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What do you think he's doing right now?

>>76045763
banging belinda bencic

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>>76045661
yeah youre right. totally gf material. shes 6'1" too

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>amor y paz intensifies

>>76045763
Buying Bitcoin

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>>76045803
this autism

>>76045741

t. never watched angie kerbe

I guess meme magic is real

RIP in pas

Delpo and Thiem are very favorable matchups for Djokovic, to be fair.

>>76045763
Practicing with some German junior before RG.
t. tennis social media follower

How the hell is Sasha winning?

CHOKE A BITCH

MEMEREEVVVVVV

>tfw you were making a good thread but the OP did his early
>>76045900
Weren't they Swiss?

That BH DTL won Djokovic many titles, he's tasting from his own poison.

>>76045900
what are some gud twitters to follow, preferably mainly wta content

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>Chokobitch

>The B0t facing off against a younger b0t
>New b0t still not on meltdown mode
It's practically in the bag.

>>76045873
Djokovic fares badly against big servers, don't know why Delpo doesn't have a big serve when he's a big guy

>>76045968
For you

>>76045717
djoko is dad

>>76045873
Yes, best returner and baseliner of all time should be always troubled by lanklet servebot with shaky groundgame.

He's just not in good form.

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It's still somewhat unsatisfying to see someone win against Cripplevic. especially if you saw is performance yesterday.

>>76045935
idk I usually follow Brad Gilbert and Parsa Nemati all the WTA fans seem to be gay guys who obsess over Thiem's ass desu

Zverev will lose early at RG, you heard it here first.

i wouldnt be that upset if djokobot suffered a career ending injury right now

we need something to jumpstart the next gen

I was right. Novak is still in his peak like yesterday showed but the tour just caught up with/gone past him.

>>76045968
Benoît Paire is 6'4" and in 2016, he was the most pathetic server in the Top 100 besides Fognini. Turns out all the time you spend on practising groundstrokes is time you don't spend practising your serve. Which is why no matter their height, very few women can serve that well. See Raonic: his ground game and net game have improved but while he's still able to bring on the heat, he isn't the servebot he used to be either. Can't have your cake and eat it.

>>76046069
Dude, Zverev is about to become the first 90's kid to ever win a master!

>>76046063
Yesterday you were praising him. Sad!

>>76046042
Shaky groundgame? Are you drunk Vlad?

>>76046060
guess you can't consistently perform at that level for very long

>>76046097
(according to that other anon)

>>76046100
I do like him and he will win a slam, but not yet.

>>76046096
>Can't have your cake and eat it.
t. marie antoniette

>ZWL

This match is depressing

>>76046157
she didn't say that

Nice try Z

>MELTDOWN ACTIVATED
Beep bop, I'm throwing now

>>76046109
yes, his movement is poor for a top 10 player's level, which affects his ability to stay in rallies. Prime Djokov would just smoke clowns like him.

>>76046205
were u there?

didnt think so

See that mishit on the strecth. Old Djoko would just expose and embarrass the fuck out of you like that.

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>>76046265

>>76046226
His baseline game is far from shaky, deep balls frm both wings, sharp angles and direction changes, his movement is not as good because he's a lanklet.

>Djoko's drop shot

Top one.

>that dropshot
Did Djokovic get affected by WannaCry as well?

Novak peaked to early yesterday

>>76046368
decent post

>>76046355
>Kid just got humiliated due to his shitty mmovement

Rumanian guy is right!

if zverev wins i'll upload a video of my ex-gf masturbating

>>76046096
I like the frog poster, are you PHM or something?

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please save us kyrGOAT

step up ur're game jokerbitch, we want to see a finale

All you have to do is hold your serve for a few more games you triple nigger

>>76046396
is she black? if so no thanks

>When you are on your way to become the #1 U-27 adult to do something no one else in your generation ever did

>>76046422
white

>>76046400
>the
I'm certainly not the only one.

>PHM
I doubt it. He's still salty about RG not giving him a WC for the 9689468469th time.

>>76046396
>masturbating
>not getting blacked

Waste of time, no thanks.

>>76046435
weight?

>>76046430
Cilic won a Slam and Masters 1000, should he be lumped in with generation failure?

