/tennis/ - Rome Finals

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1st for novak is back

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SOON

post Djokovic memes

Zverev must be shaking so hard right now.

thiem looks crushed

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QUIET

Need a 6-1 6-0 to put Zverev in his place

>>76026833

Yeah, he looks about to cry.

tennis crowds are the worst

Thiem might nick a Slam or two but he will never be in the hall of greats, that's for sure.

looks like im buying a head radical

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guess whos back

Just give RG trophy to Novak already

Barely a fucking hour. Wtf happened to Thiem today? Too cocky after his victory against Nadal to prepare the match for today?

UNI
QLO

Thiem the meme got his bagel and breadstick.
Save us based stickman

>play shit all season
>rise back to form just in time for that double CGS
what did he mean by this

>>76026898
part of it could be that he is tired but it was pretty much djokovic being vintage djokovic

>>76026923
BAMOS

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>Thiememe

Roidal's knees exploding as we speak too

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We posted a bunch of Djokovic memes last night and this fueled him for today.

>>76026836
>mfw Memerev wins the final

>>76026952
kek

>>76026923
Oh shit, that's his plan, isn't it?

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GET HYPED

These fucking things about tennis. Novak had to play two matches this saturday, but it was Zverev the one who ended up having the most court time today.

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>>76026993

>>76027005
Thiem was splaying shit.

>either DWL or muh nextgen memelord

not sure how to feel 2bh

KYRGOAT WE NEED YOU.

>>76027035
It's a nobrainer for me.

LET'S GO NOLE

>>76027035
>best next gen player will probably play in the ATP finials if he continues this way

Nice planning ATP

MTF is on levels of butthurt never before registered.

Zverev drew pictures as a baby

Thanks Annabelle
>>76027102
in the WWW there was so much Thiem pushing

DWŁ SO SO good. Can't have these young cunts winning masters. Based Nole saving the big 4s masters dominance.

>>76027147
TW hates thiem tho

>>76026986
not even mad. I love me a good comeback. looking forward to the next time he meets Rafa/Roger

https://twitter.com/RobKoenigTennis/status/866006113409536001

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>inb4 nole tanks tomorrow because some anger management session with pepe

>>76027277
>ywn get a blowjob while talking to the press
truly the GOAT

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>>76027277
All those butt hurt replies

>>76027277
I don't think Nadal is that worried after Madrid.

>>76027171
It's like they are just taking turns so that all of them end up winning a masters title. Murray's comeback during the second half of the season incoming.

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>pretty much goes all out and punch above your weight against Nadal

>have 0 energy left for the next match

Thiem should have simply retired from this match and gets destroyed


Someone needs to tell Thiem how to play more smartly.

>>76027374
That's not really what happened, Novak simply didn't let him do the same.>>76026116

>>76027277
backstory on this gif

was it autism?

how to deal with sunburn?

>>76027476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLuX5720S7E

Wish I was faster than the German, my thread better desu.

>>76027539
Never mind at least that yank didn't make one of his low effort threads.

>putting effort into OPs
Literally R eddit

>>76027556
Just like his posts. Barely any effort at all to construct a single sentence.

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i might actually have better posture than her

>>76027102
I thought MTF loved Djokoborg.

>>76027679
Looks like a middle school girl.

>>76027611
t. Redditking

Djokovic - probably the only successful tennis player I'll never like. I find him fake and arrogant. To get whooped by Zverev next round. Bring it!

>>76027706
not really

>>76027738
If I had to guess I'd say she is 14 years old. I sure have seen more developed 14 year olds.

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Will Germanobro Aлeкcaндp Звepeв take revenge tomorrow?

>>76027738
he's right. she looks underage as fuck

>>76027785
He's going to get similar given to him the lanky cunt

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>>76027805
dont see it t.bh

>>76027812
But Djokovic has always been weak against turbo lanklets

>>76027841
SCAM?

>>76027865
no based dr. ivo

http://www.tennisexplorer.com/mutual/karlovic/djokovic/

>>76027679
I wonder if tennis gives you shit posture. Even Roiderer has shit posture

>>76027841
He's about the same as Raonic and he's beaten him plenty

whatever happened to the you must be rich to play tennis krautist?

