/hoc/

bump for three hoc threads

why did dumb nigger mods delete the real /hoc/?

im not using the retard finn thread

she thicc

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>Tfw you just made a good post and the thread gets deleted

Fucking mods

This thread to be deleted soon because mods are tards

Could you imagine not getting paid for your work?

How would you afford hotpockets?

>>76030251
>that flag
>making a good post

>>76030278
Neet bux

>>76030287
Thats Sweden, not finland your nincumpoop.

>>76030287
Sweden are good posters you retarded burger

I vow to make at least 30 anti-Finnish posts ITT

>>76028927
>this thread survived
based jannies

>>76030287

she thicc

how about that one?

>>76030328

Godspeed. Always admired the tenacity of you americans

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>>76030328
Blz dnt buly finlan

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>>76030328
I'll match you bro

>>76030338
Unoriginal

>>76030306
One retarded burger calling another retarded burger, retarded burger, while being pointed out by yet another retarded burger

>>76030251
Here I saved it for you

>Ironically Swedes make pretty mediocre goaltenders though. Most people can't even name a single one aside from Lundpads.

This, we have tried so many different goaltenders the last 12-13 years when Lundpads hasn't been able to play

Some include Jhonas Enroth, Jacob Markström, Johan Gustafsson, Anders Nilsson, Viktor Fasth, Erik Ersberg, Jonas Gustavsson, Johan Holmqvist, Mikael Tellqvist, Johan Backlund and Stefan Liv (RIP Stefan!)
And no one has been better than mid-tier
Can you believe it? It's fucking outrageous

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hmm

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>>76030380
For me, its Johan Hedberg

>>76030380
Hedberg was ELITE you stupid Swede. You better check your post quality before you submit or I will start posting anti-Sweden comments.

Why is Russia so bad at fucking everything ever?

Who are /our guys/ tonight?

Sens or Ducks?

>>76030429
Slavs are lazy niggers

>>76030434
The Sens aren't playing tonight.

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>>76030407
>>76030421
>moosemind

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>>76030380
Thx mannen

>>76030434
>Sweden

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R E M I N D E R
E
M
I
N
D
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Why does it feel like the bad guys won today?

>>76030499
I sure hope you're not implying Finland are /goodguys/

>>76030499
is sweden or finland really ""good guys"

>>76030407
>>76030421

Hedberg retired from the national team before Lundpads's breakthrough.

I'm talking about 2003-present

>>76030496
>penguins and ducks are lowest remaining teams

If you think Sens are good guys, you're unironically reddit.

>>76030538
yes
sweden are good guys

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>>76030542
speaking of Lundqvist and our struggle to find a good goalie
https://twitter.com/ErikGranqvist/status/866018121722810369

>finland cant even win thread wars on /sp/
laughing SO HARD at pekka in savonlinna

>>76030499
Marjamäki is the biggest villain in hockey, it is good that Finland lost.

>>76030555
Ducks are the better guys out of the west as well

>>76030615
>Nyslott
Finns on /sp/ are 100% UleåborgTammerfors retards

>>76030615
KEK

>>76030631
>goon squad
>good guys
Man how can one anon be so fucking dumb

>>76030631
Yeah but the West is irrelevent

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NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN

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>>76030714
COULDN'T CUT IT AS A POOR MAN STEALING

>>76030597
Canada would have injured him anyway.

>>76030131
because earlyfag and le ebin offtopic pictures always lose desu

>>76030597

F

>>76030779
return to reddit kido

Who /ducks/ here?

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Who else /ticketstogame6/ here?

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>Ryan Johansen could lose his leg

FUCK RYAN KESLER

>>76031352
johansen is gonna be fine but the injury he got was from manson not kessler

>>76030662
West will win the cup
>>76030658
Literally have not gooned all playoffs
>>76031352
He injured himself hiitin lindholm illegally

>>76030434
>Sweden

>>76030538
Binland is

Anaheim DucksVerified account @AnaheimDucks

INJURY: Rickard Rakell (lower-body) will not be in the lineup tonight.

>>76031429
Perds 4-0

Good guys:

Sens
Preds

Bad guys:

Pens

Evil guys:

Ducks

>>76031446
This

>>76031446
100% accurate.

