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Royals

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1stros!

>>75990908
Pillar is officially /ourguy/...right?

best record in nl coming through

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>>75990908
1stros

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Another day for the tank to roll on

best record in the MLB coming through

>>75990935
100%

Astros and Rockies are the bad guys. Rangers and Dodgers are the good guys.

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Have you ever taken a girl to a ballgame for a date?

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Top prospects

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Would you give this future goat $300 million?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0wLCGwYZ3g

lets keep the comedy rolling

>>75990955
Don't you have people to lay off, ESPN?

>>75990992
>Implying Avila won't give him 400 million

enjoy your next albatross contract whilst you can tiggers

>>75990967
>CF
>not a trout

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Daily reminder that every year for one day every team in Major League Baseball strips themselves of their identities and dons the number of BLACK DODGER.

If this isn't the biggest cuck shit on the planet then we have to meet your bull.

Literally bowing down to the Dodger BBC

Wowzers.

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Firstros

>>75990993

>She's a junkballer

>>75991014
>Chris Ilitch
>Wasting his money on the Tigers

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>>75990955
>Astros and Rockies are the bad guys. Rangers and Dodgers are the good guys.

Rags pls

I don't really watch baseball but I was reading about player salaries recently and I discovered that some catchers are literally being paid millions per season.

How is this justified? It's like the easiest position in any sport ever, you just squat down, call for fastballs, and catch them.

Big surprise that the literal kike calls out the fags. Tbh I think we are due for a holocaust.

Don't reply. Just don't.

>>75991068

this is bait but holy shit player catcher sucks dick

>>75991047
don't worry he'll come around to the family tradition of wasting billions of dollars for nothing

+++++++++++++++++++++++
OFFICIAL MLB ALIGNMENTS
+++++++++++++++++++++++

>Lawful evil
Yankees
Dodgers

>Neutral evil
Marlins
Blue Jays
Braves
Nationals

>Chaotic evil
Rangers
Red Sox
Phillies
Giants

>Lawful Neutral
Cardinals
A's
Reds
Angels

>True Neutral
Rays
Brewers
Pirates
Diamondbacks

>Chaotic neutral
Cubs
Mets
Orioles
White Sox
Royals

>Lawful good
Astros
Rockies

>Neutral good
Mariners
Reds
Tigers

>Chaotic good
Indians
Twins

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>>75991100
NICE NUMERALS

>>75990967
>tfw no inevitable tommy john episode

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>>75991100
>autistically stupid and mentally ill
(You)

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>>75991135
>Calling anyone autistic on /mlb/
YEEEERRRRR OUT!

>>75991135
Refute my post. You literally cannot.

>>75991100
>Cubs and Mets in the same category
>Dodgers and Yankees in the same category
>Cardinals not evil but Giants are

A lot of problems

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>>75991089
i sure as fuck hope so. getting a JD jersey if he re signs

>>75991163
post your alignments then, f@990+

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>>75991180

Be careful or you might get suspended

glad the bigot got suspended. should've been 20 instead of 2 games though

>>75991180
I literally just told you my problems with yours. You can't infer my list from that?

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'bout an hour before we're up to .642

>>75991201
>doesn't say which teams need to be moved, only that certain teams can't be the same alignment as one another
The only thing I infer is that you're a h0m0$3×ual

Jesus christ what is with this new infestation of bandwagoners who edit things onto anime pics. Was there a memo to be as autistic as possible in here and I missed it?

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why are indians fans so racist?

>>75991230
>wahh spoonfeed me
Nah.

Quite s few faggots ITT

>watched boring fucking game between cavs and celtics last night
>missed pillar calling someone a faggot

:\

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this is now a /good guys/ only thread

>>75991281
that's not Pillar

>>75991237
>"""""bandwagoners"""""
>getting mad about seeing anime on 4chan

>>75991281
So, Astros not allowed?

>>75991287
>condoning the actions of a homophobe
reported

>>75991262
>watching Lebronwinslmaoball

makes it even worse I have to live in the Cleveland area

>>75991290
Oh yeah I'm sure you've been following the team forever, and only just discovered 4chan when you team happens to be good. Funny how that happens.

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>>75991281

>>75991292
In what world are they not the good guys?

