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Forward Andre Ayew, 27, could quit West Ham to rejoin former side Marseille, despite only signing from Swansea last summer - according to his father, ex-Marseille and Ghana star Abedi Pele.(Le Parisien - in French)

>Atletico Madrid boss Diego Simeone says he will sit down with the club's board on Monday to decide his future. (Marca)

Former France and Monaco striker David Trezeguet has warned 18-year-old forward Kylian Mbappe not to leave the Ligue 1 champions, amid increasing interest from Real Madrid.(AS)

>And Monaco have reportedly turned down a world record fee of around 120m euros (£103m) from Real Madrid for the striker. (Sunday Telegraph)

Chelsea are interested in signing 20-year-old Russian midfielder Alexsandr Golovin from CSKA Moscow.(Mail on Sunday)

>Manchester United midfielder Ander Herrera, 27, says he needs to achieve more at Old Trafford before being considered as the club's captain, should current skipper Wayne Rooney depart this summer. (ESPN)

Meanwhile, Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho wants to sign Real Madrid attacking midfielder James Rodriguez, 25, and Juventus striker Paulo Dybala, 23, this summer.(Don Balon - in Spanish)

>Everton are willing to sell Republic of Ireland midfielder James McCarthy for £20m to offset their summer spending, with Newcastle, West Ham and Crystal Palace interested in the 26-year-old.(Mail on Sunday)

West Ham boss Slaven Bilic is targeting a top-six finish next season - with a return to the Premier League's top 10 a minimum ambition.(Evening Standard)

>Juventus are closing in on a permanent deal for Chelsea and Colombia winger Juan Cuadrado, 28, who has spent the past two seasons on loan at the Serie A club.(Calciomercato, in Italian)

>>76041620
>in a potential £100m deal.
Stop reading right there. The real figure spent by Barcelona to bring Neymar to Spain in the first place, could be much more than that.

Wenger will end up getting stabbed if they announce the deal after a Chelsea thrashing.

will this one last for a week too?

>>76041620
>Neymar, 25
>£100m deal
ayyy no sweetie it's a 200m€ clause, and there's an additional 56% tax on that if the club isn't willing to sell

>Sunderland boss David Moyes is on the verge of quitting the relegated Black Cats this week after losing the trust of his players.
Who would be stupid enough to take over that shitshow?

Phil Brown?

>>76041620
>Boss Pep Guardiola wants to bring former Manchester City goalkeeper Kasper Schmeichel, 30, back to Etihad Stadium from current club Leicester. (Mail on Sunday)

Why?

>>76041711
Gonna guess homegrown rules and decent with his feet

>>76041711
don't even bother understanding, poop is horrible with transfers most of the times

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>tfw /trans/

So Wenger is gone if they finish 5th, right?

Surely?

>>76041763
Wenger won't leave even if they're relegated.

>>76041620
>Premier League champions Chelsea are struggling to convince manager Antonio Conte to stay on (..)

This has already been rejected by Conte himself. Fuck me the lads working the papers are stupid.

>>76041620
>by Sunderland's £30m valuation of 23-year-old keeper Jordan Pickford
>get relegated
>still think you can make demands like that

>>76041763
>Wenger is gone
nope, 2 more years

>>76041731
>decent with his feet

Schmeichel is nothing special with the ball at his feet. He's got good reflexes, great consistency and is probably the best thrower in the league, but that's about it.

And besides that, there are more pressing concerns for city anyway, such as the fullback positions.

>>76041620
>Premier League champions Chelsea are struggling to convince manager Antonio Conte to stay on for next season, with Inter Milan continuing their pursuit of the Italian.
quality journalism

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>>76041836
>And besides that, there are more pressing concerns for city anyway, such as the fullback positions.
Wasn't there a rumour about City splashing something like 50 million on Juventus' Alex Sandro?

>>76041854
good buy he's one of if not the best leftback currently

/3pm/: >>76041878

>>76041864
Yeah, but Juve have no reason to sell him though

>>76041854
I personally think that Jonas Hectore fits Guardiola's fullback profile perfectly, but there is no way in hell that he'll leave Köln.

>>76041836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzaCpg3SA6w I'd say he's decent

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A reminder that the Great Fire Sale of 2017 begins in about 4 hours.

>>76041921
I never questioned his quick and accurate distribution, that's what makes him the player he is. But he'd play it short all the time at Man City, and that requires an entirely different skillset.

He's more of a Klopp player than a Pep player.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3607469/neymar-manchester-united-lionel-messi-shadow-barcelona/
Neymar's daddy wants him gone

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>>76041998
>Guzan
clearance sale tbqh

>>76041998
If I were a West Ham-ish club I'd probably want to swoop up a few of these.

