/rug/ - Memes in Fiji Edition

Fuck Wellington.

Fuck the Saracens

ladners

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Threads galore lads.

>>75995237
REALLY didn't want the jew to make another thread

Sanity prevails.

>>75995260
I hear ya m8.
Its fkn hilarious we used the same pic.

Might install a cheeky bar in my masterbatorium

Queefs or Poosaders lads?

Just spend about ten minutes on the Hamilton, not feeling great.

Makes me seethe thinking that Tauranga is growing into a major city while my home of Christchurch is sinking into oblivion

Cities that are done:
Cuntschurch
Cities in glorious ascension:
Tauranga

>>75995345
chiefs

>>75995345
Chiefs

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Vege curry for din

>>75995565
Tauranga is an aging population and that's an ascension of sorts

>>75995565
pooranga has NOTHING going for it except an expanding retiring population

>>75995859
It has me.

>>75995882
KEK

>>75995819
dickshit xD

First for fuck Cunterbury.

>>75995882
based granddad how's the Bethlehem retirement village lad

Tauranga has the best beaches, best port, best economic growth, best infrastructure, best land potential. All round it's the best place to raise kids.

It just needs more good young people, and it's happening lads. If you haven't considered a move, you should

>>75996099
but you have to deal with aucklanders shitting it up every summer

>>75995859
It has me.
In summer XD

>>75996152
Beats hiding from them in some freezing shit hole

>>75996152
beats obsessing about them constantly, huddled in your crater

>>75995949
Excellent post.
>>75996152
Awful post.

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Rugby.

This just in lads:

https://thaicastle.co/2017/05/19/crusaders-get-hammered-at-marika-vunibakas-50th-birthday-may-forfeit-tonights-match/

Might get on the Vodka Boomfa's and go bash some crushedchuch fans tonight lads.

>>75996875
I'm keen pick me up in the hilux

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threadly hoop post

>>75996900
that tard strength

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>>75996900

>>75996891

Righto mate, I'll swing past yours after getting having some driving beers at the RSA.

>>75996875
What's a Boomfa?

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Reminder that European "pro" rugby is literally a retirement home for NZ players, where they can have a few easy games and earn ridiculous amounts, simply because they're kiwis.

Reminder that the Lions will not win a single game versus NZ in 2017; in fact, they'll probably lose against Super teams too.

Reminder that the average British rugby fan DESPISES New Zealand based solely on the decades of embarrassing defeats at the hands of the All Blacks.

Reminder that the entire British Isles is so lacking in coaching knowledge that they are forced to recruit SH coaches just to keep up with the SH.

Reminder beating the All Blacks in a demonstration match was the greatest moment in Irish sporting, and possibly national, history.

Reminder that England performed so poorly at their own World Cup in 2015 that they have been an international laughing stock ever since.

Reminder that England have dodged NZ since then, yet the average English fan will tell you they are currently world #1. Were they to play right now on neutral ground, England would get done by 30 points.

>>75996953

It's only for white people.

>>75996959

Loving these early thread truthies.

>>75996953
BSK secret, soz

Scotland

literally

smells like shit.

*dabs on the way out of the office*

>>75996981
;[

Do I have to be naturalised in order to find out what it is?

>>75995044
Is Damien "Meme"kenzie a "meme"?

Dai Henwood seems like an alright guy but his humour isn't really an intelligent example for NZ culture.

>>75997290
I've already said too much.

>>75997414
He lives on my street, is about 5'3" and wears a helmet on a skateboard like a kook while playing with his faggot kid on the street.

>>75996971
>Justin Marshall
>white

Yeah righto hohepa.

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>>75997011
>>75997017
>>75997104
>>75997165
Stop it

roast pork lads

>>75997718
good post, more of a sunday meal than friday though

>>75997911
flatmate was off work so he made it

>>75997919
lucky, are you having apple with it?

just woke up guys

>>75997955
course m8

>>75997960
I'll put you back to sleep

>>75997972
jealous 2bh

>>75997986
perks of flatting with 3 cooks

>>75997919
Going to suck his dick to thank him?

>>75998021
yeah mate
no homo tho

>>75997996
my flatmates are fucking useless at everything

>>75997983
you will be too scared to enter my village to fite me m8.

Won tickets to the game tonight but I can't even use them because they moved the game to some irrelevant island in the middle of nowhere.

>>75998080

No it's in Fiji, not the North Island.

