/heem/: bellator 179 edition

kek Rory got heemed already

b r o k e n

>>76006771
SPOILERS NIGGER

Here we go. The #Bellator179 main event is up next. Paul 'Semtex' Daley vs. 'The Red King' Rory MacDonald. This one gives me the Goosies™.

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Feed him rory

P's and Q's!

How many bongs and bings till Rory?
Someone plz

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I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

they gas by 3 minute mark

>>76006852
NOW
O
W

>>76006866
Is this >>76006771 true?

>>76006866
wrong, kingo fight is on currently

>>76006878
Not yet, still doing walkouts.

remember when nick diaz beat this gentlemen? lol

>>76006888
How do u know?

>>76006881
Kongo wins by split decision.

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https://twitter.com/mousasi_mma/status/865675745296699392
>Sadly, Fake news happening about my contract situation. No deal yet with @ufc . U will hear it from me first if it happens. @arielhelwani

>>76006899
Fight is on a one hour tape delay and results for the fights are out besides rory who is about to fight live

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spot the brits

>>76006939
I thought Arlovski was still signed to the UFC?

I'm disgusted to say this, but fuck I'm glad there's UFC...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb-DTrMG4vs

Rory's walkout.

Rory posturing up and trying to land blows with Daley on his back

Rory now in half guard working on elbows

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>>76007017

All Rory so far, Daley doesn't have an answer for his top game

Lads I'm watching my first ever MMA fight. Is this normal? Is he trying to crush his organs? Do they not just fight?

>Multiple first round knockouts in prelims
>Multiple finishes on main card
>Start the broadcast with a 3 round split decision snorefest

Pretty sure this current match wasn't even first on the live show.

Starting to think Bellator is amateur tier

>>76006960
Same. Imagine Bellator being the representative of the whole sport.

>>76007058
He's just playing possum. Watch out for his sick submission skills.

MacDonald 10-9

Rory hits a nice headkick. Daley eats it and fires back a counter, Rory ducks and takes him down again

>>76007061
Are you watching the kongo fight? No this fight is dog shit. Some 40 year old man just hugging his way to a decision

where the fuck is the stream

>>76007100
Yeah that's it. Why is he even winning? He's done no damage has he, he's just preventing the fat spic from attacking.

Rory now in full mount and has rthe rear naked choke! RORY WINS

Rory now in full mount and has rthe rear naked choke! RORY WINS

Rory now in full mount and has rthe rear naked choke! RORY WINS

Rory now in full mount and has rthe rear naked choke! RORY WINS

Rory now in full mount and has rthe rear naked choke! RORY WINS

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>>76007103

this

HOLY SHIT WHAT A COMEBACK

ELKINS v BEKTIC HAS NOTHING ON THAT KNOCKOUT

>>76007112

>full mount
>rear naked

wut

>tfw cant even shitpost in this threads because all the fights will be spoiled for me

thanks coker

DALEY lands a left and puts MACDONALD to sleep. The fight is over!

DALEY lands a left and puts MACDONALD to sleep. The fight is over!

DALEY lands a left and puts MACDONALD to sleep. The fight is over!

DALEY lands a left and puts MACDONALD to sleep. The fight is over!

DALEY lands a left and puts MACDONALD to sleep. The fight is over!

WHAT THE FUCK DALEY THAT'S INSANE

rory won via RNC round 2


rory won via RNC round 2


rory won via RNC round 2


rory won via RNC round 2

rory won via RNC round 2

fags, damn you all to hell

>>76007103
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/five

>>76007111
Grappling control and position. Also the other guy hasn't done shit either. They should both lose

Why the fuck is the fights on so early I'm.not getting out of bed for this

>>76007124
if they turn over...

Rory won the decision, but Daley won the fight.

Imagine being so pathetic that pretending to spoil a fight on a chinese image board is the only thing that makes you feel not dead inside.

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CONGRATULATIONS RORY MACDONALD

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Confirmed

HEEEEEEEEEM
Rory sent to the shadow realm

HOLY HELL SHOWTIME KICKS!!!!!!

>>76007154
>>76007155
called it son
>>76005709

>>76007154
>>76007155
>believing fake news

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How does Max land his flurries with only one more inch of reach than Frankie?

How does Aldo pressure and take down such a long and fleet-footed opponent?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z

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The British guy got destroyed.

