/afl/ - bitchmond does it again edition

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who /dabloos/ here?

iggs desu

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>projectorvirgin
>only gimmick is shamelessly stolen
>supports a franchise that has won 0 (zero) premierships
>relentlessly samefags
>drumpfkin supporter who posts his /r/the_donald memes in alt-right /pol/ threads
>constantly seething due to short man syndrome

you will never be this pathetic

Fuck Lou Richards

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No excuses if we lose Dreamtime next week

Fuck off umps, pies getting it hard

Lions could have burried crows in the first. Will lose due to poor kicking.

hope pies fans at the game start a sack Buckley chant

>Collingwood

me
>>76015149

BUXIT

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HEAVE HO UNNA

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HAWKS lads


Buckley on sack watch

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>>76018093
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>>76018145
>9 unique australian IPs

Collingwood are complete fucking garbage

Pies are fucking pathetic. Last 2 digits is how may days Buckley will last

>>76018151
what's fred?

>>76018154
Make it 10.

>>76018154
unless you're alexandra stan, ilinca from eurovision or INNA, never reply to me again thanks Romania

>>76018115
Couldn't you have picked a less retarded poster to obsess over?

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

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>>76018164
>16

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>>76018159

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>Megpis

>>76018173
not possible

COLLINGWOOD GOT A POINT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I hope Hawks still manage to lose somehow, would be choke of the week

>>76017978
Do you know what his youtube channel is called? I remember he had some lolworthy videos posted

>>76018187
kek fair cop

>>76018193
>choke of the week
Already happened lad. Bitchmond back to back.

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>>76018177

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>this game

>>76018229
KEK
was hoping someone caught that.

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>>76018198
I just checked and his account has been closed.

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Holy shit, Brisbane won a quarter. Adelaide are cooked.

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>he doesn't bully both projectorvirgin and reality cunt

>>76018241
>no hoverhand
Alpha as fuck

fucking cunts don't have AFL on 7live the fucks

>>76018241
arr fuck

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Who /positive win:loss/ here?

>>76018241
Found this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az9UpjRgl7o

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>>76018271
Only positive of the weekend tbqh

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>>76018275
kek

100+ loss to the Hawks = Buckley gone?

Come on Lions, you got this.

>>76018301
thanks

I feel bad for Howe, good player stuck in shit teams

>>76018287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cpgn6jlSOfE

Classic

Fuck off betts fuckin boong

>>76018318
kek this is true autism

I'd fuck eddies wife, do you think she cucks him?

>>>/pol/

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sporting social media is always so embarrassing

WHY. DOES. EVERYTHING. ALWAYS. HAVE. TO. BE. WRITTEN. LIKE. THIS?

>>76018339
Eddie cucks her. He's a well known coke head who hits on anything female when he goes to clubs.

>>76018339
of course, she's probably done the whole Magpie roster, Bucks included

>>76018349

So she must be looking for a man who will treat her right then

>>76018345
club social media is run by 19yo girls

>>76018318
check out the top comment on this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKkocR0bZ-s

Why are the lions so incapable of scoring goals?

pies are going to win this comfortably.

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Reminder

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pls no bully tomorrow iggs

>>76018494
kek

>>76018475
Pls no

I want to have sex with a girl so bad but I'd be too anxious to see a prostitute.

Should I just kill myself?

>>76018494
I was there too, happily booing the cunt.

Last year I tried to get a giant syringe into the ground but security took it off me, the cunts

Game is at docklands too and the iggs aren't shit there.

>>76018517
Rape-suicide

>>76018464
Behinds are the new meta.

>>76018303
Thanks for nothing.

>>76018517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9iBclJSsG8

Who's going to be the new Collingwood coach lads?

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we're in the middle of whoop whoop, yep, right up by ship creek

>>76018539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJiNC3a9W-4

>>76018560
Brett Ratten

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>3 consecutive losses by under a goal list
>Richmond Top 2 spots

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>>76018568

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>>76018572
>this is my fetish

Richmond worked themselves into a shoot

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>4.11
>11.5

kek Eddie's wife's son really doesn't want to be there

>Hawks are going to lose after leading by 50
Bigger choke than Richmond, desu.,

Bet on Elliott to score 3+ goals, can't lose now that Pies will scrape by this match

walkGOD

>>76018829
back to your containment general, sean

>>76018838
hows jb treating you walkie?

>Hawkroaches

Fucking hell >we are cooked

>hawks

>>76018813
Bet on Kennedy to kick 3 (or 4?) goals a few weeks back. He had 12 shots at goal. Couldn't lose.

