old >>75987241
notepad will post news
bjpenn.com
Eugene s Robinson
Cody "No Love" Garbrandt
>tfw only got 2 more exams until I can become a wagecuck
how does one get a job related to MMA?
>>75992037
Ask Kid Nate for a job at Bloody Elbow
Be the Luke Thomas of your own movie in the change you want to see in the world
Porto vs Niedźwiedź
Modafferi vs D’Aleilio
Tiburcio vs Simpson
Phillips vs Faszholz
Lee vs Tracy
>decide to visit back HEEM
>lowtest hype ridrr fin stranded in spain sperging 24/7
>supposed dockguy
>everyone bitching and moaning about dock guy
>just endless babble over petty things on an anonymous forum
baka
>>75992037
Oh for sure don't do that. Not everybody can be Big Brown.
>>75992061
You caught the last part of the thread. Everything was nice memes and what not beforehand
/Famous/
>>75992061
*portions shirtless picture of self*
>>75992061
Yoel is goodman
I'm going to marry Tuss!
>mfw people unironically think Masvidal won
>>75992100
CUTE!!!
>>75992100
StudGOD already tonguepunched her slits
>>75992100
Shut up pussy, you were supposed to call Stud radio
>>75992061
post some more shirtless pics so we have something to talk about
>mfw people unironically think Condit won
>>75992060
I'm just gonna pick the cuter chicks
Niedźwiedź
Modafferi
Simpson
Fasholz
Andrea "Kan't Get Boobies" Lee
>>75992106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmwSqtZWPBs
>le backpack xD
Even KenFlo thinks it could've gone either way. Why are the /heem/ casuals so stoopid?
>>75992073
What hours spergs sleep?
Yoel is what training everyday looks like without having off seasons
Also Cuban gfnes
>>75992009
that hover hand LOL
what a manlet!
>>75992060
Needzweedz
D'Alelio
Simpson
Faszholz
Tracy
>>75992146
Yoel moving on from Bisping, true NATTY MW GOAT
>https://www.google.com/amp/s/champions.co/posts/4273071/amp
>>75992139
/heem/ eternally BTFO
>>75992146
It mellows out around midnight/one A.M. central time.
Where can I watch full episodes of UFC Tonight for free?
Where can I watch old events like UFC 6?
I don't want to give Dana my money. I already wasted enough only to be bait and switched
>>75992139
>>75992171
Schaub called it a clear 30-27 for Maia. Sorry, not sorry.
>>75992187
>Schaub
Where's the Tate leaks lads?
>>75992175
Could you at least tell in New York time ? That's the standard Murrican time for us
who is your fav. female fighter? no trolling.
>>75992246
Nick Diaz
>>75992061
Shut the fuck up, manlet pussy.
Book a flight or sit the fuck down. Coward.
>>75992246
king from tekken 3
>>75992246
Banky Slubs
>>75992115
she runs the youtube chat, so she is forced to read my lewd comments
>>75992285
How new, brainlet transfer student. Don't you have monkey shit to wipe off someone's shoes, bumboy?
>>75992312
That's why you stop being a pussy,call in and express your love in front of all heembros
>>75992268
Would UFC sign a male to female transvestite in wmma?
>>75992321
>He's literally on LITHUANIAN welfare talking shit to a guy who can buy his potato farming family and sell them to the Turks
Lmao. Again, book a flight or sit down.
You're a manlet coward.
>>75992356
Cyborg already has two fights in the UFC, so yes.
>>75992246
Dana White
>UFC won't sign Rory, Askren, or Larkin to make room for more wmma
How do you autists defend this?
>>75992112
I will put Studgoof in a standing guillotine
if you don't /herica/ i dont even know why you're here
>>75992356
>transvestite
Could already be one on the roster for all we know
>>75992356
"Nothing hotter than a dime with an eight inch cock"
Stipe tapped
>>75992368
>spain telling someone is poor
Hey monkey, go back picking bananas I will buy at the market next day. Don't waste my time with your shitty sperg replies.
>>75992368
>LITHUANIAN welfare
>Spain's unemployment - circa 17 percent
Cool story Jorge
Cucks
>>75992476
>>75992480
>They think I'm a Spaniard
Keep ducking me, Shylock nosed manlet. Legit coward lmao.
you're all cucks.
>>75992577
It's a friendly rivalry, relax the autism
its always a bad sign when you click your heem tab and the amount of replies doesnt match the length you need to scroll
>>75992009
>le duck tj man
>he's le goat because he plays world of warcraft like me xD
*teleports behind you*
Heh, not bad kid. Now watch this.
*backflips over you*
These blades were crafted in the heart of Famous Burger's kitchen; sharpened with my finest cutlery. Do you really think you can defeat me, Max?
*teleports behind you again*
You are no match for an entrepreneur of my calibre.
*hits you with dull side of blade*
Next time you'll wish I skipped the canoe fries
>>75992601
Jesus what an autist
You're all cuckolds btw. Pls no bully.
Bunch of cucks itt there are.
literal cucks all of you
>>75992513
Buffoon, you're socially inept or something, a little on the spectrum? You already told me you are too much of a pussy to fight, telling me fantasy nonesense about how you would hit me in the airport. Go back watching anime, fuccboi. You sound like a limp dick teenager. No wonder you suck on Conor's balls, you are an immature little shitstain.
>out until November
Shouldn't have brought the dog out
>>75992627
hmmmm
>>75992151
is holly MOMMY tier?
