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newfags not ever welcome. fuck off.
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i love hokkei
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Do you guys have Summer plans?
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>>76052886
yes

wait for more hokkei
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>>76052886
Yes, I'm going to work
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>>76052886
Drink
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Fuck the pongs
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Friendly reminder that it was 3-0
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>>76052886
shitposting about trades I guess
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>>76053051
>entry draft
going to be VERY comfy
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>>76052886
work and drink
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>>76052959
I like the stuff.

If they're import it, sure. But it would be too expensive to order it from Canada.
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>>76052790
I guess then I 'm welcome since I am experienced as fuck

have something nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19exv-9Jqsc
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gamethread where?
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>>76053402
Catalog
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Just moved in Thursday, still waiting for the rest of the setup (gotta fix the cord) but it looks great

Post yours

Post yours
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>>76053216
yeah im just surpried that the beer store you go to would import that over the 2 breweries i mentioned.
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>>76053443
>having a tv that high up
lmao @ u dude
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>>76053443
>drexel university

sup philthy
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>>76053427
why can't you link me sverbrer?
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>>76053443
>no MAGA cap
faggot
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>>76053503
it wouldn't be so bad if he had it mounted on the wall and angled downward
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>>76053507
yo

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>>76053530
I have 3 in red white and blue
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>S3ns
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perds/pongs should be good, everyone's ded
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>And3rs0n
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>>76053530
>being a drumpftard
lmao
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>>76053450
We have a monopoly. Their selection is overall very good. And if your local stores don't have what you want you can order it, as long as they have it in stock (and all of it can be found online on their website)..

I have no idea why they havn't imported the two you mentioned. I might add though that they they only rarely get Flying Monkeys stuff.
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>>76053662
>Sweden
>Making fun of anybody
Don't you have a bull to prep Sven?
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>Anderson back in

memes
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>>76053517
For starters there are two games and gamethreads, and I don't know which one you're talking about.
And secondly I find it kind of rude. It would take you as much effort to find it in the catalog as it would for me for link it tbf
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>>76053662
>Reading Aftonbladet everyday and believing every shitpost in there.
kek
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>>76053701
did you forget to post your epic pepee frog
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It's pretty great
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>>76053792
kind of small dont you think?
go big or go away
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>>76053727
ok then

thanks for nothing, asshole
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Odds - Pittsburgh vs Nashville
Evens - Pittsburgh vs Anaheim
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>>76053792
just rotate the couch and have the tv on the wall to the left. Better height and you can sit closer to it.
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>>76053672
we have a monopoly too

always weird going to the states and being able to buy it just about anywhere, from convenience stores to gas stations
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>>76053792
>Nadal backwards is ladan
>ladan is swedish for "the barn"
What does he mean by this?

Also, nice room
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>>76052886
Suicidal depression until October.
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>>76053907
häng dig
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>>76053888
I'm sorry you feel that way
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>>76053907
thank you
>>76053867
post yours
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Dubs and Ottawa makes a comeback and wins in OT
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>>76054023
I dont own a television
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>>76054033
Witnessed.
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>>76054014
I don't really, you were right

Man, I jsut cooked the best sauce I 've ever eaten.
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>>76054070
what does that have to do with anything? post your room fag
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>>76053903
Huh, didn't know that

Yeah, I've had the same feeling going to Denmark. And there you can buy stuff with 15% or less (or something like that) when you're 16.
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What a bounce
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>>76054084
Good to hear. I hope you'll have a nice evening.
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>>76054142
i thought you meant the tv

i was talking about the TV and i assumed you took the picture to show off your new tv because there is a fuggin box

im not posting shit to you

dont talk to me
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>>76054180
ah, for some reason i thought all you sandinavian countries had the same laws for buying alcohol
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>>76054180
>>76053903
welcome to freedom
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>>76052886
A good buddy is living in a rural town with his uncle so I plan to visit him. Gonna go fishing and shoot some clay, country shit. Doubt I'll make it out to Madeline Island this year but there is always next year.
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>>76054277
i cant even shitpot you, it is legitimately based being able to buy it wherever and for much cheaper than here

i brought a shitton back with me last time
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>>76052886
good lord most of the replies to this were depressing, i didnt think there were this many losers on here lol
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at least the meme final is on since the leastern game is over
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>>76054376
>i didnt think there were this many losers on here lol
post you room
>>76053792
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>>76054228
oh man, it was amazing.

I appreciate your wish and reciprocate.
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>>76054033
Someone screencap this
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>>76054273
Nah. Sweden, Norway, Finland, Iceland and Faroe Islands all have a monopoly. But not Denmark. That's where you go for slightly cheaper alcohol. And Germany is where you go for cheep alcohol.

