OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD 2

Wenger in

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Why isn't there a chelsea thread ffs? I can't make one because I seem to be banned from making threads

>got to get a summer job

ffs

>Brendan Rodgers had an invincible season

How shit must the SPL be?

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>just 10 more minutes of football

>>76046831
I considered doing it but I figured nobody would care.

>>76046847
>Kolo Toure has two invincibles season

>>76046831
chelsea don't really have that many fans

they also won the league the other day

>>76046831
No one cares enough about chelsea

>>76046847
The SPL is pretty awful, mate.

>Last /3pm/ of the season

Lads.

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>>76046848
only just starting m8 ;)

>>76046909
At least we've got an international tournament to look forward t...

oh

>>76046910
HK for lyfe

>>76046847
>a team of gibraltarian part timers have more wins against celtic than the entire scottish top flight this season
Fucking Christ.

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>>76046910
a-are there any p-part time d-dentists?

>slimani

S I X
I
X

>>76046848
Women's Euros start July, so that's something, isn't it lad?

>>76046937
odd years are a serious fucking meme and need to stop

>camera spending more time on costa on the bench than the game

>Spurs scoring 12 goals in 2 games

moses is shit

hope tottenham play like this next season good heavens

>>76046937
confed cup la

>>96

>>76046937
Europa League, FA Cup and Championes finals left.

>

>>76046967
will probably watch that tbf

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>>76046937
Are you forgetting the prestigious Confed cup?

>>76046996
so will i, even though it's atrocious

there are some hot players too, like Henry for France

>>76047003
I get a feeling theres a confederations cup every fucking year.

>>76046971
This emerging shit season/good season/shit season/ good season pattern is kind of irritating at this point

You know you're never going to have a good one during odd number years

haha Hull what the fuck

S E V E N
E
V
E
N

>faster at making decision
>doesn't easily fall
>an actual threat to defense
GJesus doing good job as winger, what is the point of sterling.

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>>76047032
toni is my 'fu to be honest

>audible zabaleta chant on final score
;_;

WE WANT EIGHT

WE WANT EIGHT

>shitsnal

hehe

Are Spurs venting their frustrations or what, 13 goals in 2 games is insane

>>76047085
>watching final score

(´・ܒ・｀)

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what do chelsea need to compete in Europe? Walked the league 2 times in the past 3 years and PSG knockout twice in round of 16. If I remember correctly Hazard and Costa are shit in the CL though

>>76047085
deservedly so

>>76047117
Might stick a tenner on them to win the league next season

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PAY YOUR RESPECTS

>everyone scores
>except for janssen

>>76047148
F

>>76047135
A better defence.

>>76047147
if it weren't for the wembley factor i would do the same

>final game of last season
>Spurs lose 5-1 to a relegated Newcastle
>final game of this season
>Spurs beating a relegated Hull 7-1

MICHY
I
C
H
Y

>>76047152
two goals in 820 minutes according to Whoscored

imagine watching Kane get 7 in less than 180 minutes

MICHY

>>76047152
poor janssen i really want him yo do well.

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>>76046982
>>76046982
>>76046982
>>76046982
THIRTEEEN

>>76047135
Not really sure Costa would stay. I'd he leaves, >we've got Lukaku, Morata or Belotti. Personally I think we should go for Belotti since he's young, but Lukaku is proven in the PL so not sure there.

>1-7
Huelocaust?

More like Hullocaust.

bantshuayi

LADS

GET IN HERE

>>76045479
>>76045479
>>76045479

AND POST THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qqd6T_A9LY
'

>tfw your team finishes 2nd with the best attack and defence, and with a higher point total than the champions last year
What went wrong lads?

>>76047237
no

Based Ramsey winning us the 5th place trophy

>>76047249
Lads, it's Tottenham.

>>76047169
At CB we have Cahill, Luiz, Azpi, Ake, and Christensen. I agree that wing back needs depth as moses can be quite shit.

BATS IN

>>76047258
I might have to watch Spurs next season. I always used to think of them as a boring club, but they're tearing shit up recently.

MICHY MICHY MICHY

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batty again
He should start against Arsenal

>>76047196
>that game mattered
>this doesn't

BATSGOAT

the STATE of everton rn

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who /top half/ here?

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see you all next season lads

>>76047135
Costa's either off (hopefully) or going to put in a nice lazy display next season anyway. I seriously doubt we'll get to the quarter finals.

>>76047249
draw to sunderland

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>>76047249
Conte.

Teams at the start and end of the season are a disgrace desu

>1-7

WTF

Batshuayi absolutely GOAT

>>76047298
No, I am talking about the cb position. Chelsea conceded far too many goals for my taste, even ignoring the 3 against Watford, mostly because they were stupid goals.

