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Leicester and West Brom are competing to sign Middlesbrough centre-back Ben Gibson, 24, but could have to pay up to £20m for the Boro captain. (Daily Mirror)

>Arsenal goalkeeper David Ospina, 28, is in talks with Turkish side Fenerbahce about a £5m move, after being frustrated at a lack of first-team opportunities behind Petr Cech. (Daily Mirror)

Everton boss Ronald Koeman will make a statement on 23-year-old midfielder Ross Barkley's future this week after speaking to the club's board. (Times - subscription required)

>Newcastle are poised to firm up their interest in Burnley's 25-year-old striker Andre Gray. (Chronicle)

Sunderland manager David Moyes will hold talks with owner Ellis Short in London on Monday. (Daily Mail)

>Chelsea are targeting Ajax's 20-year-old Colombia defender Davinson Sanchez. (Sport, via Daily Star)

Atletico Madrid manager Diego Simeone has reiterated he will be staying with the Spanish club. (Independent)

>Paris St-Germain winger Angel di Maria, 29, is keen for a return to Real Madrid to fill the void which will be left by the expected departure of 25-year-old James Rodriguez. (Don Balon via Daily Star)

Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

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PLEASE BUY ABORTION FACE!

>tfw another transfer window with 'arry at a club
Niko Kranjčar is looking at flats in birmingham already

>>76067676
>whilst there are still active ISIS accounts preaching hate towards the west
being woke is finally understanding that despite all the terrorist attacks and sadly all the deaths, ISIS is only trying to save europe from collapsing onto itself

>>76067925
>appear to have ended after Lyon president Jean-Michel Aulas revealed the long-time Gunners target has verbally agreed to join Atletico Madrid.
actually Aulas said that Lacazette could only leave Lyon if it was for his "favorite team", which is atlético

>>76067944
his face looks uma delicia!

Hello where are the transfers

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YEAH BOIS

>>76067929

>Colombian
>Ajax
>20

Off to Vitesse

>>76067925
OIM A FACKIN FUTBAW MANAJAH

This threads official™ poll:
Which league will fleece the rest of Europe for the most money?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13019582
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13019582

>me
to you
>you
to me

>>76068012
I learned a new word

>>76067934
Done deal la.

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Silly season is upon us.

>Everton have vowed to only listen to offers of £100m for Romelu Lukaku…
Everton have been told to forget about signing Anderlecht’s Leander Dendoncker…
>Bournemouth are looking to swoop in on Chelsea pair Asmir Begovic and Nathan Ake, in a deal worth £40m...
Everton will rival Manchester City in the race to sign Leicester goalkeeper Kasper Schmeichel…
>Tottenham will offer £12m for 17-year-old Fulham left-back Ryan Sessegnon…
West Ham are in talks with Chelsea over a loan deal for striker Michy Batshuayi.
>Swansea have joined the race for Anderlecht centre-back Kara Mbodji…
>Newcastle are eyeing a double swoop for Brazilian midfielder Gabriel Pires and Andre Gray…
>Chelsea are interested in signing 20-year-old Russian midfielder Alexsandr Golovin from CSKA Moscow…
>Roberto Mancini last night put West Ham on alert after admitting that he is ready to end his year-long break from the game.

As for Manure...
> The Sun on Sunday say that Manchester United and Liverpool have made enquiries for Monaco’s Tiemoue Bakayoko.
>The Sun on Sunday also say that United are after Pedro Neto, a 17-year-old striker with SC Braga who wanted by pretty much every big club in Europe.
>The Star reckon that Manchester United will make Juventus striker Paulo Dybala a summer target, which is several different types of optimistic.
>The Star also say that United and Manchester City will battle each other to sign Benfica right-back Semedo.
>Different right-back news comes in the Sunday Express, who claim that United could offer Luke Shaw as part of a deal to sign Kyle Walker from Tottenham.
>Not content with that probable guff, the Express also say that Neymar’s father reckons the Brazilian should quit Barcelona for the Premier League, with Manchester United interested. Don’t be so bloody stupid.

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>Super Mario's World
http://www.goal.com/en-us/news/23362/mario-balotelli/2017/05/22/35739082/super-marios-world-balotelli-leaves-the-door-open-to-stay-in

This guy was probably waiting for a long time to use that title

>>76068076

How in the ever living fuck could lelsea get £40m for air and begovic? Is it really all big money laundering scheme for Abramovich to hide his money

>>76068012
mmmmmbop

>>76068031
I feel like there's a lot of sadness and emotion behind this post

>me
to you
>you
to me

we both feel the same
but differently

>>76068076
>that pic
fucking lol how does a professional footballer get away with such obvious steroid usage?

