Ducks elimination day edition.
Best NHL decade
http://www.strawpoll.me/13020304
SENS LOST SEVEN TO FUCKING ZERO EDITION
tbqh counting every game where the Preds don't get btfo without Joey to be a blessing
>>76071352
xth for best timeline
only canadians are allowed in this thread
>chongcouver
>canadian
Anybody have odds on each team winning the Stanley Cup?
Are the cucks spooked?
Pens have the best NHL team since the 70s Canadiens
And there are people here who still don't think the Pens will win?
>>76071501
How would that be possible when the 2002 Red Wings were the best team ever assembled?
You have been visited by the yellow duo of Finnish Goaltending.
Memes and Stanley Cup Playoff wins will come to you, but only if you post ">finnish goaltending" in this thread.
>>76071582
>finnish goaltending
man, i really fucked up my left achilles
like it's not even cut or lacerated, but i'm hobbling and basically can't walk for an entire week now
how did karlsson recover from his achilles cut in a month?
Why are canadian players such traitors to their own country?
Why don't the best players play for canadian teams?
>>76071670
Nylander might have worried that he wouldn't make team canada olympics
Also I think he spent most of his life in the States
The teams don't let them. It's a fucking disgrace, when NHL teams are owned by large "sports chains".
E.g this fucker, owns Kroenke Sports & Entertainment, which owns:
>Arsenal (Soccer)
>Colorado Avalance
>Denver Nuggets (NBA)
>LA rams (NFL)
etc
>>76071582
>ebin binnish goaltending :DDDDDD
ducks are the good guys
>>76071582
this was shopped from pic related
>>76071844
"No."
>>76071582
>binnish boaldeding :DD
Ducks will win tonight then lose game 7 at home as is tradition.
>>76071731
I'm talking about club level.
Why do players like Sydney Crosby, Ryan Getzlaf Jonathan Toews help american teams to win Stanley Cup instead of canadian teams?
They should be playing for Montreal, Toronto or Oilers
actual sunbelt, mexican expansion, when?
>>76071880
Why would anyone want to live in Canada? Stupid fans/media and shitty taxes.
>>76071858
I know, I spent 9001 hours in paint doing it
>>76071869
Ducks never win game 6 though
>>76071922
definitely looks like it
Why is there no such thing as home advantage in NHL?
Very often when I watch the games, the away team wins.
>>76071929
They never win a game 7 either but they always lose the series at home
>>76071959
Every ice from the ice looks the goddam same. Once you get into a game its the same no matter where you are.
>>76071959
Only sport where home advantage really matters is in baseball
>>76071959
it is very slight and basically only because of last change
>>76071985
Not exactly the same tbf. Different arenas have slightly different ice and the bounces of the boards are also slightly different in some arenas.
Add to that travel and how well and comfortable you are in the dressing room, how well you sleep in hotel rooms vs. your own bed etc.
>>76071959
arenas too quiet
home teams fans don`t show up
no one is shook
>>76071380
karlsson said he would rather lose 7-0 than lose in overtime
>>76071582
>bindish netmindig :D
>>76071959
>he hasn't been to a preds home game
Crowd participation is a big factor. Most arenas quiet down during slow parts or errors when they should really be cheering. It's not hard to silence am NHL crowd.
>another shitty conference final game
>these shitty playoffs
>lowest ratings in years
How will white flight affect the NHL teams? How long will teams from areas that will have no white people in 10-20 years survive? Like Kings, Ducks, Sharks, Panthers etc
>>76072107
ticket price are too high, ordinary people have no access to the games, which is a problem. Upper-class people from rich suburbs don't participate, they won't sing and make any noise.
>>76072167
This
>>76072134
https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/866436920859078656
USA is 63% right now, right? I can see teams getting more diverse starting 2030.
>>76072167
I do notice this. The shittiest fans are always the ones with the best seats. I always scope out unoccupied seats near the glass and sneak down 2nd period so I notice these things.
reminder that world championships that are won in a shootout don't count
>>76072232
Whenever I get lower seats the crowd always sucks. The real meat and potatoes fans are in the nose bleeds. And the view isn't bad because you can see the whole ice and the tactics.
>>76072262
The result of tonight's game is determined by the number of (You)s I receive. An even number of (You)s? Ducks win. An odd number of (You)s? Predators win.
You decide to give me zero (You)s? Bettman cancels the Stan Lee and you all have to go home.
>>76072486
i'd be disappointed too if the ref was like "okay this whole 'hockey' thing has gone too long, time to wrap things up with a meme"
Are Pens guaranteed to win the cup if they beat the Sens?
Preds are playing with half a roster.
>>76072530
>but if we won we wouldn't be talking about it - we'd just be excited
>>76072529
cocksucker
>>76072262
reminder that it only went past regulation because of refpuck anyway
Ottawa game 6 isn't sold out
>>76072529
>>76072568
oh that reminds me, last night i had a dream where i was looking at a top-down view of the Anaheim Ducks arena, like i was buying tickets or something, and instead of a generic bowl, the seating arrangements were shaped like a cross between a duck and a phoenix.
is my brain okay?
>>76072529
aw i was hoping for zero
*Blocks your pâte
>>76072663
Offer them a Bonaqua Sport for safe passage.
>>76071582
>finnish goaltending
With Fins you Win
>Still reveling in Canada's loss to Sweden
Who else comfy today in /hoc/?
>>76072663
Why would he block my meat paste? How am I supposed to make my banh mi?
