/mlb/ general - .382/.488/.706 Edition

bilal powell

We Luis Robert now!

>reported to report straight to single A

awww snaps

>Piscotty (hamstring)
It wasn't dented cranium?

Is there any super statfag website I can go to just filter a ton of variables to see a certain statline has ever occurred in a game before?

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1stros

>>76039089
Astros win in last game of the series against Indians

My magic 8 ball says so

>>76039141
http://www.baseball-reference.com/play-index/

>>76039141
None that are free

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>jints have won 7 of their last 8

>>76039165
Thank you kind sir.
Now I know that nobody has ever gone 6+ innings with 0 hits, 0 strikeouts and 0 walks

Important info to have

>>76039221
Are you fucking retarded? Explain a perfect game then. Holy shit. Just think a little more than not at all.

>>76039232
A perfect game going into the 7th inning without having struck a single batter out

>>76039232
There has never been a perfect game without a strikeout dumbass

>>76039232
Never post here again.

What is more probable?

A perfect game where all 27 outs are on strikeouts on 3 pitches.

A perfect game where all 27 outs are outs on the first pitch.

where is pitcherbro? where is mauer? where is neon deon?

>>76039318
Trick question since both are equally improbable

>>76039329
I think I've seen mauer post at last once in the past year

>>76039318
Both practically impossible, but all strikeout is more possible because a batter taking just one pitch won't ruin it.

>>76039343
mauer is a fag lol

Rangers lose but whatever that was 10 in a row.

Yu tomorrow. And Boyd.


Yeahhh baseball. Woo!!!!!

>>76039447
>Yeahhh baseball. Woo!!!!!
This

>>76039232
>Just think a little more than not at all.
someone didnt follow their own advise desu

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bosox

also
>the indians somehow not part of the meme league

Daily reminder that the Yankees asked for Michael Fulmer, Matt Boyd, and Joe Jimenez at the trade deadline last year.

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>his starter doesn't walk the bases loaded

>>76039318
All strikeouts, because relying on in-play outs is relying on luck. A truly insane pitcher could paint the corners with 105 MPH sliders and curveballs and never get hit.

>Jays have lost 5 of 6

And the media still talks about silver linings

How much team gear do you guys have?
>inb4 anons with gear from multiple teams

in b4 Mariners anime guy and Royals Pants guy

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He'll be fine.

Watching Quick Pitch and this shitty Sneks Dads game, Aybar didn't even try to smother this grounder coming past him, it's 5-0 in the second inning at least act like you want to play, San Diego was a mistake

>>76042632
Well what in the fuck do you want them to talk about? Doom and gloom about how shit they are? They got to keep the casuals interested.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V3G8WMn2Xo

Top tier bants

Marlins have picked it up

Rick hahn is the Hinkie of Major League Baseball

>>76043490
Only to drop it when it matters.

>>76043498
Then do you trust the Process?

>>76043560
Yes

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My own choice is the Cleveland Indians

>>76043665
For me, it's the Rome Braves.

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Good morning boyos. Who else is going to a game today?

at least win the series rangers pls k thx

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>go 3-for-4 with 2 RBI, BB, SB
>late scratch the next day
well that's just great

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>16 - 1 vs Seattle

Can you even make this shit up?

>Orioles having their catcher DH
Based

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AL MVP coming through

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>>76046497
Not in Houston, but maybe one day. Also won't be watching game at all today, have a good one Tribe bros and Stros bros.

Go Tribe!

>>76047476
Truly this is masterful art.

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Your first look at the 2017 NL Rookie of the Year

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Nationals

>>76048103
Badshitnals.

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>Although the White Sox were outbid by the Cardinals, a video presentation by manager Rick Renteria and fellow Cubans on the roster is what made the difference and led to the agreement according to Dan Hayes of CSN Chicago. This signing adds to Chicago’s long history of deals with Cuban-born players.
Redbirds BTFO!!

>>76048426
Firstplaceinals

>>76048615
>first place in a cripple fight is equivalent to winning the World Series for Nationals fans

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>>76048587
I guess you could say Hahn gave him a more Guaranteed Rate.

>>76048685
Fly the Arrow. Taste the Arrow.

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>>76048648
We're not the most retarded. It's not much, but it's something.

>>76048784
You are playing under .500 ball since Adam Eaton died.

>>76047657
MMP is glorious with the roof closed. Ever want to visit for a baseball game get tickets in or near the Crawford boxes and see about getting some chicken waffle cones as snacks.

Looking forward to this Windians v Firstros game. Time to try to win!

