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/mlb/ - papi edition

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1stros
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Heard you need some bullpen help, Washington
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>>76065205
This 2bqh
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The Goyers will win the NL west and Rockies tears will be delicious.
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>>76065210
Doubt
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asking as a resd fan
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MARINERS!
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What's his name again?
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>>76065234
based da share zone
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RANGERS
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>>76065262

i always knew you were alright, spaceman

lord have mercy when i finally make my minute maid trip, i have two exes in houston who i never want to see again
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>>76065287
Houston is a huge city, dude. Do they stalk you or something? Just don't tell then you're there
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>>76065217
This is not a playoff caliber rotation. Full stop.
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>>76065305

oh i won't, i'm just drunk and being a melodramatic baby

knowing my luck though, i'll either run into one or they'll notice my instagram posts or some shit
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Why are the Blue Jays such petty faggots?
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We coming for that number one pick
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>>76065287
They're whoring it up at Junction right now
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>>76065314
KEK I had no idea their starters were so bad.

But then again who would willingly pitch half their starts in Denver?
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>>76065314
>forgetting about John Gray, Chad Bettis and Hoffman
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>>76065336
Where exactly is Jon gray bro? Injured right? Chad Bettis is walking 5 guys per 4IP
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Cat wants prospects
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>>76065314
Look at
Charlie Morton
Mike Fiers
Joe Musgrove
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i am moving to florida, should I go to rays or marlins games or should I just fucking murder myself
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>>76065354
>Mike Fiers
This is a bad forced meme.
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>>76065354
Disastros are also not making it past the first round. Idk where this idea that Colorado and Houston is world series bound under these unsustainable performances with sample sizes of not eve 100IP. Remember how Jason Hamel had an ERA of 2.2 over the frost half of the season. Please tell me how his ERA ended up.
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>>76065365
How do you mean? He and Luke Gregerson are the weakest links in Astros pitching.
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>>76065255
Rick "Guaranteed Rate" Hahn
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>>76065354
>>76065336
So the Rox have a 10 man rotation? How odd.

>Freeland
>Senzatela
>Chatwood
>Anderson
>Gray
>Bettis
>Morton
>Fiers
>Musgrove
>Hoffman
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>>76065314
>2 best starters out
>lol, why does the rox rotation look bad?
>>76065347
Bettis has a career BB/9 of 3.2
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Consider this playoff rotation:
James Shields
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Tell me, /mlb/, who's the most handsome guy on your team?
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>>76065376
im looking forward to an astros rockies ws desu
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>>76065384
I was making a point with the Astros how good teams can have bad starters and still be solid.
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>>76065389
no one else id rather he in a big game
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>>76065387
Those 4 were the only ones with enough innings of sample size to register in MLB rankings.

Looks like the Rox "best starters" just haven't pitched enough to fuck up yet.
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>>76065390
Frosty
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>>76065397
Early in the season sure. It's not a sustainable model though. Especially with injuries, which kill your depth.
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>>76065390
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>>76065412
They probably won't be on the team for long, considering the Astros are actively looking for starters to replace them in the lineup.

All DL listings are minor (10 day) injuries. A pinched nerve in the neck of a pitcher and a minor concussion on a catcher. As long as they don't play too many rough or dirty teams they should be fine.
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>>76065236
Gonna be a good series next week desu
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>>76065314
Those numbers are inflated because of a few bad starts at Coors
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>>76065314
Half their starts are at Coors. Take a look at their road ERA.
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>>76065436
good thing they only play half their games at coors
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>>76065336
Hoffman has a 5+ ERA

Gray has never been consistently good and is dead anyway

Bettis has never had an ERA below 4.5.
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>>76065433
Sounds like absolutely everything the mest fans shouted before they collapsed.
>minor injury
>they'll be fine
>we can make trades
>they'll be fine

Best of luck to you. You wouldn't want to be put on blast 3 months from now when Yorke looking up at the rags /mlb/ doesn't forget.
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>>76065336
Any news on Bettis' cancer treatment? Do we know when he will return?
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>next year in december im going to austrailia and living with a friend for 2 weeks
>might get to stay and additional 2 weeks to scout the Perth Heat and live off an mlb paycheck during that time for a team im unwilling to disclose b/c you fags might try to ruin it for me

literally found this out 30 mins ago, im crazy with excitement

>aussie comfy baseball
>aussie girls are among the hottest in the world (mostly white and asian or mixes between those two breeds)
>dat fucking aussie accent is GOAT on females

best part

>gf isn't going
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Honestly though we get to having a few yuks sometimes but honestly, someone please, for the love of god, PLEASE tell me where all these Rockies fans came from? ZERO Rockies fans for years, and now that the team's good everyone's a lifelong fan.
Wow.
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>>76065453
Your (You), sir.
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If the disastros and fruity pebbles allow the rags and dodgers to take first place you're all getting pissed on.
Fucking idiots talking like you already clinched the division and playoff birth lol.

What's more funny is that all you mfers won't even be here for thr humiliation parade
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>>76065443
My point is that Coors makes pitching numbers look bad. Even Kershaw has an ERA of 4.58 at Coors
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>>76065453
This.
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>>76065452
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>>76065364

> i am moving to florida
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>>76065453
Someone humor me

Why does this post always come up for almost every fucking team?

>where did all these jays fans come from
>where where did all these royals fans come from
>where did all these metss fans come from
>where did all these cubs fans come from
>where did all these yankees fans come from
>where did all these indians fans come from
>where did all these astros fans come from
>where did all these rockies fans come from

If every fanbase supposedly comes from nowhere are there any teams out there who always have fans according to your dumb ass?
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>>76065483
Every one of those teams besides the Rockies had some presence before the bandwagon hit.
There were zero, literally zero Rockies fans on /mlb/ for at least two years. Saying otherwise is incorrect.
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>>76065483
For years there hadn't been any Astros and Rockies fans. Before 2014 no Royal fans. Before 2015 no mets fans. Before 2017 little Yankee fans.

Notice how all these teams were shit and had no fans before they got good?

Where are the SFG fans on 2017? Answer me that.
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>>76065507
>people don't shitpost on /mlb/ when their team is bad
>people want to shitpost when their team is good
This isn't hard.
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>>76065499
>>76065499
>There were zero, literally zero Rockies fans on /mlb/ for at least two years

Because we're only now anything more than 'slightly above decent' and have an engine to shitpost with lol
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>>76065514
So you agree it's a bandwagon then? That's all. Thank you.
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>>76065507
See, I'm not even trying to meme like this guy. There were SOME Astros fans, one guy peppered some posts in about the Astros every rare blue moon.
There were -zero-, quite literally and unironically ZERO Rockies fans on /mlb/ prior to April of 2017.
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>>76065514
No it makes you a shitty fan if you aren't posting even when your team sucks.
>>76065507
>>76065499
You fags were supposed to answer Mariners fans.
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>>76065519
>people not shitposting when >they suck means that there is a bandwagon
lmao
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>>76065483
>>76065483
>>76065483
This.
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>>76065519
>""""""""""""""""""""""""bandwagon""""""""""""""""""""""""
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Lifelong Rockies fan here
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>>76065514
I cant believe theres actually people out there who believe or go by this
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>>76065476

Looks aussie as fuck(which is awesome). I'm actually 1/4th aussie myself, grandpa met grandma on shore leave when his USN destroyer was in port for minors repairs during WWII. I'm sure she was an upstanding lady lol...