>>76031446
R E D D I T

I'm extremely serious about this question, so here me out.

What if, when Kesler is preparing for the game tonight, instead he turns into a snake?

In this scenario: Kesler hasn’t left his house yet. Kesler is sitting in an armchair alone, when suddenly he feels off.

Literally at a desk, he documents his experience:

>his skin discolors
>it becomes rougher
>his tongue forks
>eyes goes black, it becomes hard to write
>legs shrink into body
>arms shrink into bodies, Kesler can no longer write

The rest of the transformation takes place; what was once a human of normal stature is now a slender creature of significant girth.

This scenario assumes that Kesler retains his intelligence. What happens next? The first obstacle would be him to survive until his wife finds him. Then the next challenge is convincing her who he is. Best case is that he does, but what about everyone else? Is he able to continue his job? How is he treated by peers, the general public, and enemies?

Discuss.

game thread

>>76031472
>>76031472
>>76031472

>>76031352
they said he will fully recover, found it in time

>>76031484
source your quotes

>>76031446
Good guys
>Sens
Neutral guys
>Ducks
>Preds
Evil
>Pens

http://www.strawpoll.me/13008475

>>76031711
i dont watch irrelevant yuroshit meme tourneys

>rags

pingus gonna win

kakakakaka

how BTFO were the fins?

i was looking at score when it was 1-1 and then my phone died

were finns sad? too bad i missed the game

>about 3 games away from the record for most 1 goal games
>already holding a record for most ots
>bettman's forced rivalry seeding to breed more storylines
>all the best chokes possible
>the nba playoffs are pointless

You'd think this'd be the perfect outcome.

Sweden has only had 3 players that have been ELITE

Mats Sundin
Nicklas Lidström
Peter Forsberg

We're not really a good hockey nation. I mean, only 3 great players...

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>>76033777

I bet those same cocksuckers defended Colbert and his "DUDE IT WAS JUST A JOKE LMAO" excuse for calling Trump a cocksucker.

>>76033777
>>76033816
stay there. nobody cares

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>anaheim
>white

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You may only reply to this post if your favorite NHL team has won 19 or more consecutive playoff series'.

>Not so fast everybody else

>>76033777
What I read from the NHL statement is that it was for abuse of an official. I dunno if that's true, because that's what people where saying when Shaw got SUSPENDED because cameras caught him saying 'faggot'

>>76035160

That's literally what it was. He called a ref a cocksucker. You can't do that.

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please win ducks. i dont want to see canada, reddit bandwagon, or the patriots of the nhl win the cup

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>perds - snes finals

>>76035428
literally best timeline

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

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>Preds all injured
>they win

Huhhh???

Wasn't it the Ducks chance to win???

Wtf happened?

>>76035660

>Ducks' two leading regular season scorers plus goalie are also injured
Not like they were playing with a full deck either

>>76035421
>tranpa gay

>Preds have their two top players out for the playoffs
>Still manage to win

What the fuck. How pathetic of a meme are the Cucks

>>76035675
Oh shit, what the fuck happened to Gibson? Didn't know Bernier was playing.

i like it i love it i want some more of it

>>76035421
but the blackhawks are not in the playoffs

>>76035702
>fisher
>top player

>>76035702
>face flims
>then edmountmen
you tell me m8

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>>76035676
>detoilet
hows irrelevance?

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alright, duckfans. I think we all know what needs to happen, the question is who?

Which player will take the suspension to kill the rinne?

HAHA SOO FUNNY REDDIT NICE ONION YOUR LITERAL FUCKING FAGGOT DELETE THIS I WILL MURDER YOUR NECK

>>76035720

Gibson played the first period, Bernier played the second and third periods. They said Gibson had a lower body injury.

>>76035745

>Fiala
>RyJo
>Both dead for the playoffs

>>76035761
>kase

>>76035783
How long is Rakell out for? Who else was injured as well?

>>76035761
>wanting to face saros
>who is better
uhhhhhhhhhhh

>>76035428
Ivan you never told me why Russians like posting kots so much

>>76035803
what the fuck is a team subreddit

>>76035759
Go eat one of your dogshit sandwiches faggot

>>76035788
>fiala
He's barely fucking top 10.

