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HEAVE HO UNNA

Barrett is the Reality Cunt of the AFL media.

>>75996329
I'm happy he's off footy classified tbqh

>“The hospital called, he’s not well”
>Me: “He’s in the palliative ward at a cancer hospital. Tell them thanks for the late breaking news”

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

Geelong
St. Kilda
GWS
Adelaide
Collingwood
West Coast
Melbourne
Fremantle

prove me wrong

Reminder that RC hater is a greens voting poof

Geelong vs Dogs is so hard to tip.

Geelong are fucking shit and the Dogs are so fucking shit.

>>75997581
Trip on so I can bully you, faggot.

>>75997581
>he still thinks it's just one person
trip on faggot

>>75996329
>he doesn't listen to damo and hutchy's podcast

just put a tenner on geelong by 40+ @9.50

>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit

Basedbane tbqh lads.

Footscray 10 tonight

>>75996632
>has an overly high opinion of himself
>concocts bullshit narratives to pass the time until a real story breaks
>got bullied into dressing up on The Footy Show for the amusement of others at the expense of his "reputation"
>ugly
>reviled by people who actually played the game and are respected
Very accurate post lad

>>75996632
We "literally" have nothing in common, other than the fact that we both give you the shits.

>>75996858
>RIGGIN DUH NOOSE
Come up with something more original please, it's getting stale.

>>75997053
First things first. Geelong are white hot trash, and are more likely to miss the 8 than finish top 4. Collingwood won't win enough games to make the 8 let alone finish 5th. Everything else looks OK but the Saints can't finish second. You have also omitted the Bulldogs who will inevitably get rigged into making the finals.

>>75997581
I'm sure one of them is, but there's probably a mixture of political ideologies in there. Actively supporting a political party is the sure sign of an easily manipulated pleb. This makes sense as all my haters signed up to the code of leejun, within minutes of visiting 4chan for the first time.

>>75997609
>faggot
Your goddess Sarah Hanson Young wouldn't appreciate that term.

>>75997688
>We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

>>75997746
This is the most retarded bet I've seen for some time. I highly recommend cashing out if you can.

>>75997837
>First things first. Geelong are white hot trash, and are more likely to miss the 8 than finish top 4. Collingwood won't win enough games to make the 8 let alone finish 5th. Everything else looks OK but the Saints can't finish second. You have also omitted the Bulldogs who will inevitably get rigged into making the finals.
It's obviously his tips, not his top 8, you fucken idiot

>>75997837
its $10 like i give a fuck if i lose

Will the real RC! please stand up.

@realshitpleb lost more followers this week. Reminder that he will reach 100,000 sometime after the completion of the dyson sphere around Proxima Centuri which will enable intergalactic travel.

>>75998001
>deleting your posts
Sad.

>>75998023
>can't even afford $15 for 500 followers
>claims to be a millionaire who also makes money from ""tipping""
His story is as watertight as a fucking sieve, pafetik.

If i get one reply I'll fuck a prostitute tonight and post a review here

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Just unloaded $100 on this bad boy.

>>75998075
Doubt he'll get 38 with Hill back in lad but good luck to you.

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Pre-round commencement reminder

>>75998105
elite rules list
>cunt beat thad daste
can't wait to bully zerobese again

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The grace of God shall shine on Kardinia Park tonight.

>>75998105
perhaps I haven't been paying attention but haven't seen an au/sp/ thread for a while

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Who's elite and muscular deskie here?

>tfw 45 minutes til drinking time.

>>75997728
I hate how loud the intro and outro for that is

>>75997865
KEK, what a legitimate retard

>>75998162
there haven't been any since the jannies sperged out around november last year

>>75998162
the rules are from 2014 but still as true as ever lad

>>75998169
>being confined to a desk in an office cubicle
>not having a job where you can roam around and work
today I've been working in a cafe, in the office and now back at home.

