/afl/

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HEAVE HO UNNA

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Geelong lads

Tips.

St. Kilda

GWS

Adelaide

Collingwood

West Coast

Carlton

Melbourne

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch.

>>76001223
Your little buddy in that avatar just got dropped for betting on games that went against his team.

I'd be keeping my mouth shut if I were you.

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Get excited for the Pedo cup fellows!

>can't tip sports
>can't find an excuse
>will never have a life of any valuable use

It seems strange to me than an ex-advertising savant who created one of the most iconic ad campaigns of the past decade can't seem to leverage this understanding of human nature to get his Twitter account even 100 followers. I'm slightly incredulous of claims this person has put forth in the past to be frank.

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>projectorvirgin
>only gimmick is shamelessly stolen
>supports a franchise that has won 0 (zero) premierships
>relentlessly samefags
>drumpfkin supporter who posts his /r/the_donald memes in alt-right /pol/ threads
>constantly seething due to short man syndrome

you will never be this pathetic

>>76001414
>he doesn't understand slow and steady
This is why YOU will never be a tipgod.

>>76001464
Trip on.

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>>76001464

reminding me that I'm not a tipgod was a bit below the belt tßh.

>tfw I'm never going to win the weekly meat tray or Johnny Black

>the gambling degenerates are posting again
Disgusting

>>76001596
Are you the inflation retard?

>>76001330
guarantee the dees will lose

>>76001440
SEETHING

>>76001596

>tipping in the local pub comp is degenerate

Under 18 pls, it's literally one of the few bastions of society left.

>>76001440
Imagine being this invested in the ramblings of a stranger on the internet

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I'd just like to tell everyone who uses the >NORF meme, especially on other teams is using it horribly horribly wrong.

Lern2applyNorf

t. Norf Supporter.

>>76001656
You should be happy that people are mentioning and talking about NORF considering how utterly irrelevant they are.

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>>76001630

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Basedbane tbqh lads.

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>>76001440
>>76001676

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>>76001690

>>76001676
>>76001690
>>76001702
This is what happens when leejunaires engage in civil war.

>>76001669
i'd rather be irrelevant than be a pariah of shit quality.

>>76001737
kek

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Thoughts?

>>76001953
cash out lad

>>76001953
re. betts bet
three or more bananas to the noggin?

>>76001773
wat?

>>76001953
cash out

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>>76001702

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>projector wars

>>76001991
>>76002084
>Cash out a piss tiny $5
Come on lads, it's not hard to make at least a hundred every week through betting or trading.

>>76001953
That will lose. Cash out after Eddie kicks 3.

Jamie Elliott, West Coast, North and Freo are all extremely risky legs which will lose.

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>>76001678
pls no

>>76001624

>least we can have a kick on the MCG after

>>76001656

I hate your god damn team so much lol

>Saints/Swans @ 1.80/2.05
Why are saints odds so shit? The game's at etihad, we have no important injuries and swans have literally had 2 wins all season.

>>76007978
Sydney still has a lot of talent on their list so if they fire can comfortably beat most sides. Saints have also been shitters for the past decade so people aren't used to trusting them.

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

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Have to wait until the last game of the round again

>>76007978
Christ you're so dumb.

1. Saints have lost to Sydney at Etihad recently by massive margins
2. Buddy has destroyed the Saints regularly
3. Swans star mids (Kennedy, Parker, Hannebery) are finding form
4. Swans have been hobbled my injuries this year, but have a number of big ins, including Dane Rampe

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hawks lads

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/afl/ Saturdays: Village Bicycle Edition.

>>76007978
First of all, I tipped the Saints but I was "literally" flipping the coin on this one.

Secondly, you're an absolute casual if you don't know why the odds are so high. Sydney spanked them last year when the Saints were playing for a finals spot. Sydney haven't been great this year but a lot of players have been underdone and seem to be rolling now. They bring back Rampe and Rohan who are staple players for their side. I don't rate Tippett much but he covers for injured Naismith and can be hard to match up on across the ground. You also have to take into account Sydney's good record at Etihad. I don't know the stats off the top of my head, but it's a ground that hides their weaknesses as opposed to the dimensions of the MCG where they get opened up by weaker teams.