>>76067925
>Neymar leaving Barca

stopped reading your shit thread there. Just put realistic rumours next time

>>76068158
it's not a proper summer window without ludicrous neymar/messi/ronaldo speculation though

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>>76068031

Neymar to United would be funny.

On the one side, his playing style would fit well with Mourinho and he would likely compete in the Balon D'Or there, being the main man of a Mourinho team.

On the other side, there is his personality. He has that nasty side that would fit well with Mourinho. He is combative, naturally has a "me against the world" attitude, etc. Those are positive points. But he also dislikes criticism and sometimes gets distracted by personal issues.

Thinking about making a website and Twitter account that will spread bullshit transfer rumours. Any ideas what to call my news site?

I would love to see manure spend 200m on Neymar only to completely ruin him by making him track back and chase 40 yard long balls from pogbad

kek

KEK

>>76068216
/trans/
>>76067963
That's some next level woke.

>>76068224
Neymar would be a perfect fit for Mourinho's tactics.

if only nerman actually left so barca could fade into mediocracy when messi declines enough in a year or 2. iniesta and biscuit are as good as done already and barcas management isn't nearly competent enough to stay elite forever

Reminder that /trans/ is only for highly educated scholars. Please refrain from posting if you do not fit this description.

on my current fm save javi martinez moves to liverpool during the window before the 19/20 season

only a couple more years to go

>>76068252
>iniesta and biscuit
both are still top 5 in their respective role
watch them shine again as luis enrique fucks off for a GOOD coach

>>76067919
love him too
too bad marota is a fucking faggot who will never pursue him seriously and will let him slip to inter
mark my words if berardi go to other team the fans can only droll over him when he becomes a world class player just like what happens to verratti
>>76068194
manure will be the ultimate bad guys if neymar goes there
>>76068076
>>Everton have vowed to only listen to offers of £100m for Romelu Lukaku…
i'd rather buy belotti with the same amount of money

>>76068287
biscuit maybe but hes the ultimate system babby, iniesta though is 33 and he wont be able to play entire seasons for much longer

>>76068031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJau5XUF_Os

>>76068287
Kek, what good coach will Barca sign?

>>76068385
Valverde
Tuchel

>>76068385
wenger
wengerball will suit barcelona perfectly

>>76068404
>implying

>>76068404
wenger already signed a contract that keeps him at the club until 2199

>>76068390
None are meme-y enough for Barca

>>76068385
jardim and mbappe or bernardo silva will come with him

>>76068417
valverde, his kids have already been signed to a school there

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Will a big Championship club take him this summer?

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This is the most expensive starting XI so far. Whose record will be broken this transfer window?

I've seen too man sources say valverde is the new Barca coaching to doubt the rumor desu.

Any Spanish niggas give me a quick rundown? Haven't bilbao underperformed with the players they have?

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>>76068469
>stones

>>76068012

>Which league will fleece the rest of Europe for the most money?

Reddit: The Country strikes again.

what the fuck does this question even mean? can the wording be any more convoluted?

>>76068469
Shaw and Alves.
Danny rose, Kyle walker and Seeds to break those records.
Buffon.
Whoever buys Pickford kek.

>>76068485
It makes sense though.

>>76068469
de gay will break buffon's price when halal buys him this or next summer

>>76068469
Probably Higuain, Shaw, Stones, Luiz, Alves and Buffon

>>76068485
It's literally the best way to phrase that question you sorry excuse for a westerner

>>76068469
>Higuain
>Buffon
>Alves
only good players on that list

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>>76068485
>can the wording be any more convoluted?
Well, he could have asked, "Which bipartisan nationality pairing will achieve the greatest positive pecuniary balance and in whose favour?"
But he didn't. Because nobody on 4chan understands big words.
No matter the answer is that Spain will once again milk the Premier League.

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>>76068269

>>76068485
Kys, fucking Ossi.

>>76068395
Is that even legal?

>>76068474
>Haven't bilbao underperformed with the players they have?
what players do they have that makes you think that? he's ended 4 points from 5th, which seems typical athletic, and all those above him seem better teams to me this season (halal, barcelona, atletico, sevilla, villarreal, real sociedad)

don't know what the board see in him but they tried to sign him before luis enrique (but wasn't available). His only connection with barcelona was playing a couple of years under cryuff. Other than that he's been managing 20 years all over spain and olympiacos

>>76068469
Buffon's record broken by >de gay to Real Madrid
Shaw's record broken by Rose to Manchester United
Alves' record broken by Walker to Manchester United
James' record broken by himself to Manchester United/Chelsea
Higuain's record broken by Mbappe to Real Madrid

What will be the next Carveposting, lads?