>>76054277
Thanks my friend
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>>76054277
>>76054329
Yeah, well...Can you choose from 1915 different brands of beer from various countries in the land of the free? Not that I defend the alcohol monopoly but without it there would be like three brands of beer to choose from.
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>>76054033
>>76054444
Does this mean Ottawa wins?
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>>76054033
>>76054444
>>76054499
wew

I'll probably break the chain though
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post room(you wont) or stfu
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>>76054497
>Yeah, well...Can you choose from 1915 different brands of beer from various countries in the land of the free?
yes
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>>76054525
post yours and I'll post mine
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>>76054483
And Czech Republic for cheapest alcohol
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>>76054551
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>>76054625
Yeah, but trips there are trips where all alcohol is consumed before going back home
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>>76054277
>freedom is buying options

that's a shallow definition. Not even the original core of slavemasters who seceeded from Britain would agree with you.
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>>76054730
post your apartment then grease
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Don't drink alcohol.
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>>76054775
I already have
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>>76054801
you dropped this
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refpuck
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you are all stupid fucking niggers
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>canadives
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>>76054928
snes in 7
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>>76055035
nobody likes you stop posting
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>>76053792
>Phillies fan

Get out
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>>76055114
stupid nigger
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>>76052886
Study
Watch more anime
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If Sweden lose this I will kill my roommate. We share kitchen, toilet and hallway, he moved in yesterday and today he has had like 7 fucking people running in and out from the apartment and the toilet the whole fucking day, and the rest of the time he has spent in the kitchen washing dishes over and over again. Fucking immigrant fuck...
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>>76055246
>Study
lmao. if any fag came here before graduating college they deserve it.
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>>76055316
hanrej
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>>76055316
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>>76054033
You have 24 minutes to do so. Better get to work Sens.
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TOO MANY SWEDES
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>>76055316
>he has spent in the kitchen washing dishes
sounds pretty responsible really
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>>76055750
Well, he moved in yesterday and hopefully didn't move with dirty dishes.
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sweden is going to win
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>>76056282
Piss off with your reversed jinx, you whore.
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ref btfo
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BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>>76053443
why the fuck is your tv so high lmao is your neck okay m8?
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>1993
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>KILLORN
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>>76056467
this is why kucherov shit on him
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Based Lindberg!
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refpuck
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>>76053583
>I have 3 in red white and blue
Damn bro that's gonna get you some mad puss
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>>76055316
>the rest of the time he has spent in the kitchen washing dishes over and over again


oh dear gods, how could one person be so inconsiderate? Washing the dishes??? That's practically terrorism!
And all the suspicious people in the apartment are his accomplishes! He may say that he's bringing people over to see his new home and make it more homely for him, but you know the truth... Remember, Bin Laden did a cameo in Friends.
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>>76056708
did he really
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ot starting to get meme
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>>76056802
>he doesn't know about the single most iconic, legendary moment in Friends.

Wheredid you grow up, under a rock?
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>>76056883
>most iconic moment
>not "take thee Rachel"
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>>76056883
not big on friends unfortunately
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what a fucking meme sport
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>timeout
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So~ boring.
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>>76056883
>being a Friendsfag
Not surprising I guess
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>nhl game is a blowout
>iihf game has meme shootout end
today's hockey sucked ass.
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GG Sweden. I'm afraid our goalie is not shootout material.
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>memeout
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>>76057115
>wcf only good because of goonery

what went wrong?
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OT should be 4v4 for 20minutes then 3v3 for 15 then 2v2 for 10 then 1v1 for 5 then shootout
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why don't they just continue with ot
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>>76057252
Or... or we could just have OT be endless 5v5.
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>>76057252
thats brilliant
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>>76057288
wouldn't 1v1's be more fun
>>76057289
thanks
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>>76057252
That's Futsal rules.
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Post swedish qts
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LETS GOOO SWEDEN
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>>76057342
t. cuck
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WE LOST
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:(
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>Canada
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>>76057376
JUST KIDDING WE WON
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JUST
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>both the best player of each team couldn't score
Really makes me think.
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>>76057332
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Whats happening?
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Marner bust
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HEJA SVERIGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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gg sverge
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>76057489
get frigged
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CHINADA LOSES!
NORDS WILL RISE AGAIN
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Congrats
>lundpads
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>>76057489
gg you won

fuck
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>>76057450
Nice, this is swedish qt thread now
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lol get FUCKED canada

>world juniors
>world championships
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>rags
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>canada loses in shootouts at skoda-cup
>canada loses its chances at stan lee cup

Is this the day of the canadian genocide?
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>Canada btfo
>Sens btfo

Today was a sad day.
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reminder you can still claim you don't care, Canada
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>>76057612
:(
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>>76057571
Present your medal of literally any kind any time.
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Well done
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Rip 50e kanada is truly the worst country
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>>76057640
he mentioned it, we won teen hockey
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>>76057612
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>>76057640
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HAHAHAHA fuck you canadafags!
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skoda is fun to watch when the /goodguys/ win their games.

good job russia and sweden :3
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lmaoing at your country
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>>76057612
>good guys winning both games
>sad
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>>76057597
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RAKED
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HEJA SVERIGE
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do other european leagues not have endless OTs in the playoffs? I wonder where this retarded idea of shootouts in the finals comes from
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>>76057694
>keith/toews babby
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Bäckström has now won the World Championships with both Michael Nylander and William Nylander
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>>76057688
Canada only cares about juniors when they win duh
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Why does second place hurt so bad?
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>>76057450
what a monstrosity

I bet she 's a finn
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>>76057798
Is it worth it though?