>Crouch got 10 goals this season

?????

Who /trans/ here?

>>76047323
:(

see ya in a few months lads

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>Wenger crying in the tunnel.

>>76047387
Crouch is a good player.

Abls seething

>ruining contes suit on this special day for a gay american "tradition"

This countrys gone to the docks

>dat azpi terry hug

back to /pol/ and /a/ i go

Where you lads off on your holidays then?

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>Aaron Ramsey (90 mins)
>What a beauty! And what a way to get your first league goal of the season.

>First of the season

If united win CL do West Brom get EL..

>>76047421
i just don't even remember hearing about him at all

although no one really cared about Stoke this season so that maybe why

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Brutal...

>>76047452
margate

>>76047452

South Africa

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Where is that stupid fucking Hull fan who said after their last win they were safe?

And after I said Swansea had the better run in and better team said it won't matter?

Also said they'd beat spurs?

>>76047470
We don't want the rest of Europe to know about West Brom

>>76047496
CREASING

>>76047496
I'm never sure if the UEL account is being ironic with these tweets, like when they were welcoming Pogba and Ibra when they signed for United.

>>76047496
banter

https://twitter.com/EuropaLeaguue/status/866313560925904898

kek

>>76047452
You just made me realise I havent been on a holiday in about 8 years.

Where is good in europe these days that is cheap and unlikely to get me run over by an angry brown person in a lorry?

Poland?

>>76047528
>Swansea
Fuck off you fat greasy pig.

>>76047496
>>76047532
>leaguue
Parody account, lads.

It's all over...

>>76047547
>>76047496
Look at the account, it's not the real one you nonces

>>76047569
10% Body fat lad. Try again.

>>76047574
Better report them to the proper account, you'll be in touch with them a lot next season :)

>>76047601
From the Championship?

>>76047440
Good board choices.

>>76047550
Check out first choices last minute deals mate

250 quid all inclusive isn't too shabby

WHAT DO WE THINK OF ARSENAL

team with best attack and best defense doesn't win the league.
has that ever happened?

>>76047633
THE THING ABOUT ARSENAL IS THEY ALWAYS TRY TO WALK IT IN

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>6th

>The 26th min sub and guard of honour was Terry's idea

Gaffawing

Imagine the face of the Chelsea players when he told them he wanted them to give him a guard of honour during the fucking match

>>76047694
webm where

>>76047692
>-7
>-12
>-8
>all top half
this has been a weird ass season

>>76047692
>9. Bournemouth

woah when did they slip in

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>>76047692

>>76047692
Future Europa League Champions. ;)

>>76047694
Terry has always been a self-enflating cringelord.

>Chelsea title celebrations going on
>All the tv coverage is about fucking Liverpool coming 4th

The fucking media bias about that bunch of murdering cunts is outrageous.

>>76047694
>when he told them he wanted them to give him a guard of honour during the fucking match
Seriously, don't be a twat. Don't make the whole fucking game revolve around you. Have a normal send off like everyone else.

>>76047750
here's hoping Watford and Burnley fuck off next season

>>76047768
coverage better switch to the trophy presentation soon

>>76047654
Liverpool in 08/09 iirc

Did the double over Utd too and still didn't win it

>>76047692
>every team below 7th has a negative GD
is that why this season has been weirdly boring?

Hopefully Motty will die before the next season starts, fucking senile cunt

Which Chelsea player's wife was the blonde with a babby?

>Mazzarri's last match
>Watford get humiliated and don't even score
At least Hull got a goal, jeez.

>>76047792
>Watford ever fucking off
They've become masters of guaranteeing safety in the first half of the season, then coasting until the end.

>>76047750
>>76047692
>six points from 8th to 17th

>>76047768
Because Liverpool are a much bigger club

>that cheeky stadium announcer

>>76047845
Absolutely based.

Kane: 87.28 mins/goal
Ronaldo: 87.64 mins/goal in a cannon fodder league

That settles it

>>76047869
how long until Madrid or Barca snatch him?

>>76047836
All the while making 20 signings a season and changing the manager every summer.

>>76047869
4 against Leicester
4 against Stoke
3 against Hull
3 against WBA
2 against West Ham
2 against Swansea
2 against Watford
2 against Everton
2 against Arsenal
1 against Sunderland
1 against Southampton
1 against Middlesbrough
1 against Bournemouth
1 against Manchester United

ZERO against top 4

>>76047452
/afl/

>>76047869
Bati: 48 mins/goal

>>76045210

>>76047836
That's Pulis

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>>76047869
>leave the champions league to me

Why are Italians so based /sp/?

