/f1/ Formula 1 General - Bossberg did it again Edition

mad amx

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who looking forward to RWL for the forseeable future?

>>76051298
Rosberg quite F1 m8

How come no one ever mentions Colin Chapman as the ultimate cheater lol

>>76051851
couldn't cheat death

>>76051946
he cheated prison by dying

>>76051851
Is it cheating if the regulations don't say something is illegal, Manuel?

>>76052014
>Manuel
Miguel*

Was the captcha broke for anybody else?

>>76052670
no but ur country is

>>76052740
I'm sorry, did you just assume my nationality?

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brb turning right

Does anyone have a stream for the Indy Qualifying? The one on youtube keeps buffering for me

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>>76053535
Found one: 90176444c50df6c9a60acdd488a65e1593f9e869

>>76051218
>when you get more children than WDC titles

>>76053535
>>76053946
any idea how long till alonso goes out

>>76054297
Not really, I don't know how many people still have to run in the 10-33 qualifying.

>>76053535
f4e2ade22f407fe567728923cbbe1ccb5b43a9df

>>76054560
Fast 9 starts at 5pm no matter what

>>76054297
won't be for another hour or so. he'll be the third one to go in the fast 9 group.

>Alonso changing engine

kek 9th place here he comes

How much does qualifying matter in Indy anyways? The race is so long and I thought ovals always have quite a lot of overtaking?

>>76054870
Doesn't matter too much, but it helps not to have to be in the back with all the shitters.

>>76055030
Theres a Honda joke in there somewhere

>broadcast switches from ESPN to ABC
>ESPN streaming is allowed in my area but not ABC

Ok.

Who are the commentators on espn? One of them sounds very Swedish.

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this faggot has been on the youtube livestream for the past like 6 hours, where can i watch this thing?

>>76056039
forget it, i found one

http://deportesmax.info/?canal=45c

>happylonso
Feels good lads. I hope come next weekend we get to see the weeb pose

https://strawpoll.com/51w4x2f

Do You Want Alonso To Win Indy 500?

I don't wanna be touched

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>>76056814
It would be nice

wait... is Monaco tihs weekend? did I just piss away another week? what am I doing

>>76055898
Scott Goodyear (a leaf) and Eddie Cheever (burger that grew up in Italy)

>>76056814
>no "i want him to turn right and just himself"
Shit poll.

>>76058300
>Russian banter

>>76058337
>everything is banter
Why can't Alonso just make something good for f1 for once?

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>>76059058
don't worry.

his f1 instincts will kick in and he'll turn right at 220mph

>>76059115
>side drafted
>car steps put slightly
>turns to correct
>car grips
>18 car pile up on fire with Alonso at the bottom

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>>76056814
I want him to be happy

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Why aren't you living the Kimoa™ lifestyle?

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Live Kimoa cool

>>76051218
I miss him so much.

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>>76060631
>>76060667
>input Malboro conspiracy here

quads for ric wins lol

>>76061143
Quality post.

>>76061143
I hope you get heem'd in your sleep

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Valtteri will never win another race

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>page 4
Sad!

nando and gimi to indy next season?

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>>76062188

>>76062280
Book it, Fernando has found joy in his life again. Only problem is he may overdose and die on freedom during the prerace ceremonies along with every euro watching

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Don't mind me, just on my way to winning the 2017 Formula 1™ World Drivers' Championship.

>>76062497
so nice that someone can be openly gay and accepted in 2017

>>76063969
Says some fag on 4chan

>>76063969
Well he never really came out said he was gay, it seems like a lot of people, including some of his fans, think he is straight.

so alonso is completely confirmed as one of the goats now?

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Bad luck with strike again.

I have started seeing movie posters for the McLaren movie. Looks good lads

>>76061172
>>76061288
?

>>76065169

He still have to survive next sunday

>>76066064
Someone posted some gay porn or something telling people to go to the new /heem/ thread and say "your all gay" or something along those lines

Who is the gayist Driver on the grid?