>>76027832
Are you face blind?

What was the best clay court match you saw?

>>76027914
>Even Roiderer has shit posture
He does?

[–]MrJezzaaahGoffin 10 points 58 minutes ago

Fuck me, i went to make myself an icecream and i come back to this?

Guess he's not gonna win it this thiem around

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[–]spcslackerSampras is the GO ... Get off my lawn! 7 points 53 minutes ago

you could at least offer some of your ice cream to thiem.

boy could use some comfort after that


>>76027987
are you?

>>76027987
that's not what face-blindness is

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>>76028012
Yes

>>76028013
>copy and pasting reddit posts
Don't

>>76028068
>Guess he's not gonna win it this thiem around

>messed with some internet adapter options
>internet now is faster

thank you jesus.

>>76028108
Retard

>>76028134
Thank you.

>>76027987
>face blindness

what the fuck are you smoking gabe?

>>76028068
What's the guy on the back doing?

>>76028209
Terrible attempt at joking.

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Djokovic: [Zverev] deserves to be here but I'm gonna make sure he doesn't win the title

>>76028351
did he really say that?

>>76028386
yes.

>>76028440
when I asked that, what I really meant was: source?

>>76028351
Based Djokovic, truly the greatest.

>>76028478
then ask for the source rather than pussyfooting around.
It was during his post match interview today. was played on the tennis channel so I don't have a link

>>76028351
The best thing from this is that he implies the match depends only on him, as if Zverev could never win it by his own.

>>76028529
Which is true of course.

>>76028351
That's a Zverev tier comment but Djokoshit actually has titles to back it up.

>>76028506
based Djoko

>>76028218
He's CIA.

https://twitter.com/LACOSTE/status/865990565174943746

How come Nike never signed Djokovic?

>>76028762
Already had Fedal.

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>>76028218

>>76028762
gonna have to buy a lot of lacoste stuff now

>>76028762
NIke only signs young players, they barely ever poach older players.

>>76028762
>Djokovic goes back to playing well right before his lacoste unveiling

>>76028762
>>76029176
Kinda sucks, I liked quite a few of those Uniqlo kits. But they were sold exactly ONCE per year (around RG) at Uniqlo Opéra and nowhere else. Nevermind getting your hands on a Nishikori kit.

>>76029176
Is it just me or is it that generally nike ususally is USA + Eastern Europe while Adidas is almost exculsively central europe.

obviously some exceptions

>>76029216
They never looked as generic and bland as most adidas and nike kits.

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>>76029260
Despite Le Coq selling them exclusively for a while, I had more luck finding Gasquet's first Le Coq shirt at an outlet store.

>>76029254
A couple year ago, Adidas ditched along Murray quite a few of their current gen pros. Some went to Fila, others to Joma, others to >Under My Skin. All that to save Birdbrain from H&M atrocities.

Apparently it's advantageous for WTA players to have an Adidas sponsorship, they're part of some kind of training program that ensures support for the players.

That said, I'm not a gear collector at all.

>>76029409
Do you work in fashion?

>>76029533
No, not at all. Just have quite a bit of an interest in tennis.

Daily reminder that Asics is the only decent tennis apparel.

I like the sound when the ball makes contact with the racquet strings.

For me, it's Nadal - Djokovic at Roland Garros 2013.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGyP4VsIhSc

behead all americans

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It's official...lightning Nole is here.

ATP is toast.

>>76032194
Lighting supercharged his energy cells?

>>76032223
Back to the future style.

>>76032194
Is he legitimately insane?

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>>76027679
>>76027706
>>76027770
>>76027805
>>76027987
can we please stop with the jelena slander, thanks.

>>76032365
Yes.

>>76032365
Can't wait for his inevitable mental breakdown after he retires.

>>76032485
Gonna be electrifying

>>76032194
pepe literally is the spanish charles manson

>>76031451
that means ur ded 2 hun? maeks u thimk

>>76032194
I like to think he's trolling us all. No way am intelligent person can get this deluded.

