/bundes/liga

>two threads

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>champions league
>3 teams who aren't champions play

???

first for Werner

In this moment, I am sad.

>>76023171
>>76023194

>>76022820
he was injured for the entirety of November and the start of December and only got 3 minutes of game-time in total after that.

The last game against Köln was the first time in 5 months he got more than 1 minute of playing time in a match and scored immediately and did the same today. Now he's scored 6 goals this season despite playing only around 180 minutes in total.

anyone speaks Italian? Anyone understood what Aubameyang said when he was asked, if he will stay at the club? The interpreter didnt translate right away and gave Auba that strange look, and they back and forth about it

apparently Osnabrück players demanded money from Werder II

>>76023219
RBL: champion of DDR
BVB: champion of NRW
TSG: champion of SAP

>bayern pouring beer on each other

savages

>>76023279
lel

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Tabea Kemme: champion of my dick

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>>76023279
are you fucking stupid? RBL is hardly even an east german team you fucking mong. I was a tad disappoint to see Union not get promoted, at least they are a true east german side. fuck RBL, they're going to get manhandled in the CL
t. Leipzig resident.

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>>76023252
he will go to stuttgart and light the bundes on fire

t. knower

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OBAMA

>>76023257
https://twitter.com/jrueggen/status/865956147194466305

RIP

>>76023363
who will sign him?

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>>76023317
kerber is /bundes/'s girl

>>76023363
how did they know he was gonna win? FIXED

>>76023355
>literal autist

>>76023363
Obama and his BBC (Big Black Cannon)

>>76023394
Who are you quoting?

>>76023394
elaborate. I chose to ignore the (weak) joke.

It was a fun season, have a nice summer, /bundes/.

>>76023363

dope

>>76023218
>those jumps from 1 to 2 and from 4 to 5
Dreiklassengesellschaft

>>76023422

you too

>>76023389
either Dortmund or Bayern had a replica

Mario Gomez on suicide watch

what the fuck was he thinking going to Wolfsburg?

>>76023375
Wew, how much will they get for Obama?

Could they possibly buy Lacazette or someone like that?

>>76023455
The better question is: Why did people start rating him again just because he scored in the shitty kebap league?

>>76023455
Löwenstadt > Wolfsburg
I hope Braunschweig makes it.

>>76023455
he was probably just glad he didn't have to play in Turkey anymore

>>76023476
85milliarden ez

>>76023455
No one else wanted him and he thought they could get into CL.

top lel

>chancentod gomez

>>76023496
Aubameyang to AEK Athen as Rettungspaket confirmed

>>76023476
Rumour has it Dortmund tried to go for both Lacazette and Morata but both don't want to play for Dortmund so they'll most likely end up with some shitter like Kramaric.

>>76023489
and I hope those K'lautern Schweine get relegated.
it's just not going to happen.

>>76023522

Morata I understand.. but Lacazette? Surely Dortmund is a step up from Lyon..

>>76023522
mario gomez

>>76023539
low wages and ugly city though

both auba and lewandowski weren't that big when dortmund signed them

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>>76023557
>mfw this actually happens

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>>76023439

>>76023595
which website is this ?

>consumers choked again
LAMO

>>76023620
it's my own spreadsheet

>>76023539
some people go there for the Traditionsverein and the atmosphere. it's good football, but it's easy to forget the club doesn't actually have that much money compared to other top-tier teams.
>>76023574
also the Ruhrgebiet is fucking nasty, Köln is the only respite, and that's arguable.
even Hamburg is lovelier, and that's saying something.

>>76023625
breddy gud

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>>76023595
cool Infos danke Familie

>Hertha reaches EL with -4 goals
>Eintracht lost like the last 20 games and still 11th

rate this season

9/10 for me

God, I hope those Favre rumours are bs.

>>76023671
8.666666666666667/10

>>76023629
>Köln
>Ruhrgebiet
Erkan-Alexander pls

>>76023671
5/10

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>>76023662
hey! the christmas break really fucked up Eintracht's momentum and Meier was injured for months.
it's just evidence of a successful first half and a little perseverance

hello are we talking about pohjanpalo

bundesliga is alri, might try and get into from the start next year
don't follow the prem as closely now seeing as villa aren't in it anymore

>>76023714
he deserved the torjägerkanone tßh

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>>76023714
going to stuttgart

>>76023714
where will he play next season? stay at Lev? Chicha might fuck off and give him a legit chance

>>76023671

8/10

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*wins the champions league*

>>76023751
Cheech will definitely fuck off

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>>76023725
>pohjanpalo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1u-2vZu1JE

bye fips :(

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F

>>76023751
Renewed his contract a couple of months ago.

desu i just hope he goes to somewhere where he gets to actually play

Has dynamo ever been promoted to bundesliga?

i thought it was this year lads

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>>76023779
why aren't u out celebrating u nerd

>>76023727
I would actually like to see this.
how much of their personnel from his original upbringing still there?

