We're back. Be afraid, /bundes/ Be very afraid.

>>76067478
I have a Stuttgart clock in my room, can I hop on the bandwagon?

>>76067503
Sure leaf, welcome aboard.

Mercedes is gonna invest a shitton of money in our team in summer.

Next year is our year, m8

Hannover here, I witnessed the Platzsturm in Sandhausen yesterday. It was honestly a bit embarrassing.

>StuttGOTT and GOTTover 96 back to Bundes
Based

>>76067530
DTM car this season WHEN?

>>76067793
wut

>>76067530
Cool, you have to bandwagon Toronto F.C now.

>>76068148
Redpill me on the team then

>>76068558
We lost in the final last year, Sebastian Giovinco (our star) is MVP caliber and plays on the Italy national team. Jozy Altuve is a stud, and he's Canadian. In the MLS Minnesota and Toronto are the good guys and seattle and Vancouver are the bad guys.

>schuttgart
anyway is this /bundes/?

>>76070046
>>76069646

>>76068948
Please take Dozy and Badley. Keep them in your national team forever.

>>76068948
>giovinco
>MVP caliber

there's only one MVP and his name is David fucking Villa

>49 and counting

Who is going to fight against relegation next season? There is no clearly worse team like Darmstadt, Paderborn, Braunschweig or Fürth anymore.

>>76068948
>>76068558
what he's not telling you is that TFC are like man city or PSG but without titles. popular, but certainly not the most popular. good, but only because they're spending way, way beyond their means thanks to wealthy owners
and they still can't win anything, lel

their stadium was regularly empty and deathly quiet until MLSE (the huge sporting conglomerate that runs them) decided to shell out millions and millions to have giovinco, altidore, and bradley

they're a big chunk of plastic and the entire club was created from scratch 12 years ago

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>>76067478
>implying you can beat Red Bull Leipzig

You can't

>>76070397
>implying some little energy drink business can handle the power of a global automobile corporation

lel, they're done

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>>76070971
You're right

>>76071028
I mean non-emission cheating automobile corporations.

>buttgart

>>76071028
Leipzig lost against Hamburgo and Wolfsburgo at home.
Those were dreadful games to watch.

>>76070248
Hamburg
Wolfsburg
Freiburg (they will lose all their key player and have to play el on top)

When do the new kits come out?

Please dont relegate my HSV. We'll get good again soon. I promise.

>last team to blow the customers the fuck out
Be scared, Bayern.
Be scared, BVB.

Hello /bundes/. Is anyone still up?

>>76068777
Decent. Although the CM is subpar and I would put Uth in the center and Hahn on the wing

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top kek

>>76073709
I can relate to that picture.

good night

hello is this /bundes/ ?

>schwobe sin die ditsche manure anhänger
Subba

I'm hungry but I don't have any food. Help me /bundes/

>be in stuttgart when i was 11 and they won the bundes
>was pretty fun

>>76070248
Augsburg will go down, it won't be close.
Freiburg will go down, but struggle.
(((Hamburg))) will stay alive after relegation games.

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Best shirt? Best shirt

https://club25football.wordpress.com/2017/02/24/vfb-stuttgart-2006-2007-signed-home-shirt/

Can any germanbro redpill me on paderborn? What the fuck happened?

>>76070202
Cuck, Gio will win it.

Hello/bundes/

>>76080477
Go grocery shopping
Go to your local Döner/Gyrosbude
make your own food

i went to a viennese cafe in helsinki tonight, i ordered a sachertorte and it was very good

but they didnt have any newspapers, not local or foreign so i only rated them 3/5

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>>76084823
I'm not sure desu. To a certain point they had an eye for somewhat talented coaches (R.Schmidt, Breitenreiter, A.Schubert). But it all went downhill when Breitenreiter left the club and they hired Effenberg of all people.

i'm very afraid Stuttgart like make the Bundesliga look bad again when they play like a drunken sunday league team again

>>76085033
>but they didnt have any newspapers
ugh

How was your train ride? Got home safe and sound?