>>76047452
To a village in deep Russia. Thinking about staying forever too, got a little crazy spending all the money I got.

>>76047869
>in a cannon fodder league
Mate have you seen premier league teams in Europe?

>>76047692
>>76047750
>8th 46 pts
>17th 40 pts
Dire

>>76047916
Scored against Chelsea in the fa cup

>>76047841
Neat.

>>76047841
Bottom half of the table teams should all be relegated, this league is a joke.

>>76047966
There is a top7 and the rest plays to not be relegated.

>>76047963
Who gives a shit about europe when you make more money finishing 10th in the prem than you do winning the european cup?

Conte is such a smart man, packing an extra suit, tie, shoes, socks and wig

>>76047749
6 points separate 8th from 17th. Any of 9 teams could have gone from "narrowly avoiding relegation" to "top half success" in two games.

>>76047994
as opposed to what other leagues? the bottom ten isn't great in any league

i mean, Leicester got to the CL QF and they finished 12th

>>76048002
>Who gives a shit
All our best sides who keep getting easily outplayed against the European best sides.

>>76048006
>wig
Hair transplants, m8

>>76048037
>caring about continental football

Those niggers with there phones out and hats on backwards

Triggering me hard tbqhfam

so weird when players choose to record this on their phone, like there aren't 5000 cameras on you already

>>76048006
The chelsea players didn't realise that dumping water on Conte would reveal his true form

>>76048057
>We're too shit to win it so lets not care.
Don't turn Scottish lad.

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>>76047692
>169 days

>>76048057
Pathetic.

>>76048062
probably uploading to their snapchats and instagrams and myspaces and twitters and facebooks and bebos and tinders

>>76048085
aww they are friends with everton now

cute!

https://streamable.com/2d30g

>cahill has the armband
tiime for some weird ritual

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>>76048048
isnt this too much to transplant? transplants are just for small bits

Did Conte lose his hair again?

>Terry lifting the cup together with Cahill

Cute

>>76048106
should swap ozil and sanchez 2bh

God John motson is so low energy , that was so unhype.

Is David Luiz white?

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Think Aké is starting to get pretty fed up with being a part of the retard squad special team that comes out before the rest of the players that are going to get a winners medal. He had that exact face the last time out as well top kek

>>76048006
>and wig

kek

>>76048113
He actually had 2 or 3 unsuccessful transplants before doing the current one.

>that suit chasing Hazard

What is he doing?

There are few things sadder than a bald man not accepting he's losing hair.

Chelsea trophy stream?

>>76047841
And then another 6 points from 17th to 18th

>>76048148
wish he stayed with us t b q h

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TV telling them how to celebrate

>>76048184
getting the trophy back for the photoshoot

>>76047749
Based Joshua King went mental la. 15 goals since christmas.

>>76048184
Probs needed the trophy back for the picture

ONE
STEP
BEYOND

What an abhorrent team Chelsea are. Is there anything likeable about them?

>>76048193
Can only think of one really-'men' under 6 foot.

>>76048226
They killed Barca

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>>76048148
lmao he looked pissed

>i could be in bournemouth right now with the lads

Garth Crooks....

Discuss.

>>76047547
>EuropeLeaguue

Not even a funny tweet either

>>76048113
>>76048048

he's definitely lost too much for a hair transplant

best he would be able to get would be a really expensive custom made wig/toupee that blends in better and has better fit and sticks better

Victor Moses still feels like one of those meme players that get a medal for like 5 sub appearances. Weird to think he's actually earned it.

>>76048226
but they're /our guys/ XDDDD we sure love /pol/ lads!! XD

>moses's 'I hope that's his mother, but is likely his gf'

Cute kid.

>>76048148
>>76048247
Maybe he was told that he was going to play a lot more than he actually played.
Which is why I am worried about the rumours of a new defender being bought.

>>76048265
>/pol/ lads!!
I know must of their fans are foreign but they do know the club is based in fucking London right?

>>76048263
Batshuayi and Chalobah jumping around like they actually helped Chelsea win the league pissed me off

That and their dumb nig dread-bowl cuts

>>76048226
You don't get it, they're the bad guys and that's what makes them good.

Why is Costa touching that kid's dick?

>>76048306
The lad who scored the league winning goal?

>>76048287
he still hasn't had a bad game for chelsea.. don't understand why he doesn't play a little more

>>76048306
chalobah was really efficient at shutting out games for the last 30 minutes early in the season and bati's goal won the league

>>76048306
Batty did score against West Brom desu

>>76048306
To be fair Batshuayi had a fairly big impact considering he barely played. He's a weird one.

This Chelsea team is a charisma vacuum.

