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/indy/ - IndyCar General - Qualifying Edition

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Qualifying for the Indy 500 Saturday and Sunday

The first rounds of qualifying begin at 11:00 am saturday
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first for rossiposse
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ty OP

>tfw its not saturday yet

HYPE
Y
P
E
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>>76009208
ROSSI
O
S
S
I
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>>76009142
RIP Gordon Smiley
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Not a very nice webm to use for the OP before qualifying
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Today some of the cars ran faster with one winglet above the left rear tire, and some ran faster with a completely clean configuration. Is this dependent on driver skill/preference? What do they usually use quali and race configuration?
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Alonslow
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>>76009254
let it be a warning to all, never turn right
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>>76009254
EDGE
D
G
E
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>>76009278
preference, but I think a lot of guys who are on the same team usually have very similar aero.
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>>76009278
a qualifying trim car has very low downforce to reduce drag and get a better time. this makes it very uncomfortable for the driver. but they only have to deal with it for 4 laps.

the race trim is gonna have significantly more downforce so the driver isn't white knuckle driving for 500 miles.
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BTW there is practice tomorrow at 8:00 am before the qualifying starts at 11
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>>76011101
Guess I can't stay up till 4 tonight
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>>76011101
wooo

>inb4 someone with no backup car wrecks their shit in practice right before qualifying
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>>76009380
That would be fascinating to see someone try a low df race setup. If it was a front row starter, then they may be able to pull away from the field.
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>>76011289
they would probably end up like Gordon in the OP
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>>76011289
Not good for working in traffic.
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>>76011289
they would crash for sure
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driving a qualifying trim low downforce car at 230+ MPH is probably kind of like trying to drive fast in snow or rain. the grip is just not there. the thing could come out from under you at any moment. must be scary as hell.
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*blocks your path*
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>>76012610
>electric
>skateboard

why not just use a moped
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>>76012610
*keeps sliding very slowly and wobbly out of your path*
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>>76012980
moped takes up more space
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>>76009142
Did he died?
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>>76013292
The real question is Did he poo?
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>>76011443
Are the cars still made of a steel frame with aluminum bodywork?
Are ground effects still super unstable?
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Do these guys only race once a year and then do nothing else?

How much will Alonso win by?
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>>76013731
yes
26 seconds
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>>76013689
just because the modern car is safer doesn't mean someone couldn't still die

there is no such thing as a 100% safe race car
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>>76013731
Some of them do but we have a 17 race series and this is the 6th race
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>>76013689
He tried to aggresively correct by countersteering and regained grip at full speed and went perpendicular into the wall. The same thing could happen now if you go about this the wrong way.
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>>76013731
17 races
10 road/street courses (11 races but Detroit street course has two races), 6 ovals
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>>76013731
No wins at Indy are ever guaranteed
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>>76013775
>>76013921
It's literally not going to happen that way ever again, we've seen this kind of head on collision before in the last decade.

Gordon lost grip exiting the turn, tried to correct, the ground effects which had left him for a moment suddenly returned and he was pointing towards the wall.
This kind of situation doesn't happen today.
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Alonslow
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How's he gonna do
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>>76015681
18th place if he doesn't wreck out or get wrecked out.
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>>76015692
he just better not die, I want him to drive for Renault next year.
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>>76015705
in all seriousness though, from the speeds I've seen and Alonso's growing comfort with the realities of dirty air for these cars, he could be a top 10 car or with some very good luck a top 5 car.
That is if he doesn't wreck or get wrecked
I think the race will play out like Kurt Busch's did for him.
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>>76015705
also, it seems Honda engine failure may be a real possibility so there's that as well to consider
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Friday recap:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBnyBxqNToA
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/teamfloersch/ reporting in.

Any way to watch this?

Still 5 hours until the DTM race..
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>>76009142

Ain't nothin' like a piece o' pussy. 'Cept maybe the Indy 500.
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Alonso?

Alonso.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9168m0pm9U
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>>76017007
Who is this nice young lady?
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>>76013292
Nah, they brought a glass of water and he's fine now that he's bought a farm for himself afterwards.
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>>76018237
Sophia Floersch. She's currently in Formula 4.
We just watched her latest race on /f1/ but she had to retire due do front wing damage.
Next race will be in about 5 hours.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophia_Fl%C3%B6rsch
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>>76018299
That article hasn't been updated in a while.

