Series tied 2-2
Johansen memorial game
Rakell and Fisher ded too
fisher is not playing? Trashville is fucked.
Go Ducks
>>76031497
>0 points
that guadreau guy from milwaukee is gonna center the second line. god damn thats fucky
>>76031472
What you mean Fisher isn't playing? When did he get hurt?
fuck hockey
fuc white people
fuck reddit
>>76031551
Threw his back out humping his wife.
How did Rakell get hurt?
>>76031551
Late in the 3rd last game
>>76031551
He got kneed in the head by Manson.
>>76031575
I don't know
>Forsberg-Sissons-Aberg
>Wilson-Gaudreau-Watson
>Arvidsson-Jarnkrok-Neal
>McLeod-Fiddler-Salomaki
J U S T
U
S
T
Ducks in 6
>>76031541
>Johansen hurt
>fisher hurt
>riberio in rehab
JUST
>>76031607
4th line is mega meme
>>76031607
Nice. Add our blue line to that and you have the worst team to ever make the conference finals.
>>76031607
>colton sissons is your number one center
Laviolette better FUCKING PUT BACK PK AND JOSI TOGETHER ON THE PP
>>76031717
honestly that third line is the "real" first line, not that Jarnkrok is a huge step up
>>76031717
>Canafats
first line should be
arvidsson-forsberg-neal
then second line can be whatever but have colin wilson center that and have sissons and jarnkrok center the bottom two lines
Lads
>>76031729
they literally only play together on the pp 5 on 3
Where the memes at
did that nigga just say knoxville predators
still no fans: https://twitter.com/petewebersports/status/866068853154996224
Daily reminder one of Nashville's players was convicted of producing child pornography
Remember there won't be any fans here cause of the traffic
Arena looks empty again .. :/
>>76031789
Its traffic, it's weed, its muh Communism revolution
How many points?
>>76031833
1 assist -2
Aah, people soaring in now
4-3 OT win for the Ducks tonight btw
Wait 'cocksucker' is homophobic????
>>76031729
Nashville should unironically play 4 defensemen on the PP
>>76031856
Only if you're implying that sucking cocks is bad
>>76031859
they did 3 one time late in the year, it was hilarious
>>76031869
sucking cocks is pretty fun, i wouldn't be offended if someone called me that
>>76031575
Elbowed in the head by Subban
EMPTY SEATS
Do americans clap and say amen after this rendition of their anthem?
>>76031856
If it's OK for Colbert to call the president a cocksucker I don't see the problem with Getzlaf calling refs cocksuckers
>>76031894
It's to move a NHL franchise to Glasgow desu
>>76031897
Embarrassing, fucking relocate this team already
>>76031794
Who was that?
>>76031919
Are you fucking retarded?
>>76031897
>Edmonton died for this
Sad!
>>76031918
Quebec
Seattle
Hamilton
Saskatoon
Halifax
Omaha
Kansas City
...
Glasgow
You might want to try the KHL
>half the seats are empty
You know, I actually kind of like the team the Ducks have assembled and I love how tough and physical they play. But dear God, their fans are absolute fucking dogshit.
>>76031869
Both 'faggot' and 'cocksucker' can be entirely and extremely homophobic. The key word is CAN be.
That's the problem, meaning/intent/context means nothing anymore. I'd agree you probably shouldn't say 'faggot' regardless, but 'cocksucker' is a big reach.
Getting real sick of spoon feeding retards.
Just gonna sit back and enjoy the ducks winning another cup
>>76031932
Zolnierczyk. He set up a hidden camera and recorded his buddy fucking some 17-year-old.
anyone really hope the predditors meme their way to the finals so the EC can wipe the floor with them?
>>76031944
Oh my bad those must be invisible fans
>Hamilton
Yeah Hamilton just outside of Glasgow
>>76032028
Just wait till the 2nd. Itll be full as usual.
MUH MUH TRAFFIC....
>>76031966
Most of their fans are over 60 and only care about them when they hit round 2 of the playoffs
-ducks fan
>>76031977
You mean getting tired of making excuses for why your fans are dogshit?
>>76032059
Better than your shitty team. Its actually the infrastructure that blows.
>>76032040
Why are they so late though?
What a dive
>>76032044
Holy shit
Ducks to QUEBEC CITY when?
>>76032077
traffic
>>76032072
Anybody who would be a real fan would already know this and plan accordingly
Ducks to Omaha when?
>>76032051
Can somewhat confirm this. They don't actually care about the team at all, those old "fans". They are rich, bored, and only go for food and young attractive hockey players.
Why does Nashville even have a fcking team? Anaheim is at least in the 2nd largest market in the USA
>>76032077
Because unlike LA which has a public transit sytem anaheim is a smaller OC town with only 1 major highway to everything. Ive had 10 minutr trips take an hour and a half some days then take 5 minutes others.
>>76032091
You cannot plan for a changing monster
anaheim doesn't deserve a team desu
oh fuck it started
Why are the ducks fans dressed like seats?
>>76032084
>>76032108
Wasn't aware it was that terrible
Sucks
>>76032108
you could literally leave the house at noon and get there on time, this is retarded
What did Getzlaf say that got him fined?