>>75992513
>living in spainistan
P O O R
>>75992629
Wow fuck Eddie.
He should be suspended for those "accidental" knees
>>75992629
For those several minutes the dog was just starting to emerge, a damn shame it was stopped early
Every faggot in this thread is a cuck.
LeBron > any /heem/ fag.
>>75992601
Lmao
>>75992654
Eddie did warn people not to bring the dog out of him tbf. Now you see what happens.
>>75992625
>Being this angry because I exposed him as a coward to the internet shithole where he tried to pretend he was manly
Calm down, you manlet. No need to get your Baby Gap panties twisted in a bunch.
Pussy.
>>75992653
Wrong.
>>75992629
Eddie should just say fuck it and move on to fight someone else
y'all are cuckolds
>>75992656
Honestly fuck thse stupid rules about grounded opponents. At least allow knees at all times if soccer moms are too afraid of soccer kicks and stomps. The only time grounded opponent eats knees to the head is when they play stupid hand game or when they get stuck in north south position which is quite rare in men's mma
>>75992653
I don't even know man, sometimes she looks cute as hell and other times she looks downright nasty. Shapeshifter desu
>>75992601
*takes a bite of your famous burger(tm)*
psssh...nothing personnel kid
>>75992009
Based DJ with the hover hand.
He has a beautiful wife who he loves. Why would he grope a random bimbo for a dumb photo?
>>75992736
Pretty sure it's not gonna happen again
Why is everyone calling me a cuck today?
>>75992689
>angry
Replying to a brainlet sperg like you is a mere kneejerk to me. Go pick that banana, shoo
>>75992654
I guess Eddie will wait for Poirier at this point. He got rocked hard in the fight too. This is almost as good as punishment, will wait only to get his shit pushed in agxin by Poirier.
>>75992760
some other board is "raiding" us because heem is p much the alpha dog of 4chan. hate us cause they ain't us
>>75992736
Kill yourself and get lost.
Fuck your mother.
I hope your country gets overrun with muslims.
Black beast would HEEM Lebron
>>75992009
>manlets
when will they learn
>>75992782
That's not very Canadian of you.
>>75992771
>N-no, y-you m-mad
Fucking shook Shylock nosed manlet lmao. Gypsy crying and angry, no wonder your boy is a roided up freak, you have an inferiority complex lmao.
>>75992836
I hope you didn't sign a boyhood contract with maia spainsperg, might as well tear it up now and save face cuckboi
YOU RE ALL KEKOLDS
Tfw your favorite heem posters hate eachother
Cuckold
>>75992836
I'm going sleepy, you can have this if you want
>>75992836
you speak 5 languages
he posts shirtless pictures of himself on here
he's calling you the poor brainlet
really makes you think
you should really kick his ass
>>75992836
Doesn't shock me you have impaired reading comprehension
Poor little /heem/'s own autist, can't help but sperg the sad kid
FUCK BISPING
BISPING IS SHOOK
honestly who didn't see this coming with Bisping, his entire reign as champ has been complete bullshit
>>75992972
Le quick turnaround man
>>75992972
Lmao at people claiming he wasn't shook as fuck when Yoel made facial surgery on Weidman's face
Pisspee would flush Pooel Poomero down queer street after making him shit himself in the octagon again after GADOOSHing him with a head kick smearing his shit all over the octagon
Your all cucks
I could """"heem""" every one of you
This is the treatment all career long steroid abusers (claudia gadelha, yoel romero etc.) deserve. Everyone should duck them. Let them work at Town Fair Tire.
>>75992854
Kys, loser.
>>75992876
Saved lmao.
>>75992917
He's all bark, the little pussy is afraid to book a flight and get his Shylock anatomy re-arranged.
>>75992925
That's rich from a Lithgypsy manlet on Welfare, really reaching here (kinda like you have to reach everything in your manlet life LOL), huh?
Stop crying, coward.
>Hey Mike how's everything going?
All good buddeh
>Knee still giving you trouble?
yeh my knee isn't doing too well m8
>well I hope you have a swift recovery
Thanks Dana means alot coming from yew
>because you'll be fighting Yoel when you return
>>75993054
He posts pictures from what looks like a prison cell I doubt he can afford a plane ticket, let alone a second seat for his nose.
STUD RADIO is on TONIGHT
>>75993085
>let alone a second seat for his nose.
>>75993081
GSPeepoo should fight Tyrone lanket Poopley at 213 while Peemian Pooia heals
>tfw not Lithuanian
just heem me now
>>75993041
>he roids because I said so
When Vitor was the way he was, everyone knew why, it was trt.
Yoel passes test after test, and after popping for come tainted supplement, he still looks like a beast with even more testing done on him, what can't be said about lombard or reem.
>>75993156
>tainted supplement
lmao @ ur """"life"""" if you believe this
romero is natty, hes cuban and jacked deal with it
>>75992037
>exams
>wagecuck
Uh isnt the whole point of a degree so you can have a good salaried position and not punch a timecard like a high school dropout?
>>75993177
Why isn't jon called a cheater by everyone? Everyone hating on Yoel when his story was much better than Muh dick pills
Brock is innocent
>>75993197
Silva too, but ch of Bisping nuthuggers
Brendan Schaub!!
just got the memo, You're all cucks watching a cuck sport.
>>75993267
What sport should I be watching?
