THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP LA

delete this

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>mfw liverpoop fans are actually proud of fourth place

Enjoy your participation trophy fags

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THIS

Can someone post the copypasta?

DOES

96

>>76071628
Here

>>76071636
Kek

Quality image anon

>>76071312
I'm aware of the play but where does
>This does not fookin slip
Come from

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Looking forward to the inevitable slipnext season

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>>76071312
>Mouyes
>Arsenal

>>76072216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi-SdzOlef4

18 seconds in, they'd just beaten man city and the title was in their hands

inb4 based romanian

>>76072272
HOW DOES IT NEVER GET OLD?

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>>76072216
Basically after huddling the team together to say "this does not fookin slip" he literally slipped a couple of matches later against chelshit, allowing demba ba a piss easy goal.

Oh yeah, and we can't forget such classics as
>He was fookin offside la
>That's a fookin foul la

One of the greatest /sp/ moments of all time

>>76072422
don't forget he later assisted suarez to knock us out of the world cup.

worst ending to a career ever

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>>76072509
Kek

Oh yeah, and the match against crystal palace. We all remember that one

And abandoning his broken team for the MLS

>>76072602
Don't forget his last ever game for Liverpool, a 6-1 loss to fucking Stoke.

All you idiots giving Gerrard stick. Most of you are like 15 or some foreign glory hunter who only just started watching the game a couple years ago. You only seen Gerrard the last few years when age caught up with him. Even then he managed to adapt to a new position and become one of the best in his position in the world. Even now at near 35 he could walk in to any team in the world. But let me tell you, between, say, 2003-2010 Gerrard was arguably the best midfielder, and maybe best all round player in the world. He was immense. The most complete player, an absolute Powerhouse.

The disrespect and all the jokes about Gerrard since the slip by opposition fans is just wrong and you should be ashamed. If you want an idea of the legend and Genius that was / is Stevie G then search Gerrard Best Goals Ever on YouTube and then fucking hang your heads in shame. The only midfielder who comes close to Gerrard the last 20 years is Zinedine Zidane. Not Paul Scholes, not Lampard, not Pirlo. They are all great players in their own right but not compare to Stevie.

Truth is, Gerrard has given me some of the best moments, not just in football, but in life (Istanbul, Olympiakos, West Ham). Rival fans quite simply are jealous that they never had Gerrard or a player like him in their own team. Anyway, that's enough from me I am off to get my daily fix / high of Gerrard Best Goals Ever.

T

>>76073241
That's not the copypasta I meant based jose

>>76073241
loosen up

everyone knows gerrard was world class in his prime, doesn't stop his later career calamities being any funnier

>>96

>>76073344
I'm looking for the copypasta that ends in absolute disgrace and is loaded with green text

>>76072509
You now remember Gerrard's last match at the Premier League was losting 6-1 to Stoke City

96?

>>76071312
This needs a sticky

>>76071312
THATS A FOOKIN FOWL LAD

HE ACTUALLY UNIRONICALY SLIPPED

i wish i understood this so i could enjoy it. the picture is funny to look at since the black man's face is funny looking and the other guy is on the ground

>>76074348
>liverpool are a team that hasn't won the league in like 25 years
>deluded as fuck fanbase always claiming next year is their year
>they have a really good year
>beat one of the main competitors near the end of the season to get in 1st position
>legendary captain heard saying "this does not fucking slip" when teammates are huddling afterwards
>about 3 games left and liverpool are still top after a 11 game winning streak
>face chelsea at home
>a draw would be a huge step to winning it
>in the 45th minute that legendary fucking slips and gives the ball away, letting that black man score
>rest of the game is liverpool getting desperate by trying stupid shots all game, especially from the captain
>last minute of the game liverpool get caught out and concede another, liverpool lose 2-0
>liverpool then go on to blow a 3-0 lead in their next game
>manchester city win the title
>liverpool decline hard the following season
>captain retires without ever winning the league because he literally fucking slipped despite explicitly saying that it won't

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>>76071312

>>19

TELL ME ABOUT GERRARD, WHY DOES HE SLIP

>>19

>>96

>>76074482
i was just kidding around ('taking the piss'). i hope that you didn't have to manually type that all out and that it was a copypasta :P

>>76074482
It's so fookin tasty la

>96
>ninety-slips

pottery

>>76071312

What DID Steven Gerald mean by that?

Friendly reminder that Steven Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert.

Theresa May false flag?

>>76073477
b-but he scored even if it was in a 5 goal loss

oh god why did it all go so wrong

>>96

where's romania?

where's romania?

where's romania?

>>22

>>76082751
>>76082706
>>76081147
he died

>>76072272
That was a fucking great match tbf

>>76072272
poor slippy g. I genuinely feel so bad for the guy. deserved to win it desu

>>76081147
>>76082706
>>76082751
He's moved onto shitposting about Messi.

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THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP

>>76081147
>>76082706
>>76082751
took a vacation until next season starts
>>76083929
#not me

Based thread

I can remember it like it was yesterday. There had been a tremendous build up in the weeks before. Brenny and Stevie G had decided it would be a good idea for the warriors to arrive for the last home games in a team bus.The premier league winners 13/14 T- shirts were even outselling the `five times' ones. I knew all this because I had been following it on sky sports with Carra and Tommo.

Put sky sports on for the build-up. Just after lunch I put my full kit on. Both scarves ready, kissed the badge five times. On sky sports there was Carra, Tommo, Lawro, Hanno. They then kept showing interviews with Brenny and Stevie G, who had come up with another great idea. They said that the warriors were going to do it for the '96 in the sky'.

