Betting

>>76017067

yes, save your money you degenerate loser.

>>76017101
Fpbp

>>76017101
>a spaniard giving advise on economics

>>76017208

>says the guy who has no gold thanks to a Spaniard

>>76017220
the gold was in peru and boliva m8

jokes on you, the gold we have is getting currently stolen by barrick gold, not by the spanish crown

>>76017229

liar liar pants on fire

>>76017067
Finland to win Sweden in ice hockey
Would put all my money in it to be honest

Yeah, get your shit together.

>>76017253
and Russia to beat Canada

>>76017253

Don't see it except their good performance against USA. Let's see :

Gk : sweden by far
Def : sweden by far
Attack : arguably equal but the top scorer of either is swede

Honestly cheering for Finns but I'd bet on Swedes.

Argentina to defeat England by +2 goals

>>76017067
bet everything on cleveland to win the nba championship

Del Poo will win

>>76017322
i bet on 3:1 correct score, Argentina to win

Crystal Palace to beat Man Utd. Man Utd have the Europa cup final midweek and Mou is picking kids. Palace also could jump as high as 11th if they win this game and the players and manager will be very keen on making as much prize money as they can and will be up for this

>>76017524
RIP

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>>76017067
lel

where were you when /bet/ was kill

>>76018200
It's still alive they just have a discord group to circlejerk in

Anyone want a discord invite?

>>76018221
I'm glad they fucked off. /bet/ wasn't fun anymore near the end.

discord is the cancer killing 4chan tbqh

>>76018200

this is the /betting/ era now

Daniel Dubois to win in round 1 vs David Howe (boxing) at 1.80 on Ladbrokes and Coral. Or if you want to play it safe back round 2 at 4.00 (betfair, skybet) as well, no way it doesn't end in 2 rounds.

Howe is a chinny, tall David Price knock off who was stopped by David Allen in round 2 and Dubois has won his first 2 fights with an early knockout. David Howe will probably try to jab at range but he knows he's there to get stopped. Fight is scheduled for 4 rounds and is on BT Sport.

>>76018259
Yes pls

Some old /bet/ stories I wrote

As my bet draws to a close I begin to shake, a cash out value of thirty six pence is being offered as pity for the impending early stroke I will have due to gambling. A single tear rolls down my withered cheek, I know what must be done. I briskly exit the house, passing my wife's son in the hallway. I enter my 2006 Renault megane, insert the key into the ignition and drive off not buckling my seatbelt as there is no need for it today. I'm heading toward the coast, where I will soon become surrounded by the crashing waves.

I arrive, I take a moment to reflect on my life. All the errors leading up to this, the brisk times of happiness, my wife and her son. I put the car into gear and head towards the edge of coast, crashing through the barrier I land in the ocean. At the last minute I check my phone to look at my bets, I see that the last one has been voided and I have had my money returned to me. A smile begins to appear on my tired face as water slowly fills the car.

Janis killed /bet/

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Never forget UCD Waves

>>76019172
Never forget UWI Blackbirds, 14-0 at half time

bet discord invite plz

>>76019439
don't ever talk to me or my service users ever again

Never forget the USVI fiasco.
Never forget CSL, especually DA BURLS.

>>76018283
this tbqh

>>76017067
Yeah, don't bet you fucking degenerate.

>>76020015
>>76018283
profit>fun

>>76020072
If you're a degenerate.

>>76020072
ye ye keep jerking Euans dick

>>76017559
>will be up for this

tears

>>76020103
>>76020101
>I don't like making hundreds a day from the comfort of my home

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>>76020119
>(You)

>>76018283
this. the circlewank over all those facebook nonces was unbearable.

Any other brit bros betting on the election?

/pol/ don't care, missing out on easy money.

>Lose hundreds of yuros on bets
>Win €50 once
>SEE I TOLD YOU BETTING PAYS OFF, IM FUUKKGGINCCG RICHH BRAH
This is your future, OP.

>>76020205
who's going to win then? I feel like literally everyone hates the tories but the fact the tory-owned media is pushing CORBYN ISNT A LEADER might end up working

>>76020205
Cheeky on labour win

>>76020205
i lost 2k on brexit and another 2k on the amerifat election

didnt really care who won, just went with what the bet bros predicted

never again

>>76020290
>trusting J-ve

>>76020251
Tories obviously, money is in the constituency votes.

