/hoc/

Sens will win game 6 and 7

its a sad day for canada

Pekka>Tukka>Lundqvist

Laughing SO HARD at all teams not named Penguins

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>>76060513
and therefore the world

any nhl today?

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>>76060513
No sadder than any other day

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>7-0 and the pens weren't even trying to score after the 1st period

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how they lose to king with no ring?

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What do you think of Kapanen's new gf?

>>76060564
Well it's Monday in Swedeland so yes

>>76060562
That's a shitty design for a medal desu.

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>>76060577
dubs always tell the truth, right?

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>>76060561
this

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>>76060610
third and second place got a tablet as trophy

And Canucks still think that Virtanen is better than Nylander?

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SWEDEN YES

How did we lose to finalnd

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is that blood on his jersey

>>76060671
Detoilet's coach was in charge

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>>76060681
colour from the crease probably

Meme tournament is over talk about real hockey now
OR ELSE

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>>76060577

mmm, what you say

Threads not allowed: Finns + Swedes

Threads allowed: People I like

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>>76060716
KUNG HENRIK

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[email protected]
>a leaf

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It's up to Rinne to redeem Finland

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>>76060742

>>76060681
Leaf blood

>>76060742
hey isnt that mitchell marner the canadian wunderkind... oh...

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>>76060795
>"we should trade away kneelander to the canucks for tanev"
>"marner is better anyway"
>t. leafs fans
next to finns in delusion

>>76060763
DLEETE THIS PICTURE

>>76060829

It's not a picture

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>>76060851
THAT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T CLICK ON IT

I CAN'T WAYCCH IT

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What is his fucking problem?

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>>76060867
have another one

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>>76060876
WHY WON'T U BEHAVE URSELF

>canadian team that can't sell out its own playoff games makes it to the ECF playing meme hockey
>people want this team to win

1-3-1 will kill the NHL. Maybe not international but the NHL size rink makes the trap even more suffocating

We all need to hope to god no team with actual skilled players adopts it.

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>>76060727
>women's suffrage was a good idea

>>76060821
The people who said shit like this are the same ones who think stamkos and tavares were and are coming here

>>76060610
It's a shitty tournament.

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>>76060905
JAKE VIRTANEN

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>>76060905
>there are people who unironically thought that stamkos and tavares were and are coming to toronto

>>76060905
Watch Tavares either sign with the isles for a 10 year contract or go to Ottawa

can someone post the picture of nylander on the bus in a leafs shirt

>>76060912
*heemar kungen*

>>76060867
You at 0:06

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>>76060941
you should invest in a kneelander folder tbqh

>>76060998
>You at 0:12

fixed

Just took a big steaming stinky Albertan

>>76061027
great post lmao

australia always bringing the best bantz

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>tfw even canadian refpuck couldn't stop us

>>76061027
Good post

>>76061010
Have 6 nylander pics desu

>>76061027
Very good post

>>76061027
have a (you)

>>76061066
yez, b/c the refs were all euros and helped u win

how can u even enjoy such a tainted medal

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>>76061131

Canada without Crosby are basically Norge tier.

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>>76061131(You)

>>76061027
I like this post.

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why did we get a penalty when we tried finnish 4D tactics?

>>76061148
>high sticked even though the guy don't have the puck

Good penalty.

>>76061186
>legally got the puck away from the guy with possession

Good play.

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post yfw you woke up this morning and you weren't finnish
>mfw

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>>76061253

>gay porn spam
Look's like Sweden's celebrations are out of control

>>76061148
L O L
E
L

/hoc/ is pretty gay

>>76061373
Let them enjoy their consolation bracket nobody cares about.

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>>76061455
usa = most faggiest

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>>76061253

>>76061515
Don't use hate speech I post here with my wife and her trans son

>>76061535
it's funny ebcause deadmonton used another high pick on a finnbust

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New world ranking

>Individual Awards selected by the Tournament Directorate:
Best Goaltender: Andrei Vasilevski (LEL)
Best Defenceman: Dennis Seidenberg (GER)
Best Forward: Artemi Panarin (RUS)

>Most Valuable Player selected by the Media:
William Nylander (SWE)

>All-Star Team selected by the Media:
GK: Andrei Vasilevski (RUS)
DE: Colton Parayko (CAN)
DE: Dennis Seidenberg (GER)
FW: William Nylander (SWE)
FW: Artemi Panarin (RUS)
FW: Nathan Mackinnon (CAN)

GRATTIS SVERIGE

>>76061665
>ZERO (0) Finns
Hmm, really makes you think. And before you try, I'll just remind you that >we only go to Skoda ironically.