The game kicked off. We were murdering them (don't mention Heysel). Stevie G was brilliant; he had given a rousing speech at the last game, telling everyone that this does not slip now. Some time in the second half, I am sure someone fouled Stevie G, and he slipped up, with Ba getting the ball and scoring. Stevie G must have been fouled as it is never his fault, but sky would not show the proper replay to prove it. Anyway, I felt sure Brenny would sort things out. I could not believe it when they scored again, clearly offside. Everyone is against us; we have not even had a penalty for at least three games.

I screamed and banged my head against the wall. Mum shouted up to me to stop it, saying it always seems to end like this every year. Anyway, I kissed my badge again five times and wiped away the tears. Brenny came on to be interviewed by sky. He said we have to believe, and will put ten past Palace next game.We were 3-0 up and heading for 10. The next thing, it was 3-3. Louis and Stevie G were crying, Brennies bottom lip was going. I am sure I heard laughing from the bitter next door. Anyway, next year will be our year. As long as the refs are fair with us, they only gave us 14 penalties last season.

Five times la, five times.

1/2

On April 13 2014, Liverpool entertained Manchester City at home in what would be a huge test for the Reds if they were to pick up their first league title in 24 years. A lighting start with goals from Sterling and Skrtel saw Liverpool 2-0 up within 26 minutes, but a City fightback to 2-2 created a nervous atmosphere around Anfield.

A cagey period ensued, before Coutinho found the net in the 78th minute to win the game and send the crowd into raptures. Liverpool held on to win the game 3-2, and at the final whistle Steven Gerrard huddled around the nine other men in red shirts left on the pitch. The captain had a blunt, but important message for his men: "this does not slip".

A week later Rodgers' Reds travelled to Nowrich and saw off a resilient Norfolk side 2-3, with goals from Suarez and Sterling. All eyes to Anfield, for next week's title defining game - Chelsea at home.

Liverpool showed no fear as they attacked from the off, but Jose Mourinho's men dug in with an effective defensive display.

The Reds frustrated, the game ticked on to added time in the first half with captain Gerrard on the ball. In the middle of the pitch, Gerrard looked up to find a red shirt to pass to, but then disaster struck.

Gerrard lost his footing and gave the ball to Demba Ba. The former Newcastle man made no mistake, slotting home in front of the kop to give Chelsea the lead going into half time. It would prove to be a costly slip, as Liverpool pressed hard for an equaliser but ran out 0-2 losers. With Manchester City resurgent and with games in hand, the title was now out of the Reds' own destiny.

A trip to Selhust park was next on the agenda for the Reds, and Liverpool raced into a 0-3 lead against Crystal Palace - goal difference was a crucial factor now, but Liverpool were a side with firepower. Defending, as Rodgers said, was easy.

>>76085187
2/2

Pressing for a fourth, a neat Palace counter reduced the deficit, before a second placed the game within the Eagles' reach with minutes remaining. The title dream was in the balance for Liverpool, though the Redmen pressed on, undeterred by their clear defensive frailties.

With two minutes remaining, an end-to-end match ended in disaster for Liverpool. Dwight Gayle slotted home his second of the match to level the match at 3-3. At the final whistle, Liverpool returned to the summit of the Premier League table, but the damage was done – wins for City in their final two games would see the blue side of Manchester crowned champions. Liverpool needed a miracle.

Sure enough, a clinical City dispatched Everton to set up a final day title showdown – the first time in the Premier League era Liverpool entered the final day as potential champions. A win against Newcastle was not enough though, as Manchester City easily saw off West Ham at home to take their second Premier League crown.

Rodgers' men had dared to dream but ultimately had slipped up. Liverpool's unexpected title challenge had been brilliant though, and surely, under Rodgers, that first Premier League crown is just around the corner. Watch this space.

liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly

Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert

>>96

imagine being a Liverpool fan

Just IMAGINE

shitty cuckold team, cuckold city, cuckold people


Beta beta cucks!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking HELL lads it's so funny how fuckig BETA Liverpool is Hahahah


Fuck me I dying here

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cuck team haha

*flies away*

>>76085209
That's the one la
Thank you

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>mfw Liverpoop slip in the qualifiers for the CL

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>>76072272
>0:47 Liverpool fans singing "Now you're gonna believe us, We're gonna win the league!

>we're gonna win the league
>we're gonna win the league

>>76085217
>>76085209
>>76085193
>>76085187
>>76085162
Fantastic posts

Please stop bullying Slippy G he's my favorite English football player.

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>>76072422
at least post this when the comment or the thread is about Germany you fat fuck

Can you imagine losing your entire image, your career, your legacy because you lost your footing?

>>76086731
>Career
1 good FA cup final goal and cheating your way to a CL is hardly a career

>>76085217
nice reddit spacing

>>76071312
You can see and feel the pain on Slip G's mind. That look at the ball far from his range, no hope left.

>>76094496
>Slippy
Fix'd.

>>76073385

No one mentions him in the same way they do scholes. He was very good but not world class:

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>>0 fucks given la

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrlPxPLXsVE

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>>76095333
>mfw his instagram looks like a thread off /tv/

>>96

>>76095333
What did he mean by this?

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>>76071636
10/10

>>76071344
>t. man utd. customer

>>76072272
Kek loserpool is a joke

>>76071312
Hendo's red card against City was the vital mistake that lost us the title that year. Not the 2-0 defeat to Chelsea you insufferable 13 year old morons.

>>96

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>>76095556
>"We're gonna win the League"

Good thread

Anyone have the webm where the ball is the EPL trophy

>>76073477
>when they literally let him score out of pity

>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner

every time

>>76101669
what?

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>>76105156
liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly

Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert

>>96 (Dead)

>>76106199
Hahaha well done lad good post

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>>76097041