Penguins vs Senators game 4 thread 2

1st for Pons win 4-1

Pens win, I win $50.

Sens win, I win.

It's a good guys win episode feels gud mang

Pens

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron.

What part of Pittsburgh you lads from?
Bloomfield reporting in

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>BLOCK

>>76012132
THE

>>76012131
morningside faggot what's up

Odds checker
Kippers is a girl - 10/1
Kippers is an asian guy - 3/2
Kippers is a white guy with yellow fever - 1/1

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>>76012131
Highland Park lad

Crosby's voice is so cute but his face is so ugly.

His jaw is all sorts of fucked up from all that puck in the face, mumps, and elbows.

Not gonna lie, former Pens fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching the Pens crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this team get the Stanley Cup codes

>>76012156
Fat faggot -100000000

>>76012131
Socal here my friend!

>>76012152
GODDAMN

>>76012173
Punished Crosby

A GOAT betrayed by his league

>>76012156
000000000000000000.1/1 black guy with a big black dick that's so big it's a hockey stick and can rip slapshots at 10000000mph

>>76012173
>Crosby
>ugly

Kek chinks really have no sense of aesthetics, and shouldnt be commenting on other's appearance anyway

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>>76012173
>crosby
>ugly

You need to open your gook eyes

>>76012131
yinzer scum
how do you guys even look at yourselves in the mirror
terrible human beings

>>76012185
I hope this meme never dies

>>76012185
Pens confirmed repeat. Trump confirmed second term

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>>76012173
Even before that he's always had those weird fishlips.

>>76012216
nobody will bet on that

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>>76012208
>>76012208
P U C K
U
C
K

>MUH DISABLED PEOPLE

lmao who cares

>>76012228
Fem Crosby looks like she'd order an appletini and send it back

>>76012228
old Crosby look like Gary Johnson

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CROSBY USED TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

>>76012228
Cindy Crosby looks like the office assistant who sends out mass emails to the whole floor when there's danishes in the lunchroom.
And she demands those "message received" tokens when you read her emails.
And she gets incredibly excitable when someone brings a baby to the office, even though she's childless in her early 30s.
But she's got a nice big ass.

>>76012267
>all those medals

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>>76012131

Mt. Washington here bud.

>>76012279
Spotted the edgy cunt

>>76012293
What... is McGayKid?

>>76012131

Cranberry, so I'm more like one of those assholes outside of Pittsburgh in the heavily white neighborhoods where are state Representative is a borderline white nationalist

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>GARY

Stan Lee goodguy/badguy list. Pls r8

Pens/Preds = Empire/Rebellion
Pens/Ducks = Syracuse Bulldogs/Charlestown Chiefs

Sens/Preds = First Order/Finn and the gang
Sens/Ducks = Hawks/Mighty Ducks

>>76012131
Slippery Rock, reporting from the harsh kinda-north

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>>76012314
>Cindy Crosby looks like the office assistant who sends out mass emails to the whole floor when there's danishes in the lunchroom.

Sounds pretty based

>>76012131
Regent Square

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>>76012228

>5 defensemen

Yeah pens are definitely blowing this in the final minutes

>>76012292
lol that's totally me. I order food/drinks and send it back (not both, of course) so I could get a new one even though it's half finished.

>>76012041
only oldfags

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Anyone got a good HD stream of this shit.

Preferably one that isn't Canadacuck station, that's literally all I can find on my normal go-to site. I need to hear SCAAAAARRRRRRR!

Maybe the Pens goalie wouldn't have to be a fucking miracle worker if defense woke the fuck up every once in a while

We've just benefited from an incredibly aggressive offense tonight

>>76012393
https://www.reddit.com/r/NHLStreams/

>>76012372
and since youre a gook, even after doing all of that cunty shit you still only tip 5% or less.

>>76012369
Ceci is on the ice, though.

>>76012335
>borderline white nationalist
Who the fuck would that be?