BLACKSPLOSION wins again

Always bet on black

>Bellator
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""talent""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

WOODLEY ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>76007144
Fuck sake. I thought I'd have a nice late dinner and a couple of tins and enjoy this. Not for this shit. Now I'm haivng a late meal for no reason.

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1ynJOjzoXYAGR

Rory-Daley

So is Rory fighting for the belt next or what

>>76007260
Yep. Facing winner of Lima-Larkin.

>>76007238
Next two fights should be good according to spoilers. There were a lot of finishes early on but because bellator is trash they wont be showing them. Instead they aired the most boring fight on the card

i bet the queen of canada could heem the queen of england

Someone post link, dammit, my frs is fucking up

https://streamable.com/9o4bv

Daley just had a brawl with MVP outside of the cage.

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>>76007171
Holy shit, Max is a reachlet.

I never knew this. This completely changes my outlook on the fight to come, he MIGHT get leg kicked into oblivion.

Anyway,
>The state of that Pooron Poodley faggot
Kek!
Rory.

Rory MacDonald def. Paul Daley via submission (rear-naked choke) – Round 2, 1:45
Linton Vassell def. Liam McGeary via submission (arm-triangle choke) – Round 3, 2:28
Cheick Kongo def. Augusto Sakai via split decision (28-29, 29-28, 29-28)
Alex Lohore def. Dan Edwards via TKO (punches) – Round 2, 0:56
Kevin Ferguson Jr. def. D.J. Griffin via TKO (punches) – Round 1, 3:40
Stav Economou def. Dan Konecke via submission (guillotine choke) – Round 1, 1:05
Amir Albazi def. Jamie Powell via unanimous decision (30-25, 30-26, 30-26)
Nathan Jones def. Umer Kayani via submission (rear-naked choke) – Round 1
Fabian Edwards def. Rafal Cejrowski knockout (flying knee) – Round 1
Jeremy Petley def. Chase Morton via unanimous decision (29-28, 30-27, 30-26)
Mike Shipman def. Marcin Prostko via TKO (knees) – Round 1, 2:39
Salih Kulucan def. Diego Barbosa via submission (heel hook) – Round 1, 2:18


What does LFA stand for?

>>76007313

Daley-MVP next?

>>76007313
Literally and unironically WWE the sport

>The UFC is a bunch of Conor wannabes

>lol pussy MVP fight me pussy!!! *cuts cringe inducing promo*

Sincerely cannot wait until this dork gets Robbie'd again

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>>76007331
Legally Fucking Animes

>>76007358

muh dick

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>>76007352
> >>76007327
>N-next t-time
Lmao, get exposed you piece of sh*t!!

>>76007358
latina fat asses

>>76007358
laser fast anal

>>76007372
I know its not gonna happen because that dork is condemned to fucking bellasnore for the rest of his career LMAO

What fucking idiot scheduled this in the middle of a workday? Do they expect everyone to take the day off to watch their shitty promotion?

>>76007313
So is this legit or fixed tier shit

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>>76007389
>Seething
Fucking lmao.

Breakdance for me, BOI.

>>76007395
>posting lellator tier fighters

lmao

>>76007395
>seething about some deleted cuck whose making even less sponsor money than ever

Lol

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>>76007399
>>76007403
> >>76007327
Cry more.

Affirmative action ain't got no hold on my boy Rory.

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>>76007423
>curls into the fetal position in the middle of the cage
What did Rory mean by this?

Who is your favourite female fighter?

>>76007423
Oh yeah im crying so hard some washed up can made money for the week

What is it like midnight on Friday lol? LOSER

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>>76007442
>>76007446
I wouldn't say George Lopez is the utmost MMA authority around here. HOWEVER!
I shall quote him: "Why you crying? Ay, why you crying?".

i dont know why i stayed at home for this shit bellator

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>>76007327

I've been saying he might get leg kicked to death. I rewatched his fight with Swanson, since Swanson has the same measurements as Aldo, and Max spent most of that fight in a very wide stance. Coupled with the fact he is constantly getting leg kicked, he could very well get FAMOUS'd. He's not a bad fighter by any means though, so we'll see.

>>76007472
>teeped and jabbed for five rounds straight to lellator
tyron living rent free in that dome of yours

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>>76007478
Same. Night's still young though, I might still go get hammered because fuck cutting back on that any longer. You should do the same, Peru, Bolivia, Panama.

>Mfw based Rory working the marks

>>76007502
What's next for Holloway if his leg meat gets grinded for Joe-zay's restaurant? Frankie?