>This is Nicklas Backstrom's fifth MWC. Asked him why he keeps doing it. Terse reply: "It’s because we keep losing in playoffs." #Caps
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called it
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>>76057612
snes in 7

cap this post
cap it
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>>76057832
Said the virgin
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>leaving early
>during a win
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>>76057841
Is it worth losing in the SC playoffs for? No
Is it worth instead of sitting home and jerking off? Yes
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>>76057863
>>76057863
>tomorrow theme/reddit mode
go back cuck
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SOME FUN FACTS

>Only 3 (Three) countries ever achieved IIHF golden hattrick - Canada, Czech Republic and Soviet Union
>Since 1953 (Nineteen-Fifty-Three), only country other than Soviet Union to achieve golden hattrick was Czech Republic in 1999-2000-20001

So, the only existing country to achieve golden hattrick in the past 64 years is Czech Republic

Another fun fact - Canada was just cucked from golden hattrick by Sweden

MOOSEFUCKERS BTFO
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>>76057832
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I guess the rest of the world has to win sometimes.
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>>76057899
does someone unironically not use tomorrow?
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SWEDEN
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>>76057895
idk, jerking off is pretty good and you don't have to deal with jet lag
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>divenada
>crynada
>wedontcarenada
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>Sens
>Good team

?????
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qt
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>Your 2017 Stanley Cup Champions
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>>76057905
Gee, these facts sure are fun!
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Apologize RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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Daily reminder to all Swedes. If you're not standing up during the national anthem you deserve to be shot and dragged through the streets with a purple dildo up your arses.
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WILLIAM NYLANDER BEST PLAYER IN THE WC CONFIRMED

NYLANDER CONFIRMED FOR MATTHEWS BEST FRIEND
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>>76057914
would
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lol nobody here cares for this faggy "sport" anyway
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>yuroniggers pretending anyone cares about this retard meme """"""""""""tournament"""""""""""""
embarassing t b h
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cg sweden

sweden > switzerland > canada
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>>76057905
I cannot get enough of these facts!
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>>76057993
Sweden has an anthem?
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>the Taylor Swift music on the Stanley Cup commercials
Now I'm not a T Swift hater but come on now
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>leafposters on suicidewatch
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sens taking a page from the oilniggers playbook with that loss
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Based pens

Sweden won iihf?
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>>76058030
Gotta get those normies
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>>76057967
Milwaukee in 5 imo
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>>76058041
yes and in doing so cucked canada hard c >>76057905
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literally don't even care about skoda cup
didn't watch a single game
let me know when nhl players come to olympics next and I will watch the ONLY international hockey that matters
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Yay for Backstrom
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>our boys still can't into shootouts
I hope those turn learned a lot.
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congrats to sweden team!
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>>76057914
much better

but is she really swedish?
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If I enjoyed watching my GF/wife have sex with a different man who would I root for between the preds, ducks, sens, and penguins?
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>>76058067
>>76058041
also canada is one gold from overtaking ruskies in historical rankings
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>>76058028
STAND UP
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>>76058095

Analslime Cucks
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>yuroshits
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>chinada
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>>76058095
preds based on location
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>>76058095
Penguins
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>>76058086
Thx
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>>76058077
teen hockey is the only one that matters, NHL players just get drunk and have orgies with ice dancers during Olympics
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>CONFETTI TIME
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>canadians nowhere to be seen
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>>76058095

Sens
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>>76058077
It's decent hockey desu, it should be held later in summer though. And maybe every 2 years so there's more hype. Nobody watches or cares at this time of year.
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>tfw no players from 2006 olympics left and because nhl players will be banned from future olympic tournaments it will be impossible for another swede to join the triple gold club
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>>76058087
100%
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>42 saves
Lundqvist is a god
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>>76058146
Jagr is the Dionysus of our millenium.
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>>76058172
>doesn't want the cup back where it belongs
Why even have american teams? It isn't like americans are good at the sport.
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>Maatta out playing Karlsson

WITH FINNS
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Salty Sens tripfag here, haven't tripped all year, but just wanted to say this.

Nothing about the Pens pisses me off more than what i saw in the stands today.

7-0, shut out on the line, and you FUCK LEAVE YOUR FUCKING STADIUM EARLY.

FUCK EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PENS """""""FAN""""""" Who even thinks this is acceptable behavior.