>>76012357
>Oh my god Amanda they have danishes in the lunchroom
>What? Yeah I haven't checked yet but I think they have... strawberry... cherry.... custard.... and chocolate
>They better have chocolate! I need my chocolate fix for the day LOL
>Come on, I have a tupperware from lunch, I'm just going to load them all in there and eat them by myself tonight, god I'm such a loser, just going to watch Netflix and eat like fifty danishes

Scoreless period plz. Boucher trap it up

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>>76012327

>>76012393
lemonparty.org
don't spread it and get it shutdown tho faggot

HAG GOD

>>76012416
Tipping is fucking retarded, you're getting paid minimum wage in Canada, not like in the US.

Not like getting paid minimum wage? Get a better job. I don't tip McDonalds employees.

As an outside observer, I have no idea what the fuck to do in this series
>root for the fucking penguins
>root for canada
This is lose-lose

>>76012335
Cranberry is ok with me, I used to work there and it was pretty nice going opposite traffic

>>76012452
Pens lose then sens lose in cup finals

>>76012425
ya boi Mike Kelly, the absolute madman who sold cars his whole life as part of a 5th dimmensional chess game so that when it came time to run for the house his name would be on half of the district's license plates.

the absolute madman

>>76012452
root for Canada
Sens will lose to preds/ducks anyways so might as well

>>76012438
>fem McDykeKid

That actually looks like a lesbian I know. kinda looks like a blonde Ellen Page, too.

>>76012445
i only tip at places i frequent, i don't give a fuck

>>76012445
yeah, you're a fucking cunt. i used to spit in the drinks of all gooks like yourself when i was a waiter

>>76012476
How is he a borderline white nationalist? I should probably pay more attention to local politics

>>76012496
2nded
Also if you had eaten half of something then tried to send it back my restaurant manager would tell you to fuck off...unless of course it was a legit health issue

>>76012496
sure you did you stupid wagie lmao

>p-p-p-pay me more money!!! now!!!

>>76012487
this, tee bee hee

my local pizza place knows me and gives me double toppings, they deserve that extra toonie

THE ACE OF SPADES

>spicy

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>>76012131
Pleasant Hills

>>76012557
>was
Gotta start somewhere dipshit

>>76012445
>just get a better job
Hey, you should tell them that, anon! I'm sure they never thought of it. Tell them about their local job store so they can just get a better one.

>>76012557
I guarantee you 50% or more of your white waiters have done that to you. Gooks have a reputation

>>76012552
>Also if you had eaten half of something then tried to send it back my restaurant manager would tell you to fuck off..
Yeah, any decent place would tell the chink to fuck off. She must eat at some real shitholes.

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>>76012131
South Hills

how much % do you guys tip

how much do you tip if they have the hockey game on?

>>76012131
East Liberty

>>76012478
I feel like everyone knows a lesbian who looks like that. The one I know even plays fast pitch softball.

>>76012592
back when kippers used to post food pics.....she ate horribly

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>this blow jays/rogers commercial

>>76012599
shut the fuck up

>>76012586
You act like getting a better paying job then a waiter is hard

Landscaping is always looking.

Hell, the Oil fields always need people and pay handsomly starting.

Pierre showing encyclopedic knowledge of the CFL in the 60s

>>76012476
>>76012425

was actually talking about mah boy Daryl Metcalfe, look him up, he's as Tea Party as Tea party gets

>>76012634
>food pics
Like her butt.

>>76012609
>lesbians love sports
>I don't love lesbians because they're basically like shitty men

Not too many girls like sports seriously. If only lesbians weren't so shitty.

Oh well.

>>76012634
If we're placing bets on anything, I'd bet on her being one fat cunt, probably north of 300 lbs at least

>>76012642
>Oil fields

kek, not anymore

>>76012586
Stfu kid, of you cant honestly find a better job its legit because you are a lazy fuck who doesnt try.

>>76012634
Hey! My food pics are great. I lost all of them, but if someone saved the 100+ I posted they were good.

>>76012676
didn't used to be, but by now probably

>>76012642
For some people (especially women, the disabled and the elderly) those options really aren't on the table.

>>76012688
>le carbon tax is gonna ruin the oil industry

Did you actually believe that? I quit 3 years ago and still get calls of people desperate for workers.