>Ingolstadt
>Wolfsburg

>The city of the Volkswagen Group

>>76023802
Because Bundesliga is so crap and so dominated by Bayern that even their customers don't care anymore.

Just reset the whole fucking league.

>>76023793
>stark
>drees
>TuT
>Starke
>Gerland
>Lahm
>xabi
>fritz
>hunter

F

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>>76023852
F

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>>76023682

I don't think I want the gunslinger coaching this team either

>>76023797
well I think he has a good chance to get a lot more minutes next season for Leverkusen.

>-Chicha
>probably -Kießling

that leaves him and Volland. Don't think Leverkusen can get any big name when they don't play internationally.

>>76023625
>starts website
>profits
>gets job at opta
>hits on opta jane
>fired for sexual harrastment

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>>76023874
;_;

>>76023919
3 - I want to fill all three of your main orifices. Sexual.

>>76023932
me in the sandalen

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWD

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>>76023881

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>GERMAN

>HUMOR


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wsRusnqygw

>>76023959
weird

https://twitter.com/IlkayGuendogan/status/865647425188372480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sport1.de%2Ffussball%2Fbundesliga%2F2017%2F05%2Fbundesliga-ilkay-guendogan-staerkt-bibiana-steinhaus

>a turk defending women's rights

how tight does his wife have him by the balls?

>>76023959
rape bear

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>>76023992
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

>>76023802
not really a big bayern fan desu. würzburger kickers is my club but not much to celebrate there

>>76023992
stop posting your clickbait video you aids leaf

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>>76023714
literally how is this possible?

>>76024132
>calhanoglu
lel

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>>76023992
>dat laugh

>>76023219
>Europa League
>some teams are not even from europe

???

>Anton Bescheiden crying
;_;

Did Forsberg break the record?

>tfw I love Germany but she doesn't love me back
;__________;

>>76024330
nö

>>76024336
:*

>>76024330
No. He has 21 assists. The record is 22 from Kevin de Bruyne

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>>76024389
>>76024386
>i fell for their lies

>>76023992
I unironically and literally cant listen to this guy for longer than 2 seconds.

>>76024407
Ossis with the fake news

>>76024336
>I love a country that doesnt love me or maybe even hates me

>>76023852
TuT is the one I'm gonna miss the most

>>76024537
TuT is actually the only one I'm going to miss

>>76024568
Yeah that's what I wanted to say

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>>76024537
>>76024568

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>Führerweisung an die Schiedsrichter to keep HSV in the Bundesliga every year
>"why are we so shit internationally?"
German football, ladies and gentlemen

>>76024450
;_______________;
>>76024386
:3

>>76024593
>tfw one of those HUIIs might have been from me

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>TuT gone

RIP in peace, sweet prince.

>>76024537
>>76024568
who is TuT?

>>76024693
wow that's rich coming from a Suissy

>>76024819
Werder's goal horn

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What transfers are needed to make Bayern competitive for the CL?

>>76024693
if ze Führer wants it, it will be done

>>76024819
a royal overexited football commentator

>>76024872
2x center mids
1 very good striker

das ist alles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZE2q718hcI

buyern meisterfeier stream

>>76024872
Werner, Keita and Dembele

>>76024872
>Sanches
>Rudy as back-up
lamo

HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV HSV

/bundes/ customers absolutely B T F O by a real club

>>76024942
this

>>76024889

>royal

you mean aristocratic. he is no prince.

>>76024953
he's the fresh prince of my heart

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>>76024907
>>76024907
how is dis live when there are like 4000 cuts a minute and martin demichales is there and mullerwas still a cute

>>76024872
many

>>76024942
I would love to like Hamburg, but i really don't like their management.

>>76025011
bus still on the way to marienplatz

>>76024953
Actually he is a prince (Fürst)

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>>76025068
so they and you lied

God, I hate Americans almost as much as Hamburg players.