>>76060821
Most of you swedecucks had no idea how good he was either. You were all calling him a bust until now. Don't backpedal now retard.

>>76061010
>Still repping the leafs while playing in a tourney for swedistan

love you willy :3

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>>76061641
>USA above Czecho Republico, Mountain Jews, and Naziland

???

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>>76061695
>implying we care about this semen slurping sport

>>76061641
>tfw you are witnessing the death of Slovak hockey

>>76061752
You just won the gold

>>76061732
Yep that's what it says retard

I'm actually ok with losing to Sweden, Finland or Czechs. Those are honourable loses.

The only countries I hate losing to Americans and Russians. Americans lose to Canada 9 times out of 10 and pretend they don't care, but that one exhibition game they win and they gloat like shit. Terrible retarded bait and shitposting non-stop until Canada beats them again and shuts them up.

And Russians, I just don't like them for some reason. Can't put my finger on it but I don't like them and there's something enjoyable about beating them.

GG Sweden enjoy the win, you guys deserve it.

>>76061866
nah beating the mongols is fun too, they are so delusional it's hilarious to watch them break down and attempt mental gymnastics afterward

>>76061866
It's okay we've won every real trophy since 1994, you can have your meme tournament consolations

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>>76060867
>that webm.
Why do liberals act like literal children?

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>>76061926
t. trumpcuck who cries everyone insults him

>that fat woman on twin peaks just now

Was that suposed to be a canadian accent? she did it awfully

>>76061665
>no hedman
>no o'reilly
>no puljujärvi

>>76062027

>no berryhill for best coach

hahah penguins for the win!!!

>>76061992
was it kino

>>76062065
Lol upvoted!

>>76062091
it's not better call saul

>>76062102
>it's not shit

well... that's not very good

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>>76062065

>>76061912
"You" haven't won anything since 1980 Billy-Bob and you know it.

Starting to get into hockey. First game I watched was Predators/Ducks game 5 (I live in Kentucky so they're the closest team to me) and holy shit what a game that was. Are all games like that?

>>76061912
you needed canadians and yuros to win those stanlees, but when it comes to tournaments showcasing national talent the us is trash, prove me wrong jethro, without mentioning muh stanlees

Nashville PredatorsVerified account @PredsNHL

The #Preds have tied an all-time #NHL record with 18 forwards used in the playoffs.

>So many injuries they're tying records
>Still destroying the ducks

lmao.

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>>76062224
Playoff games are like that, but yeah that game had lots of dirty hockey. Anaheim was trying to play the physical game and close Nashville out, but they weren't having any of that.

>>76062224
Mean to say the Predators are the closest team to me.

>>76062322
Ducks chimping out at the end was great.

>>76062269
What's up with Canadian teams? Not enough Canadians? Lol

>Predators confirm Johansen suffered compartment syndrome
https://sports.yahoo.com/news/predators-confirm-johansen-suffered-compartment-syndrome-233912643--nhl.html

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>>76062412
/comfy/

>>76062412
Yep, he finished the game into OT with that injury. What a guy. I wish they could have identified it earlier though. Emergency Surgery is crazy.

>>76062449
What about aberg? Any news on him?

>>76062470
Lost a tooth faceplanting into the ice, but no concussion. He'll be in game 6.

>>76062470
He lost a tooth, but that's all we know so far
http://nhl.nbcsports.com/2017/05/21/pontus-aberg-face-planted-and-lost-my-tooth-before-scoring-winning-goal-for-predators/

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how come nothing i want ever goes right

>>76062490
>>76062502
How many NHL players still have all their teeth?

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i love pecorino

>>76062544
>Yfw you will never have a QT Predators gf who will cheer for your team as you eat ribs

Feels bad man

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>>76062526
It's pretty common to lose teeth. The Predators actually have an oral surgeon on staff for dentistry.

>>76062526
Andong song still has his teeth

>>76062490
Imagine he scored another goal to get the preds up.

HOW

HE

KING

WITH

NO

RING

?

>>76062613
That's any team. It's crazy how these players will go to the furthest to get somewhere, and at the end of the season, all the injuries they get is insane. Some even play with broken feet and jaws which is already insane

>>76062616
He's going to be the premier of the league one day. Can't wait.