>ayala
>curtis davies
>espinosa
>fabio
>dael fry
>harry maguire (for the memes not the talent)
>andrew robertson

>sam clucas
>de roon
>lens
>mason
>gaston ramirez

>borini
>defoe
>fischer

Now mind you even these few players I would be very hesitant to even consider buying. No GK's because they're all shit apart from maybe Pickford (could be a meme) and he'll be way overpriced.

>>76042016
Fair point

>>76042215
>for the memes not the talent
wut

official transfers that >we will make "happen" this window

>>76042111

Any others? Perhaps some selling from English clubs too

I love trans lads

>>76042215

>Gaston Ramirez

Can we not send him back to italy

>>76042321
RiRo to Milan is all but confirmed.

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>>76042215
>fischer

JUST

Does /trans/ rate Sportwitness?

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>>76042324
this tbqh

>>76042376
>Sportwitness
I rate nothing until the rumour is confirmed desu

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>>76041784
>the lads working the papers are stupid.
They are not. They know that the transfer window is when fans are allowed to dream, and where facts don't matter. It's a dream, it doesn't have to be logical.

>>76042215
>de roon

Atalanta is about to finish above the other Lombardian teams and Marten can prepare himself for Birmingham away lmao

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>tfw just olympiakos feeder team now

>>76042574
Is this new guy gonna spend some cash or are you just still fucked?

Where will these players be at the end of the window?

James
Dybala
Kante
Mahrez
Hart
Pickford
Walker
Lukaku
Mbappe
Lacazette
Diego Costa
Douglas Costa
Alexis
Rooney
Ibrahimovic
Siggurdson
Isco
Defoe

>>76042215
I rate George Friend 2bh, and Kirchhoff was pretty good under Big Sam

Hey guys, Championship scout here who do I buy? Got £10m to spend.

>>76042637
Steven Naismith

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>tfw no /trans/ gf

>>76042617
>James
Man United
>Dybala
Juventus
>Kante
Chelsea
>Mahrez
Chelsea or Spurs
>Hart
Everton
>Pickford
Arsenal
>Walker
Spurs
>Lukaku
Man United
>Mbappe
Monaco
>Lacazette
Atletico
>Diego Costa
Chelsea
>Douglas Costa
Spurs
>Alexis
Arsenal
>Rooney
Everton
>Ibrahimovic
Retired
>Siggurdson
Swans
>Isco
Chelsea
>Defoe
West Ham

>>76042596
he put in an actual structure to the club where there was literally none but i have a feeling we're just the offloading team for olympiakos rejects and greek league rival teams' best players

like watford but without decent serie a prospects

>>76042617
James > One of the Milan Clubs
Dybala > Won't leave Juventus
Kante > Still at Chelsea
Mahrez > Could see him at PSG or Arse if Alexis decides to leave
Hart > Everton/Liverpool
Pickford > See Hart
Walker > Since nearly every club needs a class Rightback, nearly any top club
Lukaku > Chelsea if Costa leaves
Mbappe > Will stay another year
Lacazette > Atletico Madrid
Diego Costa > China
Douglas Costa > Juventus if Alexis doesn't go there
Alexis > Juventus
Rooney > China
Ibrahimovic > MLS
Siggurdson > United
Isco > Won't leave Real
Defoe > West Ham

>>76042215
>ayala, espinosa and fabio
>but not friend or gibson

>>76042735
>Milan
Lmao is this 2004?

Let's say the rumours are true and Eriksen, Dier and Walker are leaving

Sell
Walker 40m
Eriksen 55m
Dier 45m
Total 140m
Buy
Gylfi 25m
Krychowiak 25m (he's unwanted at PSG)
Cedric 20m
Total 70m
That's 70m left in the bank to get a high profile player.

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>>76042760
>implying Inter don't have a massive hardon for overpriced attacking midfielders

>>76042798
How are the Chinese doing at Inter?

The guy who advised them has just bought Leeds.

>>76042802
Hard to say desu, Inter is even more of a laughing stock than usual. Got something like 1 point in the last 7 games. 20th in the form table

>>76042781
Massive risk going for those players, only sure thing would be gylfi
Krych could flop

>>76042637
I have a list of A-League players you could buy for 500k each


please watch our league

>>76042854
Krychowiak was great at Reims and Sevilla, and at PSG he's just not made to play in a possession based system. Wanyama and Dier would both fail the same way he did at Paris.
Cedric is decent enough to be Trippier's back up

>>76042869
Any close to being as good as Mooy?