>>76007512
Yet it wasn't Tyrese. When he fought Rory he was begging for Angela Hill to rescue him. Stop crying you BLM pooskin.

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>unboying a boy because of someone who triggers your pucci hairs
stay racking up lellaWHO can "wins" while based woodgod be stacking belts and checks

>>76007530
When he fought Lawler, Rory fell to the ground and begged for the pain to stop. Based Tyron did in one round what Rory couldn't do in eight.

>>76007535
How embarrassing

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>>76007565
he literally n-next timed the same fucking night.

absolutely pathetic

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>Already triggered the Pooron sperg
Ez as fuck.

Watch me leave, get drunk, come back in 4-5 hours and him still sperging.

What a beautiful day.

>>76007564
And still got smoked by Rory. He got literally bullied. Don't you have a Eurovision festival to crash you filthy bogan? Lmao.

>Tell him and his boyfriend to stop crying
>They're still crying
Tsk tsk tsk...

>>76007596
why is rory in bellator if hes making less money?

>>76007612
Poosada

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>>76007618
>spainsperg talking shit about jacare

>>76007612
He's afraid. Robbie broke him and he had to avoid any real competition so he wouldn't have to feel the pain again.

>>76007612
It was supposed to be a strategic play in order for the UFC to pay him more to keep him on contract, it backfired

>>76007664
He should have kept his mouth shut about that, now UFC will lowball him after a few lellator wins

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>>76007664
>>76007676
hes a moron, look how much tyron and wonderboy made for 209.

he knows he can't compete without the needles. bj was right, rory's a fraud

>>76007163
You train mma?

>>76007708
Lith Chad already looking for a fight

Glad to see Canada push England's shit in

>>76007596
this just makes Wonderboy's performances look so bad

Rory literally toying with Woodley when he does the "plant my ass against the cage all fight" strategy

waited all day for this weak ass fight

MY FUCKING BOY

>>76007854
More pls
>>76007774
Naw but he can anytime visit my gym and roll with me, I have my amateur fights to deal with now.

>>76007888
did you expect a Tristar guy to slug it out coming off two losses

>Bellator contender beat UFC champ and #1 ranked welter

Cokers can't stop winning

I'm just glad my boy didn't get his nose destroyed again.

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>>76007894
Any video on previous fight? U wanna see you swang n bang

Glad I didn't get result spoiled, fight was pretty boring though

WELCOME BACK RORY

Where on the spectrum is rory?

>>76007920
Takes two to tango

Paul Daley is shit

>>76007934
>Takes two to tango
Thought it was "takes two to tangle"

>>76007931
Blood God

Daley is talking crud, he got lit up on feet

>>76007913
Naw man, next time I will sure give someone my phone to film it, which is soon

Closed the heem tab and remained unspoiled

Shit that was just a blowout wasn't it? Not the most entertaining fight but Rory made Daley look amateur

>>76007984
Goodluck bro, tuck in that chin. Can't let it go to the judges

>>76007984
good luck lithbro

>>76007895
No. But dead crowd, slow pace. Disappointing.

Good for Rory though I fucking love him.

>>76007564
Didn't Rory break his foot? He'd probably be champ right now if he didn't.

>>76007997
rory is still top 5 tier, especially that he's back on the gas

>>76008020
he was winning on the scorecards if I'm not mistaken, lawler just destroyed his nose

Are any of you watching Titan FC 44?

I like how Daley started saying Rory didn't stand with me when he had nothing for him there either

tfw missed the entire fight SHIT anyone got webbums

>>76008100
You didn't miss anything

>>76008100
It wasn't amazing. A few moments of standup, then Rory just took him down and stayed there for the rest of the first round.
The second was the same except Rory got his arm under teh chin and had Daley tapping

You can tell Daley didn't prepare a promo to cut in the eventuality that he gets BTFO

>>76008064
later

>>76008121
>Tap like a bitch
>Immediately attack first lesser fighter you see out of the cage to make everyone forget

>>76008124
Just started

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>>76006928
cute foot

>>76008137
Not to mention
>get clipped up in the few exchanges on the feet, and be unable to defend takedown
>muh swangin and bangin

anyone got the Rory's sub over the nigger?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRkqK6YMG6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRkqK6YMG6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRkqK6YMG6Q
WE ARE LIVE!

>>76008240
DANG! Those guys always find a way to REALLY make you think!