>>76032126
Cocksucker
GIBSON WHAT THE FUCK
>>76032126
Fucking cocksucker
That homophobic faggot missed all those chances
Ducks fan here and the "traffic" excuse is pretty much bullshit. For one thing, its the weekend so most people are probably off of work. And whenever I go to games, I am in the arena at least in time for warmups. Lots of people who go to the game aren't big on hockey...they just like to go do something. They don't really care when it starts, as long as they get there eventually.
These teams suck
is this the worst final 4 of NHL history?
>>76032126
called a ref a cocksucker
>>76032108
>Orange County fags complaining about traffic
Have you tried to get to downtown LA for a game? Public transit my fucking ass. Maybe if you lived near a train station. Most of us are coming by car.
Gibson got L U C K Y
he out of luck now
>>76032125
Good luck leaving at noon, when you dont get off work till at the most 4. Betman is a giant prick for not setting all games at 7 local time
>>76032126
He called a ref "FUCKING COCKSUCKER" after they conveniently swallowed the whistle multiple times when Nashville should have been penalized shortly after calling the Ducks for a billion penalties
GIBSON WHAT THE FK
Ryan "Goals are for Fags" Getzlaf
>>76032108
I live in San Diego and have never been late for a game.
the Anaheim homophobics choking on dick early
>>76032135
>>76032145
How spicy. What a dumb faggot league
preds desu
>>76032108
>Ive had 10 minutr trips take an hour and a half some days then take 5 minutes others.
american infrastructure, everybody
>>76032151
>working
>on Saturday
>>76032141
Just do what people do in other cities. Park hours before in the city, chill for a bit, then walk to the game
is gibson the most consistent goalie out of the ones left?
How is "cocksucker" an insult to gays when they literally suck cocks? It's like calling Oedipus a motherfucker.
I'm rooting for the Ducks, because I believe that homophobia should be lauded.
>>76032176
Well it is the Canadian sport, what did you expect
>>76032179
California has as many people as your entire country so traffic can be a serious problem in some areas.
>>76032196
consistently shit lol
damn who was that qt blonde on the hospital bed
will they fuck during the game?
Why is everyone talking about LA?
We in OC have nothing to do with LA, fucking idiots
>>76032143
>injury ridden defending champ
>most boring team in the league
>historical choker
>cinderella meme team
It's pretty bad.
tfw your mom starts buggin you about having sex with grils when you've never had any
go ducks
THE ANAHEIM BIGOTS WILL NOT WIN
>>76032126
"you're a Sharks fan aren't you cocksucker?"
this arena is like a fucking library
>>76032147
>have you tried to get downtown to a game in LA
Yes, leagues easier
>>76032168
And how early do you have to leave and what kind of lazy life you lead
>>76032122
Yeah its ok some days but most its god awful
>>76032181
Welcome to the real world kiddo
>>76032206
>Roughly 40 mil living in Cali
>Roughly 5,5 mill living in Denmark
Well fk me
Ducks goons at it again
>>76032229
Full of intelligent people who have a thirst for knowledge?
>>76032214
>suburb has nothing to do with the city it services
>>76031968
>leaf opinion
Fuck off, cuck. Banter is banter. He isn't going out and bashing fags after the game, he's calling someone a bad word.
This is a slippery fucking slope. What's next, calling someone a pussy is banned because mysoggyknees? No more dumbfuck because special needs feelings? We already know (((who))) is calling the shots here, trying to turn hockey into fun-for-the-whole-family ice soccer where everyone shakes hands after every period and penalty boxes are staffed with diversity counselors, but let the players fucking say what they want and get the mics out if you don't like hearing hurtful words.
>>76032214
It's literally the same area
nashville must have great acting classes
When you realize the Snes might actually meme their way to a cup and >1993 posting will be gone forever
>>76032242
McLeod hits boll even though he has been hit. He deserved it
>>76032245
shut the fuck up you faggot
>>76032251
Anaheim isn't a suburb of LA
>>76032255
No its not. We have more in common with San Diego
First of all, OC isn't full of fucking Mexicans
>>76032201
because he said it like it was a bad thing, but it's not suspension worthy obviously
wtf is this shit? since when does anaheim get penalties?
i gotta stop eating apples makes me empty my bowls the entire day after
>>76032263
2007 repeat tbdesu
>>76032238
You seem pretty jaded, my man.
I leave about 3 and a half hours early. Get there in an hour 45 at most.
>>76032242
Kerdiles shouldn't have brought the stick up but McLeod deserved it for hitting a player who was already down.
>>76032269
Wow, a hockey fan who is homophobic! What a rare find.
>>76032263
as long as the sens don't play like they did for the first 2 periods last night they probably deserve the cup more than the others
>>76032263
They are the healthiest and hardest to play against team left. Who saw this coming?
>Anaheim isn't a suburb of LA
Ducks are the dirtiest team in the league.
>>76032280
So many people on Twitter calling for his suspension it makes me puke.
Is it alpha to go to bars by yourself or will people automatically assume you're a friendless loser? Asking for a friend
Had Getzlaf said ''PENIS LICKER'' instead of cocksucker would he still have been fined?
>>76032307
really depends on the bar and your own image
>>76032303
Oilnigger detected
>>76032217
fuck your mom as a primer. You'll be more confident with the ladies after.
