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want to bang svitolina
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We /Nagassi/ now.
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JUSTdal
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*straight sets your favourite player*
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nadal on suicide watch
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>>76003114
*knocks him out*
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>>76003140
*beats fed for fun in a 100% fed crowd*
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How did Pliskova even get this far in a clay Masters?
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why are the balkans so good at this?
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ana is the qtest wta player
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>Halepeño won
>Nadal got shook
Now I just need Delpo to shut the bot down.
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>Zverev playing this well on an anti serve-surface at age 20
Is he a better version of Kyrgios?
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>>76003183
>qt
nah
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>>76003159
*steals ur #1 ranking for fun*
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>>76003188
>Hopman Cup
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>>76003192
*beats you 5 times for the AO*
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Stop creating OPs without text "Infinite Jest" faggot. Not going to write a single post in this.
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>>76003188
The Hopman cup is IPTL tier
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damn, the next match is so late
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>>76003231
blame the women
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Between 2005 the big 4 have won 96/112 masters 1000 tournaments.
Consistent.
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>>76003210
*beats u @ wimby and ends ur dream of a calendar year slem, sending u into an existential crisis which culminates in u firing ur whole team except ur 'spritual (((guru)))' *
nuthin personnel kid
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Pliskova has a lovely rat face.
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>>76003240
it's okay. I'll get some shit done
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>>76003250
*still first man to hold all 4 slams at the same time*
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>people actually think roidal didn't tank to rest up for RG
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>>76003269
>that pointy Jew nose
qt
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>>76003250
A common occurrence these days
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>>76003269
not really
svitolina could sit on my face anyday tho
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>>76003314
Rat face > man face
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is this you /tennis/ ?
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>>76003273
*destroys u every time we play*
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>>76003323
Age 32
>nope
graduated 3 time
>nope
unemployed
>nope
virgin
>I decline to answer a question
>parents house
nope
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>>76003273
Not even the second.
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>>76003323
remove 11 years and yese
>>76003322
not a manface
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>>76003323
>graduated
Not m*chael
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erika calvani hnnnng
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>>76003323
someone let him out!
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>Fed is one point from the calendar slam
>Nadal kneels on the other side of the court
>He turns to the tunnel and nods
>Donskoy emerges and defeats Fed in 3
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>>76003484
literally r eddit the post
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>>76003484
which video game is this from
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>>76003537
Tennis World Tour. Comes out in 2018.
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quick claim u're tennisfu
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>>76003537
reddit: the game
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>>76003537
Can't wait for an American to gid gud in tennis again so we can have some decent tennis games.
Might just take another decade.
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>>76003574
r eddit: the country
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>>76003571
blanco?
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>>76003537
Tennis Elbow.
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>>76003609
Finished my Rafa career and started a Murray one. Murray is so much more powerful than Rafa, 4 extra mph on the forehand and 4 on the backhand too. Less precision though.
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who does rafa play next?
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>>76003537
Reddit Edits: Tennis
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Only countries with GS winners should post in /tennis/.
Y/N
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>>76003664
Yes
RIP gabe
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>>76003664
Ok
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>>76003641
Rafa there is pure defense, you to tweak his stats to make him more offensive
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>>76003664
No. Only non-fanboys should post on /tennis/, to maintain civility.
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>>76003664
ok
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Mahony
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>>76003664
rip
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>>76003664
Open or pre Open era?
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>>76003664
Only if it's for the past 17 years
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>>76003664
Actual achievements or women GS included?
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>>76003664
*drinks your milkshake*
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>>76003897
>atp
also
>dolan young
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how 2 get swole af?
>>76003922
t moldova
>>76003934
>dolan
kc tier
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>>76003942
lift heavy and eat lil more. consistently for a year
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>>76003922
>mfw he got banned from RG & wimbleybimbley for his DavisCup shenanigans
Tennis folks truely can't handle the banter
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>>76003942
>how 2 get swole af?
bench press and tofu
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>>76003942
lift lifts
>>76003955
Kyrgios has said worse shit
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>>76003955
Bunch of spoiled brats.
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>>76003949
>eat more
don't think thats possible
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>>76003955
yeah and based Boris jumped in his defense today
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>>76003962
Well Wimbledon has also fined Nikc iirc
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>>76003968
u fat?
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>>76003990
yeee 5'7 275
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>>76004000
How can you even get that fat? Veggies are so easy to cook and you can do calisthenics at home.