>>75991298
suck a dick ph@gget

>>75990908
Braves fan but this was just retarded

>>75991322
They're the good guys the same time the lillies fans are good guys

>>75991287
Kevin "don't go to third base on my face" Pillar

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What's it like to win ballgames?

>>75991322
In the current world where they are annoying as shit and didn't exist until this season.

>>75991348
>lillies
>literally GIVING the >rags wins
>good guys
nice

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>>75991281

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>>75991360
We'll find out eventually

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>>75991351
Kevin "it's not EVAN and DEVIN in HEAVEN!" Pillar

>>75991363
why would fans of a previously unsuccessful team excited about winning make you mad?

>>75991360
hey remember when i said the way the phillies starters pitched was eventually going to get them shelled and you said i was wrong? good times.

>>75991386
Proofs?

>>75991386
The phillies starters have been pretty average this year the bullpen's given up more home runs. Plus we're missing 2 of our key starters: Bucholz and Nola.

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>>75991380
It's the definition of bad guys and bad guy teams :(

>>75991237
Report them when they begin their pedophilic ERP play without any relation to baseball. Report and they'll be gone. It's fucking disgusting.

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>>75991316
I've lived in Denver since moving with my family in 2002 and been a fan (for better or worse (often much worse)) ever since. I've endured plenty of pain being a fan of this team over the years.

We're all in agreement that the NL Pennant will go to the Nationals, Rockies or Cardinals right? None of us here are critically retarded? I mean it's obvious if you're not a blind homer. The Cubs have been exposed as the single biggest one and done fluke in history, and the Dodgers are literally a full round bye. There's no other contending teams left

>>75991417
I don't give a shit who you are dumb faggot. You're fucking sick.

>>75991417
And mysteriously you've never been seen here before. You're not fooling anyone, and you'll be gone as soon as they start sucking again.

>>75991435
i pretty much agree with everything said, I'd just add the Mets to that list (with the assumption that they'll be healthy by all-star break).

>>75991435
Cubs have been exposed and so has their pitching but the cardinals will also be exposed and the Rockies and just a living time bomb that will unravel by the ASG

Oh hey, Moonrunes Mest fan jump on the Rockies bandwagon. This is shocking to zero poeple

>>75991448
Nah don't get ahead of yourself dumb faggot the mest aren't sniffing anything close to a wildcard.

What happened to the guy who posts the increasingly abstracted playoff picture?

Mom made spaghetti

>>75991417
>literally just started namefagging today
Ok fair-weather

>>75991473
We're missing 4 of our best players and still only 7 games under .500. If harvey somehow turns it around, we've got 3 good good starters and matz coming back soon makes 4. That's enough to tread water til July.

>>75991435

>Methinals

Never wanted the doyers and rags to win a division so bad in all my life... Forgive me for I have sinned.

who mariners/astros here?

>>75991493
>"only" 7 games under .500
lol

season isn't over, but let's not act like it's been anything but a massive failure so far. if the NLE wasn't so terrible we'd be in last.

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>>75991436
Oh, you got me.
>>75991443
>>75991481
I'll keep going so long as it continues to get a few goats out there.

There are people in here that don't root for the rangers, very sad

>>75991493
It's not. Your team is shit and inferior to three teams in the NL west. Three in the NL central. And vastly inferior to the Nationals. End yourself

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>>75991504
indians here

>>75991526
>3 in the central

BAHAHAHAHAA

>cardinals, cubs.......

>wagreens bullpen

BAHAHAHAHA

>>75991522
End the Astros please these faggots are cancer.

>>75991380
They haven't been actual fans until recently. Suffocating non-trolling optimism is a tall-tail sign of a bandwagoner.

go red sox

>not forcefully giving handjobs to your team's rookies
Are the Rangers the most progressive and tolerant professional sports team in North America?

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who /offday/ here

>>75991509
This>>75991545
Is why your fanbase is laughed at your dumb faggot.

>>75991567
Don't talk to him like that and I am acountable for my own opinions i don't see a tripfriend representing me. I'm optimistic at least til the end of May, I don't give up on my team like you most likely do with 10 percent of the season done

>perma-banned from /r/baseball for using the h-word

JUST

>>75991586
You're cancer and dumb as fuck. Rest in piss. It's not called optimism, it's called stupidity.