Nothing will make me happier than to see Crosby retire, and the penguins again become shit and all these fairweather casual fans stop showing up. And the penguins have to move.

You know it'll happen too, because it already fucking happened, and no true sports fan, not even a hockey fan, but true sports fan leaves early.

I know i'll be memed, with this, but fuck i'm fucking salty as fuck.
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>>76058172
24 years no cup and counting.
>>76058218
pic related.
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Hornqvist and Schultz maybe back next game. Pens are growing stronger
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>>76057914

>Posting a fucking coalburner

Sven
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Do people unironically celebrate winning hockey world cups?

It's literally the least prestigious hockey tournament
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>>76057914
>Larsson's remarks and opinions towards men have drawn attention in both the public and media, a few of which have garnered criticism. Some followers have even taken to calling her a "man-hater"; which Larsson says she "happily [is]", stating: "It doesn't really hurt men if I hate them."[49]

D R O P P E D
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>>76058192

>implying world cup of hockey wont replace olympics on the prestige scale
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>>76058259
that means she would be a good dom
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>>76058259

hot
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>Canadians right now
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Based Finland
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>>76058259
That's the new normal man
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screencap of lundqvist brothers plz
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>>76058242
>this mad at corporate nerd bandwagoners leaving early

Kek the real fans were sitting out in the rain watching the big screen. Pens home games went to shit in 2010.
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>>76058146
>teen hockey is the only one that matters

This. especially now that NHL players are banned from the Olympics
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>>76058257
>being buttblasted enough to get a swedish proxy
fuck off leafnigger
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MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP

CANUCKS BTFO
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>>76058242
Nice blog post! I look forward to your next one
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>>76058242
No one will defend it. I couldn't afford tickets desu.
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>your Pittsburgh Penguins 2017-17 MVP
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>>76058344
>JAKE VIRTANEN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Has the 1-3-1 been exposed?
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Inbreddators are going to get rekt af tomorrow
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>>76057905
Another fun fact
Slovakia has won IIHF gold more times than the USA
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>>76058367

>whining about refpuck
>7-0

what did he mean by this?
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>>76058373
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Why do they interview malkin. Does anyone understand what he is saying
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>>76058392
Fun Fact
This is not true - USA won twice
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>>76058398
>What is the EC semifinals?
>>
>Pongs vs Preds

Is this, dare I say it, the worst cup of all time?
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>>76058267
NobodY cares about bettmans meme tournament
I hope somebody 9/11s him
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>>76058392
>>76058418
In the last 50 years
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>>76058367
Gee, I was so surprised when the ref pulled the snes goalie and they had to play all thirds with an empty net.
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>>76058403
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>>76058422
Did you forget canes-oilers
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>CRAPITALS
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>>76058430
well this feels arbitrary
>>
Gee these conference finals seem s boring
Especially compared to GOAT Preds-Ducks and rags-Sens series
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>>76058388
>dude cali bro
>literally not reddit: the state
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>7-0
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>>76058447
>Canes oilers
>Bruins nucks
>Kongs Debbies
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>>76058448
Kek at least he's honest
>>
haha time to forget about hockey until olympics. cya nerds.
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>>76058422
>not every cup that had either kongs or hawks in the 2010s

what a faggish place hoc has become
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>>76058192
Olympics will be a retarded next year. Just one more thing Bettman has done to ruin hockey.

>>76058267
World Cup is total meme crap.

>Team North America
>Team Europe

Corporate garbage to boost shekels. Plus I like watching the other countries like Latvia, Switzerland, Germany and stuff. I honestly think the NHL is Cultural Marxism trying to destroy real hockey and ruin enjoyment for people.
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>>76058481
>Bruins nucks

This was quite good actually, at least as far as shitposting material went
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>>76058481
Any kings cup is a good cup
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>>76058422
It is. It really is.
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>>76058448
Poor guy
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>>76058492
team europe will be replaced by an actual country, decided by a pre-tourney
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>>76058242

At least they have people who put asses in the seat desu.
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Why don't we have any immigrants in our team? NOT VERY TOLERANT
>>
Will Condom play game 6, and eventually 7, putting the final nail in the season of the team that traded him for a bag of pucks?
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>>76058367
Actually it was being slow to pucks, and defensive lapses that fucked the sens up this game.

And a non functioning powerplay that is actually worse than playing 5v5 that is costing the Sens the series.

But that Stone slashing penalty and the wingles "roughing" penalty were the two fucking worst penalties i've seen in a while. Those are penalties i'd expect in november. but not in the fucking playoffs.
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>>76058543
Nylander is literally born in Canada
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>>76058481
Bruins nucks was GOAT
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>>76058559
This would be top meme
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>>76058367
>0/29 on powerplays
>MUH REFPUCK
>>
Chris JohnstonVerified account @reporterchris

Guy Boucher on #pens: "We know they're a better team. Everyone knows that on the planet."