>>76066152

Ocon but he's such a cutie we like him anyway.
Past drivers, obv Senna.

>>76066152
Hamilton

>>76066152

Stroll

>>76066152
pascal

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call me when there are more than 3 overtakes in a race. Im done with this semen slurpage

>>76066191

Technically even Spain had more than 3 overtakes without the pits shenanigans but we don't really like you so just go.

>>76066191

and stay out!

>>76062497
I wonder what max does before the race

>>76066215
rubs one out

>>76066208
>>76066213
>reddit spacing
RAUS

>>76066218
kys

>>76066215
reads Mein Kampf

>>76066238

>Max
>Read

Pick one

>>76066238
Max literally hasn't read a book in his life

>>76066241
maybe Max thought Adi put some of his nice drawings into the book

>>76066241
>>76066250
he has the audio book

>FIA deadline for change of engine supplier 2018 passed without notice from McLaren. No switch to Mercedes

Top kek, Eddie Jordan btfo.

Post yfw Alonso stays with Mclelren

>>76055898
Did he advocate for interracial marriage?

>>76066258
How good is AMX's german, is dutch and german similar? They live on the same clay at least

>>76066294
pretty good, most Dutch celebs can speak German
quite similar and often easy to understand, although not as easy as a "dialect" as some memes suggest

>>76066258

Then I guess a book from the Frog & Toad serie by Arnold Lobel

Watching the Indy 500 qualy really made me miss the old F1 where tracks had grass, gravel and barely any tarmac runoff.

It was the perfect middle ground between 'crash into the wall and it's most likely a serious inury' and ' lol I just let it slide through the tarmac no biggie'.

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>>76066281

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>>76066289
>it's another "germany tries banter" episode
can't hear you m8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2XP4AzLksQ

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>>76066281

>>76051218
>latest mana tweet
>she is wishing she was reborn as James Rossiter's sexy fuck whore

Where were you when mana rejected Nico?

>>76066532

I was at home

Phone rang, it was Michael Schumacher

>Mana rejected Nico

"No"

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>>76066238

>>76066384
he looks like hulkenberg...

sounds like him too...

Fernando Alonso qualified 5th

That's excellent no matter what way you spin it.

>>76066916
>slower than sato

>>76066900
>his first book is Wobbler's autobiography

He'll swear off intellectuality forever.

>>76066919
>be Takuma-san
>driving indycars for the last decade
>your old mate from across the atlantic decides to have a crack at your series for fun
>only beat him by .065 of a mp/h

imagine when nando beats him in the race.

>>76066919
Experience means a crapton in oval racing. Sato was a lot like Maldonado, very fast sometimes but inconsistent and prone to dumb shit.

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>>76066928
That's if he is able to read at all...

>Going to school will cost you half a tenth, Max. You are to remain a shaved monkey for the rest of your life.

>>76066928
Do you need help with the bigger words mate?

>>76066928
how repetitive is it?

just a long rant, or a narrative about how sebastian beat him over and over again?

>>76066900
>first ever book I'm going to read

Is being an illiterate twat common among F1 drivers?

>>76066963
Karts takes up most of a young persons mental capacity. Just look at Alonso after his 2015 testing crash.

>>76067061
>I-I had s-sex in my life, p-please believe me
sure, m9

>>76067068
exbosed :D

fuggg :DD

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>>76067061
did you hook up for more sex lad?

>>76067099
nah just had a yarn over some glasses of wine

never brought up that moment but it was extremely awkward at first.

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>>76067111
>wine
m8 you need to prepare for a rootin

>>76066900
>12th October 2015
I'd wager he's still reading it at this point, if he hasn't given up yet.

oh snap it's monaco/indy/burgerking week

>>76066928
>reading books makes you intellectual

yeah sure
people always assume the methods of entertainment consumption from yesteryear are always more academic. people 100 years ago used to fear for their children's mental development because they wasted too much time reading books instead of going outside and learning trades

books = intellectual is bs

>>76067161
>greece wagering
Do you have anything left to wager once you've paid denbts?