>>75991567
funny, i thought it was because the mets are terrible rn.

regardless, i'm not really sure what that guy is seeing in this team. hasn't been much cause for optimism during a 7 game losing streak, and it's not like i trust the mets training staff to get the players we're missing back in a timely manner.

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We coming for that No. 1 pick

>>75991380
Because >Rags more than likely

>>75991504
Astros fan since '05 when they went to WS. It was horrific for a while but when we moved Altuve in around 2012 I was impressed with him and our team gradually built from there.

90% of Astros abysmal seasons were because we went from pitcher friendly Astrodome to pitcher nightmare Minute Maid Park. It also took us a while to understand you wanted a big slugger as your designated hitter. Early AL Years we literally just cycled players for DH.

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>>75991608
#BeerOrBust

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>2 more days until the White Sox sign Luis Robert

>>75991552
I can only speak for myself, but I lurk way more than I post if my team isn't winning. From what I've gathered, most Astros fans here have been fans for a decade plus, but didn't post here for the last few years because complaining about your team's failures online is useless and annoying.

>>75991653
>From what I've gathered, most Astros fans here have been fans for a decade plus
Like they're going to say anything else lmao. What are you expecting, "oh yeah i've never followed this team before but now that they're good i'm here!"

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DARRELL FUCKING CECILIANI IS OUR CLEANUP HITTER TONIGHT. THE GUY WHO IS LITERALLY NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR OUR AAA TEAM. FUUUUUUUU

>>75991653
>complaining about your teams failures is useless and annoying
This 2bqh. Also, besides the occasional sad frog in 2016, most of us were dealing with a painful post season loss to the royals, who battled all the way to world season victory.

>>75991627
But what if #BeerIsABust? lol

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>Collapstros
>Disastros
>Trashtros
>Lastros

>>75991682
Stay classy >Fags

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Expect us.

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>>75991632
>Can't wait

>>75991653
>complaining about your teams failures is useless and annoying

This, but godforbid things turn around and you be happy about it because faggots will crawl up your ass chanting "baaaandwagoner, baaaandwagoner..."

>>75991665
They spend more time talking about the 2003-06 era than anything, and are typically pretty knowledgeable. Not to mention that any team with 3 consecutive 100-loss seasons will typically lose a big chunk of their fanbase. More than anything, I think it's just that this is the first time in the history of /sp/ that they get to watch a team that's not depressingly bad.

>>75991675
i hope he also calls someone a faggot tonight and the replacements keep doing it until our team has to forfeit like eight games in a row due to lack of personnel and the league admits suspensions for athlete banter is fucking stupid

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>we're gonna choke away the div
>with a 90% chance to win it
>bullpen is gonna implode
>stuck living in houston
>watshit

Why is Seth Beer hyped again? College kids with big hit tools but nothing else rarely translate

>>75991678
Jesus lmao boo fucking hoo. You call a fucking simple playoff loss to the Royals painful when the Rangers were 1 strike away twice from winning the world series?

Asstros fans are collosal fucking pussies.

>>75991735
>doubting Altuve
>doubting Correa
>doubting Springer
>doubting Keuchel

Cmon senpai as long as our relief pitching doesn't Slipp, we will be ok

>>75991756
Damn, and I forgot my salt mining equipment today.

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>we're gonna choke on prospect's cocks
>with a 90% chance to drink semen
>prostate is gonna implode
>stuck living in DFW

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>>75991375
kevin "if it aint got a snatch I aint gonna catch" pillar

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Marlins man owns this general. Stay ugly y'all

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>this Saturday night
>White Sox call for a press conference
>Chicago sports media patiently waiting in the press room
>everyone expecting Rick Hahn to show up with new international signing Luis Robert
>door opens
>it's Kenny Williams
>"I couldn't get Luis Robert, but I got something better."
>door opens again
>it's Ryan Howard

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>barves phinally making a run
>freeman ded

top lel

>>75991796
>>75991712

>>75991800
>14-24
Please. Don't embarrass yourself.