It's a good thing that they still have that entire d-core and goaltender that they've relied on since the playoffs started, though.

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>>76035803
>largest hockey team subreddit on reddit

as opposed to a subreddit not on reddit?

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GO BACK TO REDDlT

>>76035815

They haven't said how long Rakell is expected to be out. He was injured last game from a combination of Subban elbowing him in the head and Neal tripping him, which knocked him on his head, so probably a concussion. Eaves is the other injured player but he has been out since he was injured against Edmonton. He was doing very well and had some chemistry with Getzlaf. He started skating recently but likely won't be back against Nashville.

Stop saying reddit
NOW

>>76035881

We're in 4chan's hockey subreddit

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>the good guys won

>>76035895
>two injured teams go at it
>evil team screams you cant even beat >us while >We're injured
Really makes me almond my neurons

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>>76035841
>he wants me to say it
>im not going to

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>>76035911
Pongs play tomorrow my dude

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How can you claim any team is a "good guy" team when the Canucks isn't playing for the Finals?

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>Cucks

>>76035983
Zero cups

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>>76035956
I have 14 laughs saved up in my laugh bottle. I literally giggle with glee thinking of how great it will feel to open up that bottle and let out all those laughs at the pongs

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>>76035983
pic of me eating kippoos bum

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>>76035983
I wanna kick faggots like this to death. I don't think it would take many punches to literally murder "him". It disgusts me how anyone could allow themselves to become so weak, pathetic and disgusting. Men can't be cute or even as feminine as the most disgusting lesbian mannish butch cunt. All they can become is less masculine.

Men should be men and women should be women, anything else is an abomination that ought to be killed.

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>>76035995
Oilels

reddit?

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>>76028927
>tfw no thicc Finish gf

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>>76036055
It's the preds year family Oilers would have gotten killed in round 3 anyways my Mexican friend

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>>76035995

>>76034415
is this asian or hispanic? i seriously can't tell.

>>76034776
>A BLACK WOMAN AT AN NHL GAME

>>76036111
coilers actually believe they won the series 7-0 lmao

>>76036110
I think the Oilers would've had the speed to give the Preds a good run. Maybe not enough to make it out of WCF, but it would've been a good series.

For the love of god, beat the fucking Ducks please.

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>>76034987
Can't wait for next season when we bring up dal colle and barzal

>>76036153
why are you so surprised?

i'm black and i've been to several games

>>76036229

>maple reddits

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Scrivens

>>76035702
They played a lot better in terms of puck possession and faceoffs. Anaheim did bruise the preds up badly, but those games against Calgary and Edmonton cost them, and Nashville is a tough team also

>>76036299
the finest goalie in all of belarus

>>76036176
Nobody likes the ducks unless you like Scott Stevens on all positions

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why are the Ducks not playing Enroth?

with finns you win get yourself a fennoswede goaler

>>76036299
retarded franchise ruining every player

>>76036361
>swedish goaltending

>>76036499
if they could paint the puck white enroth would have a shutout every single game

>>76036499
atleast it's a goalie from a real place

come watch kino w/ me

>TRANNAHIEM KEKS
Guess the team decided to make like the "fans" and not show up
TOP
KEK

Reminder Kesler has 0 goals this entire series despite all his shit he's been talking.

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*tips fedora*

>>76036598
>pontus
why are finnish names so stupid?

>>76036597
he's a selke shut down checker centre

>>76036626
pontus is a swecuck name

>>76036586
what kino are you watching lad?

>>76036628

He's like the Canucks emobidified. Constantly talking shit with zero skill or success LMAO

>>76036626
>why are finnish people so stupid?
mongol genes

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>>76036299
remember that one game where scrivens stopped like 70 shots or some shit?
holy that oilers team was trash.

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>>76036671
kino show after watching a kino hockey game

100% kino

>>76036730
how many episodes of it have you watched?

>>76036626
>berg
>finn

>>76036766
there's nothing wrong with being jewish

going to watch me some foreign kino on netflix lads. should i got for the most memey or most fucked up foreign kino?

>>76036817
watch some korean kino

literally best kino and "fucked up", especially for weak western tastes

>mfw i caught some korean hockey kino a few days ago

must be hyping up the olympics or something

what the fuck is kino and why are you weeb faggots talking about it

>>76036854
watched some the other weak, one called "the wailing". it was bretty guud i thought

>>76036875
>this new

>>76036817
Watch Shaolin Soccer or Divine Move.