But you're a fucking casual so of course you didn't know this.

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>all that projecting

>Bases all of his betting on flipping coins
>Calls other people casuals

>>76010071
reeeeeeeeeee pls no bully

>>76010219
First of all this is a clear no bet game. Secondly, I am not literally flipping a coin to decide this. I am "literally" flipping a coin - in addition to the Swans coming off consecutive 6 day breaks, I'm also guessing that the Saints coaching staff will have found a way to keep certain players in check. If Kennedy goes missing and Franklin doesn't fire, then that team implodes.

RC on tipgod watch

>>76010770
Trip on faggot

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feel bad for my man benny cuz must be craving the meth pretty hard

>>76011105
Mate go have a warm glass of potato and gravy to calm your nerves, then shut the fuck up.

I "literally" NEVER post as anonymous without clarifying that it was me with my trip on.

And yeah I know you're upset because I consistently bully you the fuck out, but maybe you need to learn to deal with it and actually question 'why am I being bullied?'

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>>76011922
I'm pretty old school this is more my style.

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who /dabloos/ here?

How old were you when you realized Reality Check is based and being involved with the seekrut club is really gay?

>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who's destroying his spirit

>>76012380
Trip on fucker.

>>76012380
Trip on faggot

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>Not only namefaggoting but picking the name 'Reality Check'

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>>76012259
Didn't think any would be showing their faces here after last week's revelation.

>>76012380
Reality Check is confirmed as a Big Baller.

>>76013293
Revelation that Murphy's wife is a footy slut? Already knew that friend, you just have to look at her

>>76013026
It's a good name, don't be jealous petal and try not to cry over it. I hardly post in bigfooty but due to my name everyone knows who I am over there.

Also just letting everyone know that my 5 year Trip anniversary is coming up later this year. I know how much you 4chan fags like internet parties, so I'll try to reserve a thread on one of the boards dedicated to it. In celebration I'll be dumping a load of OC all over the place.

>>76013445
>Really want to be financially secure but have no skills or talents
>Decide being a WaG is the best idea
>Try your best with footballer after footballer but they're all egotistical jerks
>Finally find a good guy, Marc Murphy, then close up shop and settle down. Cook him dinners and run your fashion blog
>6 Months later AFL hall of famer Jake Carlisle is talking about how you're a stupid anal loving footy slut behind your back.

Leave Jessie alone fellas she's a nice person :(

>>76013628
Who are you over there?

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>>76013925

>>76013293
Do you reckon she went for the black Majak too?

>>76009705
Those stats all come from years when Sydney was significantly better than St Kilda, nothing this year suggests that is still the case

>>76013979

Why didn't he listen?

Do I have a recognisable enough gimmick that someone would ever reply "trip on faggot" to an anon referencing me?

>>76014075
Amigo if you're so confident and really can't see why people fancy Sydney take advantage of St.Kilda's inflated odds and bet big on them

>>76014172
I'm not confident of anything (not the guy who posted earlier) I just think those reasons aren't quite good enough

>>76001127
will saints swans be on 7

>>76014243
http://www.afl.com.au/tv-radio/broadcastguide

Can't really answer without knowing your state mate

>>76014243
Nah, vfl is more important

>>76014191
Shit man I apologise I just thought you were that muppet from before. All the best with your tips

>>76014161
Trying to keep up his bullshit front that he's an enlightened and superior intellectual.

>>76014332
what the fuck they should just let channel 31 get rights to VFL imo

>>76014243
It is in Sydney. It's on BT Sport 2 so finding a stream won't be hard

>>76014332
By "important", you mean "cheap"

>>76014162
What's your gimmick?

I literally won gimmick of the week twice last year and was nommed a further couple of times.

I've already been nommed this season but the nomming doesn't really feel official this year.

>>76014394
why?

>>76014162
I am an elite poosonality, but would never tripfag so I'll never have this issue

Has anyone got a stream?

>>76014481
not that hard to look for yourself mate

It seems like they don't show saturday arvo footy on fta anymore.

>>76014525
Won't be long before we only get two shit games a week

>>76014525
That's because of the new broadcasting rights. Foxtel gets all the Saturday arvo games this season.

>>76011371

yeah, a high profile celeb will be having difficulty getting meth in a WA jail, that's for sure.