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>>75998108

Execute all Cuntabrians

>>75998080
technically new zealand is a irrelevant island in the middle of nowhere

Living on an irrelevant island in the middle of nowhere AMA

>>75998135
What ping do you get on the Battlefield servers?

>>75998148
3 pings mate

>bulls coach says next season they'll be back on form and other teams are to watch out

lel ok fuck the bulls 2bh

>>75998027
What a lad
Bro job
Chooo Chooo

>>75998029
Same here lad, couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery

>>75998163
Ironically organising drinks is the only thing they're good at

>that BK magic ad
Is this what New Zealand's become?
Ginger bearded nerds with their frumpy Asian girlfriends?
Fuck me lads.

might push out a quick Crusaders before the game starts lads

suva? more like poova

Going to watch Alien in the theatre lads

Nice kick Lowe you queer

Forgot how ugly Cruden is.

>>75998324
>Forgot how ugly Cruden is.
There is a reason the brave strong intelligent and handsome Hurricanes dropped him, not poster material

>>75998333
nice trips to be frank

>MemeKensie

Hahahahahaha

His double/triple movement earlier should have been a penalty too

Im a Canes fan but Id let the Crusaders team gangbang me

>>75998324
That ugliness defeated testicular cancer and took the Chiefs to their maiden/back to back Super Rugby titles.

>>75998333
>for Barrett
Not much of an improvement 2bh

>Entire country that isn't from Christchurch
>Supports the Crusaders

Casuals

*immediately regrets picking chiefs*
*does not dab*

>>75998357
But he brought best Barrett and that was worth the trade

>'cheifs home game'
yeah sure mate

>>75998324
He's no DC, that's for sure.

>>75998385
Who /jockeys/ here?

>>75998392
Bendon 2bh.

>>75998392
H&H to be frank

>>75998347
Not surprising.

>3rd error from MemeKensie

Fucking dropped, imagine thinking this guy had skill and signing a multi year contract to with him

Fun crowd

>>75998367
Barrett and the Canes can't handle pressure. We all saw how they shit themselves against the Stormers and started chimping out. Now that has transferred to the All Blacks and we dropped our first match against Ireland.
Soap = Cruden > Barrett

Barrett is dynamite when he's on but a liability when he's off.

>>75998419
brainy post detected

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>it's a poosaders bought the ref episode

the don has a magic touch tonight lads

look for the hat trick

When was the last time you got laid, lads. No memeing.

>>75998446
Last night

>>75998419
The canes absolutely suck without Coles, he is the backbone that holds them together. It has nothing to do with how good or bad Barrett is but the massive lack of senior leadership in the team.

And blaming the all blacks loss on one of the best performing players for them that game is pretty silly lad.

>>75998446
2007

>>75998446

Never.

>>75998446
Last Friday.
6/10 face
9/10 body
3/10 in the sack

>didnt pick the chiefs
JUST

>>75998446
2 years ago

*regrets expressing regret at picking the chiefs*

>>75998468
>picked the chiefs
JUST

>>75998457
Dad?

>>75998461
>Game where we are under pressure for 80 minutes
>Player who doesn't cope when he's not on the front foot steering the ship
>Constantly stands flat
>Doesn't adjust to rush defence
>Can't goal kick

You fans of the "Greatest Super Rugby Team of all time" are one eyed.

>>75998466
This

They call him Tim Nie-night Williams because he'll put your entire province to sleep with the DAGGERS

>>75998482
>
JUST

They call him James Lowe because the chances of you stopping him are LOW

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>Pooden

>>75998510
JUST

>>75998528
JU-

Clear obstruction

>>75998543
he wasnt getting there

>knock on
>obstruction
>you may award le try xd

Actual refball and I'm a Crusaders supporter.

>>75998446
Almost a year ago, it sucks to be earning a literal shit currency

Fucking forgot the game was on lads. Just turned it on

I fucking hate the Franks brothers.
The sooner we move on from the poosaders-centric ABs pack the better.

>>75998536
JUST

>>75998553
Clear and obvious queefs fan.

If that cunt had just gone for the tackle instead of throwing his arms in the air like an Argentinian player he would've made the tackle.

This ref's a douche.

Hurrishits couldn't score a try against this pile of poo "team".