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>>75991800
>Tommy Joseph already a bust
>Hoskins still can't hit a breaking ball

glass houses and all that jazz

>>75991815

Jays @ Braves GET IN HERE

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>>75991814
>8th in isolated power among NL teams
>9th in team era (park adj)
>6th in 9th inning runs

HAHA FAGGOT

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>>75991800
>JP Crawford hitting .185 in the minor leagues
the Phillies can't even rebuild right

>>75991835
>14-24
The second worst team in the majors. No future, or present.

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Are the Brewers, dare I say it, elite?

>>75991835
Are you really boasting over some mediocre arbitrary stats?

>>75991448
This amount of sheer delusion in one post is the main reason why mest fans are so fucking annoying.

>>75991791
I visited your park for Wednesdays game, it was surprisingly nice. I enjoyed it

>>75991852
I remember the year Astros started 15 - 30 and ended up in the World Series.

>>75991871
There are no Mets fans left in this general except for the moonrunes trip. They scurried off after their 4th starter hit the DL.

>>75991852
Lol, we're slated to sign the 7th best domincan prospect in the offseason. Plus we got one of the best catching prospects, a fantastic leadoff hitter, an absolute stud bat in altherr, one of the best defense outfields in the game, and a guy in Velaquez who has some of the nastiest stuff int the majors.

>>75991870
It's called sarcasm you mental deficient

>>75991915
>unproven prospect
>unproven prospect
>only two good players
>a dude with a 5.63 ERA this year

Pathetic.

>>75991886
They're all Yankees fans now.

>>75991935
Nola is good he's just been injured. He's gonna be a dominant pitcher for years to come. His numbers were insane before he got injured last June. Plus a lot of players are just in slumps, like Herrera, Franco, Rupp, etc. They were better last year.

>>75991886
Isn't Nipscribbles an Astros fan now?

>>75991942
>all these players that are playing badly will be good, because I say so

Just stop.

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Apologize?

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>>75991915
A couple gripes I have with this post
>Alfaro
He has a big arm and a great hit tool for a catcher, but he's bad at calling games, and bad at framing pitches. It's reasonable to see him at first, where his hit tool isn't as valuable
>Cesar
Le Singles man is good, but he's on a real cold streak, and his defense has slipped this year
>Altherr
He's playing waaay above his level. He has what it takes to be a very good hitter, but I'd hold off before calling him a stud bat
>Outfield D
Tremendous gloves and ball tracking, but noodle arms all around
>VV
oh come on. dude throws 20 pitches an inning.
>>75991942
>Nola
He's a mechanical disaster.

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>The Los Angeles Dodgers are UNDERDOGS in the NL West

Wow. Who comes up with this shit

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>>75991949
sorry?

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meanwhile in Atlanta

>>75991989
No need to apologize. A lot of rats are jumping off the USS Mest.

>>75991961
Who says they won't? You argument is equally fruitless.

>>75991980
Altherr is still gonna be a good hitter a la Werth, VV will at the very least be a good reliever, and in general the pitching coaches have to take responsibility for the insane amount of pitchers ALL of the starters are throwing. Otherwise, yeah and I was going by this article where the phillies d has the least amount of defensive giveaways: http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/phillies/20160524_Phillies__defense_is_strong__statistic_shows.html

>>75992026
Because the vast majority of "prospects" never pan out? You have to have evidence that they will succeed in the major leagues, otherwise you're just talking up nothing. You're literally bragging about guys who have never seen an MLB pitch.

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>>75992015
>tfw to intelligent to switch teams

>>75991853
not yet.
but I'm hoping they can sustain success for once

>>75991969
our best batter aside from Kevin "steer clear, queer" Pillar

this season is pretty bizarro

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TIME FOR THE COBB COUNTY BRAWL

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why didn't you protect his smile /mlb/?

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>>75991735
>Stadium in a shitty suburb
>No culture to speak of
>Worst highway system in the whole state
>High cost of living due to transplants
>The dilapated shitty of DallASS

lmao Teheran 96mph fastball to Bautista

>>75992001
Thats the whole population of whites in Atlanta in that picture.

FightFightFightFightFightFightFightFightFightFightFightFightFightFightFightFightFightFightFightFightFightFightFightFightFightFightFightFightFightFight

>>75992204
>>75992227
>bats scores

bravo

>barfs

Sorry but Pillar shouldve been suspended at least 10 games

>>75991100
>Marlins and Nats evil
>Mest, Cards and Cusb not evil

why are baseball players such whiney bitches? he flipped his bat big deal.