>>76062690
And of course you believe song will be the best. I hope for that, but for the islanders. But that happening is very slim

>>76062750
Why? What's wrong with him? Isn't he in college?

>People actually thought the Cucks could ever win

Have you faggots ever watched the Western Playoffs before or is this your first year of hockey?

The only time they won was with Giggy going balls out you fucking apes.

>>76062814
If they want to win, then they have to be a lot better on the puck, and not take stupid penalties

Post autistic shit you want to see happen.
https://youtu.be/dhqAwtGVsgA should become their official goal horn so if they make the playoffs the whole stadium can go "awooooooo" after a goal.

>>76062814
Nope.

It's all Niedermayer and Pronger.

>>76062846
>and not take stupid penalties
those goons will never be able to avoid doing that

>>76062449
sounds like they had to copter him in since they thank the life flight crew, pretty fucking scary to have your leg hurting then you find out you could lose it if they don't rush

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>>76062887
https://youtu.be/s0y9RbQYP3s

Make this a teams goal horn.

Confuse the Shit out of the goalies

Then use this
https://youtu.be/PlRn5bGF_4o

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>>76061903

>>76062916
doesnt matter if its gigiguere, niedermayer, or pronger, you have nnothing in common with any of 'em

you're a filthy gook and they're canadians :^)

>>76062916
And jiggy. He was a sole reason why they got there as well. Scoring gets you one place, but so does goaltending

Who replaces Johansen for the Preds?

>>76062525
Because you're a terrible person who deserves nothing in life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG82shmM4ls

thread theme.

>>76062846

>Not take stupid penalties

They're THE chimp out team in the NHL

>>76063044
They split up Forsberg and Arvidsson so there wasn't really a direct replacement

Forsberg-Sissons-Aberg
Wilson-Gaudreau-Watson
Arvidsson-Jarnkrok-Neal
McLeod-Fiddler-Salomaki

First and third lines got similar ice time

>>76062992
>the daughter of a cuck is attracted to a cuck
is this supposed to be surprising?

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i wand da gup

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>>76063355
YOU CAN'T HANDLE DA GUP

Eric StephensVerified account @icemancometh

Ducks have some Black Aces here. Max Jones, Josh Mahura, Sam Steel, Jaycob Megna. Sam Carrick also with team as an extra.

>>76063487
>Sam steel
>Yfw the knights take him and rust in expansion draft

>>76063631
>Ameriburger ""hockey knowledge""
Steel hasn't even played a single NHL game yet you fucking moron, obviously he's exempt

>>76063631
>taking players that are only """good""" because of their linemates

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nice

>>76064095
Go to bed Lucas

>>76064130
Just woke up and jogged desu senpai

>>76063693
>>76063781
>Steel
>Rust
The Knights. Is this really going over your heads?

>>76064164
Isn't it 05:30am for you right now?

>>76064164
>jogging
I hope you enjoy crippling joint pain in 10 years, you retarded faggot.

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>>76064199
yes
>>76064212

>>76064199
Probably got light at 3:00

>>76064164

>Jogging when you could enjoy superior biking

Gay

>carter rowney
>josh archibald
Who the fuck are these people

If Pens repeat, does Crosby pretty much slide into top 3 all-time with Gretzky and Lemieux?

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>white women

>>76064371
Wbs senpai. The babypens pipe keeps pumping em through

>>76064373
He's not even the greatest active player

>>76064373
I just enjoyed e!spn writing their shitty "what is wrong with sidney crosby" article before game 4. He's having a better postseason than he had last year

>>76064373
he will never pass Jagr, Hasek, or Orr

>>76064410
>>76064439

>Amerifat hockey knowledge

This is why the Leafs make fun of us you faggots.

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>>76064195

>>76064449
Implying hes wrong

>>76064449
Okay leaves, chime in on this retarded yinzer's question

>>76064479
I'm a canadian on vacation at the moment. Crosby is top 3

>>76064410
He's been the greatest active player since entering the league. Stats and eye test both back this up.

>>76064439
>never
wew an absolutist here

>>76064557
Surely you wouldn't mind posting your passport

>>76064439
>he will never pass jagr

b8

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>>76064566
>stats
hmm. I wonder why he hasn't led in points
Someone else has that.