Chiefs are going to take a bonus point win

>>75998570
Joke's on you, picked chiefs
>(You)
>JUST

avo man

guzzlers losing their mojo at the breakdown

This round will land me in top 3 on the bru AMA

>>75998626
Based Jeff. Hows the Nobel prize going lad?

>>75998626
Why aren't you watching the Warriors? Given up on the season already?

>>75998632
jeff didnt even make a pick lad

>>75998632
Jeff is a total shitter.

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Ref trying his hardest to keep the guzzlers in this

>the smoldering region of Canterbury

>poosaders
captcha: gaylord dels

>>75998670

Oddly enough he is from Chiefs territory.

Scotty J Stevenson is a bloody shambles

>poosaders still cheating
Well fuck me lads surprise surprise.

Cultural appropriation from that nu male faggot

>>75998685
He probably got bullied by rugbyheads at Hamilton High and became a ref just so he could get them back.

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#HTS

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>>75998712

>>75998489
A B S O L U T E L Y
M
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>>75998720

>>75998712
Why is her nose censored?

>>75998742
Jew.

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>>75998739

>>75998701
I don't really know what a nu male (all I really see are beta guys with sjw attitudes) so I don't think a man that says the sort of offensive things sumo says would be under that term.

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>>75998764

Rugger

Rugby.

>>75998466
Unironically this

>>75998813
Terrible post.
>>75998824
Excellent post.

Here we go lads

>That Fijian fan dabbing

Wew that try

>>75998466
>>75998498
>>75998827
Supports my theory that /rug/ is made up of half based muscular lads and half pathetic virgins.

>>75998446
6 months

>>75998844
Wew those dubs
>>75998865
Rape doesn't count.

>>75998872
Sheep cant consent

>>75998878
How would ewe know?

>>75998878
Original Ausfailian detectes.

>pooden

>>at this rate, NZ will lose all their loose forwards to injury before the Lions tests

I also hate Crockett.

>>75998917
That means Hansen will be forced to stop being a cunt and select the deserving Luatua. Same for Taufua, he deserves it more than Squire.

>pooden

Fagcumzie brutally exposed yet again

>>75998925
taufua just went of injured lad

>memekenzie

>le brain meme
You're two months late

MemeKensie made a solid 10 horizontal meters that run, truly outstanding

Mounga on black jersey watch

>>75998939
That was supposed to say Shame for Taufua. Doesn't look too serious though. We might see Akira Ioane get selected. All Blacks selectors and coaches seem hell bent on selecting attacking players and not focusing on solid, consistent, defensive and offensive players.

POODEN

>picked the chiefs
JUST

>>High-tackles his own player
Card him

>Tfw PS3 doesn't play PS2 games and you have to setup your console again to play Rugby 08

FUAAAAAAAAAAAARK

Gonna be a crazy last 10 minutes

D Bird lying on the sideline like a hot piece of ass.

That kick didn't go over

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tfw you picked chiefs

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>hika elliot

Fucks sake Elliot

U N B E A T E N
N
B
E
A
T
E
N

Hika "Bumlicker" Elliot

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UNBEATEN
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>its a one game on friday episode

>You now remember when /rug/ kept saying that the Crusaders were only winning because they were playing easy teams, and would be exposed when playing the Canes and Queefs
kek

KEK

K E K

Hika Elliott is awful.

>>75999105
>>75999115
unlike your women and children

I think they genuinely believe that they just used clever word play

>>75999123
They will lose on a mild night with a gentle breeze in the caketin

>>75999147
that's only when the crusaders lose

which hasn't happened so

Chiefs fan here, i knew hika would fuck up both those throws and go long.

>>75999148
shut your fucking mouth.

Mo'unga literally won that game while Pooden literally threw it away

GOATerbury in glorious ascension

/rug/and Shitspooter on suicide watch

>>75999121
Really hate this one.

>6 handling errors
>literally half are from MemeKensie
>the other half from Hika

Chiefs fans on JUST watch 2bh

What the FUCK do I do now lads? It's 9:30 and there's no more sport on.

>>75999190
Can the Memekenzie meme die now? How many times does he have to shit the bed against decent opposition before people stop caring about him anymore?

>>75999202
It died in the first 20 mins of his first AB game if not before that during his terrible defence for the Chiefs

>>75999202
>implying we ever rated him

>>75998446

About a month ago, but it was a three way with two bitches.

>>75999193
Watch the 2005 Lions test in Wellington on YouTube, have a wank, have a long hot shower and a beer, watch Captain Phillips, go to bed, play vidya.