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>>76004000
Why is every American poster here so fucked up? Between the fat one, the poo in the loo, the one who can't pass intro level math courses and the autist who has been in uni for a decade I'm the only normal one
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>>76004000
oh
lift heavy and eat less. meal plans are ez
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>>76004037
>>76004045
>>76004046
trolled hard
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>>76004045
maybe you should go the reddit instead
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>>76004052
grow up.
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>>76003443
I'll see what I've got.
There's the gong incident with >Mouri.
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>>76004061
i've got a bit of a pot belly, and a jack succ tier butt thats all
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>>76004052
>/pol/ fag
Truly the cancer of this 4chan era
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>>76004045
>I'm the only normal one
you'll be doomed soon enough m8.
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>>76004084
>macfags
You're not helping your case
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>>76004067
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>>76003443
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>>76004091
show me a better laptop for $350. sick of my thinkpad
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>>76004074
only sp. his, and int
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>>76004067
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>>76004101
>laptops
unironically reddit
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>>76004101
literally any cheap one that has a good amount of potential RAM. good processor already in it is good
and of course, install GNU/Linux
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>>76004093
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>>76004067
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>>76004118
mine has 8 gbs of ram and 256 ssd buddy.
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>>76004067
evading spam
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>>76004067
still evading
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>>76004132
pgud 4 a lappytop. get better HDD and GPU and rid ur'self of cancer OS and u're gud
Me on the left btw
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>>76004067
*evades*
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>>76004154
>tfw man of feels used to tap that
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tangentially rel8ed
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>>76004176
>Ci-bunda-va
Wouldn't mind tapping that.
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Who is the Agassi of this generation?
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MUGURUZA BLANCO BTFOING GORILLIAMS
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>>76004205
they tried to hype kei. but injuries OP
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>>76004200
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Glad i got off the ride
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*sells shit wine*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVaWU710ZRM
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>>76004205
In terms of "attitude" and "won't fulfil a percent of his talent before straitening his act"? Kyrgios. Even if their games are completely different.
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>>76004205
Nadal's the one who's losing his hair
Federer is the one who's playing well and taking the ball early like Agassi did at the end of his career
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Was this the day of his demise?
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>>76004245
>love
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>>76004247
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>>76004273
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>>76004067
I don't think I have any more pics featuring No2e that haven't been dumped I this thread or the previous ones, including by other posters.
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>>76004293
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>>76004307
I have PERHAPS loosely related stuff like the previous pic, but not sure.
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>>76004337
rebootrequired.webm
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It's >>76004152.
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Friendly reminder Rafa got BTFO ~2h ago
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>>76004337
a third of these was made by me
Don't know whether to feel flattered or sad
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>>76004398
if someone offered you 3 billion USD to commit suicide would you?
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>>76004381
>>76004356
Bleh. Have this one instead.
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>>76004398
Friendly reminder he tanked to save his energy for RG
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>>76004410
>Nadal
>Tanking
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This is one of the oldest tennis gifs i have saved.
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>>76004461
where do you make webbums m8?
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Is there a less attractive name than garbine
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>>76004487
You need a 4chan gold pass to make webms
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>>76004499
Abigail.
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>>76004499
judy
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>>76004499
Emma and Olivia
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>>76004337
I notice I had a .gif that was too big.
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>>76004521
Will Roidal ever be relevant at grass again? I never fully understood why he's so shit at it after 2011.
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>>76004487
I make them from my timeshift files. Basically watching on a 3rd monitor with a satellite TV capture card.
Then I use Adobe Premiere to encode the webm.
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>>76004509
I'll give you that one. Or Beatrice
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>>76004549
nerd
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>>76004544
He likes to have a lot, LOT of time to prepare his strokes. Nowadays he's quite uncomfortable when playing against players who take the ball as early as possible, drive it hard, without shanking into infinity (Federer). Also, grass is harder on the knees because your footing has to be perfect: you can't adjust with a small slide, even for a few centimetres like you can on hard or clay. Unless you're a fucking lawnmower like Djokovic who just shreds grass away without giving as much as a flying fuck.
The funny thing was that the year he lost vs. Brown, he actually had tried to serve harder than usual.
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Are the cicadas supposed to come back this year I keep finding all the shells
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>>76004587
shut up michael
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>>76004544
Rosol broke him.
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>>76004620
did they fugged?
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>>76004608
So it's over for him on grass?