>>76032279
Dude I work at Angel Stadium and 9 out of every 10 guests I talk to are Mexican. Have no idea what youre talking about
>>76032307
Depends what you order
>>76032279
>county not filled with mexicans
>OC
pick 1 you southern californian beandito
This series is so much more entertaining to watch
Very physical and dirty, greater plays and both goalies can suddenly go inconsistent
>his mom's spaghetti
>>76032287
Now i know your lying its a 2 hour drive from sd to ana with clear traffic. God forbit someone has an accident.
>>76032307
if you have to ask, then you're most likely gonna look like a pathetic retard
I suck my own cock but I ain't gay. How is cocksucker a homophobic slur?
>>76032307
Just go man, I go to bars alone all the time. You'll either find someone there to drink with and bitch about the same problems or you get to drink peacefully alone. Both are win-win
dead fucking thread.
>>76032324
Real OC (below the 55) has barely any Mexicans at all.
>>76032301
No one commutes to LA from OC.
We're not San bernardino or the Valley. We have our own industries and own downtowns
It takes me longer to drive to LA than it is to fly to San Francisco in rush hour traffic
>>76032350
If it was gay to suck your own cock it would also be gay to masturbate
>>76032316
>Ducksfag hitting below the belt
as expected
>>76032316
>have 3 of the most prolific divers to ever play in the modern era
>4th line literally makes more stick on helmet contact than stick on puck
>not a goon team
in fairness, all of the California teams are dirty goon teams for MUH RIVALRY
>>76032344
I live in North County. It's a very easy drive. Just get on the 5 and you're on your way.
Is it gay to put a dildo in your ass?
really if you think cocksucker is homophobic you are actually fucking retarded
I remember when Nashville powerplays were feared
only a fading memory now..
>>76032362
Just like the arena
>>76032279
>Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
Really makes me think
>>76032350
Kek
>>76032367
>>No one commutes to LA from OC.
>>It takes me longer to drive to LA than it is to fly to San Francisco in rush hour traffic
So.... if nobody commutes, why is the traffic so bad? Nice contradiction ya tard
>>76032380
Not unless you're sexually attracted to men.
>>76032307
if you can't have fun and be alpha after 5 beers, you're genetically abnormal
virtually anyone can be comfortable and successful in that situation if you drink a bit. why the fuck do you think bars even exist? to drink. drink a few beers. go talk to some random people. trust me, it's not hard. people go to bars to meet other people.
if you really want to go out, do it. by yourself. sit at the bar and have a few beers. you're allowed to be awkward. it's not the end of the world. you're allowed to be beta. drink. I promise you after you've been sitting there for a bit things will happen. girls might say hi. you might meet some people to hang with. if you WANT to have fun, you will. I don't want to have fun or talk to people, so I don't go out.
>>76032369
>below the belt
Like Draisaitl's spear to the nuts against San Jose?
>>76032372
If you want to bitch about diving and gooning, Nashville dives far more and they are just as goony as the Ducks.
>>76032404
Okay, good. It's a feminine dildo anyways.
>>76032367
>real OC
Yeah keep making excuses. There's nothing wrong with being associated with LA anyway
>>76032397
because the 5 has been under construction for fucking ever and goes down to 1 lane
>>76032397
People commute to places like Long Beach, not to LA.
People in OC refer going to LA as an out of town trip, no different than going to New York or Chicago
>>76032408
Rather smoke weed. Alcohol puts me into suicidal mode.
>>76032426
An insulated and delusional suburb is still a suburb.
>>76032397
>nobody drives in New York City
>still has gridlock traffic all over
Hmmmm
>>76032416
>I'm not even a Oilels fan
>>76032424
Just make the entire 5 a double stacked highway
>>76032416
>nashville dives more
>than kesler/perry/bieska
haaha, wew
>>76032381
faggot isn't homophobic either unless you're willing to accept that pussy is misogynist, in which case you should kill yourself and your entire family immediately.
It's only homophobic if you call someone you know to be a faggot a faggot.
go predators
I have been going to the park a lot recently to just sit and do some writing. people say hi. there is always shit going on. just get out of your house and do whatever the fuck you want.
fear limits our existence. fear of anything and everything. if you WANT it, do it. just know what you really want. I honestly don't want to go out. I used to do it all the time and it got old. it gets tiresome.
it can be fun to just get out and enjoy yourself
>>76032437
well just like the contradiction noted above, one of those statements is obviously false. thanks for this example
>>76032435
Compare the San Fernando Valley (an LA suburb) to OC.
OC is its own thing.
>>76032395
"The Philadelphia Flyers of Pittsburgh"
>>76032445
What if that faggot calls you a faggot?
>>76032467
But that's not a real thing dumbfuck
>>76032469
he becomes your boyfriend
>>76032444
Forsberg is by far the biggest diver in this series. The crosscheck penalty he drew last game was 100% embellishment.
>All this serious discussion about 'homophobia in sports' and how not to offend this person or that group
reddit fuck off
>Scoresberg will never play for your team
stay jelly, senpai
>>76032469
Then take his dick out of your mouth and call him a faggot back. It's ok since he started it.
>>76032482
I know. But its the same idea.
>>76032499
found the closeted faggot
Crappy first period
Who are the bad guys in this game?