>zverev will be the first person born in the 90s to choke away a masters final

>>76046459
>Cilic
He's 28!

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>>76046368
kek

So hyped for RG to be honest family

https://twitter.com/AnnaK_4ever/status/866314434255478784

No 'i will kill you look'.
Zverev will win.

>>76046042
>best returner of all time
Kek, sure

>>76046459
Too old, he's from Delpo's generation.

>>76046499
oi vey

>>76046494
>No Fed
>Possibly Nadul winning it all

No hype desu

>>76046459
28, like Delpo.

Why can only Federer stay good?

>>76046499
thats a mighty large mark for a ball hitting the surface at over 200kmph desu

why novak playing so far back?

>>76046456
125

>>76046544
he was crap for 1 year tho

How high is Djokovic's tennis iq? Probably the smartest guy on tour, at least when it comes to tennis.

>>76046590
Yeah but now he's the GOAT again

>>76046610
>Implying computers are intelligent

>>76046610
jack sock

>>76046625
>tfw to intelligent to compute

>>76046610
Gilles Simon is up there, he'd make a good coach.

>tfw no Jelena gf
do you know this feel

>djokovic begins to comeback

Djokovic is losing his fucking mind

>>76046610
You can't possibly win 12 slams without having a high tennis iq.

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>>76046671
iktf

>>76046610
federer got the higest IQ

>>76046544
Take into consideration that Federer is 55 years old.

>>76046691
I meant the good looking one

betting the house on Djoko winning 2nd set.

>>76046686
>Who is Nadul

>So kiddo just run after the ball
>Don't worry we will give you the body needed to handle it

>>76046704
see >>76046644

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>>76046719
so did i ;)

>0/0 break points

>>76046730
absolutely plebeian opinion

>>76046704
I find Federer to be incredibly stubborn.

>Djoko losing it
Based Italians.

>>76046686
Not all champs win based on the IQ. Rafa and Djoko are so so much smarter than Fed who can look plain retarded at times. He's just good due to his talent and shotmaking. Stan and Murray have both 3 slams, but the difference in IQ between the two is so big it's not even funny.

>>76046728
Lmao

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F

>>76046775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcVUvw-Ewhg

HEEEM RAGEY

>>76046730
Not really true Pierre, you know it.

A N G E R Y

>>76046819
good post

my sides

>>76046795
You mean murray is stupid?

>>76046775
>Stubborn means you're not intelligent

>>76046771
>Being entertained by a draft cow

Peasant.

>>76046610
he can speak like 5 languages, it was funny af when in RG final speeches the slav can speak French while the Spaniard Nadal can barely say Merci beaucoup

Its like a tournament in Sweden where the Norweigian guy cant speak Swedish while the Slovakian can


Gilles Simon is prolly the smartest on tour

Goffin has very high tennis IQ inside of rallies, knows how hard to hit and to where all the time

>>76046842
yh

>>76046814
>>76046844
Didn't say he was dumb; I said he is very stubborn. That said, that stubbornness (almost to the point of arrogance) is also part of what made him who he is.

did he say 'fucking bitch woman'?

>>76046795
Rafa's IQ boils down to
>if I have to hit the high forehand to Federer backhand one more time to increase the chance of winning that point by 2% I will do it

Tennis IQ rankings
Federer >>> everyone else

>>76046881
yeah

>>76046879
The big three all are stubborn.

>>76046850
boring != unintelligent
I get disliking a player. everyone can have an opinion on what they find pleasing. but what you said is objectively false. if you truly believe that (and I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt) and you weren't just shitposting, you have much to learn, Jean-Pierre

>>76046900
fuk off fed

>>76046900
dubs of truth confirm

>>76046900
good post

>>76046900
Back to practice Roger.

>>76046916
>Draft cow spends their life drudging clay

Fuck, this metaphor is so apt on so many levels.

jelena djokovic is ebil

>>76046900
Mirka please

zverev is god

HISTORY !!

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>>76046915

joker displaying murray like sarcasm

REEEE

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EBIN

BTFO

FUCKING LOL

>nole

JUST

lmao

Save us, Roger.

DJUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

Z V E R E V
V
E
R
E
V

gg. solid play. didn't choke. deserved it 2bh

Rate Djokovic's performance
5/10

>CHOKER
>CHOKER
>CHOKER
>CHOKER
>CHOKER

>ĐUST

TOLD U LADS
NOVAK CAN ONLY PLAY GOOD ONCE IN AWHILE

End of an era. No country for old men anymore.

ahhhh another easy 1500 made, life is so ez

>>76047060
67% CPU load

He is only 20 years old

Holy. Fucking. Shit. Baby Federer confirmed.

>>76047060
8/10

>>76047060
5/10 in the first, not terrible outside of that stupid early break but not good enough to have chances to break. No more than 2/10 in the second set. He wasn't putting anything on his shots, wasn't recovering, wasn't even trying to chase after balls.

>you thrash me
>I hug you

based pepe

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>>76042006
I 10is guru M8
Where's the strayan?

>>76047110
ugh, please don't start this baby Federer meme again

>>76047106
>no proofs

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So who takes French Open?

Are bother Alexander Zverevs parents Russian?

>>76047134
Disgusting.

>>76046396
>>76046396
>>76046396
>>76046396
>>76046396
>>76046396

>>76047150
>Degenerate gambler

Zverev is now top 10 isn't he?

>>76047150
Was Djokovic really -500? what the hell

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>>76047165

>>76047134
Nole is so passive aggressive its pathetic.

>>76047165
EBAM.

>>76047165
Robredo.

>>76047060
I blame Jelena for opening the
>p3p3st3nnisacademy.com
phishing site and infecting Djokovac with WannaCry.

>>76047209
Yup

>>76047209
yes! fucking Goffin, despite all the great play, is ranked beneath Zverev
KyrGOAT is shook

>>76047175
Yes farm lake

tennis is saved

>>76047217
That's what you get from love and peace, womanly behavior.

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>>76047134

>>76047191
here u go lad
http://www28.zippyshare.com/v/n6EwThU3/file.html

>>76047193
>Predicted the match perfectly to the games in the sets
>Won betting on them
>gambler
Frog tears sustain me

did the serbian poster showed up?

>>76047335
Briefly, yes.

>>76047331
nigga i aint clicking that

>>76047333
Degenerate gambler. Gambling is what amoral piece of shit do. Destroys families, feeds criminals etc.

>>76047335
briefly

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discuss

>>76047335
Nein.

WHY IS DJOKER SO CLEVER, stop speaking all these languages, I feel terrible when he does that

>>76047370
zippyshare is legit. what other site?

>>76047395
>tfw too intelligent not to decline

>>76047379
Top kek
Only if your a loser like your father

>>76047331
Why are you sending us WannaCry?

>>76047110
Nigger, Nadal at 20 had already won 2 GS and 4 Masters 1000. And nobody considered him a baby Federer

Isn't clay Zverev's worst surface?

>>76047243
RRREEEEEE fucking meme baby with his easy draws, they have beaten similar players in the clay masters but Zverev had a much easier draw, fucking Isner in a clay semi

>>76047394
hello
how will he ever recover?

>>76047392
infiltrate, demoralise

>>76047427
>Gambling
>Talking shit
Pick one.

>>76047460
no?
It's older Zverev's worst and younger Zverev's best

>>76047333
Now post all your bet slips. (including the ones you lost)

You rarely see people post when they lose. eh?

Is there anything worse than post match interviews? Muting is the only choice.

>>76047465
Look at him, he is smiling, he dont give a fuck.
Hopeless.

>>76047492
>When the sponsors representative gives a speech

>>76047379
I made a bet on some matches in Barcelona, first one in years. Put 1Euro and won 5. Still have the money thinking about the proper way to spend it.

>>76047460
He almost won Halle and beat Federer on grass so I dunno.

>>76047461
he beat the players in front of him. that's all you can ask
>tfw no Chung to save us this time

>>76047491
There was one match faggot

>>76047526
More gambling obviously, this time wager €500. Think of the profit!

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>ywn be a tennis champion

>>76047460
Yes, imagine how good he is on hard and grass.