>>76067172
>I have never read a book besides harry potter

>>76067205
I've only read hunger games when I was a kid, doesn't mean I'm thick. I had a BSc degree. You can learn loads from youtube and TV despite the media saying the le internet is evil

books don't equal intelligence

>>76067232
Your loss my dude, books are great.
>BSc
wow! congratulations!

>>76067313
films are far better, doesn't take 20 hours to consume the exact same information

only autisticos read books

>>76066963
He probably meant first book that was not mandated by school.

Coffee table books are great

Tiny, A5 sized page, 8pt print fuckers with 9000 pages can fuck off though

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>>76067240
>Germany gets his inspiration for banter from Youtube comments
this explains a lot

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>>76067346
>it's a Netherlands flagposting episode

>>76067175
We have some friends who we borrow money off from time to time :DDD

>>76067337
you're killing the banter matre, what are you doing

>>76067337
>book mandated by school
He went to school in Belgium m8

>>76067402
Struck a nerve there mate?

>>76067457
yes

>>76067421
>ha our country can't look after itself it's funny!!!

greeks should hang their heads in shame, you don't deserve to be called white

>>76067461
I'm sorry, did you just assume my nationality?

F1 2016 is 60% off

>>76067473
>posting on topic

>>76067468
Isn't 'greek' more a state of being instead of a nationality? Obese, lazy, fraudulent, buttsegs etc.

>>76067473
I've never had a a non-rally racing game entertain me. Shitty multiplayer and AI kill it for me. Will they ever make a proper F1 game?

>>76067491
I like having lots of cars and opponents around me. Classic Rally in Dirt games was a lot more fun for me when lots of other drivers drove in the same race (as ghosts preferably).

>>76067491
Not in a technical, literal, or otherwise actual way, no.

Every day I wake up and I see Greeks bumbling around the place like drunk toddlers, shouting and screaming about food/Germany/their incompetant government, stuffing their faces with souvlaki and Euros, and I thank God I'm an import.

Buttsegs is pretty good though.

>>76067538
>shouting and screaming about food/Germany/their incompetant government
>Germany
you should watch out, with Turkey shitting the bed Greece and Spain became our #1 tourist destination

>>76067538
How is the burek in greece m8? Is it bosnia-levels of GOATness.
The lidl here sometimes sells this greek version with cheese, it's decent but shit compared to the real deal

>>76067566

You do not genuinely believe that tourists are going to get mobbed due nationality, right? If it did not happen in 2012, it sure as hell won't happen at all

>>76067582
I was in Rhodes on holiday a few years ago and got nothing. But in tourist regions there's probably more foreigners during the summer than natives.

>>76067566
I've noticed. But you missed the point: >>76067468

>>76067573
They make it with zucchini. It's nice but not as nice as the buttsegs.

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>>76067598
>zucchini

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>>76067598
>Zucchini

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>>76067598
>zucchini

>>76067598
>zucchini

>>76067867
nice pic of Ricciardo

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

>>76067881
don't bother, pajeet

I gave trying to follow ages ago

>>76051218
lmao why is he so fuckin smug

>>76067909
Because he has a Wife, Two kids soon and is F1 World Champion. He has every right to be smug

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>>76067909
because Lewis will never have this

>>76067172
brainlet

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>>76067457
>non bong/aussie/kiwi saying 'mate'

>>76068084
>oh no, someones appropriating muh culture!

>>76068108
don't act like it isn't weird, buddy

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>>76068084
>criminal flag
>allowed to use computers and internet access
weird prison matey boy.

STOFFEL, TOFFEL, OFFEL, FFEL AFFEL, WAFFEL!