>Masvidal lost to Daley

Kek

>>76008292
"lost"

>>76008225
https://streamable.com/4tq5u

Is being a fat lazy neet a good base for MMA?

>Hendricks
Usadad
>lawler
Usadad
>Tyron
???

>>76007895
rory aint at tristar any more

>https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/865608799578710016

>romero vs whittaker

>rockhold vs gegard

/heem/ btfo yet again, you guys really are shit at predicting these things.

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>>76008225
Daley basically gave it to him
>>76008292
Unironically one of the worst decisions in regional history, Shark Fights, we will never forget

>>76008305
>le Daley won the decision, masbumdal won the fight XDDDDDDD

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>>76008307
yes
>>76008324
yeah but still Canadian, still cornered by Zahabi

Bisping will call it quits before he loses to Romero

>>76008346

What about being a skinny lazy neet?

>6'4 and walk around at 165.

>>76007894
How old are you

>>76008368
start dieting and kickboxing, you could be the K-1 MAX version of Semmy Schilt with those numbers

>>76008100
White domination over the inferior black man for two rounds. Nothing unusual really. You didn't miss much

>>76008368

It isn't about your body composition, it's about how disciplined you are, how often you train, how much punishment your body can take, and how much cardio you have.

>>76008324
He is still with tristar, he just trained at a different place this time. Zahabi still in his corner.

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business idea: just give the burly guy mounting you a hug

>>76008344
How about you watch the fight, Nigel, and not just look up wikipedia pages.

And if you ever (You) me again without the proper respect, I will slap the fried sausage out of your pikey mouth

>>76008383
Why

I still throw up when I run

Maia won the decision, Maia won the fight

>>76008648
SHAT AP

>>76008648
Maia won the Split Decision, Maia "won" the fight

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Titan FC drawing the crowds

Anyone know if there's a Geo Bee 2017 thread anywhere?

>>76008328
thanks duncan

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Schaub won the fight
Schaub won the decision

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>>76008685
Make one on /tv/ I guess
Maybe /pol/, /bant/, or /int/

>>76008700
Schaub has never lost to a natty fighter. GOAT.

Is Cormier vs bader the greatest fight to never happen?

why is bjj so boring

For me it's Christina Broccolini

Aldo won the fight, but Aldo also won the decision.

https://youtu.be/6ZZxzwHZ2Ek

>>76008711
He lost to our boy Hoy Nelson.

>>76008803
That was Schaub's UFC debut. Can't hold that against him. Roy also probably wasn't natty.

>>76008818
>Roy also probably wasn't natty
Keep dreaming faggot

>>76008747
Schaub vs Arlovski
Schaub vs Lester
Schaub vs Curtis
Schaub vs Rozman
Schaub vs Spalević
Schaub vs Gormley
Schaub vs Tuchscherer
Schaub vs Gonzaga
Schaub vs Mitrione
Schaub vs Marcus Jones (TUF)
Schaub vs Madsen (TUF)
Schaub vs Cro Cop
Velasquez vs Browne
Lewis vs Browne
Browne vs Werdum 1
Velasquez vs Rothwell
Werdum vs Big Nog
Hunt vs Nelson

This is my first week on /heem/.

Why is Brendan Schaub talked about so much here?

On r/mma I rarely see his name uttered.

>>76008831
Notice how shit he looked since usada? Just a coincidence though right?

>>76008847
His age and all the fat ruining his body, have you forgotten how much damage he's taken?

>>76008843
Glad you asked!

Brendan Schaub is the greatest fighter of all time. He dominated the heavyweight division before branching out to conquer the entertainment world as well. He used to be known as "The Hybrid" because he totally encompasses what it means to be a mixed martial artist. Early in his career he relied on his raw athleticism, but he refined his technique as he progressed as a fighter. Some highlights are when he picked up a clean knockout of the legend Mirko Cro Cop and actually landed the first D'Arce choke in heavyweight history on Matt Mitrione. I could go on for days about Schaubs record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.

I'm sure you've heard of his podcast before, The Fighter and the Kid (http://www.tfatk.com/). TFATK really showcases Brendan's whit and charisma and there is also this little goober named Bryan Callen (the kid). Bryan acts as the foil to Schaub. The show features witty banter and fantastic interviews. Big Brown really creates a relaxed environment and puts his guests at ease. The interviews are like conversations between childhood friends catching up. If you need to find the latest episode, you can always check the top of the iTunes chart ;)

If you want to know anymore feel free to ask. We all love him around here!

