save us degrom edition
Lineups:
>angles
1. Cameron Maybin (R) LF
2. Kole Calhoun (L) RF
3. Mike Trout (R) CF
4. Luis Valbuena (L) 3B
5. Andrelton Simmons (R) SS
6. C.J. Cron (R) 1B
7. Martin Maldonado (R) C
8. Danny Espinosa (S) 2B
9. Ricky Nolasco (R) P
>mest
1. Michael Conforto (L) LF
2. Jose Reyes (S) SS
3. Jay Bruce (L) RF
4. Neil Walker (S) 2B
5. Curtis Granderson (L) CF
6. Wilmer Flores (R) 3B
7. Lucas Duda (L) 1B
8. Rene Rivera (R) C
9. Jacob deGrom (L) P
Lets go H/a/los!
deGrom
this is supposed to mean a win for the Metsies
right?
right?
Tank! Tank! Tank! Tank! Tank!
First pick next year for a new third baseman and getting rid of sandy alderson!
I think this could be the year we break the 120-loss record we set in 1962.
oh hey, ron is back
>>76008149
>We have no speed
>No pitching
>No bullpen
>No hitting
>Just conforto and degrom
>Everyone else is a hot mess
>Blown games everywhere
>Everyone hurt
>Harvey is dead
Fuck this, but I'm not quitting this team.
Hope judge gets caught for PED's and they crash and burn
sup
>>76008209
it may sound delusional, but harvey was actually not bad last time. certainly not the reason we lost
no pooholes. good.
When was the last time you guys actually looked at deGrom's ERA? It's not for the faint of heart.
>starting the game with a 4 pitch walk
sounds about right
>>76008224
I know, but the bullpen killed us as well. Plus not getting any RBIS at all doesn't help the situation
Wow, I can't wait for the Mets to lose AGAIN!
>>76008269
yeah the bullpen should all be gassed but blevins and reed. complete shitshow
>maybin
>>76008269
>not getting any RBIS
are you referring to Harvey specifically or to the whole offense? If you're talking about the whole offense, the term we generally use is 'runs'...
niggy instincts to steal were to strong
>>76008265
shit i thought it was like 2.75, when did it fly up like that. oh that's night, it's from runs charged to him despite 10 K's in a game from other dumpster fire bullpen idiots.
hey everybody
think degrom will actually pitch the 7th tonight?
>>76008294
Unironically, we need David Robertson. He's at least better then someone like reed
>>76008329
would be nice. he just needs to keep the pitch count down
>almost 20 pitches in top of the 1st
probably won't see him past 6.
>>76008329
He's already got 19 pitches in the first so he's really gotta make up for that.
>>76008339
we can't afford him unless we give up our good prospects, and we'd be better developing them instead
>ANOTHER near 20 pitch inning
i'm getting really tired of saying how really tired of this shit i am
noice mix in that curveball
Curious if you guys caught this little gem:
http://www.nj.com/mets/index.ssf/2017/05/5_teams_the_mets_could_trade_matt_harvey_to.html
>>76008438
Please trade him to brewers.
time to get confortable boys
>maybin
>>76008438
lol at all those players
I think right now the ceiling for a matt harvey trade would be gerardo parra
wow reyes at 1,999 hits.
What are we listening to today?
the angels are playing like the mets
>>76008487
of course we caught the broors in may when they'll be one of the worst teams in baseball by august
welp, let's see how we fail to score with 2 on and no outs. oh there goes bruce down on strikes. wew lads.
don't worry, i'm sure these stranded baserunners won't come back to haunt us
thank god granderson is batting 5th!
if this post gets dubs, maybe he can do something here
oh shit we actually scored
based old man
>the city of cameron maybin
wait, what the fuck just happened. oh fuck that. WHAT THE FUCK. robbing us of runs cause of a fucking towel from the bat boy.
>A ball lodging behind or under canvas on field tarp is out of play.
>>76008568
did you not see it hit the stool??????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>76008568
Thats an auto dead ball mang ball disappeared, and ball boy just relaxing
>>76008585
yes i saw it, but ump said it was fair then changed his mind, ball was already thrown to 3rd before he switched it up. that was a clusterfuck.
They aren't losing yet so that's a good sign
>Two Ks away from taking strikeout lead
And only 2 wins to show for it
>>76008721
they're winning in fact
good ass inning by degrom, but the pitch count is nearly 40, again. not good long term
Now if only he could tick up that fastball one MPH and not have to waste pitches every time he faces a shitty batter.
strike one
strike two
ball
fastball fouled off
ball
fastball fouled off
ball
changeup for strike three
who /cosmoskidsclubmember/ here
this strike zone is rather large
>>76008893
for you
>>76008851
Looks like a repainted Jar Jar
>>76008851
Being this hard on ricky. C'mon ump!
oh shit degrom might actually go far into this game
>only 10 pitches
finally
>>76008851
With all these injuries, we're all gonna be 51s fans soon.
KKKKK
Mike Trout? More like Mike Flounder.
KKKKKK now, woot!
>>76009148
where's Mike Tuna? Mike Mackerel?
>>76009148
>>76009203
>no Tim Salmon
>American Standard toilets are advertising on TV now
what
easy man, the ball will get there
>>76009297
i'm not sure why he thought he had to rush to get wilmer out. dude has feet of stone
KKKKKKK
SEVEN
So what part of Flushing is everybody from?
muy bueno
Is the strat now just wait until Degrom pitches and then pray nobody else fucks up?
>>76009496
Its New York Mets not Flushing Meadows Mets
Why don't the Mets play their home games at Arthur Ashe when it rains?
>>76009570
It's a mystery why they don't try playing baseball on a tennis court.
