OFFICIAL DETROIT TIGERS VS TEXAS RANGERS GAMETHREAD

I fucking hate ESPN and am eagerly awaiting the day they go bankrupts. Get them out of baseball coverage.

Tigers lineup:
1. Ian Kinsler, 2B
2. Alex Avila, 1B
3. Miguel Cabrera, DH
4. J.D. Martinez, RF
5. Justin Upton, LF
6. Nick Castellanos, 3B
7. Tyler Collins, CF
8. James McCann, C
9. Andrew Romine, SS

>>76060383
Hey Tiggerleaf, what's up?

Like I said yesterday I will say again today

The tigers are going to win today , they will win the series

The rangers will continue to win but you will not win against the tigers in a series this year

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>>76060401
Nothing much hby?

>>76060429
You ready to see how cerebral Bad Autismus gets tonight?

Can't find the rags lineup. If anyone has it feel free.

What horrible shit will ESPN say tonight? You guess.

>>76060439
I live for it
>>76060442
1. Delino DeShields (R) CF
2. Elvis Andrus (R) SS
3. Rougned Odor (L) 2B
4. Jonathan Lucroy (R) DH
5. Mike Napoli (R) 1B
6. Ryan Rua (R) LF
7. Nomar Mazara (L) RF
8. Robinson Chirinos (R) C
9. Pete Kozma (R) 3B

>>76060389
Does McCaan get permabenched once Victor is back?

>>76060467
Domo obrigado leafbro.

Do actual Rangers fans (not falseflaggers) still post here?

Why are these idiot ESPN twats trying to call a game from left fucking field?

>>76060548
Only us trips are left, the rest are Astro fans this year.

>>76060559
They are too fucking shit to even sit in the press box.

>>76060571
Thanks Tiki. Glad you can join us tonight.

>ESPN jinxing Boyd

Brad needs to get cerebral on Boyd right now. Absolutely fallen apart these last two games.

Napoli swung a fraction of a second too early

>these espn chucklefucks brought their gloves
And I thought they couldn't get more obnoxious.

inb4 Darvish 7 IP, 2 H, 0 ER, 8 K

Ragners going to win this game and series.

>Avila

Ohhh im soooo scared

>>76060686
Tiger's usually hit Darvish pretty well.

>>76060706
Avila has been pretty elite this year so far.

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>>76060709

>>76060706
Back to the shed with you boy

Why is Yu so terrible in the first inning?

IAN
A
N

Based

That was supposed to be a flyball out wtf happened to you kinsler

Man fucking kinsler what a faggot all he did was pop up when he was here

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distasteful

I hope this isn't can't find his command Darvish pitching tonight

>>76060548
Dallasbro checking in

>>76060753
>j-j-just for first inning

>>76060761
Funny, all he's been is elite since he came here.

How did Fielder work out for ya?

>>76060780
I think you're getting that Darvish tonight.

>>76060798
Cool I live in the Panhandle.

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>0 outs

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Great, Yu is going to have 85 pitches in the fourth

Upton DP

>>76060832
He is throwing more balls than strikes right now. Not a good sign

What team is dumb enough to take Upton from us so there will be enough shekels to resign JD?

>>76060832
>>76060887
At this rate he'll have 100 pitches by the third.

>yu walkish

>>76060890
We can probably fleece the marlins again

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>>76060383
MY
MAIN
MAN
MR
LEAFBRO

Who /so old they remember when Doug Brocail pitched for the Tigers/ here?

>>76060921
I was a cubs fan until today who is that

Castellanos is fucking worthless.

>Collins vs Darvish

Reminder that JaCoby is a better baseball player than him

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>only gave up one run after that shit show

>>76060985
They're both trash garbage. So is Castellanos and Iglesias.

>>76060996
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

What happened to Aducci?

Please don't tell me they sent him down and kept Collins.

>>76061006
Castellanos has been so frustrating so far

>>76061031
JD came back

>>76061031
DL

>>76061044
So what? I refuse to believe it's possible for anyone to be worse defensively in CF than Collins.

Why the fuck would you slide retard

well well well...

is a game then

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>upton

what the actual fuck you retard

>>76061064
Stupid God

>JUSTin
What the actual fuck was that?

CHI

I really want this lesbian to stop talking about baseball.

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>national TV commentators

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>>76061111
checked

I don't care who wins as long as the Lastros keep losing.

>>76061155
I just want Houston to go back to the NL, they don't belong in this league.

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I hate these retards

Thanks for free bases fellas

It's a no one can play defense episode.

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>It's a national boradcasters don't shit on the city of Detroit episode

Wtf?!?!?!

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>>76061306

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>>76061306
>>76061318

>>76061306
>>76061318
How many do think he gave the old english D?

>>76061336
two chicks at the same time

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>>76061318
>>76061336
>>76061359
Don't get it twisted

That feel when you can watch the game on TV while sitting your couch because Darvish.

This is still better than Curt Schilling.

Thank jesus he's gone.

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>>76061372

>>76061372
I'm sure she lets him spread it around. She probably realizes how selfish it would be to keep such cerebral seed all to herself.

>>76061413
>>76061414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StoCKaZxOa4

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>>76061414

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>>76061407
do you usually what the game from other sit place without Darvish?

Welcome, btw

How can one Romine be so elite?

Imagine if Castellanos had half his work ethic or decision making?

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>>76061438
he's a tigers fan la

>>76061438
>my shitty Engrirsh
my bad

>>76061434
/our guy/

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>>76061456


Oh
>poor guy

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MIGGY!