>>76025091
okay

>>76025099
tsundere

>>76025099
why?
>>76025101
this is not ok

>>76025099
SOOOOOOOOOOO MAD

>>76025116
Fuck off you fat clown.

also
>http://www.weltfussball.de/news/_n2752915_/dartpfeil-attacke-auf-jubelnde-leipziger/
>Traditions"fans"

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>elber shilling for würstchen uli

>>76025137
not an answer, this is /sp/ not kc btw :)

>>76024907
schweini :3`

>>76025074

its actually real, wow. /our/ prince. may he go in peace.

http://www.bild.de/sport/fussball/bayern-muenchen/goretzka-berater-bei-den-bayern-51802212.bild.html

>>76024942
You have to respect that HSV acknowledged that they are shit at buying players. Now they buy referees instead.

>Gigi speaking English
cute

>>76025198
>shit at buying players
Mathenia, Kostic and Waldschmidt decided this match

>>76025217
>inb4 some faggot reports you

Just made burger and fries

>>76025137
TIMO WERNER IST EIN HURENSOHN

>carlo in lederhosn

kek

>>76025244
did you grill it yourself?

I just found recently what a great burger sauce mixing ketchup, mayonese and mustard with a bit of sugar makes.

>>76025268
sport fan butthurt is pretty funny

>>76025217
can you post it?

>>76023959
https://streamable.com/7s9tl

>>76025295
Yes I did and that doesn't sound very good my dude. Just need some cheese, lettuce, tomato, mustard and onions.

http://fussballmachtspass.de/allgemein/thurn-und-taxis-abschied-interview/

;___________;

>>76025295
>sugar
use agave or honey desu.
or really get in touch with your inner whole foods and enjoy the natural sweetness of heirloom tomatoes.

>>76025358
try it, just a tiny bit. same amount of all three sauces, trust me. I got it from some cook.

>>76025313
ok, will do in about 20mins

>>76025348
>you have to take your hat off to their supporters as well

>>76025397
perhaps I will try it. I'll report back next time I make burgers. Corn on 'za is weird tobihannes

>>76025217
enjoy your pizza fatlord

>>76025438
>show up
>win title
>profit
it's like being a lyon fan in the mid 2000s.

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>>76025520
bist sauer

>those cringy interviews
ugh

>>76025532
no, i'm jealous

>>76025545
t. ginger

the tribute to xabi was cute tho

>>76025549
you're the manlet /fit/izen?

>>76025531
nothing wrong with supporting great clubs, but the statement implies that the supporters had something to do with bayern winning this season, and they also deserve credit for it.

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>>76023595

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>kuhglocken tobi

>>76025578
no, i'm a fellow fatlord.

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>dat pathetic amount of people at the marienplatz
>a couple of shitty flags they handed out to the tourists there
>no autokorso or anything anywhere to hear

kek

>>76025617
he says as he browses 4chan instead of joining the party and having some fun

>>76025597
how unfortunately civilized we've become. the initial reaction from cahill is like an animal bread to fear, followed by a more natural laugh.

>>76025582
it's fox. about what i expect from them. hard to believe wynalda played 2 seasons at bochum.

>lyon
>great club
not sure about that. i give them credit for not buying 7 titles.

>>76025617
are you from munich?

>snapchat glasses

the fuck is that

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>>76025670
Allows for the snap facial recognition software to be utilized on more people

>english commentary

>>76025643
I'd rather not spend any time with Buyern customers. Most of them are massive cunts. I've only ever met a handful of likeable proper fans.

>>76025667
Yes.

>this bayern song


(its actually kinda catchy)

FLOCKA

where is the beer. what is this shit

>>76025821
haram

ribery smug as fuck while carlo speaks

based Ribery
kek

>na, joshua weg

my sides

based ribery ll

slow down on the cocaine ribery

>not putting mics facing towards the audience

when will they learn?

ribery saving this shitshow

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here you go

>cheng in the audience

very nice

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kießling will never play again?

WIR SIND BESCHISSEN WORDEN!

way too little beer on that balcony

>>76026080
nice

>>76026126
so it seems

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>kalle not saying BESCHISSEN WORDEN

stopped watching desu

why are they letting uli and kalle speak? real mood killers

>>76026140
kek

>>76026080
not bad/10
>>76026126
i-i actually like him

>>76025137
Nice

>UPDATE

Aubameyang (31 goals)

Lewandowski (30 goals)

Modeste (25 goals)

>>76026356
wtf stream are you watching?

>>76025368
>Lahm
>Alonso
>Tiger
>TuT
>Drews

sad day

>>76026356
LEWA WURDE BESCHISSEN!

>>76026435
that assist in the injury time, doe

>>76026435
UNGEHEUERLICH

stop bullying Trap :(

Based Ancelotti trying to save this shitshow.