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>>75998216
pack of arseholes

>>75998178
good criticism tbqh

>>75998223

>in a cafe

Didn't know there were women on /afl/

>>75998290
>he doesn't owner/manage a cafe and fuck uni barista slags
lad

>>75998299
>fucking birds you work with
No. Never do this.

>>75998169

I used to have one of those computer, the fan was loud and annoying as fuck

>>75998397

literally who else are you going to fuck

>>75998411
straffo's mum and sisters of course

>>75998450
considering what he looks like, there is no way they're more than 3/10s

>>75998397
Truth. Has it's benefits but the negatives far outweigh
>tfw fucked my boss and got more hours and the best shifts when at shit uni job.
Heaven lad.

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>>75998450
>3/10
what did he mean by this?

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>>75998462
You must be new here friend. We've been posting them for weeks

>>75998411
random slags on tinder.

>>75998464
also fucked my boss, she became my wife. wouldn't recommend.

>>75998471
meant for >>75998462

>>75998397
>joking about finding a rich gf with my mum
>she mentions that my dad is worried that i don't get out enough to find a gf
>she said she told him that i work with a lot of girls
>tfw none of the girls at work acknowledge my existence
>sent friend request to the cutest girl from work on fb
>2 weeks later and she hasn't accepted

>>75998411
Prozzies.

>>75998462
Freshie

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>>75998462
>middle right
>3/10
m8

>>75998471
>>75998473
sorry 4 my bad

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>>75998492
All good mate, it's easy to be skeptical when thinking about relatives of this thing.

>>75998488
2nd left is only one above 5 there

>>75998507
autism/10

>>75998488
>>75998507
pretty sure girl on the left with ankle tats is Number 3 from >>75998471
Shame what she did to her hair

>>75998411
Marc Murphy's missus.

>>75998518
i dunno what sort of scale you're marking on man

>>75998507
"no"
>>75998527
ayyy nice one

>>75998534
Middle right is a firm 6 mate get your shit together

>>75998545
the one in the violet sweater?

no fuckin way

>>75998545
She has too much make up caked on to make an accurate judgement. She also seems to have an exceedingly wide face.

>>75998550
>violet
>not just calling it purple
Poof detected

>>75998550
>uses the descriptive violet
kek my bad didn't know you were a poof

>>75998566
>>75998567
yeah think my eyes do work better than you guys

if 5 is average, no way she's above the curve

>>75998550
>>75998556
>*tips*

To be honest I think that most of you virgins would bang any girl less than a 5/10 if she offered herself up to you.

>>75998580
and rocking a second chin at what 20? baloon like her brother in no time, you cunts dunno whats up

>>75998550
>>75998556
>>75998578
>>75998599
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE

>>75998580
How's it a *tip*? The first thing you notice about her is her eyeliner is shovelled on.

>>75998599
>at what 20
Confirmed freshie who doesn't know shit

>>75998595
i think you're the real virgin, because any man knows willingness to fuck a woman=/=finding her attractive

straffos sisters look like a top root but you never know if you might wind up with a little jarryd of your very own

>someone is this invested in trying to persuade others as to the level of attractiveness of a picture of a girl on the internet
wew

>>75998613
The topic is about whether or not they would fuck them and basing this off arbitrary ratings that are probably derived from cultural prejudices.

>>75998609
yes and no i stopped coming to /afl/ when it died because of the ashes, which was 2013

>>75998617
A birth control message that hits home if ever i did hear one.

>>75998617
>implying I'll allow myself to father a useless, fat, neckbearded virgin with an addiction to bigfooty and a penchant for bandwagoning social justice issues
that kid will be given the belt.

>>75998641
and pestering twitter slags with hideous tattoos and terrible hair

>>75998641
>>75998659
Don't forget being the blight upon society that is a call centre operator

50 smackers on geelong tonight lads

>The legs on this bird on Family Feud

Her hips are at Grant Denyers head oh my gosh

>>75998699
@ ?
Geelong are shit, but so are the Dogs. If Geelong shows up for 2+ quarters they should win comfortably though.