The German one has more recent statistics.
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophia_Fl%C3%B6rsch
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Why do Indycar commentators say "quick" instead of "quickest"? It sounds fucking stupid.
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>>76017007
>>76018299
>>76018321

>>76002775
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>>76018357
Wew lad
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>>76014612
>This kind of situation doesn't happen today.
The cars certainly improved and are less prone to behave unpredictably but I think driver experience and approach to oval racing plays a huge role here.

>"During an attempt to qualify for the Indy 500, Gordon Smiley, a cocky young driver from Texas, was determined to break 200mph or die trying. Several veteran drivers...had warned him that he was in way over his head, driving all wrong for the Speedway. Smiley was a road racer and was used to counter-steering his car to avoid a crash if the rear wheels broke traction."
Oversteer on a banked corner is nothing like oversteer on a normal track and I'm sure that without proper guidance, a lot of track drivers of today would do the same mistakes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1giheWuPVYY
This is reminds of gimi on his nascar debut. Attempting to catch slides like that (0:19) with a open wheel car would not have ended well.
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>>76015705
>Minardi
>Renault
>McLaren
>Renault
>Ferrari
>McLaren
>Renault?


team slut
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>>76018355
this is American and we'll speak how we like because freedom of speech

pay denbts
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>>76018455
>cocky
According to who?
No one who knew him called him that.
It's a drivers tall tale to justify why he crashed, when every driver in the paddock knew that it could have been them, a way to rationalize fear.
Olvey didn't know him when the kid was alive.
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practice has begun, qualification begins in 3 bongs
https://youtu.be/HHF5aR6t21o
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>all these spanish subhumans in the stream chat

wew
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OK GUYS HERE'S THE DEAL:

practice is livestreaming right now.

when qualifying starts at 11am eastern, the first 4 hours will be on ESPN.

3pm eastern, it will go back to live stream for an hour.

at 4pm eastern, ABC will take over.

it's kind of confusing but there's the quick run down

indycar.com/schedule
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>>76019444
What a fucked up day of qualifying.
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Sorry for bringing all those retards to the stream chat.

You now know how cancerous are comments on the F1 section of Marca, but even worse because there is no moderation.
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>>76019493
maybe it will throw off the euros and they'll go away until race day
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>>76018355
>'winningest'
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>>76019444
T. hanks
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Formula E > this 56% garbage
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>>76019505
gp2 gp2 gp2 gp2 jajajajajajajajajajajajaja Fernando quiero chupar tu polla
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>>76019444
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When is Alonso driving?
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>>76019547
oh look its that kraut shitposter again
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>>76019624
please don't throw us all in the same bucket (>>76019588) am genuinely interested
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>>76019639
we don't know when

he is not first to qualify and other people before him might crash so it's impossible to predict a time
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>>76019585
kek
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>>76019665
ok thanks
pls
tell /f1/ when he is driving ;^)
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>>76019715
no, pay attention to the thread yourself

I'm not telling /f1/ because it will attract shitposters
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>>76019778
ok
then tell this thread
I'll show up now and then
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Real /F1/ has not been going to /F1/ because there is no F1 to watch for the past decade
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>>76019784
>not having multiple tabs open
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Buddy Slowzier is sparking

tires not up to pressure
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>218.7

JUST
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it's weird to think of over 200 mph as slow, but he is way off the pace compared to the other cars going 230+ he's almost 2 seconds behind the fastest car.
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What happens when the track is wet or it rains on race day?
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who /moist/ here?
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>>76019939
the race is postponed.

IndyCar has rain tires for the road courses, but running in the wet on an oval is suicide.
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>>76019778
hello
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>>76020027
gedraag je
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Betting a fiver on Alonso winning Indy lads
he's going to do it, right?
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>>76019963
wimps
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>>76020139
>mchonda
>winning anything
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>>76019444
gib ESPN stream now
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>>76020139
>alansow winning anything

lmao hes going to bottle it and crash on lap 1
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>>76020139
He might, he's consistently posting decent times.
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>freedom isn't free

topkek
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>left turns for troops
can't make this stuff up
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good morning /indy/
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>>76020254
it's already afternoon
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qualifying in a bong and 30 bings

GET
E
T
HYPE
Y
P
E
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>>76020265
for (you)
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>>76020224
>>76020234
you are gonna overdose on freedom come race day
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>>76020300

>implying Alonskino isn't going to crack skulls
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>>76020322
this is alonso after lap 1
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>>76020300
Alonso will subverse burgers with some good old fashioned European socialism
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>>76020322
maybe his own
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Why Karam so slow?
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>>76020340
that's Spencer Pigot, not Alonso
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>>76020340
Hamilcucks scared their carbaby is getting eclipsed
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>>76020362
it was an example ya dingus
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he always bites
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>German humor
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was talkin about my dog btw
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your dog a shit
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>>76020463
what an original comment, truly the sign of great comedy
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>>76020489
We posting dogs now lads?
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der hund poops
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What are the chances of us actually getting to watch some kino today lads?