Regardless, I can't wait to go to Australia.

The only other country I'd want to visit would be Japan. The rest are Arab infested disgusting shitholes. Maybe Ireland, but I'm sure the "multiculturalism" may have infested them by now sadly.
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>>76065539
this, when your team is bad there is nothing else to do but shitpost
Unless of course you're not a real fan and don't even watch the games when they're not good, surely no one here does that
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Luis Robert
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>>76065551

and drink...heavily.
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>>76065551
Oh, I shitposted. I just didn't shitpost about the rockies.
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>>76065560
>>76065554
>>76065551
>>76065541
>>76065539
>5 straight whos posters
How does such an irrelevant team achieve this?
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>>76065390
Newly acquired Chase d'Arnaud is quite nice
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>>76065541

japan will hate you

europe is wonderful, but enjoy thinking the world is as simple as /pol/ makes it out to be
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Cole Hamels desu
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>>76065566
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>>76065448
We will just have to wait and see but I'm optimistic about it.
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>>76065561
You shit posted just not on /sp/ right
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>>76065554
off by one.webm
>>76065566
we're powered by the Man
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>>76065573
Meant to reply to >>76065390

sorry guys I'm drunk
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>>76065575
>taste the arrow
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Just checkin in still here too hey guys hey white sox guys how about that AL Central huh so nice of division
The best the best the best
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>>76065579
>implying
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Eh, faggots can get mad about Rockiesposting and accuse people of being >bandwagoners

Faggots can get mad about people wanting to talk about their historically good-for-nothing team doing well for the first time since 2007.

Faggots can also get mad that some people post images of anime girls wearing different team snapbacks.

But if faggots get mad regardless of reason, I can at least collect on some laughs and maybe a few (You)s. Shit's all good to me.
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>>76065587
I couldnt quite completely make out that jumble of words but yes I agree
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>>76065597
where where you when Kershaw fucked you two weeks ago? You were shitposting for the whole series and into that game until about the 2nd inning. Then you were gone. Poof. No where to be found for days.
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>>76065566
We're all degenerates.
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>>76065613
Not that guy, but you sound like a crazy girlfriend right now.
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>>76065571

japan is submissive to the US, they know when china comes to get vengeance for nanking they will need to USN Fleet to protect them. im sure visiting there would be no problem.

i visited germany, austria, hungry, czech, france, england in 2004 after finishing high school.

favorite cities: munich, saltzburg, vienna, budapest, london EVERY PLACE ELSE, then paris

i have no intention on returning to the EU, it has definitely got worse with the arab infestation since i was there. i rather remember it as a 18 year old innocently partying and drinking with girls i could barely communicate with but loved our "american" accent. when i told them i was from chicago they thought i was a gangster badass lol.

>>76065566
this>>76065623
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>>76065613
Kershaw always brings trouble, though, that's to be expected. Fantastic pitcher.
Found it interesting that he said he likes the challenge of pitching at Coors, good dude.
>>76065638
lol
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>>76065597
Shut the fuck up you retarded weeaboo piece of shit.
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>>76065696
Creative. Thanks for the (You), big guy.
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I could surprise bunt my way on base against any one of y'all in this thread tbqhwuj
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>>76065696
You do realize 4chan was created for anime, right?

t. Astro
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>>76065714
prolly lol
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>>76065718
If this board were for anime, it would say "/sp/ - Sports and Anime".
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>>76065507

hi
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>>76065364
>i am moving to florida, should I go to rays or marlins games or should I just fucking murder myself
if you're really bored and dont mind subjecting yourself to st. pete, i guess you can go but the trop is pretty fucking depressing. meme stadium. go see some soccer or something.
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>>76065507
>Where are the SFG fans on 2017?

I still post here all day everyday you shit talking bitch. Just not always about my team
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You can tell Giants fans are here when every piece of bait gets took.
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>mfw tebow is finally signed and by the grace of our lord and savior Jesus Christ, the tebow dynasty is born
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>>76066010
>Dutch sauce
>not Hollandaise sauce
missed opportunities
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>>76065453
>Zero

Maybe you're just fucken blind, kiddo
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>>76065507
Oh hello there.
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>>76066010
GOD DAMN IT DEREK WHY COULDN'T YOU PITCH LIKE THAT FOR US?
YOU WERE THE DUTCH OVEN. YOU COULD HAVE BEEN GREAT.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>mfw I contributed to chasing all the disgusting mest fans off of /sp/.
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Jays tbqhwy
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>>76066665
fuck you and fuck your boreball
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>>76066721
isn't that froggy dead?
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>>76066731
does he look dead you stupid bitch?
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>>76066742
ye
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>portugal
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>east coasters
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>>76065192
>Los Angeles player
>uses a Mexican gang sign as a pitch grip

What did Kershaw mean by this?
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>wake up
>orlando is kill
F
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>>76065507
>Before 2017 little Yankee fans.
You're just shitposting right? Or do you actually believe this? The Yankees always had a lot of fans in their gamethreads before this season
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>>76067476
Of course it's a troll lol.

>There haven't been Yankees fans for years
>There haven't been Astros fans

3 years ago I saw both all the time. Plus, assuming that a team had no fans because none of them posted on a Manchurian fish fillet slurping forum board is stupid as fuck.

It's safe to assume every team has fans, except for the Rangers and Dodgers.
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>>76067352
Who?
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>>76067595
Paulo Orlando, Royals (were on AAA)
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>wake up and realize I don't live in Miami

Feels good mang
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>the yankees get yet another series against the 'kansas city free wins'

not a fan
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Why are fans allowed to select the all stars?
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>>76068580
Because it's a popularity contest.
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>>76068580
No good reason, really
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>>76068580
Is home field in the WS still determined by the ASG?

If so, then fans shouldn't be allowed to pick. Maybe a couple bench guys, but not the whole squad.