>>76032800
You don't say

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>>76032800
desperate people will believe whatever helps them through. Not necessarily saying that is the case with nole, but it is possible

have a rare gondola my man

>>76032194
somehow scrambled those tags in my mind and read "linkola fan" and thought finally we have a famous ecofascist but alas...

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>>76032905
my man, can you recommend me a few good spanish films/tv series?

Why is youtube so shit on Chrome?

mugu ded

>>76033059
>using a browser that has proprietary components

>>76033152
what should I use?

>>76033174
dooble or even firefox my man

>>76033220
>firefox
No way I'm going to use that monstrosity again.

>>76033237
thats a new one. Never had a problem with it.

>>76033237
firefox runs especially well on linux

slightly worse performance comparatively when on windows, and chrome probably beats it too on w7, but id still rather run firefox than jewgle desu

>>76033345
Maybe you don't have a 10 year old computer.

>>76033402
touche. could try chromium too desu

>>76033495
Maybe.

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>>76033042
Wild Tales

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>>76034618
looks good. thanks brudi

>>76032194
Is he trying to say he was struck by lightning or is this a metaphor for something else?

>>76032194
is the lightning bolt photoshopped?

>>76032194
>ATP is toast
>toast
This triggers the Djokobot

>>76036009
xD

tennis
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>>76038824
yes

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>>76038861
why are u still up mike?

btw have u got it in yet?

>>76038939
idk. i should probably sleep. and no.

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>>76038976
get it in
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i
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laura robson has won the hiroshima ITF tournament

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DWL

Can /ourlanklet/ do it lads?

>>76040087
>Implying Novak is not /ourguy/

>>76040087
lol no, he might not lose as shamefully as Meime though

>>76040087
>'/ourlanklet/'
>winning against the literal GOAT
Yeah, no

>>76032194
dude's lost it
>>76032800
>am intelligent person
that's where you're wrong, kiddo. read up about how he decided to switch to a gluten diet. not the sharpest tool in the shed

>>76041042
Didn't he get some gluten allergy diagnosis?

>>76041063
>Cetojevic told Djokovic to stretch out his right arm while placing his left hand on his stomach. The doctor then pushed down on Djokovic’s right arm and told him to resist the pressure. The strength Djokovic would feel in holding firm, the doctor said, was exactly what he should experience.

>Next Cetojevic gave Djokovic a slice of bread. He told the bemused player not to eat it but to hold it against his stomach with his left hand while he again pushed down on his outstretched right arm. To Djokovic’s astonishment, the arm felt appreciably weaker.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/tennis/revealed-the-diet-that-saved-novak-djokovic-8775333.html

>>76026952
Haha, that's so hilarious.

>>76041075
>Ketojevic
Is this a pun?

>>76041075
That sounds surreal. No wonder he fell for that Pepe crap.

>>76039029
>she won a 60k
g-good job laura !

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>>76041075
Did everyone else know he was insane? I feel like I'm the last person to find out.

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>>76041135
I'd think a lot more of him if he wasn't such a shill for the gluten free "food"

>>76041135
it's like a movie. the perfect robot was unstoppable until the influence of imperfect humans got to him. he found love with a beautiful human lady but was soon on the decline due to too much influence from the imperfect world. soon enough he was on a vegan diet and physically declining. what will be next? we shall see

>>76041155
>don't forget to activate your almonds

>>76041135
seems to me like he's they tape of person that wouldn't even notice if someone smuggled PEDs into his diet.

Just made medium rare steak for the first time.

breddy gud

>>76032800
>No way am intelligent person can get this deluded
Well, Sharpie is a successful businesswoman. She wasn't even bothered to disclose to her own team that she was taking Meldonium. Everyone can have their retarded moments.

>>76039029
>laura robson has won
Colour me actually surprised.

PREDICT THE SCORELINE:
Going with you fucking know who winning 6-2 6-1

>>76041942
6-4 6-2

>>76041786
>She wasn't even bothered to disclose to her own team that she was taking Meldonium
what? they were the ones giving it to her

>>76041942
6-3 7-5

>>76041942
6-3 6-1 Djustovic

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>his waifu doesn't even wear sketchers slip-ons
heh. laughing @ u

>>76040695
>He's a djokobot fan

>>76041959
She had to specifically fetch it in Russia because it's not sold in the US. She has been living in the States since she was 7. Her team knew nuthin' about it; do you actually think they wouldn't have read the mails?

