicago Blackhawks were getting fucked every summer with their roster, cup or not, and still were consistently winning every few years.

Why do you think /sp/ hates on them so much?

>>76083253
>i want the lowest common denominator
baseball and football appeal to the retarded masses. Hockey is patrician. Don't whine about it.

>>76081232
babcock might as well have repeated in 2009, that was such a bullshit cup series.

>>76083253
Daily reminder ESPN is absolute shit. You see more off-season NBA and NFL crap on there than when other sports are playing full-swing.

>>76083264
I would at least like to see the talk show host I like talk about it for more than a few seconds. I like every sport in the big 4. I believe it's dumb not to. But Jesus Christ it's championship time, leave the baseball, the football off-season, and the predictable basketball playoffs aside. A team got its first ticket ever into the finals, and all they talk about are the warriors sweeping a kawhi-less Spurs team. Of course it fucking happened

>>76083256
>getting fugged with their roster
>had the same core guys for atleast 2/3 cups

Kane, Toews, Hossa, Hjalmarsson, Keith, Seabrook, Sharp, Crawford. Huge core for their roster to be contiously fucked. Just shows Coach Q relies on veterans and cant coach AHLers

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>hockey might end tonight
>for 6 days

uh oh

>>76083289
who cares about what's on TV desu. Old media is gonna die anyway. All that matters is game time.

>>76083256
Personally I never liked the Hawks cause of their bandwagon, however when I decided this I was unaware of how big it truly was. If you like hockey where I live and aren't a preds fan, you're a Blackhawks unfortunately. And sweet Jesus was it annoying listening to them talk about their "franchise" for so many years.

Is there a fan base more cancerous and bootyblasted than then Redditmonton Oilniggers?

>>76083225
They should just remove the regular season altogether and just do a playoff bracket with all the teams 2bh, with last years cup winner getting a bye to the second round.

What age do hockey players usually retire? Asking because i wanna know hoe long im going to have to wait for my team to not be old.

>>76083317
Cut regular season down to 50 games

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>>76083322

>>76083124
>being this assblasted

>>76083341
Ok cool so since all of them are like 32 not long at all

>>76083315
"No"
Close contenders:
>rags
>kongs
Pongs
Reddithawks
Habs
Broons
Laffs

Not all are bootyblasted but for sure they're all cancerous

>>76083354
Which team?

>>76083367
>Los Patos de Anaheim

>>76083373
>Average age: 26.873
>16th oldest team in the league

>>76083331
Reduce it to 60 games, a home and away series with each team. Presidents trophy winner gets a bye.

>>76083389
Core players m8, our young players are great and im ready to see what the next generation can do once perry,kessler,getz, and bieska are gone

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>>76082549
fuck you Bill.

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Sup

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Comeback of the century begins tonight

>>76083694
>coming back since the 90's

>>76081986
You're stupid, next central team will be in Omaha

>>76082138
Fuck off chubbs literally nobody likes you

Real shit, super embarrassing for Nashville fans to be that delayed in throwing hats on the ice for a hat trick. Might as well not even throw them at that point

Predditors confirmed for casual bandwagoners

>>76083813
How many times does it take for people to understand that his second goal wasn't attributed to him until he made his 3rd?

Imagine being as obsessed with Nashville as Chicago is
Mental illness symptoms tbqhwyf

>reminder that's the predators will lose
Who the fuck said this
GO JACKETS

>reddithawks still this fucking mad
Best timeline desu

>>76083813
It was credited to Aberg, not Sissons, and the annoucer never told the crowd. You retards will find anything to complain about.

Imagine not winning a playoff game

>>76083859
Imagine being supposedly the best team in your conference and not winning a single playoff game

>>76083880
Surely they scored a lot and just had bad defense right?

>having a Swedish captain
>a Swede who thinks they're a female forward when they're really a male defenseman
Ottawa is too meme for me

>>76083907
It couldn't have been anything else

>>76083813
What's even more embarassing is the pREDDITORS in this thread RIGHT NOW on full damage control.

redditors dont know shit about hockey so its not that surprising

>>76083947
swede captains are literally the best

>>76083848
>annoucer never told the crowd
i guess critical thinking is not required if you live in the sunbelt

>reddithawks trying to shake their association
Chicago is quintessential reddit and always will be lmao

>mad
>at hats

Is Tennessee the greatest state in the USA?