>>76014578
It doesn't exactly sound like he's looked up to in jail

>>76014525
they don't

FTA went from 4 games a week to 3.5 with that .5 being every time there is a game on Thursday, Monday, etc

>>76014599
WA and SA aren't guaranteed live coverage of their teams anymore either. Foxtel is really jewing it all up now.

>>76014599
>you now remember that the WCE vs Sydney Thursday night game was not broadcast on FTA

was a travesty

>tfw fell for the shit kilda meme

>>76014640
you're right but they still have it a lot better than Vic

>>76014707
Saints by 18, lock it in eddie

>>76014707
>tfw everyone on this board always goes so early

>get two (You)s
>feel excited
>they are from tripfags
why lads?

>>76014740
>tipping the same way as RC
Do you have brain damage?

>tfw got 5 of the last 6 tips wrong

If Sydney loses I might St Kilda myself tbhh

>>76014777
>not wanting to live a Geelong life with your friends and family
Nice get

fucking asian hookers if you got a cold yes or no?

>>76014764
He's not. He's been cocky and talking up how the Saints are a lock for this, whereas I've tipped the Saints based on a guess and no real confidence in it at all.

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>b-but t-tradies get the l-ladies r-right?

sad cunts the lot of them

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Reminder

>>76014931
no. >we are going to get pumped

>>76014931
Nice, I put $1 on the hawks

mccartin is so fucking soft lmao

Why are the loins so much shitter than every other team?

>>76014963
is he the worst number 1 pick?

>>76014993
They'll beat Adelaide. Just you watch.

>>76015015
If it was literally any other team I'd agree it's possible, but Basedbane will 100% get flogged

I put $3.25 on Hawthorn to win by 40+ @ $19.00

>>76015149
>giving away money

Looks like umps are starting the pay holding the ball even if the player gets a handball, kick away

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>all these Saint injuries
Good. Good.

>tipped the saints

might kilda myself

Maverick Weller's eyes are way too close together.

McCartin is shit

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>>76015310

>>76015353
That's a shooped mate

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>the city of buddy franklin

>>76015365
kat is so fucking tasty cant wait til she drops that fucking loser

Poofaility Stench

>can't tip sports
>can't tip cows
>can't tip who stole his Muslim spouse

>>76015365
>Eating in the car
>Not even eating above your lap, but in such a way that if any crumbs drop they'll end up everywhere
REEEEEEEE

>>76015563
yeah because mcdonalds cheeseburgers are notoriously messy and crumbly right

Sydney will literally make the finals and Richmond won't

>>76015573
Sydney will finish top 4

>>76015582
"no"

>>76015573
Sydney will literally lose this game and three out of their next five

>>76015569
>Glop of sauce
>Drip of fat
>Pickle
What could possibly go wrong?

>>76015610
You must be the messiest eater in the world.
>pickle
what are you even implying there, that it's somehow going to fall out while you're holding onto it? jfc

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>There are "people" in this thread who tipped Footascray last night

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Good to see the bloods culture back in full swing

walkGOD

>>76015641
>being a degenerate gambler

>>76015732
>tipping is the same as gambling
moron

>>76015781
>making tips without putting money on

underage fag detected

>>76015641
>Footscray
No need to live in the 1990s, anon.

How fuckin good is just walking around Bunnings. I love it. The staff are so friendly as well, like my best mates

>>76015800
>What is a work footy comp for prizes
>What is a pub tipping comp for prizes

>y-yuh underage
just give it up.

>>76015813
oath cunt

Anyone know how a job interview at Big W's like for a small casual job? Got one next week but not sure if it'll be a regular one, group interview or (according to a bunch of job sites) some activity oriented one.

>>76015857
not being neet

>>76015732
this is honestly a terrible gimmick, despite >>76015781 falling for it

>>76015815
you dont work or go to the pub. Get of 4chan loser.

>>76015857
Is the interview in the store you applied at or at the head office?

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>>76015884
If I don't work or go to the pub where else would I be?

>>76015857
They select the least retarded candidates in those entry level group interviews. You're a piece of shit and they know it, that's why you are going for this shit job that no normal person would possibly want

>fell for the shit kilda meme

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>he didn't put his house on a swans win
pathetic

>>76007978
Fucking faggot

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>If another set of players this weekend make disparaging comments about an opponent's wife...

