TEXAS RANGERS @ DETROIT TIGERS GAMETHREAD

>>76031668
Today they will lose
Tomorrow they will lose

After they leave Detroit they'll go back to winning but today and tomorrow you can already mark a tigers win

i actually bet on the mariners to win the AL west, things are not going well

>>76031708
Don't ever bet on the Mariners to win anything. They are perennial losers, now and forever.

>>76031714

the odds were too tempting and they weren't being abused with injuries. i also had the rockies at 7-1 to win the NL west

that shift looks stupid fuck you tigers doing that shift

Astros

refball

Who are the tigs gonna trade jd too?

>pretty borderline
Yeah gotta play both sides, ya idiot. Does anyone actually like watching national broadcasts?

>>76031815
After we win the series this year we'll prob trade him to the Mets or something

do tiger fans actually use the phrase "get Miggy with it"

>>76031830
do rangers players actually rape their teammates

>>76031830
no, literally no one

>>76031825
Tigsbro here, we just don't have the talent feelsbadman

>>76031708
>Unironically betting on the memeiners ever

You deserve everything you lose

Alex Avila is obviously on roids

B A S E D
R
A
D

>Avila homer
Its so nice seeing him do well. His bat has been so bad for so long

>>76031969
stay mad bruh

Welp Griffin being good was fun while it lasted

THIS is the Griffin I expected

be honest with me guys, what is your honest opinion on mainstream american beer? i don't want to sound snobbish, i don't proclaim to be an expert and it certainly gets the job done, but all of your major brands dont taste especially great

>>76031928
i was a little pissed and i needed a team with long odds to boost my potential return

B A S E D FUCKING
R
A
D

Just Dankmemes alert. 1st inning curly fries

C U R L Y F R I E S

That's how you do it AJ

THREE HOMERS IN A ROW

HOLE LEE FUCK

BASED BRAD

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>>76032039
posted this before it happened LOL

based fucking BRADBITS

alright >we can sell everyone now

Wew lad

>>76032005
Yeah its all pretty trash desu. I drink canadian beer, usually molson.

>>76032085

yeah i drank molson when i was there, it was the closest to the stuff i usually drink here. the hotel bar had 16 taps and 14 of them were not so good

>>76032068
Definitely with Darvish I hope JD has the sense to either give him an extention or trade him regardless of our record.

gg Rangers

see you for the rubber match.

>>76032140
Some of the more popular 'microbrews' are pretty okay and not too hard to find on tap. At least in michigan.

>>76032192
I want both. Trade him at the deadline and then sign him in FA. Do what the Yankees did with Chapman

dubs and Verlander gets no-no number 3 today.

>>76032272
No dubs because it will be a perfect game.

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Verlander CSGO if this post ends in two dank digits.

if Darvish pitched in the NL how many Cy Youngs would he have by now? Probably 2.

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>game is on Fox 4

So the tigers only get up for national TV?

Fuck kinsler and his pop-up ass. Couldn't handle the Texans heat.

It was fun flustering the housties for a while, but yeah, we obviously suck. I have 0 confidence in this team being able to actally win a world series. Unless something drastically changes between now and the trade deadline, we should still be sellers.

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What is going on in Detroit?

He was due for that HR

kek

its like 50 degrees out too.

If this were in Texas these would be 450+ ft bombs. Right center is very deep in Comerica.

ah well it ended at 10

Fuck this shit

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chillin

>Memelander

>>76033168
99mph he still got it

>c-comeback

Kipnis is such a dirtbag lmao

Damn I thought that was gone

>it's a bad start by verlander but okay because bats are hot episode
Cool

>>76034193
Its still a quality start so far tho

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????

>>76035123

What's the problem

well that was clearly a ball.

gg fellas, see you next weekend