But this is the only All Star game in sports that looks somewhat like real a comp. Should let the best of each side duke it out tbqh famabama.
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>>76065643

please, for your own sake, stop reading /pol/
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>this isn't even the worst trade in Marlins history
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>>76068580
Originally the only way to vote was to go to the games and drop in a paper ballot. This was the number of votes corresponded to a teams attendance. Now you can just do it online and it ruins everything.
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>>76068787
pizza's best years were with the dodgers anyway
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>>76068852
too bad he hates the dodgers now i guess
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>>76068787
>tripfags in charge of taking screenshots
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>>76068867
I still don't understand that

he hates them because they didn't offer him a lot of money? they practically bred the kid to be a major league player when no one wanted to give him a chance

how do dodger fans even feel about that?
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>>76068787

nice screenshot, chief
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>>76068787
>Preston Wilson
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Todd's bat sucks this year and instead he now seems to be playing 4d baseball
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reminder piazza is a faggot
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>>76068877
>>76068897
kek
>>76068894
he hates them because they traded him to the marlins rather than paying him what he wanted in FA. he also gets on vin scully in his book for turning the fans against him or something.

idk how much of it is actually true, other than the trading him to avoid paying him part, but you can't act like he OWED them any more at that point. sure they were the reason he made it to the majors, but he had been the best catcher in baseball, and arguably the best player in baseball for a couple years, for 6 years before this dispute happened. he had more than repaid that initial due.
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>>76065390
no question
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Oh, and it looks like he's swinging a garden hose out there!
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>>76068787
>Marlels

Top fucking kek m8. Most embarrassing franchise in professional sports.
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>>76069101

SANTA MARIA
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MULTIPLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEi7CsB7j3g
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>>76068913
when did fags even start watching sports?
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>>76068908
>throwing his bat at the ball for a 2 run single
>scoring on a sac fly bunt

He has clearly transcended beyond our level of understanding this year.
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>>76069136
The Marlins have at least won the World Series twice. Are all fairweather trips this retarded?
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>>76069283
>muh past rings
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>>76069300
>The "most embarrassing franchise in sport" has won two more rings than your shit team
Put your trip back on, fairweather fan.
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>>76068655
Home field advantage used to be decided in the ASG, but they got rid of it starting this year. This time it'll be determined by whoever has the better record of the two teams playing.
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>"The Gwinnett Braves (Class AAA; International League) are preparing for a major change, as the club is undertaking a rebranding process."
>"The organization has partnered with Brandiose, a renowned sports marketing company based in San Diego, to work through the renaming, rebranding and other tasks involved in the project."
>The organization has partnered with Brandiose
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>>76065434
>mariners "pitchers" in Colorado
At least the offense is good
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>>76065470
Give me each guys road era
I dont care enough to check
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>>76065390
If I knew nothing about Bryant...I'd sleep with him.
But after seeing his dog-ugly wife I wouldnt give him time of day for his poor life choices.
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>Ubaldo Jimenez (1-2, 6.52 ERA) vs. Kyle Gibson (0-4, 8.20 ERA)

Spicie
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>>76069414
>Brandiose, a renowned sports marketing company based in San Diego
They should start with their own company.

I can't decide whether I like "Brand Slam" or "BRANDAMN ALLCAPSIC LLC" more.
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>>76069471
I couldn't be bothered to look up every pitcher's ERA, so I just looked up the team's road ERA.
It is 3.56, 2nd best in baseball.
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Rate my vote bros
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>>76069911
>Trout supposed to be the greatest player of all time
>hidden in corner outfield
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>>76069906
Now i need to know their road offense
Also, record against non nlw opponents
Anyone looks good playing against the nlw
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A S T R O S

B E T
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>>76069838
It's going to be a total cocktease where no one scores until the 8th
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>>76069967
Rockies road offense:
.244/.312/.400/.712 (But it has been getting better this road trip)
Record out of division
10-7
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>mfw the Atlanta Braves are unironically second place in the NL East
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>Reminder that the Cleveland Indians blew a 3-1 series lead against the Chicago Cubs
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>>76070124
Go Tribe
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>>76067595
A 30-year-old eternal AAA guy who played almost half a season for the Royals in 2015 and most of 2016. He was a speedy guy who could make good contact but was pretty lousy in the outfield. Tall, Brazillian and funny looking, he was a 3rd or 4th place fan favorite because of the novelty.
They brought him back in 2017 and he was tuuuuuurible. His big league career is 100% over. He was fun for a little bit, though!

>>76067352
Ure a nice guy remembering ol Paulo like that ty
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>>76070151
That's not Chief Wahoo, learn your baseball mascot history
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>>76070146
>silencing all those tomahawk chops
Epic job, well done

Bear down Chicago Cubs!
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>>76070158
>his wigwam warriors aren't brave
Coward
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>>76070166
The Tomahawk Chop is for the Braves, not the Indians
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>>76070190
>Americans
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>>76070074
That offense isnt great but overall the rockies look ok
You have my permission to be excited about this season
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>>76070166
>>76070146
I care more that they ended the even year meme
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Uh guys, what's going on right now?
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>>76070229
^This...EMPHATICALLY
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>>76070229
They had it coming

>muh GOAT Kershaw
>muh Magic Johnson bucks
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mark texiera is a faggot prove me wrong
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this nigga wanna be machado so bad hahaha
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>>76070328
That was a good play desu
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>>76070351
It's just sad.. he makes everything look 10x harder than it should be

Yesterday may have been his best defensive game I've ever seen though
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>Angels & Twins next
>Trout always struggles @ the Trop

Time to make up ground vs. the Sox
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>>76070469
>.362/.464/.660 with an OPS of 1.124 and 4 HRs is struggling for Mike Trout
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>>76070469
Will you stop watching if they don't make up ground to the Sox?
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>>76070547
He's an admitted fairweather fan. Why would he know this?
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>>76070547
Considering the shallow depth of the outfield, he should have better numbers. can't wait for the roider to get booed tonight.
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>>76070568
>god-tier stats
>struggling
Made me (You)
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>>76070554
I'll stop watching when Bucs pre-season starts. Unless they're still competitive (1st/2nd place).
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Disgusting.
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>>76070578
You honestly think I would have Trout's stats on hand? Not a nerd like y'alls, I just watch games and drink my IPAs
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>>76070568
Tropicana is statistically his best stats all around outside of the ALW with 50+ PA
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>>76070627
Not park-adjusted tho right? Just raw?
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>>76070609
>Say that Mike Trout struggles at Trop
>Get proven wrong
>"Haha you guys are nerds, why would I know that? XD"
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>>76070640
It's not that serious my man
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>>76070646
I come in peace man, just friendly bantz. Was expecting some Angels fan to respond but I guess they're at work or w/e
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>>76070679
Aight leafbro, thanks for being a bud and not just yelling at me.
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Mike Trout sucks
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>>76070680
>fairweather
>tripfag
>admits that he'll abandon they team if they aren't at least in second place
>Obviously doesn't know anything about players or stays
>"bantz"
sure thing bud
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If Mike Trout had boobs, that would really be something.
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>>76070726
Football fans are truly cancerous
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>>76070726
You keep saying fairweather like it's an inherently bad thing. Plus assuming you're that yaks fan from before your fanbase is loaded with trips
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Is this the new Tiki/Mo'Lester bit?
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>>76070757
Tiki was never this pathetic
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>>76070737
I know what you're trying to prove but it doesn't work when you say something out of your ass rather than just out of ignorance.
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>>76070750
>You keep saying fairweather like it's an inherently bad thing.
why yes it is
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I kissed a million boys at Gaytown for free Cubs tickets, no homo! Nothing wrong with being fairweather.
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>>76070797
I bet you're a fairweather for your secondary sports as well.
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Why is LMJ so fun to watch, brehs?
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>>76070817
Nope
You're just pathetic
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>>76070826
Big hair don't care