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>>76004650
And Queery broke Djokovic
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>>76004664
signs point to yes
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>>76004671
He won Stuttgart in 2015.
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>>76004671
And by that, I also mean that Nadal really, really wanted to win Wimbledon and made huge efforts to play better on grass. After losing in 2007 he cried because he thought he wouldn't get another chance. He won the next year, then >Birdbitch happened.
Depends of his draws. If he manages to survive the first week and wait until the grass gets slower in the second week he can have a chance. He's just extremely suspect to getting upset on the surface.
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>>76004677
>is about to win Rome
>broken
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how come gay ppl aren't good at tennis?
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>>76004713
I don't like Rafa, but I think he's pretty good desu
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>>76004713
Jan-Michael Gambill was p good also like 40% of the WTA is gay
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>>76004698
>>76004671
You have to consider that Top 100 players aren't that far from the "Elite" players in terms of level of play. They're "just" not as consistent. As a top player you want to save energy during the first few rounds, so you're likely not to play as seriously. Now if they play like hot shit, suddenly the gap between the two players isn't nearly as big anymore.
>>76004713
They're women and/or not out of the closet.
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>>76004733
this
>>76004713
carolie garcia is gonna win roland garros tho
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>>76004713
Ample supply of hot chicks wanting your D.
Tennis players were the most popular in HS.
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>>76004735
Good posts, who do you think is favorite for Wimbledon? Fed?
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>>76004778
Kyrgios not even memeing
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>>76004778
Murray if his form recovers at RG/Queens.
If not, Fed.
Literally don't see anyone else winning except for Djokovic
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>>76004713
I am somewhat disappointed the Brazilian /fa/ poster has not commented on this yet.
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>>76004778
Djokovic
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>>76004778
john isner
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>>76004799
>kyrgios
>chimping out in slams
pick two
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>mugu choking
Sad!
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>>76004778
Zverev or Kyrgios
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>>76004778
2bh, I can't tell. There doesn't seem to be a clear-cut favourite due to how supposedly Elite players are flopping left and right. I'd say there's a good group of outsiders more than a group of favourites.
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>>76004822
no
>>76004803
>murrie
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>Women match 3 sets again
>Delpo - Djoko gets delayed
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>>76004856
Another question: will Thiem be a clay baby forever or has he game to do well on HCs and grass?
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Got 1k on djok to win (profit 450 quid)
how blacked am i
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>>76004972
t. casual
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>>76004975
will be an all around threat
>>76004985
post pic faggot and u gucci. free moni
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>>76004975
Depends if he learns how to play closer to the baseline and stop swinging for the fence. We've seen shades of this today in the last few games, where he forced Nadal to shank quite a bit just by taking more balls on the rise. Let's say he can, but he has to make the commitment.
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>>76003922
*fucks every woman in a 10 mile radius*
*in Paris*
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>>76004975
He sees the ball early so I don't see why he can't do well on grass or hc.
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>>76003609
do you play?
who plays TE here? i will literally destroy you.
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>leave the negro to me
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>>76005037
I think I still have an appropriate .gif for that.
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>>76005030
If the atp speeds up the courts like they did in the AO this season I reckon he'll suffer.
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>>76005196
Is that a real Gone with the Wind porn parody?
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sorry to be that guy, but anyone got a stream? all of my usual links have been dogshit for about a week.
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>servebotting on clay
>wears a bass pro shop hat
Is he literally /ourguy/ to win the tournament
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What does Muguruza do all year when it's not clay season?
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for the love of god please hold serve mugu
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>>76004164
mysides
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>>76005273
Gets verbally and physically abused by her coach
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>>76005287
Apparently it's not working that well
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>>76005273
Not me unfortunately.
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>>76005254
ATP or WTA?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97u4C6-HjOQ
update on my 2nd day as a buddhist
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I wish they did on court coaching for the ATP tour
>>76005332
numale hipster garbage
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>>76005272
Yes
BIG JOHN will save us from the Djokovic/Zverev/Delpony memes
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Hippie GOAT when?
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>>76005332
What kind of Buddhist anon?
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>>76005341
>I wish they did on court coaching for the ATP tour
Toni Nadal already does.
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>>76005254
http://goatd.net/202860/watch-wta-rome-court-centrale
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>>76005382
there's different kinds?
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just one more game
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>>76005272
kek
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do it mugu
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>>76005395
Are you 'avin a laff m9-1?
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got £1k on djok to win
how blacked am i
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>>76005413
srs
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>>76005423
I don't think you're this stooped.