Was nice revisiting heem guys, still shit as usual
No doubt spainsperg will be here for hours to come like usually he is, poor little shoe shinner, numbskull has nothing better to do but ride on hype trains and sperg on anonymous boards. Now that's truly
sad!
GADOOSH MY MAN
>>75993255
doesn't know the difference between spanish and mexican
Is /heem/ Big Baller territory?
>P-pls respond to m-me, S-Spain
Beg me.
>>75993342
no, fuck off, we are grassroots and don't go for that fake shit
Leonardo Santos v Olivier Aubin Mercier is off due to OAM injury
>>75993138
we all know pic related is true
>>75993374
As much as I hate GSP you all are retarded, why fight tyrone if UFC ALLOWED him to go for a second easy belt. Is woodley just asshurt UFC didn't give him the easy fight?
>>75992061
>supposed dockguy
Yeah it's an imposter like 90% of the time. Some dude likes to pose as me so he can bully notepad.
Do you think Aldo is gonna beat Max?
>>75993358
Small baller beta detected
/BBB/ is grassroots DEFINED
>>75993407
> why fight tyrone if UFC ALLOWED him to go for a second easy belt
Because GSP has made himself appear like a fucking pussy. You know, some people may not want to look like a complete joke, and would find that to be a deterrent.
>>75993193
everyone goes to college in europe so the dude who fries your fish and chips probably has a phd
>>75993450
He doesn't care how he looks, Bisping too. He's a jealous cunt seeing how Conor is treated to he comes back for easy pray that is Bisping so he can have some leverage like Goobert
>>75993407
if condit was champion right now, you think gsp would fight bisping?
be honest
>>75992972
i think we might see first death in cage if they make yoel vs bisbong
*goes for the power double*
>>75993373
damn santos is a good fighter
tristar is pretty high on pull outs too
>>75993496
*sprawls*
*pushes your head against the canvas and humiliates you*
>>75993470
Yes see here>>75993463
Upcoming events:
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Previous thread: >>75992009
News:
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Realistically, what are 7 months pregnant GSP's chances against Bisbong?
>>75993566
Very well, Bisping has poor TDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAE_QQ-GcJE
who /pol/ here
look how they have to photoshop DC to make him look the same size as Jones lmao
>>75993608
Go back you dickwasher
>>75993373
yeah fuck going to brazil
>>75993580
Not really. Against GSP's double legs it might be different
>>75993650
Do you remember Bisping's fight with Kennedy?
>>75993617
jon jones would be on 17 fight win streak if not bullshit dq lost
>>75993617
Why doe Jon have a belt?
>>75993670
I know I was just going down all the stats and thinking how jones is better than DC in all of them except KO/TKO, but really he shoud have a TKO win on his record for Hammill.
>>75993693
Roided Bigfoot would have killed Jones
>>75993685
He fought OSP for an interim title.
>>75993705
i think his head weights more then me
>>75993707
And has since been stripped
>>75993743
I don't think so.
>>75993764
he has been suspended by usada for dickpill
>>75993787
I thought they stripped his ass again?
>>75993743
to create drama ya fuckhead
YO NOT REAL CHIMP I AM
>>75993803
he was stripped twice for hit and run(title) and failed drug test (interim title)
>>75993832
*champ
grow up
>>75993847
So he shouldn't be presented with belt just like at conferences
>>75993860
i guess but he is still undefeated in octagon so he is champ in my mind
if DC beats coke-free, USADA'd jon jones then DC is the natty LHW goat
>>75993538
fair enough, I'm saying he's a duck and you're agreeing.
Why are you arguing with me?
>>75993898
too bad his 40 year old fat ass won't make weight (again)
>>75993528
*knock knock*
hi, is rory home?
>>75993920
they'll bring in towels so taut shaquel oneal could make 205
>>75993667
Kennedy is a very good wrestler. Its odd because Chael is even better and Bisping did better at stuffing his takedowns
>>75993938
>*kills sport*
Why does Paul Harris refuse to let go of submissions?
>>75993969
He's controlled opp, he's there to give the illusion the UFC tests. He only goes after idiots and people who've crossed Dana
just passing through to say I'm laughing at you and your cucked sport
>>75994005
Immigrant mentality
>>75993566
>mfw GSP takes Bisbing down and grinds on him for 5 rounds
>>75994005
low IQ
>>75994027
/heem/ is /TMT/
>>75994027
you won't be laughing for long nog
>>75994027
>manlets
Apparently Warlley Alves is hurt and out for his fight for the returning Kiichi Kunimoto
Zak Ottow (1-1 UFC) is replacing him in fight at Singapore
Poor Alves. Guy looked like a killer at 170 for a while then got de-memed by Barberena and blacked by Usman. Usada?
>>75994069
>>75993197
Jons brother was suspended by the NFL for failing a PED test as well...
Imagine that
>>75994027
that's a cute belt
>>75994149
they must have been popping dick pills and space docking each other over the family christmas party.
>people actually sit in this thread for hours a day arguing about absolutely nothing
>>75994149
IMAGINE MY SURPRISE
>>75994231
Its shock you dumbass
>>75994225
Shut up
nobody asked you to argue about nothing with us, beat it goof
>>75994225
>implying a squabposter is above it all
you're in the muck with us, boyo, don't pretend otherwise
>>75994357
sorry, i have a job
>>75994225
>implying half of em aren't you talking to yourself
>>75994375
Is it six figures? No? Stay in your lane
>>75994375
is that you coral springs?
