Coverage on FS1
Get in here lads
>tfw there will never be an /sp/ car
Any streams?
Alonso?
Anyone bother to read up on the rules? I assume it's gonna be weird as shit.
>>76030430
AUTISTIC LEAF STREAM:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB3JqqSKcAk6k34zCfOexog/live
I'm here
>>76030483
post concessions
>>76030454
>>76030466
Nice thanks.
>>76030428
We should have memed Cassill in. Maybe next year.
Some concessions on the way in
Some more
What you /drinking/ lads?
>>76030532
thicc
>>76030503
That actually sounds pretty neat. If you're 4th on back for the final 10 laps you pretty much gotta get soft tires cuz you know you'll be right in front of the soft tires if you don't.
Don't think you give up the track position if you're on the front row tho.
give le reddit driver your energy lads \o/
>>76030571
Monster
The kind of impact Bourdais had at Indy could have easily killed him if it weren't for the safer barrier.
>shitty autistic cucknadian reddit stream
>reddit sponsored car
what's going on
>>76030571
I'm drinking Johnnie Walker red label and it sucks
not as much as being sober sucks though. but it is close
>>76030668
>red label
Is this the race where ppl can race their way into the all star race?
>>76030654
>>shitty autistic cucknadian reddit stream
whats wrong with it? are you so assblasted that you cant even watch a stream because it was shared on reddit?
>Reddit vote
>>76030682
Yes
lmao reddit faggots goign to rig another vote for a back row car
>>76030668
>not black label
the annual "who's the least shitty of the backmarkers" race
>>76030701
At least the driver is actually good this time.
Are we supporting dibenedetto?
>>76030680
>>76030710
I know. I dun goofed
>millionaires racing for a million
really makes me think
>derrike cope still exists
How do they decide who is automatically in and who has to race their way in, points?
Yo what did that middle kid have on his head
danica should have stayed home
>>76030731
I'll cheer for him. Seems like a pretty cool guy, posts on r/NASCAR all the time
Who /hulahoopguy/ here?
>>76030791
>be in other SHR car
>cant outrun a RPM car with a sub driver
Can the broadcast just zoom the fuck out for a second, just once? Do we always need to follow closeups of a car or two lap after lap?
>McDowell up 15 positions
DANICA IS A KILLER
wooooooooooooow
>Danicunt
BANE
i hope bayne puts her useless ass in the wall
>wonder woman vs bane
>BAYNE
>Danica
6 car almost got taken out
That was a big push
CLIT
Can't believe they haven't been able to get Bowyer a sponsor. He's been really good this year and has a great personality.
>Carl Long
The only memory I have of this guy was him getting his shit fucked up at Rockingham
>>76030953
Same
In the infueld
>Need to make a beer run but closest gas station is 15 mins away
Dont wanna miss driver intros either. Fuck dry counties in NC
>>76030954
Is he the guy that quit because he couldn't pay a fine for cheating?
>>76030976
30 min break after last part to start of the actual race
>>76030976
I'm in Pennsylvania and I WISH I could go to a gas station for beer
>>76030981
It was a big fine for an unsponsored team. It was a death sentence
>>76031024
Thanks anon, ill prob leave in the middle of this stage so i dont miss drive intros autism
>>76030976
>gas station for booze
I'll cry for you the next time my country's dedicated liquor stores close because somehow buying booze after 9pm is really bad except at the bar for the next 5 hours
never change
Joey logano has fans?
>>76030428
How many shekels for this sponsorship?
>>76031060
We have dedicated stores for hard liquor, but beer can be bought at most gas stations as well as grocery stores
>>76030428
I hope to God that car crashes and burns
>>76031066
they're all absolutely awful people
>Let's divide up a mile and a half downforce trioval event into heat races
bravo
>>76031066
I know a guy who is a logano fan, 16 year old edgelord
In all honesty, who should i pull for when /Dale/ hangs it up? Kinda wanna pull for either
>harvick
>blaney
>elliot
>larson
>bread
Or maybe even truux
This is boring as fuck
Bravo nascar
>>76031158
bowman
how are these losers near getting lapped after 10 laps
>>76031158
Drunk bread or krut
>>76031171
this
>it's all about the fan(s' money)!