>Will Stoffel beat the other guy?

>>76067909
Good wife
Cute kids
Success in his field of work
No money worries for rest of his life

No reason not to be smug.

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>>76068342
>success in his field of work

>>76068364
>posting memes that literally make no sense at all

>>76068381
>it doesn't make sense that Lewis is an objectively more successful driver than Nico

If you're delusional / stupid, I guess.

>>76068392

>Implying that Hamilton winning more championships dosen't make Rosberg a WDC anyway.

You sure have strange beliefs Nigel

>>76068403
>he doesn't understand the meaning of the words "more successful", particularly the word "more"

>>76068444
except the discussion was never about who was more successful, it was Nico Rosberg's success in his field of work, when you derailed it with /f1/'s worst ever meme

you fucking pillock

>>76068444

>"Rosberg is successful in his field"

>Hamilton is more successfuller than him reeeeeee"

t. literally (you)

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>>76068484
>>76068487
>he thinks nico can be considered successful for lucking his way to a single championship

that guy is lost cause

No more (You)s for poms.

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>>76068523
What about us cheeky lads?

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@76068507

>Being a mong bong

You ain't even the first, just give up

>>76068572
You'll be given smacks in the 'nads.

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>>76068523
>>76068586
You seem to be perturbed by Lewis' greater success :-)

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>>76068595
Is there a chance to punch somewhere other than my balls?

>>76068649
Not on your life, my Anglo, well rhyming cob.

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F

>>76068730
;_;

>>76068730
inevitable, really after reading exactly what happened and how severe his injuries were

bummer.

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>>76068730

>>76068507
He successfully capitalized on Hamilton's shit driving.

>>76068730
kek

http://fox59.com/2017/05/22/pole-winner-scott-dixon-dario-franchitti-robbed-at-gunpoint-in-speedway-taco-bell-drive-thru/

>be kiwi
>have career in america
>get pole for indy
>go to taco bell with your ex-colleague
>get robbed
>almost get shot

U S A

>>76068730

Schumi should have been too

>>76068949
https://twitter.com/GanassiChip/status/866677244424597504
not bad banter for a seppo though

>>76068834
You realise if Hamilton had had the same number of mechanical failures as Nico then Hamilton would have won the title, right?

That is, you realise that Lewis' mechanical failures ARE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE for Nico "winning" the title, right? That's simply a mathematical fact

>>76069055
You realize if your mom had made you 5 years earlier, you wouldn't have autism, right? That's simply a mathematical fact.

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you now remember F1 2000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6aYcxqF6bc

>>76069098
Damn right I do lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jh-YdSPpZk

>>76069114
one of my favorite game soundtracks ever, playing it on psx simulator right now to revive my childhood memories

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSvkfy3ddrk

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>>76069132
>This comes on after you bag a point as Mazzacane

>>76069083
What an irrational response. It's almost as if you're perturbed by Lewis' statistical superiority to Nico.

@76069055
>Choking 5 starts
>"Muh mechanical failures"

Literally plebbit-tier

>>76069098

could you imagine Hamilton congratulating Vettel on the WDC like this after a long-fought season? he'd probably throw a fit and not look him in the eyes once

@76069207
>statistically would have won the season if it wasn't for mechanical failures
>not being able to understand this simple mathematical fact

Literally idiot tier

2nd to last Indy 500 practice is live on YouTube

>>76069263
Even Alonso congratulated Vettel. There's a video of it from Brazil 2012.

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*shits in thread*

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>>76069098
>that hug with Mika
>that friendly hanshake with Jacques

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*loses two wars*

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Reminder

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is this uk shitposter the same black hamilel fan thats gone extra retarded or is he a new one?

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>>76069098
Schumacher's wife looked a bit like Pamela Anderson when she was younger.
Chris Jericho's wife has a similar look.