Pick one of those two.

>>76036889
that's a good one

how familiar are you with korean kinos? a lot of asian kinos are 2.5 hours to 3 hours long, and it might be too "slow" for some people

>>76036897
kung fu hustle is more kino

>>76036191
Don't forget about Pulock and potentially Toews.

Going to go play some TTT2 to brush up on some skills before T7 drops in 2 weeks.

>>76036924
i've seen a number of their thrillers and some other ones. i saw the devil, the yellow sea, the quiet family, the host, and some meme zombie one about a month ago. koreans make some decent ones. i can put up with slow so long as it is engaging

Tracy Morgan's new special is p funny
Why can't more black people be like him?

>>76033627
I wish Shea could be here for this.

>>76037041
Train to Busan? Try out Oldboy and Memories or Murders.

If you've seen Zodiac you'd love MoM.

>>76036854
Shut up gook

grrrr really don't want the preds to win

>>76037061
>Train to Busan
yeah, that was the one. actually seen both those movies too. koreans make great crime thrillers desu

>>76037078
well, i want the canucks to win but it ain't happening until next season

>>76037161
haha remember the canucks start to the year where you wouldnt stop shitposting

>>76037059
thats what hes probably thinking as wel

>>76037155
You should watch The Good, The Bad, The Weird. It's a Korean western and it's bretty gud :DDDD

>>76037219
Don't make fun of the mentally ill just ignore them

>watching toonami for the first time in 4-5 years
they have new dragonball z?

>>76037361
Probably not. I'm not such a toonami person, but I'll stick for something that will catch my eye

>>76037264
Why is Kollywood better than Hollywood?

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Where you at, herseycunt

>>76037053
>why can't black people be what I want them to be
Egocentrism

Predditors are fucking repuckbabbies that massively rely on their fucking diving skills

Fuck the goonville refbabbys .God damnit fuck

>>76037583
What's your point

>>76037594
Lay off the tequila José

>>76037470
No Jews (yet).

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>>76037594
>Analslime Ducks "Fans"

wew

>>76030374
Retarded Burgerception?

>>76037691
wow, high turnout for them. most of the time that upper bowl is roped off

>>76037691
>>76037777
You do realize how bad traffic is in Anaheim, right?

You don't properly fill all the seats until it's the second OT.

>>76037568
Who /griffins/ here?

Also, I'm going to the Toledo Walleye game Monday.

>>76037691
>let's play hockey!
Cringe

>>76037798
>B-but muh traffic

Every single time

can someone tell me a bedtime story? its thundering outside and im scared

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>>76037594
>Refbabys
>Anaheim decides to create a fight at end for no reason
>Still beat your team without 3 key players


Stay mad Anaheim

>>76037910
Once upon a time, there was a team that had no fans. Then they drafted a man who could not smile. After that season, and bombed, they drafted a rapist. Soon they went to the conference finals only to lose to Darren helm. The next year, they won the cup against Philadelphia and millions of "fans" emerged

Then in 2017, a team in Nashville kicked their asses so hard, all those "fans" left

The end

>>76037968
I appreciate the story.

Predictions for tomorrow?

4-2 Penguins

>>76037968
thanks anon, this made the storm less scary :3

maybe tomorrow you can tell me the story of darren helm or the man who could not smile? or maybe about philadelphia?

thanks :3

>>76037999
4-3 Sens in triple OT

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>>76037999
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AA
AAAAA
A
AA
A
A
A

A
A
A

>>76037691
Now post the once once they filled in faggot

>>76037956
Preds literally started the fight and got their ass kicked.
Anaheim is also without 3 major players as well

>>76038070
STINKY

SMELLY

BEANERS

>>76038070
The ducks still have their core and main fray, but the preds lost fisher (Captain), Johansen (Great center), and fiala (Young player). Ducks lost eaves, rakael and Gibson, so they're equally as fucked, but Nashville took advantage of them.

>>76038099
Also got 2 freebie goals off powerplays given after missed multiple penalties on the same goddamn play.