>>75999229
That game is a meme. Watch the Maori game. Or the Taranaki one.

>>75999208
Guess this is your first year on /rug/ or in NZ.

>>75999243
Hey shitspouter you were the only one. Turn your trip on so my filter works thx

>>75999193
Watch some Americas cup practice racing

>>75999312

I was working over there in 2013, I don't really want to go through the painful process again mate.

*dabs in real time*

*dabs in slow motion replay*

>>75999342
But its in the bag this time. Chris Rattue told me personally.

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>>75999491

*cowbell stops*

*dabs into the back to Emirates Team New Zealand*

Fijian crowd seemed pretty decent at dabbing, would love to see a dab off down in the Caketin.

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If the Chiefs beat the Crusaders they would have to play Highlanders/Sharks/Blues.

By intentionally coming 5th, they play the Brumbies in the QFs

Mckenzie will learn a lot from this. Hansen will be getting off the phone with him now guiding him to his next challenge

>>75999609
thats so stupid it might have actually been the chiefs plan

*purposely avoids getting home games in the finals*

All part of the plan.

*handling error*
*misses kick*
>ahhhhh I did it on purpose


If anyone said this seething damage control about another team /rug/ would rip them apart

>>75999915
That's because everyone expects it from them

>>75999740

t.Lions 2016

If the Crusaders don't go the regular season without winning all their games I'll be back here to laugh throughout the whole thread.

Also, elitespouter, as a Chiefs fan to another Chiefs fan, can you please stop splurging everywhere?

>>76000510
Whats your problem friend?

>>76000532
Giving Chiefs fans a bad name with your constant Elite-ism

>>76000552
Sorry lad, won't happen again

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There are "people" in this thread that did not put their life savings on the Crusaders at the beginning of the season baka

>>76000584
Doubt.

>>76000585

>Life savings
>20.00

I'm not sure how to break this to you lad...

>Chefes' 2nd half

PI SR franchise when?

Who /ready/ to see Leinster'''tainment''' get absolutely BTFO?

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>there are """people""" in /rug/ who didn't back the basedaders
>there are """people""" in /rug/ who didn't back the stormers

the city of /rug/

Who /Pro12/ here?

>>76005393
Fucking refball

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>overrating Azuis

>>76005554
Irish cunty crowd made the decision

>Welsh team getting refballed in a semi final AGAIN
not a fan of this boys.
>b-but he coulda doyd oy begorrah
Marius O'Mitrea is not my referee. He is Catholic and probably fenian as well.

>Leinster

A shit

Leinster have been muck.

If, IF, they win this they have no chance in the final.

JGP has no brain either. Going the blindside against 14 men when they have numbers there. The right wing too.

no longer the blues year lads

Sanjay is Love
Sanjay is Life

Sexton was poor.

Only giving him the ball every second phase is interesting too.

Scarlets will seriously trouble Munster. Good luck to 'em.

Something is seriously rotten in that Leinster side, No defence what so ever, cant string a single pass together

Scarlets deserve to go through

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Post rare Sanjays!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>the absolute hovel of leinster

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>>76006327
>Sexton was poor.

Just think, he's first choice for the loyins, cant wait to hear the score later in the day that the lie-ins got pissed on by New Zealand when they play

>>76006418
>first choice for the lions
Yeah nah Gatland is going to play Farrell at 10

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>>76006446

>mfw he plays Biggar

ottowa/shittsburg in 3 and some change bros

>>76006472
Biggar 10 Farrell 12, both competing to be furthest away from the gainline.

>>76006482

What, in Rugby?

Stream Where?

Toulon 26 - 22 Castres

6 minutes to go

>>76006522
>>76006522
>both competing to be furthest away from the gainline.
Sexton could give them a run for their money. Farrell plays very flat for Saracens and is comfortable taking the ball to the line.

>>76006526
Think he's talking about hockey

>>76006365
Williams and both the Davies brothers seem like good craic

>>76006553
True, Sexton looked terrified of attacking rugby today. In the second half he started doing loops around Henshaw ten yards behind the gainline and basically painting a big target on himself for JD2 to smash. It was hilarious, but also really depressing to see. I wish one of Carbery or Sam Davies were going on tour as a bolter so they could unequivocally prove themselves as better than Sexton/Biggar

>>76006553
Sexton is much more irritating than Farrell because every time an opposition player so much as breathes on him there has to be an army of Irish journalists weeping and wailing about how he coulda doid and how everyone's out to get him. You could even see it today when Shane Horgan was talking about the Ringrose incident.