>Autism
>>76031080
He did it for no cost. Giving back to plebbit community/shilling for fan vote
>tfw they keep saying Carl
>it's not Edwards
this is horrific. Under the old format with 1 winner advancing, you had the best 4 or 5 cars going all out for the win. now you have 1 guy, and the next goes "ok, Ill just win the next stage!", then he wins and the next sits back until the next stage. There's no racing for the lead because they dont need to. fuck off this is stupid
P I N T Y ' S
>>76031063
How long till we lose /ourguy/ 2017?
L A N D O N
A
N
D
O
N
>>76031250
this desu
>>76031270
HERE WE GO
>Casill
Absolute mad man
L A N D O N
>cleanairwinslol
>>76031063
>burrito
>/sp/ ever
>>76031216
f
o
r
f
r
e
e
i want reddit to leave
How does this All-Star race works lads?
Is this the "million dollar race"?
>Twin Peaks advert
lmao
LANDON NO
So much for that
What fuck, man
>>76031376
>how does it work
no one knows
>Cassill
I'm all for a shootout, but 10 laps is just stupid. That's way too short.
also
L
E
L
>>76031032
Dude Sheetz is starting to sell beer now
>sneak
>landon
i know this isnt completely his fault but chase always has been and always will be a huge faggot
that was 100% jones' fault. that faggot needs to go back to the little league. he ruins the race EVERY WEEK
>hahaha landon says meems on twitter so i like him even though he isn't good hahaha
>>76031405
Not in my area
landon mentioned /b/ once forever ago in a random tweet he's our guy xD he memes funnay
>>76031422
Haha
>>76031422
Yeah, so what?
>>76031422
reddit OUT
Sooooo how many Fucks advance from these stages? And will Danica get in????
>Sneak on damage control for Chess
>>76031468
also your reddit username?
>autism dildo
danica is a failure just like this entire open
>>76031489
I hope danicles crashes him
>DI Burrito
Will Chase Make America Great Again?
Retarded ass 77
>JONES
Holy crap
C'mon Chase, you're gonna win that damn fan vote anyway
>cars can't run through the grass
nice meme series
fucking splitters so dumb
THE SHITTY OF ERIK JONES
FUCK JONES NO
>can't do a pass in the grass because of the splitters
>>76031511
Trump certainly won't
The ghost of sideways Sam strikes again
that was actually amazing 10/10 jones redeemed himself
CHECKERS OR WRECKERS, FAGGOTS
>no more pass through the grass
Reminds me of that one race Jr just randomly destroyed his car by driving in the grass
>The Ass in the Grass
kyle busch was right about the splitters and grass
that was 100% passthroughthegrass material, he HAD that pass. fuck this series
>>76031571
and dale jr
>>76031563
>>76031563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhnj_KrmTXc
Did Erik not know that blue part was grass? How do you fuck up that badly?
>we'll never see a pass in the grass again
chase is a faggot they should stop shilling him
Get rid of these shitty ass splitters
>>76031597
Mikey was talking about how it looked like pavement last night. It's possible
>>76031578
>if he makes that pass and they all go three wide into turn 1 it would be the greatest moment in All Star history
instead lol splitter get fucked these cars have to hug the ground for some reason
I've never understood muh "pass in the grass". that literally was not a pass. he nearly spun from the lead, it was a good save and all, but in no way a pass
why does a stock car need a splitter
What a dumbass who he think he is fucking Earnhardt or some shit?????
Greeting races fans!
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Hurry that scooter over fast, because this specialty food item is only available for a limited time at the Levy concessions area on the frontstretch concourse.
>these legit Scotts commercials where the weed says "fucking"
WTF canada
>hurr my driver went in the grass and destroyed the front end!!! Ban splitters!!!