D O M I N O S I S S H I T
> mfw people who call ducks fans beaners are complaining about someone calling a player a faggot
>>76032528
What? It's been great
Entertaining
>>76032525
was he hiding in the mirror again?
>>76032539
anyone that comes from sweden or finland
>>76032525
I'd much rather get called faggot than have people curled up in their safe spaces worried sick about offending each other all the time
>>76032547
Nobody on /hoc/ seriously cares about the cocksucker thing
>>76032539
Preds. They used to be good but they have a major reddit infestation and need to be exterminated.
>>76032539
Neither
>>76032548
Californians think there have to be goals for it to be good
GOON
>>76032542
Of all the chains, I like their sauce the best
>>76032567
t. Chicago reddithawks
LOS ANGELES GOONS
>>76032539
You for not posting butt
if i had a dollar for everytime Forsberg hit the ice i could buy Carolina and move them back to Hartford in an arena i paid for in full
>>76032556
his dick was in my mouth, wtf it feels good too?!
>>76032574
Absolutely disgusting, leaf.
>>76032453
thanks anon
>>76032571
Implying he's not a perd
>>76031988
Link?
Everything I love, including the Anaheim Ducks, is hated by society. Why me, God?
>it's a "barely any stick contact makes Forsberg sprawl to the ice like he was shot" episode
Divesville
>>76032574
i'd like a pizza with pizza hut sauce, domino's crust, and papa john's toppings
>>76032601
So much better than Pizza Pizza
Neither team has fans. How did this semi-final happen? Just what is Bettman planning?
>>76032539
Both teams, they suck.
>>76032567
Ducks aren't bad for giving cocaine to Ribiero, cucking Carrie Underwood, and chopping Johansen's feet off?
>>76032107
Are the Angels playing today? Might explain things.
>>76032574
bad taste jets pizza is the best
Duckolds have the worst logo in sports
You know what, "cock sucker," is not a pejorative word. If anything it's empowering. Sucking a cock is the single most manly thing one can do. To be so confident and comfortable with not only your sexuality but your gender is a momentous and inspiring act. You call me a cock sucker, I say "thank you for your kind words. May I suck your cock?"
If you're not a cock sucker, you're on the wrong side of 2017.
>only 25 miles from the 2nd largest city in the country and largest in its state
>not a suburb
>>76032649
In New York
Can Filip Forsberg become the new Peter Forsberg?
>>76032626
>its an anaheim """""fan""""" wonders why the guy cant skate with a stick under his skate episode
>>76032565
I do, but only because it sets a precedent and opens a pandora's box where cocksucker can never be uttered on the ice again, which is silly, and creates a slippery slope where other words are open to punishment, which is nanny state canadian shit.
I went to school in the late 80's and early 90's. Everybody called everybody fags and niggers then, and nobody gave a shit. There aren't enough fainting couches in the world if you did half the shit that went down back then in 2017.
>>76032662
It's like when the fags started using the word "Queer" to describe themselves. As Homer Simpson said, "Thats our word to make fun of YOU!"
>>76032662
Only a Californian would be this obsessed with sucking cocks and offending others
>>76032662
I take it you're from Nashville
>>76032692
No
No hate, he's good but not elite
>>76032672
But barely anyone identifies with LA. Nor do most people not commute to LA
75% of OC workers work in OC. only 13% commute to LA County
Legend says predator fans perform 10 hours of invest after every win.
>>76032694
Except the stick wasn't even on the skate. It tapped his shin but Forsberg has conditioned himself to fly face first into the ice if he feels anything make contact with him.
>>76032703
get lost in a desert without food or water
this thread fucking sucks
>>76032728
sounds like they have their finances in order
>Coache's corner coming
Getting comfy lads
>>76032641
Nah they're a 'physical' team so all manner of goonery is forgiven.
>>76032727
OC is a district of LA
typical Mickey Mouse fan living in delusion
>>76032728
>10 hours of invest after every win.
The Nashville jews?
>>76032727
I don't care what the inhabitants lie to themselves about to make themselves feel speshul. A suburb is a surburb and it meets all definitions.
>>76032766
Better than living in Edmonton
>>76032728
>inbreads
>tries to insult other's intelligence
Ultimate ironing.
Spics everybody.
>>76032749
Says the person from the state who has gone through multiple droughts in the 21st century LMAO
Hockey is hard to watch concurrently with another sport.
>>76032728
>not spending several hours managing your assets
stay poor
>>76032771
go back to pol stormfag
http://www.strawpoll.me/13008769
http://www.strawpoll.me/13008769
http://www.strawpoll.me/13008769
http://www.strawpoll.me/13008769
>>76031472
Faggot!
Haha
>>76032795
Very rude. I would cry at your harsh words but I can't waste the water.
Does anybody else feel their parents are getting slower when it comes to watching shit/sports. I remember being a kid and my dad was the one explaining everything that's going on. Now I feel like my dad is always a second behind, cheering for missed shots from our team, or shit like that.
>>76032861
>living with your parents
>>76032861
This was the saddest thing i've read today, sorry man
>>76032861
not in sports by my parents are like retards when it comes to following tv shows lately. time for the nursing home
An Anaheim-Ottawa final would just be a goon fest.
>>76032861
put him down
Johansen is like 5 tweets away from shitposting about the refs.