>>76072715
pretty comfy. Just started a new job, good to be working again after 2 weeks off. The weather was ass last week and now its great just as I start.
No qts there though so disappointing in that regard.
>>76072715
On one hand Im always glad to know Canada lost. Because Canadians are obnoxious faggots.
On the other hand, Im sad to see the Eurocheats get their desired rigged outcomes in Euromeme hockey.
all in all, I don't really care.
>>76072752
I don't even give a shit about the gold, i'm just glad Canada's diving rat hockey wasn't rewarded for once.
>>76072752
>I'm glad
>I'm sad
>I don't care
>>76072747
Always good to be working. Sucks about the lack of qts.
>>76072752
It would have been magical if Lundqvist got hurt on the tackle.
Is this the biggest meme Finland has ever pulled off on the world?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU
STINKY
>>76072761
spoiler: I dont really think about the outcome and it hasn't impacted my day at all.
However If I take a moment to think, those are my opinions.
>>76072663
thought it was kapanen for a second
pig nose boy
>>76072780
No, because that's just a shitty, knockoff GWAR. Although that shouldn't be too surprising, because Finns can't do anything with memes except steal them from superior countries.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-fWdO87Ols
>>76072783
SMELLY
>>76072780
>Finns copy Canadians again
this looks like a cheap imitation Gwar
What happened to Antero Niittymäki?
I thought he was going to be the GOAT after the olympics 2006
>>76072787
>I don't really care
>but when I think about it, I do kind off care
Okay
>>76072809
I used to think "Someday, I'll visit Finland to say I've been." but after seeing this video. No. I'd rather not.
>"You want me to what?"
>>76072809
>>76072820
You two should have sex
>>76072821
Groin and hip injuries
But he was glorious in Torino
Fuck Finland, bunch of good for nothing NIGGERS
>>76072715
>>76072747
>>76072752
>canada lost
we won the silver medal, what was your medal made out of? wood?
>>76072862
Stanley Cup
>>76072862
S E E T H I N G
E
E
T
H
I
N
G
>>76072529
geaux dhukz
>>76072862
>winning the silver medal
You can't win the Silver. You lose the Gold and you're given the Silver.
>>76072715
>Who else comfy today in /hoc/?
Watching Twin Peaks so not very comfy
I think starting with season 3 might have been a bad idea
>>76072923
you know i was just on /tv/ and they were saying not to do that
but they also think ben affleck is a good batman so maybe they're not worth listening to
I really should have played hockey.
i hate my job and hockey is boring i lost the will to live
shoot me
>>76072942
Damn, Kasperi is really looking like a girl in that pic tbf
>>76072809
>>76072820
Don't know what the fuck Gwar is but Lordi was formed by Kiss Fan Club.
>>76072923
>having no idea what's going on in a TV series is a bad idea
How did you come to that brilliant conclusion Sven?
>>76072940
well there's gonna be no batman movies now that snyder's daughter has killed herself
>>76072968
what do you do
>>76072989
>Don't know what the fuck Gwar is
what the fuck
you'd better be like 25 years old or less because otherwise you missed out big time
>>76072942
More of this tasty hoe bag?
>>76072989
literally kill yourself. whatever, you mongol cucks at lordi literally ripped off gwar's schtick.
you are disgusting
>>76073016
GWAR is pretty boring 2bh. Far Beyond Metal is great though
t.different finn
>>76072942
You should have. Nate Schmidt probably slayed pussy in highschool and college and he is one goofy looking dude. Teams didn't even draft him he is so ugly.
>>76072997
not like there's a shortage of crappy directors willing to film big budget superhero movies that have more to do with marketing than entertainment
>>76073035
i don't recall any video games made about metalhead teenagers trying to acquire Far Beyond Metal tickets
Gwar wasn't just a band, it was a cultural phenomenon
>>76072968
Are you the guy that works at a wood pulp plant?
>>76073059
wtf i dont think ive ever told that here.
that must be some other guy, but yes i work at a pulp mill
Team Sweden's reaction when they hear that they are going to the meet the Swedish PM Stefan Löfven (Social Democrat) at the victory celebration and high five him.
Some of them booed, Nylander doesn't look to excited.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGTMU9BbeWU&feature=youtu.be
>>76073076
you told us when you were drunk
>>76073079
lol
>>76073079
Can you stop posting about the WHCs?
It's 2 months ago.
No-one cares anymore.
Thanks.
>>76073079
ser ut som en semestervideo från mallorca a la nittiotalet
>>76073090
This, I member
DOXED
>>76073090
>>76073140
fug
>>76073155
have you ever gotten so drunk off aquavit that you fell into the mill?
>>76073016
>gwar
how's high school?
>>76073079
Were they expecting the king or do they just hate the cuck?
>>76073195
>Were they expecting the king
No they were at the castle or what the fuck its called before that and met the princess etc, king is in indonesia or something atm.
>do they just hate the cuck?
obviously some do but probably they didnt want to sit and wait in the bus while some boring politician makes a speech
>>76073079
this doesnt say anything to us because no one knows what kind of preson löfven is.
you gotta provide backstory, my sweedbro
Does anyone have Youtube videos of Finnish players meeting the Finnish King after winning Olympic Gold in hockey?
>>76073223
no but i have a video of your bum
>>76073217
Palace :)
folks,
>>76073229
We all do la
>>76073155
You said they randomly breathalize at the start of your shift.
>>76073229
pls post
>>76073229
>>76073223
what does google mean by this?