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>>76069263
Sebastian "Sportsmanship" Vettel

http://www.espn.co.uk/f1/story/_/id/13186097/sebastian-vettel-involved-lawyers-multi-21-says-mark-webber

>>76069304
I have been using my loo all day friend. My cats uses a nearby field or in a specially selected cat tray. The cats know they can use the tray. One cat will not use the tray while one cat does not like to go into the field. I have asked both cats why they do this but still awaiting a reply. You must not use the tray though. Ask to use my toilet. It is in the bathroom area. Once you have finished in there please do wash you hands. Remember to dry your hands after washing them. I hope you had an ok visit to the toilet

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>>76069357
Reminder

>>76069381
I hoped you were on my side mate, I defended you from people mocking you

Also I'm not black, as I keep pointing out. I am a white guy who supports the statistically most successful British driver - why wouldn't I?

I guess people have to attack Lewis for his race because they are too made too agitated and uncomfortable by his achievements. Sad!

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Versions of this meme tolerated in /f1/

1. pic related

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>>76069473

>>76069413

>trusting the word of the forever butthurt #2 aussie

>>76069482
it's totally something red bull-era vettel would have done though

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>>76069473
>he can't tolerate the statistical superiority of lewis hamilton
You appear to have been coaxed into a snafu :-)

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>>76069502
I bet this is true but totally misleading. He probably brought his lawyers because Mark insulted him, threatened him or said he was going to inform the world of their secret affair. Cheeky lad that he is.

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Here's a stat: pic related is/was a Lewis Hamilton fan.

>>76069555
Well those triple repeating digits all but back this up. You'd be a fool to go against this fact. And someone close the back door yeah. Getting drafty up here now

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>>76069481

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>>76069555
Do you think Lewis already visited him in jail?

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>>76069555
what kind of man would drink at such a blurry pub?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13020584

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>>76069589
What kind of man takes photos of his mum having a shit to auction off then blurs them?

>>76067172
good thing intellectual heavyweights such as you can sustain yourselves on reading /pol/ and super duper red pilled """"""""blogs"""""""

>>76069595
Nando at Indy is a win/win for us either way. If he wins we get to laugh at motor/sp/ort general more than when F1 reject Rossi won. If Nando fucks up or Honda lets go we get to laugh at him as he gets more & more depressed

>>76067328
and you can watch your youtubes when you sit at your IT helpdesk job your BSc degree got you! :D :D :D :D

>>76069577
Do we even know if he's still alive? Maybe he offed himself when the TV licencing van rocked at 101 Turner ave

>>76069647
I now I'd take myself out rather than face whatever the vans have in store for me. But honestly Henno will probably never serve time & even if got close to it he'd throw all in on the autism card to just get something like a basic curfew & maybe some sort of monitored net usage at worst

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>>76069595
Excellent

>>76069636
What will you do when he gives it a good effort and drives it to a respectable top ten finish?

>>76069413
Glad webber got cucked.

Never forget Brazil GP 12 start

>>76069739
Probably have a drink then forget about it after few days. You snooker'd me there desu

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where can i watch VWL era seasons for free?

>>76069886
torrents
piranha exchange
r4e

you now remember that Sergio Perez was a McLaren driver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_ZYZIP6wRE

>>76068730
MotoGP is not a sport.

S

>>76069929

What's strange? Most drivers goes through backmarkers before getting into more competitive teams. :^)

>Alonso
>supposed to be the GOAT of all time punished god of motorsport
>outqualified by Alexander "lucked into Indy500 win after half a decade in GP2" Rossi in the same car, same team etc
>Takuma fucking Sato goes faster as well

Watch him finish a casual 11th or something in the race. Is Alonso, dare I say, exposed?

Button will finish P7 in Monaco btw

>>76069976
No motorsports are real sports, that's why they had to tack an extra word on the front.