>>76064608
Remind me how many time this faggot has made it past the second round. There's no way in your little monkey brain you think ovechkin is actually better than Crosby. Leave before you get laughed into suicide

>>76064608
>1035 points in 921 games vs 1027 points in 782 games
Top wew

>>76064624
Says the guy who thinks Crysby will be top 3 all time if he wins another cup

>>76064644
Not even that guy, you're actually retarded if you think ovechkin of all people is better than Crosby fucking KEK. Crosby is easily top 10 all time if he wins another cup. He's still got lots of time left in the league

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Instead of arguing about who is the best player currently in the NHL, can we just agree who's going to be the BEST hockey player in the future, which is my son?

>>76064608
Ovi is even a current top 5 player anymore friendo

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>>76064668
>Asians
>hockey
>anyone
>breeding with you

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>>76064718
then explain to me how come your mom is going to give you a new little brother lmao

>>76064718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbTlsuRBfMg

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEKEvFVjEOkHgnHcU332NLw/videos

so this channel just uploads finnish player highlights?

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>>76064744
How come there are 0 videos?

>>76064730
My mom is 64 and can't have kids anymore

>>76064744

>Hockey fanatic with too much free time. This YouTube channel will focus on Finnish ice-hockey players around the world.

>>76064744
nothing wrong with that, someone should make one for american players

finnish people are cool

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>>76064808
>being 40 yourself

hope you have kids yourself

>>76064879
I'm 28 cuntface

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>>76064891
>mom had you when she was 40
>you're 30

that explains the autism and anger issues

>>76064907
is he autistic

>>76064933
Yeah she didn't get knocked up at 16 like your slut of a mother
Nice math too retard

>>76064946
Nah I've met him he's actually pretty cool and down to earth. Doesn't give off an autism vibe

>>76064951
why so mad tho

why are you here when you're 28

don't you have a wife

>>76062992
>that look of disgust
kek

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>7-0

hmmm

>>76064986
Amazing that it wasn't a finnish goaltender in net

>>76064982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLdEYw3ginA

naw, she's amazed at how alpha he is

>>76064992
Yeah, it was two americans.

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Kippers you're awesome just so you know.

Got high hopes for the Cantpunks next season. More optimistic for them than I am for my Sabres.

Buf/Van 2020 SCF pls.

Canucks drafted Virtanen ahead of Nylander, Ehlers, and Ritchie.

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Fuck Ottawa

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>last playoffs
>who the fuck is Conor Sheary? who the fuck is Bryan Rust? who the fuck is Brian Dumoulin?

>this playoffs
>who the fuck is Jake Guentzel? who the fuck is Scott Wilson? who the fuck is Carter Rowney?

>next playoffs
>who the fuck is Daniel Sprong? who the fuck is Zach Aston-Reese? who the fuck is Oscar Sundqvist?

>>76065109

Who the fuck is Archbald?

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>>76065091
I love you too, laddie. What are your thoughts on Eichel getting both the coach/GM fired?

>Sabres have prospects
>Canucks don't have SHIT

>finns are happy that sweden won
man this feels weird

>>76065158

Canadians were gooning it up pretty hard yesterday and the blind referees didn't seem to mind it at all. Reminded me a lot of that final between Finland and Russia couple of years ago where Malkin got away with murder all the fucking time.

Would've been a big shame if Canada had won after that shit show.

CanadianHockeyLeagueVerified account @CHLHockey

#MCMemorialCup Game 2:
@SpitsHockey (7) vs @SeattleTbirds (1)
WSR - @grahamknott13 2G 1A, @21LBrown 1G 2A,

Lmfao.

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>>76065109
Don't forget Murray!

Where does Malkin end up all time? Better than ovechkin? Better than jagr?

lenny cornacchia @lennyismyname
Don't let Nylander winner MVP take away from the fact that Jake Virtanen put up 19 points in 65 AHL games

>>76065409
Ovechkin will always be the better player

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>>76061027

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>>76065472
Better goalscorer, but is he the better player?

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Can we just all agree that this is the 2nd best hockey player of ALL time?

Remember, staying healthy and not getting cancer is a skill in itself.

>Swedes are going to boast about this for months, if not up until we win 2018 olympic gold
>Swedes are going to boast when Mitch fucking Marner was on first line, and our goalie was Calvin Pickard

>>76060480
yes

>>76065548
How does Canada win Olympics with AHL players?

>>76065177
Next year will be Swe+Fin in finals and we will have super game to see who is the best.

>>76064732
I am so sick of seeing this video.

The kid only works on puckhandling, but I don't see emphasis on skating, and he'll be 5'6" when he grows up. If he somehow makes the NHL, he'll be comatose before his 25th birthday.