>>76020290
Funny, I lost 500 on Brexit and won 500 on T R U M P.

>>76020205
Not brit but I'll definitely vote. Pretty much confirmed easy landslide win for conservatives.

Sacramento Republic FC vs Tulsa Roughnecks. Sacramento 0 Asian 1.87 Bet Victor

>>76024481
ON SMEDIUM

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Well lads, it's finally happened. karma caught up to me. lost $30k last night. I'm down to my last $1000. Please give me a good bet /bet/. You're my last hope.

>>76027801
what did you do lad

i lost £500 the other week which is a fucking huge amount for me

>>76019172
3 years ago ffs, and I'm still sat in the same chair.

Anyone got an invite to the discord?

>>76018943
Did the family know the password of the hero in this piece? I don't think the company is going to send the money to the wife's account unless she is aware of it.

>>76018943
textual kino
I miss /bet/ so much

>>76027823
lost it all on NHL and e-sports. Fucking last second goals and unbelievable comebacks.

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

>>76028487
On Russia as well, Canalad?

SMEDLARGE on Warriors spread

Who wants a discord invite?

>>76028566
me

>he still bets in 2017

Smh

>>76028566
i do not wish to be included in the discord group. please remove me.

Reno vs Seattle Sounders. Reno 0 Asian

>>76028487

Fraud Knight

Lyngby at 3.80 to win over Copenhagen

I do have a method to consistently generate a positive return, but if I told anyone the opportunity to do it would go away.

I do daily bets during the downtime at my job and I can usually generate about a 10% return per month. I only put in $100 to start and I'm up to $250 after making hundreds of bets.

get in here

https://gaming.youtube.com/ice_poseidon/live

>>76032146
BIG BOY
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>>76032146
how much time do you spend on this activity

>>76032146
Scale up bro

>>76032927
Like half an hour a day tops

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>>76032927
State your age, how many hours per week you spend gambling, and your career gambling profit.

>29
>minimum 40 hours per week
>$652,454.52 CAD

Yesterday Hoffenheim lost my bet by not scoring a single goal against fucking Augsburg.

I want to get it back, lads...

since when is /bet/ kill

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>>76017067

>>76041068
Throw the house on Düsseldorf-Aue X.
Both need only a draw to survive relegation.

>>76035045
let me show you the dance of my people.webm

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>>76017067
Keep on betting.

>>76041291
Simce the UK's EU referendum vote.

>>76041334
>betting on 96 slip

hahaha they are going to get BORO'd

>>76041847

>Ireland

pedo potato shit hole, lmao

>>76041847
Is that you LC?

>>76019172
Never forget Dolphins United

lay intah, back juwe, halal uefalona

put house, dog, wife, children

1. USVI, and the pre-game hype
2. UCD Waves
3. Dainava winning 2-0 after losing 17 consecutive games
4. Jordan slags v Palestine
5. When /bet/ thought they could beat the bookies by listening to the radio
6. Kartepe
7. 2-1 £250 guy
8. Oviedo donating 4k to himself
9. Happy Valley Reserves
10. /night bet/

49. Failed Kasimpasa fix
50. Funny gimmicks
51. SP losing 23 bets in a row
52. Failed CSL fix
53. Da Burls
54. That Independiente Medellin game
55. Maple going mad
56. SP's Man U tip
57. Curious Carlos
58. Brownlock 2014
59. Boston Breakers youtube banter

9001. The end of spreadsheet days
9002. >'fixes'
9003. Al Hilal Riyadh u23
9004. Sarajevo
9005. Aaland Slags
9006. That Breidablik slags game

9000000. Shit gimmicks
900000000. Unironically spamming 'tears'
90000000000000000. /wc bet/

>>76041334
What are the returns?

Does anyone remember when we all bet on like a Caribbean u18s womens tournament that was being played on a cricket pitch while awfully streamed on ustream with a Jamaican sounding commentator. I remember we accidentally ended up crashing the odds with the amount being bet on one team that most of us could just cash out before the match had started with some nice profit.

>>76017067
Valencia at 3.20 the money at home is a steal

>>76041950
USVI was the GOAT /bet/ event

Lads lumping massive sums and watching it all fall apart on some obscure stream

Who / ~3 Euro/Dollar stake 14 bet acca every weekend/ here?

Just went a tripple on Stuttgart, 1860 and kaiserzlatan.. how fucked am i?