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>>76085069
i fucked up and exited at the wrong station so i had to walk 8,3km to the hotel, the hotel has a very nice location but it's run by a russian couple so it's basically just a room with a bed which is fine for me but i wouldnt come here with a grill

>>76067478
afraid of dying of laugher, yes

>>76085118
> fucked up and exited at the wrong station so i had to walk 8,3km to the hotel
That sucks. But it sounds like you made the best out of the situation

i assume this is /bundes/

>Subotics Berater Frieder Gramm sagte der „Hamburger Morgenpost“ zum Interesse der Norddeutschen: „Natürlich ist der HSV spannend.“ Immerhin habe der Klub mit Markus Gisdol einen Trainer, von dem der serbische Abwehrspieler „eine sehr hohe Meinung“ habe.
_______________________________________

>Spartak Moskaus Mittelfeldspieler Roman Zobnin steht bei seinem Klub noch bis 2020 unter Vertrag, soll aber laut russischen Medien auf der Wunschliste des Bundesligisten FC Schalke 04 für einen Sommer-Transfer stehen und in seinem Kontrakt eine Ausstiegsklausel besitzen.
>Im ausführlichen Interview mit dem Portal „Championat.com“ bestätigte der 23-Jährige, dass es Interesse aus Gelsenkirchen gibt

>>76085300
shhhhhhhh

Zanka to Schalke would be nice. He'd be good for a few >schalke per season

>>76085118
Looks nice. What are you up to in Helsinki?

>looks nice
lamo

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>>76085274
yeah well my phone had less than 5% battery left so i just looked up the address and the general direction and started walking

it wasnt that bad as i bumped into the cafe little over halfway through and also got to see some landmarks, the city is very nice and quiet around this time of the year


too bad the helsinki derby was sold out, would've loved to see an actual crowd in a finnish league match

Heh I guess it was just an automatic response. At least the weather looks fine.

>rudemark

>>76085342
university exams

>>76085362
it's actually really nice, i've always loved the empire style architechture of central helsinki along with the older swedish influences, the hotel could do with a renovation though as it looks like this place hasn't been touched in 50 years

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r8, h8, masterb8

>>76085405
I see

>>76085408
I wonder if a Danish coach will ever deem Frederik Sörensen good enough for the national team.

>>76085428
As a cologne fan I'm pretty pleased with his performances this season. He's nothing out of the ordinary, but at the same time he has no relevant weaknesses either and from what I can tell he has avery professional attitude too.

>>76085408
>no Forsberg (2/3)
>no Werner
*tips fedorova*

>>76085504
Yeah he seems like a solid guy in all aspects. Crazy to think he was playing for the Juventus first team as a teenager.
Almost sixty games in Italy including for Bologna makes for a good defender I guess.

>>76085408
I just noticed
>Söyüncü
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is he going to be the next shitty turk player that will be pushed by the media, then?

>>76085474
Decent squad. Although I would've picked Süle or maybe even Hübner instead of Vogt.

>>76085474
Now, I understand why they are both there, because of muh goals, but Obama and Lewanfraudski would never work together.

>>76085545
It might work when you put Aubameyang on the wing and Forsberg in the middle.

>>76085545
I just wanted to include a BVB player

occasional reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuf75vMNi3E

will look forward to all the american soccer reddit autists tweeting how julian green started on the bench, but somehow still follow the team in depth and saying how they are keeping him out of the team unjustly

>>76085647
Stuttgart has some decent wingers, but it's still somewhat alarming that he couldn't get next to no playing time desu.

>>76085545
But they did in 13/14

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>>76067478
Next year is our year la'

>>76086196
I don't get this 'La' meme.

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B

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SHISSN

What's Stuttgart as a city like? Also very aesthetic logo.

You know what would be great? A /tv/ + /sp/ crossover meme where we make Rummenigge look like they do with Colbert all angry and stuff

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>>76086315
WORDEN

>>76086372
Stadium is pretty good, city itself is kind of shit.

>>76086372
Rich as fuck, therefore full of arrogant snobs

Other than that Mercedes, Porsche and a nice enough looking city center.

Otherwise quite unremarkable.

>>76086406
Sounds like an alright place minus the posh cunts

>>76086372
>muh Mercedes
>muh Porsche

they're wealthy, but boring

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>>76086376
We have great photoshoppers in /bundes/ so it shouldn't be too hard

>>76086426
t. Ruhrpott or (((Berliner)))

>>76086431
thats not really a good photoshop if you look at his arms

>>76086459
Well it's good enough for me

>>76086440
he'S right though

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>>76086372
>rich
>safe (one of the lowest city crime rates in all of Europe and therefore the world)
>~ 2% unemployment
>beautiful nature
>unique location for a big city (inside a valley)
>sunniest big German city after Freiburg

Only downside for you could be that we have quite a big Croatian community here.