>>76012696
Oh ok. Sweet post, anon

>>76012718
You ate like a poor person. It was the diet of American white trash with a slightly Asian twist.

Shit....I just realized that describes Vancouver perfectly.

>>76012642
being a waiter isnt bad if you're at a busy place, if you're at some shitty diner in the middle of nowhere then its garbage

>>76012696
People don't want "physical" jobs like lifting boxes for $20/hr or being out in the sun/rain and roofting tiles for $30/hr. They want to do an easy job like waiting for $50/hr instead of $10/hr because customers should tip them 50% for walking a couple of metres and bringing them food.

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>it's a people actually reply to kippers episode

>>76012721
>the disabled
>the elderly

Neither of which actually need minimum wage to survive. Most retirees work because theyre bored sitting at home

Women can work labour jobs. Fuck off. Big oil companys are thrilled when women want to work. Shows diversity and shit

>>76012757
nope, very wrong

>>76012757
the funny thing is shes probably decently well off since most gooks are, but she still eats like shes dirt poor

Goddamn it someone score so we can stop having this Canadian job fair circle jerk.

10 minutes, 2 goals, can the Sens do it?

>>76012789
imagine what they're talking about in the Cavs-Celtics thread tho

>>76012820

No

>>76012849
theyre talking about helping their wifes sons with their homework

I really don't understand these teams...

>>76012822
Reported to Zuckerberg

>>76012790
>Most retirees work because theyre bored sitting at home
I'll need a source on that, pal. And even if that's the case, there are still many who need the $.

>Women can work labour jobs
Some can, but let's be honest, those workforces are male cultures and jobs for men.

>>76012849
Probably porn, which is fucking disgusting.

Hockey is great.

EAT SHIT OTTAWA

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Great dates have real curves!

Find great dates on CurvesConnect.

>>76012849
Who gives an actual fuck

>Two teams about to go 12-0 to the finals and one of the teams in the semis has the 1st round pick next year

Worst sport. Worst league.

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>>76012888

I'm retired, and I don't work
didn't even leave the house today

also, trips, young whipper snappers

>there are people right now in the world who are watching baseball on television

>>76012943
>I'm neet
>I'm '""""retired''''''''""
All start telling people that too.

>>76012925
I always imagined that's what FarmersOnly was like anyway.

>>76012943
The thing is, most people could retire when they're 35-40 if they started working at 25.

Why do people frivolously spend money?

>>76012929
>Bombston havingg the 1st overall pick

That'd be like the Pongs having the 1st overall pick. Absolutely disgusting

>>76012978
city folk just don't understand

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>>76012877
Nice job, team!

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>>76012975
>being above the age of 65

NoTeef.com

>>76012948


or a one sided apehoop game

>>76012996
sure, if you want to retire and live basically in poverty for the rest of your life

Not to mention the 30 year mortgage most people have at some point in their lives. We can't all live in a trailer like you.

>>76012996
>Why do people frivolously spend money?

in the pursuit of pleasure, something a gook automaton wouldnt get

>>76012978
>>76013000
do white people actually use that stuff

seems like the people who use that stuff are people who do "stuff" with their livestock

>>76013031
>onesided
lol, that's severe understatement

>>76012888
>I'll need a source on that,
Do you have a job?
Are you over 20?
Have you had a job for more than 2 consecutive years?

If you meet two of those three, you'd understand that you'll probably blow your brains out if you stopped working and weren't able to go back for over 6 months (and not actively looking for a job). Not working gives you fucking nothing to do unless you're a stay at home mom.
People get bored.

If you don't meet any of those criteria, stop posting and get a job you fucking leech

>>76013042
don't even pretend like you don't like the beast stuff

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Welp, this thread is ruined

>>76013037
>not being a homeowner at 30

???

You can retire even earlier if you have a home. My parents have a 2nd house they're renting out, I can use that and retire with a million in the bank.

SENS COMING BACK!

3-2

WE COMEBACK NOW BOYOS!

Hey guys
Are you aware there's a hockey game going on?