>>76008863
Thanks for clearing things up! Gonna go listen to the latest TFATK episode right now!

>>76008861
Poor Roy, no more PEDs to help him recover.
USADAD
S
A
D
A
D

>>76008877
What ever helps you sleep at night slubs

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UFC 212 Free Fight: Aldo v Mendes 2

https://youtu.be/6ZZxzwHZ2Ek

>>76008326
Why the FUCK would they waste potential MW title bangers for bisping?

>>76008900
Because he refuses to fight and UFC literally can't do shit about it because "Muh knee surgery"

>>76008833
What fight does Schaub get fucked up?

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>>76006928
>that foot

>>76008919
Be careful

>>76008919
Ronda

No known footage available

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reminder

>>76008911
Isn't that what interim titles are for? That forces his hand

why does mexican candy taste like playdough with chili powder in it

>>76008991
Doesn't matter MW will have been ruined, let's say Yoel beats Whittaker then beats Bisping. Then what? Fight gegard/Rockhold winner and it's all done. Yoel should just retire with one defence desu

>>76008991
Bisping will claim lingering pain from surgery just to avoid yoel.

>>76008683
plus half of masvidals strikes were throwing blind patty cakes behind his head while trying to avoid getting choked

>>76009304
Maia's strikes were one inch hammerfists.

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>>76009267
>awemaweh awemaweh

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>>76008919

>>76009320
so it's a wash and maia wont he fight by dominating every position

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thoughts on this man /heem/?

https://twitter.com/UFCFightPass/status/865692215128973316/video/1
>wmma

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>>76009336
Big Country is "my guy"

Think I'll look up that fight first.

Also btw recommend fights

>>76009359
kek

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>>76009322
I broke my back. My back is broken.

>>76009366
why is that ugly lesbian so angry does she post on heem all day or something

I fear for Yoel, is Whittaker going to flush him?

i hope gastelum heems weidman just so we get to hear him bitch about it

So is GSP vs Bisping back on?

>>76009366
worse than the wwe

>>76009468
No, UFC is going to do interim belt this summer. GSP shit outta luck

>>76009366
Please delete this before the other sports see it.

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>Triggered him again
Lmao, so god damn easy.

>>76009468
Does it matter at this point? The MW division is fucked, Bisping is a fucking gimp. And so is GSP.

Buncha fucking geeks killing my sport.

>>76009369
wec 12 34, 48, 53
pride 1, 10, 23
pride gp final absolute 2006
pride final conflict 2003, 2005
pride bushido 6, 9
both affliction cards
ufc 40, 100, 136, 144
eliteXC: street certified

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>>76009366
my god, is this autism?

>>76009543
thanks brother

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZZxzwHZ2Ek

Fresh Famous Burger founder coming through

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usada bless lads

>>76009366
This is the chick from the webm that does the abhorrent flying kick isn't it.

>>76009582
Literally the third time it's been posted this thread. Get a dog bro.

>>76009553
Oh, and I forgot Pride 33 which is crazy good. The 2000 Grand Prix is also worthwhile just for the landmark Gracie-Sakuraba fight.

>>76009624
If you're counting, i'm not the one that needs the doggo fammo

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I'm trying to be entertained right now Jon

>>76009607
>3.5 MB gif

Beat it

How awful is lellator?

They sign Rory, put his first fight on a tape delay, and then everyone in the USA knows the card is shit and won't bother watching it.

>>76009366
Can someone make this into a webm?

>>76009552
>as he smugly posts another picture of an infant

>>76009366
ROXXXXXXXXXXANNE

YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED SUIT

>>76009417
She is over 35, has no children, and is in a dead end """"career""""

>>76009366
>Velcro took picks for this fight

>>76009724
Spike's decision. They've done the same while they were broadcasting the UFC

>>76009724
lol and lebron is playing right now

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>>76009366
>tfw I will never have to look at Roxannes droopy nerd vagina

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Holy fuck, Titan FC must be where the manlets fight

>>76009869
Spike made them put Rory's first fight in England? It was spikes decision for Larkin to get a title shot before him? Scott coker is a garbage promoter

>>76009927
who the fook is that?

Is LFA on tonight? I don't know who the fuck these guys are

http://www.sherdog.com/events/LFA-12-Krantz-vs-Neumann-59123

>>76009948
tape delay is an embarrassment. can't even get it aired live in the market you are broadcasting from.