>>76086492
Boring compared to which cities? Sure, Hamburg or Munich might be more interesting, but Köln, Frankfurt or Düsseldorf? Debatable, if you don't value African drug dealers and a higher density of Kebab shops.

>>76086535
>Boring compared to which cities?
Leipzig and Dresden

>>76086511
Diaspora balkan people are all civilized, so that wouldn't be a problem. We'd get along probably.

>>76086535
I disagree


good night

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>>76086376
like this?

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>>76086714

is it /bundes/ NOW?

>>76086714
Hehe yes!

>>76086511
>picture is literally the only nice view in Stuttgart, not even memeing
>stinks, traffic jams every day
>greentards aka Waldorfschüler in charge
you know what, I'd rather just kill myself

>>76086964
It's /StuttGOATGeneral/, sorry.

why cant we promote dynamo

>>76086964
yes

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>schuttgart
Good job, you got promoted to a league that can't even get rid of HIV.

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>>76087005
because autism

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>>76087016
>that gif
how?

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>>76087037

>Mit dem Abstieg aus der 3. Fußball-Liga in der Spielzeit 2016/17 stieg der Verein nach den Abstiegen aus der Bundesliga im Jahr 2015 und aus der 2. Bundesliga im Jahr 2016 als erster Verein, der alle Spielzeiten absolvierte, in der Geschichte des Profifußballs in Deutschland zum dritten Mal hintereinander ab. Eine vergleichbare Serie hat nur der SSV Ulm vorzuweisen. Dieser spielte aber aufgrund einer verweigerten Lizenz die Spielzeit in der 3. Fußball-Liga gar nicht erst und stieg direkt in die Regionalliga ab.
Imagine being a Paderborn fan.

>>76087060
I'd rather not desu

>>76087060
F

>>76087060
Reminder that the last four teams to lead the Bundesliga table at the end of a match day are Bayern, Leipzig, Dortmund and Paderborn.

>>76087049
hmmmm

>>76087144
ryl meks u think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wsRusnqygw

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>>76087474

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good night

buttgart wouldhave not been promoted had they not Julian Green.

your welcome

>>76067530
Not with that logo that looks like Ferrari's they won't

>>76068148
I went to a Toronto FC match once. Surprised about how decent the atmosphere was.

>>76073709
Me on the left

>>76094074
>>76094056
*does canadian laundry*

Based Stuttgart. Hope you win the title. Cacau was based desu

FC St. Pauli confirm Olaf Janßen as head coach.
Ewald Lienen stays with the club in a role as technical director.

>>76070971

You mean like Volkswagen?

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Thoughts

>>76096057
Is there really no interesting german u22 goalkeeper?

>>76096057
wasn Bauer lamo

>>76096076
hehe, good one, Nils-Peter

>>76096057
Pulisic is three years younger than Brandt and already has better stats. Brandt is overrated imo.

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>FC Bayern erzielt Einigung mit Schalkes Goretzka – Ablösefreier Wechsel?
>Was wird aus Leon Goretzka (22) beim FC Schalke 04? Der Vertrag des Mittelfeldspielers läuft 2018 aus, eine Ausdehnung des Kontraktes gilt als unwahrscheinlich. Wie die „Sport Bild“ in ihrer Mittwochausgabe berichtet, soll der FC Bayern bereits Einigung mit dem Spieler erzielt haben.
>[....]Das Blatt schreibt, der Nationalspieler wird spätestens 2018 ablösefrei zum deutschen Rekordmeister transferiert.
Another cheap transfer for buyerns bench

>schalke

i thought clubs weren't allowed to talk to players under contract at other clubs without the permission of the other club? or did schalke give bayern permission to talk to him?

>>76096422
>or did schalke give bayern permission to talk to him?
probably yes.
At this point it's clear that he wants to leave and >schalke would be borderline retarded to do a Cuckmund and let him leave for free.

>>76096422
Clubs do it all the time, usually through agents. I would guess that in this case, Schalke have given permission.

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>>76096057
>bayernstransferlist.jpeg

>>76096460
>implying bayern will offer more than a pack of chewing gum and rudy

>>76096460
should've tried to sell him to someone this summer

The MoPo reports that Bobby Woodu Kun is extending his contract until 2021 at Hamburg and that the new working paper contains a buyout clause(12m€ and 5m€ if they get relegated).

