How would you have fought Iron Mike?

With a lot of teeps.

with a gun

By cowering on the floor until he's finished savagely beating me

attacking his fists directly with my face

with a rape charge

>be tall
>lots of straight jabs
>dont let him knock me out in the first round
thanks for the win, Mike!

USADA

>>76023027
He fought plenty of taller opponents who tried to keep him at a distance.

Just keep him away with my jab

>>76023081
thats why I said "dont get knocked out in the first round"

his neck is THICCCC

With a prosecutor

Feint the jab then slip under into a double leg

>>76022951

>>76023265
>dont let him knock me out in the first round

Way easier said that done

Left hook, get in close, lots of head movement

>>76022890
he always had a problem with boxers that clinched, either after or before throwing combinations. It would usually frustrate him and make him lose concentration. You can already see it in his olympic trials and it never went away during his career, even against lewis

with this is mind I would clinch his balls with both my hands and pull away in opposite directions like I was starting two lawn mowers. If he still wants to fight after that I concede defeat, do a 360º and go home

>>76023265
>just don't get hit and hit him instead
why are boxers such retards, did nobody think to do this at the time?

>>76023004
kek

don't drop the soap

>>76022890

before the fight starts i hold my hands on my waist, firmly standing in the big guy pose. that will intimidate him. i then win by avoiding his punches and wait until he is exhausted. very easy.

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Pull an inoki

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>>76022890
breaking his back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP_0BhCw2rg

>>76023265
>Don't get knocked out in the first round

how could this have gone unchecked throughout his carrer? How could the solution have been this easy, and gone unutilized?

>>76026412
because most of those who applied it got knocked out in the second round