>>75994375
not the one you wanted tho is it?
>>75994419
No. It's just one of those offbrand Schaub posters
Only Coralsprings, mobile Schaubposter, and Bulgaria/Coralsprings are legit schaubposters
Everyone else is a poser
What would be your UFC walkout song?
More and more people are starting to realize that although Maia won the decision. Masvidal won the fight.
>>75994448
one of those schaubsters is schaub himself
>>75994460
https://youtu.be/jdccNAOvPHg
>>75994475
Maia will be a co-main or main event contender while Masvidal goes to some shitty FOX card LOL
>>75993969
>exposing frauds = killing sport
t. jacksonwinklecuck
>>75994011
what about ufc 200? or cyborg? or mendes?
>>75994501
Maia is getting shitcanned, h8r
>>75994475
Masvidal admit in post fight that Maia is the strongest man he's dealt with.
>>75994530
all brazillians are steroid abusers
>>75994522
how can you hate on Maia, guy is humbled as fuck and isn't schill
>>75994552
I like maia, i don't like you, h8r
I need to know what happened to the real Coral Springs, did get get permabanned? did he just stop posting to spite us? I need his (You)s to grow stronger
>>75994552
>humble
>roider
pick one
>>75994069
>masha will never triangle you
>>75994544
how is flabby old man Maia an abuser?
>>75994544
JDS and Bigfoot are clean
>>75994586
>muh eye test
>>75994580
He'll be back at the end of the month/beginning of June. Pretty sure he got a 30 day vacation for repeated shitposting and samefagging autism
>>75994580
he never left
he is the scat poster, the sperg op, spain and the schaubster
>>75994586
bjj is plagued with roiders mate
>muh eye test
>>75994585
in any other era she would be unstoppable
>>75994618
only 1st and 3rd are me. wasn't pretending otherwise.
anyways, are you coral springs?
>>75994627
you're a retarded little dyel faggot. positive eye test is reliable, negative eye test isn't.
>>75994618
>projection
>>75994627
looks like the HGH went straight to his nipples
>>75994627
Several years ago I got the chance to roll with him. I thought he was a pretty decently sized mw. I can' imagine how strong he is at 170.
>>75994664
I won't believe anyone was him until I see the 4chan pass marking.
>>75994755
how does it work with the pass, you can choose to show it or not right?
>>75994754
how much did he fuck you up?
>>75994663
In any other era, she would always be the bridesmaid. Not an insult, just fact
>>75994798
the pass is the key, if the janitors bothered to check the code, they would see how the spammers bypass the captcha and the vpn filters
see >>75994815
looks like somebody got triggered
>>75994798
Correct
>>75994806
I was a noob anon he just let me work and gave me feedback.
>>75994871
jealous desu
how does this make you feel?
Watching the latest TuF season, Cody seems like a complete moron and he doesn't even realize it
>>75994798
Can somebody shoop the entire image of her onto a trailer patio?
>>75994820
she could beat Chrissy Everett and Billy Jean King but Martina and Graff would be interesting
NATTY MW GOAT DONE CHASING BISPING
>>75994909
he back
>https://champions.co/p/ufc-yoel-romero-michael-bisping-fight-gym-georges-st-pierre/4273071
>>75994909
romero whittaker, no one cares about bisping and his chastity belt, he can kill himself for all I care
>>75994889
uncomfortable
>>75994909
>boss says you get next title shot
>nah i think i'll just move on!
Literally Jacapoo 2.0. He's going to get flush'd just as hard too I can feel it
>>75994909
Rockhold vs Romero for the MW strap?
PLEASE
>>75994944
I wanna see Whittaker-Rockhold and Moose-Romero for the interim interim and interim belts
>>75994909
Bisbing confirmed scared
>>75994889
Disgusted.
>>75994970
Mousasi shills get fucked.
Rockhold vs Romero is the fight to make
>>75994889
I wonder what kind of stuff Raquel does to her behind closed doors
>>75994944
won't happen, he either fights gegard or whittaker plain and simple
STUDBOY IS STREAMING SOME MMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPHDZKeVpxA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPHDZKeVpxA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPHDZKeVpxA
>>75994909
>LIKE A MUHAMMED
>LIKE A MIIIKE
>JOE FRAZIER JOE FRAZIER
>CONOR CONOR
>>75994944
>>75994970
i wanta see that switched around
whittaker vs romero for the interim belt
moose vs rockhold for #1 contender for whatever belt is free first
>>75995004
>won't happen
Why is that? Him and Romero are the rightful #1 contenders
>>75994985
put your Norway flag back on
>>75994663
>yfw she pokes her shoulder in your colostoma
>>75995008
>"Hey Bucholz, you've got some real animals in the gym: cody, fili, urijah....WHO ELSE FUCKED PAIGE?"
>>75995008
whoa Leslie looks hot actually
>>75995034
rockhold coming off loss, not gegard or whittaker. they easier for romero too so win-win. Did you forget Rockhold denied yoel when he was champ too?
>>75995069
Lets be honest here. rockhold is clearly the best middleweight
>>75995069
Gegard and Whittaker are B-tier and should fight each other
Rockhold vs Romero
>>75995048
I got that meme.