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I want to punch Muguruza so hard. I don't know why.
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>>76005437
im american
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>>76005422
>glass wrists man v vegan ebola man
Could go either way
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>>76005442
And you thought that a religion with 1 billion followers doesn't have any denominations?
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>>76005439
I want to fist her desu
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>>76005422
On clay it's Djokovic all the way.
>>
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>>76005465
denominations
wtf is that? voodoo?
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>>76005469
That's too extreme for me.
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>>76005483
Buddhism is like 4chan, right, and every denomination is a board. Unlike us tho, they do get laid, hence the billion. Get it?
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based mugu not taking it to 3 sets
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>>76005478
Eh, it starts in about 14 minutes.
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why don't you fuckers use ace stream, it has been buffering for 3 minutes, it needs more users
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>>76005505
oh.
which one is the best for stress?
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>>76005465
Zen bud is best bud;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zraWFhk5ZVo
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>>76005522
/x/ definitely. Even Bill Shatner posts there.
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>>76005531
thx
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>>76005522
It's only good when you are already rich and successful. Before that it will cripple your career and ambition.
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>>76005534
kekd
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>>76005547
You don't need it when you're rich. Just follow whatever Werner Herzog follows and you'll be fine.
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>>76005566
what does he follow?
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>>76005422
literally free money
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>>76005519
AceStream shits on me from time to time. it's annoying
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>>76005574
Madness and curiosity I assume.
>>76005557
He said he posts on /tv/ and /x/.
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>>76005566
>Werner Herzog
He saved Joaquin Phoenix's life from a car accident once
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>>76005519
Absolutely crap internet, dial-up tier.
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Vegancuckboy loses tonight.
Screencap this.
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>>76005604
Are you the Anti-djokovic-poster poster from before?
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>>76005604
the fix is in: 6-4. 6-3 Djokobot
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>>76005604
How much is the Serbian shitting on Djokovic?
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>>76005631
Da.
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>>76003571
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>Bernades
Nole is finished
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>>76005675
Very rude!
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>tfw you want del poo to win but everyone from south of the rio grande has negative opinions of argentina
Such a dilemma
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I hope the GOAT will rape that black man.
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>>76005519
I am. Mines in Spanish. You got an English ?
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>>76005597
His car caught fire near LA right?
>werner will never save your life and then run off without a word
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>>76005715
potato
>>76005478
http://goatdee.net/202859/watch-atp-rome
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>>76005732
>without a word
But his voice is so nice.
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It's ogre
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What is Djokovic's total h2h against the rest of the players left?
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>>76005732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrRNM9cMBDk
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LMAO
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>>76005422
Nole is not playing bad. He had a pretty decent match against Bautista the other day. But this is upset friday so anything can happen.
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>>76005677
UGLY imp
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>>76005774
I already know what that is
>it is not a significant bullet
>>76005761
ITS ANUDDAH KOSSOVOPOLJE
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vamos Delpo
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>Shookovic makes an early appearance
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>>76005811
>>76005774
whats herzog best movie?
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>>76005820
Stfu m*chael
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>>76005816
/pol/ memes in spee
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>>76005820
Nosferatu
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>>76005820
Aguirre/Nosferatu/Encouters/Cave of forgotten dreams/My best Fiend/Fitzcarraldo. My favorite is pic related but there really is no correct answer
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>when you realize this matchup should have been the new FEDAL but Delportro's body gave up.
>>
>>
That break point showed why delpo won't ever win a slam again.
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>>76005833
It's literally a facebook meme though
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>>76005848
Murrovic is the new Fedal.
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>>76005820
Das boot
Also Uwe Bill > HerZOG
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>>76005862
yeah that's exactly why i am complaining.
>>
>>76005848
Fedal was a shitty rivalry anyway
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>>76005860
I saw it on twitter first, so actually might not been pol
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>>76005870
Djokdal was the real GOAT rivalry
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>tfw no Jelena gf
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>>76005879
Sampgassi was the GOAT
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>>76005867
>das boot
Don't even djoke about that
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I want to hear Delpo grunt like this when he's pounding my girlfriend
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>>76005916
You don't have a girlfriend cocksucka.
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>>76005927
this
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These young ballgirls are what destroyed him tßh
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>>76005935
Did your parents arrange your marriage el-anon?
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This match is boring.
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>>76005938
>amor&paz
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>>76005927
That's less pathetic than being a cuckold.