>>76038130
>Two freebie goals

It's the playoffs. You grind them out, and the refs will not be exact all the time. Both goals counted

>>76031446
Agree 100%

>>76038168
>2 freebie PPs
Fixd
3 if you count game 4
Im ok with letting em play but you gotta be consistant for both teams

>33 shots to 29
>4 PPs to 2
>53 percent of the faceoffs
>Fiala, Fisher, Johansen out
>letting Aberg score
the absolute travesty of californian hockey

trashville is REDDIT

>>76038168

>don't call the high stick by Forsberg on Manson that draws blood
>later in the same shift they decide to call the crosscheck by Manson on Forsberg
>Nashville scores their first goal on the ensuing power play
Textbook refpuck, it went from what should have been a 4 minute Anaheim power play to a Nashville power play

>>76038260
Refs always do that. Choke down the whistle then give a penalty to thw retaliation its fucking bull shit and i hope someone takes out a ref.

>>76038248
commifornians confirmed for small ballers

>>76038099
excuse me you're also forgetting the next las vegas golden knight Craig "20 goals but an empty net ain't one of them" Smith

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>>76038253
>Team does good in playoffs
>Sweeps Chicago
>Plays through injurys
>Lowlifes bandwagon them for some happiness
>"THEY'RE REDDIT! DONT ROOT FOR THEM!"

If it wasn't for them, we'd see Chicago and Anaheim AGAIN

>>76038260
>textbook refpuck

You know, I saw a game in New York where a guy on Winnipeg held clutterbuck in a chokehold and no Penalty was called. This had to be screwups from the refs, not them deciding the game

>>76038248
Cant beat 5v9 all the time

>>76038306
>every screwup is in one team only's favor

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>>76038296
also Miikka "I came in like a wrecking ball" Salomaki

>>76038329
Not quite. Edmonton had a case for interference on that goal that tied it up in game 5, but that was obvious refpuck, especially when kesler was shoving nurse onto Talbot. Ducks have had more ref bias then any other team

>>76038306

I wouldn't mind if that was the only terrible noncall refpuck Nashville has benefited from this series but it's happening multiple times every game. The only reason game 4 went into OT is because the refs refused to call a punch to the face and a vicious crosscheck by Nashville seconds before they tied the game. It's not like they were letting both teams play - keep in mind they gave Anaheim a parade to the penalty box that period, yet they decided to look the other way when Nashville started breaking rules. And wouldn't you know it, Rakell was injured when Neal tripped him in OT (another noncall) that shouldn't have happened.

What time (Vancouver) is the gold medal match between Canada and Sweden?

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>>76038348

>Kesler was pushing Nurse into Talbot
t. oilnigger

>root for russia
>root for finland

You guys are fucking losers and will pick the loser side every single time while the winners are feeding off your negative energy. Yall fuckin terrible at predictions and analysis, I told you the finn defense was going to get exposed and I knew Canada was insta-winning when you small time euros rooted for us to lose. This is how the universe works dipshits, get fucked. If Finland answered me about Risto or made him play you would have won. Go back to 4 seasons seasonal depression fucking faggots you know nothing about success.

>>76038253
>76038306
neutral fan here so i have no skin in the game but youre definitely right.

nashville is VERY reddit

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>>76038070
Shame it's not the big stupid goon fighting playoffs then

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>THE ABSOLUTE SHITTY OF ANASLIME.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>76038348

>>76038390
forced reddit nonmeme fuck off back there

>>76038354
And that's the past. The refs aren't going to be spot on with all the calls, for your side and the side against. Sure Nashville has had some questionable calls, but look at how physical the series is. Kesler and Neal could kill each other if they wanted to, and even then, it's been a great series. Game 4 was a showing of anaheims power, but also Nashvilles resilience. A call here and a call here can't change a game when the goalie can't dim the puck

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>>76038398
>Being this mad

You still got Disneyland.

>>76038398
Stay upset Chiraq

>>76038411
If it was simply refs not being spot on then there would be just as many blatant non calls for both teams.

>>76038358
1130am i think

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>>76028927

>>76038411
The issue is the refs inconsistency. Its been an issue in the NHL for a while. Either "let them play" or call the game as it happens and give out 16 penalties. The players would figure it out and stop doing shit thays illegal. Or if you're gonna let em play them fucking let both sides play.