>>75995081
looks fitting
>>75995101
>>75995104
whittaker might decline, not gegard. dana just wont offer him the fight
>>75995119
>yfw you are a meme
This is why I stopped posting here
>>75995081
sav'd
Sergio Pettis v Brandon Moreno in Mexico City? I like the sound of that fight
Also hearing Twitter scuttlebuttt the UFC might be heading to Seattle on August 19th for UFC 215 which sounds like it makes sense for DJ-Borg especially since DJ is from Seattle metro area
>>75995180
reminder it is all one guy and a proxy
>spam
dc goat chin confirmed?
>>75995163
You take that back.
>>75995258
Holm is so compact and has such a thicc necc. I'd shove my big, White dingus down her throat if you catch my drift here, fellas.
are you fags reporting or am i the only one...
Kamaru Usman's Heavyweight younger brother Mohamed Usman made his pro MMA debut today and won via 1st round kimura at Tachi Palace Fights
Guy looks ripped too. Definitely gotta keep on eye on him for the future
>>75995353
You are not alone.
Imagine getting so triggered by Brendan Schaub that you throw a temper-tantrum and spam walls of text.
>>75995021
Mousasi can fight Whittaker
Romero can fight Rockhold
Great matchmaking? I think so.
>>75994889
Who is she?
If Rockhold isn't at the very least given a contract to fight Romero, I will be very sad.
Puerto Rico's own Tecia Torres
>>75995596
>>75995575
for you
>>75995582
rockhold isn't getting shit, ufc will offer Whittaker and Gegard to Yoel first, Whittaker might decline and gegard would accept
>>75995621
Rockhold's only loss is against Bisping
Gegard has lost to every name you can think of and Whittaker is a nobody
Oh and he also has a decisive win against Bisping lol
>>75995670
doesn't matter, he's on Dana's shit list . Both whittaker and gegard would have to decline
>>75995618
>Tecia Torres
Thanks bud, appreciate it
>>75995709
>he's on Dana's shit list
So Rockhold doesn't deserve a title shot because Dana hates him? that's ridiculous
Very, very good thread.
>>75995744
are you new? that's how shits been
who is the hottest female fighter?
>>75995744
Rockhold doesn't deserve a title shot because he's coming off a decisive loss and hasn't fought in a year.
>tfw the potato canoes are cold
what does one get from spamming 4chan of all places?
>>75995781
He has wins against everyone notable in his division. Sure, he hasn't fought in awhile, but that's because he only fights big fights
And if we're talking about PPV, Gegard is not a draw so that's not a reason for him to get a title shot
>>75995806
is it possible to program a bot or it has to be a turbo autist? really activates my almonds
StudGOD's wrestling coaching giving another W to TAM
How can h8rs ever compete
KILL ALL CANADIANS
>>75995823
where are the mods on this shit? they ban bundaposters who annoy no one yet they let autists like this shit generals up?
they really do deserve no compensation
>>75995812
Let him at least get on a winning streak before giving him a title shot. It's not like he ever even defended the belt successfully.
>>75995806
Practice.
don frye is homeless now
id let him stay at my house if i was in arizona desu
mods finally woke
>>75995854
We'll see what the new UFC matchmaker does, I guess.
>>75995868
we talkin about practice, not meme'ing, not meme'ing, we talkin about practice, not the memes that i die for and meme like it'll be my last, we talkin about practice, how silly is that man!?
Everyone here is a faggot
ily mom
>>75995874
>don frye is homeless now
really?
>>75996049
Calma los huevos felix, no seas mamon
>>75996049
how dumb do you have to be to actually see a post on 4chan and think "gee, I better do what this guy says or my mom might be in danger"
reevaluate your life
>>75996071
he's a complete mess right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6tCFvbxMF4
>tfw no UFC card this weekend just tape delayed Lellator and Invicta
>>75996297
invicta is always surprisingly spicy my man. you should get your picks in
>>75992060
>>75994871
i had the same experience except with rich franklin. coolest shit ever
>>75996297
Heavyweight Kickboxing this weekend
Train by day! Joe Rohan podcast by night!
>>75994035
unironically this
he has also celebrated early for the same reason
who /BBB/ + /KingKevin/ + /BlackBeast/ here?
>>75992009
Who the fuck names their kid Demetrious?
>>75994909
I have this horrible feeling within me that Bisping beats Romero. Not in the sense that he outclasses him and eventually finishes, but rather hurts him early and pours it on. Again.
>you now remember that people actually defended Bisping vs Hendo 2
>>75994889
dude finally shaved the mustache, good for him
>>75996715
>Demetrious
thats actually a somewhat distinguished name compared to many of the black people names these days
>>75995258
is that bethe in the back?
haven't been on in a week. what happened to all the retards that actually
>actually
>a c t u a l l y
thought Yair was gonna win?
Nighttime /heem/, google has failed me. Do any of you know where I can find the full video of Frankie Edgar vs Jim Miller?
>>75996772
ufc.tv
>>75996783
They have Reality Fighting? It isn't listed on their faq.
>>75996772
Finding regional fights is a crapshoot. Usually ones with notable fighters get uploaded but not always.
t. made those free fight lists back in the day
>the absolute state of UFC 212
>>75996798
on the bright side, 213 and 214 are fucking MONSTER cards. i'm so hyped for those
>>75996798
Im hyped for the main and co-main
>>75996816
and now we try to guess why Jones gets pulled from the card this time, or will it be old man Cormier getting injured again? It's tough when you have to rely on a degenerate drug addict and PED abuser AND a member of AKA to show up to a fight
have fun making 205 cormier
>>75996889
What are you tryin' to say about Tony Ferguson?