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>>76005927
My sister and your mother then
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mfw the german wta fag shows up
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>>76005937
Was this pic taken while Nole was taking them down to the rape dungeon?
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>>76005938
how do u let somebody cuck u so hard. u wear his tshirt
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>>76005949
What it mean?
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>>76005937
>where did everything go wrong.jpeg
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>>76005938
my heart
>>76005946
>el-anon
kek
I'm not married yet. soon though
>>76005951
>My sister
keep hearing about her. pics when???
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>>76005950
Is it?
>>76005951
I wish my mom would fuck delpotro, I could live off those gibs as a NEET a long long time.
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>>76005966
I don't speak vegan.
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>>76005938
Jelenaa looks like a mean bitch.
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>>76005969
>pics when???
10,000 arab shekels first
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>>76005938
his brother is much qter than he is
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>>76005989
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>>76005969
Did your parents arrange it tho?
>>76005979
Well she is Serbian.
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>>76005979
that's kind of hot. she looks super sweet when she smiles though
>>76005982
how about 10,000 piss bottles instead?
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>>76005938
Im drunk and it's late
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Stream keeps buffering
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>76006012
no
>>76006027
this
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>>76006027
oh I thought it was just me
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>delp poopto
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>>76006035
Do you work? You seem like a NEET
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>>76006037
>he doesn't watch it on digisport
Poorfags out you're ruining our country
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Anyone wants some coffee
>le no bh man
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Really sad how utterly predictable del poo troll's game is these days
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>>76006055
I'm not a NEET. our weekends start on Friday
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>>76006027
yeah this, FUCK
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fuck
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>>76006059
Are there two Romanians itt?
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>>76006073
Bad specs, should not have maxxed slice and dice.
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>>76006073
Probably the biggest 'what if' player ever.
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>>76005165
>fiyulnaem
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>>76006081
he should have won the gold. FUCK Murray for that
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>>76006076
But you're here all the time
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>>76006083
And about 2 million in Spain.
>tfw every spanish shitposter is a Romanian falseflagging
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>>76006103
I'm not, fortunately. that'd be really depressing
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>>76006059
I don't have digi, I have telekom, and the match is on dolce too, but the TV set is in my mom's room.
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>>76006106
Why so many Romanians in Spain?
Is it because they like shitty minimal/tech-house so much?
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>>76006106
about 3millions in Britain
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>>76006106
lots of them here as well. My boss i half Romanian.
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>>76006100
>hating EBAM just because half of his success comes from Del Poo Poo
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>>76006129
How many real britons are in Britan?
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>>76006120
Lel nerd
>>76006122
We're the anglos they're the injuns, get it? We want.more clay and Ukraine sucks.
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>>76006113
I'll start saving your posts like that autist did to UTV
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>>76006106
true, i enjoy manele and stealing copper from hospitals
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>>76006152
did you feel the earthquake? mom just came and told me, i didn't.
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>>76006163
Shut the fuck up Atahualpa.
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>>76006150
it was such a great match. I don't hate Murray but it would have been a fairytale comeback for del Potro
>>76006160
>like that autist did to UTV
?
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Are Romanians Latin or Slavic?
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>angering the Djoker
bad idea
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>>76006178
friggin newfag
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>>76006122
Easy to learn language and probably similar gypsy culture
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>>76006100
>EBAM won the gold instead of Fedelel
>EBAM won the gold instead of Del Potro
literally the most based tennis player on Earth
>>
rrreeeeeeeeeeeee that was clearly wide
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>>76006182
gypsies
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>>76006178
lad...
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>>76005886
i like Grizzly Man
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>>76006182
Latin. We're East Youros whih is kind of an override.
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>>76006177
Dont be mad at me my brother, every day i miss about the streets of our loved bucaresti, sad there's nothing else to steal there
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>>76006178
>he's never heard of utv
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>>76006212
>the day tripfaggery died on espee
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Djokobot is officially back. Pray for death.
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>>76006212
autism
I wasn't even on /sp/ back then. I only shitposted on /int/ during those days
>tfw I literally don't use 4chinz outside of /tennis/ now
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>the Masters 1k that we could see being won by a new player gets gifted to Djokovic
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>>76006274
Meme will Ctrl + S us
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>>76006262
>>tfw I literally don't use 4chinz outside of /tennis/ now
Just like me pham.