Hope you enjoy your summer, /bundes/

I'll see you around.

>>76096489
yes

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The official ball of the 1. and 2. Bundesliga next season

>>76096545
right now it's pretty cloudy were I live :(

RB Leipzig confirm Rani Khedira will leave the club this summer.

Felix Götze has signed a professional contract with FC Bayern, running until 2019.

>>76096563
Same :/

>>76096562
looks good

>>76096562
I'm not sure what to think of the colour scheme desu.

>>76096591
better than fucking Derbystar for season 18/19

still mad at this

>>76096535
They also report that he going to earn 3mil€ per year with his new contract

>pay an more or less unproven striker 3mil per year just because he had a good run of games
Classic HIV move desu

>>76096562
not bad desu

>>76096611
Meh, I couldn't care less if it's addidas, puma or derbystar desu. Although most Derbystar balls look pretty bland.

>Laut Informationen des TV-Senders „beINSports“ wechselt Angreifer Joshua Sargent im kommenden Winter zum SV Werder Bremen. Der 17-Jährige nimmt aktuell für die USA an der U20-Weltmeisterschaft in Südkorea teil und erzielte beim Auftaktspiel gegen Ecuador (3:3) zwei Treffer. Als Nicht-EU-Ausländer darf Sargent erst mit 18 Jahren nach Deutschland wechseln.
Another Burger talent for the Buli

Really hoping for a few Danish transfers to the Bundes this summer.

>>76096666
Nice digits

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Please let this happen. Please for butthurtfuckssake.

>>76096697

>>76096695
Too small print, not going to read it but I'd like to know what it's about

>>76096699
fuck you, you useless cunt
no one is gonna spoonfeed you

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>>76096699

>>76096717
Thank you. I will now read it.

>>76096695
whats even the source for this?

>>76096717
Jeez

>>76096695
Really meks me ponder. But maymays aside, right now it's a lot of Spekulatius.

>>76096717
If this really happens I would be pretty pissed if I were a RBS fan.

nice goal by bittencute :3

>>76096752
>RBS Fan
>existing

>>76096734
this. sounds like a UNGEHEUERLICHE FALSCHMELDUNG to me

>>76096760
The china match? got a stream?

>>76096771
sport1 mang

>>76096695
>>76096717
WIR SIND BESCHISSEN WORDEN
t. UEFA

>>76096774
oh okay. thanks

>>76096766
>>76096778
Hehe

>>76096680
Like whom?

nice goal from Modeste

>>76096927
Mathias Zanka and Frederik Rönnow especially

>chinese defending

almost time for bares für rares

>>76096071
Pollersbeck
Schwäbe
Huth

only hartzer and old people watch TV at this time of the day

so does yer mum

>not being an alte omi
loma

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Injury of the season goes to... Man Utd loanee Guillermo Varela ruled out of DFB Pokal Final due to a new tattoo of his becoming infected...

Fredi Bobic has confirmed, despite considering an extension of his loan, he will return to MUFC. Varela has been suspended by the club.

Varela told by club doctors not to get the tattoo, but did so on Monday. Bobic: "With this action, Guillermo's time at Frankfurt is over."

The real irony is that, according to Kicker, that tattoo isn't even finished and he was told it would take a few more sessions to complete.

>>76097147
wew

>>76097147
absolute madman

>>76097016
I wonder when they publicly humiliate Horst Lichter into suicide for being an sympathetic old perverted sexist.

>>76097147
How retarded do you have to be to get a fucking tattoo 3 days before the season is officially over, after being told to wait by doctors and the manager?

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Hannover have signed Tom Baller from Borussia Mönchengladbach.

>>76097326
I don't want to sound too prejudiced here, but South American footballers are probably the dumbest group of people in the world.
There are a few exceptions such as Dani Alves, but generally I think it's true.

>>76097355
>baller
is he a big baller?

>>76097419
Yes

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>>76097419

BALLLLIN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QIy2jqAuXU

>>76097355
>racistmark

>>76097147
still not as dumb as getting injured opening a packet

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Who else here boicotts the Champions League final?

>>76097558
not me

>>76097558
I wouldn't call it boycott, but I probably won't watch it.