Indy quali has been a shit since they did away with withdrawing times and stopped being able to get any good bumping going
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>>76020638
The real kino will be tomorrow with the fast 9
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So BT sports is only showing qualifying 2?
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>>76020638
>Indy quali has been a shit since they did away with withdrawing times
It's back this year (well, sort of) although it's not as exciting without Bump Day
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>>76019398
Gp2 sweden
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>>76020702
Probably. As far as I know ESPN isn't showing Q1 on TV either but just streaming it online
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who /alonso/ here?
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>>76020903
that's retarded

why not just keep it on YouTube then
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>>76019505
Nothing to be ashamed of, we're on 4chan. This place isn't better.
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>>76020943
4chan is a solid turd

YouTube chat is explosive diarrhea
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>>76020922
Disney Jews
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>>76020979
we are gonna need to find a stream soon
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>>76020996
https://www.reddit.com/r/motorsportsstreams/comments/6ca42x/indycar_indianapolis_500_practice_6_may_20_0800am/
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This qualifying format is a mess
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>>76021093
gp2 qualifying jajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
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Stream?
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30
0
BINGS
I
N
G
S
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we need to find ESPN stream lads
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>>76021086
Why is it showing surgery to repair an eagles wing?
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>>76021586
Streamer's got the wrong channel on lad.

This days broadcast rights are really fucking shit.
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>>76021673
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I've got espn3 and a Chromecast, everyone come to my house
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>>76021697
stream pls
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>>76021721
my internet is far from good enough (can't get fi ops where I live), also I don't know how
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>>76021804
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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fuck Disney this is retarded
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Looking like weather anyway lads
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>weather delay

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pack it in boys, nothing for the next 4 hrs at a minimum
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>weather

HAH, GET FUCKED ESPN
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>>76021950
what do those taste like

like a McChicken except pork?
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>>76021950
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>>76022040
fug
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>>76022017

I've never had a McChicken, but it is pretty much just your standard pork schnitzel on a hamburger bun
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http://mixlr.com/indycar/

Radio coverage is pretty decent.
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>>76022110
there's a good lad!
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>>76022110
It's just advertisements so far...
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>>76022103
hm
Ive never tried breaded pork
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>>76022110
thanks m8
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>>76022169
There's fuck all going on right now as it's chucking it down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLqYmZm1C7E
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>>76022169
it's going to be on weather delay for a while
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Havent americans discovered grooved tires yet?
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>>76022231
No tires will provide enough grip at quali speeds
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How regular is rain around Indianapolis?
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>>76022231
retard
driving an oval in the wet would be suicide. rain tires only work for road courses
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>>76022265
common

it rains a lot there and in the Midwest in general
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>>76022282
>>76022255
Faggots
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>>76022333
JAJAJAJAJAJ GP2 RAIN GP2 TIRE JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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>>76022282
>he doesn't subscribe to VORTEX THEORY

Get em out there and keep the track dry
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>women in technology
>>>/trash/
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https://www.indianapolismotorspeedway.com/at-the-track/gasoline-alley-cam


if you look at this, you'll see its raining hard.
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>>76022587
funny story time

I selected the link to the stream, right click and then I clicked on 'print' by mistake.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

(sorry for bad english)
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there might not be any qualifying today. that's a lot of water
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>>76022695
what printed?
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>>76022695
:DD
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>>76022695
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>>76022724
radar doesn't look good
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>>76022753
i dont have license to own a printer
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>>76022724
Hol up, you can't race in the rain?

I don't think this cum guzzling sport is for me.
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>>76022954
wet ovals are too dangerous
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>>76022954
this is not a road course so rain tires are not available

oval + rain = crash = die
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>OVALS ARE TOO DANGEROUS
>even f1 races in the rain
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>>76022954
hey euros who don't get it, watch this and see what happens when you try to drive on a wet oval