>>76012996
why do people tripfag on an anonymous imageboard? Must be a chink thing. Inferiority complex and such.

KILL YOURSELF PONGS

MEME MAGIC LIVES ON

MEME TRAIN COMING THROUGH CHO CHO

>I T

>W A S

>3 - 1

>>76013084
wut

and just like that, the Pengs have lost their momentum..

IDS HABBENING

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SNES STILL HAVE NO HOPE, POST PRIMANTIS

>>76013062
Perhaps if you didn't just jump into discussions, you'd know how dumb your post is.

>>76013106
It was 3-0 you fuck wit

RIP to under-bro from last thread.

Kessel or Guentzel scores on empty net.

>>76013106

PING OFF OF ONE

AND PONG OF THE PONG

>>76013079
>as long as you inherit a house from your parents you can retire by age 40!
>why doesn't everyone just do that?
you are a special kind of retarded

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GOD DAMMIT KESSEL START FUCKING SKATING YOU FAT FUCK

SCAR
C
A
R

>>76013106
are you even watching the game you laffs fag

it was 3-0

>>76013130
>boneless "wings"

kys yourself

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>>76013130
good lord how do you people eat that shit

>>76013131
so you're a NEET and have never had a job, got it

>>76013135
Guentzel is honestly flaming hot shit lmao

sens have been getting chances all period; interesting 5 minutes upcoming

>>76013142
what the hell have your family been doing, then?

i don't know why there are so many white americans/canadians that are poor as shit

if your family has been here for 200, there's no reason for you to be broke as shit or not have a lot of property (and earning money perpetually on that shit)

you literally only need 3 generations, max, to have money set up for generations

there's no reason to be poor in canada/USA

>>76013165
Primanti's is the fucking bomb.

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Time to tie this up and win in OT

Pens are fucking done

>>76013130
I just had one of the sammiches tonight actually

When will it be widely acknowledged the Sens are just flukey as fuck and not very good?

How many more shit goals like that will it take?

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>>76013130
Canadian hipsters have no idea what a real salad is
Post real salads

Imagine if the sens had started trying earlier

>>76013165
One of those 2 men in the picture is the alpha.

Can you guess the correct man?

(79% of all guessers got this wrong!)

DON'T STOP BELIEVING

>>76013205
>1500 calories
>ameriburgers consider this to be a ""Salad""

Which one of these teams is the reddit team?

>>76013166
If you can't provide a source that proves a claim then stfu.

>>76013225
Is it Trudy?

>>76013188
Why do you talk about white people so much?
Do you wish you were white?
I should rephrase that.
How badly do you wish you were white?

>>76013205
looks like someone cleared the mcdonald's kitchen counter and put it on a plate
garbage desu

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>>76013257
That's cheating! You're Canadian! (alpha as fuck)

>>76013188
Bitch you know you live in a shanty with 14 other people and eat stray cats

>>76012131
Wilkes-Barre

>>76013251
answer the question of whether you have a job or not and if you've had it for longer than a year

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>>76013261
>>76013188
>mfw she unironically considers herself to be a real canadian

night night sens

>>76013296
So you don't have a source, got it.

>>76013306
Build ONE railroad and the grandkids get uppity

>>76013327
i'll link a study once you answer the question. Anyways, reported for being underage

TOO

MUCH

MAN

2 MUCH MEN

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>mfw i derailed the thread by bringing up the gooks not tipping thing

>>76013306
>be Canadian
>better than most """Canadians""" that's been here for 200+ years

Is that what success is like? Can't wait until Canada becomes "63%" like what most Canadians use to mock Americans.

Doc's voice in full less-than-one-minute-to-go intensity

>>76013339
It's as if you don't realize it's anonymous. Kek

Is there a luckier team in all of sports right now? Holy shit.

Ottawa is not good.

they should stop spitting on the ice

>>76013351
Mom's spaghetti

Ggood job anon

They really don't tip though, like blacks

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> Ottawa would go up 3-1

>>76013335
they could've built a million railroads, doesn't change that they'll never be considered real canadians

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>If I put more men on the ice...
>They'll be able to BLOCK
>SO MANY
>PUCKS

>>76013357
>she keeps claiming she's better than people
>she's spent at least half a decade of her life on a basket weaving forum

>>76012764
Those same """"people"""" can go fucking jump of a cliff

I WON $50!!!

WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THE MONEY!?!?!?

>>76013378
thats why we spit in the gooks drinks and food

>>76013381
That's the point

AND
THATS
ALL
FOLKS

well hot damn that was exciting

>>76013410
BET IT ALL ON GAME 5

>>76013366
Probably not. I mean they're facing the Pens with a concussed Sid. Missing Letang, Rust, Schultz... STILL can't win.

>>76013357
>tripfag
>inferiors race complex
>posing as a girl

You talk like a faggot and your shits all retarded

cheating pengoons will regret this

What a fucking surprise.

Ottawa can't win because fucking pissburg got the game handed to them by the refs.

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Holy shit those last 30 seconds were too high energy for me

>>76013339
Hey btw... gg

Fuckin faggot

>>76013410
Dragon dildo

>>76013421
Who should I bet on?

And if you have psychic abilities, what would the score be, so I can make even more?

Wow that was intense

PONS WIN GET HYP

>sens
>can't even beat an injured pens team

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BASED MURRAY


GET FUCKED SENS


REPEAT COMING

>>76013410
Order 49.99 dollars worth of food and don't tip the delivery guy

>>76013448
PONGS 2-1 IN OT

>>76013435
>>76013428
Are you guys for real? Literally 6 on 4 at the end? LMAO

>>76013410

buy kipper snacks

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>>76013422
Member the days before the postseason when everyone's biggest criticism of the Penguins was "no depth"?

I member.

That was a heart attack inducing last 30 seconds.

>>76013442
believe it or not, that shit's ~$200, and those are just the smaller sizes...

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>Snes continue targeting and taking out Pongs right in front of the refs
>still can't win

GG sens. See y'all sunday. What a game

>>76013471

You didn't even watch the game, did you, you uneducated grabastic piece of amphibian shit.

The spears on Karlsson, the high sticks, the trips, the goonery that let Pissburg score.

All things the refs handed to them.

Great end.

>>76013465
Actually, I do tip delivery guys. They have to pay for gas and actually puts in effort and travel miles to deliver food.

Not those shitty ass faggot waiters who walk 5 metres to bring me my pasta and my drink and demands I give them $10 because they're too poor and dumb to find a better job or get a better education.

Delivery boys are best boys!

>>76013480
interesting that you know that

time to go watch the Celtics comeback

>>76013510
LITERALLY SEETHING

>>76013510
Have you been seething the entire time since your other post lmAo

Way to fucking go Murray.

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>>76013510

The dirtiest play of the series, Ryan's charge on that Penguins player, went uncalled with the ref staring right at the play.

That's the 2nd time Faggy Ryan got away with a disgustingly dirty play in these playoffs.

>>76013510
I seriously hope you're false flagging or you should really consider killing yourself

You should probably do it either way

>>76013558
>those fingers

what the fuck man

>>76013601
do they remind you of your dragon dildos?

>>76013616
>buying overpriced garbage

why? there's shit out there with better texture, no extra costs for pump, and cheaper

i guess if you can meme your brand you can charge extra

like kanye with his $300 white t's

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>>76013510
This is you

>>76013662
didn't realize you were such a animal dildo enthusiast

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>>76012131
>Bloomfield
lived there 4 years, best place I ever lived, by far. Out in Westmoreland County now. so happy we got the win tonight!

https://fitt.co/pittsburgh/pittsburgh-best-city/

>flower strong as fuck until snes
>Murray at 100% and no doubt starting game 5
>both goalies so important to playoffs
>Kunitz bumped up to sid's line
>caps embarrassed again
>flyers don't make playoffs
>Edmonton btfo
>Chicago btfo

Holy shit, could there be a better playoffs?

>>76014117
Yes

>No Canadian teams

But it's a solid A- postseason

>>76014180
I'd say b+

>>76013510

He mad