VERY worried about the MSG show.

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Hey everyone, remember when Rory beat the SNOT out of Tyroid? I sure do. Some people tend to forget.

>>76009703
Everybody, I can't watch this.

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The headliner is a 22 year old single mother

Anyone else find it weird they are putting Davis vs Bader on the free spike tv portion? You'd think they'd want to stack the ppv card with as many recognizeable names as possible.

Bellator NYC: Sonnen vs. Silva Card (Paper-View):

Light Heavyweight Main Event: Chael Sonnen (29-15-1) vs. Wanderlei Silva (35-12-1, 1 NC)

Heavyweight Main Event: Fedor Emelianenko (36-4, 1 NC) vs. Matt Mitrione (11-5)

Welterweight World Title Bout: Douglas Lima (28-6) vs. Lorenz Larkin (18-5, 1 NC)

Lightweight World Title Bout: Michael Chandler (16-3) vs. Brent Primus (7-0)

Lightweight Feature Bout: Aaron Pico (Debut) vs. Zach Freeman (8-2)
Bellator 180: Davis vs. Bader Card (SPIKE):

Light Heavyweight World Title Bout: Phil Davis (17-3, 1 NC) vs. Ryan Bader (22-5)

Featherweight Main Card Bout: James Gallagher (6-0) vs. Chinzo Machida (5-2)

Welterweight Main Card Bout: Neiman Gracie (5-0) vs. Dave Marfone (5-2)
Bellator 180: Davis vs. Bader Preliminary Card (Bellator.com):

Welterweight Preliminary Bout: RyanCouture (10-5) vs. Haim Gozali (7-3)

Lightweight Preliminary Bout: Jerome Mickle (2-1) vs. Anthony Giacchina (1-1)

Catchweight Preliminary Bout (168 1bs.): John Salgado (4-7-1) vs. Hugh McKenna (0-1)

Catchweight Preliminary Bout (130 1bs.): Matt Rizzo (9-2, 1 NC) vs. Sergio da Silva (6-8)

>>76009624

I'm surprised it's been posted that many times, this general is very pro Aldo compared to a year ago

>>76010192
lol this card is shit to be honest

>>76010083
Well some of us are trying to.

>>76010193
The famous meme has helped his popularity.

Oh nice Aldo-Mendes II is a free fight on YouTube rn

vitor wants to hurry up and get his ufc contract over with so he can trt up and get a few bellator fights in before he turns to dust

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>>76010192
>Matt Rizzo (9-2, 1 NC) vs. Sergio da Silva (6-8)

>>76010256
Better than UFC 212

>>76010256
>>76010192

Lima vs Larkin is pretty much the only high quality fight on the ppv portion.

Main Events are old men

They gave Chandler a wgaf fight

Aaron Pico is a really good prospect, but has no place on a ppv. He literally has never had a fight.

Bader vs Davis I was awful. I can't imagine 2 extra rounds will make it better.

>>76009724
>>76010006

I wouldn't mind watching Bellator just to have more fights to watch, but if they're putting it on a tape delay it just tells me they don't give a fuck about it, so why should I?

hey you guys notice UFC put Aldo/Mendes 2 up as a free fight?

>>76010370
Aldo vs Holloway is more interesting than the entire ppv maincard.

is theire UFC tonight?

>>76010370
i was going to slam you but 212 is terrible other than the main event lol

>>76010075
i think she's cute but i'm genetically predisposed to finding average white women more attractive than they really are

>>76010427
>white

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I miss anything good heem? just tuned in.

>>76010557
Rory MacDonald def. Paul Daley via submission (rear-naked choke) – Round 2, 1:45
Linton Vassell def. Liam McGeary via submission (arm-triangle choke) – Round 3, 2:28
Cheick Kongo def. Augusto Sakai via split decision (28-29, 29-28, 29-28)
Alex Lohore def. Dan Edwards via TKO (punches) – Round 2, 0:56
Kevin Ferguson Jr. def. D.J. Griffin via TKO (punches) – Round 1, 3:40
Stav Economou def. Dan Konecke via submission (guillotine choke) – Round 1, 1:05
Amir Albazi def. Jamie Powell via unanimous decision (30-25, 30-26, 30-26)
Nathan Jones def. Umer Kayani via submission (rear-naked choke) – Round 1
Fabian Edwards def. Rafal Cejrowski knockout (flying knee) – Round 1
Jeremy Petley def. Chase Morton via unanimous decision (29-28, 30-27, 30-26)
Mike Shipman def. Marcin Prostko via TKO (knees) – Round 1, 2:39
Salih Kulucan def. Diego Barbosa via submission (heel hook) – Round 1, 2:18

kongo fight was his best ever, possibly fight of the year material if were not including the ufc

>>76010425
Moraes vs Assuncao (fs1 prelims) could be really good

is their ufc tonight??