>>76068562

you must be quite content with your own voice. convoluted speech is not the hallmark of a great mind, but of the verbose ventriloquist.

>>76068676
>valencia

JUST

serious question...doesn't it frustrate the shit out of you football fans that larger clubs can just buy up talent?

>>76068734
No because shit like Torres to Chelsea can happen and the comedy gold makes it worth every penny.

RIP Moyes

>>76068734
yeah it does! How dare those players have aspirations!!!

LGTSS

>MOYES

>Moyes

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>moyes

>>76068774

lol you care more about players' successes than your club's?

WE DEM MOYES BOY(E)S

>>76068813
DAS RITE

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JAJAJAJAJAJA UNA WHEELA

>moyes

>dybala to manu
lol

>>76068804
when it comes to my local side which is pure shit and in the 9th tier. If a player got tapped up because he's better, why the fuck should he stay?

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>>76068813
DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE, G

>>76068832
It's "J"

>>76068832
its jay

>>76068813
G

>>76068727
>took the team in freefall in lower table with season already started
>got them to r8? of cl, lost to psg
>team ended 4th
>left valencia
not a bad job and smart enough to leave that shithole

>resigns as Sunderland boss
>resigns
at least he has the last laugh making the club a joke not sacking him

https://twitter.com/RFFH/status/866194491174260739

>>76068851
>at least he has the last laugh making the club a joke not sacking him
he forfeits compensation by resigning
>moyes in charge of even leaving a club correctly

>>76068861
maybe he realised getting sacked 3 jobs in a row is worth it

>>76068876
>is
I meant isn't.ffs

>>76068830

cuck

>>76068876
>>76068889
he's unemployable now either way desu

>>76068903
>cuck
youre wanted back at /ptg/, moron

Brendan --> Barcelona
Moyes --> Celtic

>>76068932

> why should my team keep good players? that would be horrible!!

>>76068903
You're watching big black men throw a ball in a hoop/run into each other to earn more money than you'll ever have. By your logic noone is a bigger cuck than American sports fan.

>>76068934
Suarez to where then?

mouyes only managed to get 9 more points than moyes

>>76068953
Bayern
Lewandowoski --> Madrid

still sad that United ruined this quality manager. sad!

>>76068957
crucial desu

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>>76068836
>>76068839

>>76068943

i watch nba and nfl? that's news to me

tell me the last time i watched either one

>>76068957
and after spending only 200m, he truly is the special one

>>76068702
Keeping my fingers crossed for a slagposting-revival desu

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>>76068836
>>76068832
>>76068839
>>76068843
It's Jj

which players are going to restore the Leicester meme magic?

>>76069095
>>76068957
to be fair. One inherited Vidic, Evra, Ferdinand, RVP and Hernandez; and the other inherited Smalling, Jones, Blind and Rooney as the sole striker

Fancy a brew

>>76068469

Neymars transfer cost barca like 150mio

>>76069118
None of them.

>>76069129
>Vidic, Evra, Ferdinand, RVP and Hernandez
most of those were practically retired by the time moyes got there

>>76069198
false

>>76068462
Sunderland

Jam-ez to United when la?
Mo-rat-a to United when la?
Griez-man-n to United when la?
Bak-a-yo-ko to United when la?
Men-dy to United when la?
Bern-ard-o sil-va to United when la?

>>76069209
literally won the league months before. Winning it 4 games in hand as well.

>>76069209
The evil Royalist Spain working against poor little globalband Barca right?

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> Di Marzio: AC Milan have identified Andrea Belotti as the alternative to Alvaro Morata and Pierre Emerick Aubameyang. The main hurdle is the fact that Torino is asking for the full €100 million exit clause which is technically valid only abroad.

>>76069227
>evil Royalist Spain
they are literally the ones saying it didn't cost 150m, but don't let that ruin your day

56m according to spanish justice iirc

>>76068957
Moyes was a good manager that was fucked over by his players and the media. Never forget the 2-2 against Fulham, people meme about the 81 crosses but they worked, both of United goals came from those. The problem were the individual mistakes of someone.

>>76069239
Is Belotti any good? Someone link me to his kaiizo highlights lad

>>76069246
>Moyes was a good manager
Wrong. Your stupid point would have some legs if he didn't embarass himself with two more jobs since then.

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>>76069241
>56m according to spanish justice iirc
those corrupt fuckers.
I bet they ignored the cost to his Dad who whored his son's name

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>>76068469

Sorry we play meme-4-meme now

>Anon-target Girlfriend rejected the improved contract offer after Chad signalled his intent to sign her this transfer window (Independent)

>>76069265
Counting wages to make the number bigger shouldn't be allowed.