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>>76065548
William fucking Nylander was on our first line. Mitch the bitch BTFO

WORLD CHAMPS BABY

>>76065538
way better than gretzky bro
way better

>>76065556
Good patriotic players like Crosby and Getzlaf will leave regular season for the Olympics and nobody will stop them.

Connor McMeme will stay behind so he can get more secondary assists to improve his NHL stats rankings, and so he can enjoy his solitary hotel rooms watching hotel hentai for $29.99 per movie, given that Draisaitl will be playing for Germany.

>>76065570
I wanted to say it, but it might be too controversial. Gretzky would not put up 100+ points in today's league. He'll get elbowed the FUCK out within 2-3 seasons.

Is Karlsson alive?

>>76065588
Yes. Karlsson will never die.

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>>76065576
I really hope Crosby and others will actually say "fuck money" and go playing in the Olympics. Tavares and Crosby are faces of their franchise. Without them, they won't sell tickets for shit. Owners can't say no.

McGayKid is a fucking faggot. He thinks he's too big for WHC and didn't even bother going. Even Lundpads went after getting BTFO'd.

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>>76065581
>Gretzky would not put up 100+ points in today's league.
Nor would Jagr. He hasn't surpassed 100 since he was 33. He is now 45.

>>76065588
i hope so
i love Karlgod :(
can we put him with some guys who will win him the cup please

Just realized that Karlsson, Brassard and Ceci all missed the 3rd period.

Don't know of too many coaches who would have made that move.

>>76065601
Gretzky's a little mcsecondary bitch. The last time he scored 30 goals was when he was 33, and he was playing with prime Kurri and Robitaille.

I'd imagine Karlsson is fine, banged up, but will be out there tuesday night for sure. There was no point in staying in a blowout like that. Even crosby only played a measly 14 minutes tonight.
>>76065601
Doing it at 33 against big pad goalies is pretty phenomenal.

>>76065602
Good players play well on mediocre teams.
But the best players make mediocre teams great.

>>76065614
I didn't watch the game, but I saw the highlights. Why did Scarface pull Anderson out and then put him back in, just to pull him out again?

>>76065601
Scoring in this era is tougher than in Gretzky's era.

>>76065614

Isn't Karlsson hurt?

>>76065624
He claims that he did it to stall time to rest his players up a bit. Just a sneaky tactic.

>>76065632
brassard got hurt too but I'm 99% sure I saw him back on the ice after getting hurt before the 3rd period began, where he was not on the bench.

>>76065630
>>76065616

Well then is Sidney Crosby the GOAT?

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>>76065645
No
Goals>Assists

>>76065652
cups > no cups

>>76065645
We'll have to see. If Crosby doesn't retire by the time he's 35, he might be in top 5.

>>76065652
who's this guy?

i only watch the stanley cup each year btw

I'd like to beat up any cunt who gets their ass out of their seat before the horn blows at the end of the game. Especially if """"we"re"""" winning. Shit is disgraceful, I don't care if it's 7-0, if I paid $400-600 to sit by the penguins bench, you bet your ass I'm staying until they tell me it's time to go. God forbid the team makes it to the stanley cup finals and you see dumbasses leaving early in those games, where tickets are looking like they START at $350+ for nosebleeds.

>>76065652
ovechkin is the ultimate choker

>It was Craig Andersons birthday
What a shitty birthday
did his wife die or is she okay now

>>76065695
How long does it take you to escape the traffic after? Do you drive or walk or take public transit?

>>76065720
His wife is fine, which is why he's doing so poorly.

>>76065720
prolly died after that game

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Friendly reminder that the Inbreddators had NO FANS before this last April

>>76065721
I'm fortunate enough to live nearby, so I just walk, not even 30 minutes on foot. but traffic usually sucks, it can take awhile and it's definitely worse on day games like today. I know that's why these idiots try to get out early, but it just seems like a waste. Where are you going that's so important in the first place, you paid to be here.

>next year the leafs will be in the ECF
Just mind blowing

>>76065909
They'll reach the EFC 2018
Reach the SCF 2019
Win the Stan Lee in 2020

Frederik Andersen Vezina 2020, Matthews Rocket and Conn Smythe 2020

The leafs have 3 beautiful years coming

I just want Golden Knights memes already :'(

>>76066127

Just wait for the expansion draft. It'll be a grade A memefest.