>Ancelotti singing

based italians

literally unironically the master race
i wish i was italian

i'd even take being french
anything but german

>>76026513
*executes you*

>>76026423
>watching footyball

>all these soulless customer fans

>danke, an die, die noch vorhaben, Bayern-Fans zu werden

disgusting

>>76026601
>golfsburg

>>76026625
lel who said that?

did anyone watch ZDF(thats Schlagershow there) just now? I zapped by, and it was really strange.

They suprised a 15 year old fan of some Schlagersänger, and had cameras installed in the livingroom. She was there with her aunt, and someone else plus Father/uncle infront of the tv. That cutie had her naked legs on the lap of the old guy, he was holding them, as she realized she is on national tv.

>>76026872
no

>>76026513
We know there's one Luigi on here posting under a German flag and overdoing the "nationalistic for parent's country, antinationalistic for country he lives in gimmick" and that it's probably you.

>tfw no 15yo cutie with hotpants on your lap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm2PWJiqBlE

>>76027063
I'm calling the cops pervo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oHLTCBAb_M

>golfsburg

>>76027252
I feel sorry for Gomez, he's a good guy, but his choice in clubs is atrocious.

>>76027252
Why didn't they get Verbeek if they wanted a Dutch meme?

>>76027375
at least he really gets love from Löw

>>76027375
agreed

>>76027409
>forgetting huub

>>76026794
stephan lehmann

>>76027536
he's a Sport1-Experte now

>>76027536
rare

Tante Käthe at Sportstudio

i have a can of HAMBURGER SV edition pringles do i crack em open lads?

>>76027825
throw them in the trash where they belong

>>76027825
post pics

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met erwin yesterday

t. pittsburger

>>76026872
Webm when? Also: What's your problem.

>>76027862
REF BTFO

#RESTPECT

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>>76027908
Just saw it

>>76027997
post link

>>76028069
It was on ZDF. She literally didn't have any space to put her legs to be honest. There were two women as well. So she obviously put her legs on the alpha male's crotch.

>not being in the /bundes/ voice chat right now

HSV is literally like me as a student. Actually they are a complete failure but they always somehow make it by doing only the least thats necessary.

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>>76028217
brudi

>>76028198
haha i know right what kind of antisocial loser would not be joining that party

>Helene Fischer on ZDF

She always reminds me of some pornstar but I can't quite put my finger on who it is...

>>76028631
Jasmine Jolie?

>>76027908
>>76028115
did you see it just now? An hour later? Or is it somewhere in the mediathek? I felt it looked a bit strange how she had her legs at that guys(father? uncle?) lap, and he was holding them.

Also, no space? She could have just put her feet on the ground, like everybody else.

>>76027908
my problem is that I dont have that girls legs on my crotch and that it seems socially acceptable that she had her legs on that old farts crotch.

Hello I am here now

>that intense atmosphere in hamburg
why do you hate them?

>>76029178
The Austrian had a nice analogy earlier. Imagine a turd you can't flush down, no matter what you do.

>>76029105
where were you? huh?

>>76029284
Drinking.

>HIV celebrate not getting relegated harder than Bayern celebrate winning the league
>Köln is celebrating getting into the EL as if they won the CL
must suck being a customer

>>76029259
Well it's not a food analogy but that's still pretty terrible.

>>76029259
still better than a sleeping pill that won't flush
mainz and wolfsburg will never have that hamburg feel

>>76029298
what kind of beer?

>>76028775
I saw it just before posting "I saw it". She was sitting in the audience and the moderator walked to her. Then they showed the leg situation.

>>76029332
The HIV scenes are absolutely ridiculous. Celebrating like that for not being 16th...

They celebrated like they won the tripple when they didn't go down against KSC thanks to refball. No wonder they are constantly down there.

Tuchel seems so nice, if only his autism wasn't holding him down

I forgot to say that the HAMBURGER SV edition pringles are pizza flavor

>>76029532
europa :)

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>>76029584
Man it was 25 years i was 5 then. Cant even really remember anything

Comfy feel today

geez hopp has a whiny voice

>>76029387
Störtebeker.

Going to watch my second live match this week tomorrow.
Again with food before, but this time in more humble surroundings, watching a game in the 2nd Division (3rd tier) relegation playoff. If we win, we'll crawl above the relegation line with two more games to go after tomorrow.

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>>76029658
r u really 30?