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>be GOAT contender
>shit the bed for year
>suddenly good again after firing everyone but your guru
This is not Ordnung
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>>76006252
I don't believe it until I see him on a Slam final again.
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>>76006296
He was in US Open :^)
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>>76006307
>t. "Novak is in his peak" poster
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>>76006274
The top half of the draw truly was shit for Isner to have a chance to make the finals on a CLAY masters, of all surfaces.
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>>76006307
T. Djokovoinen
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>that qt, elf looking line judge
>>76006307
That was bullshit, he got there by everyone wo-ing.
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>>76006296
It's gonna be too late by then
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>tfw Jelena is giving him the moral support he needs to start winning again
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>>76006212
What sort of stuff was on the pdf. link down
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>>76006315
He is. Just now he's breadsticking the guy who sent him packing in the Olympics.
>>76006328
>tfw everyone was afraid of the BOAT
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>rain
fuck no
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>>76006325
I mean Stan was a decent pick to defend his piece of the land, but he went in full Cuckrinka mode
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>>76006364
the del Potro of Rio is not the del Potro of Roma. Olympics was a whole different story
anyway, I'd rather not get into this discussion again
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>>76006015
just 4 u
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>>76006350
She's most likely pointing an AK47 at him she dug out of her granfather's garden.
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>>76006353
He saved every post he replied to him and how much he loved him. I remember it was depressing
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>>76006416
How long we talking here?
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>>76006401
gr8 chin m8
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>>76006401
near perfection. that glass refraction fucks with her jaw though
>>76006406
she wouldn't hurt a fly 2bh
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>>76006395
Not even I trust Stan in the Masters, and I'm a big fan of his, m8.I personally blame Goffin and Murray for letting these two have a shot at this tourney.
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yfw djokovic wins da frenchop en.
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>>76006442
it's the refraction because of the glass, ya bottle-pisser
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>>76006443
so Novak's ego < a fly?
>>
>>76006462
t. piss-bottle drinker
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>>76006397
And Nole is on his way to get to the semi, which RAFA didn't manage to do.
[spoiler]I've been just using the logic of some of the Novak fans say that about Fedal in their bad/weaker years when Djoker beat them[/spoiler]
>>
>>76006462
>>76006495
>piss bottle
explain lads
>>
>>76006443
Yeah, like most women she prefers the passive agressive approach.
>>
>>76006495
>t. piss-covered handshaker
>>76006499
you're obsessed, Finland
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>rain
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bored tbqh
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>>76006531
>nadal standing behind Nada
What did nadal mean by this
>>
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>>76006461
u grew up next 2 Donna rite?
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>>76006531
Verdasco is so out of place.
>>
I swear to god, if RG is gonna end in another rainstorm I'll convince Merkel to invade France just to finally build a fucking roof on this godforsaken place.
>>
>rain delay
So Thiem migh just have a chance after all
>>
>>76006531
>Murray was part of the slamless side of the crowd there
>>
still can't believe there's a NIGGER among us
>>
>>76006583
Lol good post actually
>>
>>76006577
So fucking kc tier
>>
remember when Murray beat Djokovic at Roma last year and we thought Djokovic would never get that elusive CGS? what a letdown that RG final was 2bh lads
they're showing the replay of the Roma final from last year
>>76006511
some Romanian poster on /tennis/ pisses (or used to piss) in bottles. just your everyday 4chan autism
>>
>>76006583
Why out yourself like that muh man?
>>
>>76006583
Michael is a gud boi he din du nuffin
>>
>>76006599
Has to be the Leeds guy.
>>
>>76006600
Piss bottler, see >>76004084
>>
>>76006599
>we thought Djokovic would never get that elusive CGS?
It was obvious that Novak saved his energy for RG. The final was dogshit though.
>>
Someone is barbecuing outside and it smells so fucking good. Thanks blog
>>
>>76006599
>what a letdown that RG final was 2bh lads
Blessing in disguise
>>
>>76006599
t. goat(not federer kind) fucker
>>
Why is it suspended?
>>
>>76006659
Rain
>>
>>76006659
Jelena had 2 cum hop on dis dick
>>
>>76006599
Remember the German that simulated the rg final on tennis elbow and Murray lost even there?
>>
>>76006620
Gotta be Krager the crossboarding faggot.
>>
>>76006669
>>76006670
Fucking clay
>>
>>76006659
Djoko started to make obscene gestures to the audience
>>
>>76006525
not golden handshaker?