>>75996889
I love their fighters but I'd bet money that AKA is a dirty camp.
>>75996889
No, this time they're actually going to fight but Herb Dean is going to stop the fight because of illegal knees or some shit that was not illegal to begin with.
>>75996913
American Knee injury Academy
>>75996924
goodnight /heem/, sweet dreams and sweet memes
>>75996988
night night
>>75996993
>Vulgar Display of Power
Why do they call him the bullet dodger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkwurItx4ek
>>75997075
That nigga dodges missles
These two are saints
>>75992090
Aren't those 12-6?
>>75997199
You can clearly see his elbow arcing
>>75997119
>You will never have a commentary duo consisting of Rogan and Joey
Fuck life.
>>75997187
Saved.
Khabib walks around at 185 and cuts almost 30 lbs.
Is this unheard of for LW? How healthy is this?
>>75997228
Nah, RDA used to cut from 195lbs.
Someone in his camp said he even weighed 200lbs at some point, so no.
It's just that Khabib is more unprofessional than RDA, so he's a pull out merchant. Even if RDA passed out he'd still fight.
>>75997266
>Even if RDA passed out he'd still fight.
Khabib had it worse than just passing out
>>75997298
>RDA passed out for 3 full minutes before his fight with Tony, still a banger
>Khalabib is hospitalised because Tiramisu
Not our fault he's shit at managing his weight cut. Like I said, unprofessional.
*eye pokes you*
>>75997326
>*eye pokes you*
*Adresses to referee*
what did she mean by this?
Does Max even stand a chance against Aldo?
I have a feeling he'll be eating leg kicks all night.
>>75997354
wew
>>75997460
lad
>>75997407
I honestly don't know. I really think Aldo just has the advantage everywhere, except Max is taller. When I think about it, I believe Aldo takes it, but Max could win
>>75997368
;)
>>75992246
Nunes and Joanna
>>75997407
Why would he not? Do you think he can't strike as well as Chad Mendes? Holloway has been the better striker against every fighter except McGregor, and he didn't get knocked out in seconds there. Beat Swanson, Stevens and Anthony Pettis.
>>75997515
Maybe because he's fighting Jose fucking Aldo
>>75997500
Max has better cardio.
Goobs--Mayweather - here's how it really works:
Mayweather camp will insist Conor have a big fight before they will finalize anything.
A fight against GSP.
Conor will lose.
Then Mayweather will say, "Am I fighting who? Conrad who? Who? He has no star power. I'm Floyd Mayweather. What's his name again? Never heard of him. Nobody ever heard of him. I'm Floyd Mayweather, man. You ask me if I'm fighting scrubs? Come on, man."
And it will finally dawn on Dana that this whole thing has always been about Mayweather boosting his brand, and nothing else.
There was never going to be a fight.
Mayweather's entire game was to boost his brand, wreck Conor's career, and punch a hole in the UFC's tire.
But mostly to boost his brand, the other shit was just for fun.
>>75997550
Stop spamming!
>>75997550
That can actually be true. Truth be told I've never heard about Floyd before the McGregor thing - I was stictly MMA guy.
I'm confused as to where the GSP/Bisping fight stands.
Is it still on?
>>75997540
That is true. However last fight Aldo didn't slow down at all, and I don't think Max has ever seen past the 3rd round
>>75997515
Swanson is a decent win
Stephens literally has the UFC record for most losses.
Pettis has looked like shit and still won the first round and then gassed or "broke his hand" and quit mentally.
>>75995812
>He has wins against everyone notable in his division. Sure, he hasn't fought in awhile, but that's because he only fights big fights
Luke is done.
Sent to male modelling school by Bisbong.
Luke will never win again. Cap it.
>>75997663
Holloway's performances against Stephens and Pettis were great and you seem to be trying your hardest to disregard them.
>>75995842
>>75997702
when is Rory?
>>75997694
I'm not disregarding them, but you need to have context of them. Pettis has not been the same in a long time. He's 1-4 in his last 5 and Stephens is 2-5 in his last 7.
>No towel memes from Jones
>>75997753
Very convenient way of minimising their accomplishments.
I think I fucking hate people like you, it's "Oh Pettis is shit now that win meant nothing" and not "Oh shit Max Holloway just finished a former champion of a higher weight class".
>>75997854
>"Oh shit Max Holloway just finished a former champion of a higher weight class".
*Who had never been finished before, by either strikes or submission.
>>75992060
NIEDZWIEDZ
ROXY
TIBURCIO
PHILLIPS
LEE
>>75997693
He literally lost once against a guy he already beat, you dork. Give him the Romero fight. Mousasi and Whittaker are B-level fighters.
>>75992061
Welcome back, you self-loathing cuckold!
>>75997854
kek why the fuck are you so mad? chill bitch.
>>75992009
Raising CTE awareness
>>75997854
Would you be as impressed if Alvarez lost 3 straight, moved to FW, barely won, and then lost to Holloway? Would that be an amazing win for Holloway? no? right. stay mad pussy
>>75997948
How do we prevent CTE?
>>75997913
lol this. Lithicuck has no reason to complain about anything. He posts more pics of himself on /heem/ than anyone else. Talks about himself more on /heem/ that anyone else.
>>75997584
everyone is denying knowledge that it's off, who knows
>>75997962
Super advanced CRISPR stem cells or some shit.
why is it cool to pretend you wouldnt?
what did nick mean by this?