Even their own coach admits it lmao.
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>>76058559
He wasnt very sharp. I'd go with anderson
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>>76058562
Sweden's best player is canadian
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>>76058624
The best player of the world championships doesn't want to play for Canada
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If the penguind win the cup with murray in net that would be so unfair to fleury
>>
>>76058388
you guys are completely hosed
>>
LMAO why is Finland so gay?
>>
>>76058652
Only because he wouldn't have made team canada
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Why doesn't Joel Lundqvist play in the NHL?
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>Nick Bonino's truck broke down in the middle of the highway on the way to the game today
>Based Bill picks him up
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>>76058608
CROSBIED
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>>76058668
He did make it into the team that beat team Canada.
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>>76058655
If the Penguins win the cup, does letang get his name on it?

It would be top meme if he didnt.
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>>76058668
>best player in the tournament
>wouldn't have made the team
Lol
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>>76058682
He does. Played enough games
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>>76058448
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>>76058701
I thought you had to play playoff games.
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>>76058422
Pongs preds would actually be a good final with both teams healthy. As is the pens blow them out
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>>76058735
How? Pens are broken
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>bitch marner
It's official now

Nylander > Marner
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>>76058712
Either a certain number of regular season games or at least one SCF game
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Lundqvist truly is the king isn't he?
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>>76058735
the penguins arent exactly what I'd call healthy
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>>76058751

>0 cups
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>>76058655
It's the only way he's going to get his name on the cup again in his career once he gets sent to Vegas.
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>>76058747
They're close to being the healthiest they've been since January
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>>76058751
Nylanders a year older

either way I win :)
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>>76058712
41 regular season games or 1 playoff game. Letsng has 41 games played kek
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>>76058672
because he was too dumb to play goalie too
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>>76058779
>87
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What's up with their hairlines
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>>76058242
hey, where have you been?
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>>76058712
1 playoff game OR
Half a season and tanger played exactly half a season so he's good. Everyone on the team is eligible I believe
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>>76058826
>when your twin brother wins the genetic lottery
>>
Thanks for nothing Connor McMeme
What, were you too busy watching anime, or were you just still coping with embarassment after getting Getzlaffed?
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>>76058843
they should both style their hair differently tbqh famalam
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>the Vancouver Jake Virtanens
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>>76058901
>CANUCKS
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>>76058888
>those digits

McNotReady eternally btfo
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>7-0

wow great "sport" you have there
>>
What are we, the nba? Fuck. 7-0. Horrible.
>>
Geno all but guaranteed the Conn Smythe at this point.
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>>76058917
Why does McMeme look so uncomfortable?

He is basically an honorary gook. He makes his teammates listen to their music and he's learning their language
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>>76058826
The more handsome one has a wonky face
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>>76058944
If crosby is within 2 or 3 points of him they'll give it to sid. Bill was the pens points leader last year and they gave it to crosby
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If Connor makes it to the olympics, he deserves no better than 3rd line center after Crosby and Getzlaf
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>>76058952
Is connnor McDavid really a weeb?
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>>76058944
If Crosgod pots a few more goals he will win it AGAIN. Malkin is approaching Mcmeme lvls of secondaries.
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>>76058826
>Not styling your hair the same way as your twin.

dumbass/10
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>>76058944
Crosby is going to turn on crosgod mode next game and the whole finals and steal another Smythe. You know this to be trure
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>>76058990
Insane.
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>>76058991
Yes, he makes draisaitl and the other coilers listen to gook music
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>>76059011
source?
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>>76059005
>>76058999
Kessel deserved it last year. Crosby had no goals in the finals
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>>76059030
>Kessel had more goals so he deserved it
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>>76059062
He was the more consistent player in the post season his line and murray dismantled the caps. Crosby had his best series vs trany bay but phil was always on
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>some asian girl got dragged into the water by a sea lion in bc

Hope its kippers
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>>76059062
>Cindy is the poster child so she deserved it
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Granlund - Grönland - Raanlunti
Sieppi - Tukiainen

Ykköskenttä on selviö jos loukkantumisia ei tapahdu. Joku kolmesta Grönluntista ottaa kiekon mailan lapaansa ja veivaa maaliin.
Alapäässä Sieppi pitää Ranelundit tyytyväisinä ja Tuksu häiritsee vastustajan peliä.

Litmanen - Myllylä - Evilä
Pitkämäki - Räty

Kakkonen on jo vähän kinkkisempi. Itse lähtisin tällaisella, jossa Litti heittää lättyä maalille ja Myllylä sivakoi niitä sisään parhaansa mukaan.
Evilä xyeetilee toimittajille ja taustatukea tulee Terolta ja Sepolta jotka viskovat keihäitä vastustajan niskaan.