What's for dinner lads?

>>75998713

1.95

>>75998713
its at skilled, they wont lose

>>75998641
straffgod has not been on bigfooty since august last year

I have a feeling he was getting bullied too much and decided to create a new account.

>>75998713
>If Geelong shows up for 2+ quarters they should win comfortably though.
but they won't. guhlong only know how to play football in the 4th

>>75998723
butter chicken and rice

>all these fucking IDIOTS putting money on the cats like it's a lock

Have you not been paying attention to bulldogs games all year?

It's simple.

Don't

Bet

On

Rigged

Outcomes

>>75998743
But the dogs are KICKIN' FOR CHICKEN tonight.

>tfw going to get a free zinger

>>75998737
>guhlong only know how to play football in the 4th

so do the dogs desu

>>75998737
Beer.

>you know remember that geelong changed their official name to Geelong Cats Football Club because GFC is now associated with the global financial crisis

>>75998723
Toasted Ham and Cheese

>>75998732
>create a new account
Dunno, that level of autism shines through regardless of whatever name he'd post under. Plus wasn't he OBSESSED with breaking stories and was gutted when he didn't
>missed creating the Vale Phil Walsh thread by 3 minutes
the mental anguish must have been delectable

>>75998749
It's possible...I have suspicions that Travis Cloke is a plant and might provide the cats fans with a "consolation burger".

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reminder that even clem ford doesn't like straffmonster

>dzhilong

>>75998792
Reminder that Clem Ford is a mother now.

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>accuses others of banging 5/10s
>bangs a $5-$10 blow-up doll

>>75998819
Really? I thought she had a gf?

>>75998819
Hope it was a boy and it turns into the biggest chad ever

>>75998829
KEK

>>75998829
>Masturbating is worse than banging a whale
Sup, Chad.

>>75998873
Trip on

>>75998873
Trip on cunt.

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Thanks Gil for the extra cash

>>75998903
>Free money
>Only betting $10
Weak as fuck, mate.

>gambling degenerates are posting again.

>>75998951
>he doesn't average a 9% ROI over the last 5 years

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>>75998903
>$10

>>75998980
>Less than the rate of inflation.

>>75998980
>my investment property doubled in value these past 7 years
think I'm doing OK, champ.
enjoy the tenners you're winning on betting though.

>can't tip sports
>can't tip cows
>can't tip who stole his Muslim spouse

>>75999002
>investment property
So someone lower than betfag degenerates has appeared.

>>75999002
Rent seeking cunts like you are going to be the death of this country.

>>75999011
poorcunts like you need to work harder and longer

Any choice cuts to share from reddlt tonight lads?

>>75999019
>relying on asset inflation to build your wealth
>telling others to work harder
Fucking parasite.

>>75999010
>Investing wisely is worse than abject degeneracy.
OK child.

>>75999011
>me owning a property is killing the country
'No'

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>Cousins attacked in prison for refusing to play footy with inmates

>>75998998
no it's not, you spastic

>>75999002
>paper gains

>>75999040
Day of the rope (aka the first RBA rate rise) is coming

>>75999040
>average house price 60km out of Sydney is 650k increasing 6%+ P.A.
>not ruining the country
Fuck off chink.

>>75999040
Owning a home to live in is fine.
Buying up all the houses, pricing people who want to live in them out of the market and forcing them to pay your mortgage off is a cunt move.

High property prices drive up the cost of everything else. So while you're making mad bank with your investment property, you're fucking over the entire country. Well done, cunt.

>>75999034
climb the mountain and you too can enjoy the easy path down the other side

>>75998998
>inflation is 9%
Don't ever post again

>>75999059
>>75999076
>5 years worth of inflation less than 9%
No.

>>75999066
Why should I care about people who refuse to work hard enough to get into property?