>>76084032
Nope, it's Mississisippipissi

>>76083996
This even in those nosebleeds i can tell who scored every goal at a hockeygame. It isn't like football where you are 5,000 miles from the field.

>>76083825
>>76083848
>needs the announcer to tell them when someone has scored

Trashville predditor fans everyone

>>76083992
>only one (1) cup in a league with one hundred (100) years of history
unless you are trying to redefine the word "best" i think there is something wrong with your statement

>>76084133
Really only 1 time has a swede captian ever won?
>Naslund, Sedin
It all makes sense now....

>>76084194
>sundin
>laffs

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>there is no steroid usage in the NHL

>>76084194
Canadian teams don't count. No captain has been able to win with a canadian team for a long time now

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Fucking shit team.

>>76084240
Fun fact. That glass isn't filled with cola, it's diluted mämmi

>>76084281
Canadian teams have 42 in 101 years though...

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>>76084309
but the picture is from sweden

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>>76084240
i did some digging, found this very rare photo of laine post-2017 season

draw conclusions as you will

>>76084316
Swedes haven't played in the NHL in relevant numbers for 101 years though..
Anything before the 70's isn't relevant if you're discussing swedes.

And the swedes were only captains for the Jets during the 70's and 80's.
>implying anyone stood a chance with that team in that era

>>76084321
He brought it in his pocket

>>76084410
so swedish captains are supposedly less shit because they won one (1) cup in forty-seven (47) years?

>>76084435
Come back when you have the calculations on how many years canadians, americans, swedes have as captains for each cup they have won.

>>76084393
small head

>nhl
>honda the official vehicle of the nhl
>>nhl
>>american/canadien
>>honda
>>japanese

have an american/canadien sports league sponsor a japanese brand car name as its official vehicle brehs

>>76084517
baseball is sponsored by: we fucking invented it

>>76084307
Should've done that a long time ago; that's ugly as shit.

>>76084517
It's called globalization Timmy

>>76084517
>have an american/canadien sports league sponsor a japanese brand car name as its official vehicle brehs

the nhl doesnt sponsor anyone to be their official vehicle, honda spends their own money on our league for advertising their vehicle

>>76084589
>the nhl doesn't sponsor anyone

lmao

they support the brand by accepting money from honda

>>76084517
>American cars
>all shit
wew

Imagine not hearing your goal song in the playoffs

people say nashville has great fans but one of their players scored a hat trick last night and nobody threw anything on the ice

Nashville Predators fans are the Seattle Seahawks fans of the NHL

>>76084742
throwing hat on the ice is stupid

>>76084731
if you're a reddithawks fan that's only good

my fuck there is and can not be a song more annoying

>>76084487
>Canadians are captain more
>they win the cup more
Got it.
>>76084517
Honda does business in North America. They sponsor the ducks. Not the ither way around. Don't get the problem. Their money is green isn't it?

>>76084776
>my fuck there is and can not be a song more annoying
I LIKE
I LOVE IT
I WANT SOME MORE OF IT

>>76084742
Sissions only got credited with the last goal after, when they announced it over the PA they tossed plenty of hats.

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>>76084848
I TRIED
SO HARD
I CAN'T RISE ABOVE IT

>>76084718
>they support the brand by accepting money from honda
where did i imply otherwise?
that is honda sponsoring the league, not the other way around as you are trying to imply

>>76084859
>needing the PA to tell you it was a hatty
so if the announcer told everyone to gas the jew next to them no one would bat an eye?

>>76084776
>vancouver fan
>hate that song
>start to listen to it every time chicago losses
>like it now

>>76084848
they used to do a version on monday night football about the games on sunday, they did a new one every week

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>no hockey for a year

there's been a lot of chris cornell songs playing lately at hockey games

will there be ariana grande songs at the pens/sens game tonight?

>>76084963
if only she had been a victim

Ready for the #Fangarang , Nashville?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz7SlP3FiM4

Honestly, no bias, Preds v Pens (should they win tonight or game 7.. ) Who looks better?
Both teams plauged with injuries, would it all come down to goalies?

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>mfw I'm dying of cancer and my team wont even make the finals

>>76085000
how long do u have?

>>76085010
Probably sens

>>76084987
Trashville looks like a shit team thats somehow been carried by Finnish goaltending. Shitsburgh looks like a team thats going to lose to the biggest meme in the league.

>>76084987
you post like a fag and you can't spell

>>76084742
the announcer credited one of Sissons' goals to Aberg, so no one knew there was a hat trick

once they corrected the mistake hats were flying, along with a huge ass catfish

>>76084987
the assholes who made that abomination aren't even hockey fans, literally just trying to promote their shitty video company off the success of the preds


about the other thing, I'd say Pengs have an edge over the Preds right now. Both teams are injured but I'd say the injuries hurt Nashville more. Hopefully Craig Smith and Fish er will be skating by the SCF

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>2 swedes with the same name casually being better than any finn in history

>>76085108
>predditors fag
>reddit spacing
fuck off

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>when someone you went to school plays in the nhl and you're just here shitposting with mongols

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DAILY REMINDER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5nCd1ZVrw

>>76085108
>a huge ass catfish

People don't get suspicious when a guy stinks like warm fish for the first 45 minutes of a game?

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>>76085128
>senator is a centurion is a spartan

>>76085131
everyone in Tennessee smells like that

>>76085128
I wonder what's in store for tonight.

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>>76085127
>When someone you were conscripted with now is Peter Forsberg's brother in law

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>>76085148
BRING ME THE HEAD OF SIDNEY CROSBY

>>76085125
Here's your (You) reddithawk, your constant saltiness is a source of great enjoyment for me

>>76085171
wrong. why are all sunbelters as dumb as you?

>>76084393
HOGIE

>no hokkei termerrah
fug

>>76085127
>tfw someone you went to school with will likely be elected to the US Senate next year and eventually be elected president before you're even able to break the vicious /sp/ all day /tv/ all night cycle

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>pekka kaka

>>76085131
I'm sure people do, but none of the fans care. It's a playoff tradition.

I actually witnessed a guy smuggling one during the Blues series in the bathroom. He had it plastic wrapped to his torso under a jersey. Not sure how he got it down to the seats.

>>76085210
>sunbelters are this retarded

>>76082089
>>76082153
Oulu desu

>tfw PK gets traded for being an attention whore with aspergers
>tfw PK is getting more attention than Ellis and even Josi despite being a 2nd pairing guy
>tfw PK gets traded next year for letting it get to his head
>tfw PK becomes bigger than the NHL itself

>nashville redditors already acting like they won the cup
wew

>>76083207
Preds regular season record is stunted because of the fucking stupid 3v3 minigame.

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Gourmet meal tonight fellas, Mama's noodles and HK Meatballs

>>76084776
I hate the hawks but it is the best fucking goal song. Especially combined with playing it when the hawks get scored on.

>>76085128
god nothing would make me happier than to see SNES go to the final and fucking SPANK reality into the pedos

>>76085263
>their record is bad because they lose games

>>76085278
If you defeat your opponents, they win

>>76085229
Preds don't have a real second pairing, they simply match up depending on style. Ekholm-Subban against the more physical lines like Tarasenko and Getzlaf and Josi-Ellis against the meme lines like Kane and McDavid.

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>>76085263
maybe, but it's not as stunted as their lineup for the final LEL
rip in pease predinators

>>76085268
>pedos
Stop projecting Minnesotan

>>76085295
rude

Last digit is how many goals the Pens win by tonight

>>76085273
>>76085285
>>76085299

no niin äpärä oles hiljaa

>>76085321
shut the fuck of mohammad

>>76085264
>eating mama noodles when you could be eating Maggi Noodles

>>76085320
Kek

cuckville is REDDIT

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>>76085325
>>76085327
Cucks

>>76085229
PK actually played pretty poorly last night, not sure what was going on with him.

He did make a play to trigger a neutral ice turnover that lead to the tie breaking 4th goal though

>>76085351
shut the fuck up captain reddit

calling other people reddit is reddit

>>76085369
t. redddit

>>76085372
t. reddit