Kankkunen - Räikkönen - Häkkinen
Kummola - Suhonen

Kolmoskentässä avainsana on vauhti. Ideanahan on vain se, että ei jäädä kulmiin pyörimään vaan pyöritään koko kentän ympäri sellaista vauhtia,
että vastustaja ei pysy perässä. Antaa tärkeää lepoaikaa kahdelle ensimmäiselle ketjulle ja väsyttää vastustajia.
Pakkiparina Ape juo punaviiniä ja miettii filosofisesti ja Kale nostaa hintoja.

Halme - Tauski - Halla-aho

Neloskenttä on, kuten arvata saattaa, aikamoinen telaketju jonka peli perustuu kovaan fyysiseen peliin.
Varsinkin Halme ja Tauski pystyvät sen tason fyysiseen peliin, että vastustajia pelottaa. Kauhun ilmapiiri on avainsana.
Mestari taas argumentoi vastustajat tiukoilla faktoilla suohon, joten neloskentän ollessa jäällä vastustaja ei välty fyysiseltä tai henkiseltäkään väkivallalta.

Maalivahdiksi Pasi Nurminen, joka juo viinaa ja ajaa bussilla jäähallin seinään.
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Haven't seen Kippers the entire night? What happened?
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>>76059112
Gtfo with your moon runes binlan
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>>76059134
>moonrunes
>it's regular latin alphabet
do you even memes son
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fucking beautiful man
tears in my eyes
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>>76059128
Pongs have been getting refpucked all series. Refs trying their best to save Canada's last hope.
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>>76059094
Crosby won faceoffs
Was the best defencive forward in the top 6
Had a great amount of points
And went off the rails vs Tampa bay

Kessel scored goals consistantly.

Hard decision. Points arent all that matters
>>
Goddammit Gary I'm going to have to watch boreball tonight
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>>76059165
oh can... nvm
>>
>>76058560
At least wingles won't need to worry about being called for weak penalties next game.
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>>76058752
And the winning team can always request a waiver to have a name put on anyway, and that is almost always honored.
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>>76059178
>Not watching Legod obliterate Baawwwston.

I fucking hate apehoop but I'll never pass on bombston getting shit on.
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I'm not happy to be honest. Look at the all-time statistics, we only have 10 IHHF golds

Sovjet/Ryssland 27
Kanada 26
Tjeckien/Tjeckoslovakien 12
Sverige 10
USA 2

Even the czechs are better than us. We should have done much better while we had Forsberg, Sundin and Lidström
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>>76059165
Wait, wheres finlands flag? They got it wrong. What a funny IIHF joke.

GOLDEN GENERATION
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>>76059171
Why did kane win one then
>>
>>76059124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz6btjEurRw
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>>76059227
Because he literally carried that team.
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>>76059214
the difference is czech wont be winning one ever again
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>>76059227
Did you not watch the 2013 stanley cup playoffs?
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>>76059214
2003 and 2004 were our year
fucking canadians man
>>
Pretty sure Lundqvist got injured when nylander tackled him
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>>76059253
What's up with that? Why were they so much better before?
>>
>>76059227
Kane, also didnt have the most goals that year. Whats youe point?
>>
>>76059253
you are just mad that in the past 64 years (and counting) we are the only existing country to reach golden hattrick

yes, quite exactly like the one you were cucked from today
>>
>>76059294

Eh he was injured before that.
At lunchtime today he didn't think he was going to play the game.
>>
>>76059244
>>76059254
>19 points 9 goals 10 assists
>22 points 10 goals 12 assists

Phil objectively had a better post season when talking about winger goalscorers. But no conn smythe hmm
>>
>>76059327
The fuck is a golden hattrick?
>>
>>76059295
soviets arent funding their hockey programs anymore
>>76059327
not really we will have a chance to do it again
hope you do get better tho
>>
>>76059350
3 world championships in a row
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>>76059350
you almost had it
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>>76059339
>Crosby
>19 points 6 goals 13 assists

Yeah bill defintley obliterated him in points

Crosbys 2 way game won him Conn Smith
>>
>>76059358
honestly so do I famalam
we are not as hopelessly lost as slovakia is, but if we dont improve our hokkei infrastructure we will forever be stuck just outside of semifinals
>>
so when is USA ever going to win another wc? last time was 1960
>>
>>76059362
>>76059375

Jesus I didnt even know we won 1 in a row. Meme euro tournaments are boring
>>
>>76059397
That's fine
But there's definitely an argument that it could have been Kessel. Very easily.
>>
It was a dominant performance this afternoon by the defending champions. I mean look at this shit. LOOK AT IT

https://twitter.com/Allie874/status/866385690627649537
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>>76059415
>The Toronto Maple Leafs have won 4 (four) stanley cup since USA last won the world championship
>>
>>76059444
You could say Letang and Murray too.

Dunno why people make a big deal over Crosby winning it though
>>
>>76059455
Ya garbage turnovers, pathetic effort there. 3 line changes on that shift, of course they would score
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Some told me /hoc/ is in the middle of the Hawks dynasty.
>>
>>76059358
>>76059402
>soviets arent funding their hockey programs anymore
Also I am not sure if this is meme, but it's bullshit.
I mean how the fuck would soviets benefit from creating such strong competition? And more importantly, why the fuck would they want to enable their satellite state to wreck them?