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Check out my new ink

>>76048915
wew

>>76039329
they discovered the internet and didn't know what to do with it so they put their dicks in it and were arrested for gay gang rape. good riddance.

>>76048818
And yet, somehow still 6 games up in the division. 25-17. It's not so much Eaton as the bullpen has blown 10 games. Still, I miss Mighty Mouse. Sniff.

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>>76049028
Bullpen help eh?

I got the perfect closer for you.

Mr. David Robertson.

He trained under THE Mariano Rivera you know.

>>76047476
>They gave us Seth Smith to get BTFO by the Whos

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>>76049102
Okay. But you can't have Robles. How about Brian Goodwin?

>>76049216
How about "fuck you I'm taking Bryce Harper and there's nothing you can do about it?"

>>76049275
Nurse for Harper. Hmmmmm. How about no?
You have to wait until 2019 like everyone else.

>>76048587
Havana White Sox reborn.

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JUST

>>76049560
quality app

Which team will buy me 15 cheeseburgers

>Here lies the Mets 2015-2017
Rest in piss.

Who /hopewedon'tgetswepttoday/ here?

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>>76049671
Me

>>76049726
This 2bqh

And they have McCann on 10 day DL with Keuchel now.

>>76049739
>lastros

>Martin playing 3B
>AA player in left field

help

>>76049921
It could be worse, you could be the Mest. There is always something worse.

Jesus tittyfucking Christ Mest. That's awful.

>Aaron Nola is throwing mid 90s again
RIP his career

SF Giants vs STL Cardinals #3

2:15 PM ET | 11:15 AM PT

>>76049924
>>76049924
>>76049924

phils-pirates
>>76049983

>>76049993
What's happening?

>>76050027
Error, single, dinger

Fucking Schoop got lazy

>>76050064
That's not good. You should see the Mest lol. They gave up 8 runs in 1 1/2 innings.

>>76050064
estrada 2k's in the 1st
1 2 3 inning

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Obviously there are three clearly dominant teams in baseball this year, but which one do you think has what it takes to win it all?

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Wait wtf, what did I miss? why is my bf in 3rd base?

>>76050098
The Twins because they have actually won before.

Hi where is the royals thread

I hope no one gets mad at me for suggesting this, but I think we should get rid of inter-league play. Also we need to re-separate the organization back into two separate leagues again with a President of the AL and a President of the NL with actual power again.

The Yankees are currently beating the best team in Baseball. What's your shit team doing?

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>>76049663

>>76050177
Winning a World Series in May.

>>76050194
cubes vs broors

>>76050163
Weigh the pros and cons of this for me.

How would it benefit baseball if half of the nations teams never make contact?

>>76049726
Nice, hope we get another nice musgrove start

>>76050382
It's how we did it when I was young. Interleague play is lame. The only times when the NL should play the AL is the All Star Game and the World Series.

>>76050411
Wouldn't that isolate half the market to each side? Seems not too smart from a business standpoint.

the al should run the bases first to third and the nl should run them third to first. also every fifth batter should have to use a cricket bat. things would be more interesting that way.

I'm really liking interleague play this season so far tbqh

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>>76049671

>>76050472
Baseball is a local sport

they should go back to pitching underhand and ban blacks again

>>76050530
>losing a series to my Barves
We're not even trying to win. What is your team's fucking problem?

All this Barves spaghetti

>>76050545
>local sport
>final matchup of the season is called the WORLD series

Your greentext wont even get a (you) from me

>>76050576
I'm not sure. I didn't get to watch either game. Near as I can tell, bullpen collapse on Friday(nothing new). Bats cold yesterday.

>His best pitcher doesn't have a personal catcher
pleb teams

>>76050615
Well please beat us today so we can get back on track with the tank. I don't want to compete.

No one even gives a shit about your opinion grandpa. Keep spending my money I put into social security and fuck everything else up for everyone while you're at it.

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>>76050383
And then a good start from Keuchel tomorrow :')

the nl should be all white and the al all black and latin

asians play for the orioles

>>76050618
>His best pitcher doesn't catch his own balls
How can your team even function day-to-day?

>>76050627
Back to back 100 loss seasons netted the Nats Strasburg and Harper.

>>76050649
they should also rename themselves to the National Socialist league.

The NL should only allow pitchers to hit and the AL should go back to the rules where all hit balls are in play

>>76050641
He is on DL so he won't play tomorrow but his next game after that he plays.

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>mest

>>76050779
BEAT THE MEST!
BEAT THE MEST!
STEP RIGHT UP AND BEAT THE MEST!

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How do we stop him?

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>>76050641
I was so excited to see him pitch too, dang it

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SALVY DONG

There is only white people in the orioles game, I thought Baltimore had a black majority?