>>75992328
cusb were supposed to be chaotic evil; my b

>>75992328
What's evil about the Mest? They're the least threatening team in the league right now

>>75992362
Their fanbase.

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>It's a "Joey Bats is a gud boy he dindu nuffin" special episode sponsored by canada

>>75992358
And you were meant to be aborted. We're all sorry /b/rother

>>75992373
What fanbase?

>Giving a player a free pass to first base and allowing him to score is considered "retaliation"
Unwritten rules are dumb, Autista barely felt that pitch

>>75992357
Flipping the bat is like calling the pitcher a blue gummed coon kissing faggot wop ninnymuggins

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bantz

>>75992417
The tranny escort u paid barely felt ur little dick when you fucked her u fucking monkey.

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Who here /comfythursday/

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>>75990993
Her secret weapon is a screwball?

Not pinpoint control (hard, but doable) or having a large arsenal of pitches (again, hard but doable), or both, but a scroogie?

Why is feminism such cancer that it can't even sell itself intelligently?

>>75992457
That's really rude

>>75992469
Embarrassing. Looks like the home of a government leech virgin. Maybe a basement

>>75992434
That's the Eastern Shore in you showing.
>flatlanders

>>75992481
Seriously. If you're going to predicate her success on one meme pitch, at least make it a knuckler.

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>fucking bandwagoners flock back to the team because they think something spicy might go down and they like bullshit drama more than baseball

disgusting. baseball in canada was a mistake

>>75992496
>>75992481
It's fiction. There's been dumber shit on TV. Get over it. It got canceled. You sound like angry beta virgins at this point.

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>tfw you accidentally click on /mlb/ general instead of /bbb/ general

Why does this thread even exist?

>>75992469
Small television
Enormous chubby legs
Value City furniture
>the shanty town of colorado

>>75992516
>wahhh you can't criticize anything as long as it's on TV
Butthurt much?

>>75992529
>small tv
It's bigger than it looks
>big legs
Camera illusion combined with baggy jeans, I'm like 5'11 160lbs
>shit chair
It's a dorm chair

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aaaaaaaaaand the gamethreads are cancer full of /pol/ kids again

fucking bandwagoners

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>>75992516
> How dare you talk about a relevant entertainment product?

Get out

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>MLB At Bat VR announced
>I have a Vive

This will be cool, I think.

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>>75992469
Looks cozy desu

I'm gonna be doing that tomorrow when we face the Indians

>>75992489
Dorm room >>75992496

>>75992570
take your medication bro. What you on? Anti-psychotics or just Ritalin?

>>75992496
>>75992614
Whoops not meant for you

>>75992634
Stop posting.

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>>75992481
more like this?

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>>75992599
>umpire, catcher, batting helmet, base, mound, and plate VR cams will occur in our lifetimes

>>75991298
Thinking simple banter is homophobic. Kek

>>75992706
>n*****
Epic buzzword /b/rother. You're really fitting into the baseball general on the 4chan

>walking Jason "guaranteed to strike out looking" Castro on 4 pitches
S M H

>chatwood
>75 pitches
>3 innings
>1 run

If we were playing a team that wasn't the >twins this game would be over

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>Teheran
>Gayves

Hahahahh

Just give Atlanta Seth Beer now

why does /mlb/ have a boner for Seth Beer again? His swing is terrible, and he's a black hole even at first base

>>75992892
meme name

>>75992573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xRrUVVKigk

This Berrios kid has some really nice stuff. Is he the real deal?

>>75992949
shut the fuck up and go back to watching Anime dumb faggot
>if I'm friendly with everyone maybe they'll like me
I hate you dawg, you're a bitch

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>>75993057
GIVE ME MORE SALT

>>75993057
I don't think I've ever watched anime in my entire life

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>>75993099
>>75993057
I've watched anime but desu IDC what this fuccboi says. Haters hate us cause they ain't us.

>>75993099
>>75993057
> don't think I've ever watched anime in my entire life
That's already now times than you've had sex

>>75993057
>rags

>>75993173
Your insults get more and more incomprehensible every day, DG

>>75993173
>already now times
What exactly did he mean by this?