Farrell just dusts himself off and keeps playing because he's a hard, honest northerner rather than a soft Dublin schoolboy like Sexton

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>>76006591

Williams also seems to have bagged himself the sexiest waifu in world rugby.

How the fuck did that happen?

>>76006701
By being a top lad
Or maybe he's not actually bow legged, he just has to walk like that because he's hung like a grand national winner

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>>76006701
Because he's a sexy man

>>76006482
Bandy > Hockey

>>76006636
>he's a hard, honest northerner rather than a soft Dublin schoolboy like Sexton

You realise Farrell is an Irish name?, the North of England is just another Boston

But i do agree with you on Sexton, he's been a raging faggot since he came back from France

>>76006796
>the North of England is just another Boston
Liverpool and Manchester are, but not Yorkshire/Northumberland (i.e the actual north)

>paying Laidlaw £500k per year
Jesus christ Clermont

I'm awake.

>>76006796
>this guy who has no connection to Ireland other than his name is really Irish
You fuckers are worse than the yanks that claim heritage to a country they've rarely been to

>>76006871
>going fro Parra to Laidlaw
How? They're almost exact opposites as players. that's going to totally change Clermont's game.

>>76006622
This Lie-ins tour could well be the end of Sexton.

He's nearly 32 and had a very disruptive season due to injury and has been inconsistent as a result. I shudder to think what a demanding tour like this will do to him and you have to think all he can do from now is decline.

>>76005700
Ringrose fell landed on his head. That's a red card you deluded cunt.

>>76006925
Oh look, the guy whos country is being invaded by muslim sub humans and is having his own heritage wiped out doesn't connect culture/heritage to a country

Colour me fucking shocked

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>>76006943
>>76006622
Our lad Jacko is better than Sexton and takes the ball to the line

>>76007048
>having his own heritage wiped out
hmmmmmmmmmmmm remind you of any other country?

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What the fuck is this?

Remove South Africa.

>>76006925
I think you will find that the strong Boston lads are the true Irish these days. This "Irish" guys living on Lesser Britain couldn't hold a flag to them

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just worked 14 hours lads

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>>76007132
Not Really

We came up with our own flag, who came up with yours?

>>76007217
the british settlers who founded this country presumably

>>76007217
>having a proddy cuckstamp on a third of your flag

Hope Beirne stays with Scarlets for another couple of years, Wales need another second row and he'd be a great shameless poach.

>>76007271
He'd never play for Wales.

t. Knower

>>76007316
fair enough. Hope he has an illustrious Ireland career then, he's a class player. Much better than plodders like Toner

>>76001760
>PI SR franchise when?
After Tauranga gets one

>>76007159
>complaining on passion in uMzantsi afrikan rugby

tfw no vuvuzelas in rugby matches in uMzantsi Afrika

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>home teams in the Pro 12 semis are 18-1

>>76007217
The first people to colonise NZ and who are my ancestor's designed the flag while we were a part of her majesty's great empire.

>>76006796
I never claimed that Irish people in general are soft. Just look at guys like O'Mahony

Sexton always gives off the vibe of being a privileged brat. Even ROG usually came across as tougher even though he was more of a cunt

>>75998446
last week had an amazing threesome with both of my hands tbqhwy

Why are both Leinster and Ireland so obsessed with trying to turn Henshaw into Jamie Roberts? He's a great 13, and Ireland have McCloskey if they want a bosh 12.

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>>76007663
I never thought we'd have a qtier player than Henshaw but then Ringrose came along. I just want to hug him. :3

Does any other team have a cuter centre pairing?

Just reading up on the latest Assange news. How quickly will Aussie issue him a new passport as a middle finger to the USA?

>>76007663
I was genuinely shocked when I watched Henshaw playing 13 for Connacht in the Pro12 final last year. It was the first time I'd seen him play for them rather than Ireland and he was almost unplayably skillful.

Schmidt is a fucking meme. Ireland are still the same team they've always been under him, failing to live up to their potential and occasionally pulling out a big, emotional performance when it doesn't actually matter and utterly bottling it when it does. And even when they do have these big performances, they're built on emotion and physicality far more than skill.

Which again is bizarre because when you watch these Irish players play for their provinces they do actually have skill.