>>76032861
How old are you?
>>76032861
Yeah, man. Age is a killer.
>>76032890
Found the cocksuckers
>>76032861
He was prob just as shit back then but you weren't able to know any better.
what kind of poster would Don Cherry be on /hoc/?
>>76032890
Wow, how did they fit every decent Center on the Preds roster into one photo?
>>76032861
very sorry to hear that but if you dont reply to this post your parents will get alzheimers
>>76032920
All caps all the time
>>76032923
>Fiala
>center
>>76032920
A classic 'mad at sandwiches' leaf.
>>76032890
cool
Just finished banging my sister in the Walmart parking lot while waiting for my crystal dealer
GO PREDS
>>76032933
actually it still works even despite this
>>76032861
My grandpa is getting senile and has early-onset dementia. He isn't all gone yet, he has good days and bad days. Anyways, he got me into all the sports I like and we call each other all the time during games we are both watching (we live several states apart). Still makes me really fucking sad when he forgets something we just talked about or asks the same question three times in one phone call or forgets things like players' names or which team is the home team. He was sharp as a nail until about five years ago and one of the smartest people I know so that makes it even sadder.
>>76032954
already told you once motherfucker
we fuck our cousins, not sisters. we have standards
>>76032920
he would bully every non canadian and only talk about 4th line meat and potatoers
>>76032933
thatsthejoke.jpg
I'm extremely serious about this question, so here me out.
What if, when Kesler is preparing for the game tonight, instead he turns into a snake?
In this scenario: Kesler hasn’t left his house yet. Kesler is sitting in an armchair alone, when suddenly he feels off.
Literally at a desk, he documents his experience:
>his skin discolors
>it becomes rougher
>his tongue forks
>eyes goes black, it becomes hard to write
>legs shrink into body
>arms shrink into bodies, Kesler can no longer write
The rest of the transformation takes place; what was once a human of normal stature is now a slender creature of significant girth.
This scenario assumes that Kesler retains his intelligence. What happens next? The first obstacle would be him to survive until his wife finds him. Then the next challenge is convincing her who he is. Best case is that he does, but what about everyone else? Is he able to continue his job? How is he treated by peers, the general public, and enemies?
Discuss.
I'm heading out for a Pubsub during the intermission, god it's good to live in a decent part of the country where you can go to a Publix.
this is your daily reminder to pray for a don cherry massive stroke
Who are the good guys in this series?
Drumpf supporters vote against their economic interests
>>76031472
who else thought the thumbnail was Axl Rose?
"There's no way an NHL linesman would drop the puck."
How is Ron Maclean so witty?
>>76033003
should play Brad Hunt at C
>>76033016
preds, but either one in the final
fuck canada and fuck pittsburgh
>>76033005
>lived in TN for 2 years.
>went to publix like 4 times total.
It was definitely more worth it to do my grocery shopping in Oak Grove.
american ninja warrior is straight trash i miss the jap ninja warrior
>>76032971
>Man I really couldn't have predicted the falcons blowing out tom Brady
>>76033003
Kesler was already a snake, you've just made him smaller and taken away his arms and legs. He could still play in the AHL, and the player's union would probably try and get the salary cap lifted for any reptile players in the future.
>>76032727
>We don't identify as a suburb of LA, so we're not
Typical Californian thinking. Drink bleach
>>76032920
the best kind
>>76033003
solid post
>>76033003
xD well posted *snapshots* this one will get totes alot of upvotes on r_4chan fellow memer
>>76032920
his replies would always have a relevant pepe
>>76033074
i don[t like this tongue
>>76032920
>>76032971
A close family friend of mine has dementia really bad. He remembers a lot of his past, like his days in the Marines and the Army, shit like that. And he and I used to be very close, I'd always listen to his stories. I got to see him for the first time in several years, last year. And he introduced himself to me. I wasn't prepared for that. Then he did it again after I left to the store and came back the same day. Shit was fucky
>>76032861
Delet this
where is gibson
>bernier is in
lmao
Will there be any players left to play in the SCF?
>>76033105
The quacks want to make sure they're the under dogs.
both teams should pull their goalies
>>76033105
I like his Lion head on the mask
very cute
oh fuck
Getzlaf got fined and that cuck loser Saravelli was whining about no suspension for him saying cocksucker??
gibson ded
Gibson injured?
Remember when everyone thought Bernier was hot shit?
Bern Babby
>>76033087
Thinking about my grandpa getting that bad really fucks me up. He doesn't know it yet partially because I want it to be a surprise and partially because I don't want to get his hopes up if things don't work out, but if >we make the SCF I'm going to fly back and take him to two games. I don't know how much longer he will be all there so I want to make good memories with him while I still can.
>BERNIER
>>76032971
My dad still thinks the Colts are in Baltimore in the NFL and he constantly brings up players from hockey games 30 years ago and I have to try and decipher what the fuck he is talking about, It's kinda of become a game at this point really bbut it's a really HARD fucking game.
>You know that guy that played for that team and won that thing
Sure Pops, I remember
I dunno what the fuck is going on in his brain but it's scary.