>>76010604
a good Kongo fight, really? Outside of destroying Pat's dreams I didnt think that was possible. Cant wait to see

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>be explosive african with dangerous heeming power
>get choked out in under 2 rounds by some autistic honky canadian hillbilly

is there anything more damaging to a black lads self-esteem?

>>76010653
He is lying. cheick did even less than normal. The whole card was underwhelming. I doubt many people here are even bothering to watch it right now.

>>76010427
>>76010534
Modafferi Name Meaning
Southern Italian: probably a variant of Modaffari, a nickname from Arabic ‘victorious’.


>>76009552
>Modafferi majored in Japanese Language

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>>76010681
honestly I was half expecting Daley to shave Rory's nose off his face.

>>76010751

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3yon2GyoiM

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>>76010075
>>76010116

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>>76010681
Go back to Sweden, pussy.

Me = DC
You = Gustafsson
I'm taking out the TRASH.

>>76010802
the guy who got ko'd by nick diaz? lmao

Rory loses to Lawler and Thompson, but beats Maia and Woodley.

Woodley beats Lawler and Thompson, but loses to Rory and ???

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>>76011135
Woodley = WGAF

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>>76009366

The Vanilla Gorilla approves.

Was kind of hoping they would put Aldo Edgar 2 for the free fight cause I loved that performance, but I understand using the Mendes fight since they're trying to hype up 212 as much as possible

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Does anyone at Welterweight pose a threat to Rory? I think he might move up to Middleweight if he does grab the strap

Jason Knight tweeting that he wants Yair Rodriguez next.

https://twitter.com/Jasonthekid23/status/865367577870159877?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

>>76010416
Maybe

When is next rizin card

>There are ""people"" on /heem/ who would rather watch Invicta than Glory tomorrow night

disgusting plebians

Banger alert on LFA on AXS

>>76011820
Also one of Schiavello's last shows for AXS

>>76008328
>ywn listen to Don Frye talking about beating his wife while Bas tries to run damage control during live commentary again

>>76010873
lmao

>>76011384
>sandals with socks
holy shit that kid needs to get beat up

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>>76011969
holy fuck I cant believe I missed that

>>76011969
>Don Frye talking about beating his wife
wut
story.

>the spammer is a Lellator fan

figures

>>76007864
Wonderboy has a glass jaw. Rory doesn't.

>>76012723
>Wonderboy has a glass jaw
how? he has never even been knocked out

>>76012735
fuck you faggots

Fuck you faggots

>>76006939
>"family" tattooed on his chest

does he even have a father?

>>76012735
FUCK you faggots...pretty hot tho

If Conor beats Floyd, is Anthony Joshua next?

YOU'RE ALL FAGS

Cheick Kongo putting on an absolute banger

>>76012735
LITTLE

why would I watch kekator if I already know the results

>>76013082
Support the fighters. Stick around for /cops/ after.

>>76011384
uh oh goobs got that dad hairline coming in. he'll be rocking a panic mohawk soon

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Daily reminder that Roufusport is the best MMA school on the planet as confirmed by statistics. Raufeon Stots is going to be the next UFC champion from our gym and there's literally nothing you can do about it.

lads
how was lellator

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>want to watch 4chan's offical MMA fighter, Rory 'The Red King' MacDonald, in his next fight
>turn on the computer to see what time the Lellator event starts
>mfw (my face when) it's already over, it was scheduled for the middle of the day on a Friday

Who the heck is running this two-bit operation?

>>76013224
The fight still hasn't happened yet on the tape delay broadcast. Turn on Spike and chill.

>>76013256
is the tape delay live now?
anyone got a stream?

>>76013256
>watching taped sports

I just can't do it. Live or I don't care.

>>76013276
Yes.
>>76013277
I'm just keeping it on because I have nothing else to do. I also would like to see if anyone sticks around for cops.

>>76013330

Let me know what time Cops starts and I'll tune in.

I'll need to find a stream too though.