>>76047522
>the chinaman at the last AO

>>76047568
t. jack sock

>>76047492
I try to mute the commentator as well if possible. In every sport.

>>76047573
He was Korean, and his English gets worse every year.

Is Rome the most prestigious clay M1000?, I think so.

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>>76047588

>>76047610
>what is madrid

>>76047631
HAHAHAH

>>76047631
Not Lyon.

>>76047568
t. Raonic, Goffin, Dimitrov, Nishikori

>>76047610
Cincinnati is. It's the oldest M1000 tournament.

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Time for Germans to hop on the tennis bandwagon. My body is not ready.

>>76047672
Clay.

>>76047631
>p
madrid is the worst M1000 overall

>>76047697
zverev is russian

>Caroline Wozniacki is dating San Antonio Spurs' David Lee

>>76047610
Rome, Monte Carlo and Hamburg (when it was a Masters)

>>76047672
>Cincinnati
>clay M1000

what was Zverev's YE ranking for 2016?

>>76047697
Is Zverev even legit German?

>>76047717
I know but neither the media nor the casuals will care.

>>76047746
About as German as Kerber lmao

>>76047720
>she keeps dating athletes that will yell at her

>>76047720
Maybe she can convince him to commit sudoku.

>>76047769
please post this at least once in every /tennis/ thread, it never ceases to amuse

>>76047746
Well his parents are Russian but he grew up in Hamburg and you can hear it in his accent. Even his brother is that way. They seem very German, at least on the surface.

>>76047331
nice pineapples

>>76047754

>GBAZ
>RCAZ

>>76047769
>paire

every time

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>>76047769

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I see, at least culturally he's German.

>>76047816
Already planning to use this in the years to come.

>>76047769

How can you fuck up so bad.

>>76047849
>>76047810

>>76047849
why is tennis so white? sad!

I'm not complaining. At least it will give tennis a boost in tennis.

No one here gives a shit since Becker & Graf retired

>>76047816
What other examples of this are there?
>EBAM/SCAM
>EBKE/SACKE

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>>76047912
soon mah nigga

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>>76047912

>>76047849
>Robin Söderling up in the right corner

feels bad man

>>76047954
*in germany

>>76047849
Nole is so good.

>>76047977
Shut up, Jarkko.

>>76047849
who is the orange guy

>>76047955
GBAK
PCAK

ABEE
MCEE

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>>76048052

RG semis must be Zverev - Djokovic and Nadal - Thiem.

>>76048052
me

>>76048099
nah monfils will take it all

Agassi to be new Bot coach confirmed.

>>76048099
Sorry m8 but Stanimal will turn up again this year.

HOTTEST TAKE: Russia hacked this final, Zverev has been a sleeper agent all along, Djokobot's architecture had been painstakingly reverse-engineered in Norilisk for the past 5 years

>>76048099
GOATredo will finally win.

>>76046063
>>76048099
>the fragile opinionated mind of Gabriel Johnson

>>76047165
Nadal, easy

>>76048099
how bout my nigga David Goffin? He'll beat anyone not named Nadal

>>76048154
what can agassi do for him? offer him cocaine?

>>76048164
not even remotely witty desu

>>76048164
Fucking KGB man.

>>76048146
Not with his busted Achilles.

>>76048179
I should have said 'semis should be', it isn't a prediction but what I want to happen.

>>76048202
rip

>>76048190
sometimes you win sometimes not
the content must flow nonetheless desu

>>76048189
C'mon, that was meth. Cocaine was the girl Gasquet """kissed""".

>>76048186
*loses to Cilic*

>>76048256
Goffin's feet were hurting

>>76048246
wouldn't meth ko your heart?

>>76048246
also """"girl""""

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>one week till Roland Garros

Just like two weeks ago, I was watching a Zverev match and thinking I liked him after he hit an Ace and made a smug face.

Now this is a nice surprise.

Why cant ball players have some cocaine on the weekends without the atp getting mad?

>>76048294
>1-6 0-6

>>76048284
>Implying Gasquet kissed anyone for Coke to show up in his bloodstream

>>76048283
I don't think the "daddy I don't wanna play tennis" version of Agassi cared.