All teams and organizations aren't created equal. The Rays are indeed pathetic but I'm not.
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Happy b-day to one of the hottest hitters in the sport
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>>76070838
>but I'm not
>tripfag fairweather fag
lol yes you are
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>people giving a self admitted fairweather tripfag (yous)

You know, as bad as guys like dg and bajp are, at least they stick by their shitty teams all the time and not just only when they're good.
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>>76070826
>You're just pathetic

we're all on /sp/, my guy
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>>76070854
how is .500 'fairweather'? We're 3 games out of a wildcard
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>it's another falseflagger puts on a trip to LARP for (yous) thread
Why does everyone always fall for this shit here
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>I'll stop watching when Bucs pre-season starts. Unless they're still competitive (1st/2nd place).
>we
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>>76070880
Because it's the easiest way to troll.
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>>76070880
Especially seeing how people already traced his trip back to being a giants fan in like 2014.
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>Since the start of the 2011 season through the end of the 2016 campaign, Rays catchers have slashed .209/.277/.326 with an average of 11 HR a year at the position. They’ve combined to put a wRC+ of 70 and a total of 3.1 fWAR.

Is that good?
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>>76070847
>Tfw Dick saves my lineup yet another week
>now backed with Just Dingers Martinez
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Which team in each league has the most players on it?
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>>76070904
I actually recently changed my trip to make it more safe. It was initially just 3 repeating numbers which is why i'm gathering someone else had it.
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>>76070906
No
100 wrc is average
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>>76070737
>>76070784
wait, what
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>>76070737
>>76070784
>>76070931
Yeah, what exactly DID he MEAN by this?
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>we coulda got Weiters but Nationals had more money

This is something yankees fans will enver have to deal with.
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>putting up crappy excuses when people discovered his shitty trip
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>Only watching a team when it's successful, but not sticking around for the hard times
Don't call yourself a fan of a team if you do this, regardless of the sport. You're a fan of their success. If you were actually a fan of the team, you'd watch them through the bad times too.
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>>76070931
Don't worry I was probably overthinking it. I thought you were trying to prove a point.
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>>76070967
Preach it
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>be a part-time fan of one of the most boring teams of all time
>make countless posts about your team even though literally nobody wants to discuss them
your not cool
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>>76070967
People still watch when shit hits the fan, they just don't shitpost.
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>>76070988
White Sox fans are stupid. Come cheer for the Cubs or do like I do and be a fan of whoever's winning.
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>>76070967
Sports are entertainment, nothing more nothing less. I wouldn't watch the Bucs if they were ran poorly as well.

if you honestly care more about perceived loyalty than your precious time on this Earth, than more power to ya, but that's not how most people are.
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>>76070960
Yes, the Yankees have signed every single big free agent in history. Remember when Greg Maddux signed with the Yankees after they offered him a contract? Or Cliff Lee? What a lucky team, that has signed every good free agent they've offered money to, and has never been bit in the ass by a free agent's contract.
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>>76071000
You forgot your trip steve
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>>76070857
steve is now my most hated tripfag.. knows nothing about baseball and doesn't give a shit about his own team.. which I doubt he'll watch in a few years anyway.. just wish people would stop replying to the fucking retard
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76071000
lol no
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>>76070996
this 2bh
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>>76071007
You're a spoiled brat you know that. There's obviously not ONLY one team that has a payroll similar to the Yankees, but I assure you that the Rays are not among them.
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>>76071004
How do you find a team entertaining if you are only around for the success then? If you don't experience the failure, success means nothing.
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Tampa Bay is a bandwagon city that doesn't deserve to have any teams.
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>>76071014
The minute I found another Rays fan on this board I will find my new best friend and this will all be worth it.
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>>76070996
I find that dumb. I'd still post and read and talk about my team all the time even if their shit. You sort of have fun with the shittiness. Otherwise just watching them suck alone like is just going to spiral into sad depression.

You know what they say, if you can't laugh at yourself...
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>>76071038
they'll be out of that city within 15 years anyway. just let him shitpost for now. he'll be a braves fan or some shit eventually
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>>76071046
I'm a Rays fan.
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>>76070996
t. lifelong Rockies fan
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>>76071038
Yeah, why don't people shit on all the Yankees and Mets fans around here? I'm more of a rays fan than 90% of baseball-watchers in my county!
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>>76071060
He's not welcome in Barves Country.
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>>76070972
>If Mike Trout had boobs
>I was probably overthinking it
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>>76071029
Building a team around free agents has been proven time and time again to be extremely ineffective. If the Rays had good management and a good FO they'd be just as good as any other team.

I really don't understand why you're an admitted fairweather fan, yet 90% of your posts are complaining about how the Rays suck. You stop watching literally the second they start sucking, so stop complaining about it.
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>>76070996
Wew, lad.
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>>76071061
Hi :3
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>>76071052
Also to add to this, it helps you be proud of being a fan of your team. To be able to have the character traits to stay positive and engaging while your team sucks just makes you a better person and you feel better too. Especially in the face of all the casuals and bandwagoners these days.
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>>76071073
my bad.. the marlins that is lol
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>>76071095
Hi. Now kill yourself and get out of my city. If I ever see you in Clearwater I will personally gouge your eyes out.
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>>76071086
>yet 90% of your posts are complaining about how the Rays suck.