>0-0 tie
I don't think this cocksucking sport is for me
Gibson ded rip
>>76033146
He actually played really well once he got into thw games
>All those empty seats and free t-shirts left
California was a mistake. #Calexit
>>76033117
it is very cute
>>76033146
Turns out the laffs were just total fucking garbage, Carlyle and Bernier have done pretty well in Anaheim
>>76033173
Kawaii desune
>burnt my tongue on a jalapeño popper
What are we snacking on lads?
Inb4 ur mum
>>76033188
ur dads boipussy
>>76033188
>two 8s
>teemu selanne to score gwg
>>76033188
ur pa
>>76033188
Veggie dip and cheddar ruffles m8
>>76033188
Leftover ribs and hershey kisses
>that hit
Wew
Holy shit, Manson just fucking rekt McLeod
>>76033188
Cocks
>>76033188
timbits dipped in syrup
>>76033146
hes decent against the preds so id rather gibson be out there
>>76033188
Salmon fillet rice and broccolli
>>76033211
Manson in charge of killing all opponents
RIP colby mcCloud
glad to see mcfag get decked
serious question, will vegas fuck anaheim's attendance?
Anyone got a gif/webm of that hit
Gotta love the physicality of this game
Charlie Manson just like papa
thought that went in
I notice that this game is being shown on NBC. Is hockey even that popular to justify being broadcast on a basic network like NBC? Don't these games attract very low numbers, especially if it's teams that no one cares about, like Ducks and Predators?
>>76033207
>chocolate and meat
Sophisticated palette you have there.
methville can't score while lying on top of the goaltender.
>>76033242
best I can do
>>76033188
Burger + onion rings
>>76033242
>>76033242
all replays are made to gifs instantly @
lemonparty.org
>>76032971
You could always just kill him
>>76033239
No. That is a long drive and a new market. If anything, you will see Ducks and >kongs fans driving to Las Vegas to spend the weekend there when their team is playing at Vegas.
>>76033265
half this team is AHLers, don't be rude
>>76033273
delete this
>>76033259
They do honestly, but it's still a major sport. Hockey is always the last thing they talk about in talk shows
>>76033259
How do you think these players make millions you retard
>>76033224
>Manson
>Killing
Kek
>>76033267
Kek
>>76033273
Ytmnd.com
>>76033278
This . Iam looking forward to going to every ducks-knights game in Vegas possible next year @ Vegas
>>76033239
>anaheim
>attendance
You can't fuck what was never there to begin with.
>>76033259
NBC, outside of football, cornered the market on white majority sports like hockey, EPL, horse racing, and the like.
>play for the Ducks
>put a lion on goalie mask
>>76033188
Leftover Chiken Tikka Masala
>>76033283
I've been watching the women's college Softball and it's great except some of the pitchers are big fat mexicans and that just ruins it
>>76032971
>grandpa has my old cat
>heard from family cat died last christmas
>ask him about it last month
>"What's wrong with the cat?"
>hope i never get old
>Neal just tried to kill Fowler with a hip check away from the puck
>fags in this thread will still pretend like the perds are good boys and dindu nuffin
Any team that employs diving diva James Neal can never be the good guys
>>76032254
He was yelling at the refs not players.
Otherwise I'd agree.
When i saw the fine I assumed he called Suban nigger. I thought cocksucker was absurd then remembered he was chirping like mad at the refs last game.
That's different.
>>76033320
Fuck you and your grandpa
>>76033331
Hip checks are fine
He din du nuffin
>>76033239
I just found out that there will be a new NHL team. Shit this will be interesting.
>>76033278
if the popularity of frozen fury was anything for the kings, that place is going to be packed.
>>76033351
>these are the people who I post on /hoc/ with
>>76033331
>Ducks pull goon shit all night and barely half of it gets called
>Preds stand up for themselves and suddenly become the badguys
>>76033259
I never understood why they don't just license the cbc/sportsnet feed.
Nbc commentating is just god awful.
>>76033320
My granny had dementia and was on percocets all the time, she put the bird cage on top of the stove. The fucking plastic on the cage melted and trapped Tweety inside a mess of molten plastic and metal bars.
I just told her Tweety flew away so for years she looked outside for him.
dat hit on bernier
>>76033350
Hip checks are fine. Hip checks away from the puck and behind the play like Neal attempted to deliver are not.
>>76033374
>Rakell is scratched tonight because Subban elbowed him in the head
>Forsberg knocked Manson out of the series last year with a head shot in game 1
No, Nashville isn't any better than the Ducks.
methville just threw goaltender down and still didn't score
Friendly reminder that the Predators had NO FANS before last April
>>76033343
Then let the refs give him a 10 and be done with it. No need to let the league step up to collect their SJW brownie points.
>Arvidson possibly dead
Oh my
>>76033391
Nashville is actually worse that the ducks
Refs won't be satisfied untill someone gets a cracked spine
>>76033373
Fuck off lardboy
kek, gibson down again
>>76033404
Friendly reminder that the Predators sold out every single home game this season
>>76033346
t. dog
>>76033384
a strong, muscular play desu
>>76033425
anaheim didn't :^)
>>76033404
>Implying that having no fans on reddit is a bad thing
The size disparity is nuts
SCORELESS DRAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>76033421
I mean bernier. Fuck they are both siffs
is that cloris leachman in the VW dead grandpa commercial?