>>76042854
>only sure thing would be gylfi
Yeah, worked great last time they bought him.

>>76042802
they pretty much screwed the season from the beginning with that Mancini/De Boer situation, Pioli tried desperately to get them back on track but he lsot the plot too
there must be some cancer in the locker room, probably Icardi.

How come some 16 yr old brazilian is worth 45M ???

>>76042892
>>76042892

>>76042912
what about deulofeu? has he been good consistently or just a few flashes here and there?

>>76042969
deulofeu is in AC Milan you silly

>>76042929
Money laundering

>>76042781
That 70m will go towards the stadium laddy boy

You're the new Arsenal

>>76042929
English being English

>>76043036
is dis baite

>>76043067
Are you implying that English teams dont spend ridiculous amounts of money on shit players?

>>76043120
name 340

>>76043120
real madrid did it first
and real madrid did it with this kid too

>>76043036
Madrid are Spanish buddy

>>76043146
he probably thinks PL teams were the first to spend big money when real madrid have always done it and Italian teams used to do it in the 90s. more pearls of wisdom from the kiwi

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>>76043120
name a team in any league who has never paid too much for a shit player

>>76043230
man united

>>76043230
Feyenoord

>>76043230
brisbane roar

>>76043230
Guangzhou Evergrande

if your club is not a spending club then its a beta shithouse that virtue signals by never winning anything

>>76043230
Sevilla

>>76041631
not if the rumors are dressed in cute clothes

>>76043230
ÍF Fuglafjorður

>>76042908
he's a much better player now and he'd have a lot of spot competition with lamela, alli etc

at 25m he's a bargain

>>76042908
He was good whenever he played, and he mostly playe out of position.

any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?

>>76043377
48 hours la

>>76043377
>>76043456
He on the plane la

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Well. This should end all discussions from now on.

>>76041836
Kasper has amazing distribution skills.

Danish rumors say Man United want him too if de gay goes to halal

>>76043539
>daily mail
>no epic tabs open
terrible post tbqh

Where is /epl/?

>>76046784
/epl/ is over.

Hello, /trans/ is here now

Jolly Boys Outing on UK Gold lads. Good post match entertainment before spanish """"football"""" later

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Where is Alexis going in the summer lads?

lets play the english left back game
Friend ->
Daniels ->
Cresswell ->
Gibbs ->
Rose ->
Shaw ->

>>76048440
PSG

>>76048474
Rose will stay.
Shaw will go to McD to bulk while being perma dead

Last summer you could have bought a first 11 who would finish top 4 for what United spent. This year it's slim pickings and inflated prices.

>MOTD thread tonight will barely hit 100 posts

JUST

>>76046118
>>76046118
>>76046118

>>76042321
Silvan Widmer to Bayern to replace Lahm

>>76041620
>Boss Pep Guardiola wants to bring former Manchester City goalkeeper Kasper Schmeichel

Pep in charge of identifying goalkeeping talent. Kasper is mediocre at best

>>76049095

Recording motd is the way to go. Too much shit that needs skipping over. I haven't watched live in months.

Fuck me why are people so obsessed with taking pictures these days?

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Whats the chances of any of the manchester teams getting neymar?, is it all just tabloid bs?

>listen to 606 for the first time in forever
>asshurt callers about the John Terry thing
wew

>>76049265
He's kind of shit in the transfer market in general

>>76042617
>James
Chelsea
>Dybala
Juventus
>Kante
Chelsea
>Mahrez
Spurs
>Hart
Everton
>Pickford
Liverpool
>Walker
City
>Lukaku
Chelsea
>Mbappe
Manchester United
>Lacazette
Atlético Madrid
>Diego Costa
China
>Douglas Costa
Arsenal
>Alexis
Bayern
>Rooney
MLS/China
>Ibrahimovic
ded/LA Galaxy
>Siggurdson
Everton
>Isco
Real Madrid
>Defoe
West Ham

>>76049429
This desu

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>we don't sack our managers
>the united way
>the chosen one
>in Moyes we trust
>fellaini for 40m on deadline day
>81 crosses
>lang baal
>memphis is the next Ronaldo
>booted out of CL group stage
>booted out of europa by historical enemies
>spend 110m on a dabbing tom cleverly
>350k a week to a 35 year old past it stat padder
>booing at old Trafford
>convincing themselves they don't hate mourinho after years of slagging him off
>20 home draws
>30 games unbeaten bringing them from 6th to 6th
>giving up on the league with 4 games to go because they knew they couldn't beat the teams in front of them
>half a BILLION pounds on a team that is 'still in transition'
>inevitably lose Europa Mickey cup to literally who

JUST IMAGINE being a united fan right now. How can you even begin to justify this?