https://youtu.be/funydo99Q5Y
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>>76023040
f1 is too scared to race ovals
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>>76023040
stop with this ignorant shitposting. we have explained about wet ovals multiple times now. read the fucking thread
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soft cunts desu
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>>76023098
lel
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On the bright side, the forecast shows no rain for tomorrow
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>>76023048
I get it, but that video just shows why Danica Patrick shouldn't be allowed to race in the rain. Every that avoided her crashing seemed to be ok with the conditions.
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>>76023249
This, the problem is the lack of quality of the indycar drivers
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>>76023362
oh boy you are in for a rude awakening next weekend
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>/f1/ being this delusional that F1 drivers are somehow these magical demigods of driving and nobody else is good at all
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>>76023249
>>76023362
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>ABC coverage is rain or shine
>Eddie Cheever and Scott Goodyear commenting on the rain for 2 hours

kek
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>>76023565
Or more likely commenting on them drying the track, then it starting to rain again
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>>76023630
and Eddie reminding everyone how he won the 500 and Scott didn't
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how do I watch this lads
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GP2 RAIN LOLOLOLOL
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f a c e b o o k . c o m

/Hinchtown/

Hinch and Rossi livestreaming
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>>76023713
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They could build a cover
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>>76023771
the track is massive m8
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>>76023808
then build a big tent innit mate
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how good are the indycar wet tyres?
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>>76023833
I think you might be on to something there
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>>76023744
they stopped ):

>>76023847
they only get used on road courses
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>>76023847
pretty good
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Alonsos engine will burn in the race, digits confirm
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>>76023907
Nah nah lad you're doing it all wrong. Have these cheeky dubs instead. No I insist they are yours to keep
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>>76023904
*if it's actually wet
Indycar doesn't have an intermediate tire, so if the track is only damp and not full fledged wet, then the wet tires disintegrate quickly.
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>>76023958
this
on road courses, there's 3 tires.
hard (blacks), soft (reds), and rain.

ovals like the 500 only have 1 tire.
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Dubs and Alonso doesn't not win
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>>76023907
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2 bongs and 15 bings until youtube stream comes on again

not that there is anything to show, kek
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Just got a new 4tb HDD, what should I fill it with while we wait?
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Singles and Penske wins
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>>76024045
porn and music and porn
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>>76024045
anime
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>>76024045
anime porn
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>>76024045
archive /b/ until its full and then put it in your neighbors mailbox.
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https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=uLqYmZm1C7E

rain still falling but the sun is coming back out
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what time was the abc coverage supposed to start?
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>>76024439
4pm eastern

they're gonna broadcast rain or not
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>>76024439
4
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>>76024413
Gonna be at least 2 hours
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rain stopped

hurry up and dry the track reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>76024778
yesterday it took 2 hours to dry the track and that was for only 30 minutes of rain.
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>>76024818
And the sun came out
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>>76024818
once the track is wet, it's wet, doesn't matter if it's 30 minutes or longer

it can only get so wet most of the water rolls off into the infield
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dryers going out!
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>>76024899
wait is this tennis?
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>>76024922
200mph tennis
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>>76024867
I don't really think it is that simple, I've seen them call off entire days even when the rain stops earlier than this.
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>>76024977
as long as Juan doesn't take out the jet dryers we'll be ok
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track will stay open later than 6

desu they should've made the normal schedule open til 7 anyway once Indiana changed their timezone a few years back.
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anyone seen the radar?
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>>76025175
looking good lads
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Montoya wins Indy 500

Alonso gets 4th or 5th
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>>76025289
based
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLqYmZm1C7E

you can see the sun is out and the dryer trucks speeding by
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qt security guard with big ass spotted
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How many bings and bongs
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>>76025668
at least 1 more hour, probably 2 or 3
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>>76025504
who is this semen demon
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>>76025848
a 60 year old washed up hoosier that likes to abuse the minor power she has. Like all yellow shirts
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zzzzz
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>>76025887
looks young to me
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>>76025904
based on a low bitrate stream zoomed far away? No yellow shirt is young
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>>76025948
I want to believe... ;_;
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qualifying at 4pm eastern
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I'm back guise. Any happenings the last three hours?
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every driver gets one run

time will be extended past 6 if necessary
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>>76026114
My cat caught a bird
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>>76026114
approximately 1 bong and 20 bings
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ABC

http://tv4embed.com/usa/ABC-stream1.html
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http://streamfare.com/2abc.html
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>>76026114
I felt a poop coming along but I've ignored it so far.
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>>76026230
Is this infomercial about strimmers what Americans mean when they say kino?
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>>76026338
this is true advertising kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk
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>tfw Indy is bigger than Vatican City
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>>76026338
It's called a weedwhacker
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>>76026383
no it isn't
it is called a strimmer
next question
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>>76026383
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>>76026431
Quiet Greek with a proxy
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>>76026129
I assume they're just gonna go in the order they drew?
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>>76026473
yep
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Gibe live timing and free stream links plox
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>>76026578
1 bong

http://streamfare.com/2abc.html

http://racecontrol.indycar.com/
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>>76026578

rose???
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>>76026473
>>76026511