>>76069979
reddit joke, have upvote :^)

>>76069473
>tfw my picture is still going strong 6 months on

>>76069999
What a waste of quads

>>76069083
not really, it would only make him statistically less like to have it, no guarantees

>>76069929

>you are now aware that Sergio Perez has more podiums than McLaren post-2013
>Sergio Perez probably has more points total than McLaren post-2013 (I didn't check but I'm gonna assume this is the case)

>>76070023
Nah.

McLaren have had 281 points since 2013, Perez only 238.

Perez got almost as many points last season than McLaren did in the last two, however...

>>76070023
>(I didn't check but I'm gonna assume this is the case)

Actually Perez is at 272 and McLel is at 284.
On the other hand 180 of those McLaren points come solely on 2014

>yfw Sergio Cheeky Perez becomes a Ferrari driver in 2018 and BTFO's SEB

The Mexican is growing stronger...

Taco Senna mode soon to be unlocked

>>76070081
At this rate he'll pass them in Canada

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>mfw Esteban Ocon wins a WDC before Max Verstappen

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>>76070135
more like he goes to ferrari in 2018 and gets sacked after a year, and goes back to force india

>>76070136

Official list of Sergio Perez master tracks:

>Canada
>Spa
>Baku
>Monaco (recent form at least lol)
>Abu Dhabi

He will get a podium at one of these

>>76070161
His car doesn't have the speed nor pace to get a podium at spa

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>not driving a Saab 9-5 Aero

>>76070180

He doesn't get on podium by the power of the car but by the power of the memes.

>>76070181
>For me, it's the Saab 9-3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqU1Ejp2aQw&t=1s

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You're walking around the city and this motherfucker slaps your gfs ass and gives you this look.

What do you do?

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>>76070235
Slap his sister's arse and give him this look

>>76070181
Literally my first car (Kombi/Wagon) of course. Based car except for some GM meddling. Loved spinning the front wheels in third gear.

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>>76070235
walk away slowly and carefully

he probably has inherited his father's negotiation skills...

>>76070219

I don't even know how you can drive a FWD with that much power. Saab's are ultimo sleepers though and generally can get them in decent condition used because they're made well and not RWD so they're not destroyed by edgelords

Nicky Hayden is kill

f

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>>76070235
go to the local pond and kill all his spawn

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>>76070298
don't talk to us ever again

>>76070235
give him a thumbs up back

where will acorn be in two years

>>76070235
Drink a beer in front of his face

>Heineken is geen beer

>spend 2 decades in F1
>potato skiing

>spend your entire life driving spicbike
>die bicycling

Why are these ""sports"" allowed again?

>>76070324
i want another (You) on this post immediately

>>76070487
no worries la

Worst thread?

>>76070586
hardly

>>76070586

Not made by a brazilian or a toothpaste so is already outisde the bottom places

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>>76070677
and the multi-reply hamilton autist seems to be behaving himself

maybe we'll reach the mid-table...

>>76070181
>Aero
>clearly not as aerodynamically efficient as possible

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>>76070235
slap his in return

>>76070780
Why is he wearing Victoria's jeans?

>>76070794
Took the wrong pair after the hoo-hoo.

>>76051218
>2ndberg
FUCK THIS FAGGOT

>>76071033
Instant regrets

>>76071033
>$510

Only if you buy it in pink

>>76071033
Dunno, how drunk are you?

>>76071033
how about D4RYL or H3NN0 or BLURRED

>>76069886
http://f1fullraces.com/

>>76070780
I like wearing tight trousers myself but fucking hell m8

>>76071085
yeah you're right. I drive a giulietta. Merc driver plates wouldn't look right on it

Maybe I should look Gimi plates instead

>>76071033
why not H4MWDC?

>>76071385
>I drive a giulietta.

ahahahahaha

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>>76071404
>not liking alfas

pic related: you and your mate waiting for your bus that won't show up.

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How does this make /f1/ feel?

>>76071496
You sure that's not you after your Alfa has broken down?