What's the deal with rangers and dodgers fans? Why are they so assblasted every second of the day about the Rockies and Astros

Your daily reminder that that's already now times

>>75993173
Under conditions you deem fair?

>>75993261
they get a boner every time they type out BANDWAGON

>>75993261
It's always the teams with shitty fans and no history that talk trash

You can include the Indians in that group as well

>win 9 in a row
>still 7.5 games back

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>>75993261
>What's the deal with rangers and dodgers fans? Why are they so assblasted every second of the day about the Rockies and Astros

Rockbro, every win we get is another ounce of salt we can farm to sprinkle on free meals for Sunshine Kids.

Losing is good retards

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>>75993348
>literally only gain in the standings when the team above you has the day off

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Capping all these posts for when the Rockies and Astros choke up this 1st place slot.

You don't want this. Didn't you learn from the Mest? You don't count your lucky stars until you've clinched. You really, really, don't want this.

Who would win this home run contest?

Dee Gordon or Simone Biles?

>>75993472
>Capping all these posts for when the Rockies and Astros choke up this 1st place slot.

That's rich coming from 1 strike away in 2 WS. Didn't you guys get swept by the Blue Jays in the last post season, too?

>rags

>>75993472
Falseflagging as a Rangers fan now, DG? This is sad.

>>75993472
>Capping all these posts
Seek help

>>75993541
I've been on darvish since 2012 he's daddy af. It aint no falseflag. Fuck the Astros

>>75993570
How mad will you be when he gets traded to Houston at the deadline?

>>75993595
This delusion the Astros have about getting Quintana, Cole, and Darvish is sadder than those who think Syndershit will carry the mets to a WC.

>>75993619
You really think so?

>the train wreck of A-Rod's color commentating career

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>if you hit it, it will go

>>75993261
Nigga we don't even care about you

You're on top of the division oh no what a shame

Baseball is a marathon not a race obviously this is you first season

T.bored dodger fan

>>75993619
>DG still can't get the Mest out of his head even though they haven't been relevant since 2015
This level of obsession would be impressive if it weren't so sad.

>>75993695
What happened? Saw a Rosenthal tweet hyping up something he was doing tonight

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Jajajajaja hold up,
Imma let you finish,
Hajjaja
LAMO! ........

Wait,
You mean,
.. Jahakakakakakajaka
JAJAKjJajajaj

You mean to tell me that the FUCKING MINNESOTA TWINS are BEATING the Rockies and they have to audacity to flaunt their record?

I'm rolling.

Dead as fuck.

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Is it time for an expansion?
Add 2 teams, make 4 divisions per league to reduce travel times for some teams?
Potentially make a few divisions more competitive (NLW ALE).

>>75993734
at least they didn't lose to the jints

>>75993734
The Twins are in first place in their division, unlike the Los Angeles Dodgers.

You now realize that the Mets have an atrocious 16-23 record, mainly playing teams from the NL East, perhaps the worst division in baseball.

>>75993728
His voice keeps cracking, he sounds incredibly nervous, he's saying retarded things in an attempt to be insightful, and there's a picture of him looking over his notes in the booth where he was writing about birth control and pulling out (I'm not making this up)

>>75993711
>Reddit spacing

>>75993737
The AL Central should just be deleted

Jose Berrios must have joined the local pilates club

>>75993761
Forcing a unfunny meme is still unfunny

Big baller is fun

Reddit spacing is just some autistic spergs sperging for newfags

>>75993714
If talking about the mets is obsession what would you call the daily /dodger/ and /Kershaw/ generals

>giving up a HR to Marcus "THE DUKE" Stroman

>the city of atlanta

>>75993760
Kek. Has he talked about the centaur portraits yet?

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>>75993760

>>75993794
It's not just talking about the Mets lol. You're just throwing in random references to them when talking about other things. Makes you look obsessed.

>>75993807
At this rate, he'll bring it up by the 6th inning

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*takes you deep

>>75990967

They don't like it

>>75993859
If that's obsession what would you call the 40+ dialy posts dedicated to DG a dead trip who you love to keep in touch by quoting and responding to everyday? I live inside you.