Try to imagine if Vegas won the cup in their first season. The city would literally blow up and nothing of value would be lost.
is it tasteless to break up with my gf of 3 years over the phone?
do you think gibson is done for the season?
crackheadville is going to try and hurt both goaltenders and still won't score.
wait what the fuck happened to gibson I just got home????
>>76033465
Yes
No
>>76033463
Hopefully they eliminate Edmonton on their way to the Stanleyb Owl then beat the laffs for the Cup.
>>76033440
looks like this game is headed for a shoot out lads
>>76033473
gibson is kill
>>76033465
No to both
>>76033465
Sent her an e-mail
Use emojis
Nah, didn't seem serious
>>76033473
he died
>0 - 0 hockey in the east
Boring as fuck
>0 - 0 in the west
Half the game is actually MMA
But, you watch: the officials will arbitrarily start calling every-fucking-thing with 4 minutes left.
>>76033473
Nigger preds ran him over with no call again
>>76033465
Yes
No, Gibson gets dinged up all the time
goal here
is hampus the swedish equivalent of chad?
>>76033465
yes and yes
>>76033440
We /semenslurp/ now
>>76033509
Leastern conference is the babby league. Only Cups they ever win are against meme shitters like the cantpucks and shorks.
>r1nne
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what a shit goal
>>76033524
you tell me
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>>76033537
>>76033465
Groin injuries are literally the worst. They feel like they're healed until you go out and aggravate it. This process repeats forever. Would rather get shot in the face.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
WAGNER BABY
This is some good fucking hockey boys
cuckville BTFO
Lmao who needs fans when we can do that
>>76033509
I hope the players start taking shots at refs, but more subtly than Wideman.
>>76033406
This is better. It doesn't effect the game, the money goes to charity or some shit. Getzlaf is hardly imorovished and it's not like swearing at the refs should be allowed or encouraged. Everyone wins. Not everything has to be a battle against the pc police, sorry if the fine triggers you.
>>76033543
>gibs0n
>tomorrow's game is on at 1 PM
Why the fuck do they do this?
No one watches sports in the afternoon.
That time is either for working, sleeping, or getting shit done.
Do they hate ratings?
Hrngh
LETSGOPREDS
SCOUR!
Duckos +1
>>76033486
>>76033505
>>76033514
was it bad?
>>76033567
Are you unaware of American football or something?
SCAAAAARRRR
>>76033567
It's a Sunday though, does it matter so much?
I mean I prefer watching evening games too, but hmm
SCAAARRRRRRRRR
>>76033567
It's Sunday you fag
If you're working you're poor and you don't matter
>I T
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>W A S
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>>76033343
nigger would be a suspension, probably for the rest of the playoffs
>sweep the blackcocks
>lose to cucks
what did they mean by this
Smh I go to take a shit and I miss the only action >;^(
Why is Nashville's goalie allowed to be named Pecker but Getzlaf gets fined just for saying cock?
>PERDS
PERDS
>PERDS
PERDS
>PERDS
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>>76033567
>That time is either for working, sleeping, or getting shit done.
What shit retail job do you work at?
Goonville Inbreds have no talented forwards and are goaliebabbies
>>76033604
Chiraq is now a regular season babby
Has there ever been an easier path to the final than Anaheim this year?
>>76033608
really makes you think...
>>76033586
he didnt show any sign he was hurt during the game
>>76033560
>Incident happens during game
>"it's good that punishment doesn't happen during game"
Fucking idiot leaf.
>cbc: forsberg is a BIG GUY
>>76033624
The western conference Capitals?
that soccer play
>>76033629
2012 Kings had the easiest path in recent Playoff history
>>76033651
>4 u
>>76033629
Pittsburgh's path this year is pretty easy
>team that has never won a series
>notorious chokers that can't get past round 2
>one-man team that isn't good at all if Karlsson is on the bench
>>76033654
Yes but not quite as shameful because at least Chiraq won some Cups
>>76033629
Shorks last year?
>>76032929
>>76032951
>>76032981
>LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN' THESE EUROPEAN PLAYERS ARE SOFT
>I'LL TELL YA SOMETHIN', BOY
should i eat dinner or keep drinking?
preds 3-2 in OT
>>76033677
>Pittsburgh's path this year is pretty easy
You're fucking retard
nashville is lucky this game isn't 3-0
>>76033677
>104 points
>118 points
>luckpuck trap memers
Factor in the injuries and that is not an easy path.
>>76033677
To be fair the Pens let them even it out by losing their two best defensemen to injuries and a myriad of good enough level players and fielding a half AHL team for the playoffs.
>>76033594
I actually request to work on weekends and have mid week off. Everything is fucking closed at 5PM.
Having monday and tuesday off is awesome.
>>76033617
>dur if you work on weekends, you must work in retail.
I doubt you've ever had a job, you turbo autist.
>>76033667
>k0ngs path as an 8th seed was easier than the cucks playing against 2 small speedy canadian teams
>>76033698
>>76033709
>muh regular season superheroes
>muh points
Come back when the blowjobs and craps accomplish something in the postseason
>>76033636
>complains about a fine and the pc police ruining chirping.
> a penalty in a conference final would be better.
This makes no fucking sense.
Getzlaf is probably happier with this. Same as the organization. Let them play it's the fucking playoffs.