Ronaldo knows how to celebrate titles:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pMQSqUsWgE

Costa messing around with the kids is pretty heartwarming. It's nice seeing them get to chill out and have fun after working so hard all season. Chelsea deserved it.

>>76046789
Conte has a really cute family

>>76048366
looks incredibly clumsy on the ball most of the time, and then he has flicks and techniques in him and 5 goals in 240 mins of football

>>76048359
>don't understand why he doesn't play a little more
I assume Conte didn't want to change too much his defence. Though next season with Christensen coming back I don't see how much Ake can play, even moving Aspie on the right replacing Moses Ake can play at best sub minutes. Maybe MAYBE if he plays as sub for cb, lb, and defensive midfield, but otherwise I don't think he'll stay.

>>76048435
Batty needed to play imho, it was all a matter of getting used to the team.

>>76048439
there's rumours of a zouma loan to get him going again. If that happens and with JT going, would you be worried for aké leaving with only christiansen coming in?

aké is imo a much better footballer than zouma, even before the injury,but zouma seems much happier on the bench

>>76048534
>would you be worried for aké leaving with only christiansen coming in?
Yes. It would leave Chelsea with 5 players for 3 spots (Aspie, Luiz, Cahill; Ake, Christ), this would be fine if one of the 5 was an old fart that was ok with getting paid to stay on the bench, but not with Soldatino Azpilicueta who will play every game, Luiz that is needed like air, Cahill the new captain, and two youngsters.

>>76048582
Chelsea are buying Van Dijk

>Terry tearing up

these feels...

>>76048201
rare

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Rate my snack lads

Roman Abramovich is so fucking camp

John Terry is such a wanker.

To my wife, I love you so much. Except for that time I was throwing it up Wayne Bridge's missus.

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>>76048617
>a whole season of dyke ouns

>>76048650
That's not a snack.

>>76048628
giroud will win. arsenal fans love a poll

>I want to thank my wife
>you know she be keeping dat pussy tight

what did John Terry mean by this?

>>76048663

She stuck by him when she could have taken him to the cleaners. He fucked up but doesn't seem to be any doubt they love each other.

Literally crying right now watching him say goodbye

We're gonna need a fucking halftime for this speech.

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>>76048705
Same here mate, feel like a fucking idiot manchild for caring this about about some guy I've never met.

>>76048650
looks fucking tasty my man

>>76048705
>goodbye

This cunt has been doing this for 5 years. He'll be at Chelsea next season.

>David Moyes reveals #SAFC agree to put the ball out in the 26th minute so John Terry could have his send off.

Couldn't he get done for match fixing? People can bet on stuff like this.

>suddenly awkward silent, everyone trying to find out what's conte said

>>76048367
>not celebrating a title by assaulting the vice president of a country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVJJNFLrUY4

>>76048766

No he hasn't it's just been in doubt whether or not he would get a new contract or not, of course there was always going to be speculation of him leaving every season once you get over the age of 30.

>Come e on a the chelsea a come on!

CONTE A FUCKING CUTE

>ake

dun dun dun dun

>>76048782
>It was Terry's idea
Howling.

>>76048782

Spot betting is a fucking cancer and needs to be banned.

That aside, if any betting sites were putting bets on, they would have called off any bets involving 26 minutes. Also it would be hard to punish this and not punish stuff like setting up players for their hat trick.

>>76048297
>London
>not foreign

unsurprisingly terry's wife sounds like a vapid cunt

>don't go coaching abroad
neville hiding his tears behind that joke

>>76048201
Eddie Meme needs to buy some better defenders and stop relying on the League 1 lot.

Bournemouth's goals conceded record this season has been fucking atrocious.

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>>76048930

>>76048935

>wanting anything more than a random slag to chuck it up and not complain about your cheating as a footballer

>>76048930
Uma delicia

>>76046118
>>76046118

>>76048930
Why do non-whites always do that? Noone gave you the fake one m8.

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>Stoke's goalscorer Peter Crouch on BBC Radio 5 live Sport:

"I saw him before the game, he sent me some pictures from the pub before-hand. It was incredible, fair play to him.

"I'm glad we won so I could go and have my picture with a guy in speedos. Absolute hero and I am pleased we got the win for him as well."

What the fuck

>>76049024
Saw who?

Souness BTFO

>>76049024
>>76049039
https://twitter.com/BBCMOTD/status/866304481973211138

>>76049024
Crouch is just trying to build a TV career by being Mr.Relateable with his slag wife

ignore it, altruism does not exist in the world.

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>>76049039
>>76049073
Kek he just posted this

>>76049129
Go work on your modeling career you miserable slob. Crouchy's great fun