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>>76069161
what does everyone want

>>76069273

Chad Thundercock is too much of an attractive for Anon to lure girlfriend in

New Coutinho interview

>"Stay here and they will end up building a statue in your honour," Coutinho told ESPN Brasil after Sunday’s win against Middlesbrough.

>"Go somewhere else, to Barcelona, to Bayern Munich, to Real Madrid, and you will be just another player. Here you can be something more."

>“I have a long contract with Liverpool,” Coutinho added. “Speculation is for journalists only.

>“We started the season very well, I started well. But then in the middle the performance regressed.

>“Then we bounced back, I finished the season at a high level.

>“The whole team is playing well, today was a very important victory, next season it’s the Champions League.”

>>76069209

http://the18.com/news/neymar-transfer-fee-how-much-did-barcelona-actually-pay

http://www.goal.com/en/news/11/transfer-zone/2016/07/01/25231352/neymar-cost-barcelona-over-100-million

http://www.espnfc.com/barcelona/story/2905573/neymar-cost-barcelona-more-than-%C3%A2%E2%80%9A%C2%AC100m-president-joesp-maria-bartomeu

www.espn.co.uk/football/barcelona/story/2905573/neymar-cost-barcelona-more-than-€100m-president-joesp-maria-bartomeu

>>76069294
To be happy.

>>76069285
I agree. I dont even think that figure is correct, just saying Daddy Neymar whored his son for millions. I think he got about 60

>>76069272
but that's 3-2-5

>>76069309
This is deep.

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>>76069309
just ran out la sorry

>>76069315

Bale and Ronaldo will track back, don't worry about it

>>76069317
A couple of fingers deep, to be precise.

>>76069265
so it was 150m a post ago and now 100m? and your source is some shit tv caption? lmao

read >>76069285 for some clues

>>76069313
Barca is a humble, family club that wouldn't take part in that desu.

>>76069294

A gf

>>76069334
read the reply I also did to that post you smelly moron

>>76069301
do you think they know more than spanish justice after 3 years trial? ayy pls

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>Barcelona have confirmed that they'll name a new manager on May 29
https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/866402161143492613

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>>76069337
this is the best i have right now

>>76069346
Pochettino?

>>76069340
seriously, do you think you know better than spanish justice on the cost of neymar's transfer? yes or no?

>>76069343

But its literally a quote from Bartelmou

>>76069346

We already know its that manager from Bilbao or somewhere

>>76069343
>trusting 3rd world justice
Don't rich people get away with just community service if the sentence is under 2 years?

>>76069365

BURN THE BLOODBAGS
SCAPE GOAT THE FUENTES

>>76069346
Ernesto Valverde is 1/8 odds.....
so its obviously fucking him

Realtalk /spee/. Who should Dortmund sign as an Aubameyang replacement?

>>76069387
Betting my savings on this now, I'm trusting you Daniel

>>76069378
it's pretty much the same here if your sentence is under a year
you either get community service or ankle bracelet. jails are overpopulated, no need to put small time sentences people in it

>>76069365
>Spanish Justice
pretty sure Jeremy Kyle gives out harsher sentences

>>76069346
Ranieri in

>>76069407
pls dont call me that

>>76069409
Not meme'ing about foreigners and stuff but that's interesting, jails here are underpopulated. I think we're even housing criminals from Norway I think

who are Bayern getting to replace Lahm and Alonso? Kimmich isn't as good at RB and Rudy just isn't quite good enough to be starting 11 material

>>76069435
Renato Sanches

>>76069367
>trusting bartomeu
ayyy mong the final ruling in the neymar case was clear: 56m for transfer. If you have different info send it to madrid, I'm sure they'll be happy to hear it

>>76069378
>if the sentence is under 2 years
nobody goes to jail if the sentence is under 2 years, probably the same in most of the eu countries

>>76069405

Modeste

>>76069405
Timo Werner, booties will be blasted

>>76069409

Problem with it is that rich people just get <2 year sentence to bypass it but make it look like punishment has been dished out

>>76069447

>Trusitng the spanish courts

lel Barca and adrid are puppets distracting idiot spics from their economy which has long since crumbled.
>A-atleast we have messi and ronaldo!

>Moyes still has two years left on his United contract

>>76069405
Where is Obama going?

>>76069491
Are Man City still paying adebayor?

Nothing wrong with rich people getting better sentences than poor people. Here, I said it.

>>76069492
rumors are PSG or China for 50m wages.

>>76069435
if they can't get Walker, then Vidal from Barca or Widmer from Udinese

United getting Mo-rat-a or Griez-man-n lads?

>>76069504
but i thought everyone was equal in front of the law

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/sp/ completely BTFO yet again.