Based Miggy

>>76061438
Desk. Have to watch it on a computer. >>76061460
Still much better than the shit people pull on me at bars on a consistent basis even if I can speak nihongo lol.

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>>76061480
You guys are pretty bad chokers like us too.

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Jessica, shhh.

Why do they do this shit where they leave foxtracks on for the entire AB? Everyone who watches baseball knows where the fucking strike zone is. Shit's obnoxious.

>>76061574
because ESPN is ran by women i bet

>>76061595
Aren't women always getting sexually harassed and molested at ESPN? I knew women loved it.

This game is shit.

It fucking sucks that I have to mute the game during their interviews. Who is so fucking stupid as to have an interview during the middle of a game?

Is Miggy admitting that the commie needs to die?

>>76061817
ESPN is convinced people don't actually enjoy the sport and that they need other things during the game to keep them interested.

This is ESPN we are talking about.

Why you guys watching this? Bron is playing.

I wonder if that fucktarded Magglio Ordonez is still dickriding the communists now that everyone in Venezuela is starving to death.

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>>76061852
>apehoop

>>76061852
>Cavs up 15 already, again

>>76061852
Because jigaboo jam is absolute shit.

I'm glad the Tigers aren't on sunday night baseball too often. Leave this shit to the AL East teams to have to endure.

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>all these fucking interviews

>>76061857

We're a basketball city. When the pistons are good, the whole city is lit.

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>>76061958
>We're a basketball city.

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>>76061958

>>76061958

Lions>Wings>Tigers>>>Pistons in terms of relevance.

>>76061958
Is this bees without his trip on?

>>76061988
?Detroit?
Lions=Tigers > Wings > Pistons

Michigan
Tigers > Lions > Wings > Pistons
Now if you're from grand rapids
Tigers=Wings > Lions > Pistons

Not bad

>>76061998

No. Where is bees? He was as certain as death and taxes in Detroit sports threads.

>>76062045
He's dead. He was killed in a freak accident involving a microwave burrito.

>>76062033
Most accurate ITT

incoming Odor runs

Avoid the Boid.

>>76062033
UP

Packers Wings .... snow

Darvish vs 7-9 >>>

>>76062143
UP isn't real Michigan, just a large land mass of degenerates that tend the land for summer vacations

>>76062196
I like the UP and its inhabitants. Those accents are awesome.

>>76062196
Idiot

does n extra base hit count towards total hits?

or is hits only a product of singles?

>>76062235
Stay up there faggot and live on that mountain of horse shit you call Mackinaw.

>>76062251
Idk what you're asking exactly, but all hits count as one hit, whether you get just 1 base or multiple bases in it.

>>76062272
>Flyover country calling other flyover country flyover country
How cute. I'm in LA.

>>76062290
>commiefornia

>>76062290
>Michigan
>flyover
You're real smart amigo
I'm from Vegas btw

>>76062272
TC actually so probably a rich snob from your POV, enjoy that heart attack at 40 by the way

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r8 these michigan sloots

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>Yeesh

Holy fuck

lol imagine a team with david ortiz, nelson cruz, mike napoli and all of the other tiger crushers on it. Why hasn't another AL central team tried to construct this in the past?

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>>76062325
>traverse city
>rich

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>>76062355
one on the left since she is a spartan

>>76062320
If it isn't New York City or LA it's flyover country.

>>76062355
they look like potential coalburners

-100/10

>>76062393
>city boy

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>>76062355
I'm a Sparty guy

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>>76062393
WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS POST?

Wait Dirks sells houses now?

man, I hate Castellanos

GG rags

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>Letting a guy JD picked up off waivers to ride the bench hit a home run off you

Fucking lel

>Tune in to watch a baseball game
>Get a podcast on bubble gum and Venezuelan politics instead

What did ESPN mean by this?

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>Collins and Mahtook while JaCoby is doing fuck all in Toledo other than >muh at bats

Does Alex Wilson have the simplest deliver in baseball?
Literally just rears back and chucks the ball

That's an Epic Beard on Napoli.

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Lads it's happening

Also what a cheeky double play by Romine lol

>Sam Dyson exiting the bullpen
Congratulations on your win Tiggers.

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>Dyson breathing in the same direction as the greatest RHH of all-time

I feel bad for the Tigers as they're currently constructed.

>>76063763
>bitching about stealing signs
>to one of the greatest veteran hitters of all time no less

It's part of the game, crybabies. Don't like it? Switch up your signs. It's not like there's a dude with binoculars in the outfield (which is what Chris Sale accused V-Mart of)

>>76064029
shut up pretend tiki

Why is there no better lefty for the bullpen.. Hardy and Ryan are both trash

>>76064145
It's just your lot in life. By the way, do you live in/near Windsor?

>>76064188
I'm like 8 hours from Comerica

>>76064300
Is that near Windsor?

>>76064314
Isn't Windsor across the bridge from downtown Detroit?

>>76064333
I don't know. You're the Canadian. I've never even been to Michigan.

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>It's a "woman pretends to understand male bonding and camaraderie" episode

>>76064348
Google maps says Windsor is 20 minutes from Comerica

FUCKING MARLINS MAN FAGGING UP COMERICA

FUCK OFF ALREADY YOUR SCHTICK ISNT CUTE ANYMORE

he attends literally every single regular season game that happens to be aired on espn. So It's not like ooh look a Marlins man sighting. It's forced.

gg tigers

>>76060407
you tried