Uhh, what? Honestly this team is way overperforming considering our batting approach (le dinger guys). Starting pitching has been a surprise. Bullpen has blown a fat load but that was expected. I don't really know what to think year to year cuz I don't follow trades and such, but the product has been decent and that's why I still watch. Doesn't mean I can't have complaints just like any normal fan?
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>gleyber torres promoted to AAA just in time to see him when he comes to rochester ny next month
I only go to the yankee AAA team when they come to my city. very excited- something bandwagon fans don't care or know about since they don't follow their team
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>>76071099
I'd kill myself before I was a Fish fan. They have a Dodgers baseball culture in a place like that doesn't want or care about it
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>>76071150
>he doesn't follow all his team's minor league affiliates game to game

Fucking casuals

joking aside, I'm pretty jelly you can actually see your minor league team play. I don't think I'll ever be able to get to charlotte. At least to see the knights for one game isn't really a good excuse to travel that way.
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>>76071150
I only go to minor league games because I prefer the minor leagues to the majors.
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>>76070737
>>76070784
>>76070972
lel what are you doing
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>>76071052
It is dumb, but it's just how most operate.
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>>76071130
>Doesn't mean I can't have complaints just like any normal fan?
When you're a self admitted fairweather fan, complaining about the team makes you look even more like a fag. Constantly complaining about the lack of budget and poor management is retarded when you only follow the team when they're successful. If you stop watching when thing aren't going well, why does the shitty management and payroll matter so much to you?
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>>76071174
I was about to say.. I would have to be a fucking twins fan to care about the red wings and that has and never will be in the picture (before that they were the orioles affiliate.. but I live upstate and love the yanks so if the AAA team comes I show up
>>76071175
it's comfy as shit only because nobody bothers me and most games have fireworks and shit. I love it and most of the people at games don't care about the game anyway
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>>76070960
The Rays signed Wilson Ramos long before the Nationals got Weiters, you fucking idiot. Ramos is arguably better than Weiters, and they are both question marks when it comes to their injury history. Quit fucking complaining.
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>>76071205
SPACEYYYYY

you ready for that Astros v Tiggers game?!
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>>76071219
You're honestly brainwashed if you would follow your team if they continually told your fanbase 'Fuck you, we're not gonna spend' year in and year out again. Imagine if your team won 60 games year after year after year. The only way to speak up is with your wallet. It's not like I don't enjoy watching baseball. It's a great sport and my 2nd favorite.
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>>76071322
Who the fuck do you think you're talking to on this board?
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>>76071356
Forgive him. He is a casual who doesn't understand baseball and how loyal we are.
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>>76065411
David Robertson tho
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>>76071386
Going to need a side by side comparison here.
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Scott Braun is a flaming homosexual
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>>76071390
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>>76071279
I'm pumped, man. Not happy I don't get to see Keuchel, but it's still gonna be fun. Peacock has been solid, and I'll most likely get to see Devo today.
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HE GONE
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>>76071390
just drop the trip.. what are you fucking accomplishing?
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>>76071422
Fuck Utley, tho, seriously.

They need to black ball that nigga from the league. Plays too dirty.
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First time posting here on /mlb/. Just as a quick intro, I’m a White Sox fan, been so my whole life. I’ve vacationed in Florida a handful of times, and I’m heading down there again in September. I will be in the Tampa area for a day and the Rays are at home, so I definitely want to head to the Trop for a game. The Rays are also playing the Cubs that night, so I will definitely cheer hard for the Rays!

Anyways, any recs on a nice hotel to stay at in St Pete or Tampa? Things to see and do during the day? Preferred seating sections at the Trop for the game?

My apologies if this is the wrong spot to post this, I figured I would get a better chance at a response here during the recent events.

I’ve always admired/rooted for the Rays (when they’re not playing the Sox). I watch quite a few Rays games through MLB.tv as well. Anyways, thanks for any of the tips and responses that you all may post.
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Lmao no more Rays "fans."
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>>76071407
>Fucking Kelly Nash
>Ripped

Stay mad
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>>76071442
>First time posting here on /mlb/
Oh no it isn't
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>>76071431
>Not happy I don't get to see Keuchel, but it's still gonna be fun. Peacock has been solid, and I'll most likely get to see Devo today.

HELLYEA!

I'm hoping we acquire Jose Quintana so we can have two lethal lefties on the team desu. I have good vibes about this series against the Tigers.
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>>76071444
there never were rays fans.. they rooted for other teams.. sometimes from san fransicko
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>>76071469
Doin god's work here
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>>76071442
>I’ve always admired/rooted for the Rays (when they’re not playing the Sox)

You're in the right spot. Ask Tampa Bay Steve.
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>>76071442
Yes my friend, thanks for the question. Avalon is pretty decent downtown, I would recommend there if you have a bit of money. What kind of things are you looking to eat/do around there? We can meet up if you want
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>>76071442
>First time posting here on /mlb/. Just as a quick intro, I’m a White Sox fan, been so my whole life.
>whos do well and the bandwagoners come flooding out of the woodworks again
Where have I seen this movie before?
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>>76071442
>>76071493
>being so pathetic that you samefag being a Rays fan
Not even Jints fans are this embarrassing.
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>>76071503
I see a newfriend is experiencing samefagging and falseflagging for the first time>>76071469
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>>76071503
>lose 10 of last 14
>doing well
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>>76071530
Everyone's a bandwagon faggot here, I'd just ignore it
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What team will Hunter Greene get drafted to?
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Possible Cobb trade scenarios? Yankees might dish out some prospects for him since they need pitching
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>>76071547
Every game should be required to end on a play at the plate
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>>76071566
because you don't know baseball or the yankees.. Hal said he's not letting go of torres or any *top* prospects.. more than likely we use people from our farm or buy lower tier pitchers.. this year is not a year we were supposed to win

http://riveraveblues.com/2017/05/hal-says-the-yankees-arent-looking-to-trade-away-prospects-but-they-will-be-active-in-free-agency-154048/
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>>76071556
>What team will Hunter Greene get drafted to?
Rangers
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Tripfags of /mlb/, what are your biggest confessions that you can't say because you'll get called out for it?

Mine is that I have a certain AL West rival's poster on my wall and cheer for him when he's not playing us
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>>76071547
Is he blocking the plate with his body?
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>>76071611
I have gay fantasies involving pissboi. I'm Tampa Bay Steve btw.
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>>76071611
But every baseball fan has a Mike Trout poster on their wall. How is that a "biggest confession"?
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>>76071469
how do I do this
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>>76071613
He's behind the foul line so no
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>>76071613
You're allowed to do that if the throw takes you there
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Best trip: MMR
Worst: Spaceman
Overrated: Texas Yankees
Underrated; Tampa Bay Steve
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>>76071634
Good play nonetheless.
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Are Yankees fans still masturbating to that one lucky Judge catch?
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>>76071639
Tampa Bay Steve take your fucking trip off.
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>>76071639
Nah. Worst trip is molester.
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>>76071639
>best trip is a girl
Go fucking figure
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>>76071652
He did
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>>76071653
He barely even posts anymore. He's a family man he's been very busy lately
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>>76071613
>Is he blocking the plate with his body?
You want to see someone blocking a plate, check this shit out

http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/11493214/v1237303883/must-c-cannon-bautista-cuts-down-mercado-at-home/?game_pk=486915
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>>76071652
Well technically i'm underrated since I'm not as bad as mo, aj periznski, dodgers shitposters, etc. Underrated doesn't mean good.
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>>76071666
Truly this was the work of satan
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>>76071407
>>76071468
holy shit he is /fit/
http://www.pictaram.com/media/1298952929260097262_1462243143
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>>76071679
>Truly this was the work of satan
Worst part is, I remember them saying that was a clean out!
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>>76071677
The whos are under .500 for the 5th year in a row and BAJP is still posting

What will you do in that same situation?