Fucking crybabies
>>76031660
Memes
>>76031660
They can't gain performance from the engine, so they look for it in the aero package.
That was good racing tho. Making up for the shitty first two stages.
why cant Matt say SAUREZ?
So, does every JGR car make it to the All-Star race, or does every Hendrick car make it in? Or maybe every Stewart-Haas car makes it in.
>>76031693
I don't even care for Jones, I just want great racing without some shitty useless spitter ruining everything
>>76031725
How the fuck is Kasey in the all-star race? He hasn't done anything.
>>76031737
He's won an All-Star race before, so he gets in.
>>76031673
That's actually a pretty good value for that amount of food.
>>76030532
Levy Restaurants is proud to provide you with the Fried Bologna Sandwich, a homage to the long overlooked Martinsville classic Available with sliced cheese and red onion, this fan favorite is just $6 at select vendor locations throughout the Speedway, or just $8 with complimentary corndog!
>>76031725
>every Stewart-Haas car makes it in.
another shitty clean air finish
Why does anyone like Chase Elliot.
DANICA DIDN'T WIN THE FAN VOTE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What a let down of a finish
>>76031779
Because Bill and sneak
>>76031779
Gordon fans who don't know what to do now
>>76031779
i dont know but i fucking hate how hard they shill the faggot
PLEBBIT BTFO
>""people"" actually voted for chase elliot
literally why? he is a retarded faggot.
unlikable millionaire son of millionaire gets a shot at the 10000000000000!!
>the burrito finished second in voting
F U C K
>tfw women used to vote for blue eyes
>>76031803
>tfw seeing Chase as a ten year old and knowing he'll be given Hendrick equipment from the minute he's old enough to reach the pedals
>>76031746
Fans who aren’t as health conscious but are looking for a tasty treat at the races will enjoy this serving of a funnel cake covered in bacon pieces and drizzled with chocolate and strawberry sauces. The Funnel Bacakonator will be available in the Levy Restaurants State Fair concession stand near Gate 4 in the General Motors grandstand.
>>76031803
probably rigged or every female fan desu
chase is a faggot
>Remind that the only year that Leddit got into AllStar Race was beacuse DogeCar
>>76031818
I miss this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6zVBsXxsr4
So why is it that my car can go roughly 10-20k miles on one set of tires, but these cucks need to change tires every 20 laps (30 miles)?
jones would have btfo those 2 faggots
>>76031841
>>76031841
This meme stopped being remotely funny the second time I saw it.
Going off early counts off twitter, Fanvote top 5 apparently was
1. Elliot
2. DiBenidetto
3. Blaney
4. Patrick
5. Suarez
Fucking harsh for Matt.
>>76031841
clearly you're not driving hard enough
Who is the most likeable of this new bunch of drivers
>Blaney
>Chase
>Jones
>Suarez
>even with the Jr and reddit bump, DiBenedetto still couldn't make it in.
>>76031860
>reddit pleez vote for meeeee i'm a meme burritos free advertising derpdherp
>>76031867
Blaney
>now we go with the big guys
>>76031823
Probably people voted beacuse his father is a NASCAR legend
He literally new Dael JR
>>76031872
You seem real fun at parties
>>76031822
>>76031746
since you guys like food so much, why not watch me eat some real American cuisine?
>>76031867
Speedy Gonzales
[Drinking Coca-cola intensifies]
>>76031867
Blaney without a doubt.
>>76031860
Matt would stink up the All Star race Let's be honest here.
>>76031867
I don't know why anyone wouldn't like Blaney, Chase or Larson. Jones comes off like a cunt sometimes
>>7603188
>since you guys like food so much, why not watch me eat some real American cuisine?