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>>76061220
I knew azn's were known for having bad vision, but cmon lel

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>>76065548
All that matters is that we're not playing filthy rat hockey like Canadive

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>>76065548
>implying Sweden had Forsberg, Karlsson, Arvidsson, Ekholm, Silfverberg, Rakell

But by all means, keep making excuses, it's not like your diving embarrassed you enough, oh wait

>>76065109
>Not knowing daniel sclong on my sprong

>>76065109
>BLOCK THE PUCK!

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>>76065763
>He doesn't know they sold out every home game this year

put your money on the ducks tonight la

>>76066650
*blocks the puck*

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>>76065652
>le one trick pony man

>>76065652
>file name EI
>hes out of work right now

Kek

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>wake up
>best in the world at hokkei

nice

>>76066736
Im just glad it wasnt finland that won.

>>76060566

Gay used to synonymous with happy. Everyone in that picture seems to be extremely happy.

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>>76066736
Small ballers win small tournaments

Big ballers win big tournaments

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>Ottawa games are boring
>No one scores

Why did people say this again?

>>76061866
>And Russians, I just don't like them for some reason. Can't put my finger on it but I don't like them and there's something enjoyable about beating them.

Russians are bad losers, but even more interesting they are also bad winners. They do shit like leave the rink when opponents national anthem is still going on.

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>>76066819
At least we'll never be known as the "diving team", good enough for me.

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>>76067252
No, just the doping team

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>>76067272
try again, Canadive

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they've landed

>>76060437

>Implying we didn't need to lose so Karlsson can rally the snes and sweep the pongs in 7

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>tfw Weltmeister

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>gronbork
>bork

>>76067518

>what do they call a flopper?
> I dunno I didnt go to canada

>>76067518
How he king with no ring?

Pens will close out the series in Ottawa tomorrow, then will go on to beat the ducks in the SCF in 5 games

>>76067643
what a shitty timeline

>>76067643
>thinking analslime will get past smashville
>thinking shittsburgh will get past Ottawa

>>76067654
Cry more
>inb4 bandwagon fan
>inb4 refpuck
>inb4 Bettman
Stay mad

>>76067297
Fake News.

>>76067643
>cucks
Weeww laddy, ppg paints is just the name, not a huffing suggestion

>>76066719
> Left wing primarily shoots and scores from left side of ice

woah

>>76060437
https://youtu.be/Q4ghL3yWD-I
Is that a reference to this commercial?

>>76065652
Ovechkin in his prime was the most dominant and exciting hockey player I've seen, it's a shame he's declined so much so fast. Still got a hell of a shot though.

finland is not very good at hockey LMAO

>>76067936
And we still lost to them. Feels bad man

>>76067643
>ducks

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>>76067936
>dominating eastern conference via Määttä
>dominating western conference via finnish goaltending
>got top4 with E-team in WHC
looks to me that Finland right now is the hottest trend in the hockey world

>>76067973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJqcOp7QIs

>>76060703
if you cant win the stanleeb better settle for the skodac

>>76067948
>no kane or matthews

im okay with it

>>76067826
>this heatmap is one dimensional
the city of >you

>>76068028
just stop. Ovie > Crosby when comparing primes and it's not even particularly close.

>>76068048
>when comparing primes
>literally never makes it past the second round

Wow what a player

>>76068048
who even cares, ovi doesn't have the capacity to do anything but score goals from one particular spot on the ice. That's why he'll never win the cup with the caps. If the caps trade him, they will win the cup next year.

>>76068048
stop baiting finland

Ovi can sit and pad his stats by holding his stick up in the left circle and grunting for the puck till he's 55 years old and still never even pass the 2nd round.

And you can't even make the argument that he's always been held back by his team.
This year, they mortgaged the future to make a run. They have a goalie, they have defensemen, but you know what they also have?
A superstar forward who disappeared in game 7.

>>76068089
Ovechkin literally shows zero heart and zero effort every year in the second round. I fucking laugh whenever people say he's better than Crosby. Not only has Crosby accomplished more in the NHL, but more on a national level as well

Le one timer from the faceoff circle man is overrated as fuck

>>76068048
>Ovi
>90 points in 97 games (46 goals, bout 50% goals)
>sidney
>156 points in 140 games (56 goals, 35% goals)

ovi has never once played more than 14 games in a playoff year. Sid has done it 4 times so far and won 2 cups.

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>>76068089
>A superstar forward who disappeared in game 7.