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>>76049458
>Memphis

>>76049458
>Ajax
>literally who
Wew lad

>>76049429
>>76049446
Samefag, good list though

>>76049499
tbf i haven't heard of them either

>>76049532
>>>/r/eddit

>>76049532
Never watched football then did you?

>>76041620
Literally all of those Man City rumours but the Walker one are bollocks

>Sanchez will leave Arselol and they will never get top 4 again

feels good

>>76041620

>trans is back

FINALLY. i love /trans/ lads

>>76049499
Beating United will be the only relevant thing they've done in decades. Outshined by a 37 year old dirk kuyt lmao

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>2017-18 PL champions
>CL semi finalists after getting ref balled vs Bayern

Prove me wrong

>caller on 606
>Mohamed, a Man United fan from Norway
Okay, which one of you fuckers is this?

>>76049585
sadly i think trans will die, epl has died off and doesnt exist any more and trans will go the same way

>>76049557
>>76049566
i don't get what the big deal is, they aren't from one of the big leagues so it's understandable that someone would have never heard of them

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>>76049508
honestly I didn't samefag

>>76049606
With mourinho as the manager this team would barely crack top 4. He's completely lost it. Notorious 'big game' manager only winning 2 out of 10 games vs top 6 opposition. Special once

>>76049606
How are they gonna be CL semi finalists if they wont even play CL?

>>76049458
>forgetting the greatest no. 7 united have ever had

the legendary michael owen bows his head

>>76049636
Never heard of Johan Cruyff either then?

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>>76049625

but /epl/ died because of the /epl/ aristocracy not allowing /efl/. i don't know in what way /trans/ could split.

>>76049666
Was he named after the fifa skill move?

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>Sane

JUST

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<3

I will miss him.

>>76049606
Donnarumma is a total meme, have you even watched a Milan game? Ask these lads what's up with him: >>76018479

>>76049666
i've heard of jordi cruyff, do you mean him?

>>76049682
Absolute state of that.

>>76049684
>le get legs broken man
Wonder if he'd do a job in the Championship.

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>>76049684
F

>>76049682
What a mong

>>76049699
He's 37.

Might go back to Belgium and play for our new feeder club

>>76049642
I thought you get in the CL for winning the EL if I'm not mistaken?

>>76049682
why has he had the etihad tattoo with a decent crowd?

Are there any rumours of a good manager joining Southampton?

After managing to go 5 home games in a row without scoring (for only the second time in history) I really think Puel needs to fuck off and take his anti-football with him.

>>76049723
>37
Fucking hell I thought he was younger.

>>76049682
hilariously this is based on the time he scored a tap in against monaco

>>76049763
>Are there any rumours of a good manager joining Southampton?
Inevitably Silva will be linked.

>>76049763
Wenger

Is Mbappe to Man Utd confirmed yet? What about Griezmann?

don't know why people are talking so much about arsenal, all they did was decide to get knocked out of the CL earlier than usual

>>76049803
Woodward will confirm it in 48 hours la

>>76049818
cheeky

>>76049668
wrong, there was a break between the two but when reformed threads kept dying and dying

>>76049803
Both are all but confirmed with James in contract negotiations as well. Laugh all you want at 6th, at the end of the day we'll still be in the champions league with a squad good enough to take a run at it

>didn't particularly want Mourinho because he'd just buy alot of shit and sack off the youngsters, however he'd get results
>he played quite a few youngsters, albeit forced because of injuries, spent alot of money on shit, and didnt' get results
on a merry go round of emotions desu

>>76049866
He didn't discover rashford, he hardly counts as playing youngsters. The other youngsters were played to give him an excuse for performing terribly the last few games. Who gave you got in mind?

>>76043377
the cousin of my neighbour was in munich and he saw javi martinez at the munich airport

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*carves Palace out of the relegation zone*

>>76049898
Tuanzabe is the only one then really.
God, its been a calamity. win is the only option on wednesday, anything else I dont think I could take

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>mfw Terry has retired after 17 seasons in the Premier League and the media's focus is on trying to make it look like he staged his own guard of honour

Fuck. Ing. Hell.

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Poll of the day

http://www.strawpoll.me/13013130

>>76050951
What's her name?

>>76050951
>that one guy on -5000$ (accounted)

Poor soul

>>76049606
>Oblak
>Morata as frward and Griezmann as rw
>Mendy
CL is are la

>>76049926
They need to gut that entire team, except for Puncheon and Millojevic (sp?)