Forgot link
https://youtu.be/V-6uX4LoXxI
>>76031872
Every year he tries something with Reddit and every year he fails lel
I bet that if 4 Chan will sponsor first before he gets something there lololol
>>76031893
yeah nothing like a small cold sugary soda after a hot sweaty race.
the shlling looks dumb
>>76031867
I like all of them except
Erik jones. He was a whiny bitch in the truck series
>5 hours of cringe until the race starts
>>76031912
Am I supposed to be aroused by this
Jealous faggots?
kinda wish burrito one since he'd be the only one in the race that isn't already a millionaire maybe
Blaney is plebbit-tier
Jones is (ourguy)
>>76031949
>A burrito get eaten
KEK
Danica must be pihhhist she didn't get the Fan Vote.
>>76031949
>jealous of taco bell
It's like you actively sought out diarrhea instead of getting from a local mexican place, Chipotle or Qdoba
>>76031898
Nowhere near as much as Wise or Patrick did.
The one thing about this years meme drivers is they are actually decent and overperform their equipment. So they would actually have a chance at keeping up.
>>76031949
what the fuck is that supposed to be?
>>76031964
She >>76031964
She deserves it more than chase desu.
>>76031955
won*
To be fair, Jay Onright and Dan O'Toole of TSN are the best sportscasters in the history of sports news networks
>>76031984
Butt-hurt much?
>>76031976
Gordita crunch. I fucked up halfway through when I tried putting sauce on it....
>>76031955
Suarez is not that rich, he have only this fame beacuse he is backed and sponsored by Carlos Slim (the richest man in Latin America)
>>76032000
Just being honest. Chase wishes he was on Danica's level....
>>76031949
dumb redditor
>now we go with the big guys
What did Suarez mean by this?
>>76032011
he probably has tons of carlos cash
>>76031975
Wise was much worse than patrick
>>76032032
This is shit tier b8
>>76032050
Carlos is greddy and very Jew style, I bet that he gives only necessary money to keep Suarez on a good team showing his stupid modem brand
Obiviusly he has some little money since that he raced on F1 but he is not a JJ or Dael JR
Does Jimmie have a picture of Alexander Hamilton on his helmet?
Wht do you think all of the redneck drivers like clit, dillons brothers, and elliot think of Suarez?
>>76032033
I was on /b/ when your dad was still with your mom kiddo....
>Monster Energy takes over
>You can literally hear the EDM in the background
>>76032127
Indifferent
>>76032088
Not b8t. Did chase ever win an Indy car race? Well Danica did. Next!
>>76032127
not the same thing that the average nascar redneck thinks of him
>>76032133
I still don't got why they don't changed the walls tho
Make NASCAR All-star like a Electronic Music Party with racing should look cool tho
>>76032127
idk, I think it would suck being on his crew and having to try and understand his english.
>>76032156
Danica won at japan under rain delay. With that logic aric almorola and chris buescher are better than elliot
HOLY FUCK
Bourdais did a Smiley, a very lucky man.
>>76032177
edm is shit just like pop country
>>76032156
She won in fucking Motegi on fuel strategy she had luck like Alex had last year
>>76032200
Alex's win wasn't luck
>>76032149
>>76032157
True, i remember a bunch of NASCAR threatened to stop pulling for Joonya just because he did didnt like the rebel flag
>>76032195
He has a top 5 car and a top 5 team and still hasn't won yet. Idk man sounds like a bust....
>>76032198
This
>>76032198
I don't like much but I wanted a intense tech laser background for the race
Something like "NASCAR on future" concept
>>76032197
the deathsled Meme 500 is the ultimate baby boomer supported ""spectacle""
>>76032195
>>76032200
>SEETHING.
what time does the cringe end?
>>76032236
>le reddit contrarian faec
>>76031949
I'll never figure out how that piece of shit is so good
>>76032271
never o'clock
MONSTER ENERGY
DUDE A TRUCK DOING DONUTS HOW EBIC!!!
Damn that looks fun
The monster energy smoke show wasn't there when I saw a race earlier this spring
I feel cheated now
lmao Nascar Monsterr XXXXXXTREEEME energy series CHUG MORE ENERGY DRINK
Wait why the fuck are we not being shown the introductions
Monster trucks doing massive burnouts during driver intros
Hey I'm Mike joy joined alongside DW and Jeff Gordon here for the Meme 500 sponsored by Reddit.