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How much more popular would the AFLW be if their outfits looked like this?

>>76018929
BRAAAAP

>>76018929
Wouldn't be allowed to be broadcast. At the bottom of packs players stick fingers everywhere, in that sort of uniform it'd get actual penetration and be too lewd.

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>they fell for the hawthorne meme

Pies will lose desu. Same thing happened against Melbourne

>>76018929
it'd be less popular. 90% of the players are fridge-mode diesel dykes

>>76018929

Someone in the know, Do the AFLW fuck all the men's players?

>>76018956
what about all the other times?>>76018475

On a positive note for Hawthorn, at least Vickery is looking dangerous.

hawthorn wtf are you cunts doing?

we want the #1 draft pick and buckley sacked

- yours sincerely a collingwood supporter who wants to play finals again

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>>76018960
there all dykes m8

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Hawthorn would've won if Cyril was playing.

With them being 40+ up he would've started to ski, collected at least 13 possessions and kicking 2 goals.

CROWS PROVEN AGAIN

>>76019002
Men BTFO

>Cousins, Kerr and Judd combined only had 1 40+ disposal game

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>tfw no cheeky australian gf to shitpost with

Who would willingly marry Betts? Also why are his wife's kids white?

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>>76019015
>emily sears

Essendon v West Coast
Who should I bet on?

>>76019022
because even """""proud""""" aboriginal """""men""""" don't want to be with a filthy abo """""woman"""""

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>>76019035
now I finally understand why you kept calling me straffo

>>76019039
iggs by less than 39

game is at docklands, not the G

>>76019039
it's not at the g, so iggs

p-please win pies

>>76018920
Now now

All the better if Pies actually win now

>>76018960
one of my teammates fucked a freo women's player about a month ago. gave one bloke a handy in the tray of a ute and slept with the other bloke once they got home kek

hawthorn should call them poorform lmfao

>>76019092
>things that never happened

>>76019099
100% happened, was the night of their players awards, all went out clubbing and so did all our players

>THE SHITTY SUBURB OF HAWTHORN

>>76019094
Gave me a genuine giggle la

>seven points in an entire half
>hawfailure

>Up 37 points to fuck all
>Lose by 13 points
KEK
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>76019109
>clubbing
>utes
Yeah nah

who seriously meme '''title contender''' here?

>54-7 after HT

>>76019147
>he has never gone outside
or
>he is too underaged to go out on a night with the boys and shag a sheila in the back of a ute

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>not even making the list

>>76019152
There are no title contenders this year. It will be the first premiershipless season.

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How the fuck did the Dee's actually lose to this side fuck me

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>>76019039
It'll be a close one, I expect the Weagles will win, but it could go either way. They are nearly evenly matched on the stats sheet.

>>76019147
>Freo aka. Perth
>Ute
Story checks out.

>>76019173
>trying this hard
kek you should've said you were at a backyard party mate

Hawthorn getting umpballed hard.

who 5/5 here?

Bitchality Cuçk need not apply.

>>76019147
bloke doesn't drink so drives us everywhere, obviously not enough room in the car so improvised.

>he's never been one of the boys

>2017 virgin

dubs and I go and buy a double cheeseburger

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Please learn me on this jewel of Australian sports culture.

>>76019194
wasn't even me lad, just admit you've never ventured further then the maccas 10 minutes from your mums house mate

>>76019209
starschokelol

>hawthorn

WEW LAD

Get fucked Hodge

kek Hodge has lost his mind

>>76019209
>Perth Scorchers
>Brad Hogg
>KFC bucket headwear
>Fireworks on field
>Perth Scorchers

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>>76019209

HAHAHAHAHA HODGE YOU HACK LMAO

give it up son you're finished

hodge the downhill skiier

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>>76019234
>>76019228
>>76019227
HAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED HAWTHORNE

Nice little sperg out Hodge you fucking bitch, hey Hodge, look at the score mate.

>pic related, it's you

>>76019228
he should've gotten a free mate, adams went down as easy as straffos sister

>>76019197
>clubbing
>finding a carpark in the city
Ok mate did you also find $50?

APOLOGIZE

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>>76019248
>straffo's most hated person ever (warney) fucks his oneitis (emily sears)
>still lives at home and has to listen to his sister's getting fucked through the paper-thin walls

tbf that is a ridiculous amount of swing and a ball pitched that short rarely stays low enough to hit the stumps

>>76014931
Hope you cashed out m8

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>tom mitchell got 50 disposals
Talk about a no impact player, Pendlebury got 36 and was by far BOG

>>76019287
finished on 49 m8

was about to get the 1-2 but the siren beat him

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>43 point lead and we end up losing
back to the dark ages

>>76019277
Add it to the list
>itkeepshappening

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cheeky tenner has no right being this nerve wrecking, looks like no dumpster diving for me this week anyway, fresh bread for weeks

>>76019300
shall we add this year to the list of years st cuckda don't win a flag?

pathetic preformance today from a pathetic club.