>>76050951
Betting is dumb

With De Gea to Madrid basically done, who will be replacing him as No.1 Keeper at Manchester United?

>>76051887
Claudio Bravo

>>76051887
Romero

>>76051887
Kasper

REUS TO LIVERPOOL

>>76051887
Oblak

>>76051887
charles itandje

>Bookies have Aston Villa as favorites for the championship

cheers for setting >us up for failure lads

>>76052011
I can see him retiring at Dortmund at this point desu. He's turning 28 soon, is ded for like a quarter of the season, and also seems like a Xavi tier autist, who'll get homesick from living too far away from his family.

>>76051887
Kaspar's a cunt so him

>>76052133
>Bookies have Aston Villa as favorites for the championship

Like printing money.

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>>76051949
>>76052086

>Man City now have the current longest streak of top 4 finishes

That sounds really fucking weird.

>>76053169
How many's that? About 6?

Update on javi martinez to liverpool?

>>76053169
>>76053287
Just checked: it's 7.

why only eplel rumours ITT

>Barca fans in meltdown mode on /sp/

>You now realise John Terry is going to be paid millions by Sky or BT to become yet another inane pundit with literally nothing of value to say

>>76053917
I thought he was going to become a CB for swansea

>>76053617
Have some confirmed Bundesliga transfers:
>Süle from Hoffenheim to Bayern
>Rudy from Hoffenheim to Bayern
>Mvogo from >Young Boys to Leipzig
>Dahoud from BMG to Dortmund
>Toprak from Leverkusen to Dortmund
>Grillitsch from Bremen to Hoffenheim
>Stenzel from Dortmund to Freiburg

Rumours:
>Sanchez to Bayern
>Plattenhardt from Berlin to Bayern
>Zakaria from >Young Boys to BMG to replace Dahoud
>Gnabry from Bremen to Hoffenheim
>Aubameyang to Milan/ PSG/ China

>>76042377
ALEX?

>>76053680
>check catalog
>about 10 threads on it

>>76054026
Also
>Alioski from Lugano to Frankfurt/ Berlin/ Leverkusen/ Leicester

>>76053917
Rooney will be worse. Genuinely think he's the thickest footballer ever.

>>76053917
Wouldn't mind if they just kicked off Redknapp

>>76054026
thanks pal but where are the hradecky & pohjanpalo rumours

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>>76054026
>Sanchez to Bayern

>>76053680
always lovely seeing american barca bandwagoners getting butthurt

>>76054155
He's managing now so he might not be on so many times

>>76054176
I think there was a rumour about Hradecky becoming Bayern's new backup, since Ulreich wants to leave, because apparently he deluded himself into believing he could challenge Neuer, and is surprised he isn't getting any playing time.

>>76054005

Can't see he'd want to get involved in a relegation battle when he could get the same money turning up in a suit once a week on Sky and going through the motions.

>>76054026
more rumours:
>Kruse to Quanjian
>Modeste to Quanjian
>Aubameyang to Quanjian
>Cordoba to Köln

>>76054295
>Quinjian promising a worldclass attacking signing
>2/3 of the players linked with them are far from world class

>>76054230
Leddit's meme is all Yanks are Arsenal fans but there seems to be more Barca ones on here.

Who will be the next manager stupid enough to become part of the Pozzo project at Watford?

>>76054411
Ranieri.

He'll get sacked my October, exposing him for the fraud he is.

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>>76053917
>'The defenders need to stick to their man more Gary'
>'Well what can you do about that goal? Sometimes it's just music on the pitch'
>'The thing is Gary, he has a great touch for a big lad. Could've been an ice skater if he wasn't so good at bringing the ball down'
>'You don't shoot you don't score, simple as that'
>'For me, it's Scholesy. One time at England bootcamp there was this tree miles away and Scholes said I can hit..'

>>76042929
He played like 20 minutes of professional football and was shit lel

I wish I could watch my team lift a title in my life time. Can't imagine how joyous it must feel.

>>76054631
Looking forward to his display in the 7-1 fixture at WC-2028

>>76054574
>great touch for a black cunt

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>>76054692

>>76054658
Nothing will ever feel as good as not supporting Chelsea though

>when you realise that whichever club wins the Championship playoff final, they will be buttfucked next season

>>76054996
>implying there's a better feel then that ABLiv feel

>>76055056
imagine if they lose the qualifier

>>76055048
True. Neither side has any sort of quality at all.

Newcastle are mostly all ex-prem players and Brighton have players like Knockaert who have potential.