Post yfw.....
>>76032156
Chase never had to suck dick to get other drivers to work with him. Danica, on the other hand, recognizes most drivers by what their cocks taste like.
Some more
Why the fuck is everyone on this website obsessed with reddit and being better than them?
>>76032355
>>76032385
this. danica sucked and fucked her way to indycar. pretty sure Bob Rahole had a piece
>name fags that can't even tripfag
Not a joonya fan, but fuckit I'll root for him tonight
>look how much fun they're having!! :DD
they're not even smiling
Are option tires coming to points races before this year is done?
I'm thinking so
>prime and option tyres just like in F1
AWESOME! Just what the fans wanted!
>>76032433
If they really wanted to meme it up they would do it for the chase races and make it so only the drivers that are in the chase can use them.
>>76032433
It's a one-off thing.
>>76031898
And Patrick won't? Or hasn't every time she gets thrown in this dumb race simply because she has a vagina?
>>76032405
only a redditor would say this
>>76032451
inb4 meowsive shark fins and Lance Stroll
>>76032475
Brian France liked this post
>>76032488
How would you know?
>redditor detected
Mikey is THE ultimate shill
fox really mailing in this broadcast.
Is anyone else excited for different tire compounds?
integers for winner
Wtf was that Suarez thing
>>76032524
now that Carl Edwards is gone
>>76032509
>implying there are not pay drivers in nascar
>>76032538
>landon
try again
who thought those live sized bobble heads were a good idea? is it for the autistic audience
>>76032488
but why do you even care about what another website does
especially when they don't care back
>>76032538
L A N D O N
A
N
D
O
N
oh wait
>>76032554
Yeah, mike is gay as fuck.
>>76032545
of course there are, but Stroll is a whole new breed of pay driver
>>76032511
Seriously does he have autism or something? He looks like a downie.
Also whats the rules for this all star race?
>>76032551
reroll
>>76032568
ph its a JGR thing
Brad looks like that midget from the tlc show
It should have been MW that got killed.
>>76032535
More options for the teams and drivers to fucked up
>>76032576
>Seriously does he have autism or something?
fetal alcohol syndrome evidently
only TNN and Winston knows how to do the allstar race
A SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS
>>76032597
I laughed but I shouldnt have
roll again
Last time I made a thread I got a lot of grief for posting, but to all you newfags here, I'm actually a pretty well respected member of /turnleft/.
I've been posting quality content such as pictures, links, and I've even been creating new threads at the 500 post bump limit since I started coming to 4chan after the 2016 election.
So before you try to shun me as a newfag, remember that:
a) I'm already recognized as a quality poster by the older anons like "Sneak," "Wisco," and "Let's Go" and
b) Stage racing was the original form of racing in ALL series before Winston took over NASCAR and changed it "for the fans."
>>76032614
this
this
and
this
Holy fuck
Worst gridwalk ever
TOO
MUCH
CRINGE
>small loan of a million dollars
Rumor has it that Michael taught Danica everything he knows about sucking cock.
>>76032636
Alright, so what do you want, a handjob or something?
>>76032636
>>76032633
>>76032633
come on
>>76032636
cool story bro
>>76032636
The fuck is Kasey Kahne doing in the all-star race?
>>76032636
wat
>>76032667
rolllll
Who /still calls it the winston cup series/ here?
>>76032679
>>76032667
>>76032633
fuck off
Who was in the wrong here
>>76032679
try again
g o
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k a s e y
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Can God help joe gibbs win?
>>76032686
I just call the top series 'nascar'. I call xfinity "busch" still though
>>76032677
Won an all star race prior so he's in
Same reason Jr and Jamie Mac are in
>>76032679
Remember during Daytona in February when you said "thanks for posting that, anon" and continued onto say "I like this guy"
>>76032597
>>76032636
I bet you don't even have an OP spreadsheet. In fact, I know you don't.
nun on me, kid
>>76032736
He wants to fuck
It's time
>Please rise and remove your...