If Alonso is nº33 his turn will be like in 2'5 hours?
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BT better show the whole thing now.
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>>76026677
maybe, if someone crashes then they gotta take more time to clean up the track
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>>76026677
might be before that since people drew spots for backup cars as well, so he is more like going out 15-20th in the order
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What happens in 1 hour?
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>>76026613
Thanks Ameribro
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>>76026769
Q1 to decide the 9 drivers that will compete for pole position tomorrow during Q2
>>
>>76026619
Pardon?
>>
>>76026717
>>76026734
ok, thank you
>>
>>76026796
Just say yeah this Dutch guy might be loaded. If he wants your little curry hole it's worth the riches he may well have
>>
>>76026769
this lonely rock continues hurtling through empty space
>>
Alonso better fucking be in the Top 9.
>>
technical inspection on pit lane right now
>>
LONG LIVE THE VISION OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR TONY GEORGE!

DEATH TO /f1/ SHITTERS AND ROAD RACING!
>>
>>76026886
>TONY GEORGE!

Who's she?
>>
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>>76026886
>>76026903
He has two first names. Sounds like trouble. Also I hear he buggers dogs. Remember this dog? Trying to escape. Some say it still had a condom stuck in it's arse. The pit area had a trail of cum that no one wanted to clean up for ages
>>
>>76026903
a faggot who single-handedly ruined the golden age of American open wheel by splitting off from CART because "muh ovals, muh 'Merican drivers"

ironically modern IndyCar is more like CART than IRL
>>
30
0
BINGS
I
N
G
S
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>>76026974
He also had multiple relations with track dogs & silenced any witnesses
>>
>>76026955
>that one crew member waving a towel cheering on the pupper
>>
>>76027062
It is nice to see some like to try helping these poor abused dogs. Stay strong fast pups
>>
>>76026795
how long will it be?

>>76026823
hope I won't go near you and get sucked in by your gravity
>>
>>76027172
German humor on the rise!
>>
>>76027172
as long as it takes, usually they close the track at 6pm but they are gonna go as long as they need to to give all 33 cars 1 qualifying run
>>
>>76027211
I think this is gonna make it pretty exciting, all 33 only getting a single run on a completely washed track.
>>
>>76026955
Top keke
>>
>>76027241
I don't know about "completely" washed, but yeah, some of the rubber probably got washed away in the rain.

but they've been turning thousands of laps, its gonna take more than a little rain to wash all that rubber away
>>
>>76027287
haha time for gp2
>>
>>76027190
That was obviously Turk humor....
>>
20 BONGS GET COMFY LADS
>>
>>76027399
*bings

>tfw you bonged when you tried to bing
>>
>>76027399
>>76027421
always use burgers and fries
>>
>>76026955
I watched a thing about OJ Simpson's career yesterday. This webm reminded me of the runs he did
>>
>>76027494
The Juice is loose soon
Here in a month or two
>>
>>76026955

At 0:03 as the dog passes a man in a yellow hat and blue shier, a bit of poo flies out
>>
>>76027531
kek
>>
>>76027531
Are you saving the condom broke then?
>>
5 BINGS 5 BINGS 5 BINGS

STREAM
http://tv4embed.com/usa/ABC-stream2.html

TIMING
http://racecontrol.indycar.com/

GARAGE CAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLqYmZm1C7E
>>
Is anyone else watching this surfing awards show on abc? Fucking gold
>>
>>76027634
These waves are fucking nuts right now
>>
>>76027666
this is for for my mom you guys
>>
GET READY
>>
quali is go!
>>
ITS ON
>>
>>76027690
Say hi to your mum for us alright
>>
This will be exciting. Only one run each, on a completely green track.
>>
stream?
>>
>pippa on a green track in quali trim

inb4 crash
>>
Pippa Mann is first
>>
>massive 2.5 miles track
>>
kekkk at least she didn't wipe completely out like usual
>>
Acestream: 90176444c50df6c9a60acdd488a65e1593f9e869
>>
>women
>>
>>76027780
Was about to post this
>>
Get off the track ffs
>>
Would you let a female race during her period?
>>
doesn't she know that lifting in the corner only makes it worse?
>>
>cancer car gets cancer