>>76038450
Swag. Wish it was a bit earlier, will miss the 3rd period. Hope we BTFO Sweden by then.

>>76038420
>Sun
>>76038427
not even a Hawks fan you predditcucks

>>76038495
I mean, everyone will remember that game 6 the isles had because the events leading up to the goal to tie the game had two clear penalties yet they weren't called. It was a lucky break, but that's not an issue in the playoffs.

>>76038519
>its not an issue in the playoffs
It literally is

goodnight /hoc/ hope you all have pleasant dreams and the finns stay away

Refs have held their whistles pretty much these entire playoffs. That's fine if the league didn't make a big stink about protecting players from head injuries and shit. So hypocritical.

>>76038910
GOAT

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>>76038947
desu

>>76038971
I totally forgot Hossa was still in the league.

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Can't wait for game 6 in Nashville. Won myself a pair of tickets in the Yoo-hoo Sweepstakes.

PREDS!

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

>loser finals and finals right after semi-finals

what's the big idea

why not have a day of rest

>>76039248

Rest if for pussies.

>>76039259
kys mongol BITCH

>>76039287

Beaner

Nashville campione the cup of stanley

You can take the Bernier of out Toronto, but you can't take the Toronto out of the Bernier.

>>76038017

>Read this post
>There's people who don't know the legend of the Nightmare on Helm Street

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B6ovQJK8rA

Never forget the night he cucked the shit out of Chiraq.

>>76039584
VERY good post

>sooda cup

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>tfw the League won't have the balls to suspend him for this even though lots of other players have gotten one for it

>Trying to pirate books on mIRC
>Bot has a full queue at fucking 3 AM

WHY

I want Canada to fucking lose for once. God damn I hate all the fucking smug leafs that pester these threads.

>>76040640

I'm more mad we lost to Finland only to watch them get blown the fuck out by you guys.

Those faggots do this every tournament. Shit the bed against almost every country on the globe then shit on America.

I fucking hate those yellow faggots.

>>76040664
Are you implying we wouldn't have beat the crap out of your amateurs?

>>76040673

We beat you faggots earlier in the tournament. Back to your cuckshed Sven.

>>76040684
>thinking a meme group stage win matters
Lel

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>>76040664
Mad American mongrel. Back to apehoop with you.

>>76040697

>Making excuses for losing to us

Excellent meme Olaf.

>>76040703

Fuck off you stupid meme ass country. You faggots literally only exist in these tournaments to troll America then promptly get blown the ever living fuck out.

Every single year without fucking fail. Fuck you guys.

>>76040715
>t. caps

>>76040732

>Being so scared of losing us twice in the same tournament you back pedal and deflect

lmfao

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>>76040742
>being so bad at hockey you have to recruit college hockey players because you don't have enough nhl players

>>76040742
What? I would have put my money on Sweden. Not our fault that you weren't good enough to beat Finland

>>76040760

>He thinks any NHL players worth two shits wants to go over to this shit tournament

Lundpads went because it's the only place he'll ever win anything and Canada's best players are all on the Avs lelmao.

Everyone worth giving a shit about is at home resting and working out you cuck.

USAs record against Finland in the World championships since 2010:

Group stage:
>Wins: 4
>Losses: 2

Playoffs:
>Wins: 0
>Losses: 2

Lel

>>76040821

Told you faggot. They exist for no other reason than to meme us. Fucking Finland.

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>>76040824

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post more thicc finngols

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>>76040824

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>>76040853

Reminder that Jofa helmets sucked fat penisdick.

>>76039152
>chocolate drink
>good source of vitamins & minerals

>>76040824
No, you're just not good enough. You only have a couple of bronze medals in god knows how many years.
And since 2010, the Czech Republic have kicked you out of the playoffs as Finland. They're only a ghost in your head.

>final is bad guys vs bad guys
worst timeline

>>76040902

>Any international tournament but the Olympics mattering

'no'

Olympics is the only place countries aside from Cuckland (Sweden) send players and coaches that actually matter. Shit like the World Cup are just a meme nobody gives a fuck about.

>>76040912
>w-we don't e-even care
Your posts points toward that you do though

And it's your own fault if your players lack national pride.