Your fairweather ass can't compare to garbage let alone even bajp
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>>76071699
Whos are hardly the mark of a failure franchise, they won in 2005.

The holy trinity is the dads, mariners, and rays.
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Thoughts?
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Haven't kept up with my Sox since they went to shit after 2005, how's our new prospects looking lads?
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>>76071738
Sox/Rays fan here, pretty dang good actually. Garcia is a legend
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@76071738
This bait isn't even trying anymore
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>tampabaysteve is so asshurt he's flaseflagging as a who's fan
lol
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>>76071730
1 and 8 are the only bust
>but muh potential for buxton
he swings after pitchers 5 minutes after they have been thrown
>but muh shines of potential on giolito
>muh 500mph fastball that goes miles away from the plate
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>>76071730
He's already eclipsed them all.

>greater baseball IQ
>doesn't give a fuck
>GG caliber OF and 1B
>doesnt give a fuck
>has a big cock to fuck your daughter with
>doesn't give a fuck
>has a big dick
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>>76071715
>muh past rings
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>>76071765
It's mostly whos fans calling him out on his fairweatherness so his pathetic false flags are even more embarrassing. This is pretty funny to watch.
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>your team
>your secondary teams
>favorite team in your division
>teams you used to root for

>White Sox
>Braves, Brewers, Rays
>Twins
>Cubs, Cardinals as a kid
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>>76071813
>White Sox
>Cubs
>Tigers
>Yankees
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>76071813
>secondary teams
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>>76071813
You are a sad, strange little man Tampa Bay Steve.
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This false flag would be a little bit more believable if he had chose an actual successful team instead.
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>your team
>who you would give up for Cobb at the deadline

>White Sox
>Quintana
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>>76071813
>Dads
>Jints, A's, Angels
>Jints
>N/A
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Soxbro here lads, anyone wanna go see my Cubbies play? My treat. I know some guys that can hook us up.
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>>76071825
This is basically 4 false-flags all in one post. I'm impressed.
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>>76071867
You would be considering you made the post.
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>>76071845
kek this
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Congrats on impersonating me you fucking fags. Can't impersonate anonymous though. MUhAHAHHAHAHHAA
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>>76071882
>Pujols
I thought he was finished? What happened?
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>>76071900
How the hell are you posting as me?
>>
Can someone tell me why there are never early games on Mondays?
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If Mike Trout had boobs I would bandwagon the Braves. Go Tribe!
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>this thread
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Can you guys imagine if Mike Trout was a girl?
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>>76070996
Always been this
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>Oh hey Mike
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>>76071967
Why are there so many Mariners fans and posts then?
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>>76071920
wtf
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>>76071979
You mean April?
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>>76071979
mariners were competitive last year until the final day of the season and have one of the best offenses this year. they are anything but a bad team, they just have bad luck (with injuries, bull collapses, etc).
>>
I've always been here, if you ever read internet lore

any forum is 90% lurkers, 10 % posters

Why speak if you have nothing to say?
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>>76065390
stupid sexy randal grichuk
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>>76072017
Because you're bored
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I honestly wish I was born a yankees fan. Life would be easy and I'd prob have a girlfriend by now.
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>>76071945
mite b cool

>mickey fish wid a poon
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Mike would make a pretty girl juding by his mom
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>>76072017
>I've always been here
kek
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>>76072029
When I'm bored I pretend to be a Rockies Fan, wait holy shi---

ABANDON SHIIIIIP
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>>76072055
Rockies Faggot.
>>
Feels pretty good knowing the Ms cant lose today
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>>76072047
Imagine growing up a fan of your baseball team and raising a daughter to be their fan too, then having her get drafted by a team on the other side of the country, knowing that she's taking all their dicks like a filthy little whore. Then buying a jersey for that team just so you can root for her. Then all her teammates/rapists get to look at you branding yourself with their gang symbols. "Well look at that, her mom belongs to us too."

I don't ever want to feel those parental feels. I'm glad Mike Trout is not my daughter.
>>
>>76072124
They are the only team to ever lose on an off day.
>>
>>76070996
Some of the best shitposting in /sp/ baseball history has been by teams way below .500
>>
>>76072124
I've heard this one before. yawn. Just kill yourself honestly.
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>>76072168
No bullying Marinyas
>>
>>76072154
All the more reason people should just continue their shitposting regardless.
>>
>>76072177
Sorry chief, forgot that they did nothing wrong and pose no realistic threat to our 2020 eries run.
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>>76072182
Now people are getting it
>>
My team is 10 games under .500 (won't say who it is), but sometimes I literally type up a whole post about prospects that need to come up or players that desperately need to be benched, furrow my brow, then promptly delete it because I figure no one cares. I guess I should just hit enter from now on.
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>>76072221
As long as you dont do it with a trip
>>76072207
>tfw you forget to reset the fields after being done with a joke
>>
What would realistically give up for Kershaw if you were forced into rebuilding mode.
>>
Are the white sox gonna be good in a few years?
>>
>>76072259
Kershaw is like Trout, he's untradable.
>>
>it's impossible for the Cubs to be bad because they won the WS the year before

Is this stupidity or homerism?
>>
>#Mariners rank 29th in MLB in team ERA (4.86) & dead last in bullpen ERA (5.44).
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>>76072286
Define 'good'
Define 'a few years'
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>>76072221
If you are that jintsbro who keeps talking shit about Evans and Bochy, you can just go ahead and keep deleting your nonsense before sharing it.

>>76072259
World Series aspirations. That goes for every team.
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>>76072286
Probably
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>>76072242
Oh, sorry, allow me to put my trip back on.
>>
>>76072289
stupidity

the real saying should be

Its impossible to be mad or say bad things about the cubs if they are bad because they won the WS the year before
>>
Would you date the FemTrout?
>>
>>76072287
Why is that? One pitcher's value means nothing in the grand scheme of things, a starting pitcher has never won a Series himself
>>
the fuck is going on in this thread
>>
>>76072221
I would highly prefer actual baseball talk over trip/namefaggotry faggotry

But do try to at least do your homework and be knowledgeable on your topics or if not, at least present arguable or discussable points
>>
I'd fuck Mike Trout desu
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>>76072323
>rags
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>>76072259
>>76072287
When Kershaw gets hot he's arguably more valuable than Trout. Realistically you can't make a trade for Kershaw because he'll opt out in 2 season to resign again for 250M if he didn't have that opt-out he would be worth too much for any team to seriously consider.
>>
>>76072323
the usual gay shit that goes on in /mlb/
>>
>When Kershaw gets hot he's arguably more valuable than Trout.