feel bad for pippa but fuck da cure
>>
MONTOYA
>>
>>76027780
vlc?
>>
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keep in mind, they only have one 4 lap run today, fastest 9 are locked in, tomorrow they have multiple runs and decide the race order
>>
>live timing now lets you choose to see laps as speed or time
nice
>but now doesn't show the leaderboard, only the current qualifier
wtf not nice
>>
>>76027866
Was just thinking about Montoya's daughter too lad
>>
WAN PABLO
>>
>>76027877
>that one time he posted an instagram of her in the bath

mmmmm
>>
JPMBTFO
>>
228.645 for The Great Juan
>>
>you now remember the time Allen Bestwick said "What would the Indy 500 be without Danica a Patrick?"
>>
>>76027921
How fast am I running boss?
>>
They're talking way too much, just shut up jesus
>>
TK
>>
how many laps are they doing?
>>
>>76027969
4 per run
>>
>>76027969
4 laps, from which they take the average.
>>
>>76027969
4
speeds are averaged
>>
Dubs and Alonso turns right.
>>
>Antoine Rizkallah Kanaan Filho
>>
TK going balls out
>>
They only have 1 run?
>>
>>76027977
>>76027978
>>76027979
how many runs?
>>
TK 230.007
>>
>>76028004
Yes. Would've had more, but it's been raining all day, so 1 is all they have time for.
>>
>>76028009
33, 1 for each driver
>>
>>76028009
1 run only today!
>>
>>76028009>>76028004


probably only one unless they finihs all 33 with extra time to spare
>>
>>76027980

During an attempt to qualify for the Indy 500, Gordon Smiley, a cocky young driver from Texas, was determined to break 200mph or die trying. Several veteran drivers...had warned him that he was in way over his head, driving all wrong for the Speedway. Smiley was a road racer and [turned right] to avoid a crash if the rear wheels broke traction. While rushing to the car, I noticed small splotches of a peculiar gray substance marking a trail on the asphalt leading up to the driver. When I reached the car, I was shocked to see that Smiley's helmet was gone, along with the top of his skull. He had essentially been scalped by the debris fence. The material on the race track was most of his brain. His helmet, due to massive centrifugal force, was literally pulled from his head on impact...I rode to the care center with the body. On the way in I performed a cursory examination and realized that nearly every bone in his body was shattered. He had a gaping wound in his side that looked as if he had been attacked by a large shark. I had never seen such trauma.
>>
>Att = Attempt Number
What does that mean exactly?
>>
power now
>>
>>76028044
Dubs confirm
>>
Pippa Mann looks REEEEEEALLY shit now lmao
>>
Will Power now
>>
>>76028049

Doesn't seem to be working correctly
>>
who /anyonebutpower/ here
>>
>>76028044

Everyone always talks about it like it's horrifying, which it is, but if you're going to die in a race car that's the best way to go. Fucking instantly.

Compare that to Dave MacDonald, pulled alive from a melted car in 1964 to slowly die in the infield care center breath by breath, exhaling his own lungs. I'll take 200mph into the wall any day over a fire.
>>
>>76028102

me, only aussie cunt I don't like
>>
>>76028102
Alonso jajajajajaja gp2
>>
chevy fucking blown the fuck out
>>
the Hondas are faster

assuming the driver isn't Pippa Mann
>>
>>76028112
or like schumacher, watching the world turn around you, unable to communicate back, slowly rotting on a medical bed
>>
>>76028102
>P1
>>
>Castrol Edgy
>>
>>76028112
Or Swede Savage who spent a month in hospital before dying after he got hepatitis from a tainted blood transfusion
>>
Jay Howard
>>
>>76028160
good post
>>
>>76028112
Or Dario Franchitti, who wasn't injured but had to go home and listen to Ashley Judd
>>
fuck ABC every commercial break is gonna take an entire run
>>
>American television networks
>>
MISTER JONES AND ME
>>
If Will wasn't autistic, would he have made it to F1?
>>
>>76028189
Find a BTSport stream, we're getting full coverage.
>>
>>76028214
abc is particularly bad as it is owned by disney
>>
>British driver is an Arab
can't make this shit up
>>
what are we watching exactly? Isnt the race next week?
>>
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>>76028247
huhuehe wtf is reading a thread
>>
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>>76028223
Autism is mandatory for f1.
>>
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>>76028223
Maybe he wasn't autistic enough
>>
Alonslow
>>
http://cricfree.sc/espn-live-stream-btsports

fuck abc watch this one
>>
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>>76028223
Power tested in F1, he was not enough autistic
>>
Will they send out Alonso last to increase the ratings?
>>
>>76028302
nah he's in the middle.
>>
>>76028266
What kind of retard reads the thread lmao
>>
Helio
>>
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>mph
>>
what's the procedure of the final 9 qualifying?
>>
>>76028330
It's doable at least.
yards feet cups oz fahrenheit is more retarded
>>
>>76028333
same as this
>>
>>76028330
the lap times are so close that the average speed gives a better idea of who is faster
>>
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>>76028319
>>
>>76028330
you can change it to seconds on the live timing site if it bothers you this much
>>
HINCH
>>
>>76028343
>he's 187cm tall, 5 stone 6 rocks 34 pebbles heavy