>>76069504

There is as it leads to the formation of rackets, its not a case of being equal, its a case of holding up respect for the law

>>76069540
well fug me, i just got kaned

>>76069435
Alonso is already replaced, they have Vidal, Thiago, Kimmich, Sanches and Rudy. With Sule as an extra CB, they can even move Martinez back to DM.

As for Lahm, they should go for Walker, Tottenham are more likely to sell to a club outside England. The only issue is that English players are shit in other leagues. They could go for Aurier too but he's cancer generally.

>>76069540
>getting top scorer at Spurs
well done. Up there with the greats along with Grant Holt

>>76069405
Keita

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reminder labour want to invest in grassroots, no more dodgy ownership

Hope you're voting lads

>>76067944
too late

>>76069545
>There is as it leads to the formation of rackets
Rackets are a form of crime, but it's not a crime if the state does it (see: taxation). It follows there will be no racket formation.

>>76069549
>The only issue is that English players are shit in other leagues.
Basis? The top players never leave because of all the money in England.

>>76069515
Don't think we'll be able to afford them after Rooney's contract renewal and Pogba's summer of haircuts

>>76067929
>Chelsea are targeting Ajax's 20-year-old Colombia defender Davinson Sanchez. (Sport, via Daily Star)
NOOOOOOOO

>>76069586
Hope you enjoy Vitesse

>Sky Sports: Arsenal in talks to sign Nigerian striker Henry Onyekuru from Belgian side KAS Eupen. Release clause £6.8m. Top scorer in Belgium
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>>76069575
Joe Shart at Torino, Ashley Cole at Roma, could even maybe say Beckham at Real

>>76069586
They should buy him and send him on a 3 years loan on Ajax. One year loans don't seem to be liked by the players.

>>76069294
How did you take this

JOHN TERRY SUBSTITUTION ...The @FA has asked betting companies for any relevant information they might have on Sunday's incident

Congrats on the title to the mighty Spurs!

>>76069575
>>76069594
Owen too. And Woodgate, lel. Basically the only English player I can remember that wasn't bad is McManaman and I don't remember him being that great either.

>>76069622
>I don't remember him being that great either.
MotM in CL final is pretty great

>>76069619
>Terry actually sat down and planned that out
Kek everytime, what a sad cunt.

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>>76069615
>he only has two arms

Celtic legend Morten "Duncan" Rasmussen has broken the all-time goal-scoring record in the Danish Superliga with his 140th goal tonight against Viborg in the relegation playoff.

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What's the point in doing a NT callup with finals still left to play, and leagues still to finish? One of those players hasn't even played first team football.

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>>76069615

>>76069586
Barca are also after him
Umtiti - Sanchez - Piqué would be a great trio of defenders

>>76069568

>If X does it then it fine if Y does it

No. If you don't mind your coutnry turning into an eastern european shithole then I guess your attiude is fine though

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>>76068708
>convoluted speech is not the hallmark of a great mind, but of the verbose ventriloquist

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>>76069619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHS-P4CyUjE

>>76069658
>great trio
>great

You sure do have a vivid imagination

>>76069684
Umtiti is a great defender, Piqué is a great defender, Sanchez is a great defender
don't see what are you trying to say

>>76069600
Chelsea is great for killing young players, it doesn't matter if they send him back
>>76069658
they would buy Mina first (and he is unironically better than Sanchez)

Barcelona will buy Andreas Christensen

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>>76069653
>tfw too intelligent for international games

>>76069743
>basically only getting a callup, because Lichtsteiner, Widmer and Lang are playing other games
>still accept that callup, despite also being eligible for Albania and Kosovo on top of Switzerland
I mean Lichtsteiner can't play forever, and Hadergjonaj has a higher ceiling than Lang, but he'd still be stuck fighting for a place for Widmer.

Michel Preud'homme leaves Club Brugge, he's a decent manager desu

Come back to AFCB defoe

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>>76069309
>>76069337

>>76069504
I will heem you hard.

>>76069898
£100k a week, bargain

>>76069805
you don't get many former goalkeepers who are good managers t bh

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>>76069337
>mfw I think I have a gf now

>>76069564
corbyn is the type of runt that got his mum to write him a note so he doesn't have to do PE

>>76069920
are you the guy last night talking about how he lost his virginity?

>>76069898
Sign some better defenders first.

Eddie Meme has had two top flight seasons both with utterly appalling defensive records.

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OFFICIAL: @Cuadrado signs permanent contract with Juventus until 2020: http://juve.it/i85J30bWxln

>>76070009
How many Cuadrados?