>>
>>76006612
nah, he was Romanian. we talked about his Romanian family 2bh
>>76006627
the whole tournament was terrible, generally
>>76006681
kek yes! I think that's the OP German
>>76006695
that's better 2bh
>>
>>76006683
???
>>
>>76006704
keep talking snitch ass nigga
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>>76006583
1v1 me on the tennis court pussy
>>
>>76006704
No that wasn't me. I haven't played anything besides Virtua Tennis 2
>>
>>76006722
no offence, fäm. you're alright in my book
>>
>>76006730
>babolat
More like bapoolat
>>
>>76006730
You have to go back.
>>
>>76006744
haha
>>
>>76006750
now now, shithead
>>
>>76006704
Literally every single GS that Djokovic was boring and predictable to watch.
>>
one grand slam tournament win does not a champion make
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>>76006785
Djokovic won*
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>>76006795
It does cilic is a champion
>>
>>76006793
>being a booty blasted Djoker h8er
Is ok Novak loves you
>>
>>76006795
Isner pls
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>>76006704
>the whole tournament was terrible, generally
RG is always terrible.
>>
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>>76006730
Donald Young?
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>>76006820
this opinion is unironically the sign of an absolute pleb
>>
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>>76006659
storms m8
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>>76006815
Far from it, I'm a neutral observer that deals with tennis objectively. Any it's a fact that Djokovic's dominance was boring.
>>
>>76006820
wouldn't go that far, Liam
>>
>>76006793
Not his first five ones.
>>
>>76006839
So was Federer's.
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>>76006839
Boring is subjective innit? I quite liked his runs.
>>
>>76006806
djokovicwonlel
>>
>>76006820
RG 2015 was great fun, while the same year's Wimbledon was pretty underwhelming (all QFs decided in straight sets and so on).
>>
>>76006855
Only AO 08 and 12 were ok to watch.
>>
>>76006839
This, 2017 been a wild ride so far
>>
>>76006858
I wasn't watching tennis then, to be honest.
>>
>>76006835
Is it really that expensive to build a roof? the Madrid Masters went smoothly last week despite it raining like everyday since tuesday.
AFAIK RG's excuse not to have built a roof yet is mostly down to the space constraints they have in the venue, not money.
>>
cancelled or suspended?
>>
>>76006892
08 and 11 weren't predictable, though.
>>
>>76006839
>I'm a neutral observer that deals with tennis objectively
you're fucking not, Gabriel. I know you'd like to think you are but you're not
>>76006919
they didn't get the residents' approval. but they've finally got it and the roofs will be functional by 2020
>>
>>76006919
>Is it really that expensive to build a roof
Yes it is
>>
>>76006919
>AFAIK RG's excuse not to have built a roof yet is mostly down to the space constraints they have in the venue, not money.
No way their locker rooms are much nicer than the US open or Wimbledon
t. seen them
>>
>replay of Rafa's match from earlier today
JUST
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>>76006937
>they didn't get the residents' approval
didn't know the locals had yielded, nice
>>
>>76006919
>literally ruining the aesthetic of the most beautiful tournament so roofs can be placed there
r eddit retard
>>
behead all americans
>>
>>76006924
11 was, Murray was a known bitch by then already.
>>
>>76006970
The eternal student is back
>>
>>76006957
yeah, remember reading an article earlier this year. RG posted a video showcasing the planned design and shit on their website too
>>
>>76006949
pics?
>>
>>76006990
t. cant do HS maths
>>
>they didn't cover the court
https://twitter.com/TrudelSteph/status/865676522576674816
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>>76007008
Just what these crappy courts needed the most.
>>
>>76007008
just give the trophy to Dominic Meme
>>
>>76007028
It's jizzners doe
>>
>Positive feedback not only marks the evolution of a given system, or a generalized forward direction. It is also indicative of dissolution, of breaking apart, of past forms being undermined and propelled towards catastrophe. While for many the catastrophe might appear as something like communism, Marx as early as the Communist Manifesto was enraptured by the image of capitalist modernity as unfolding through creative destruction. As Marshall Berman describes, Marx’s depiction of “all that is solid melting into air” is a vision of these processes rendered “luminous, incandescent; brilliant images succeed and blend into one another; we are hurtled along with a reckless momentum, a breathless intensity.”i From here it is only a small leap to Lyotard’s depiction in Libidinal Economy of Marx slowly going mad, seduced by the delirious circuitries of exchange of capitalism and committing himself to “microscopic analysis of the aberrations of capitalism… no longer able to detach himself from it.”ii It begins with a general formula, a singular positive feedback code, and compounds itself endlessly, its circuitries deepening and widening, expanding and contracting, an array of falls and upward-propelling factors.
really makes u think
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>>76007008
>Shitaly
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>>76007041
That's not very exact language.