>>76041358
>mfw im just net plus on the betting kike after playing for 4ish years (had breaks, smaller sums at times and larger other times) and building my stack slowly from a small deposit rn

ALLWAYS DEPOSIT MINIMUM AMOUNT YOU GOYS. Deposited weeks ago and it is still going

>>76018259
gib dicksword pls

>>76017067
put a little on palace

Zverev will win

>>76017067
don't call it /bet/ and people will post on it

>>76043142

Yeah the /bet/ brand has been poisoned by screeching autists. Thankfully they're all in the social simulator now so the new era of /freemoney/ can begin

>>76018690

Won

>>76024481

Won

>>76029427

Won

>>76031878
did anybody take my advice? lyngby won 3-1

>>76041950
Fucking Dainava.
And some people were on BTTS: no on that and won anyway.

>>76041950
>Breidablik slags
ahh the memories

>/bet/ poker is dead
These feels I do not want to feel.

Want me to drop another invite?

>>76024481
>>76029427
Delete these now

>>76024481
>>76029427
Hello jube

>>76041950
Reminder USVI finished 0-0 and flopped more than a wet turd. Not a worthy #1

>>76043657
>>76043674
>autists angry their secret bet club is leaking

>>76043685
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>76043685
Hello Dangerman

>>76043704
smug frog.jpg

>>76043708
don't man me please

Who has a decent enough gimmick to deserve a discord invite?

>>76043704
>>76043803
wtb?

>>76043704
Would love to find you in Bamboo and heem you, you little runt.

>>76044125
Would love to buy you a VK

>>76044189
Half coke for me pal

>>76043936
I'm smed on USC Landhaus slags +1.25 @2.
KO in 10

BT finished his dissertation yet?

>>76043680
If you don't think USVI was the best /bet/ moment then you should kys.

>>76044721

UDC slags was by far

>>76044753
>UDC

>>76044753
UCD was was definitely 2nd but there was slightly less hype and a lot of people not on, USVI had so much buildup and massive shitposting plus based as fuck commentator on the stream so it was memetastic.
UCD was just a great tip with people up sums, USVI was great fun for a solid few days and the thread was insanely active during the match. Pretty sure we killed a whole thread during the match.
Not to mention the aftermath of Oviedo loaning himself money which tied directly in.

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>>76041334
>this delusion
holy kek

have 5 kunas on NK Dinamo Zagreb

Let's get an invite to the discord, lads. I was here for the days of Oil and Uni ffs.

Reminder that SP is Daniel Gould

>>76045798
Then how have you missed the literally dozens of invites that have been posted over the last few months?

>>76045798
https://discord.gg/jrM3eV

Cant say no to a /bet/ veteran tbqh

Let me speak.

>just back from a year travelling the world and shagging birds on 3 continents
>everyone is still here penny punting on william hill

tears!

>>76046872

Everyone on /bet/ on the last day of the season lets their hair down and is a mug for the day pal

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Wat do lads?

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Excellent day trading and the French Open starts tomorrow

TPK +0.5 such a WORLD bet

>>76048162

HOLD

gimmick power rankings where

>>76048425
It's now @464

Got a sneaky feeling that Malagasy may manage a draw and/or inter will fuck me over. Seeing as the lazio inter game starts during half-time of the barca and real games, if both teams are winning and they offer 800, do I take?

reminder to pack it all up and save your money until eurovision next year

>>76046872
Post pics

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Let's get this started

http://www.strawpoll.me/13013130

>>76048934
A lot of effort

>>76049017
there is no excuse for not being at least 5k up from my eurovision tips alone

>>76049286
What did you predict there?

>>76049360
biggest wins were Portugal @19 and a reback @10

AbsolutelyRekt more like AbsolutelyDire

>>76017524
ayy

>>76049286
You on for Lisbon next year? Me, Gavster and the six figure man are going to be smashing the markets all day and smashing some arses all night.

>>76048765
Madrid only need a draw

>>76049388
Nice one. My best bet was @8.8 this year.

>>76049483
wasnt Gavster smacking Italy at odds on? kek

see you there anyway lid, just booked the hotel

>>76049704
Gavster is a sad little 40 year old aftertiming wageslave fraud

>>76049765
agree desu
>ooh look at me I backed italy @35 by the way lads

Was /bet/ disbanded or something? I was a regular like 2 years ago, is it still a thing?