ZERO shots on goal edition
first for benis in anus
>>75988768
>>75988724
good edition
iihf is controlled by russians
fourth for intergalactic backgammon
>even more swedish players in the nhl
>>75988676
HOW THE FUCK WAS I ABLE TO MISS THIS SONG UNTIL NOW!!??
CUTEST. THING. EVER.
>tfw hot but watching hokkei
>>75988805
sweating my balls off here, every window in the house is open
>>75988718
>The winning teams advance to the semi-finals. Both semi-final games will be played at LANXESS arena in Cologne. The highest ranked team at the conclusion of the Preliminary Round will play the 15:15 semi-final game (Game 61) in Cologne.
What the fuck does this mean, highest ranking team? So Canada according to IIHF world ranking, and Fin- Swe will be at 19:15 then?
>>75988817
me 2
too hot I might drown in sweat tonight
>>75988787
great. more ahl-fodder
>>75988827
>t. bustää bustiainen
Hurry up and finish it while the ice is still okay.
Also vem fan är Karlsson på taket som kommentera bredvid Rönnqvist, helt kass.
>>75988818
>The highest ranked team at the conclusion of the Preliminary Round
Basically. If the preliminary would have been just one big group, who would have been the highest ranked?
So, yes. Canada
>Herzog
>the canton of switzerland
its all ogre
VANCOUVER SCORES
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING KAN STOOOOOOPPPPAA OSSSSS
Switzerland doesn't even have a fucking flag.
>letting Edler score
>>75988827
>ahl-fodder
Finnish golden generation you mean?
SWE-FIN soon
>>75988884
i would call it a huge plus
>>75988724
Fake news, sad!
DEN GLIDER IN DEN GLIDER IN DEN GLIDER IN I MÅL IGEN
>>75988898
You're being too positive about it.
>>75988804
>CUTEST. THING. EVER.
It can be also annoying as fuck if you hear it on deafening volume at pic related time.
Finland don't take it personnel if we win.
>>75988942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTsaS1Tm-Ic
quite frankly the swedes are barely hanging on here
>>75988804
And a couple of years later..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekWk__4f0HA
Finland scares me
We always lose these games. At least we did in 1995 and 2011
>>75988898
nice Reddit joke
>>75988981
thanks, be sure to upvote
>>75988974
we would win for you sir
I'm still moderately salty that US didn't flush our shitshow down the toilet when they had the chance.
Well, games against Sweden are always nice.
>>75988942
It's not as bad as http://weebls-stuff.com/toons/amazing-horse/ looping for literally the whole night.
swede thuggery taking out the swiss now
shameful desu
>>75988942
ikr. assembly was only tolerable on es and dude weed lmao.
>>75988972
washed up hag slags at that point to be desu.
not loli/5
are we still laughing SO HARD at this piece of shit?
>>75988899
0 (ZERO) shots on goal during the second period.
>>75988775
there's something otherworldly in the finnish faces
Please stop.
>>75988942
>first time at assembly, 2011
>siika :D
>last time at assembly, 2016
>siika :D
my god
>>75988942
There is no such thing as too late/early in the day, there is only insufficient alkomaholi.
>>75989040
USA Hockey easily has a better future than Hockey Canada
Cap this
>poo ass ayyys
>>75989053
>>75989042
What am I watching?
https://youtu.be/VjZwz3yxS9I?t=1m11s
>>75989038
Why would you have to say that? Now I have to kill all your favorite lolis
>>75989040
>its an americans blow it in international hockey edition
never get tired of it desu
>>75989073
nice of you to leave your basement and visit canada, cletus
>>75989077
Losers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcxIhmkzN34
>>75988775
this picture makes me hard
how hard can it be to hold on to a stick?
This is becoming Sauber tier meaningless to me because we don't even have a plan to close the gap to other nations.
>>75989080
slayy bitch
>>75989058
siika :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxbxRducDZo
>>75989100
Great argument sweetie
Cucknada has nothing in the future past McDavid.
>>75988775
this pic staged or something?
any story?