>>76055056
>tfw ABU, ABLiv and ABC

>>76054141
Don't think Rooney will do the pundit shite

>>76055109
if Newcastle go into the season with the same squad they had for the championship they'll finish 20th

>>76055135
Rooney will spend his time wanking off, eating fast food and being red as fuck from sitting around in Malaga

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>>76041620

>/trans/
>three months of this shit again

>>76055167
Maybe, but too many sides lack quality. Spurs also being a wildcard for relegation next season.

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Yeah and that's the thing Kammy, these sambos have certainly got the pace and power, but do they have the intelligence to get the ball down and play?

>>76054245
ye he shot that rumour down in a finnish interview, said there's absolutely no point going to bayern to become the second fiddle at this stage of his career, no matter what the pay would be

he's a very nice guy, love his twitter

>>76055319
Spurs are going to win the league next season mate

>>76055331
This tbqh.

I'd be happy next August if I only saw Griez and Lacazette at Atleti and Pohjanpalo starting for Leverkusen. Lukas could well start for another top-tier Bundesliga club.

>>76055056
>>76055118
What do you guys have against Livorno???

>>76055506
Their shitposting on here the season they almost won the league

>>76055479
i think pohjanpalo should leave leverkusen in january if he isn't at least the second striker option in lelverkusen who seem to lack any future

>>76041711
Because poop is obsessed with shitty keepers

You're just jealous Liverpool fans create the best memes and gimmicks

This cannot be debated

>>76054026
Grifo to BMG is looking pretty likely too

>>76049265
hes the best goalkeeper with his feet in the entire league. his long balls are by far the best, which opens up tactical approaches.

you have to understand that pep doesnt give a shit about defensive capabilities, tackling, interceptions, saves, he simply doesn't give a shit.
his entire defensive approach revolves around positioning and nothing else.

>>76055728
>Liverpool fans create the best memes and gimmicks
Such as themselves

>>76049606
>Smalling not shipped off to Newcastle or some other low tier club
0/10

>>76049606
Why would Porto sign all of that shit?

>>76055661
Based Pohjanpalo. Atleti was raping the La liga in my save until they bought that choker.

Last MOTD of the season: >>76056093

>>76056078
too bad he's fucking shit in the NT every single game he plays

>>76055850
then he'll never win the premier league. look at arsenal, technically excellent going forward but weak and vulnerable at the back. when half the league does nothing but buspark and play counter attacking football you need a strong and aware defence.

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>it's a ">browsing /trans/ on weekends" episode
>On repeat for 11 weekends in a row

>>76056184
>Playing him when you've got PUKKII :D

>>76055728
Are you serious? Liverpool fans on here contribute nothing, just like Manure fans.

1. Neutrals (or just sort of rooting for a team but not in a dedicated manner)
2. Fans of obscure leagues/meme teams
3. Mid-table/relegation fodder PL-fans
99. Non-league shitters

>>76056237
we /4-4-2/ hoofball now

What club will win the Summer 2017 transfer window?
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>>76056421
Arsenal if they sign a new manager.

>>76056481
So not Arsenal then

>>76056481
only favre or nagelsmann would be an improvement and neither seem too keen about managing in the eplel

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You have 2 seconds to name a better striker in world football

>>76056421
liverpool obviously, like they've done for the last 5 years, with amazing signings such as Firmino, Benteke, Lambert, and of course Carroll

>>76054574
>Well Gary, the main issue with the England team on an international stage is, these days, there's too many darkies up top. They just don't have the grit of a true English man Gary, they won't give you that extra 100%. Because they want Jaimaica, Nigeria, bongo bongoland or whatever to win more. That's how they see themselves Gary. Also 9/11 was pretty funny

He'd be sacked in a week

>>76056616
It would be a fun week though

>>76056596
suarez

>>76056596
Chokeguain

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>>76056596

>>76056596
Suarez
Nigguain
Lewandowski

>>76053917
think he'd put on a Chelsea kit if they win the UCL again?

>>76056596
me i am

>>76056242
Welll you're wrong because fittygoat is a Liverpool fan

Is the Chelsea Van Dijk move a done deal?

any update on the gf to me situation lads?

>>76054026
>>Süle from Hoffenheim to Bayern
>>Rudy from Hoffenheim to Bayern
Fuck Buyern

>>76057529
She's having a trial with CF Chad first, if that doesn't work out she might give you a shot

pickford/valdes
elmo-maguire-gibson-friend
cattermole-huddlestone-de roon
gaston
defoe-borini

>>76059147

>Elmo
>Gaston

Please no more

>>76054295
>Kruse
what a fucking waste of money

>>76059147
this team is rubbish

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>>76055462
>Spurs are going to win the league next season mate

Perennial chokers getting what they deserve.