>>75997971
>"If GSP isn´t ready in July I want to fight Romero"
>GSP wants it in November
>"AAAAAH MY LEG"
Name a worse champion than Michael Bisping
nick be creeping bruh wtf
>>75998114
people will literally defend this. it'd be funny if he was stripped tho
>>75998130
he ain't black so it's okay, im not even baiting, imagine if woodley was doing this shit, stalling divisions to fight bj or something.
What made it so fucking awesome?
>>75998138
meh, Woodley wanting a money fight before fighting Wonderboy was made a huge fucking deal but also Woodley is terribly unlikeable unless you like smugrashad.jpg. People treat Bisping like he's owed something
>>75998130
>people will literally defend this
Show me one person
>>75998114
the fact that he said something like he earned/deserved a money fight shows what kind of fighter he is. sadly this sort of moneygrubbing behavior while stalling your division is not only tolerated but even encouraged and mcgoober only made it even more fashionable
>>75998138
>>75998167
I dislike woodley as much as the next guy but he at least fights contenders. Even if he would love to fight anyone but his own top 5, the fact that dana doesn´t give in to his shit makes it bearable.
>>75998145
stylistic clashes
presentation
personalities
novelty
roids
>>75998167
that's what I'm saying, that was made a huge deal even though it was a quick turnaround where wonderboy wouldnt have been ready regardless.
it's like saying that werdum ducked cain because he didnt wait for him to return and fought miocic.
the treatment of bisping is finally beginning to change, people finally see through his muh bants and the whole peoples fighter facade. he's a pussy.
>>75998181
there was some dude bitching about how bisping deserves the money just a couple of days ago.
>>75998198
woodley campaigned called for a nick fight after he beat wonderboy the first time, I didn't like that. however when he called out nick post 201, I saw no problem in it.
woodley did ask for meme fights but atleast he doesn't clog the division up to fight grandpas and midgets like bisping has done for the past year.
it's totally different mate
>>75998221
I guess some people see Bisping's decade of struggle to the title as inspirational and want to see him hold the title for as long as possible
>>75998255
don't get me wrong, I was happy when he won the belt, then he became a total bitch.
>>75998221
Woodley would do the exact same thing as Bisping if he was given half a chance. And Nick Diaz fighting for the welterweight title is just as much a meme fight as GSP fighting for the middleweight title.
>>75998255
i'd much rather like to see the belts be respected than bispings fairytale
>>75998271
is woodley sitting on his hands waiting for meme handouts? he's already hyping up the maia fight while faggots are saying he's "ducking".
if he was ducking he'd be like bisping, keeping romeros(maia) name out his mouth and deflecting to the rockhold(lawler) ko almost a year ago.
>nick fighting for ww belt is meme
I agree with you though, I just said I saw no problem in it the first time. when he called for it the second time for 209, I didn't like it at all.
>>75997962
>>75997990
NOT GETTING FUCKING HIT IN THE FUCKING HEAD.
>>75998277
Conor. McGoober is THE ultimate belt-defense ducker.
>>75998353
he should fight tony already desu.
>>75998353
He takes harder fights.
>>75998365
I see that you're scared that Mayweather's getting his jaw shattered.
>>75998353
i cant knock conor for trying to make the biggest fight in combat sports history happen. if that mayweather fight happens it'll be bigger than him fighting tony, khabib, tyron, nate, and bisping all in the same night
>>75998379
>fighting nate diaz is harder than fighting frankie edgar
>>75998415
1) It is
2) Edgar ducked ufc 196.
>>75998415
>fighting my dick is harder than fighting conor
>>75998422
>1) It is
What did he mean by this?
>>75993563
So where can I catch today's Bellator event?
lightweight, welterweight, and middleweight are being held up.
how is this good business practice to fuck up your 3 major divisions?
>>75998495
>welterweight being held up
how? please explain
>>75998422
>2) Edgar ducked ufc 196.
Oh Man, I disagree.
>"I got a call from Ali saying that Rafael dos Anjos got hurt, and [the UFC] had texted him, ‘will Frankie fight him at 155?’ And, I’ve been hurt for the past four weeks," a fired up Edgar told MMA Fighting on Wednesday.
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/2/24/11105514/frankie-edgar-pissed-at-ufc-says-the-c-in-ufc-stands-for-conor
>>75998495
It gives more exposure to other organizations, such as Bellator, that have superior fighters in same weight divisions. This in turn gives rise to higher competitiveness across the whole sport.
>>75998509
> I was hurt
Sure. Get a dog, bro.
>>75998495
>get the belt July
>defend in November againstt #1 contender
>defend again in march against #1 contender
>defend again in July against top contender
4 title fights in one year aint bad m8. Tyron is a real champ
>>75998513
>You can't turn down a fight if you're injured.
>>75998523
>Tyron is a boring champ
Fixed that for you, mate. Never buying a Tyron fight, nor will anyone that watched 209.
>>75998542
>it wasn't wonderboy ythat made the fights borirng
for sure Wonderboy didn't have 1 second of excitement in either fight my man
>>75998523
Watch him duck Maia. Then you will see.
>>75998564
For sure Woodley showed a lot of exciting techniques in the Rory fight.
>>75998576
>Watch him duck Maia.
I seriously doubt it, dude, and I'm far from a Woodley fan.