This really is one of those "holding humanity back" things. We can all agree on a calendar, why the fuck can't we agree on how to measure shit?
>>
Pippa on the radio broadcast:
"The team made some changes overnight & they didn't work out"

lol
>>
Absolutely Karam
>>
>>76028419
oh sure start with unifying global measurement systems, soon you'll want to legalize moose marriage
>>
>ads
wtf, anyone got a BT stream?
>>
I think I am watching more minutes of ads than of actual qualifying
>>
K A R A M
>>
Approximately how many bongs/bings to Alonso's run?
>>
>>76028461
see
>>76028300

no ads and it even has your fancy kilometers per hour
>>
>>76028475
he said 9 - 10 cars a few mins ago, so probably 7-8 runs now
30 minutes minimum I'd say
>>
remember: sage goes in all fields
>>
>>76028461
Yes but I payed for it
>>
>>76028510
sage goes in the infield
>>
>greatest race track
>literally a circle
>>
>>76028461
Forgot I already had one
f4e2ade22f407fe567728923cbbe1ccb5b43a9df
>>
>>76028510
He's lucky to make this field, tbqh
>>
>Karam's head sticking out extra tall

Is this a tribute to Justin Wilson?
>>
>>76028488
>400kbps
nice stream
>>
How did Ed Jones end up in Arabia?
>>
>>76028528
>Brazil's knowledge of geometric shapes
>>
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>Carb dayâ„¢
>>
>>76028528
Implying Interlagos isn't the biggest meme in all of Formula 1
>>
Who had the best 'speed' so far?
>>
>>76028574
POWER
>>
>>76028574
Will Power
>>
Alonso raw dogging it!
No wings!
>>
>>76028574
racecontrol.indycar.com

read the thread
>>
>>76028587
The absolute madman
>>
What's the 1 to 9 thing?
And why ride some in 5 and 6 gear when RHR is in 4th?
>>
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>238 mph into a flat corner
>>
After driving some shit Ferrari's and Renaults Alonso is used to driving sketchy cars with no traction
>>
>>76028587
Its going to help him turn right and end it all
>>
>>76028603
4th 5th and 6th gear are almost the same gear ratio on this track
>>
>>76028587
>Alonso raw dogging it!
>raw dogging it!
>dogging it!

I KNEW YOU LOT LIKED TO FUCK DOGS. IT'S THESE FUCKING OVALS SENDING YOU CRAZY. DO NOT TOUCH THE DOGS
>>
Go Scotty boy
>>
>>76028634
why won't anyone save the doggos
>>
TIME TO SUCK DICK, SON!
>>
230.333

nice trips Dixon
>>
based dixon
>>
Who driver excluding Alonso should I bandwagon?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ihD3YOs744
>>
So the 1-9 thing shows where out of the top 9 they are?

Why is top 9 important?
>>
>>76028699
Oriol Servia
>>
Is the woman or the 49 year old shitter the worst driver here?
>>
>>76028699
Sato
>>
>>76028654
Yes please in future save all the dogs
>>
>>76028699
ROSSI
O
S
S
I
>>
>>76028699
CHILTON
H
I
L
T
O
N
>>
>>76028703

Top 9 will be locked into the Top 9 for tomorrow, when they run again to decide what the order will be.
>>
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>>76028699
*What
>>
>>76028702
You just know this is going to happen.
>>
>>76028699
Absolutely Karam
>>
>>76028703
10-33 fastest today get to run again, but no matter how fast they are, they can only start 10th. The top 9 also run again, and can improve up to first. i.e. you can be 7th or 8th fastest today, but since you're in the top 9, you could improve your setup and get pole tomorrow. Anybody 10th or worst today cannot be on pole for the race.
>>
>>76028713
this question will stump philosophers for centuries
>>
>>76028703
top 9 today get to compete for pole position tomorrow.