>>76073238
PERD UP, PERDS PUP
>>76073076
Gee must be so bad working at a pulp mill making 3000€ a month
>>76073238
perd up, perds pup
>>76073238
Perd up, Perds Pup!
Important questions
Will Jaromir Jagr break 2000 points?
Can he play till he's 50?
/pupper/ general
>>76073305
>>76073286
>>76073266
go back kiddos
>>76073238
PERD UP, PERDS PUP
>>76073316
>>76073308
1 - probably 2 - at least, yes
>>76073238
PERD UP, PERDS PUP
>>76073238
PERD UP, PERDS PUP!
>>76073343
>>76073333
>>76073332
>>76073324
>>76073316
>>76073305
>>76073286
>>76073266
2018 la
>reddit sperg about to have a stroke
Loving every lel
>>76073238
PERD UP, PERDS PUP
>>76073359
How have you not killed yourself or been court ordered to be admitted to some institution?
is there a more fanatic hockey hotbed than nashville?
i dont think so
#seaofyellow
>>76073412
ÅBO
B
O
>>76073412
>this triggers the SoCal cuck
ted from akron SEETHING
>>76073418
>calling it by the swedish name
>>76073412
>zero NHL players from Tennessee.
Overflowing with talent it is such a hotbed.
>>76073456
Geoffrion would still be around if not for AHL goons
>>76072529
preds will meme to the final tonight
>>76073489
Maybe he shouldn't have been such a limp wristed poofter.
>i broke my skull im going to retire now
Staal broke his entire spine and hasn't retired yet. Maybe he should have been more like a good ol Thunder Bay kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsCIUGyvzIQ
would rather see tennessee than shitfornia in the final
im being honest, the ducks, sharks, and kongs represent the absolute worst of the nhl; shit teams propped up by biased reffing and league favouritism. i love to see these losers like perry, getzlaf, and doughty get shit on by better teams in the end
>>76073549
all four of the staals should have retired years ago
>>76073588
someone sounds mad
>>76073588
I only like the Sharks cause well you know sharks are fucking cool.
that's literally it.
>>76073588
Let it go coilerfag
>>76073588
I have no dog in this fight but, Anaheim perpetuates this culture that is bad for the game. The NHL needs to move past this mentality of allowing teams to neutralize skill with cheap, dirty plays. It's not enjoyable to play or watch. I've played in games like this against teams like the Ducks and it brings down the entire level of the game. And it can't be limited to just the Ducks. The NHL is a copycat league and if Anaheim wins playing like this, then other teams follow their lead.
We need to stop praising Kesler, Perry, Getzlaf etc.. for being 'character guys with jam'. That's such bs. The way they behaved all playoffs and especially towards the end of the game has no place in the sport anymore. Enforce the rules evenly regardless of playoffs or not and this stuff will stop.
>>76073621
Stop posting Gary
If Nashville makes it, will Gary cuck the Worst Coast with 4pm PST start times?
I sure hope so.
>>76073632
Gary doesn't care or he would have suspended Perry for violently yanking the ref's arm last game
>>76073641
you know he'd do it anyway
>>76073617
sharks are fucking gutter tier predators, like all other sea creatures they cant handle even the slightest shift in their natural habitat without dying
>>76073611
someone sounds like a illegal immigrant who spends his days cutting lawns and picking fruit
pic related: its whats happening to the ducks tonight
>/hoc/ will defend this
>>76073669
dude this was on the prontfage of reddit like 2 days ago
go back you reposting faggot
>>76073669
this happened just outside vancouver
when i saw it my first thought was "is kippers okay"
>>76073665
>gutter tier predators
>been on the earth for over 400 million years
"cocksucker"
I am score
>>76073714
DELET THIS
>>76073714
Who is Kippers, Alex
>>76073697
is that supposed to be impressive?
>>76073725
>tfw gary bettman can grow a better playoff beard than sindy crysby
>>76073734
whos this qt animu cocksucker?
>>76073753
He almost looks human with it
Almost
Bernier starting
For me, it's Artturi Lehkonen
Ducks are kill
Press F
>gibson confirmed kill
>Bernier to start
>johnas enroth to backup
Welp it was a good season
>>76073829
>>76073832
Rip in piss beaner faggots
Daily reminder that Pens are /hoc/'s team and that if you like Preddit you are a faggot and should fucking jump off a tower.
>>76073884
Good post
>>76073884
>shitcago going so far as to bandwagon the pongs just because they got swept
sad!
>>76073884
This
/r/hockey has a "FUCK THE DUCKS" flair and not a similar one for the Preds
Predditors are literally their team
>>76073908
Would rather be reddit's team than Mexico's team
>>76073936
WILLINGLY agreeing to be Reddit's team. Capping this forever.
>>76073936
Beaners are Kangz and Pens fans (Pittsburgh is Mexico's city due to the Steelers)
Anyone who says beaners support the Cucks has literally never been to SoCal
>>76073958
Truth
>>76073958
This is true. Everyone knows the Ducks don't have fans at all.
>>76073977
This is just as bad of a meme as beaners tbdesu
>>76073992
of course, how could I forget that """""traffic""""" is to blame
>>76074002
there was no one at game 5 because the Laguna Beach regiment was protesting Getzlaf's homophobic remarks
>>76072529
even it up
>>76073958
>Anaheim
>53% beaner
Sure thing bud!