>Dyche is still a Premier League manager
Ugh

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>>76070009
>2020 is 2 years away

>>76070020
>>76070009
Reminder that he has never played a full 90 minutes in the premier league and still has more winners medals than Stevie G

>>76069966
End up in quite a few 4-3 type of games though.As long as >we score more than the opponent I dont care. Impressed with scoring 55 goals this season without the main striker as well

>>76069961
Yeah, think so

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https://twitter.com/mbatshuayi/status/866420778748833793

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>>76070130

Goku now has more Premier League medals than Slippy G

>>76070009
Such a weird situation. Chelsea kept giving him away for free loans then the final price is only 20 million when prices are inflated to hell.

>>76070199
Actually maybe they paid fees for the loans.

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What did you think of the new Twin Peaks, /trans/?

>>76070225
Going to watch tonight

>>76070155

Lol why is literally every black guy obsessed with Dragon Ball Z?

Always cracks me up

>>76070063
>2012 was 17 years ago

>>76070225
It started? Horry sheeet!

On a scale from 1 to 10 about is transfer at Man United, 10 being a done deal, Griezmann rated it at 6

>>76070266
shows like Naruto, Dragon Ball Z and others send and are full of an ideology and values that cannot be found in your little kiddies anime about little girls in high school

>>76070225
it was was great, not looking forward to this 2 week wait for the next episode

>>76070237
Enjoy, la.
>>76070275
Yes. Get on it!
>>76070286
>2 week wait
Pure pain

>>76068012
most money: Ligue 1
most money for little talent: Primeira Liga if clubs sign terrible players like Brahimi, Herrera or Andre Silva

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/trans/ threads are back

>>76069594
>Shart
went to Torino to attempt to prove to Pep that he was Italian enough to be in his first team, and also because the only English clubs dumb enough to fork out for his wages were QPR-tier

>Cole
end of career, took a step down to a club who'd still pay him good

>Beckham
outlier, he, Hargreaves and Bale were good players who went abroad for the paychecks and the clubs dominating their respective leagues and being not too shabby in Europe. also Hargreaves doesn't count because he grew up in Canada and Germany

i've missed /trans/ lads

>>76070325
i love trans lads

>>76070301
I'll watch it after the U19 final between Dortmund/Buyern.

I'm already bored out of my fucking mind. Why must all other sports be so inferior.

>>76070301
Should I watch Twin Peaks or Logan which just came out on Blu-Ray?

>>76070356
Twin Peaks

Is the cricket on during summer?
Might try and get into it if that's the case.

>>76070424
>Is the cricket on during summer?
Cricket is a summer sport

If the PL is good why are Liverpool and Arsenal in the top 5? Why is shit like Tottenham a title "contender"?

>>76070448
They score against shit teams.

>>76070436
Good

>>76070448
>PL
>good
>>76070356
I haven't watched Logan but still watch Twin Peaks.
>>76070355
Why not read something?

>>76068076

>those prices

even by rumours standards they are absurdly high. Ligue 1 owners must be getting giddy

>>76070108
>As long as >we score more than the opponent I dont care.
Enjoy Eddie Meme persisting with a League 1 tier defence that ships 60+ goals a season then.

It'll be Mememouth's downfall.

>>76070455
But if they're bad wouldn't that mean the rest of the league is shit teams?

>>76070448
Because Spurs can score 10 goals against a relegation team like Hull wheras Man U can only score once

>>76070486
>Why not read something?
Yes, I have a few books I really should read this summer.

>>76070356
>hollywood society of spectacle new flick vs twin peaks
very tough choice

>>76070498
But they also had less wins and managed to draw teams indiscriminately. How would United be considered the better team between the two?

>>76070455
>Liverpool scoring against shit teams
I mean you're right and wrong at the same time

RIP /trans/

>>76070498

Who cares?

A 1 - 0 win is worth just as many points as a 10 - 0 win.

t. I'm Tony Pulis on holiday in the states

Has greaseman to United been confirmed yet?

>>76068216
Can I be part of your reporting team like Forest Echo News style?

>>76070873
The quiet before the storm. Thiago to United to will announced soon.
>>76070503
Nice. Which ones?

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Excluding players who are going to be released, who will be the first to go in the Great Humber-Tees-Wear Fire Sale of 2017?

>>76070994
I read the first two books of Karl Ove Knausgård's 'My Struggle' last summer and I'd like to read the next two this summer.
However, I started Anna Karenina on a train ride last week so I should finish that, too.
Thinking of Brothers Karamazov as well. I've started on it a couple of times by now.

Do you have any book plans?

>>76071018
Viktor Fischer to Milan.

>>76071018
There are like 5 PL-tier players in there.

>>76067925
>Graham Poll
Isn't that the bloke who gave 3 yellow cards to one player?