>>76050851
Urine test.

>>76050937
That would do it.

>>76049726
rip tals hill
hello torchys tacos

>>76049726
That is an ugly as fuck stadium.

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>>76050878

They're all busy filming the 6th season of The Wire.

Let's do this

http://www.strawpoll.me/13012289
s

I once saw a man wearing a Mets jacket with a Yankees hat in a Publix in northern Florida once. I was like wtf?

>>76051084
Typical /mlb/ New Yorker tbf

I actually meant to post this

http://www.strawpoll.me/13013130

>>76051110
I wanted to take a photo of him, but he was a doddering old snowbird fuck so I left him alone.

>>76050868
nice

>>76051084
All the Mets fans are now Yankee fans.

Alex Gordon hitting the ball again

1985, 2015, 2017

>>76051196
Lmao you honestly think the Doylels are going to compete this season? You are a sad, strange little man.

>>76051196
Might end the season above .200!

>>76051269
Whoa whoa
Let's not get crazy

How good is your team with Runners in RISP

>>76051331
.368

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>>76051331
One of the worst in the league: started the day at .202

How good is your team's batting average on BABIP

>>76051389
.301

JUUUUUUST A BIT OUTSIDE

Nice pitch Junis

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BASED GOMES!

>>76051531
>implying he wasn't setting up the next pitch fastball right down the middle

Gomes is actually hitting .270 and not sucking

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>cain

>>76051389
>yaks are 2nd in it, Nats and Rockies 4/5
regression time

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MARINERS!

>>76051640
FUCK THE MARINERS.

>>76051674
Wow rude

>>76051640
Did you just wake up

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>>76051674
Mariners!

>>76051698
about an hour ago
its Sunday, what do you want from me?

Oh Rex

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Fuck the Marlins, holy shit.

BONI DINGER

HIP HIP JORGE

>>76051758

alex mai waifu

>>76051758
>Marlels blow it
>Barves blow it
>Mest blow it

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BACK TO BACK DEEP DONGS

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>Hud mixing up "bereavement" and "paternity"

Brandong Moss

Reminder that Alex Gordon taking a walk is like winning the World Series for literally me

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>>76051927
me too man, me too feels bad

>twins

JUDGED!

>>76051813
When are you guys gonna fire Ned Lost?

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Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2017 AL MVP, RotY, SS, and GG

Send Hammel to the pen and give this boy a job

>>76052368
There isn't an upgrade on the market so what's the point. He's a god tier ego manager

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>>76052505
>give this boy a job

>>76052402
Who is Aaron Judge blocking from the frame? Who is the Cadillac of men that we can't see? Why is Judge obfuscating our vision of the AL MVP, RoTY, SS, and GG winner?

>>76052402
judge doesn't play ShortStop you idiot

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>>76052658
*Hands you a life sentence*

>tins

>>76052751
>>76052751
Red Sox vs Athletics game thread

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You now remember this

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Lorenzo Cain is one of my all time favorite royals

>MEST

Did you get a load of the Twins ballpark announcer
Sounds like a hurt cat

>>76053075
It's a make a wish kid you monster

>>76053221
Kid should have wished for a better voice

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>>76053268
Mean!

Jays just hit Machado in the hand, trying to repeat their MURDER of Freeman

The bullpen's goal seems to be to walk players until the bases are loaded

>>76053682
Should've gone for the head

>>76053726
The Ned Yost equivalent of edging

>>76053748
Should have sent one straight into his mouth.

>>76053682
is machado currently crying in the dugout?

>Flemming and Affeldt talking about lobster and crab brunch food during the Giants game right now

i'm getting into baseball, thankfully games are on at a decent time for me today. which one should i watch?

>>76054010
Pick at random, my Italian friend.

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>>76054010
Watch the Mariners-White Sox game if you want to get out of baseball.

>>76054039
does that mean they're all supposed to be good games?

>>76054091
This.

>>76054140
Any game can be good, regardless of the talent level between the two teams. There are so many different variables to take into account

>>76054140
No it just means go explore on your own. Find one you like.

>>76054091
gamethread where?

DANSBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>76054140
Most games are near over, Indians/Astros is probably the best one on right now, Jays/Orioles for the drama but it's almost over, Rangers/Tigers should be good but it doesn't come on for a few hours yet

>>76054246
White Sox Mariners thread
>>76054320
>>76054320

>>76054289
Atlanta just made it 2-3 in the bottom of the 8th

Get shit on Gordon!

>>76054210
>>76054212
fair points. i'll go with red sox at a's then, since it just started

Doyers/Fish game thread when?