>>
>>76006937
>but they've finally got it and the roofs will be functional by 2020
Just by the time Rafa wont be able to do anything there. Such a perfect timing.
>>
>>76007041
I'm starting to see why no one from south of the border has positive things to say about Argentina
>>
>>76007074
>inb4 Gabriel says something about ATP cash cows
>>
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>no resting a week before RG
what did he mean by this
>>
>>76007115
He has had enough rest with all those early exits, m8.
>>
are there any good manlet players?
>>
>>76007115
I'm surprised miem isn't in that tourney
>>
>>76007152
Shortzman
>>
>>76007072
can we relly expect anything other than technobabble delirium from accelerationists?
>Control systems always rely on a high degree of legibility, the ability to observe a given territory (physical or otherwise) down to its minutia and classify and categorize the elements within it in order to properly enable generalized management and specific intervention.iv Any and all forms of planning require legibility and the capability to tabulate and command every potential variable – yet this becomes its very Achilles’ heel. Consider Andrew Pickering’s description of the conclusions gleamed by the cybernetician Ross Ashby’s research into homeostats: “The only route to stabilisation is to cut down variety – to reduce the number of configurations an assemblage can take on, by reducing the number of participants and the multiplicity of their interconnections.”v The reason that this is immediately is because the control system, regardless of its inflexibility or flexibility or how centralized or decentralized its planning is, operates in a manner akin to that of the homeostat: the movement of a spectrum of variables in play towards a zone of equilibrium in order to promote generalized stability through the system.
>>76007082
tbf pal I don't have many positive things to say either about anyone north of the border
>>
>>76007115
Stan obviously in it just for the money.
>>
>>76006984
Yea, but Djoko beat RAFA in Wimbly and US.
>>
>>76007041
shit prose.
>>
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for anyone that bets.
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>>76007180
He was dominating Rafa all season then.
>>
>>76007152
Active players or at all?
>>
Lel it's almost midnight in Rome. Being a tennis player must suck ass
>>
>>76007152
Goffin
>>
>>76007204
at all.
under the assumption tennis is pretty much impossible under 6'
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>>76007190
Sock. Free money
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>>76007152
moderately good
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>>76007175
Nah, I think he feels he's too out of shape and wont be able to do shit in RG with his current form. A title there would bring back his confidence on clay.
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Match will take place tomorrow NB 13:30 local time.
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>>76007220
Agassi
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>>76007190
>rating nick kyrgios
This is why I can't take bettors seriously
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>>76007233
he's right though. it's in Geneva. probably got paid a fortune in appearance fees
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>>76007254
Delpo above Goffin and Nishikori is preposterous.
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>>76007227
Hey, the guy has some pretty good moves.
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>>76007220
>at all.
then it's just a matter of going back far enough pal
Laver, Borg, Connors, Rosewall, McEnroe, among many others were all under 6'
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>>76007261
Like Federer gets every year to play in Dubai?
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>>76007302
It was a completely different sport back then.
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>>76007302
Davydenko
Chang
Nalbandian
Gaudio (won RG 2004)
Coria (should have won RG 2004)
Hewitt
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>>76007377
>>76007380
Cant decide which one to use. The one with links but a pic of manass in spandex or the one that doesnt have anything but Kerber's ugly mug.
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>>76007346
a bit of an overerstatement bud. racquet heads got bigger, that's all. McEnroe and Connors were still competing into the 90s, contemporaries of Edberg Ivanisevic and Sampras (who were all tall and served very fast)
it's more like the sport's tides turn periodically. see >>76007374 just as rallies once more got longer and defensive playing gained importance (early 00s) gud players were again on the shorter side. the only reason they're not remembered as much is bc they were overshadowed by the freak talents of Fed and Nadal---and no, Fed and Nadal don't owe their success to their h8s
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>>76007380
just fucking nuke the USA fám
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>>76007486
Then make a better thread Juan
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>>76007486
shut up punk.
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>>76006951
I dont feel too bad about it honestly. It's better this way as he now has more time to relax and get to RG fully charged.
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>>76006212
Good God what the fuck.
Anyone find the document?
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