>>75989040
FIFTY-SEVEN YEARS (57 AÑOS)
>>75989047
My IIHF app says they got one shot though
>>75989090
*teleports behind you*
>TSATSEMENTO DESS
>pssht, nothing personnel kid
>>75989126
>arguing with delusional retarded americans
Dont really have time to bh
>>75989118
this song is the closest you will come to a woman orgasming near you (she's literally singing "im coming im coming im coming im almost there")
>>75988805
it's cold here but I understand what you mean.
>>75989141
Yeah well Gord Miller says otherwise and Gord Millers word is bond.
>>75989090
putting the finn where he belongs
>>75989156
This was my sisters favourite song....
.... ..... .....
>>75989117
DELETE
>"This international hole is unique in all of the world. It is the only golf course where you tee off in Canada & putt in the United States."
What a meaningless sentence. Whoever wrote it is stupid. Of course there won't be another one in the world, since there is only one USA and one Canada.
And it's not the only golf course shared between two countries. So if that's what they mean, they're just plain wrong.
How can USA be so bad when an american college team won the Olympics in Lake Placid?
ZERO
E
R
O
SHOTS ON THE POWERPLAY
>>75989134
I hope not. Fuck niggers.
>>75989080
Literally ripped off from this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3vCB3YBMUo
>>75989150
>dess
>not desu no
>>75989179
YASSSS ZARA GURLL #slayyyyy
>>75988972
They were more qt as lolis.
>>75989038
>ikr. assembly was only tolerable on es and dude weed lmao.
Boozembly and dude weed lmao. Also smuggling booze into arena inside computer case.
>>75989058
>fist time at assembly, 2003
>zoom3 and other great demos.
>last time at assembly, 2012
>memes and jonnes, can't deal with this shit anymore and easier to just watch demos from live stream.
Siika is eternal.
>>75989179
in a parallel situation, your sister is discussing in another forum, your favourite pornstar is posted and she comments "this is my brother's favourite pornstar....."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ftx-xwmEYQ
Magic
>>75989080
>my captain started to sing on that song when he geared me up when I was about to rappel a building
>he then ordered me to sing it with him
Conscription sure was good times
thanks ref
Refpuck upps
Fuck this referee
Time for refpucking.
Thanks ref
nice refpuck
REFPUCK
>>75989208
Dammit anon you're right, just rewatched Chuunibyou and had Dekomori in my mind.
REEEEEEEEEEEFPUUUUUUUUUUCK
Switzerland are already planning on stealing the referee's gold.
>>75989246
maybe he liked you
>>75989150
>>75989212
I want finn-pedos to leave tbf
disgusting
All according to the plan :^)
Lets go Ducks
FUCK YOU REF I KNOW WHERE YOU PARKED YOUR CAR
dude fuck sweden lmao
>refs have to bail lundshit
The refs this worlds have been absolutely atrocious desu.
Post the hottest televison moderator in your country
Pls explain why no goal?
>>75989238
I unironically like E-Type.
>>75989288
the sw*des always have the refs and luck on their side, it drives me mad.
>>75989272
Nah, that was just his type of humor.
Only tolerated in the military. Not anymore though..
I TOLD YOU WE ARE THE GOOD GUYS
>>75989310
they blew too early
Why the hell is the hockey pause music the same as it was 10-20 years ago.
They never update. Fuckin hate it
>>75989301
*presenter
>>75989304
Ref can't blow the whistle properly.
1) Why is USA so bad at hockey?
2) Why is Crosby so bad at hockey?
Oy vey this refere.
>>75989325
dadrockers in charge of music
>>75989301
>germany in charge of counting
>>75989304
game is already over. no point in giving the swizz hope
>>75989301
tbqhwy
>it's a "all the goodguys except russia lose today" episode
not a fan desu
>>75989325
it's either this or some pop-house diarrhea
>>75989325
The sport is too white, so you have to make the fans/players suffer.
>it aint me
>>75989349
>usgay
>good guys
>>75989355
That was ac/dc you tard.
This kind of refpuck is just unacceptable??? Why was that not reviewed?????? what the fuck?