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>>76071504

More or less pic related

>>76071510
>le 'alfas are unreliable' meme
youre living in the past, my negro. the giulietta is fine.

>>76071496

Yea Alfas are pretty cool it's just that a Giuletta isn't.

Could have gotten a 156 with a V6 engine for like fifth of the price or less , maybe even a 156 GTA for the price of a new Giuletta. Not a super autismo on Alfa prices but they're pretty cheap (which is why you would get one with a perfect maintenance record and not owned by a teenager secondhand and you actually have a semi-reliable car)

The Giulia on the other hand oh baby, can't wait for the used prices on those bad boys

>>76071623
The QV is cool. If it isn't then everyone else is wrong.

>>76071623

>mfw people criticize Alfas for rusting (instead of the other 1000 actual faults they legitimately do have) and compare them to Merc/BMW/Volvo from the early 2000's

I dunno what happened with car manufacturing in the early 2000's, well I know what happened with Mercedes and Volvo (S40 and V40 lmao) but those cars are total rustbuckets unless constantly ultra well-maintained. There's some good Merc C-classes, there's also countless of shit ones. The V and S40s still on the road are mostly atrocious, the Alfa 156's etc still on the road are not much worse than their competitors

>>76071774

Yea do you drive a QV though?

>>76071822
ja

in alfa red, of course.

>>76051218
motor/sp/orts fags MUST stick toghether >>76068549

>>76052924
I bet he didn't see the left turn.

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>>76068507
>spend 4 years at Williams
>spend 6 years at Mercedes
>win CS 3 times with Mercedes
>win WC
>luck
yeah no

>>76072063
when did he drive for williams again?

>>76072080
2006-2009

>>76072063
>mathematically would have lost the WDC if Lewis hadn't had his ridiculous mechanical failures
Literally yes, it was luck. He was always just a middling driver, a Romain Grosjean, a Sergio Perez - nothing more.

>>76072080
he was there when Nakajima was

>>76072098
>>76072100
thought we're talking hamilton cause previous post pic sry

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>>76070181
>not driving Saab 900

Lmaoing at u plebs

Got a date tomorrow lads, what F1 related conversation starters do you know?

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Post drivers who have won at least 2 races at Monaco

>>76072129
"Do you rate Schumacher? I ordered some mashed potatoes for you"

>>76072129
stole that from the internet desu but whatever
I'm on the hard compound
soft to hard in 2 sec
fernando is faster than me

>>76071504
does "event" include all the practices and quali?

>>76072143
Is that Joe, Lee, or Palmer?

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>>76072129
Just play it off like F1's alpha male.

Bumble about her, ask ridiculous, asinine questions and you're home free.

>>76071783
>I dunno what happened with car manufacturing in the early 2000's, well I know what happened with Mercedes and Volvo (S40 and V40 lmao) but those cars are total rustbuckets unless constantly ultra well-maintained.

Cost cutting in manufacturing and lack of common sense. Stuff like cutting steel after galvanizing it, it is cheaper to make car doors in pairs and cut 'em apart after galvanizing the stell, bad thing is that it leaves a small surface isn't protected from rust. A friend of mine is mechanic working for importer of Mercedes, warranty replacement of rusted doors of relatively new E-class Mercs is big part of how he makes his pay check. Only properly Mercedes

>Someone cut costs on production side of Mercedes and got promoted for that.
>Someone in spare parts division rubs his hands.
>Someone in warranty department is facepalming.
>Someone in the board is pleased because one division of corporation is showing cost cuts and one division shows growth in sales.

My guess is that they are counting on that not too many clients notice that doors of their cars are rusting before warranty runs out.

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>>76072210
no, it's only joe.

lee & palmer are drunk off their arses round the back of the garage

Do you think Takuma Sato listens to eurobeat?

>>76072129
ask about spark plugs

>>76072212

Think I'm going to go with this one, thanks lads