>Get the fuck in anon, we have a Champions League to win

Ok Ronnie, will you take me to the Fifa Confederations Cup afterwards?

>>76056777
*gets in*
*fastens seatbells*
*looks around*

"nice car"

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>>76056895
>It's a TSUgatti

>>76056777

will you actually contribute in any way to the championship game ranoldo-sama?

>>76056963
no, you're a used up slut that have been blacked too many times. Ronnie is pure

Navas > Buffon
Marcelo > Alex Sandro
Ramos > Chiellini
Varane > Barzagli
Carvajal > Alves
Casemiro > Bonucci
Kroos > Khedira
Modric > Pjanic
Isco > Dybala
Benzema > Mandzukic
Ronaldo > Higuaín

>>76057268
Don't forget Zidane>Allegri

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>>76056975
are you TSUre? a miTSUbishi car would fit better with him though

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>>76056777
Fuckoff Penaldo

>>76056777
considering that, if real mandrill wins the CL, he'll definitely win the balon d'or, what are the odds that he'll win the balon d'or if real lose?

>>76057527
If Real wins the UCL, he'll win the ballon d'or (and tie Messi with 5 iirc), and if Juve wins (that they won't) then people will probably vote for Buffon.

>>76056777
I'll drive this time asshole, move over

>>76057604
lol no chance of them giving to a keeper.

Neuer has had better seasons than Buffon and not won.

Ronaldo would still probably win it.

>>76056777
sorry, Messi already reserved a table for me and him at the Dorsia.

I don't go out with small ballers.

>>76057906
the Ballon d'Or is a shit trophy mate, it literally has no value to anyone that knows a little bit about football.
Normies will give it to Buffon as a kind of homage to him if he wins his first UCL.

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>>76057992
>I don't go out with small ballers.
>has a date with 1.70 cm manlet messi

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>do it, NOW

Is that a BIG BALLERS BRAND car?

>>76056777
Why is the steering wheel on the left side? You fake Europe an

>>76056777
>Hop in Based CR7's car
>Seats have CR7 headrests
>CR7 steering wheel
>CR7 car mats
>Looks over at me, "Are you ready anon?"
>Let's out a loud TSUUUUUUUUUUU
>We trade TSUUUUUU's back and forth on the way to Cardiff
>His car horn is even of him TSUUUUUing


True story btw.

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>>76057992
let's see Lionel Messi's bussines card

>>76057268

>Varane > Barzagli
>Isco > Dybala

others are correct

>>76059661

You think all of Europe drives on the left side of the road?

>>76059661
>britain is all of europe
american education

>>76056777
>hand at 11 o'clock like a retard

>>76059749
>quote a movie
>don't

>>76059861
you mean like a baller who doesn't give a fuck

>>76059861
>he drives with both hands on the wheel

get a load of this newbie

>>76059759
ok
Nacho > Barzagli
Bale > Dybala

>>76057992
Well memed

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>>76056777
Not so fast, Ronaldo-sama!

>>76057906
Neuer had already won a CL and he wasn't 39 years old

>>76057992
Nobody goes there anymore