Why do I always think they're going to say pants?
>white euro's still falling for the jew god bullshit
This shit needs to stop.
>>76031673
>hurry that scooter over fast
nice touch
if i remember correct NC is the hamplanet capital of the world
>>76032722
but he has won* twice this year
Can we get a special checklist for this race anon?
>>76032726
Well...at least he won something. Unlike tits McGee.
Girl singing is a qt, sucks shes not 18. Girls with bandanas like that are qt3.14
what kind of atrocious accent does this bitch have?
>>76032767
I think you mean Alabama.
I hope there are real planes next week
>>76032736
I'm not doubting I said that, but what was the context lel
Shittiest flyover ever.
>>76032743
Noice
>>76032769
Which reminds me..
HOW FUCKING HAPPY WAS /turnleft/ AFTER NASCAR GOT ITS REVENGE ON LELGANO?
I missed the race after..
>>76032767
>>76032805
https://wallethub.com/edu/fattest-states/16585/
>Mississpi
>Bandit flight team
>made up of Cessnas
Who won the fan vote?
USA
comfy checkin in
>>76032814
Kansas 2015 was the shittiest flyover ever
Chase race and they send 1 fucking Cessna.
1 FUCKING CESSNA
ryan blaney will be the only likable driver left
>>76032743
3's hood is still in the pic
>>76032799
>sucks shes not 18
something tells me that hasn't stopped other people
>>76032839
fag elliot
>>76032864
He the only one? I thought they had like 4 slots?
>>76032853
>In North Carolina, the age of consent is 16.
>>76032873
the others raced in by winning a stage
>>76032879
Yeah, but with exceptions. You can't be 50 and try to fuck a 16-year-old.
>>76032879
Fuck off paedo kiwi
Rolling for winner.
what the fuck was that?
>trivers essart urenjines
>draivers estart yuor engens
rolling for first car out
>>76032938
Racist
C U T E CHICO
>>76032879
>In North Carolina, the age of consent is 16.
If you're within 4 years of age, otherwise 18.
oh yes, this option tire is coming to points races before the end of this year
I'm convinced
>>76032842
>1 fucking cessna
>>76032896
>Patrick finally cucked
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Is the "pussy power" experiment finally over in NASCAR? Will they finally acknowledge how much of a shit driver Patrick is compared to others?
>>76032976
She has lost the popular vote before. Get over yourself.
>>76032407
That or she was a talented driver. Someone's triggered....
This is the fastest moving race thread I've seen all year. For an exhibition race. baka.
>nascar has the balls to show vegas odds and not just "muh fanduel sponsorship"
>>76032992
Right, but they rigged it accordingly with their "pole position winner" horseshit.
Who /missdale/ here?
Me every day :(
>>76032814
>>76032833
The others were homebuilts but like that matters.
I want Danica to beat me up
>>76033015
I /missCarlEdwards/ more right now than I do anyone else
Serious question here lads..
When cars are running in the garage, why do they point fans at the front?
Do fans really provide adequate cooling for the hot engines under the sheet metal or is it for the driver in the car or am I missing something?
>reminder that busher steakhouse and newman memed their way into this race
>swearez
come on matt
>>76033054
Those cars don't have fans, from what I understand. So they need moving air to keep them from exploding.
I think it's fucking stupid that they don't have electric fans.
>>76033054
Because it's fucking hot in the garage and they are trying to cool shit down so they can actually put wrenches to the metal. If you put a bolt in while the engine is still hot you can freeze it in the block with the temperature difference.
>FSGO incars are 2 and 22
>no boogity boogity boogity lets go racing
>>76033095
>I think it's fucking stupid that they don't have electric fans.
why would a race car waste weight on fans? idiot
le clean air
>muh bad luck troox
pure shit
>>76033129
He's an idiot. Every ounce of weight matters. JPM didn't want to paint his helmet last week at the indy gp because he thought it would save him .8 lbs. Not kidding.