>>76071018
I bet de Roon really regrets leaving Atalanta

>>76071134
Yeah. to a croat who was born in australia so he mistakenly wrote the number down for the wrong team

>>76071067
Brothers Karamazov is a bit of a tough read to start Dostoïevski. I remember it being my first ever russian book and I got lost in it because i got the russian names mixed up. re-read it a few years later and it was easier

>>76071172
I've read Crime and Punishment and Notes from the Underground.
I prefer Tolstoy, but still want to get through Karamazov and The Idiot

>>76071172
The names are so confusing in all those Russian books to be honest.
At some point during War and Peace I had to just give in and accept there were some I couldn't really place or whatever.

>>76071067
>tfw never read any Dostoyevsky
Yes, I got plans to read but not sure which ones yet. I'll definitely read some Zizek as usual ('In Defense of Lost Causes','How To Read Lacan', maybe also 'The Monstrosity of Christ', but I fear that might be too deep for me). I've also got my eye on Robert Pfaller's 'On the Pleasure Principle in Culture: Illusions Without Owners'. For a more relaxing read, I'll have Moby Dick.
>>76071172
The names in War&Peace...fucking hell

>>76071018
>de Rppn

>>76071296
Moby Dick and Old Man and the Sea are top comfy desu

>/trans/ - books
>>>/lit/

>>76071343
Damn I forgot I put Old Man on my mental list. I will be busy.

Moby Dick maybe some day in the future.

>>76071296
I got a similar effect watching my first chanbara film, in that case Seven Samurai by Kurosawa. Got all the faces mixed up and couldn't guess who was who. only toshiro mifune was distinctive

>>76071231
Brothers Karamazov and Demons are very very good books. Crime and Punishment too but to a lesser extent. his other books are a bit more anecdotic

>>76071018
Ndong needs to come back to Ligue 1. He was very good for Lorient

books to me on a loan deal from the library lads

>>76071231
>Crime and Punishment
im not a litfag but that was a really good read, deffo in my top 3 books

tried to start war and peace but >>76071296
>The names in War&Peace...fucking hell

the idiot looks good for my short attention span, are there any others i should look at?

>>76071242
Books like that you need to actually write down who is who, like for long running titles.

any news on the Ajax to shitting the bed on Wednesday evening transfer, lads?

>>76071491
Apparently they don't deal with high pressure very well. Lingard + Rashford should cause some trouble

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>norwich hiring dortmund's u23s coach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lur-SGl3uw8

>>76071448
I liked 'Notes from the Underground'. It's not even a book you necessarily need to finish in my opinion. The first ~20 lines are maybe the best opening to a book ever.

>>76071529
He managed to turn them around from battling relegation, to challenging for promotion.

>>76071456
Sometimes they come with a guide to who's who and all the variations and nicknames in the front to help you keep track of the Russian names.

Pretty sure my copy of And Quiet Flows the Don has one.

>>76071529
Is this the new thing now, here some German no one has heard of and hope he's the next Wagner.

>>76071018
Traoré to Crystal Palace
Gibson and Maguire are off to PL teams, someone like Leicester or Everton would benefit from them
Gestede will probably go to a team like Málaga or Real Betis

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What's going to be this year's transfer saga for Manchester United?

>>76071387
I never got that with Seven Samurai. The characters were all so distinctive, innit.

>>76071993

Bayol I reckon

>>76071993
Griezzmann, has to be him

>>76071538
nice

>>76071876
the vintage classics version has a couple of pages at the beginning, but you still have to juggle different naming conventions from different speakers

>>76071904
same guy is doing the hiring.

>>76072010
He says he'll reveal his destination in 2 weeks time so it'll be very shortlived

>>76072010
No way he'll go to Manchester, r-right?
>>76072081
>not 48 hours
Greasemann confirmed not to browse /trans/.

Someone is taking manchester's terrible season really hard

>>76070225
Loved it

>>76071529
>>76071904
They want to do a Huddersfield. At least the colors are fitting.

>>76073183
I'd take Ariana Grande really hard, if you know what I mean

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>>76073183
he's finally snapped

>>76073183
what do you mean by this?

>>76073183
The teams aren't the only ones to have bombed this season

>>76070356
I don't know what the fuck is Twin Peaks, but capeshit movies should be evaded like the plage. On the same level as the Fast and the Furious series

>>76071067
Are they worth reading or are they a meme? Knausgårds boooks that is

>moyes

Lads. What's the chances of United winning the Europa Cup? How good are Ajax? I want Ajax to win just to see what happens regarding money at United.

Chelsea will easily win the FA Cup, but will Conte be the first guy to win the double in his debut season?

What are the chances of Liverpoo qualifying for the CL?