>>76033719
Honestly Canadude? I'm not him but I refuse to work on weekends. The best stuff happens on weekends.
>>76033727
Kongs literally played hongcover , bloos devlels and yotes . None of those teams made it to the playoffs the next year
>>76033719
You sound like a poor fag. Fuck off wagecuck.
Kek. Forsberg getting away with it!
>>76033719
>I actually request to work on weekends
Then don't fucking bitch when you miss sporting events faggot
>>76033567
So I can go get drunk after retard.
missed the offside
missed the high stick
wew
Holy shit Forsberg is such a whiny cunt
calling it now, ducks gonna get REFPUCKED
Fagsberg is such a dirty piece of shit . He needs to get into a horrible car accident
Los Angeles Ducks are FILTHY
not even playing hockey at this point
>2009 - Pittsburgh
>2010 - Chicago
>2011 - Boston
>2012 - Los Angeles
>2013 - Chicago
>2014 - Los Angeles
>2015 - Chicago
>2016 - Pittsburgh
>2017 - Pittsburgh (likely)
How do you fix the NHL?
nashville sure seems to dive a lot
>>76033804
Good. Analslime is a shit goon team with no fans
>>76033804
>implying the refs aren't wearing "go ducks!" shirts under their zebra suit
>complaining about an obvious call
>you bange ese?
Forsberg would be good as a grass fairy
>>76033754
I don't like having weekends off. I like to sleep all day on my day off, and when I sleep until fucking 3 or whatever, I don't have much time to do stuff because everything is fucking closed at 5PM.
>>76033786
You sound like a NEET. Fuck off leech on society
>>76033789
But you're supposed to get drunk before and during
Forsberg is the type of player Cherry is referring to when he calls yuros pussies
>that pathetic "beard"
its kind of funny how the Ducks in real life are like the villains in the movie
tie this fuckin game lads / niggers
More like Forsbitch
Fucking hell why cant we get consistent refs in the nhl?
>>76033822
shrink the salary cap
limit contract length
>>76033744
a misconduct punishes the player and not the team, retard.
>>76033861
gary
Subban is a fucking all star. the Chelios of the 10s
Forsberg is such a sack of shit.
>bern1er
>anaslime
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>dat delayed glove reaction by Bernier a full second after the puck is past
ALLAH SCAARRARR!
Enjoy you given goal predicheats
>>76033822
>Pittsburgh (likely)
[citation needed]
Sweet backhand
PERDS PERDS PERDS
fuck you cucks
>>76033787
>>76033798
>>76033820
>>76033843
>>76033848
>>76033858
>>76033880
Stay SEETHING nerds
>>76033822
>2010 - Los Angeles
>2011 - Dallas
>2012 - Miami
>2013 - Miami
>2014 - San Antonio
>2015 - Golden State
>2016 - Cleveland
Why arent you watching the sport with some actual parity, /hoc/?
Dat refpuck goal.
>>76033845
Before, during and after. But i want to go out with friends and get drunk after.
PREDS SCORE
WILSON SCORE
BASED SUBBAN
>>76033822
It's fine, fuck off.
oh wow wilson did something
>>76033874
you can get a 10 minute misconduct. It's not a short handed situation, burger. Quit clapping and learn the rulz.
>>76033915
Shouldve been a 5v3
>>76033912
Because basketball is a broken sport that rewards penalizing yourself
I hope forsbitch breaks his spine and i hope kesler delivers the hit that does it.
New?
>>76033912
>2011-17
>LeGM
>>76033912
TRUE PARODY
who else /teamdidn'tmaketheplayoffssojusttrollingtheteamofwhoevergaveupthelastgoal/ ?
i mean, both these teams gonna be too broken to even compete against the snes anyway
I just got in, what happened go Gibson. And how the hell dors Bernier still have a job?
First FarmersOnly and now USAA are promoting race mixing.
>>76033912
can you imagine watching the NBA playoffs?
Who's likely to give Pittsburgh/Ottawa a tougher fight, Nashville or Anaheim?
>>76032367
You're an dummy
>>76033874
Yeah the team doesn't need Getzlaf you dumb fucking yank. A game misconduct fucks them. Stick to niggerhoop.
>>76033912
>Golden State and Cleveland both going undefeated on their way to the Finals
No thanks
>>76033983
>>76033984
>Europeans in charge of making new threads
>>76033984
this was made first
>>76033973
He gets too flustered under pressure. That's why you always see him on his ass. Carlyle probably wants to see if Bernier's on his game
>>76033973
He has a job cause he cucked O'Leary and soon Scheer.
>>76033845
What the fuck is closed at 5 besides banks and shit, especially midweek? Why do you only have one day off to sleep? Why are you working some godawful job that makes you need to sleep all goddamned day? Do you have any friends to do anything with midweek?
I bet you make like $12 an hour.
>>76032203
kek
>>76033912
Make NBA have the pacing of college so I'm not falling asleep halfway into the game and we'll talk.
>>76033912
I like exciting sports desu
Its a 5 v 9 episode
>>>76033971
there's a new thread lads
>>76033910
Ahhh anon, I was said kek. Which means I was for the forsberg high stick
>Rinne plays way out of his crease
>no penalty
Christ, the ducks are getting refpucked.