Why do I even bother as a jints fan
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>>76072348
>Why do I even bother as a jints fan
DUnno, every other Giants fan stopped bothering already.
>>
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>>76072286
There's probably a chance of that

Which is now a lot better than before where the answer was "lol"
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>>76072287
No he's not

If they really started to suck with no upturn in sight that contract would become an issue
>>
>>76072353
Not rly, we have regular threads and there's always plenty of fans there. Plus we've won 7 out of 9.
>>
>>76072286
Only if Jerry sells the team. Otherwise he'll trade every piece he's acquired for cash.
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>>76072348
It's not even a question that when Kershaw gets caliente he's without question the most valuable player in baseball. It's sad that a team who has been absolutely decimated by Kershaw for almost a decade is still blind to his greatness. When will you learn? Why are you mad?
>>
>>76072293
There are 8 pitchers on the dl
You dont need to point this out canada
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>>76072375
There's no salary cap in boreball you stupid BONG.
>>
>>76072384
Lol, that's what the Rockies fans said too. That doesn't make it true tho.
>>
>>76072388
He just paid 25 million shekels for a abreu/moncada clone. I think the jewry meme is dead.
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>>76072388
Jerry IS the White Sox. You cannot have the White Sox without Jerry and you cannot have Jerry without the White Sox.
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>>76072297
Contenders
3-5 years
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>>76072375
You really don't know very much about baseball do you?
>dodgers
>unable to absorb a contract

Rather than repeat mlb memes like a fucking animal learn to form an original opinion.
>>
>>76072389
>pitcher is good in matchup where he plays a bad hitting team in two extreme pitcher's parks
>>
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Tampa Bay Steve is just mo'Lester trying to escape being called a faggot by making a new trip that's more insufferable and retarded than him?
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>>76072415
>dodgers suck
>wanting to willingly absorb an expensive contract just because rather than spending the money on getting good again
>>
Here comes the tripfag ERP
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>>76072409
>>
Lmao I'm back bitches. You faggot fucks thought the Cubs were out of it, but fuck you. Kris Bryant will MVP again
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>>76072419
mo'Lester = TBS = Tiki = DG = WSGS = bees = Rbo = every single Dallas falseflagger
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>>76072353
>They're bad so all the fans stopped watching
Nah.

>>76072389
>blind to his greatness
Where do you even get this shit?

>shit
>out of your ass
Answered my own question. Thanks for your time DG.
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>>76065507
Here
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>>76072418
So the Giants have been a bad hitting team for 10 years?

Wew lad, when did it become cool to spill shit from your mouth just to fit in with the 4chan culture.

Next you'll say Bryce Harper isn't good.
>>
>>76072303
Not him, but Bochy has been making some bad decisions. Batting Gorkys lead off, trusting Kontos more than Strickland, etc.

There isn't too much reason to hate on Evans, but he could've done more for the bullpen. Not his fault Smith got hurt though
>>
>>76072411
Contenders for a playoff spot in 3-5? Maybe.
For a series? Fuck no.
>>
Minnie Minoso is probably comfy as fuck watching the Sox in heaven with all these Cuban prospects

Is he in the Hall of Fame yet? Offensive numbers alone arent enough but his defense and cultural significance are
>>
>>76072389
Has Kershaw ever put up a single 10 WAR season?
That's what I thought. Dumb bitch
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>>76072438
>rbo
wat
>>
>HOF
>cultural significance
Pick one.
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>>76072418
>38 start sample size
>230+ innings
so why don't all SFG starters have sub 2.00 ERA's?
>>
Lmao now the one Giants casual drives to make it seem like his team still has fans.
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>>76072459
Cubans in baseball history
>>
You faggots let this happen.

Now, suffer the consequences.


In better news, congrats to the only Papi, BIG PAPI, on getting an honorary doctorate from BU.
>>
>>76072461
>so why don't all SFG starters have sub 2.00 ERA's?
They probably keep something in the tank so they can actually be of use in the postseason lol
>>
Where are all these Braves fans when they were 10-21?
>>
>>76072469
What the fuck did we do SOLER? Pissboi is an institution.
>>
>>76072469
>honorary
Wow. Its nothing
>>
>>76072435
Are you a wizard?
>>76072437
>>76072438
>>
>>76072438
t. tampabay steve/mo'lester trying to get me caught up in this shit

I'm an elder trip and important enough on this board where I don't need to false flag
>>
Which one of you faggots think the Cubs won't contend this season. Put on a trip so I can filter your retarded ass.
>>
>>76072469
Ice Cold Dr. Papi
>>
>>76072469
>>76072437
It's so obvious soler. Get yourself into an institution.
>>
>>76072481
What are you even talking about? There are no Barves fans here except for me and I don't even like them. (I prefer their minor league teams.)
>>
What active HOF-bound players will retire on their current team?

Kershaw is the only surefire one i can think of.
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>>76072500
>here are no Barves fans here
ChiSox fan here, the Braves are my second favorite team after the Cubs.
>>
>>76072462
Whereas the one salty A'ssfag whose life mission it is to shit on the Giants non-stop in a Hmong X-Ray analysis chatroom is desperately trying to make it seem like there aren't at least 2-3 Giants fans posting in the general at any given moment, something mathematically impossible with his team.
>>
>>76072494
I'm just fucking with you Tiki. Do you honestly think you are involved with any other trips. I have known you for several years now. I know you don't take your trip off.
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>>76072462
Stay obsessed faggot
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>>76072504
Félix.
Beltre.
Kershaw.

With current teams that is.
>>
>>76072504
Trout

>implying the angels won't sign him for a one day contract to retire when the time comes
>>
>>76072504
Posey
>>
>>76072495
Cubs wont contend
>>
>>76072527
Busted Pussy isn't even close to being a HoFer. In fact I think he has a NEGATIVE standing with the Hall.
>>
>>76072520
Felix ain't a HOFer. Fuck outta here
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>>76072525
Why would he when he wins all his rings with the nationals?
>>
>>76072527
He's not that good. He'll get in though.
>>
>>76072520
>felix
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>>76072504
Quintana

Here's his plaque already all ready
>>
>>76072538
>best catcher in the game
>not good

k
>>
>>76072504
Arrieta
>>
>>76072504
>>76072520
yeah I kinda have a feeling Beltre will play a year elsewhere as much as I don't want that to happen
>>
>>76072504
Machado
>>
>>76072538
Best defensive catcher in eons
>>
>>76072528
Lmao way to post with my old trip. You faggotd are in love with me lmao. Are you gonna ask to kiss me next you fag? Not till the moonlight is out. You faggors are so fucking pathetic sometimes lmao. So when the Cubs win the World Series this year, can you all behave this time? The absolute anal ravaging from you faggots was too much lmao. Calm down. It's just a game.
>>
Im here to announce that Tommy Kahnle is THICC

look at his legs and ass, isnt it amazing?