>>76054355
Based clutchlanta

BINDER ALERT IN TAMPA BAY, GIRARDI IS AT IT AGAIN

Is strasburg crying?

Pretty good pitching today
Outside of that Whit shit it's been a good game all around

Indians somehow about to sweep the Astros

>>76054756
Well they're a better team and the best astros players are ded

>>76054756
Indians have been underperforming all fucking season. It's been driving me up the wall.

>>76054909
They went full cubes.
Blew their load last year.

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>saves your game

>>76054756
>One team has been vastly under performing all season
>The other has been vastly over performing
It was bound to happen

>>76054756
We didn't have to face Keuchel or McCullers but I'm not complaining.

>>76054909
It's a long season and we're at about the same record as this point last year.

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Another series won

>>76055049
I guarantee you that you were not here last year, you Pebble faggot. Way to build a bandwagon as you begin your yearly collapse.

I think Astros losing this series was all starting pitching

>Morton
>Fiers
>Musgrove

>>76055087
>the increasingly nervous Doyer fan said for the 16th time this year

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Missed this sexy motherfucker. Next time you'll get some run support

>>76055121
Turn your trip back on.

>>76055144
Where are the Philberts standing so far in the season? Like 3rd-4th?

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>>76055194
I appreciate you thinking that highly of us

>>76055194
4th unless the Marlins win tonight.

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>tfw will never have gf that towers over manlets like I do.

>>76055265
>>76055269
My team is >second in the NL East, which is like 4th or 5th in any other division. Why is the NL East so poop this year?

>ariners

>>76055291
Is this the giantess thread?

Mets fans disappear completely overnight
Suddenly Yankees fans everywhere
What did the New York bandwagoners mean by this?

>>76055192
Wasn't me you were responding to, I'm also not a trip like 3 other people use this name

>>76055382
>>76055382
>>76055382
>>76055382
dodgers and marlins

Have you guys apologized to Aaron Judge yet?

>>76055385
>Pebble nigger band wagon riders
>People

Good one senpai.

>>76055439
1 of those is actually a Dodgers fan. So there is technically 1 person.

>>76055317
mets injuries
marlels bullpen
phils bullpen/pitching/base-running/everything
barves idk, thought you'd guys would be about where you are now

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wow

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>>76055436
Guy is honestly one smug, ugly looking fuck. After he made that catch he acted like 'hurr no big deal'.

Hope he regresses hard, but then again he'll still probably be .280 power guy.

>royals bullpen
lel

>>76055291
>>76055369

i love tall girls because of their big healthy feet and long toes

>>76055561
I just like that I don't have to look down at them.

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>>76055561
How about fat girls?

BRANDONG MOSS

>>76055552
you don't even watch/like baseball to be talking like that. please go back to /nfl/

>>76055684

my gf and i have a couple we hangout with, we go out to the bars, come home get more drunk and watch baseball and play board games nearly every weekend. His gf is 6'0, he's 6'1, I'm 6'0, my gf is 5'4 : ( his gf purposely doesn't wear heels so she isn't taller than me or her bf. During a drunken game of true and dare, my gf told them I have a foot fetish. Ever since then his gf is ALWAYS barefoot around me and perfectly pedicured and purposely teases the fuck out of me. Even when we went to a baseball game recently she sat next to me and slipped her sandals off and put them on the seat infront of me. I probably would have died from a hard hit line drive I was so distracted.

>>76055690
fat girls are absolutely gross and their feet are even more gross than their fat bellies and multiple chins.

>>76056158
Damn, I like that fake program

>yankees are 25-16
>rays are 23-23
>25+16=41
>23+23=46
wtf how have the Yankees played 5 more games than the Rays?

>1/3 of the Astros losses this year have come at the hands of the Indians.

>>76056528
>41>46

>>76055890

lots of baseball guys seem to be into female feet, patrician fetish desu.

>baseball played from april-october, same months girls wear flip flops, coincidence- i think not

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Windians btw

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>>76055436
he has a long way to go to catch up to Jeet's STD count. Until then, he's nobody in NY.

>>76056591
WHy does it say "MOM MOM MOM"?

>>76056591
Poop on a stick.

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windians!

>>76056545
>Musgrove
>Fiers
>Morton

>>76056630
FUCK YOU.

>>76056528
>>76056567
Err how have the Rays played 5 more games than the Yankees?

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>>76055112
Surprisingly, it was Fiers that pitched the best. There offense just wasn't there the first 2 games though.
It makes me pretty sick tbqh

>>76056774
*the offense just wasn't there

Imagine if you BTFO someone so hard that they scored 44 runs on 11 hits.