>>76074029
if people from Anaheim actually went to the games there'd be people actually at the games
that probably didn't go through your nigger skull though
>>76074012
Stadium was full at game 5
Ducks are the only good guys left
>>76074081
>stadium
game thread from an OP too lazy to link
>>76074042
>>76074042
>>76074042
>>76074122
The fuck would you call it faggot
>>76074146
Arena you stupid fucking beaner
>>76074170
Same fucking thing you mong
>>76074177
Except only fucking casuals would call it a stadium. Do you also call intermission halftime?
Link to stream anyone?
>>76074191
No because those actually arent the same thing. I know comprehension isnt your strong suit.
>>76072529
Odds for Publix
>>76074177
But its not the same you utter faggot
>>76074198
Was about to provide you a link, but then I saw your flag. Kill yourself you ugly, stupid, smelly, retarded, stinky mongol bitch.
>>76074216
You were saying
>a level area surrounded by seats for spectators, in which sports, entertainments, and other public events are held.
synonyms:stadium
sta·di·um
ˈstādēəm/
noun
1.
a sports arena with tiers of seats for spectators.
synonyms:arena,field,ground
/hoc/ has the most elite hockey knowledge on the internet so I figured I'll ask here. What does the practice schedule in the Canadian Junior leagues and NCAA look like?
Do they practice every day that they don't have games?
Any Euro's here with knowledge of their systems?
For me, it's Presidentti tumma paahto.
>>76071582
>SUOMALANIEN GOÄÄÄLTENDIES :-DDDDDD
>>76074319
For me, it's Juhla Mokka Tumma Paahto
>>76073079
vilka jävla stekare
>>76071501
>>76071523
Either the 02 wings or the 97 wings
Personally i like the 08 team but they're not the best
>3 shots on goal
>2 goals
BERRRRNNNNIIIEERR
>>76073588
>Basically admitting you never want to see Jumbo win
Fuck California but come the fuck on. I'd totally be down with a Sharks cup for his sake. He's a legendary player and one of the best since the 80s by far but everyone sleeps on and forgets about him because he's with SJS.
>>76074923
Joe Thorton was the worst captain in the history of the NHL
>>76074947
Look at the teams he had over his time in San Jose though. Who else are you going to give it to since he was drafted?
That franchise was a joke for a long ass time.
>>76074960
?
the sharks were a great team from the minute he was traded there, and they did nothing but choke because of shit leadership
>>76075010
>70+ points his entire career
>Almost always 10+ points every point season
>Magically his fault they sucked dick
Lmao
>>76075028
>.962 in the regular season
>.769 in the playoffs
dogshit captain
>>76075059
Maybe this is why you Leafs can't win anything. You think "leadership" magically overrides a person's playing ability lmao.
>>76075064
mhmmmm
keep defending that shit captain and choker
>>76075087
>>76075115
thats nice
remind me where Thorton (who you think is a legendary player) from again?
>>76075142
>Literally admitting your country is a country of losers
What a cuck LMAO
>>76075064
Leadership is always one of the bigger intangibles in the league. It's not like every captain in the league was one defined by skill. But captains are expected to lead by example and he was deemed to not being setting a good enough example when they stripped his C in hope of changing the team dynamic.
I don't disagree that Thornton isn't already in the HOF, but just being elite doesn't always make you a good captain or a good leader.
>>76075161
>say leafs cant win anything
>worships a canadian player
lmfao you fat idiot
>>76075178
I agree. That other leaf is just a huge cuck. There's a reason Danny Cleary was kept around in Detroit so long despite the fact that he was basically a fucking corpse at that point. Atmosphere plays a huge part in a team sport. Sharks unfortunately had both a shit roster for quite a while on top of average to bad leadership (across all the letters). I don't know what alternatives they had to Jumbo for leadership given the rosters they had for a long time.
>>76075227
>Sharks unfortunately had both a shit roster for quite a while on top of average to bad leadership
Do yourself a favour and check out the sharks seasons after 2005, you might save a little face here, you fat moronic fuck.
>>76075253
>All those rosters with mediocre to meme goaltending
>Average defense aside from one player
>Two forward lines worth shit
Wew lad
>>76075318
>make the playoffs every ear
>win the division 4 times in a row
>back to back conference finals chokes
wow what a shit roster
you dont have a clue about this sport, go back to watching apehoop
>>76075370
*every year but 1
confirmed bomber is NOT Muslim. how are you redditcucks going to spin this now?
Duckos win 4 - 2
Come ahhhhn
>>76073238
>that dick
yo wtf
cut that shit off
>>76075370
>During the early 2000s when everyone but Detroit, the Avs, and Oilels were shit in the West
Wew
Oh and that one anomaly year where the Cucks won because Giggy turned into a god I guess.
>>76075500
how did the sharks win the presidents trophy with a "shit roster"
>2005+ is "early 2000s
are you drunk? how are you this bad at this?
impressive imo
>>76075536
>2017 isn't the early 2000s
>2000 runs from 2000 to 2999
>Suddenly we're in the middle ages
lmao
>>76075565
2017 is in the 2010s
this is how we break up decades, like 70s, 80s, 90s, ect
how did the sharks win the presidents trophy with a shit roster?
>>76074249
Plz resbond
anyone watching this erie/saint johns game
its fucking 11-3 right now
>>76075590
Same way the Cantcucks have Presidents Trophies. And Washington.
>>76075603
so the 2005/2006 red wings had a shit roster? they won the presidents trophy but not the cup...keep in mind you already said they weren't shit
>>76075598
lol
>Canadian teams still in it
I thought Bettman said he would handle this.
>>76075646
>This Strawman
Lmao Canacucks everyone.