>>75999069
What mountain? The one where you luck into enough money to buy a house then luck into a situation where those houses are increasing in price at a retarded rate? You cunts are "literally" worse than someone who wins the lottery then lectures others on the virtues of hard work and sacrifice.

>all these free (You)s from entitled millennial pieces of shit.

>>75999002
Assuming this is not shit posting, is it an apartment or land + house?

> it's a conspiracy check episode

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>Conspiracy Check

>>75999085
I wish you knew how retarded you are.

>>75999088
the mountain of buying a business, running that efficiently, growing, expanding and being ruthless when it came to addressing my personal needs and wants.

at the end of the day, I'm a winner in life and own three properties while you're just a poor, lazy, entitled cunt who will never be able to buy a house.

Enjoy your cardboard box shack in an alleyway, m8te

>>75999095
Three bed house and land.
Had a huge backyard so subdivided land, built a unit in back and sold it. Front house still being rented out (positively geared)
This triggers the millennial who is too stupid to work hard, save hard, and actually invest in something.

>>75999085
Never post again

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prove this guy wrong

>>75999117
Not who you're arguing with lad but what business did you buy?

>before women were expected to work, a house and children was a realistic future to expect for yourself on an average income
>after women were expected to work a house and children are largely an unobtainable pipedream even for highly paid dual income households
>unless of course you're brown with six wives drawing massive govbux
I wonder (((who))) could be behind this?

Too lazy to work. Should I just commit a crime and go to prison? Seems pretty chill

Ready for the handbags to shit the bed again tonight. I don't know why I have any faith in Geelong going the distance anymore.

>>75999132
prison is full of normies

thinking of selling my ass virginity lads

>>75999117
So the mountain of timetravelling back to when the economic conditions were right, getting some money off daddy and lucking into success? Grats m8, you sure showed me.

>>75999120
>Subdividing
Sad. Big backyards were the best.

Does anyone even watch pre-game stuff? Why do they need an hour of it?

>it's a self-righteous Boomer lectures people on "working harder" and "saving" episode

>>75999125

who?

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Geelong are going to get gassed at their meme ground by the dogs.

>captcha related

>>75999165
Going by the kiwi fruit on toast picture it's no doubt one of the right wing think tank mouth pieces.

>>75999162
What do you mean you can't save enough for a house? They're only going up by 40k+ a year. Obviously you've not been working hard enough, we'd better import some more Pajeets to show you how it's done.

>>75999165
le if millennials stopped going on so many holidays and buying $19 smashed avocado all the time, they might be able to buy a house one day man

>>75999172
I switched back to the text based captcha today and it's such a relief.

>>75999185
How?

>>75999182
This is a retarded argument. Housing prices would have to fall like a rock from their already highly overinflated values for them to even begin to consider owning a home. Which would mean that the le self made small business owner with six mortgages would be totally fucked and collapse our economy when the government has to bail his dick out.

>>75999194
4chan x option

>Buying a house
>not renting

You can rent a nice 3 bed 1 bath for $350 a week in my town

People only buy houses because they think that's what they need to do in life, just like having kids and getting married

lmao they cameraman deliberately focused on Bruce Mackavaney standing on a box

>>75999194
4chan X

>>75999196
He's not wrong in implying that the majority of #yolo millennials have basically given up on buying a house, yet complain that they'll never own one.

Sure, it's not going to be easy for most people these days but going on holidays all the time and buying expensive food all the time gives you zero chance.

got accepted into uni today lads

>>75999201
Renting is fine if you're young and mobile for the short term. Why would you want to rent if you have the income to pay a deposit down for a home loan?

>m-muh debt
kek, debt is utterly meaningless nowadays

>>75999126
housewares store but sold that on.

I work in graphic design now and live off my rental incomes.

>>75999201
what if you don't like moving every 6-12 months?

>>75999207
There's no point chasing after a train when it's travelling faster than you can run and already past you.

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>>75999215
Get ready for your first course.