>>75993888
>a dead trip
>I live inside you.
Ok bud.

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*calls you a faggot*

>Teheran's home and away splits

>>75993882
THE

>>75993710
Why is it so hard to add color commentary? I mean he was a professional player for years. Is it really that hard? I feel like I could think of some things to say just off the top of my head.

*says the word "pen*s" out loud in public*

Julio Teheran cucked my whole team in fantasy this week.How do I cope?

>>75993998
Stop drafting Barves players

>standing ovation for José Berrios
>it's all 754 twins fans in attendance
Saddest shit I've seen in weeks

>>75993737
Yes. Move the Rays to Montreal, and expand to New Orleans and Oklahoma City.
>AL North
CWS, MIN, DET, CLE
>AL South
OKC, BAL, KC, HOU
>AL East
BOS, NYY, TOR, MTL
>AL West
SEA, LAA, TEX, OAK
>NL North
CHC, COL, MIL, STL
>NL South
ATL, NO, MIA, CIN
>NL East
PHI, PIT, NYM, WSH
>NL West
LAD, SFG, ARI, SD

>>75994059
>AL South
What a fucking travesty
>NL North
another travesty
>NL South
Yet another travesty

>>75994059
>shit that won't happen

>Mark BowmanVerified account @mlbbowman 17m
>Each of the three Blue Jays (Ceciliani, Maile and Stroman) who've homered off Teheran entered this game homerless.

at this point we have to start wondering what's wrong with suntrust park

>>75994059
>AL South
>NL North
wew

mariners pls

>>75994143
It's the new coors field without the altitude
They also placed it in a very humid spot but who cares chicks dig the long ball

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>>75991100
>Indians as CG

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Wahey!

Where are anime mariners? I'm concerned

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>>75994059
>the city of this future comish right here

>>75992457
epic

Red Sox vs Athletics game thread
>>75994369
>>75994369

>>75994198
>They also placed it in a very humid spot

but I thought the dryness of coors was what made it retarded

Why are the Bloo Gays such faggots?

>>75993963
You need to be able to control what you say

Smotlz iirc once said moving to the booth is tough because chatting with your friends includes a lot of censored words while chatting to an audience is completely different experience

>>75994382
I think it is the altitude is what makes it go farther faster while the humidity makes it go farther slower , more pop ups with high humidity but suntrust is essentially a small park by pitching standards

I'm not a scientist btw just going off what I can remember

>>75994389
Here's John Madden color:
>if you get the ball in the endzone, that's gonna be a touchdown.

>>75994440
> Prior to the 2002 baseball season, studies determined that it was more the dry air rather than thin air which contributed to the more frequent home runs. It was found that baseballs stored in drier air are harder and therefore more elastic to the impact of the bat. A room-sized humidor was installed in which to store the baseballs, and since its introduction the number of home runs at Coors Field has decreased and is now nearly the same as other parks.

altitude does play a part though. i mean it's all cool i dig the long ball too

White Sox @ Mariners thread
>>75994472
>>75994472
>>75994472

Doyers game thread when?

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Any legit Cards fans want one of these replica rings they were giving out at last night's game? Most assholes are trying to sell theirs on ebay but I rather give mine to a /mlb/ 4chan guy that is actually Cards fan. I'll probably give away both, I got the Gibson and Shannon ones.

>>75994463
>and since its introduction the number of home runs at Coors Field has decreased and is now nearly the same as other parks.
Lol this is bullshit

Is Berrios elite?

>>75994512
>>75994568
>>75994568
>>75994568
>>75994568

>>75991853
>le KBO dingers man

>Selig no longer in charge
>Brewers finally start winning again
really tinkers the thinker

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>>75994059
what about this?

>>75994876
mitebgud

>>75994534
Can i get it and paint it blue and write mariners over cardinals?

>>75994541
http://www.espn.com/mlb/stats/parkfactor/_/sort/HRFactor

Coors hasn't been first by home run factor in any season since 2002, it's been 9th or 10th several times, looks like average is about 5th

>>75994541
I thought it was bullshit too but I think they mean specifically home runs, not just overall offensive output. might still be bullshit

they've only been first in dingers in the NL once in the last 5 years