>>76075663
checkmate, m8
what a shit roster
>>76075662
Boucher should be shot into a volcano for playing 1-3-1 in 2017. This guy is a hack and a shitty coach who gets win off the most cancerous hockey in existence.
>mad
>at defense
lmao
>>76075682
triggered reddit?
>>76075714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VV1PrbkK3E
Reminder he's been a faggot since his inception and has no business coaching hockey. He's a shit coach that gets by off a meme system.
>>76075714
He's triggered
>>76075740
SEETHING
imagine being upset about defense
tfw to intelligent to get mad at defensive systems
>>76073223
>>76074249
Student manage ncaa hockey here and used to stick boy in ushl. NCAA practice mon-fri 2 hours a day. Game days are differnt: fridays are usually a 45 min morning skate then game that night. Then saturdays theres usually the option to morning skate but with our team if we did or not was 50/50 . Thatd the standard at home, road can vary in some days will practice travel day and some days not
A defensive structure aimed at clogging up a certain zone?
>>76075829
need a boucher pepe
>>76075824
>Finn on the left
>Swede on the right
woah... so that's the power of Mongols...
>there are people itt that don't think nashville wins the cup
>>76076111
wont get past the pens tb h
We will have a game seven remeber this post.
>>76076212
Nobody will desu. Lets be real.
>>76076212
>pens
Series is over.
NAIL
IN
THE
COFFIN
Goodnight spics
ALLAH AKBAR!
>reddit vs pats of nhl
end it all
Vegas is going to be absolute shit.
They got screwed in the expansion draft.
>>76071352
making fun of a retarded kid is /b/ shit, come on man
>>76076507
>come on man
>>76076520
Somebody please actually post it
Is Rinne alright?
>>76076520
Kippers posts a number of different asian girls as images. That's weird for an asian girl. There's a 99% chance that he's a white/asian guy who likes asian girls.
>>76076596
Or an Asian lesbo
>>76076571
He's S H O O K
Another goal caused by Subban.
>>76072529
btfo cuck
>>76076596
>hurr Asian
>hurr white
Why is it never black? Why are you so racist against black people? Are you jealous of my BEE BEE CEE?
i want to prove my love to kippoo
Kipp Kipps is the best poster /hoc/ has, AINEC
GET FUCKED ANALSLIME SCUM
>>76076804
How would you do that anon :3
Just woke up. Why is Bernier playing? Has Gibson been that bad?
>>76076752
There aren't enough brown people in Vancouver.
Wait... you're one of those '''''''''''Persians'''''''''''' then?
>>76076931
Gibson said he wanted The Wall built and coach benched him over his comments.
>>76076931
Gibson is kill lad. Why are you waking up at 11pm on a Monday night, anon?
>>76076937
>Persian men
>eyeliner
huh...
>>76076965
It's only 7:45 though
>>76076980
neetlife forever
>>76076977
It all makes sense now. You live in West Van, workout at UBC Gold's Gym, go clubbing at the Bimini every thursday-saturday, and go through a litre of cologne every week.
>>76076931
Perds ran him about a dozen times, I'd say they're playing dirty but against the ducks there's no such thing.
>Analslime
Lmfao
>>76076980
>living on the Worst Coast unironically
R E D D I T
E
D
D
I
T
Spics btfo
>>76076965
Been sick. Fell asleep at like 4pm
>>76076885
take her to watch her favorite team lose then go out for some cat at the nearest asian restaurant.
BERNIER WHAT THE FUCK
>duck5
BYEBYE bitch Kesler, have fun playing golf.
Abandoning the nucks for a `contender` worked out well for you :^)
SPICS BTFO
UP PREDATORS
>tfw can't even bother shitposting Analslime because they don't have a fanbase
>>76077125
>buttmad british colombian
>>76077078
"we don't feel we have a back up, Bernier is just as good as Gibson"
lel, Carlyle BTFO.
Gibson>a corpse>>>>powergap>>>>Bernier
>>76077006
Gold's Gym is a scam you dumbass.
WE DID IT, REDDIT!
AHAHAHA FUCK CANADIAN PEOPLE A SOUTHERN TEAM IS GOING TO THE SCF AGAIN
There's not team I'm more happy to see eliminated then the cucks.
As an oiler fan im happy that Nashville won. Their crowd reminds me of Edmonton. Just win the cup guys
>Chicks Dig A Big Pekka
>>76077125
Got farther than he could with the Cantpucks :^)
Whatever, I'll be at the beach tomorrow with some 10/10s while you rednecks go back to your trailer to fuck your sister.
I'm so fucking buttmad right now.
Fuck this shit
I hope Nashville refuses to shake their hands
>Biekshit
You can take the player out of Vanpooper, but you can't take Vanpooper out of the player
>cucks have to goon it up before their season ends
>>76077242
Subban has been objectively the worst player on Nashville in every game this series except game one.
Yet he somehow still managed to be marginally better than Weber in the playoffs despite being awful.
>>76077193
Why no vegas?
>>76077242
absolutely cucked
rip good guys
snes will beat the pREDDITORS next round
>>76077215
he got 0 cups
>Bieksa chimping out
Glad that buffoon will never win a Cup.
predditors
Cucks gooning it up with 6 seconds left because they're going to lose. What classes cocksuckers
>refpuck
>Bernier is a shit
>empty nets allowed LESS goals than Bernier
huh...
>>76077275
Made the memepic before vegas
THE GOOD GUYS WON
THEY DID IT
Literally who is Scissons?