if you don't get top 9 today, the best you can start the race is position 10.
>>
PENSKE IS SLOW AS FUCK
>>
>>76028727
>>76028746
>>76028753

Thanks lads

Is it 9 because they go 3 wide at the start? So top 9 is the front 3 rows?
>>
>>76028782
yep
>>
>cut to commercial mid run

WEW this is hilarious
>>
>>76028796
>mid run

it ended wtf
>>
Who's the most successful German Indy driver ever? Not counting muh hurrtage krauts.
>>
>>76028793
wew I'm learning things
>>
I posted the BTSPORT commercial-free stream earlier you retards. scroll up and find it. no excuse to be watching ABC.
>>
only 3 cars before Alonso. 2 if Veach's car isn't ready.
>>
>>76028821
>successful German Indy driver
lol nope
>>
>>76028821

Lucas Luhr
>>
>>76028821
Glock
>>
the fuck is this advertising
>>
TAKIN YA DOWN TO HINCHTOWN
>>
>>76028850
Successful outside of Indycars I suppose.
>>
>>76028842
Well since most German F1 rejects end up in WEC or DTM and not Indy I don't know anyone either.
>>
>this is close to the wall in murica
>meanwhile at fucking leaf's place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6azu6MjpEY
>>
>>76028821
literally none. French, Italian, English, Scottish, New Zealand, Canada even a Swede and Dutch have won, but no Germans.
>>
They are showing some indycar between these ads
>>
Why are American ads so exciting.

Not even memeing.
>>
Most cable TV streaming pages are cancerous, but ESPN's is by far the absolute worst. Shit quality, cuts out, random ads all over the place, slow as fuck to load since the front page is a mess.

Amazing when you consider streaming should be a priority for a sports channel
>>
any 60fps helmet cams?
>>
HEY

http://cricfree.sc/espn-live-stream-btsports
http://cricfree.sc/espn-live-stream-btsports
http://cricfree.sc/espn-live-stream-btsports

WATCH THIS ONE THERE'S NO ADS
>>
>>76028930
>flash
>400kbps
>>
>>76028914
I don't know why those dinosaurs can't see it. 10 years from now or sooner, anyone actually wanting to watch cable TV will be out of the ordinary. Top priority should be nailing the streaming business now
>>
How old are these guys?
>>
>>76028952
better than missing entire runs due to ads.
>>
>>76028961
spain doesn't have google?
>>
This is the aero setup Alonso will be using I think
>>
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>>76026955
>Did multiple laps around people at Indy and never even got a pint of Milk

Poor Doggo
>>
has anyone ever noticed how often Scott Dixon says "y'know"? seriously listen to his interviews
>>
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>>76028977
If I wasn't too lazy to Google it I would have a job
>>
>"muh great young american driver, he deserves a full season ride"
>gets full season
>sucks
>>
>low df setup
>shit speed
>>
>>76029004
An American Nico Rosberg then
>>
>255
>>
>>76029031
AJ Foyt team are always back markers
>>
Hope somebody has another OP ready to go
>>
dat blonde qt with perky little tiddies, is that hinch's gf?
>>
>>76029058
i've got it
>>
>>76029046
>Scott Dixon
>American

mate... he's from New Zealand
>>
>>76029050
Only the YAMATO DAMASHII of Sato was able to make them competitive in 2012
>>
How important is pole?
>>
>>76029086
in terms of being able to win? not so important
but qualifying results here pay points
>>
>not a single person in the stands

DEAD SPORT
>>
>>76029085
he was on Rahal-Letterman in 2012 bruh
>>
Alonso is the next?
>>
>>76029086
honestly not that important

plenty of 500s were won from the back of the field. it's basically an endurance race.
>>
>>76029086
like getting a 5 second head start in a marathon
>>
>>76029086
It's good for track position, but there will be >50 lead changes in the race, so it doesn't mean a whole lot.
>>
>>76029086
Not very, they win some money and championship points though
>>
>>76029086
not that important
>>
>>76029109

gr8 b8 m8
>>
>>76029086
Not important at all.

Especially if Kevin Cogan is on the front row too
>>
New thread just for Alonsos run?
>>
>>76029112
He is
>>
>>76029110
Fug
>>
>>76029081
Yeah... I realised as soon as I sent it
>>
>>76029140
yah
>>
ALONSOOOO JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA GP2 QUALIFYING
>>
>>76029161
>>76029161
>>76029161
>>76029161
new
>>
ALONSLOW
>>
NEW THREAD
>>
>>76029204
>>76029204
>>76029204
new thread
>>
3rd
>>
>>76029282
>bourdais
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