>>75998576
"I will literally fight Maia in July or whenever he is ready because I think he is the easiest match for me in the top 10" - Tyron "The Chosen One" Woodley multiple times in the last week
"Tyron is ducking Maia" - Some fucking goof
>>75998597
When they are physically in the cage I will repost this, and apologise.
Until then..
>>75998597
"I'm going to need a million dollars if you want me to defend against Maia in Brazil."
t.Tyron "The Choosy One" Woodley
>>75998610
"I will fight Maia for free tomorrow in Dana's living room stream lived on facebook" Tyron "The Peoples Champ" Woodley
>>75998621
>"The Peoples Champ"
Black men are even stealing other people's nicknames now, baka.
>>75998633
Amanda "Buffalo Wild Wings" Cooper
"If Maia wants to fight me, he has to bring me lunch." Tyron "Bossy" Woodley
>>75998415
>fwonkie PEDgar
lmao
>>75998582
>deflecting this hard
>>75998576
>it's a whitebois crying about woodley "ducking" episode
so he will beat maia twice too right?
>>75998787
>MUH YAIR
>MUH YOUTH
>MUH ATHLETICISM
>>75998803
>demonstrating that Woodley is by preference a boring fighter is deflecting
okies
why are woodley haters so fucking retarded?
>>75998840
you're the retarded one in this situation
because if he COULD sell sand to arabs he'd be black conor mcgregor
inb4 i was just pretending to be retarded
Reminder to do cardio every morning.
Time to pay the piper.
>>75998849
>let alone a fight
you're a mongoloid too
>>75998840
>Couldn't sell sand to Arabs as an insult
Is this another one of those things that Americans get wrong like "I COULD care less"?
>>75998869
no, that guy is just retarded
>>75998869
Irregardless, Woodley haters are worth jack.
>>75998864
he's not a draw though?
Choose to be inspired.
>>75998911
so you admit youre wrong? you're a fucking retard, go read a book for once
and tyron is as big a draw as michelle, the big hendo rematch drew LESS than 209 sans khabib, so again, you're wrong, and a retard to boot!
>>75994585
man shoulders cannot be unseen
>>75998912
Connah McChicken another cocksucker. SBG full of faggots and retards
>>75998968
I assume your mum's a fan yes?
>>75997573
do you even know what the fuck spam is?
this is the truth of what is happening. if I post the same idea more than once it isn't spam, sister.
Who's a worse champion, Conor or Bisping?
>>75998991
Conor. Bisping's retired every opponent he's faced in a title fight.
going for a run, there better be a bellator notepad thread when I get back
GDR legit scares me, see looks like a creature from the witcher or something
>>75999096
>>75999058
GOod man. I just got back from mine.
Post heems
>>75999192
I really like how Ryan Hall has adapted the Reverse Schaub Shutdown™ For MMA.
>>75999192
How much
>bjj guys truly believe pulling guard will save them in this situation
>>75999261
did he died???
>>75999725
Yeah his leg detached from his hip
>>75999685
Story?
WHO?
What time does that Bellator show actually start in Bongland?
who is your least favourite female ufc fighter?
>>75997913
dyel as fuck
>>75999792
chimps chimping out
>>75999415
3.5 miles
>>76000733
what is your bench press?
>>75999154
Good morning, Velcro.
WHEN RORY
>>75999685
most who train in MMA agree the tactics learned in the cage do not apply to the street
>>76000780
From what I can tell the prelims start in 3.5 hours.
>>76000737
Perfect running weather. Do you run on the beach or down by the docks?
>>76000802
too hot
>>76000802
I live in the northeast. I'm a couple hours from the beach. Weather has been really nice lately. I've been running around my neighborhood for the past couple weeks. So much nicer than having to use a treadmill.
>>76000829
running is terrible for you use your pool
>>76000829
Running through a neighborhood is the definition of annoying
>curbs
>stop lights
>dogs
>traffic
>pedestrians
>>76000837
Running with bad from is terrible for you. I don't think there is anything bad with running. H-how did you know I have a pool?
>>76000857
>curbs
>stop lights
>dogs
>traffic
>pedestrians
Not really any traffic here and there are no traffic lights. There really aren't many people out at 5am.
>So when i is gon be on the Joe Rogan Experience, huh?
>Y..yea... let's talk about that later..
>>76000857
>not running just to be mired and envied
>these guys have been going back and forth of twitter and continued to trash talk at yesterday's weigh in. I'm really excited to see this fight.
>>76000897
reminded me of this
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-3644164/American-teen-killed-Australian-baseballer-Chris-Lane-random-drive-shooting-left-die-ditch-sentenced-25-years.html
Frankie Edgar -130
Yair Rodriguez +100
>>76000897
The best feel is when you overtake some muscly gym bro on his cardio day, even better if you run same toute and you get to double him
>dude joanna doesn't have a chin lmao jessica by TKO
>>76000860
who the fuck lives in florida and doesn't own a pool
>dude Yair is going to meme kick to victory Fwonkie won't know what him lmao
>>76000968
I don't live in Florida bro, I live in the northeast.
I'm not sure Gastelum can get past Weidman desu. Weidman is 2big
>>76000000
Who is your least favorite female fighter?
>>76001034
all 3 of the feMALE brazillians
>>76001034
Roxxane Modafferi
Yoel "The Soldier of God" Romero
New thread: >>76001050
>>76001034
joanna jedrzejczyk
>>76001072
he said least favourite man
>>75998210
Also as kids growing up playing tekken and street fighter. This was a close as it got to that irl.