>>76009613
kek
>>76009570
git lawst, oghkay
really feel like we should be scoring more against this pitching staff, but oh well
>>76009655
>we can't win, that would be a sin!
dubs and degrom complete game shut out
KKKKKKKK
Degrom and Conforto are God's gifts to the Mets
>walking trout on a 3-2 count
hm.
fucking terry
ok that was legitimately gay as fuck
No faith in deGrom
Lets go Angels!
You got lucky Terry
HAY HO HAY HO
TERRY COLLINS GOT TO GO
should have just walked him and saved the pitches if that was what you were going to do, Terry
>>76009899
lol @ the entirety of your team but mike trout
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
NL BEAST RESURGENCE STARTS TODAY
That was a bit of autism he should have just intentionally walked Trout in the first place
>>76009926
Can't really argue with that, i'm just here for umpball and meme magic.
>>76009943
he didn't want to put a runner in scoring position. once calhoun made it to second, it didn't matter
a $100 fine for 'fraternizing'? that's a thing? the hell do they think they're doing, collusion?
do players actually get fined for that?
why did gary act like that ball was going out here lmao
>>76010055
MLB >no fun allowed
>>76010089
he keeps overhyping fly balls. that one looked like it had a chance but he keeps doing the "ZOMG ITS A LONG WELL HIT BALL TO THE WARNING TRACK!! AAAAND.. out."
>my friend calls me up
>"hey bro we're watching the Cavs game and having a few beers, some girls are coming over you should come thru"
>"n-no thanks"
>"why not?
>"I-I'm watching the Mets game"
>*hangs up*
how's your Friday night going? thanks for reading my blog
>>76010145
if it makes you feel any better, it's basically a blowout already
>intentionally walked after a 2-0 count
w-woah Terry get back in the Mets dugout
i'm not sure when rene rivera became an above average major league hitter, but i love it
>>76010145
>wake up at 5:30 pm like a champ
>poop while checking phone
>realize game is vs angels, and not dodgers
>have no time to prepare funny photohoops
>check out youtube shit
>poop again
>fuck around on the chans till gametime
>here we are.
blogposting ftw.
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
almost had an aneurysm
we can't have any nice things
unfortunately we're going to have to amputate that finger
take him out he's lost control can't grip the ball
take him out he fucked up his ring finger God dammit
Yeah that's right run your fat ass over there Terry
are you kidding please just take him out we can't have DeGrom destroy his finger
WHY MUST WE SUFFER????
WHY CANT THE GNATS GET THIS SHIT FOR FUCKS SAKE????
i don't wanna see degrom on the fucking DL, if his shit is fucked he needs to get off the mound terry you senile fucker!
so it's official
God doesn't want Mets pitchers to pitch more than 6 innings
inb4 he gets taken out, the bullpen allows all the runs to score, and his ERA is still shit
TERRY YOU FUCKING SHIT I SWEAR IF DEGOM IS ON DL AFTER THIS GAME
TAKE HIM OUT HIS FINGER
>>76010594
Same. Degrom is my absolute favorite. It feels terrible when he's injured, and he should be given better care then this. I blame warthen for this shit
>DeGrom in trouble
>Pen not ready
Bravo guys
Holy shit Espinosa is trash
>this inning
way to nut up degrom
fucking walgreens retread
holy shit this is horrifying
you have this, degrom
get us home
THANKS BASED REYES
ELITE AS FUCK
jesus christ jose
>Reyes
He didn't fuck it up
REYES YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD!
holy shit that was close
I am in a full fucking sweat thank God Reyes
ez inning
ez life
Fucking magic
i think it's time for an apology
Today, we win.
I am crying a little bit oh my God
*blocks your losing streak*
CONFORTABLE
CONFY!
Well Mest, We have no insurance runs to compensate for out shit bullpen. Enjoy your win you earned it!
ZERO DARK 30
So what Gary is saying is that this is the worst Mets team since 1962
>>76011126
git lawst, oghkay?
>>76011126
yep
fuck yes, confy. was outside for a sec, woohoo!
Can anyone stop us? I'm 110% serious. Name one team.
>>76011245
The medical team.
jerryyy
I thought sony nerfed that
>>76011245
God Squad.
Better pull Belvins thanks terry.
is sewald elite?
>Mets will actually have a lead going into the 9th
I-I don't remember how this feels.
paul sewald might be legit. and this game might be a massive turning point for the mets
Just got home...haven't been watching the game but I've been keeping up with it. All I'll say is Danny Espinosa is worse than Josh Hamilton. He doesn't have the contract, but his ability to play the game is much worse, which I didn't think was possible.
SHAKIRA SHAKIRA
TJ doing work
dats right!
top kek non stop sloppy everything
>angels "catching"
>be a "catcher"
>can't catch
what did he mean by this?
when is duda leaving again?
>>76011902
Soon as an American league team is willing to trade for DH.
>>76011902
dominic smith will be the first baseman by the end of the year
good day for mets catchers today
rivera extends hit streak
nido 4-5 with three quarters of the cycle in AA
mazeika still dominating in st lucie
Nothing like a game against the Angels to stop a team's losing streak.See you guys tomorrow.
i moar out!
been way too fucking long since i could post this. gg halos, we needed this more than you can know
Are the Mets, dare I say, back?
feels good to win again, boys!
we...won?
WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YES. FINALLY WE PUT UP A W. see you tomorrow guys.
>>76012142
Other teams say they suffer a lot, we are that team that ends losing streaks. It hurts.
METS WIN
Been a while. But watch them blow tomorrow.
Lol we won
>>76012277
so THIS is where matz has been
>>76012246
Remember the 0-9 Twins last year? All you need is a good dose of the Halos.
>>76009228
I've been seeing that shit everyone the angels play