>>76019287
>>76019296
he did get it

>>76019296
They gave him the 50

>>76019317
This year will go in their "Years we didn't win the spoon" cabinet

>>76019317
Lmao why are you so angry? I've already said Saints were shit.

You're lucky that Basedbane are so shit. Thanks for the number 2 draft pick.

Who did reality check tip this week lads?

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>>76019300
>tfw

>>76019258
>in the city

it was metros freo mate, keep trying to pick holes just making yourself even more embarrassed

>>76019345
>>76001220
3/4

>>76019277

cheers m8 I needed something to set my watch to.

>>76019313
>pays 4.01
>puts a tenner on it
why even fucking bother mate?

>>76019342
Not a hawk.

>>76019345
the losers

0/9 beckons again

who /4/4today/ here?

OFFICIAL CORRECT TIPS FOR TOMORROW

WCE
NORF
FREO

>>76019392
not bitchality chink

>>76019365
Ah I tippee the same.

Great minds think alike

Tom Mitchell to miss at least a week with leather poisoning.

>>76019372
Because I'm not rich, tenners are pretty high up for me

>>76019313
Ive literally and objectively given up with betting on this season. Just throwing money away given the upsets

>>76019359
Righto mate tell us more about how all your mates except you fiddled around with some slags. Can't wait to hear what else you bad boys get up to on a lazy Saturday night, absolute mad men

>>76019287
>>76019296
What would Sam Mitchell have done with 50 possessions?

>>76019352

>including an Essendon-Adelaide game

For what purpose?

>>76019423
t. facebook afl maymays

>>76019352
please put us out of our misery

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>>76019442

>>76019430
not sure what your issue is now mate? have you never gone out on the weekend? never hooked up with some rando from the clubs? bit sad desu

>>76019427
>I'm not rich
>gambles

smart man

>>76019427
>Because I'm not rich
and you never will be with that attitude

>>76019450
good fucking riddance, don't enter the top 8 for the next 4 years please.

>>76019470

> have you never gone out on the weekend? never hooked up with some rando from the clubs?

wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

>>76019471
Thanks m8

>>76019475
Well with the rebuild we're having, it'll be something around there.

who's gonna have a cheeky wank over the female umpire tomorrow?

more like pack of dartsy moore lmao what is that voice

>>76019497
*raises spork*

>>76019494
fuck off you dog cunts since you have won 4 premierships in 9 years, you can stay cellar dwellers for the next 10 years.

>>76019427
>Gambling
>Not buying an investment property
You're never going to be rich, mate.

>>76019442

>you in charge of basic reading comprehension

>>76019521
Nah, we're no richmond, blues or saints.

>>76019521
Literally not how it works, teams who win 4 flags that close together are set up to bounce back quickly. It's the poorly managed clubs that are one and done for their """era"""

>>76019526
>just buy an investment property with your 10 bucks bro

>>76019538
>>76019494

can't wait until clarko walks out on you lot to go coach the GC

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>>76019450
THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE

>>76019542
>brisbane

>>76018161
>>76018153
>>76018180
>>76018186
>>76018229


kek i thought they did pretty gud.

>although i wrote this game off giving collingwood shit in the first quarter hardcore.

>>76019526
>he fell for the property meme
kek
enjoy the coming crash m80

>>76019549
nah, probably GWS. Can't see Cameron being a premiership coach.

>>76019554
>tfw cuckbourne voted in favour of cucking itself
tragic team.

>>76019564
Gifted a GOAT team by the merger mate, piss poor rebuttal

>>76019542
Hawthorn won 4 in a row due to the compromised draft. All their talent is ageing and their youth is shit.

Their rebuild is also hampered by their trading away draft picks. At least once their 10 year rebuild is finished they'll have cheated enough priority picks to maybe draft another Buddy + Roughead.

>>76019580
>cucking itself

It would be cucking themselves if they voted in favor of becoming the Hawthorne Demons, they voted for a chance for a final

>>76019598
>being this booty blasted by hawthorn's success
granted their fans are shocking, but their success is impressive

smart management of a club, other clubs should really watch how they did it.

>>76019626
They voted in favour of merging their club with another. Simply in favour of eradicating their club.