>>76033129
Why wouldn't regulations allow for something that would prevent overheating issues?
The cars weigh 3400 pounds and are made of STEEL. FUCKING STEEL. And they STILL have ballast weight for regulation minimums.
You fucking dumbshit motherfucker.
fuck this ebay commercial
>>76033011
That was the shootout which changes rules for eligibility regularly
good we missed half the stage
Every race at this track always comes down to >muh clean air
This is a pretty boring track for being in muh stock car capital
>Sebastien Bourdais was diagnosed with multiple fractures to his pelvis and a fracture to his right hip following an incident today while attempting to qualify for the 101st Running of the Indianapolis 500
Lucky boy
>the Muh Troops Coke 600 with cautions and stages
8 hour clean air wins race next week. I hope the 500 is good
>>76033192
ballast =/= sandbagging
t. casual
>>76033227
yeah thank goodness for safer barriers and thoese hideous but safer cars
>>76033201
Yeah, I don't think they did their research on who the average NASCAR viewer is with that ad.
>>76033226
>1.5 milers make up the bulk of the schedule
>put on shit races for the most part
>re pave them all to put on shittier races
>paved so good they dont wear out
>wonder why fans aren't in the stands
>>76033227
Yeah, the same type of crash killed Gordon Smiley back in 1982.
real people
Reminder that Indycar will save American motorsports
>>76033236
That's from her win at Montegi right?
>>76033192
you are an idiot
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>>76033276
Everything killed people in 1982.
>>76033255
>>76033301
>brain french does everything in his power to ruin nascar
>the chase
>tiny spoiler
>"competition caution"
>INTO MUH DRIVERS HANDS
>cant even include regulation for electric fan
>>76033227
I felt that impact all way down here in Texas...
Nigger's lucky to be alive.
>another shitty all star race
so when do they finally move this to bristol?
>matt
Kenseth oil leak rip
RIP MATT
>>76033348
literally no [zero (0)] purpose built race cars use electric fans because they don't need them when driving. Why waste space and weight on something unneeded?
Why not do 2 sets of green right sides or is that against the rules?
>car is smoking to hell coming onto pit road
>better just do a normal stop boys
Race is lame without Danica desu.
>>76033299
yes
>>76033400
Very.
>TrooX
>using options before the final stage
do you want to lose?
>NASCAR Heat 2
Wait, they sold enough to make a sequel?
>nascar heat 2
i hope no one falls for it
>Kryle on the cover of another shitty Eutechnix/DMI/whatever they changed their name to this year
>>76033431
Fuck off Canada you know nothing about NASCAR
>>76033427
Wtf looks like a completely different person
>technically, what is the difference
>well its more grip, faster!
thats the opposite of technical you fuckhead
"larry give me the technical difference between the two tires"
"uhh durrs more grip so u can go fast lol"
BRAVO LARRY
>>76033501
He ain't no scientist
>>76033484
non buff danica was qter
Just got here. Did anyone put on the meme tires yet?
>no talentless danica to cause a massive wreck and meme her way a top 5
damn
Quick: Which driver has the hottest wife/girlfriend?
Jr. has a qt.
>>76033532
What the heck
>>76033478
Been going to the race track since age 0 fuccboi
>no /ragsinabox/
Let me fix that
>>76033575
JUST
>>76033597
Got u
>>76033563
Suarez, Elliot, and Blaney started with them. Doesn't seem to have helped them much.
do they get to run setups or parts that are questionably legal in these races?
>>76033597
I very much prefer Tub O' Towels myself
It's the superior option in quick and easy mess cleanup
>>76033563
Yeah, about half the field has
>>76033575
super gold digger that was with some doctor when she met dale
>>76033649
DELET THIS
"The All-Star race is boring anon, wanna hang out at my RV and get drunk?"