>>75998446
5hours ago in the kitchen at work

Everyone else had gone home so it was just me and her in the building unfortunately

>>76007727
Schmidtball is Gatlandball in a fancier suit. You see the same with Wales players. Scott Williams and Jon Davies play brilliant rugby for the Scarlets but under the national system they're fucking gash.

How do you knock someone out with a tackle and not even get a yellow?

>>76007835
Hit them legitimately and hope their head whiplashes against the ground.
Chabal did it against a kiwi if I remember correctly.

who gets called up as a replacement if McGrath, Owens, Furlong and O'Brien wind up having bad injuries?

McGrath
>who i'd pick: Ellis Genge
>who Gatland will pick: Cian Healy

Furlong
>who I'd pick: Zander Fagerson
>who Gatland will pick: Tomos Francis

Owens
>who I'd pick: Fraser Brown
>who Gatland will pick: Dylan Hartley

O'Brien
>who I'd pick: Hamish Watson or James Davies
>who Gatland will pick: James Haskell

>>76007835
Be called Sam Cane

>>76007877
>who Gatland will pick: Tomos Francis
No chance. It'd probably be Ryan.
Rob Evans is in better form than Church as well.

>>76007851
I'm watching the Stormers vs. Blues replay and there was a swinging arm high tackle that left the opposing player lying prone on the ground. Both the ref and the TMO said "no problem, penalty only"

>>76007899
Ryan wouldn't be a bad pick actually

>>76007877
Don't care as long as they aren't Irish.

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>Snake, do you think that love can bloom... even on the autism spectrum?

>>76007903
Refs have started to let them slide so they go to review and a punished more. If you give a punishment like a yellow or red on the field the review doesn't do much as the action has already been punished.

>>76007723
That would be pretty funny tbqhf

>>76007835
Be George North

>>76007903
I'm with you, it's bullshit.
NZ players have been getting carded for brushing faces this season. That was an old-school swinging arm to the jaw that nearly knocked him out.
>>76008111
>doesn't too much
If he'd been red carded, the blues probably would've won.

>>76008111
Not true
Getting carded doesn't really effect the severity of any other action after the fact

>>76008111
Changing the outcome of the game being played should take priority.

>>76008626
Apparently his next course of action is getting the UK to drop everything against him so he can leave the embassy. He had an Aussie passport but it expired last year and because he couldn't leave the embassy he couldn't renew it.

I know Aussie isn't on great terms with USA atm but I don't think they would give him a passport.

>>76007723
>How quickly will Aussie issue him a new passport as a middle finger to the USA?

The same pedo mafia who control the US also control the Aussie government

If i were him id get to Russia as quick as possible

>>76008828
Isn't he in trouble for not appearing in court? That alone could pull him out.

>>76009133
This would legitametely be in his best interest.

>>76009133
Why would he move to a country where people just happen to die all the time? He would be significantly safer moving to a country he knows has his back.

Somewhere like Ecuador.

Also Aussie and US don't get along at all atm to the point of not even opening a dialogue. Seems like a strange move if you are really friends...

>>76009136
Sounds like it's tied to the charges that were dropped, so I can see him getting out of it eventually. Depends how buddy buddy the UK wants to be with the US.

>>76006943
probably be the end of o'brien too, if he even tours lol

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who /foam sword/ here?
Me and my brother had those hard as fuck swords none of this floppy shit like today

>>76010271
how's hungary mate

>>76010383
She's pretty good mate, could get used to living over here. Went out shooting with an ak and a tommy gun yesterday shits cash.

>>76009587
>Why would he move to a country where people just happen to die all the time?

You just described America pal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62spPPUcubo

>>76010519
Whether or not I described America is irrelevant, I didn't say he should go to America...

>>76010959
No but you still sound fucking pathetic with your cnn tier anti Russia rhetoric

>>76011278
>putinaboo
delusion from hunger everybody

>>76011278
What are you on about?
Russia is a place high profile type people like him just dissappear, this is pretty common knowledge.
Why would he go there at all when he has friends in other safer countries? Why would he take that risk? "Sorry Ecuador, even though you have looked after me for the better part of the last 7 years. I'm going to go to Russia because I will be totally safe there even though their high profile politicians aren't safe there and they are opening dialogues with the US and likely open to the idea of sending me to the US" It would be retarded to do that.

Even if Russia was an option it's not even remotely close to the best option.