We always had, and always will have, ice hockey tradition. I mean we won our first IIHF medal in fucking 1920.

However, us getting worse is somewhat related to the cold war ending. Winning sports tournaments and international prestige associated with that is simply not as important as it was before.
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>>76058242
LITERALLY SEETHING
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>>76059455
Looks like the pens are the team down 2-0 here. Why did the sens give up?
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>>76058242
>snes fan unironically shitting on another team's fans

You retards literally didn't sell out any of your playoff games until this round. You'd be in relocation talks if you weren't based in canada.
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sergels torg tomorrow

torilla tavataan
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>>76058919
>>76058939

that's a bonafide hockey score you casuals
DO I have to explain everything to you?
>>
It's strange that Mats Sundin is bigger in Canada than in Sweden.

I mean, he didn't win anything when he played for Toronto, how come people over there know about him?
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>>76059508
That's just how the meme trap looks when it gets exposed.
>>
>>76059568
>It's strange that Mats Sundin is bigger in Canada than in Sweden.
Source?
>>
hockey

more like gayckey

lmao
>>
>>76059604
HAHAHAHA
>>
>>76059566
Go find kippers and kill her then yourself
>>
>>76059604
this
literally never heard about this gayass """tournament"""
>>
Is Karlsson out for good?
>>
>memeorial cup

no thanks
>>
>>76059604
nice
>>
>>76059631
Its not like hes done much anyway
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>>76059631
they were just resting him apparently
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>>76058447
That was a good cup. First pro sports win for ANY sport in the Carolina's.
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>>76059631
Doubt. He's a hockey player going into an elimination game
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>>76059568
are you retarded? seriously dont mean to be rude but he was the best player on a team that's got one of the biggest fanbases, do the math

it's a shame he's not big in your country considering he was pivotal in your gold medal win in Turin and was your national team's captain for nearly a decade.
>>
Veeeee äääääämmm
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How can you support any NHL that is not part of the O6?

Every other team is modern plastic commersial shit
>>
No Eaves or Rakell tomorrow

Ducks are kill
>>
>>76059669
But karlssons' been on the ice for all of the sens gwg's xD
>>
>>76059535
Only game they didn't sell out was the first one in the second round.
>>
>>76059742
O6 is just a meme, there were more than 6 teams
>>
>>76059742
Do you really think the league would be better off if there were still only 6 teams? Use your brain now.
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>>76059707

You faggots had no business winning that and everyone knows it.
>>
>>76059768
>sweden
>brain
Sorry, lad. Islam quite literally rots the brain. The average Sven on /hoc/ is now dumber than the average Mikko.

Sad times.
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>>76059789
Yes they did. It was deserved
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>>76059789
>mad
>at carolina bbq
wew
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>>76059742
keys yourself my good man
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>>76058826
Imagine being the JUST twin, that would be horrible. Everyone would be like "what happened."

I have a Chad brother who's a doctor while I drink and shitpost on /hoc/, that's bad enough.
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>>76059822

>NC BBQ

Even Tex is better retard.
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>>76059718

He's big here, the other guy is just retarded/12 years old.
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ALL HAIL THE KING
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>>76059831
Wrong
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>>76059791
the average mikko is the smartest person on /hoc/ tho
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>>76059840
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>>76059856

Louisiana BBQ > KC > Memphis > Tex >St Louis> NC
>>
>>76059880
Hmm. Think he won something today
>>
who /rbccup/ here?
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>>76059169
>on a fucking change
90% of the time too many men penalties don't even affect the game.
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>>76059830
The oldest Manning brother has to deal with that.
He's very successful at what he does but the minute he leaves a room it's just colleagues going "JUST lol top kek"
>>
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Matt Murray still technically a rookie
Now has 17 playoff wins and counting
Most all time for a rookie goaler, obviously
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>the Western """""Hockey""""" League
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>>76059899
Both Mannings have won multiple titles though.
>>
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>>76059912

FUCK OFF
>>
>>76059921
he's talking about the one that's an accountant or whatever
>>
3-0 already ayy
>>
>>76059830
>I have a Chad brother who's a doctor while I drink and shitpost on /hoc/, that's bad enough

lmao your parents must be confused af wondering what went wrong in your case
>>
>>76059444
The only reason Kessel even won the Cup is because he was lucky enough to be traded to a team with Crosby.

Reminder that he wasn't even invited to play for USA at the World Cup.