>>76048282
*loses to Khachanov*

>>76048313
you mean
>1-6 0-6 7:6 6:4 6:2

*loses to Istomin*

>>76046610
Ivan Ljubicic has the highest tennis IQ of all time.

>>76048330
*loses to Thiem*

>>76048295
He's been my boy since Munich, been betting on him every match, he's gotten damn good since last year

>>76048374
delet this right now jojjeshruk

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>>76048350
nice tennis dennis

>>76048374
*wins 2 finals in a row against thiem*

>>76048398
NICE TENNIS DENNIS

>>76048398
NICE TENNIS DENNIS

>>76048398
NICE TENNIS DENNIS

>>76048398
NICE DENNIS TENNIS

*loses to Soderling*

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YOU

FUCKING

MONGOLOIDS

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Honestly cant tell who' going to win RG.

Nadal if he doesn't choke but if he does it's gonna be some random fucker or Stan.

>>76048398
NICE TENNIS DENNIS

>>76048480
>random fucker or Stan
same thing 2bh

>>76048475
Do you even 4chan?

>>76048480
I have a hard time seeing who could beat Nadal, after him there are like 5-6 players with a small chance to win

>>76048475
Fucking causal you are lad

>>76048475
what is up reddit !

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>>76048506
*blocks Rafa's path*

>>76048537
cringe

>>76048506
GOATredo.

>>76048506
spoiler: Goffin will win

>>76048569
Literally r eddit: the post

>>76048506
On best of five and on Chatrier's huge court no one will beat him.

>>76048537
someone photoshop the /int/ race meme but with tennis players instead of inferior races in the background
>>76048585
fug yes :D

>>76048537
>1-6 1-6

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>Nadal will never win another slam
>Federer will win Wimbledon 2017 and 2018 for 20 total slams, cementing him as the eternal GOAT
>Djokovic will win 1 more Australian Open and 1 more US Open, cementing him as the second best tennis player of all time
>Nadal will be a footnote in history, only relevant when discussing Federer's career

>>76048668
whom are you quoting?

>>76048668
I think the closest Djokovic's gonna get to a slam title is a SF. He will probably have his last hurrah in a French Open SF.

>>76048668
His doping tech is failing

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Will Agassi kick Pepe's ass? Let's hope so.

>>76048055
First one is Kerbe, but the second one?

>>76048786
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernesto_Escobedo

>>76048786
Ernesto Escobedo

>>76048388
Who are you?

>>76048899
RAFAism.

>>76048899
nadalfan2017

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>zverev won a master's before the gaygor/succ generation

Oh lordt

>>76046226
Poor movement? Don't think we're watching the same player. Zverev is one of the best movers on tour right now

>>76049023
It's honestly sad

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>online news full of him
>even on bumfuck nowhere radiostations
>trending on twitter
Haha, time for marketing

>>76048398
NICE TENNIS DENNIS

https://twitter.com/Renestance/status/866324479953293313

It's funny because Agassi said for years he'd never be a coach because he hated traveling.

>>76049219
And when you consider he gave away his racquets at this last exo because his back completely gave up... Seems Djokovic has a thing for cripples.

>>76049219
Why doesn't Novak just take Agassi's online course?

>>76049219
Agassi will probably be there for the Slams only.

looking forward to Djoko retiring next year and starting as Roger's coach.

Geneva
>1 Stan
>2 Kei
>3 RAmos Vinlos

Lyon
>1 Raonic
>2 Tsonga
>3 Berdych

I guess mugweek is up

>>76049801
>not mentioning succc as #4 seed
fk u

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>>76047379

>>76049838
I don't see him in both draws

*tips arevic*

>>76049801
speaking of Birdshit, I can totally see Zverev ending up with him
lanky big servin, massively overhyped as a teenager, reaching finals of tournaments all the time...then languishing for the next 10 years around the #6

>>76050196
I've seen some making comparisons to him.

>>76050196
The crucial difference here is that Berdych was of the same generation as the Big 4 and had to compete with them; Zverev's gen and the previous one is mediocre at best.

>>76050322
gud point ackshually
he will have to compt with Coric, Kyrgios, Thiem, Pouille, etc though. not that they're remotely as gud as beeg4 but still