>>76033655
No shit. Most of these wives are gold-diggers. Talladega Nights was fucking spot-on with that.
hahaha what a shit race this is
>>76033669
YES
>>76033649
Get out
>>76033638
They do that every weekend
>>76033638
they get to do that in normal races (if they are hendrick gibbs or penske) so I don't see why not
So, how long will NASCAR and SHR keep pushing the Danica meme before they get rid of her for an actual driver?
>>76033669
yes
>GLUBEN FREE :DD
>>76033669
ok https://www.somniumwine.com/Our-Team/Danica-Patrick
the 600 is going to be boring as fuck again
>>76033678
>>76033700
>>76033703
I don't understand what the hell is going on
>>76033725
me on the right
>>76033725
lmao at them trying to shill the meme tire
>>76033725
>danica nippin out
What did she mean by this
>>76033725
fixed
if this sport is really all "for the fans" then why haven't they removed/edited the cleanairwinslol
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>>76033797
Why does the cop have an mp5
>>76033761
I bet Danica gets super flirty when she gets drunk
>>76033669
No, I like women.
>kryle is the face of nascar heat 2
>>76033671
>women
>not gold diggers
The fuck are you, 12 or some shit?
>>76033846
it will sell even less
>>76033846
>career mode where you can get beat up by a pit crew
>>76033846
sweet, they're finally adding trucks and xfinity
>>76033797
what do loli butts feel like
Holy shit these driver based channels on FSgo.com are amazing. They focus on the driver but they also show the broadcast at a slightly lower volume in one of the frames. Keselowski's team is saying the 14 has a mixed set of tyres on his car and is about to get busted.
>>76033890
Bags of salty coins
>>76033839
HK is a meme gun in law enforcement
>>76033898
Mikey fuck off
>>76033671
I never actually sat down and watched Talladega Nights. When it came out I was a nascar super fan and was triggered that it was making fun of >us. It also came out at the height of le silly yelling funny man being totally obnoxious. But i keep seeing references to it, is it any good? Should I bother watching it?
>see 14
>want to type smoke
>tfw no smoke
>>76033761
THOSE NIPS THOUGH
>>76033937
Watch it
>>76033942
Theresa was fine in her day
Cheeky Bowyer
How the fuck do you put 2 diferent compounds?
>guy uses basic theory
>"wow gosh danged genius I tell ya hwat"
>Bowyer memeing
>>76033917
Do cops use 416s
>>76033649
you son of a bitch
hopefully JR replaces jeff on the booth
actually im sure theyd force jr to shill too
>>76033883
underrated
>>76033898
Clit beat the system with the meme strategy
>>76033937
Yeah, it's actually pretty good, if only for prime Amy Adams. Stroker Ace is probably the most accurate depiction of what behind the scenes NASCAR is like.
>
jimmie wins lol
>>76034047
F1 cars just keep getting uglier
now fins are back
BLANEY PLS WIN
WOOD BROTHERS BEST TEAM
>>76034015
Yes.
>>76034027
I hope he goes to nbc because that team is fucking boring as it is. When Jeff Burton is the most interesting guy you've got problems.
Races should be a length roughly between this and what they currently run.
cleanairJimmiewinslol
#outlaw
>refcar
Bread can't put his greens back on lmao
>The City of Brad
Brad and Wolfe were actually being clever and trying to heat up the option tires for the 10 lap shootout but no fun allowed.
That's fucked up what they did to Bread
>JR
lmao reti-
>>76034032
>Millenials don't know about stroker ace
Remember Burt Reynold was a legit sex symbol
>>76034183
Not really they played themselves in that regard.
next year they should put all of these "all stars" in 20 BK Racing prepared cars
>>76034226
That actuallu would be fun
All these rules and exceptions are stupid. Just run it like a fucking Saturday night short track with heats and features already. This is nonsense.
new thread
>>76034266
>>76034266
>>76034226
IROC return when?
>>76034271
>>76034226
an all star race with only underfunded drivers and teams would be nice since they actually need the money
>not inverting the field
can you even Saturday Night
what is this meme with larson ahead of gimmie
>Boyer can't into math
shocking