I was watching him pitch for the whos the other day and couldnt help but notice how big his ass and thighs were

I found myself in a trance staring at his ass while he pitched and even began to nod in appreciation of an ass this thicc

ill admit, it even moved a little despite me not being gay at all

everything hes got going on is just sooo damnnn thicccccccc
>>
>>76072532
Find me another RHP pitcher to have debuted after the year 2000 with a minimum of 2400IP and an ERA lower than 3.10.

You can't. You can be mad all day but in Felixs' generation. There isn't a better RHP. Not Verlander. Not Greinke. Not Max. In fact. Felix has a lower ERA than Max with 500+ more innings. Let that sink in.
>>
>>76072564
This.
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>>76072564
And he can be yours for the low low price of just ONE top 100 prospect.

You know you want him and his 99 mph fastball that can dot corners. Pony up.
>>
tampa bay steve's and mo'lester autism is starting to reach levels that can't be measured by mortal men
>>
>>76072564
Would love to pony up to Tommy Kahnle.
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>Are you gonna ask to kiss me next you fag? Not till the moonlight is out.
What did he mean by this?
>>
>>76072564
>ill admit, it even moved a little despite me not being gay at all

whatever you say anon
>>
>>76072581
With his contract and age with that potential to be a shutdown setup guy he should be worth more than one prospect. He should get an Andrew Miller type deal from the Nationals.
>>
>>76072585
Lmao fuck off. I'm a baseball savant with an IQ of 132. I'm not a retard. You faggots have to project your personal lives onto me because you're so pathetic lmao
>>
>>76072561
Is this a joke? Busted Pussy is good but won his GG only because Yadi is old as shit. Yadi will retire as the greatest defensive catcher of all time.
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>>76072614
Don't bother, all the Giants fans left a few weeks ago.
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>>76072531
>I think he has a NEGATIVE standing with the Hall.
Why? Because Tommy Lasorda and Al Avila fucked up the homeplate rules for Avila's son and let Posey take the blame for it? Or because of some other condition you deem fair?
>>
>>76072608
Nobody reads your posts anymore. You'll never be an icon like DG. Your shitpost templetes aren't funny. They never were. Log off.
>>
>>76072614
>Yadi will retire as the greatest defensive catcher of all time.
please put on a trip so I can filter your retarded ass
>>
>>76072623
Because he plays for the Giants. That's why. Simply because he plays for the Giants he will never get into the hall. Name me ONE Giants player who deserves to be in the hall that played for the Giants AFTER they moved to San Fucksisco.
>>
>>76072628
Fuck you
>>
>>76072628
You're insane. This is why nobody likes giants fans. You think bumshit is the best pitcher in baseball and you think busted Pussy is a greater defensive catcher than Yadier Molina. Insane.
>>
>>76072640
Bonds

Don't you feel stupid.
>>
>>76072564
Just imagine if he had boobs.
>>
>>76072648
Roids don't buy you a spot in the hall. Don't you feel stupid.
>>
>>76072655
You're a boob.
>>
>>76072640
>ONE
McCovey
>>
>>76072640
>SanFUCKcisco fans falseflagging shitting on their own team to somehow create a bubble of support and praise towards their catcher.

If this ain't the saddest shit happening in this moment please direct me to this a sadder situation.
>>
>>76072680
This gay er.. guy
>>76072564
>>
>>76072646
The Giants have the greatest All-timer team of any franchise. They have Bonds, Posey, Bumgarner, and Mays. All the undisputed greatest at their respective positions. This doesn't even include all the greats that aren't the greatest at their position, but among the top 15, like Will Clark for example. If you think Giants fans are delusional for being proud of this, then just fuck off now.
>>
>>76072672
Well so are you. I'd say we make an awesome pair.
>>
All this started because of Tampa Bay Steve.
>>
>>76072687
No you had it right the first time.
>>
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tfw this general is getting worse than /nfl/ and reaching /heem/ levels of autism
>>
>>76072690
>Madison Bumgarner
>all-time great
he's great, very nice a career, but he's not among the top 20 pitcher to ever live. Not even among the top 15 active pitchers in baseball until 2014. Not even among the top 20 LHP all-time.
>>
>>76072712
It's an entire flood of autism from what clearly is one or two people.
>>
>>76072690
As a Giants fan myself, <--
>>
>>76072712
ignore the fucking rays fan and you're alright.. it's evident from the get go but whatever.. people here are giving him more fuel to shitpost here so fuck it
>>
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>>76072535
I like you.
>>
>>76072724
His postseason career as cemented him as THE premier pitcher in the history of baseball. Now add that to his absolutely lights out regular season. You faggots underrate Bum too much because of memes.
>>
>>76072640
Fucking Juan Marichal? Really guy you're looking fucking desperate lol
>>
>>76072690
The Yankees actually have the best all time team, but the Jints are up there for sure
>>
>>76072648
B*rry B*nds
>>
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>>76072770
>You faggots underrate Bum too much because of memes.
Not even a jints fan and I agree about madbum.
>>
>>76072773
Is this your first week here.
Thats not a real post >>76072680
>>
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>>76072770
But his wife is a pig. That negates any accomplishments.
>>
>>76071556
He will go to the Padres and end up the same way as Khalil Greene did 10 years ago ;(
>>
>>76072770
Curt Schilling is better than Madison Bumgarner. You faggots overrate bumgarner because of one series against KC. His era was 3.7 before KCR. He's great just not better than Schilling. And he's only just now for a couple seasons cemented himself as a legit top 10 pitcher. Can he win at least 1 CYA? 1 ERA title? Just one season where he was the BEST for 32 starts and 200+ innings. He doesn't have that. Good pitcher. Vastly overrated for shitting on KC.
>>
Real talk though, depending on how Posey finishes his career he'll probably get into the hall, but he'll be borderline. His career will probably be comparable to Bill Dickey, who is in the hall of fame

He's by no means a lock, but has a decent chance
>>
>500
>>
>>76072830
He's good. Just not THAT good. He'll get in though. He disappears in the post season and is lifted by bumshit so people forget how unclutch he was in 2014. Iirc he hot like 2 hits
>>
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>>76072828
>You faggots overrate bumgarner because of one series against KC.
Curt Schilling is GOAT but c'mon. Really?

Madbum 2014 was fucking fire and you know it.
>>
>>76072870
NEW
>>76072870
NEW
>>76072870
NEW
>>
>>76071813
>Dodgers
>Angels, Yanks
>Dodgers?
>Used to root for the sox back when they had ramirez, pedroia, and schilling. that was when i first got into baseball
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