Betman was NOT happy about Getzlaf using that homophobic slur
>>76077215
he made it to game 7 of the stan lee cup with the cantpucks.
hes never even made it to the SCF with analslime.
>burger hokkei knowledge
Suck it kesler you pile of dogshit i hope you die cupless nigger
Is this the power of southern hockey?
Wtf is this jigaboo jive music
>anaheim unironically lost in six
GOOD GUYS WIN
>Anaheim sucks
WE NASHVILLE NOW
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
CALI KEKS BTFO
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?
>>76077277
>snes will beat the pREDDITORS next round
that might happen in a non-rigged league
instead the flopping reddit bitches just clinched the cup for cindy and the pongs
>Former Habs player gets traded to the preds
>gets to play for cups
talk about lucky this is the exact reason I don't value rings as much as others
So Duck fans, was this a disappointing season or is there a hope in the future? Who should the Ducks pursue in the offseason? I want Landeskog and Duchene.
someone screencap that manlet on nbcsn
lmao
>>76077239
Lol go jack off with your tears fucking loser
>b-bruce is the problem
>n-now that he's gone w-we'll win
W E W
E
W
DO NOT TOUCH THE CUP
Nashville deserved this series and grinded this series out. Anaheim tried so hard, but Nashville just played better even without fisher and Johansen and fiala
Definitely the good guys won this series
>>76077371
Fleury apperently.
As a Sens fan I really like our chances to trap the inexperienced Nashville forwards. Should be a great series.
OHHHHH I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COTTON
Was that a midget on Nashville's bench?
WE DID IT
this series is a beacon to the fact that we shouldn't have hockey teams based in california
even a team from tennessee is objectively superiour to all three CA teams and there is no room for debate
>>76077371
Future ia good old players need to go though. Getz is the only one worth keeping.
>>76077351
Gary wants the perds to win.
>full of Europeans
>in the south
>NHL's nigger mascot
>no homophobia
>the village of analslime cucks
>>76077389
>sens fan
>that flag
Huh? Sens dont even have Leaf fans
Will they grab the trophy?
If I'm the NHL, I'm procuring an armed security detail for these referees. The Ducks are basically a gang out of the movie The Warriors.
>>76077387
Why Fleury? So Gibson and Bernier sucked?
>Colton Sissons
>3 shots
>3 goals
I don't think you can get much better than that
>>76077417
>Gary wants them to win
He has no bias at all. He wanted Anaheim to win.
>>76077239
>talks about incest
>doesn't realize that Cali has the 3 biggest cites that part take in child sex trafficking.
a trailer park is 10000 times better than your degenerate shithole.
Happy for the real deal James Neal desu
>>76077438
Gibson isnt cut out for Playoff hockey and bernier is worse than an open net
>>76077390
OLD TIMES THEY ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
>needing refpuck 4 straight games
Preds just guarenteed a pens repeat
THEY DIDN'T TOUCH THE CUP
>>76077459
what color are you gonna use for the finals
>m-m-muh REFPUCK
hope you faggots cry yourselves to sleep tonight
>tfw pens win cup in 4
>>76077450
same to be desu
Wish they touched it. Last years winner touched it and the loser did not
>tfw >we started the trend of gathering around the campbell/wales trophies
>>76077454
Gibson is literally the reasom they got so far
>>76077473
Blue for preds yellow for pens or red if sens meme
>>76077459
pongs rely on refpuck too
>>76077473
red and yellow
Can't wait to see starving African kids wearing Ducks Conference Champs hats
>>76077454
Good to know. Fleury might go to some team who really needs a goalie. I hope Bob "bargain" Murray jumps the Fleury deal early and get rid of Bernier.
In other news, Erie Otters beat St John Sea dogs 12-5 in the Memeorial cup
>The absolute abhorrent state of Quebec hockey
>>76077463
McCleod had me worried for a sec
i wonder how hard it was for PK to resist touching the big gold shiny trophy
>Lavi going to SCF with humungous meme team
>Flyers stuck with fucking Hackstol completely ruining Konecny & Ghost's development
Assuming we finish off the Sens, I'm glad the Preds won for, if nothing else, the team won't have to travel to the other side of the country again for every road game like last SCF.
>>76077343
This sucks for snesfags. This all but confirms that pingoons victory is scripted. They can't have two /goodguys/ in the final.
Whats the deal with touching the trophy?
>>76077508
even starving african orphans have standards anon
>>76077537
Everytime the Pens touch it they win.
>>76077522
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>76077537
Curse of not winning the SC?
Oilniggers are eternally butthurt lmao
>>76077459
They didn't get refpucked in. I bet that if the ducks made it, you'd bitch about refpuck as well
>>76077537
BUT
>The two last teams to touch their conference trophy and lose were the 2010 Philadelphia Flyers, coached by Peter Laviolette, and the 2007 Ottawa Senators, on which Mike Fisher played.
Please sens.
>>76071352
Pekka's ancestors would be proud.
BIIIIIIIIINLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANMNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>76077454
Gibson carried the fucking Ducks what are you on?
>>76077537
Just bad juju. Don't wanna jinx anything. I guarantee you if the pens win their series they'll tempt the hockey gods and touch it again
>>76077557
>4 straight games with no calls followed by a goal
>3 with a penalty called against the opposing team
Text book refpuck
Gary wants a first timer vs previous champ final
Oh hey, Montreal.