Do Arse have to qualify for Europa?

If Arse win on Sunday and United lose, do United get the Europa spot?

I posted this in the wrong thread.

>>76073183
Why? They've got a great chance of a 2nd cup and CL football. It's literally their best season since Fergie left if they win it.

>>76073183
The Slovenia is still mad about losing Pogba

Griezmann says Man Utd is a solid 6 out of 10.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/40006920

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The call that cleansed the infadels

>Chris Sutton: Moyes might end up managing in China
That would be absolutely hilarious.

>>76079987
>Icardi
I thought he was ostracised.

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>>76079987
Thank you based Papu

>David Moyes is to play a part in sourcing his successor at Sunderland. It’s the sort of plan that worked so well a few years ago at Manchester United, isn’t it. Names on his list include Ryan Giggs, Nigel Pearson, David Wagner, Alan Pardew, Garry Monk, Aitor Karanka, Slavisa Jokanovic and Paul Lambert. Perhaps Moyes should also consider Sir Alex Ferguson for a job that’s guaranteed to be a world of pain for whoever stupidly agrees to take it, just to see how he likes it.

Meanwhile sprinting out of the Stadium of Light door, as though chasing a ball lumped straight down the middle because his team-mates have no other ideas left: Jermain Defoe. He’s making a break for it, in double-quick time, in the hope of getting as far away from the mess as possible. Bournemouth, 343 miles south, fits the bill perfectly.

>More hot managerial news, and the blackboard with the wet sponge hanging beside it at Watford will soon have the words Roger Schmidt scratched lightly on to it. The erstwhile Bayer Leverkusen coach has nothing on for the next couple of months, so it’s all coming together nicely.

To celebrate the 18th anniversary of That Night In Barcelona, Manchester United are planning to do another number on Bayern Munich. This year’s FC Hollywood-baiting one-two is a double swoop for Renato Sanches and Douglas Costa. Meantime, to celebrate the 14th anniversary of Porto’s second European Cup win, José Mourinho is planning to riff on Monaco’s pain once again by making off with midfielder Bernardo Silva.

>Everton “won’t release a statement today” on the future of Ross Barkley, according to reports. Perhaps that’s because the whispers surrounding a £25m deal for Swansea midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson are pretty much doing their job for them. The Toffees also want Málaga forward Sandro Ramírez, but Atlético Madrid might get there first.

Kyle Walker’s long-mooted move to Manchester City is in doubt. But only because Chelsea and Bayern Munich are sniffing around too. Chelsea are also interested in Monaco midfielder Tiemoué Bakayoko, Romelu Lukaku of Everton and Real Madrid’s Álvaro Morata. But they still want to keep popularity’s Diego Costa, who is now attracting interest from his former club Atlético as well as Chinese Super League spendthrifts Tianjin Quanjian.

>Should the Walker deal fall through, Manchester City will cheer themselves up by splurging £50m on subtle body-language communicator / desperate Arsenal wantaway Alexis Sánchez. In turn, the Gunners will console themselves with 19-year-old KAS Eupen striker Henry Onyekuru, though Everton are also interested, and to be fair they can offer Europa League football as well.

And Philippe Coutinho has insisted he wants to remain at Liverpool: “Stay here and they will end up building a statue in your honour. Go somewhere else and you will be just another player. Here you can be something more.” Jürgen Klopp adds: “He really likes being here, it’s not like someone has to force him. His family really likes it too.” The chances of all this putting an end to those persistent links with Barcelona: about one in a million.

>>76071067
I've recently restarted Brothers Karamazov and once you learn all the 6 different names for every character it's a great read. I love the interactions between characters but sometimes the blabber about god get a little nauseating (the whole book on Zosima's life was a snorefest).

>>76080049
>Manchester City will cheer themselves up by splurging £50m on subtle body-language communicator / desperate Arsenal wantaway Alexis Sánchez. In turn, the Gunners will console themselves with 19-year-old KAS Eupen striker Henry Onyekuru
Classic Arse

what's the go with Tielemans lads

>>76076127
I think they're worth reading yeah. They give a brutally honest insight into the mind of a modern man that can be quite interesting.

>>76080098
I'll make an extra effort when I get around to it.

The Russians do drone on a bit now and again. The final ~50 pages of War and Peace were hard to get through and some anticlimax

>>76080172
Confirmed Monaco

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Any minute now la

>>76080045
>Perhaps Moyes should also consider Sir Alex Ferguson for a job that’s guaranteed to be a world of pain for whoever stupidly agrees to take it, just to see how he likes it.

Christ someones bitter

>post season friendlies

Wait what the fuck, Liverpool are in Straya and Spurs in Hong Kong.