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>>76097558
boycotting this BESCHISSENE final

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ajax winn win 2day

>>76094056
t. armando cooper

Is this \bundes\

worst europa league final in years tßh
both don't deserve to be there

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well if schalke was not such shit they could have been there. literally had to hald ajax for like 15 minutes and they couldnt do that - sad!

>>76097930
blame >Schalke

>>76097355
cute

>have joshua kimmich
>buy leon goretzka

>>76098004
>upgrading is wrong

>>76097725
Saved

>Bayern Munich are willing to pay £50m for Arsenal and Chile forward Alexis Sanchez and will offer the 28-year-old £10m a season.

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>>76097355
>There are a few exceptions such as Dani Alves,
Bait?

>>76098004
kimmich playing right back now,no?

>>76098065
hes basically a better xabi alonso

>>76097870
qui

>>76097948
many such cases with >schalke

>>76098074
that did not answer my question at all

>>76098065
yes

>>76098085
>>76098107

>>76098107
gracias amigo

>>76098062
No

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I'm bored

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>>76098213
can i get a synopsis? i-is mario goetze gonna return?

>>76098245
yeah, next season of the biggest loser

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>>76098268
very rude

>>76097075
okay

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>>76098268
I would watch it if Calle joins too.
>"Hörens Jung, Isch han da janz wat leckered mitjebracht. Luurens he."
>"Mjaa vielen dank Herr Callmund"
>"Halt ding Schnüß und esset auf bevor der Wärter kommt"
>*distant eating sounds*

>>76098282
post more Lena pls

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>tfw no gf


TAKE MY HAND, DENMARK, I WILL SHOW YOU THE WORLD!!!

>>76098344
lel

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>>76098347
ok

>>76098344
Hmmm

I'm kind of tempted to reply with meme-arrow "german humour". But it actually made me grin a little, so......

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>>76098347
Lena Mayer Memeruth is just a budget version of queen Nora.

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>>76098387
why do they look so similar tho?

>>76098344
Interesting fact: Reiner Calmund's father was a member of the French foreign legion and died in the Battle of Dien Bien Phu

Also his name isn't even Reiner but Reinhold

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>>76098245
made it more realistic

>>76098414
Once Nora got close to being thirty, the masses needed a new "lol so quirky" girl that middle and upper class girls and boys could admire/drool over.

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>>76098414
dunno

>>76098441
* and cloned her

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>>76098439
delet this

>>76098470
I cant do that

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>>76098475
its been over 1 minute, you can.

>>76098422
I didn't knew that. My dad was in the foreign legion too (mid to late 70s) and if remember correctly he once told me that he met some survivors who shared their story with him. Horrifying stuff desu.

>>76098439
hehehe

>last night I dreamt that I was in a zombie apocalypse and trapped in a big skyscraper with a small group of people that I had to defend from the evil guys in the building. one time I hid in the toilet and after the evil guys discovered me I gave them two beers to distract them. evil guys thought it was cool

what did I mean by this?

>>76098439
this: >>76098519

>>76097200
when he asks for too much of that sweet GEZ money.

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>>76098500
helper is best froggo

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>>76097558

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>>76098550
I agree. easter frog is pretty close though.
>>76098537
dortmund confirmed winning Bundesliga next year

is there anything zidane didnt win?

>>76098589
He never won the french championship.

Aubameyang and G*nter confirmed for leaving Dortmund, I think it evens out this way

>>76098589
bundesliga

>>76098635
source?

>get Goretzka for free
>never play him
>another young German ruined by Würstchen Ulle
wish schalke still had Heldt, he would probably try to get Sanches on loan now.

>>76098356
Wew

tomorrow is skydrive/father's day and the first leg of the Bundesliga relegation play-off

>>76098739
thanks for the reminder

>>76098683
aki watzke is gonna buy sanches for 30 million + weigl in 2 years

>>76098683
>get goertzka for free
>play him in pokal matches and against the likes of shitty teams like dortmund and hamburg
>sell him back to schalke for 50 million euro

>>76098773
read >>76098470

>>76098898
>

>get goretzka for free
>let him play every game
>win everything

hello!!!

>>76099002
>

i miss der raabinator

goodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTwbDv3TtFw

>>76098683
>wish schalke still had Heldt

Yeah me too. That guy really ruined that garbage club.

>>76085408

>no Sokratis
>no Schmelzer
>Hummels
>Söyüncü

Pleb please...