>>76077459
>pens needed seven whole games to beat the caps
>preds beat the three best teams in the west in six games or less
>>76077582
absolutely cucked LMAO
Lavy is gonna do it again
>>76077584
The WEST. You know, the joke conference.
>>76077582
he got carried, he's only played ONE good game in the entire playoffs.
>Bernier
>.750 save%
>>76077577
To constant playoff departures
Snes can you take out Malkin/Crosby?
Only fair with Johansen dead
>>76077584
You can spin it any way you want, but the truth is the Pens beat the best and 4th best regular season teams in the entire league
>>76077580
And you will complain about penalties
The ducks got outplayed by the preds in some games, and the ducks outplayed the preds. Nashville took more shots that took bounces that got in. Also, blaming refs because another team had won is bullshit. You may be mad at the refs, but they aren't perfect.
>>76077602
He's played several good series of shutdown D vs Toews, Tarasenko, and Getzlaf. Don't be "muh points" dumbass.
If the Pongs win then the Lee is guaranteed to spend the day in sauna with finns
>Literally who Sissons gets a hattrick
>no one notices
>when it finally shows up, they throw him a fucking mammoth bass
I love you Nashville. I genuinely hope you win the cup.
habs fan here, should I kill myself now or after the preds win the cup
>play for Canashit team
>consistent playoff failure
>first season playing for AmeriaGOAT team
>Goes to the SCF
Coincidence?
Canada BTFO
>>76077605
Gibson was great in the Nashville series.
Him getting hurt is what turned the tides.
Freddy Andersen started many of their playoff departures.
The Laughs lost in the first round with good ole Freddy Andersen.
do you even watch hockey?
>Ryan Johansen playoff goals: 3
>Colton Sissons playoff goals: 4
really activates the almonds
>>76077605
Ducks get swept if Gibson doesn't play the way he did.
>>76077613
>Jackets
>good
They had a good season but the wheels fell off at the end of the season. Capitals had fell down the eternal hell hole that is game 7, and the canadiens lost to the >rags
>>76077597
BIG
So if the Pens win tomorrow, we'll still have to wait until Monday before we get game 1?
>>76077613
The Caps are cursed to lose in the second round. They would lose against Buffalo if that's who they were playing that round.
I admit the Pens slaughtered the Jackets though.
>>76077625
Thwres more finns on nashville.
>>76077613
>regular season
FUCK YOU ANAHEIM, FUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOU!
>>76077636
After. Radulov looks good in gold
Please tell me someone snagged a pic of the midget in a suit on the Pred's bench during the celebration. Kek
>>76077652
Does it maatta?
>>76077640
So a new goalie like Fleury could help the Ducks?
>>76077652
Yeah and pittsburgh has 1 too so whichever side wins the cup will be in finland
>>76077636
I think you should man up pussy killing yourself is easy, let father time kill you.
>>76077620
every time a d-Man blew coverage, laid down on the ice while the player toe dragged around him, deflected pucks into their own net; it was Subban.
>>76071582
>finnish goaltending
>>76077678
Fleury will be an asset for the knights
Why didn't the Ducks pull Bernier when he let in 2 goals?
Could've saved the series.
>>76077653
Then why brag about beating Chicago?
How asshurt will Canadians get if NSH beats the Snes in the finals because "muh sunbelt"
>>76077653
What a dumb post.
>>76077640
>Gibson is good in the playoffs
Think again, sweetie.
How do you degenerate Nashville fans NOT know it was a hat trick?? not a single fag threw a hat when it happened.
>>76077602
>Subban
>carried
He's the BEST player on the team, you lil racist.
How will the Preds beat Ugly, Kid, and Fatso
FINNISH GOALTENDING
>>76077700
they should probably shit on the franchise who can't sell out games instead
>>76077678
Fleury is going to the Knights. Gibson is young and inexperienced but played damn good. He's their guy.
Southerners are just embarrassingly stupid. Hockey doesn't belong in the South.
>cant even win even though they had the most refpuck in their favour out of any team in the playoffs
I hope Analhymen disappears into obscurity after this.
Biggest cheaters in the league with no fans.
Can't even sell out a fucking playoff game with the cheapest tickets in the league.
Pathetic
>>76077714
They are new to the SCF. Also, they are idiot Southerners who can't even point Finland on a map.
>>76077714
they announced the goal scorer as some other dude
>>76077717
They won't.
There's no god.
>>76077712
Not bad for a 23 year old kid.
>>76077636
You like Ween so life can't be all bad
>>76077648
ASIAN
>>76077714
Because the second goal was initially given to Aberg and they didn't announce the correction until Sissons got his third goal
>>76077699
Sweeping any team is an accomplishment
>>76077714
Because Sissons wasn't credited with his other goal right away
>>76077714
They initially announced someone else as the goal scorer.
>>76077678
If they wanted to get HOSED in a horrible trade, sure. Im sure Pittsburgh would love to have a young goalie that is more athletic than Murray.
I really don't care about Anaheim. But Canadians trying to criticize Gibson when he's made it farther than Price EVER has in the playoffs in his first year as the true starter is just retarded.
>>76077714
sissons 2nd goal wasnt very clear who scored, looked like it could have been abergs, maybe the announcer in the stadium called it as aberg goal
>>76077735
do they not have eyes???