>>76059568
>Sundin bigger in Canada than Sweden

Because he's literally one of the best Swedes to ever play. At the time he was the highest scoring Swede ever in the NHL, still the only Swede to ever reach 500 goals. Who the fuck is bigger than Sundin in Swedistan?
>>
>>76059921
Don't ever fucking respond to me ever again you worthless sack of dogshit
>>
>>76059912
wait, WHL is Western Hockey League??

i thought it was Women' Hockey League
>>
>>76059890
>mickey mouse tournamemt

May aswell rank the Spengler cup too
>>
Hockey is suck a shit fag sport, who actually watches this garbage?
>>
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>drafting finnish players
how can you be this stupid???
>>
>>76059942
>thanksgiving dinner
>"so anon met anyone lately? You must be thinking about getting married and having kids someday eh?"

Let it burn, just let it burn.
>>
>>76059947
>Because he's literally one of the best Swedes to ever play. At the time he was the highest scoring Swede ever in the NHL, still the only Swede to ever reach 500 goals. Who the fuck is bigger than Sundin in Swedistan?

But he didn't win the cup, the only thing that matter. Lidström won 4 times. Forsberg won it 2 times. But acutally, I feel sry for Sundin, he deserved better, he should have played for another team
>>
>tfw kippers comes in and shits of the comfiest /hoc/ thread in weeks
wow i hate orientals now
>>
>>76059979
I'll do what I want baby and you'll just have to deal with it.
>>
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>>76059903
Is there truely idiots who want to keep that Sieve Fleury?

>BUT MUH LOYALTY

Even Brodeur was let go when he became useless
>>
>>76060025

Sundin is a lot more well known than Lidström in Sweden. A lot of people watch the world champs that dont care about NHL
>>
>>76059947
He wasn't invited because Torts was salty as fuck
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*cleans up hoc*
>>
fuck hockey and fuck you
>>
>>76060003
You do sweetie
>>
so i guess now sweden will be a bunch of insufferable cucks for the next day?

irritating.
>>
>>76059555
pls translate this
>>
>>76060026
>now
>>
>>76060010
Fuck Finns and most especially fuck Swedes. Bunch of fucking chokers who hasn't won SHIT.
>>
>>76060098
Maybe if burgers tried harder and didnt get BTFO by Finland you could have avoided this
>>
>>76060059
A lot of local media talking heads who aren't quite ready to put their foot in their mouth just yet, but it's getting to that point. The only point they're clinging to anymore is Murray's questionable durability to remain healthy.
>>
>>76060120

We beat those cuck-sheds earlier this month, but no matter what happens Finland will always meme on us in tournaments.
>>
>>76060090
I didn't watch either game today because I was at church. I still have a right to be mad, though.
>>
>>76060137
What denomination?
>>
>>76060003
Deal with it
>>
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>>76060119
*Dives*
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>>76060158
Shaykhi.
>>
>penguins repeat
whats the point of the SCF are we ever going to get something new
>>
>>76060130
Why do you never reach the final?
>>
>>76060175
Preds can win
>>
>>76060106
g: granny
>- Have you ever experienced something like this before?
>g: Never! Never in my life
>g: I am 80 years old but i was fucking determined to come here
>g: Haha, this is good right?
>g: I LOVE SWEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>g: SWEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>
>>76060172
>islamic

why would gotta kill my erection kippers?
>>
>>76060181

Because Finland exists. I've just accepted as long as they're around they'll cuck us in international tournaments then go back to being shit at hockey afterwards like every other time.
>>
>>76060184
Was this after the gold medal in the Olympics?

>Finns will never have this feel
>>
>>76060025
He didn't win the Cup because he played on shit teams with no one. Sundin was literally the entire Leafs team for like 10 years. He played for the fucking Maple Pajeets his whole career while Lidstrom played for stacked Red Wings teams.

The fact Sundin scored so much playing on shit ass teams that never made the playoffs is better.
>>
>>76060205
no it was after either world championship or olympics gold in the 90s
>>
aside from his inevitable triple bypass, can anything stop bill
>>
>>76060205
why are you such a negro, kippers?
>>
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>>76060205
>Was this after the gold medal in the Olympics?
>>76060239
>no it was >>76060239
>olympics gold in the 90s
>>
>>76060128
Maybe if he would stay off that shit
>>
What a dogshit Skoda cup.
>>
>>76060264
Because Finland ruined my team's franchise and wasted 2 years of sucking with 2 shitty prospects.
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>>76060305
Anytime canada loses its good
>>
BROOKS SHOOKED
>>
>>76060309
>they drafted finns

loving every laugh
>>
>>76060437
>>76060437
>>76060437
new

>>76060286
kan knappt tänka efter den här vm finalen
>>
Who are some elite finn prospects
>>
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>>76060447
>new
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>>76060460
G Ukko Pekka Röövinen from Kärpät
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I am very hungry for duck
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>>76060477
autismanon...
>>
>>76060497
Nice mcdavid
>>
>>76060497
>duck
the chinese are feeding you seagull
t. knower
>>
>>76060515
If it tastes good I don't care
>>
Finland sucks at everything
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>>76060577
pls no bully
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