>then... would the AFL act? No. The inaction this past week was effectively precedent. Missed opportunity to send the strongest of messages.

Damien Barratt is a literal fucking faggot, who remains "best friends" with their ex-wife while she's getting fucked up and down by muscular property developers.

>>76015923
Barrat just screams cuck. He has that look about him.

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>didn't fall for the st kilda meme

feels good

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>reading dipshit damo articles
>ever

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>>76015923
>>76015934
You fellas talking shit about me?

Damien Barrett is paid by the AFL to stir shit.

This is well established.

>>76001220
>St. Kilda
BRAAAPALITY SNIFFK ON ABORTED TIP WATCH

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>tfw we played sydney when they were shit

>>76015965
I've never been in a serious fight but I would dust this cunt.

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>>76015965

>>76015959
Ah yes, the very rare pre-morbid obesity Straffo. Note, the fear in it's eyes.

CREAM ALWAYS RISES TO THE TOP BABYYYY

>dogs and tigers will be in the bottom 10 after this weekend
based

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>Seynts
kek

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Why have I supported this piece of shit club for nearly 3 decades, somebody remind me

>saint kilda

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Praying gws wipes the floor with richmond

>>76016027
Your arrogance was fucking embarassing.

>Saintroach tripfag nowhere to be found

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>>76014740

>>76016061
They're literally the last two posts

>aints

>>76016027
should end yourself desu

We should merge these Victorian minnow clubs.


Saints, Bulldogs, North. It's embarassing to watch these rabbles

Should have known I was in for a shit day when reality cunt tipped >us

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eddddddiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eddddddiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eddddddiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I know it's 54-99 but I'm just following with live updates, how are we actually doing, are we getting btfo with some dignity at least? Seems like the only place we're slacking is marks inside 50?

Why are Saints losing? I thought they were meant to win the flag.

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ABSOLUTELY
COMPLETELY
ETERNALLY

>>76016146
>saint suppoorters thought last week that they had a chance to be top 4
kek

K E K

KEK!

what should i put in my resume lads

>>76016154
This is different though. There were literally 75,999,999 reasons why they'd win it this year.

>can't tip sports
>can't find an excuse
>will never have a life of any valuable use

>>76016173
>saints
>winning the flag

KEK

>>76015365
Kek

>crowd chanting ole ole ole
what the fuck

>>76016216
>we want the soccer audience

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>this wog chanting shit

>cant tip sports
>cant tip golf
>cant even do an adolf

>>76016254
>YUH GUNT DIBBID

>>76016139
They've been getting pretty btfo.

Whenever swans score it's always a saint player getting molested then Swans doing a couple quick handballs and kicking it in the forward 50.

Saints havent touched the ball much since half time

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bloods culture back

>>76016157
Just claim you are RC

>>76016271
>force a decades old club to relocate for purely monetary reasons
>still claim to have its culture

Even brisbane isn't that shameless

% should still be higher than dogs

>>76016157
I am the ACTUAL RC and you can use my resume:

-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a high school education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-written a pilot for a television show satiring "Reality" TV
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a one-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
-placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
-had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
-helped fund a new local soccer stadium
-hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machievelli
-committed suicide on the 9th of Janurary 2016
-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of science
-reappeared on the 6th of February, in China, but using an Australian proxy for obvious reasons.
-completely unable to change the buoyancy or position of watercraft
-single-handedly responsible for the 15 year disparity in indigenous lifespans

>alternate-reality check
>realshitty tips

>>76016271
>'bloods'
>'kulcha'

yeah how'd that culture go in 2014 and 2016?
KEK

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>>76016262
trib on fagged

>>76016321
not him but wouldn't that culcha have been better than atleast 16 other clubs?

>>76016335
>relying on afl handouts
>culture

KEK

GWS or Richmond?

proxy on trip off

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>win first 5 games
>about to lose 4st game in a row
>bitchmond

>>76016349
GWS by 47

>>76016352
You know your club is shit when they try to copy norf

When will the Big Baller Brand expand into AFL?

Who will be the first signing?