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>>76029739
Yup

I forgot to tell you, this Thirsday at the Brondby game I was sat literally right behind Kamil Wilczek. The Brondby bench was only a further two or three rows in front.

Uli looks fat again, should cut down on the würstchen and go back to prison to lose some weight

>>76029803
*Thursday

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>>76029762
and why are you posting on 4chan still?

also are you the anonymous with the tomatosuppe wife?q

>>76029810
https://youtu.be/yztx8qfoNu0

literally fc robben

>>76029843
Because i like to post withoit recognition.

Also i still look like 20.


And no i dunno who that tomatosoup guy is

Uli looks fat and drunk

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>>76029879
hot :)

>hummels
wow such joy

he sounds like he's holding back tears

have to relearn a bunch of math.

>>76029984
ok

what's 1+1????

>>76030056
Depends. Most of the time is two but when two single souls meet they form one :) or one rain drop with another makes 1 raindrop

:)

Man, the people in Köln seem so happy.

>>76030226
Is a good city. I'd be so happy there too.

>>76030246
gay

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>>76030335
don't be mean

>>76030103
holy shit, I have to relearn a bunch of math.

>>76030356
kek

>>76029443
wasnt that horny in a long time desu

>>76029843
Im 33. Why do I post here? because its comfy, fun and not stupid, and I like that mixture of sports-analysis and non-bullying shitposting.

Am I a failure at life because I still have interest in my club at 33?

>>76030754
*bullies you*

>>76030754
No

>>76030754
probably worse for someone to waste their youth here instead. its easier to understand being here in your 30s while everyone else you knew either turned into a normie or died.
then again if you spend your youth here, you spend your adult life here as well as it leads into the next.

based Rudi

>>76030881
>unironically saying normie
kys

>>76030945
thanks for your time.

>>76030945
die normie. Go clubbing with your "friends" or watch America's got talent.

>>76030754
R-Rindfleisch?

>>76031033
what?

>>76031059
hi :)

>>76030945
normies are an actual thing, though

>>76031182
hello

inshalla my brethren

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Hello I'm back
FUCK YES EFFZEH!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Next season should be interesting. I hope we don't do a Freiburg style league/EL fuck up.

>>76032067
how did that happen chrigel?

>>76032067
huh?

>>76032067
>I accidentaly the Bourgeoisie

>tfw swissbro is actually a bruderschaftsfag

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>>76032343

I have just returned from the gym

>>76032023
how was work hun?

>>76032625
Exhausting. But I went to a bar with a few colleagues after work and had a few beer, which was quite fun. How was your workout?

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>>76032860
you do dishes and such for a catholic organization correct? PS how much of the game did you get to see?

And workout was ok. Only did cardio today on account of me lifting a bunch yesterday. Legs are exhausted now tho.

ughhhhhhhhhhhh

>>76033006
what is wrong sweet cheeks?

>>76032946
yes.
most of the first half.
good

>>76033068
So has Koln any chance of keeping Modeste or will be be off?

>>76033171
They're probably going to sell him if the offer is right. Should be interesting to see who Schmadtke is going to sign as his sucessor and how they're going to improve the squad for international football next season.

played football the first time since long on thursday. Have really really sore muscles to the point that even walking is hard. Will this be the same when I play next week or is it that only that bad after the first time?

>>76033232
In order to stop being annoying I shall ask two last questions will timo horn stay too? And well, who are a few players you'd like to see in a koln jersey next year?
>>76033309
The first few times it will but soon it'll stop (so long as u keep fit in between games)

>>76033333
how do I keep fit in between games? There is no way I will be able to jogging with this aching. You mean taking my protein and magnesium?

>>76033395
You will feel better in two days time then go for a jog. You'll be sore again and so on. Ice and stretch my dude.

>>76033309
How old are you

>>76033516
very old

>>76033395
Is this the first time you have felt this sensation?

are you you literally 6 years old?

>>76033333
Today there was an interview with him in the local newspaper, where he stated that there are only a handfull clubs that really interest him and he don't see any of those clubs in need of a new goalkeeper this summer. So as it stands now there is a high chance that he's staying with the club.

If Wolfsburg goes down I would like to see Gerhardt back in the cologne jersey. Other than that it's hard to tell which transfers would be realistic because no one knows how much money the club will have in the summer.

>>76033674
don't be rude
>>76033694
i see. thanks pal.

>>76033616
not me
>>76033516
33, just started doing some sports again after few years of almost none.

When I lifted, of course I only had really sore mucles after the first time, then no problem. But with cardio, its hard for me to build up stamina somehow (hehe).