>>76042617
>James
PSG
>Dybala
City
>Kante
City
>Mahrez
West Ham
>Hart
Everton
>Pickford
City
>Walker
City
>Lukaku
Swansea
>Mbappe
City
>Lacazette
City
>Diego Costa
China
>Douglas Costa
Sao Paulo
>Alexis
City
>Rooney
Bayern Utah
>Ibrahimovic
Seattle Sounders
>Siggurdson
Stoke
>Isco
Real
>Defoe
Arsenal

>>76065038
>Bayern Utah
>Bavaria Utah

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>All the fixtures went the way Leicester wanted it, Tied 1-1 and failed to reach Top 10
>Mahrez gone
>Schmeichel likely gone
>Gray might be gone
>Need to buy at least 4 defenders

Being a /lifelong/ unironically was a mistake

>>76041631
Nah manica fucked off ages ago

>>76056596
Welbeck

>>76043230
unironically bilbao

>>76065124
Thank fuck.

He was an absolute retard.

Musacchio to Milan (doing medical tests right now)

how is he?

>>76065818
Mentally challenged since he's going to >bbilan

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Liverpool guaranteed to be seeded in CL qualifier, here's potential games

Let's hope we sign better than Lambert and balotelli this time

>>76065830
Steaua Bucharest or Young Boys for me, thank you

don't want anyone to make us break a sweat so early in the season

now pls sign some actual quality

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>/trans/ is back
>carveposting back by popular demand

Any updates to the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

>>76065830
they'll probably get Moscow because UEFA hates us English.

>>76065830
I hope it's sporting

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>>76065895
is Sam the type of man to pay £1.50 to upgrade to King Size Carvery?

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Any Reading fans here?
Wanna fight

>>76041631
hot, i came here for the traps

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>TFW you'll never have the Rodgers genes

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Manchester United and Manchester City could both move for Barcelona forward Neymar after the 25-year-old Brazil international's father urged him to leave Barcelona for the Premier League. (Express)

>Arsenal's hopes of signing forward Alexandre Lacazette, 25, appear to have ended after Lyon president Jean-Michel Aulas revealed the long-time Gunners target has verbally agreed to join Atletico Madrid. (L'Equipe, via Daily Star)

Burnley boss Sean Dyche insists the Clarets will not sell 24-year-old defender Michael Keane, who is a target for former club Manchester United, unless a suitable deal can be struck. (Metro)

>Manchester United are in advanced talks to sign 22-year-old Monaco playmaker Bernardo Silva, who is also a target for Barcelona and Real Madrid. (Le 10 Sport via Daily Express)

Striker Sergio Aguero and manager Pep Guardiola have both confirmed the Argentine, 28, will remain a Manchester City player. (Independent)

>Bayern Munich have asked Arturo Vidal about Arsenal's 28-year-old forward Alexis Sanchez, the midfielder has revealed. (Standard)

And Chile midfielder Vidal says he is encouraging the Bundesliga club to sign compatriot Sanchez. (Sun)

>Monaco vice-president Vadim Vasilyev has signalled his intent to retain 18-year-old striker Kylian Mbappe, a target for several Premier League teams, for at least another season. (Daily Mail)

Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp says the work has been done in terms of new signings and, after the club qualified for the Champions League, that "now we have to make decisions" and "negotiations need to be done". (Times - subscription required)

>Former referee Graham Poll believes Martin Atkinson made a mistake by not awarding a penalty against Liverpool when it was goalless in their 3-0 win over Middlesbrough on Sunday. (Daily Mail)

Leicester and West Brom are competing to sign Middlesbrough centre-back Ben Gibson, 24, but could have to pay up to £20m for the Boro captain. (Daily Mirror)

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>Arsenal goalkeeper David Ospina, 28, is in talks with Turkish side Fenerbahce about a £5m move, after being frustrated at a lack of first-team opportunities behind Petr Cech. (Daily Mirror)

Everton boss Ronald Koeman will make a statement on 23-year-old midfielder Ross Barkley's future this week after speaking to the club's board. (Times - subscription required)

>Newcastle are poised to firm up their interest in Burnley's 25-year-old striker Andre Gray. (Chronicle)

Sunderland manager David Moyes will hold talks with owner Ellis Short in London on Monday. (Daily Mail)

>Chelsea are targeting Ajax's 20-year-old Colombia defender Davinson Sanchez. (Sport, via Daily Star)

Atletico Madrid manager Diego Simeone has reiterated he will be staying with the Spanish club. (Independent)

>Paris St-Germain winger Angel di Maria, 29, is keen for a return to Real Madrid to fill the void which will be left by the expected departure of 25-year-old James Rodriguez. (Don Balon via Daily Star)

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>subbing yourself off on the 26th minute and making everyone give you a guard of honour
>all that fake emotion when you can tell how much he loves all that attention

John Terry is a literal psychopath desu, he checks all the boxes for it.