>>76077727
stay mad reddithawk
>the final is going to be at least 240 minutes of relentless blinding yellow
>>76077699
>Chicago
>A team of consistent playoff performers with three cups in six seasons, plus one of the best series in recent memory in which they lost G7 in OT when they didn't win
or
>Blue Jackets
>A team who has never won a playoff series
and
>Capitals
>The team led by "le one time slapper from the circle man" who couldn't pass the second round if they were playing the Avalanche
Really activates my almonds
Did the good guys win tonight?
test
Pekka gonna have to win the finals for the Preds. With gaps in center depth the pens are going to attack heavily. Its his cup to win. If the sens come through, lets be honest they have no chance. Nashville in 4 or 5
>>76077770
Yes my son.
>>76077766
Pens jerseys don't have much yellow
>>76077738
> Matt Murray is 22
CANASHITS ABSOLUTELY
BLEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWN THE FUCK OUT
>>76077777
CHECKED
>>76077730
>t. Edmonton Predditors
Do you Doilers fan get sick of calling out the Ducks? What if it was the Kings that faced you Dorklers in the 2nd round with a healthy Quick?
>>76077777
>>76077777
quints CONFIRM
>>76077727
>seething.
>>76077777
preds confirmed good guys
>>76077777
Good lad.
>>76077777
>those digits
It is confirmed.
>>76077738
Roy won his first cup at 20.
NEW GOALIE NEEDED!!!
That said, I think the ducks won't win one until Getzlaf, Perry, and Kesler leave. Maybe pick up Drasatli from the Oilers and Eckman Larson from the Coyotes. That'll be a great team.
>>76077768
Jackets fell because they lost momentum at the end of the season. I guarentee the islanders or bolts could have done the same thing Nashville was doing if Pittsburgh won that game against Toronto
>>76077777
cucks on suicide watch
>>76077777
CONFIRMED GOOD GUYS
>>76077777
QUINTS TELL NO LIES
BASED PREDS ARE THE GOOD GUYS FOR REST OF PLAYOFFS
>>76077768
Chicago is old and busted. They wouldn't even beat the caps in a series. I have yet to see a team play this postseason as well as the capitals when they fired on all cylinders. They lost because of holtby
What is the best city in Canada for people who hate ice hockey and is not a fan of the NHL?
>>76077777
WITNESSED
GET FUCKED BEANERS
>>76077738
>muh age meme
Murray is 22 and already has a ring. He was a 3rd round pick. Gibson was a top goalie prospect. Hes just another Ovechkin, cant win in the playoffs
>>76077757
Price has been the conference finals
Been following the preds from afar for a while now, glad to see them make it. Gone up against a lot of stacked teams through the years
>>76077727
Point and laugh everyone. Nashville might have a cup to boast about soon too.
Southern strong
>>76077777
nice desu ne
Those Ducks got blown up harder than an Arianna Grande concert.
>>76077777
Nice
>>76077808
Vancouver
>>76077813
Now that raises a question:Can they beat Pittsburgh?
>>76077797
So I will wait 7-10 years for it?
>>76077768
If we're only going by past playoff success, then the Predators will get waxed in the SCF
>>76077808
Vancouver
>>76077777
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER???
>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER???
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER???
>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER???
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER???
>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER???
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER???
>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER???
>>76077812
*to the
>>76077777
check those quints
As a San Jose fan. I could not be happier for Nashville. Even if they are inbreeding degens.
Good Guys:
Redditors
Snes
Evil Empire:
Peens
>mfw there are "people" who didn't think smashville had this
>>76077826
they wont need to :^)
>>76077717
Keep dreaming, we are witnessing another PengWins cup for the second year in a row. PengWins are juggernauts, the only way you stop them is hiring a hit man to eliminate all players who have played on the first line, second line, and third line. Also will have to eliminate a few defenders and Murray and flower for good measure. Pitt can call up Wilkes barre and force a game 7 against child Preddittors but will lose when the nigger clutters the ice with banana peels.
>>76077777
Include me in the screencap senpai.
>>76077808
Karachi
>>76077821
Meanwhile, in the Memorial Cup tonight
>>76077830
Doubt it. Getzlaf, Perry, and Kesler's window is closed now.
TEAM
OF
DESTINY
>>76077824
>>76077837
Give me good reasons why Vancouver is the worst city for hockey in Canada
If we lose, subban will be the reason
When did the internet finally reach the South? Late 2000's?
>>76077865
No one there knows they have a hockey team
>>76077853
Frogs will literally never recover
>>76077873
>>76077873
>>76077873
new thread
>>76077856
Isn't Draisaitl's contract gonna be extended by the Oilers soon? I don't know about Eckman-Larson.
>>76077865
it hardly even snows there
>>76077777
confirmed good and not reddit
>>76077848
It's not even set in stone. Nashville has a chance at this because they've been hot, and have fewer players hurt in a way. Even without fisher, fiala, and Johansen, they are still a good team. Pekka and the defense could be their offense
>>76077777
Include me in screencap
>>76077697
And put in a 3rd stringer? There's no way in hell they'd risk that on an elimination game.
>>76077865
chinks don't like hockey
>>76077874
Probably about when That "country 4 life" rap video was released on YouTube and they were talking about it around the tobacco spit can.
Pro tip: j. R. Lion is smarter than darkie predditor.
>all these unironic shittsburgh pingoons fans ITT
>>76077727
Carolina and Tampa Bay both have cups
Nashville is in the SCF
S T A Y
M
A
D
>>76077712
Better than fucking .750
>p-reddit-ors are the good guys
fucking embarrassing. im going to take a break from this shithole for the scf
>>76078055
I agree, I can't take this level of shitposting.
people itt acting like the snes didn't just btfo the pongs last week and are still completely able to win the series and the scf