>>76040953

Literally no country sends their best players to these meme players except you guys so I don't know what nationalism has to do with it.

Most players and countries only give a shit about the Olympics because it's the one that actually matters.

>>76040956
This rule applies to us as well. This year was an exception with unusually many Swedish NHL pros wanting to play the WC. If you look at last year we had a squad consisting of literally whos.

>>76040956
They would send their best players, if their best players would have wanted to play. It's not a conscious decision for team USA to not send their best players.

The olympics matter a lot more, though. That's true. But you're not that good there either, only two silver medals since your meme gold in 1980.

>>76041004

>Only two Silvers

Considering that Canada, Russia, Sweden, Russia, and Finland are all MUCH bigger hockey countries with better hockey programs than America that's pretty fucking impressive.

Here in America hockey is less popular then futbol. NFL > NBA > MLB > MLS > NHL.

This isn't a hockey country, and unfortunately, doesn't really have a ton of hockey programs outside of some states like Minnesotas.

Two Olympic silvers despite that fact is pretty fucking decent.

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>>76041019
>Considering that Canada, Russia, Sweden, Russia, and Finland are all MUCH bigger hockey countries with better hockey programs than America that's pretty fucking impressive.

You still have more hockey players than any other nation except Canada.

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>>76041019
See pic.

How very convinient of you to forget to mention how large USA and its population is.

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ROMAN JOSI HAS BEEN USURPED

Kevin Fiala (20, Switzerland) is the new sexist Predator

>>76040912
Usa are the biggest cucks ever just look at your country. Fuck off to apehoop.

>>76041061

There's only two countries with more people in them than us though, so that's not really that surprising tbqh.

Also quantity =/= quality necessarily. Also I would bet pretty good money if you went and actually looked at a broken down statistic of where those players are from a LOT of them are either from Michigan or Minnesota where they're crazy about hockey all the way down to the High School level.

I know there's a lot of hockey played up in the North East as well, but as a whole, this country doesn't really give a shit about the sport.

Canada is elite because they're crazy about hockey which means incredible hockey programs with fantastic development, coaching, and education.

America doesn't really have that despite how many players we have in our program. If you look at a lot of the American players who make the NHL there's reason they're almost all born in Minny or Michigan, or went to college there.

Red Berenson was a big part of American hockey being an staying relevant and even he was Canadian.

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>>76041019
>Considering that Canada, Russia, Sweden, Russia, and Finland are all MUCH bigger hockey countries with better hockey programs than America that's pretty fucking impressive.

only canada has a better program
russian hockey is a mess, and too pricey for most of the country
finland and sweden are small and would need to have higher participation rates than canada to be better

when america ditches the hothouse and ncaa amateur for canadian major jr, it will be better than canada within 10 years

>>76041019
>2nd most nhlrs
>next to canada
>has 25 out 31 nhl teams
>only 2 silvers
>300 million population
Extreme Canada (aka usa) are shit

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>>76040824

>>76041115

I think America is just now getting to the point where our programs are good enough to finally compete with you guys and the other big countries, but historically they've been pretty bad aside from some regional exclusions.

Russian hockey is kind of a shit show but they still produce a decent amount of high quality players despite the fact because of how big on the sport they are, and the evolution of the KHL has only helped players make the transition imo.

And while I agree Sweden put out less because of the per capita meme their quality is usually a lot higher than the other regions.

Swedish d-men rarely bust, and their forwards have started becoming a lot better if you look at the trend of players like Forsberg, Jarnkrok, Backstrom, Nylander, etc.

Finland seems to be a crap shoot with their players though. They kind of feel like they're usually either busts or really good. I can't think of many mediocre Finns off the top of my head.

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>>76041128
Let me just post this here real quick

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>>76041061
>japan and uk higher than slovakia, austria, latvia and norway

japanese and british nhl players when?

>>76041108
new england is more into it than you think

>>76041154
>And while I agree Sweden put out less because of the per capita meme their quality is usually a lot higher than the other regions.

because they put 16 year olds against adults in their league system

american players who wont play in the chl are putting themselves at a big disadvantage, they're stuck playing against subpar talent

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How come the American movie industry is so obsessed with hockey if no Americans care about the sport?

>>76041163
Is Saskatchewan elite?