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>LE SMASHED AVO XDXD

>>75999236
>Million dollars
>Getting a house
Kek. When is this from? 2010?

>>75999226
But why not try if there's a good chance it'll come to a screeching halt one day?

Cats by 2 goals

Cap this post

>>75999146
>getting some money off daddy
this would have helped a lot

would have meant I didn't sleep on a couch and eat mi goreng nearly every night in the back room of my shop for a year.

>>75999235
get ready for the rope, phoneposter

>>75999235
>Want female empowerment
>Victimise yourself at every god damn turn to guilt men into submission
People are just going to say "wait a minute, I don't actually have to listen to any of this. They are no threat to me whatsoever" any moment now.

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>graphic design
>pic related

why do larpers always choose that specific faggy, wishy washy jobs to pretend to have? Worse than being in advertising or a DJ at Heat nightclub tßh.

>>75999235
>written by a woman
disregarded

>>75999235
cunt in the hoodie looks just like me when I was 14

pretty scary desu

Bob Murphy is shit

>Taylor playing forward
Dogs to win. Get on while you can.

what a fucking sick cunt

Snapchat game is lit ƒam


http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-19/snapchat-grooming-lures-16yo-sydney-girl-to-america-for-sex/8542686

>The Bont gets caught htb and it costs them a goal
>Channel 7 don't show a replay

>>75999289
Screencapped so I can laugh at you in two hours

>>75999295
this normie post is so jarring

>Letting Cameron ling commentate Geelong games

'No'

>>75999295
>North Shore slag
WGAF

Anyone have a good stream?>

so how many AFL players has Marc murphys wife fucked?

>>75999299
Look at the scoreboard. If only Geelong had a good defender somewhere.

>>75999303
I find that Ling swings too far the other way in an attempt to show that he doesn't support Geelong.

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hawks lad

>>75999310
Slept with Wayne Carey and Same Gilbert.

Dated David Gourdis, Sam Fisher and is now married to Marc Murphy.

That makes 5.

>>75999311
GAmes arent won on the forward line

>>75999304
tbf those girls often have massive daddy issues and will stop at nothing to pleasure you.

t. rooted 2 PLC girls while at uni

>Fatlop

>>75999321
If only they had someone in defence who could kick the football.

That AAMI add is why we need to be nuked

Free kick cuckdogs

>>75999253
>he doesn't shitpost on 4chins at work

>>75999331
shame jong-un's nukes will probably fail and detonate over pyongyang instead

>>75999331
Indeed. We should send him gay porn signed by Melbourne.

>>75999279
Wouldn't say shit but definitely way overrated. Just a decent, well skilled half back flank with good longetivity due to the nature of his role. The way they talk about him on AFL 360 every night you'd think he's a future team of the century player

>>75999319

>marrying a footy groupie

Why is murph such a cuck?

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>Murdoch

>>75999331
Has that Ben Johnson ad been pulled yet?

Seriously though betting advertising is one of the most amoral forms of advertising I've ever seen and I'm glad the government is actually doing something about it. Prepare for more guilt trips from these betting companies like when SA tried to put that "betting tax" in. The most disgusting thing is they have very good PR from younger generations because of their LE SO TRENDY UNILAD marketing on social media.

>>75999366
bring back durry advertising desu

miss seeing Marlboro branding when I watch F1

DangerGOAT

>>75999366
Betting advertising is relatively more entertaining t b h

>>75999376
No rings

Goat

>>75999384
who aren't you quoting?

>getting beaten in the ruck by a gook
fold this pathetic club

>>75998792
>Went to view her Twitter profile
>Find out I'm blocked
wtf I don't even Tweet anything and I definitely would have remembered if I tweeted directly at her

>>75999381
That's the entire point.

Advertising writers get paid shit tons to sell the most harmful products. Same goes for alcohol advertising. I'm amazed there's still VB ads during the cricket to be honest.