>>76041620
Why was moyes never sacked?

>>76065997
>26th minute
I really hope this doesn't become a thing.

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>>76065997
Terry is a self indulgent cunt, everything is about him always. His family is scum too

>A very sad weekend for Bayern Munich & it's fans. Yesterday they said goodbye to Lahm & Alonso, today they said goodbye to Arsenal.

Top kek

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>>76042357

>betting on a Man United/Huddersfield/Madrid treble gives 9/1 odds
is this a bad bet? obviously United being the most doubtful result

>>76066076
LGTSS

>white """""women"""""

>Dybala and Griezman to united

[dabs internally]

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While the Premier League season is over and most top-flight players having forsaken the metaphorical beach for actual sand and surf at whatever this summer’s unimaginative holiday destination of choice for footballers happens to be, the Rumour Mill doesn’t get to relax. Speculation never stops, which means we can only dream of enjoying a carefully choreographed, grandiose and preposterously self-indulgent farewell as long as there’s speculation about the future of Demarai Gray to peddle. The Sunday Mirror reports that Liverpool, Everton and Tottenham Hotspur are all interested in signing the young Leicester City striker, but that it is Jürgen Klopp who is “closing in on a £12m deal” for the 20-year-old and is confident of getting his man once the transfer window opens in July.

>Reports from Germany suggest Bayern Munich midfielder Arturo Vidal has been whispering sweet nothings in the ear of his Chilean international team-mate Alexis Sánchez, in the hope of persuading the Arsenal midfielder to sign for the Bavarian side. Having failed to qualify for the Champions League for the first time in 20 years, Arsenal’s hopes of keeping their unsettled star player look increasingly slim.

Elsewhere, it’s being reported that the Gunners could lose reserve goalkeeper David Ospina, who may well be off to Turkish side Fenerbahçe. Despite having two years left on his contract, the Colombian is reported to be eager to leave the Emirates in order to get more first team and reports suggest Arsenal won’t fight to hard to keep him.

>Manchester United remain eager to re-sign Michael Keane, who they sold to Burnley in January 2015. “The one thing we know is that we are in a strong position,” said Keane’s current manager Sean Dyche, who says the 24-year-old central defender will continue playing for him “if nothing happens that’s suitable for us”.

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Middlesbrough central defender Ben Gibson is a man in demand and could find himself the subject of a bidding skirmish between Leicester City and West Brom. Chelsea and Liverpool have also been keeping tabs on Gibson, who says he feels he “belongs” and “feels comfortable” in the Premier League, but will take time out to ponder what to do next. The nephew of Boro chairman Steve, it has been suggested that Gibson might feel some sort of familial obligation to give his uncle another season’s service in an effort to help Middlesbrough bounce straight back up to the Premier League. Should he depart, a sizeable fee of £20m has been mentioned.

>L’Equipe report that Lyon winger-turned-striker and long-term Arsenal target Alexandre Lacazette has agreed to sign for Atlético Madrid, who finished third in La Liga, behind Barcelona and Real Madrid. Following a campaign in which the 25-year-old scored no fewer than 37 goals in all competitions, the French sports daily says he has a verbal agreement to join Atlético.

After incurring the wrath of Sunderland’s travelling fans at Stamford Bridge by refusing to acknowledge their presence despite agreeing to help facilitate John Terry’s elaborate long goodbye, David Moyes remained in London to discuss his future at the Wearside club with owner, Ellis Short. Rumours persist that the Scot might leave the relegated club, despite his talk about planning ahead of next season being well under way.

>>76066170
>buying Keane
still need get rid of Smalling and buy a leftback

>>76041620
>Kyle Walker, 26, but will demand £40m for the England right-back
>Kyle
>Walker
>£40m

>>76049458
One of these things is not like the others

>>76042321
Alexis Sanchez to Liverpool. He's perfect for their pressing game.

I.

LOVE.

TRANS.

LADS.

>>76066429
I'm interested to know where all of Arsenal's key players will leave to this summer

any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?

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Verratti to Chelsea confirmed la's