>/afl/ laughed when I said Sydney were the best 0-6 team ever
They're going to make the finals, lads.

>>76016349
Giants by 74

>>76016348
>COLA has been defunct since the beginning of 2015 AFL

I'd be considering necking it if I supped the saints

Richmond will defeat a heavily depleted Giants team and their fans will proclaim them contenders

>>76016370
We aren't niggers we don't give a fuck about shoes. We wear thongs rain, hail or shine. Fuck off with your negro garbage

>>76016371
the swans are gonna make the 8 aren't tehy

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>>76016400
AFL is a multicultural sport

>>76016400
My girlfriend (boy) is black, please keep the racism to a minimum thanks

>>76016406
medkit pls leave

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Who /supports multiple teams/ here?

>Fremantle will literally be 5th at the end of the round

Absolutely embarrassing effort by St. Kilda today.

>>76016451
Swans are decent again

Shoulda seen it coming RC

wouldn't be surprised if every team ends up 12-12 and the top 8 is only decided on percentage

>>76016433
GWS and Adelaide here lad, you?

>>76016464
>Brisbane winning 12 games in one year, even though they haven't won 12 games over the last 5 years

>>76016461
I haven't really been focusing on the games much the last two rounds but you're right I should have. Rampe is a very underrated inclusion. Having said that the crap the Saints put up tonight was shithouse and confirms for me their win over GWS as a fluke.

>>76016467
I dunno I might drop Adelaide if they keep getting exposed.

>>76016487
Same, was thinking of picking up Geelong and Port also.

Unsure.

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>>76016438
based

>>76016494
Unironically might pick up Sydney in a few weeks at this rate.

>>76016494
port are fucking terrible, yet to beat any team that's not complete shit

GIANTS EXPOSED

>>76016503
After Richmond's early start, I'm thinking I might pick them up.

I'm not sure.

How did Jack Riewoldt UNJUST his hair?

>>76016515
Giants have been exposed for the last 4 weeks. The them being good meme is long dead.

Ps. Richmond are the real deal.

>>76016503
Sydney made my meme magic multi pull off kek.
>>76016522
Richmond will lose by like 30 points

>>76016433
I support West Coast and whoever is playing Shitmantle

fuck all people at spotless ay

>>76016476
>the top 8 is entirely decided by who beats Brisbane by the most

>>76016539
They'll turn up following afternoon prayer

>>76016539
Pretty fucking rude mate, what did they ever do to you?

>>76016494
Port are flat-track bullies, though tbf they've been competitive against the teams better than them

>>76016486
Rampe is unironically a top 4 player for the swans.

The general of their defence.

>>76016562
So they beat teams below them and play as expected against teams of similar or better quality. Why use meme terms then?

>>76016562
Flat track bullies are the shitgles lad

This fucking tiger umpball

>>76016558
hahaha cuck

Cotchin on dual brownlow watch

>tfw we get a Sydney - Hawthorn gf again anyway

>>76016631
>Brownlow watch
>After punching a guy in the head and knocking him out
Having a laugh, mate.

>>76016695
And this isn't the best thing ever because why? Both teams had a horrendous start so if both make it to September then they clearly deserve to be winning the flag

So who is hip favorite now?

>>76016754
Sydneys Wans

>>76016754
all sydney gf

>>76016754
Geelong.

Let's look at all the other teams in the top 8:
Crows, Eagles, Port, Richmond, Bulldogs and St. Kilda.

They are ALL Geelong's bitch.

Giants are the only non-bitch team, but they're on exposed watch at the moment.

As long as Sydney, Collingwood and potentially Fremantle stay out of the 8 then there's no one who can challenge them.

>>76016754
No-one but the bookies. Maybe Swans they always fly under the radar and they'll be getting stroked after their "resurgence" today but no-one has gone long enough without looking very strong or being exposed or embarrassed to be an outright favourite

>>76016792
Geelong are shit though

>>76016810
They're shit with two pieces of corn sitting on top. That makes them better than all the other piles of shit out there.

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kek all teams this year are completely fucking shit besides us

just gotta fix form at the 'g and the flag is ours

>>76016828
What position do you play mate?