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>>76099072
>i rate schmelzer

>>76099081

>he hasnt seen him play a single game all season

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>>76070971
>>76071028
>>76071102
>>76072245

Sure thing :-)

>>76099072
Hummels is Bayern's best defender

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>>76099092
you bet i have

>>76099129
https://fcbayern.com/de/club/fcb-ag/aufsichtsrat

>>76099130

That would be Martinez lad.

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>>76099146
*dabs towards the Eurol eagle*

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>>76099151
So Germans are perfectly happy for a club to be bankrolled by Allianz (revenue: €96 billion), Deutsche Telekom (revenue: €69 billion) and UniCredit (revenue: €19 billion), and for members of these businesses to sit on a club's board.

But as soon as a tiny Austrian sugared water manufacturer wants to do the same thing (revenue: just €5 billion), suddenly that's beyond the pale?

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>>76099301
yes

Hmm. Either I now watch the comfy pre-game studio until the Europa League final begins, or I watch the final two episodes of season 1 of the television series I am watching.

>>76099301

Its called hypocrisy friendo.

Not alot of people know that adidas owns 15% of Bayern for example.

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>>76099328
you could also neck yourself

>>76099328
I'm going with Europa League. Good pundits in studio and easier to have on in the background while I prepare dinner in a bit.

>>76099301
sponsors are a necessary evil but investors who seek profit for their monies are bad

>>76099301
>>76099325
>>76099355
There's a difference between shareholders, sponsors and sugar daddies you dumb fucks. Also, who gives a shit about Bayern, it's the other clubs in the Bundesliga that suffer and have no way to compete long term.

>>76099382

>There's a difference between shareholders, sponsors and sugar daddies you dumb fucks.

So youre that Matteschitz creating a long lasting project with great scouts, great youth academies and great infrastructure is worse than a billion dollar franchise owned by:

>Adidas
>Telekom
>Allianz
>UniCredit
.
.

>>76099407
but timo werner is a hurrenson xD

>>76099407
>>76099438
Guess what, there are other clubs in the Bundesliga than fucking Bayern. The whole point is that these other clubs can't hope to compete because of the complete lack of financial constraints for Leipzig. Bayer sold its shares to gain money and special access to better sponsoring, Leipzig fucking creates their money out of thin air.

Why would I give a single shit if I get shafted by Leipzig instead of Bayern you fucking retard. Bayern customers are actually the most welcoming fanbase in regards to Leipzig, because they don't have to feel threatened in any way. Clubs who get relegated or booted out of international football to make way for a gigantic advert are understandably pissed, wouldn't you say? What's the point of any competition when you have no way to compete?

The only people who don't give a shit are dumb fucks like you two who only care about "muh artificial Bayern rival, let's fix the problem of lacking competition by introducing another club that operates without any monetary constraints, fuck 80% of our customer base, LMAO."

KYS

>>76099499
>admits bindesliga is lacking competition

>complains that a guy actually tried to pump money into a team to compete with bayern

ummm sorry sweetie but there is literally no other way to attempt to compete with bayern

>>76099499
don't waste your time on those ignorant foreigners

>>76099648
>have a one team league
>make it into a two team league
>durr I fixed the problem

>>76099407
>>76099438
>>76099648
As always, RB bootlickers vanish or retort with meme-riddled garbage as soon as someone actually challenges their pathetic circlejerk.

The only reason why Leipzig is somewhat accepted is that we haven't passed the frustration threshold yet. Introduce another two or three plastic clubs in addition to Wolfsburg, Hoffenheim etc. and the people are going to have enough of this shit. No one wants to watch MB Stuttgart vs. Coca-Cola Düsseldorf.

This is the real and only hypocrisy here, you're leeching of the tradition of the established Bundesliga mythos while simultaneously embracing the destruction of it. And you're still claiming superiority just because we haven't reached the boiling point yet. Fuck you.

>>76099695
>>76099725
How exactly is competition supposed to increase in another way?


i would also argue that it does fix things a bit but I'd rather u enlighten me

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>>76099737
I think u are out of touch and the austrian bundesliga is the way of the future (sponsored team names and such)

no need to be so upset btw

>>76099781
Big if true.

I also disagree, but that should be obvious, my obese friend.

>Europa League final is tonight

Good job I checked. I would have tuned in tomorrow and been disappointed

>>76099013
hey

>>76099835
i am not obese

Can someone redpill me on >schalke's Wellenreuther, he just came to >our club

>>76099837
i might be watching too

>>76099861
Big if true.