6 - 1 the Bulldogs way

I'm just here for BT's post game roam desu

>>75999401
Damn never saw it that way
Thanks for the enlightenment lad

>>75999399

you can see a list of who views your profile now, how many minutes they stay and how many privileged demerit points they have incurred

>>75999335
you're right, I wait until I get home

>>75999401
poofta desu lad

ZINGER TIME.

Imagine spending billions of dollars to build a stadium and then losing in it

>>75999440
That's the last quarter.

>good call

>>75999431
Then you're a better man than I.

>>75999440

how do you get the zinger, just rock up at KFC later when the dogs win?

>>75999445
Why are you still at work anyway?

What do you do?

Bulldogs win
Too many jew on the ground

Somebody will die on an AFL field before 2020.

bookmark this post

>Playing your first game at your home ground
>Coming up against a team of midgets
> . . .
>It's wet
The town of Geelong can't cop a break.

>>75999455
I work arvos and sometimes nights. Printing.

tipped the cats but want the dogs to win lads

just want to see cucklong explode, especially that faggot chris scott

>>75999459
how

what do i do about my tennis elbow lads?

>>75999480
Goes for a speccy, falls down on their neck.

>>75999480
head/neck/chest injury

>>75999480
PED + exertion = heart failure.

>>75999488
Gut feel that the deaths in lower leagues were mostly from bumps / heart attacks.

Footy
Cricket
Who is destroying his spirit
*opens envelope*
Three thing Reality Cunt can't tip.

>>75999480
mumfield is gonna go through an opposition player

or

murphy, sick of being called a cuck, takes revenge

Anyone remember that tripfag who thought Martin Gleeson would be a top 5 player in 3 years?

Who do I tip, Swans or Saints?

>can't tip sports
>can't find an excuse
>will never have a life of any valuable use

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hes done it again

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>>75999310
Marc Muphy had a go at Carlisle during the game.

Sam fisher ass fucked murphys wife about 2 years ago in the ass and apparently Jake Carlisle was ripping into him and said something like
> 'sammy fisher showed me some interesting photos of what your wife loves putting up her ass

Murphy absolutely BTFO

>>75999526
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

why does he do it?

>>75999526
based straffGOD's thoughts are for those who he deems as worthy

>>75999531
>ass fucked murphys wife about 2 years ago in the ass
hmmm

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>bruce: what a narrative

>>75999531
KEK
BTFO
You just KNOW that she won't let a little cuck bitch like Murphy ass fuck her and unlike her, he got ass pained over it.

>>75999531
>Saint player's penis
>Having the length to get past butt cheeks
Heh. I've seen some photos as well. No way that happened.

fuckin hell that was one of the best set shots you will ever see

8 - 2 Bulldogs way

>>75999559
He took a Buddy tier run up. Like 5 steps to the side.

>>75999550
is she thicc? if not then your regular 5.5 incher should be able to get past the cheeks

i can't remember what her insta is to check.

Murphy's wife also slept with Matthew Bate of all people.

>>75999550
>he thinks doggy is the only position you can ass fuck a girl in

>>75999550
saint faggot on pooicide watch

he's very very good

YOU JUST

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>>75999574
>your regular 5.5 incher

>>75999596
feel, don't you, ay?

I GET THOSE GOOSEBUMPS EVERY TIME

>>75999574
I have a 5.5" dick and I struggled to reach the pussy of the last girl I fucked.

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>>75999578
ahahahahahahahaha

Jesus, is there a more popular afl groupie in existence

>Matthew
>Bate

Cuckdogs exposed

Gee the cats are getting destroyed for missing a single defender

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>tipped Bulldogs

Geelong
7.0

footscray
4.3

>>75999622
I have a six inch dick and vaginal intercourse is still shit because when you go through the eccentric phase of each stroke your dick nearly pops out the vag

One more inch and the missionary position would be perfect

>>75999639
>first game in geelong
>3 losses on the trot
>uncertain dogs side
Give up at tipping

>>75999653
Yeah, it's a struggle.