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>>76016754
>mfw GAJ carries GCS to a premiership and wins the Brownlow and Norm Smith

>>76016754
The Bulldogs. Everything has been building up towards another 'miracle'. They'll probably go down in a "close" one against the Saints next week and then get humiliated against Sydney in a non-rigged affair. From there they'll string together some unconvincing wins and fall into the 8 with all the commentary about "well we know they've done it before but this team just isn't as good as last year!" The team is "literally" the same as last year, and they'll get rigged into a LE BARK 2 BARK xD flag. Screencap this.

i think ur all jelly of the swans bloods culture.

>>76016844
>throws premiership and Norm Smith medals into the crowd
>"I'm done with the game"

F

dwayne "with the dont argue" russell

god that line makes me cringe.

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>>76016860

So why do they get a point for missing?

>>76016879
pic is old as fuck

they had a 7 year drought you drop kick

>>76016882
why not?

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>>76016886
he's talking about before the 05 premiership numb nuts

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>>76016900
>1933
>Sydney
>VFL

>>76016847
I like this narrative RC

>>76016882
encouragement to keep going

>>76016926
Trip on

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>>76016912
>What is SMFC

>>76016926
Put your trip on faggot.

/afl/ is pathetic

Yesterday it was Saints will win GF.
Today it's the Swans will win GF.

/afl/ doesn't know fucking anything.

>>76016934
Something that has "literally" no relation to the Sydney Swans? Worse than Brisbane counting Fitzroy hips tbqh.

>>76016847
I wasn't asking you

>>76016946
freo will win gf

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>Can't filter the RC posts where he doesn't use his trip

>>76016946
Nobody ever actually thought st kilda would win the hip

They will NEVER win another hip

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>>76016946
Mate none of us are ever gonna get a gf.

>>76016960
girls are 90% of the time fucking annoying.once you fuck them you realise how shallow and boring they are. i honestly can't wait for the human race to evolve past the need for a female species

>>76016973
You sound super deep and interesting yourself

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>>76016946
>/afl/ complains that that hawthorn win 4 in 5 hips and that it's too predictable
>/afl/ complains that the competition is too wide open and unpredictable

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Brisbased

>>76016973
>evolve past the need for a female species

they pop out the babbies though, if anything the human race will evolve past the need for a male "species"

>>76016990
I gotta admit that jumper is aesthetic as fuck

who is the worst sponsor logo? I vote Dare iced coffee

>poowoldt

>>76016926
Are you serious? If it eventuates how I'm pretty sure it will I will be done with AFL until we see systematic change from the top down. The McLachlan's are a cancer on the game and I'm beginning to have suspicions that they engage in pedophilia.

>>76016992
Baby incubation chambers will be developed long before synthetic cum dude.

>>76017006
>tfw no baby incubation chamber gf

>>76017006
>dude

>>76016992
>>76017006
Artificial wombs have already reached animal testing levels. I'm just hanging out for realistic sex robots

Collingwood confirmed for Big Baller Brand

>>76017041
fuck off medkit

>>76017034
Or you could just go out and fuck some girl like a normal person.

I'm willing to bet all the people in here complaining about how women are shit can't do this.

These same people
- don't exercise regularly
- don't feel the need to develop their social skills
- spend most of their time playing video games and browsing the internet

>>76017052
>Being this much of a small baller

kek

>>76017041
>>76017063
fuck off medkit

>>76016977
not talking about intellect lad, stop projecting. girls can't handle any sort of banter and get upset over dumb shit most of the time anyway. some girls are good tho tbf

>>76017004
Tell me more about your pedophilia suspicions

>>76017088
I literally just used the opposite terms you did

Who /gonnakildathemselvesifdockersgetup/ here?

Based Richmond working the scoreboard

>>76017000
CGU and bingle look pretty shit with those bright green boxes on the jumper

>>76016396
Half time reminder

Reality Check
Reality Cunt
Pooality Cuck
Turdality Clunk
Refaility Crap
Lelality Clump
Retardity Cock
Dumpality Cramp
Poopeelity Cum
Pissality Crumbum
Shitality Chunks

>>76017130

they really need to end this practise of logos on the front of the jumper, if they must, just that space under the number is enough

Big Based Riewoldt working the anti-Tiges into a shoot

>>76017141
good poost

Reminder that any form of XDXD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget