Soon...

>>76072463
Are you ready m8?
Unless your father owns a pair, this will mean that you're going to be the man of the house now. I hope you like incestous relationships, because you're going to serve your mom from that point forward. Such is the life of a big baller, live like one and die like one.

>>76072506
Kek

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>>76072506

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I bought one earlier in the week

Small ballers need not apply

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>>76072506

>>76072463
>>76073007

Are they even quality shoes?

>>76073029
What? No.

Why would they be

>>76073042
Because you paid $500 for them.

>>76073007
Fraud baller alert!

That's from Chad Ochocincos receipt he posted on Instagram. Take this L you peon

>>76073053
t. small baller

>>76073053
that's ridiculous, you think just because you pay a lot, you get quality products? it's not about the quality, it's about being able to afford it.

>>76073053

>pay 500
>keep in mint condition for a few years
>Ball retires with 8 rings and HOF status
>I sell the shoe to some autist collector for a couple grand

who's the idiot now?

>>76073070
Yes. If I paid $500 for Nike shoes I'd expect them to be top of the line.

>>76073053
OP can find money like that in his couch cushions. Only small ballers worry about that price.

>>76073084
>not buying a regular pair to wear and autographed pair to collect

fraudulent micro baller detected

>>76073084
are you warren buffets?

>>76073086
>Nike shoes
Literally a infinitesimal baller brand desu.

What is this shit I keep seeing yanks posting on /sp/ and why is it even on a sports board?

>>76073084
What if he turns into the next Anthony Bennett

>>76073148
This, these threads belong on /fa/ since they're 100% fashion related

>>76073053
Smaller detected

>>76073042
achondroplastic baller
remora australis baller
homo floresiensis baller
below the rim jive turkey baller

>>76073148
it is redditors forcing unfunny shit like they've been doing for 7 years here

if you are a big baller you don't need to worry about quality

phoneposters are cancer

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>>76072506

>>76072463

Wow u r so edgy!

I remember when I thought I was so cool and edgy for liking loudmouth nig nogs and bought their merchandise (Floyd Mayweather or Kanye West merch tee for example) when in reality they're just useless chimps, dumb as fucking rocks and are pseudo intellectuals.

I grew the fuck up and wasn't a blue pilled cuck any more.

I suggest you do the same.

>>76073275
>he slumps over his """"""""""battlestation"""""""""""" in his parent's basement next to his cum socks and piss jugs literally getting mad at mobile cellular devices
absolute sad

why the fuck are size 15 $695?

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>>76072463
Small ballers will never know this feel

>>76073084
Z02 is better than cash. Small ballers can't wrap their tiny minds around that.

>>76073214
>>76073275
Stay in your lane haters

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>aspire to be a big baller
>no size 6.5 Z02s
fuck this gay earth

>>76073494
Stay in your lane Schlomo.

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>>76073569
Does python microfiber grow on trees anon?

>>76073494
>calling someone else edgy after posting this


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>>76073494
>not supporting a based family man that has 3 good kids that he didn't wanna sell to big soulless brands so instead he kept it all in the family and made the jews mad, and he also put a loudmouth whiny rich feminist cunt in her place in the most alpha way possible.

>>76072463
Congrats. Hopefully one day soon I'll become a big baller as well

>>76073689
t. Big Baller

>>76073701
If you put down a small baller, they win.

I wish you the best future baller

>>76073007
>not buying the $1000 autographed ones that come in a glass case
>being a big baller

>>76073148

Stay in your lane, spaghetti baller.

>>76073084

t. jealous mini baller.