My ex-gf was a gook and sex felt so much better than with the white girl I'm talking about.

you just feel that the bulldogs need a goal, don't you?

>>75999656
Lol what. Geelong aren't going to win this game.

>>75999631
I'm sure a forward would've managed to kick a goal from the top of the goal square.

Cuckdogs' best player is literally a manlet

That was some three stooges shit from caleb

>>75999665
Yes they are

>>75999289
kek

Cash out now reality cuck

>>75999683
Dogs are going to win by about 20, feel free to screencap

>Geelong tackling
>Taylor kicking goals
Pretty good. Now just need Hawkins to get the ball.

Are the dogs, dare I say it, exposed?

How many fucking times are dogs gonna hold the ball wothout getting pinged

It's not just the free kicks that the Bulldogs get, it's the many that they get away with every game

If dogs lose then RC's response is going to be so predictable
>Didn't expect this one, but obviously Gil is trying to throw us off his agenda.

If a forward pushed the defender the way Taylor was pushed there it'd be a free 100% of the time. Pretty disgusting.

>>75997746

>>75997837
i'm sorry what was that rc?

>>75998064
Please respond

bullroaches

Bulldogs on 15-1 inside 50 count watch

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>>75999653
>I have a six inch dick
>Anne

>0 (ZERO) shots on goal in a quarter
Dogs are finished.

11 - 6 Bulldogs way despite getting BTFO in both contested possession and tackles

Really makes you think

>>75999718
Stay obsessed

>>75999782
trip on faggot

>>75999777
checked

>>75999782
>Y-yur obsessed
I'm making an accurate prediction

Trip on

Reminder that any form of XDXD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget.

Just bet $500 on the bulldogs line to win or NOT lose by more than 27 points.

Literally free money.

>>75999794
i hated that cunt in /cric/ too

>>75999804
That's sunset autist

Friendly reminder to NOT engage with ANY trips.

accidentally just opened internet explorer lads

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>>75999777
>999777

>>75999820
F

lads, what's the best way to meet girls at uni? you rarely see girls alone where you could talk to them

>>75999820
I like how you made an epic funny about internet browsers, but I bet you unironically use google chrome.

>>75999819
Kencucky isn't too bad. No I'm not Kencucky

>>75999831
Leave them a poem and a bouquet of flowers signed from a secret admirer.

>>75999480
Longergan nearly died about ten years ago. Had to get one of his kidneys removed after a collision.

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What's for desert?

>>75999836
trip on cuntcucky

>>75999225

>not extending your contract with your landlord

>>75999831
parties or study groups lad

>>75999848
Simple post from a simple mind

>>75999831
C&S
Uni pub
Student politics BUT approach with caution unless youre very committed + left wing

>>75999831
Talk to them in your tute. Politely disagree with them on a few issues but keep them intrigued by not dismissing them completely.

Add them on fb. Comment on a few things. Get drinks with them at some point then bang

>>75999847
>desert
Thinking of having a Sahara lad.

>>75999831
Sit next to them in tutes and just start talking.

Worked for me.

No better feeling than feeling your nuts from around the back of your thighs with your fingers t bh

>>75999612
>>75999622
little dicked beta cucks lmao

only 6+ inchers allowed in here

>>75999889
dip your hands in cold water then do it

cold fingers + tickling your bollocks is amazing

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>>75999889
>Almost got sextuplets about fondling your balls
Phew.

>>75999860
Trip on, I don't want to see your posts.

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>>>/pol/126133502

Does ANYBODY enjoy the auskick interviews

>>75999841
Ricky Petterd and Gareth John were very close to dying too.

>this auskick interview

>>75999933
Australians on /pol/ are cancer.

They're just a bunch of retards forcing themselves to use the words "cunt" and "mate" as much as possible to pander to BSAs.

>>75999939
>you now remember John McCarthy

>>75999944
you're a cunt mate