>>76041942
6-4 6-3 Memerev

>>76041985
do you seriously think masha was sourcing meldonium from russia by herself without her team knowing anything about it? you know it was only banned since january 2016 right. she had been legally taking it her whole career up until that point. don't be so dumb

>>76041979
nice rack on thr right

>>76041942
6-4 6-3 GOATOVIC

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Don't mind me, just walking through, being Swiss royalty and all that.

>>76041985
IIRC in that pdf file of the case her agent knew she was taking it but blamed not noticing it was banned it on his divorce

>>76042056
>do you seriously think masha was sourcing meldonium from russia by herself without her team knowing anything about it?
Her lawyer said she was responsible for it.
>She takes full responsibility for it. It’s her and her responsibility alone. It’s not the responsibility of any member of her team.
>https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/mar/10/maria-sharapova-meldonium-drugs-lawyer-explains


>you know it was only banned since january 2016 right
>she had been legally taking it her whole career up until that point
Whether it has been banned or for how long is irrelevant to the previous question.

>>76041942
6-3 7-6 6-4 MEMEREV WINS LOL

>>76042093
(((her agent))))

>>76042088
Do you have actual royalty?

>>76041979
>standing just inside the shadow to keep the skin looking good
girls are camera savvy

>>76042104
Based Eisenbud

>>76042093
It would make sense. If you can find the quote... Much like Roddick (who's a friend of Sharpie), I find it mind bogglingly difficult a successful businesswoman would make such a stupid mistake, if it is a mistake.

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Who Simon/a/ here?

>>76042097
>Her lawyer said she was responsible for it.

omg dude. that's just what they say as a formality. it's part of the PR control of the whole situation, she's taking full responsibility of what she is putting into her body - that's the safe PR thing to say. you're delusional if you think her physio team had no idea she was taking meldonium. give me a break dude.

anyone else care to weigh in here?

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>>76042135
my waifuu noone else dont steel

>>76042147
>anyone else care to weigh in here?
yes, kys

>>76042188
outstanding reply once again

>>76042108
no of course not. royalty is for faggots.

>>76042147
What actually makes me think is that no bloody one in her clan noticed it was on the list. At all. For someone who goes as far as to seal by contract the mouth of her employees and controls extremely tightly her communication and her business, it looks pretty amateur to me. To me it means that certainly not everyone knew, far from it. However you wish to interpret it is your choice.

>>76042130
I had a theory that she forgot take masking agent with it

>>76042101
>best of 5
?

if Seemoana loses this set she'll have a mental breakdown, lose the match, get dumped by cahill, retire from the sport.

>>76042218
>>76042147
>To me it means that certainly not everyone knew, far from it
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/tennis/maria-sharapova-two-year-drug-ban-meldonium-story-doesnt-add-up-a7071881.html
>Sharapova’s agent, Max Eisenbud, told the tribunal that, from 2013, he had taken responsibility for ensuring that she was not taking any banned substances. Sharapova’s father and, from 2013, Eisenbud were the only people in her entourage who knew she was taking the drug.

>Eisenbud claimed that each November he would make a detailed check of what medication each of his players was taking – and whether they were on the banned list – while on holiday in the Caribbean. He said the reason he did not do this in November 2015 was because he did not go on holiday after separating from his wife.

Welp.

>>76042218
i mean she claims she has been taking it for years so i find it hard to believe her team knew nothing about it. they certainly knew she was taking it.

>>76041942
6-3 6-4

>>76042243
Everything about his post is Australian
No need to feed him (You)'s m8

>>76042218
>replying to a sharapova fagot
just dont
>>76042230
good one.

>>76042260
that's embarrassing. why even tell the public that terrible story. at least make some shit up that sounds better

>>76042297
her agent is a jew sex trafficker. what do u expect?

>>76042260
>(((Eisenbud)))

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halepeno on fire

>>76042394
Why do I love her

>>76042406
because you have a shit taste in women

>>76042218
It look like it was genuine negligence from her part and/or person in her team responsible for checking drugs on the banned list.

svitolina seems like a cunt

>>76042394
that's odd cuz my dick's name is also Fire and I don't see anyone sitting on it

>>76042477
>

>>76041942
7-6 6-7 7-6 memerev

>>76042472
That's the whole wta. She has the tightest body I've seen though.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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>>76042530
what do you mean by tight, schizo?

>>76042565
No fat, medium tits and ass but all look very firm.

>>76042530
guess you've never seen cici bellis

>>76042472
shes really sweet actually

>>76042530
most of the girls seem pretty sweet actually. they just all hate queen masha

lol:


DjokavicWinsEdition

>shitlep
lmao just lmao

Did she remove her talent with her tits?

>>76042603
ugly imp
>>76042670
>shes really sweet actually
so you've met her?

>>76042767
yeah we went to grade school together. i smelled her hair once

>wake up
>Halepeño is losing
And I guess there will be DWL later today too, fuck it.

Is Halep the mentally weakest top 30 player in the history of tennis?

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Need a 6-0 6-0

Our big 4 boys record will remain intact.

Is she injured

zverev will win

>>76042820
You haven't watched that Safina meltdown in the finals of RG, have you. Or whoever Graff beat in a slam final in around 30 minutes.

>>76042859
Bouchard had one embarrassment too.

>svitolina didn't plan on spending more than a week in rome
>the absolute state of the wta

>>76042909
isnt the whole tourney a week?

>>76042926
Yes.

>ywn give a wta player the after match rubdown

>>76042859
No one beats Halep's longevity though.

I PAUSED THE SONG THEY ARE PLAYING TO LISTEN TO THE END OF MATCH WTF MY MIND

>>76042989
say again m8, the message got scrambled between the tin cans..

>>76042859
What happen with Safina?

>get hurt
>trainers in a mULTI MILLION DOLALR SPORT
>cant fix
the state of tennis

>>76043049
boomerang didgeridoo

>>76043092
tennis players are cowards. Even the slightest chance of serious injury will make them retire.

Simply too much money at stake if you have to skip a season.

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>>76043116
Didgeridoo me

>>76043123
>not hiring the best trainers to cure u asap
shiggy

>>76043049
white toast ass mothafucka

>>76043132
yeah brutha i'm 1/128th aboriginal wheres my handouts

one of my students won a tourney. turns out im a good coach

>baseless

>>76043194
u had nuthin 2 do wit it

>>76043194
>USTA tournaments
You prescribed extra bench press lesson?

why will players like halep, radwanska, and wozniacki never win a major but they stay at the top of the rankings? theyre literally all the same player

>>76043194
did you charge north of $30? if not, you missed a trick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY_BkmUKiOQ
^/10is/ when anyone but federer plays

>>76043219
maybe
>>76043228
yeah + big forehand
>>76043241
:(

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should i watch nole rape the lanklet or shall i watch liverpool slip?

>>76043287
>watching soccer

can't wait for Djokovic to kick Zverev's ass

>>76043333
he will lose

>>76043333
kek confirms xD

>>76043084
It wouldn't be funny if I told you, so it's better for your Experience™ that you search for it.

>>76042982
A strong display of mental commitment at the very least.

>>76043229
Because
>women's tennis

>>76043287
>nole rape the lanklet

Zverev is a privileged fuck with a 10-inch dick and killer instinct. He's not afraid of anything and will break the Serb's spine on his knee. That Thiem faggot is a typical cuck who's biggest purpose in life is to be nice and humble.

>>76043333
Why? Don't you want a new masters winner?

>>76043287
Divegrass is absolute cancerous.

>>76043229
>Nishikori, Berdych, Ferrer, Goffin

>>76043384
no, fuck off vladamir

>>76042859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEFEGnPrsZg

>>76043287
Watching Liverpool slip is always fun, but there's a remote chance that the bot might malfunction and GBAZ wins instead.