>>76056774
Something about their pitching had our bats silent. If it weren't for 2 singles in the last game, Clevinger would have left with a no hitter.

This game was Musgrove proving himself a bad SP.

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>Asstros

Smh

>>76055890
>>76056573
feet are fucking disgusting

>>76056932
>Detoilet
Shaking my head too m8.

>>76055890
>gf is 6'0
She must have Sasquatch feet

>>76057055
You know what they say about the bigger the meat

>>76056932
As if the Tigglets have a chance in the ALC kek

>>76056988

you're probably gay if you don't enjoy well cared for feminine feet. they're a great indicator of a girl's self esteem and her possibility as waifu material

>>76057055
nope, well proportioned to her body, always very well pedicured and even though she works out a lot she rubs away callouses with those pumice rocks to keep them soft and perfect

>>76056671
>what are off days, rainouts, ect

>>76057003
>>76057186
kys desu

>>76056932
>Sweep the Marlins
>Immediately get swept by the Indians

Nature of the game desu

>>76057198
>don't share your disgusting fetish
>nigga you gay
It's called a fetish for a reason you freak.

>>76057257
>So mad that his tiggers can't pull the trigger on a World Series

Watching my team sweep your "all-time great" rotation was the best time of my life.

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I'll take 2/3.

>>76057946
It ain't bad.

>utley being a piece of shit again and putting his leg right out over the plate to get hit
>bellinger being a big crybaby on a borderline call in a 5 run game

Wil Myers just got called out on fan interference with the bases loaded. Can this team fall any further from grace?

>>76058127
Ugly ugly utley ayyyoooo

Cubs will sweep the Giants

>>76058380
>says the increasingly nervous Dodgers fan for the 100th time.

>>76058127
>>76058401
Stop turning it off and on fag.

>>76058420
I'm not Rockies fan you obsessed freak. Don't reply to me again you mongoloid.

>>76058464
Sure buddy

>>76058420
As much as you call me schizo I think you might actually be the one with problems

>>76058503
You're a fucking faggot and if I ever see you in LA I will jump you.

>>76057710
Soria and Joba literally gave up 1 less run than Verlander/Scherzer/Price in only 1 1/3 IP lol

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Darn.

>>76058536
Sick false flag m8

I would not do that.

>>76058586
Wrong team faggot. You didn't win a single game in 12.

>>76058616
>PissAsstros
>DisAstros
>Lastros

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>>76058678
:(

Well, we weren't gonna stay at 12/13/14 losses all season :P

>>76058800
Coincidentally as you gradually begin to decline, the Texans RanGODS will sneak up on you to steal first in the AL BEST. We're going on another 10+ game win streak.

>>76058856
More likely, Texas will be trading Darvish at the deadline for prospects for the inevitable rebuild.

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>tfw hes gone by the trade deadline

>>76058911
By then I'll be a fan of a different team. As a Texan I am entitled to a winning mentality and a winning team regardless of location.

>>76058924
I'll take him for one dollar. I know that's a lot of money, but I think I can really use him well.

>>76058962
sold

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>>76058934
>changing teams

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>>76058856
mfw

>>76058856
You're going to lose to the Tigers on national television and we're all going to laugh at you.

http://mrteverett.com/WFAN/MikeReadsCOUNTRIESWorldCup060910.mp3

gongya

>>76059009
Texans are allowed to because they are the most powerful of all Americans. Every team that has a Texan on it is okay for a Texan to cheer for and support. I'm not rooting for a team, I'm rooting for Texans.

>>76058934
>rags

>>76054009
Miller and Fleming trying to guilt Willie Mays into sending chocolate cake to the broadcast booth on Willie's birthday was hilarious.

(The sound bite is now a KNBR promo for the duo)

>>76059078
Weak ass excuse

>Wil Myers called out for fan interference with the bases loaded and two outs

LEL

http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/63817564/v1414184983/arisd-myers-out-after-fan-interference-call-stands

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you can only reply to this post if your team gave up 26 runs to the whos in a 3 game sweep

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>>76058856
> rags

Now that Trout is a legit power hitter, will he go down as better than Albert Pujols and Alex Rodriguez
?

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>>76058934
> I'm a bandwagoning faggot
kys

>>76059408
>not cheering for teams that have your state's players on it.
I bet you live in California with that mentality.

>>76059408
>>76059099
>>76059078
>>76059009
>>76058934
>>76058856
Samefag

>>76058649
Wait Verlander, Scherzer (Before he was elite), Anibal Sanchez and Doug Fister is an all-time great rotation?