Who now remembers Fitzroy? No one.

>>76019651
I remember Fitzroy, they were shit

>>76019651

Vast majority of this thread isn't old enough to have seen Fitzroy play. You'd have to be 25 minimum.

>>76019629
>it's a projectorvirgin gets triggered by hawthorn post

>>76019676
I'm 25 and I don't remember them playing.

I'd go with 30.

>>76019676
I'm 26 and I had a Fitzroy sticker on my mirror cabinet thing

>>76019676
Exactly.

In 20 years time, no one would have remembered Melbourne Demons.

>>76019629
>smart management of a club, other clubs should really watch how they did it.
Tank for a number of years for priority picks
Use those to get some of the best forward/mids around (Hodge, Roughead (with Franklin and Lewis also taken in the Roughead draft before pick 7))..
Abuse drugs.
Cheat.

Sounds like a great plan for success. I think Melbourne tried the tanking part of that a number of years back. Essendon the drug part.

It's actually pathetic that the most dominant personality of /afl/ is a pserson who doesn;t evene know 4chan exists

>>76019580
>Melbourne voting to end itself

No wonder that depression poster went around

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>>76019729
>doesn't even know 4chan exists

>>76019707
to be fair nobody really remembers them now either

>>76019709
>tanking
>drug abuse
>cheat

fuck me mate did clarko bang ya missus?

>>76019749
Demons are having are decent season and basically you're a fucking idiot

>>76019749
>Tanking
You don't get priority picks for just being shit.
>Drug abuse
Injunction.
>Cheat
Rushed behind.

Also, >trading for Vickery and O'Meara.

>Soccer season ended and I have to watch this shit

shaking my head tbqh

>>76019748
>gets absolutely BTFO by STRAFFGOD
>y-you fat f-fuck!

>>76019767
wew lad

>>76019795

t. Straffo

>>76019442
wew, embarrassing
e
w

>>76019811
t. saxon

>>76019831

Not Saxon but that's a compliment, Saxon was based

>>76019840
righto saxon

>>76019840
Saxon was a fuckwit with an inferiority complex that could only take pride in being a pasty cunt in a basement

>>76019877
t. straffo

>>76019877

t.walkcunt

Even though the Hawks 6-7 goal lead choke was a big laugh, the Tigers getting cucked from a win in the last minute yet again takes the cake.

Who 4/5 tips

>>76019831
>>76019893
Absolute madman. What's your end game?

>>76019905

t. matt

You have no idea what my endgame is

Anyone who has posted here in the last hour should feel very ashamed of their behavior

>>76020114
t. saxon

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Turns out it was Collingwood who only had to play for 60% of the game.

Didn't think I'd ever be happy to see the Pies win.

>Tom Mitchell
>50 disposals


>300 meters gained

>>76020345
lol for real? Brad Hill gained over a kilometre for the dockers the other week off just 20 kicks.

>>76020379
Tom Mitchell is shit

That's the conclusion. With his most disposals, he ended up with his average meters gained.

So glad Treloar gave him shit for it.

Reading the brisbane lions fb page is so depressing

>>76020495
I think he is a plant after watching tonight's game.

By half time I realised I was wrong and that Hawthorn should objectively win the game.

However Mitchell was the reaaon Collingwood got back in it. His disposals seemed to deliberately put his teammates under pressure or he just blatantly handed it to the opposition. His games have been a little bit sussso far but all the drama thar unfolded with the collingwood faithful burying their heads in their hands confirmed it for me. This game was rigged to the max and I take no pride in tipping the winner.

Collingwood are Big Baller Brand material

shit sport desu

>>76019676
I remember Fitzroy.

I also remember games where they were rigged out of winning. Everyone in this thread is too young to remember, but despite their financial problems that team was very competitive. They were rigged out of many games they should have won during the early 90s.

The AFL through up a false flag with the proposed merger of North and Fitzroy. All the plebs argued that the team would be too good and dominate the competition. What they didn't realise was that Brisbane had a very solid young list of their own, and the threepeat was inevitable when the merger occurred.

kek this thread
pathetic

Iggles
Melbin
Freo

Get around me lads.

>gAyFagLel

>>76019287
Loved the bants from Treloar

>>76027325
pretty rich coming from him

>>76019790
t. Constantinos Koratzopoulos

This bread is old a stale.
>>76034090
>>76034090
Fresh Bread for the day.

>>76034920
>starting a new thread after 242 posts early

This is going to be the most norf game in history, I can feel it

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(You)

Reality cunt is a virgin dog lmao

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