>>76043375
hi 'that romanian cunt'

>>76043384
couldn't care less about new winners. I want to see Djokovic in top form again. and above all, I want to see a good tennis match. if Zverev wins it, so be it

>>76043396
even time for a rain delay lmao

>>76043443
your prose has exposed you as a brit

>>76043486
exposed your mum last nite xd

>>76043415
>remote chance that the bot might malfunction and GBAZ wins instead.
literally no chance. also its RCAZ

>>76043486
every exotic flag on this board is most likely a bong working abroad.

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>>76043191
Is South Australia the Florida of Australia?

ya'll about to witness it....
....my boy zverev about to destroy nole....
....hope you are prepared *lowers glasses*...
....because it is about to get messy

>>76043569
this u?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wsRusnqygw

>>76043573
no not that many immigrants there and it isnt that hot

>>76043597
yeah, please subscribe

>>76043605
the immigrants are only in miami

>>76043605
how much dollaroos do you have on Nolefam?

tfw live in shithole and cant make free money

>we only have to deal with the clay season for a few more weeks
Hallelujah

>havn't fapped in 2 months
should i?

>>76043621
is that where mr.305 is from
>>76043637
I have 1000 on zverev paying some good numbers

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>>76043590
ye,no

the bot is back in sadism mode

>>76043569
I'm definitely not a bong.

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>i dont rate clay

>>76043649
If I dont wank or have sex every three days i just fantasize about fucking every girl I see. How do you do it?

>>76043650
>wasting 1000 A$. M8 next time can you just send it to my pay pal?

>>76043664
t. has an anglo surname

>>76043650
Enjoy your 5k m80

>>76043597
cringe. I want to punch that dude in the fact

>>76043673
watch these type of videos whenever im horny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGwibq3JTdI

>>76043659
his mind is broken just watch

>>76043664
your flag is not exotic

>>76043700
what...why

>>76043724
food

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press F to pay respekt 2 zverev

F

>ZVEREV IS VERY MATURE, BOTH ON THE COURT AND OFF THE COURT

Swear down, Brits are the worst commentators of all time

Nuke that island of inbreds desu

>>76043683
That was an accident, my grandpa replaced his then surname with his first name, which is anglo sounding.

>>76043715
It is for /tennis/.

>>76043754
was talking about /sp/ in general

>>76043715
new memem?

>>76043737
please seek help

>>76043750
kc tier

>>76043673
i just had sex the other year, and it felt really disgusting. imagine feeling someones breath on your neck the whole time and having chills. honestly im convinced the only reason people do it is so they feel slightly less alone for a few minutes in their day.

im never doing it again, and i advise you to avoid it also. having sex is like rushing to the toilet because you really need to go, but someone else was just in there and it still smells. smells like a stranger's shit. that's sex. stranger shit.

things that are better than having sex:
>masturbating
>eating chocolate cake
>having a big juicy burger
>petting a cat or a dog
>sleeping
>a good book
>a rainy day beside a window
>nice clouds before it gets dark outside
>spooky shadows
>pictures of baby elephants falling down

take a very close look at the average person, they are having sex, and they are completely miserable. nosexforlife crew.

Reminder that Djokovic has a winning record against Federer, Nadal and Murray

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>>76043794
where is this pasta from

>>76043815
literally the goat

>>76043794
gabe?

>>76043815
But not against KyrGOAT.

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>>76043843

>>76043794
We are two then.

>>76043794
>t. golden handshaker

>>76043815
Results aside, Djokovic is the best and most completed tennis player ever.

i never had a girlfriend

>>76043927
i had 4. overrated

>>76043914
>Results aside

>>76043914
Complete*

>>76043914
>Results aside

>>76043909
ha
hahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

I must say, Svitolina is pretty hot.

>>76043953
Even including results he still has baggage to be goat contender. But I'm talking about technique and game alone

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>>76043978
fuck off gook

>>76043978
thats my gf be nice

a que hora empieza el partido?

>>76043927
It's shit unless you are both actually in love with each other, most of the time it's just convenience.

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>>76043794

>>76044069
Now, beaner.

>>76043927
it's pretty good if you get a good one, if not it is torture