>>76099837
>I would have tuned in tomorrow and been disappointed

see here
>>76098739

>>76099863
will probably do ok for wilhelm,
>>76099887
no, not big. small(petite)

>>76099863
ignore the music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V-c83vJCws

>>76099747
As you saw Leipzig was no match for Bayern this season. There was competition for maybe a third of the season until Bayern blew them the fuck out. You didn't fix anything, you just made a lot of people mad.

I would say to restrain Bayern's finances and spending power, but from what i've gathered Bayern has people in every corner of the administrative side of this industry, so that isn't likely.

>>76099951
>I would say to restrain Bayern's finances and spending power,
that literally is not fair

>>76099129
Don't (You) me

>>76099906
You remind me of my cat, he's dumb as fuck but we still love him.

He's so fucking dumb that he actually got stuck in the cat door, so maybe take that to heart and act accordingly.

Bundesliga? More like Bayern's liga.

>>76099928
Ah now I remember him from CL matches, is he at least consistent? Lamprou sometimes had great saves but sometimes also had huge fuckups like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ipkEw8YL3s
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHsA7ykOu9k

German players in the Europa League final: 0
Danish players in the Europa League final: 2

Hmmm

>>76099951
>As you saw Leipzig was no match for Bayern this season. There was competition for maybe a third of the season until Bayern blew them the fuck out. You didn't fix anything, you just made a lot of people mad.
It was their first season and without them Bayern would have won the league by decembre, also in the game 3 weeks ago Leipzig would have won if they would have actually quality on their bench to hold the lead

Already follow premier and la liga, i neee a bundes team to bandwa... i mean, /lifelong/

>>76100059
m8 hw4 travelled with (((ajax)))

>>76100070
just watch some highlights from recent years and then watch matches next season to see who you like

keep in mind the winner of bundesliga is all but predetermined, so you could just pick bayern munich if you want to be a huge faggot

>>76099986
You could argue that them having so much more money isn't fair either. I mean it's a complicated issue that would need detailed analysis in order to find an improvement and we're just shitposters on a chink cong sockpuppet emporium

>>76100024
I think so
>>76100059
what about Younes?

>>76100070
Hertha

>eurpoopa league final today and I didn't even know until literally one minute ago
That's hiw irrelevant it is lad

>>76100105
touche
>>76099996
aw shucks thx
>>76100070
leipzig

>>76100129
Ooops, forgot he's German

who is /bundesliga/ rooting for man utd or ajax?

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>>76096057
>Uli, get the paychecks

>>76100388
poonited

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>>76100463
good lad

>>76100388
the eternal jew

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when we meme wolfsburg into the 2. liga its gonna be our year lads

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>>76067478

>>76086229
I dont get this "canada existing" meme

>>76100526
if they unironically defeat die wolfe then they will unironically be my 2nd favorite team
>>76100536
their logo is very nice Tbh

>>76099325
Jej

>>76099355
Didn't know that, and yes it seems like complete hypocrisy to me. Especially when you have Bayer Leverkusen and Wolfsburg as well.

>but they grew out of workers' clubs!

But now they are owned and bankrolled by massive corporations.

>>76099377
>investors who seek profit for their monies are bad
But surely sponsorship is EXACTLY THAT? If they weren't profiting, why would they invest?

Also you speak as if Red Bull's main motivation here is to try and turn a profit from the club, instead of just marketing. I'm sure they want to cover their costs, but I'm pretty sure marketing is one of their main reasons for having the club.

Same with Volkswagen and Bayer owning their respective clubs. Do you not criticise them? Why not?

>>76099382
>There's a difference between shareholders, sponsors and sugar daddies you dumb fucks.
Indeed there is, but how is there a difference between RB Leipzig and Buyern in respect to these things?

They both have companies owning shares in them, they both have sponsors, they both effectively have "sugar daddies"

What's the difference? The only difference I can see is that the financial backing for Buyern is far larger!

>Also, who gives a shit about Bayern, it's the other clubs in the Bundesliga that suffer and have no way to compete long term.
You're right it is, so why are Germans mad that suddenly there's another club that's trying to compete with them, using the only instrument that can make such competition happen - money? Surely Germans should be relishing the fact that there's another challenger?

>>76100388
goals

I support Ajax

I support Denmark