*tears real madrid bench cushion apart*

is it because he is farting on it if so what would it smell like haha

>>76072096
haha

BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

>>76072096
more like how seats and mattresses get when the crippled or elderly put their weight on them in same way for years or decades. eventually the integrity of the fabric gives way to surface tears and exposes the inner material. this kid wont sniff one minute of league action before he's shipped out on loan to a club no one watches.

>"I learned from the best, Robinho was like a father to me and I hope to make him proud" ,said Vinicius in a recent interview for O Globo

he won't even make the bench of their B team

>>76072172
so he wants to bust harder than robinho?
i guess that's a challenge.

Will he be good in eredivisie lads?

>>76072172
It was honestly:
"I even asked for his shirt, he said he'll give it to me after the interview. He's my idol since I was small, and today I was very happy to play besides him..."

>>76072065
He's literally the new Martin Odegaard

>>76077288
But he's black and from flamengo, so /sp/ and the media won't shut up about him. Also, brazilian

>>76077288
How many shekels was Odegard?

>>76080479
free.

ofc he got a sick sign-on fee and he's making almost as much as isco does a year, but they didnt actually buy him.