>switzerland
lmao
best song coming through right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uRkOjXehPE
JUST
>Canadian goaltending
MOST DANGEROUS
>>75989349
both you and Germany are baddies desu
bacon pls
>mfw yurosemens whistle instead of boo
>>75989376
Teams should be allowed to request a review desu.
>>75989349
>Rusia
>good guys
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>75989351
why not play good recent music instead?
>>75989117
There's no hope. USA and Russia are too numerous, even Czechs and Swedes have bigger population. Finland is autistic and does nothing but play hockey and shitpost donald duck memes.
Holy fuck
The stadium exploded
kek
>avalel goaltending
>>75989351
But doesn't music like this get boring in the end ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGikhmjTSZI
>>75989388
this desu
sweden vs canada are the best timelines
>>75989325
No need to fix something that isn't broken.
>>75989401
>why not play good recent music instead?
Because there isn't any.
>>75989349
>usa
>good guys
You're funny.
>>75989388
Why are >we considered baddies?
>>75989401
what good recent music are you talking about
>>75989414
it's nostalgic mate
>crowd chanting the names with the announcer
neat
w-we're going to win, right bros?!
>>75989420
>Because there isn't any.
Fuck off pleb
>nordbust
>>75989301
Her jawline makes one think she went through some serious NHL testo+HGH treatments, but she's the best we've got.
>>75989432
AND IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
>>75989403
And our commentators and presenters are all involved in hockey as former players or relatives. They never criticize any player harshly. It's a huge circlejerk.
/rant
>>75989401
>why not play good recent music instead?
Name any recent that isn't shit.
Good guys:
Canada
Sweden
Finland
Norge
Latvia
Bad guys
Russia
USA
Lundqvist only let in one goal, not too bad tbf
Daily reminder meme magic is real and that the snes are memeing their way to the cup not the finals
>>75989447
>Canada
>good guys
reminder that canada are the most evil hockey nation
>>75989436
nej nej nej
>>75989403
>shitpost donald duck memes
I don't have any other kind of life.
refpuck didnt matter in the end
hold me ;_;
GG, Switzerland. You shouldn't be ashamed, you played well.
And GG refs too I guess
if you celebrate with sweden you are enforcing refpucks all over the world
Dubs and Germany will tie it and win in the shootout
Please buy our watches
The more refpucking the sweeter the victory.
Should the stanley cup be won by the winners of the IIHF instead?
>>75989455
cant spank the hank
>>75989491
Ill try
t.eri
This is such a fucking meme tournament.
Team Switzerland is given suicide watches made in Switzerland.
>>75989447
you're the end boss of hockey
How many kids do you have left /hoc/?
>>75989428
White Reaper I could definetly see being played on a hockey game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8D5nyrmYu8
It should've been us.
IT IS FUCKING HOT OUT
I AM SWEATING MY TITS OUT HERE
GOD DAMN
GRUBAUER
>>75989482
you're lucky I normally like you
not watching but checked the stats, who is this monster German goalie
>>75989443
I've come to realize that one of the reasons Americans are so good at sports is that their impoliteness is a massive strength in weeding out bad players/being able to criticize anyone and everyone.
Also, I'm from Fribourg so I'll probably see >my team get relegated (and I'll definitely die of old age) before they win a championship.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRL0g_BI764
>mfw germans fans only know this song and döp döp döp
>>75989521
female tits or male tits?
this is important
>>75989538
I prefer to be referred to as "they" thank you very much.
Is hockey the only sport where you can legally beat up black people?
>>75989530
I like you too.
Oh, and I'm sorry for Ericsson being so mediocre for Sauber
who /brie/ here?
>>75989536
>Fribourg
Oh hey I watched you lose against >ZSC recently.
>can't score on german goaltending
>>75989521
L O N D O N (ONTARIO)
O
N
D
O
N
(
O
N
T
A
R
I
O
)
>>75989552
DU GAMLA DU FRIA
FINLAND KAN SUGA VÅRA KUKAR :-DDD
GRUBAUER
HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>75989457
Snes are going to win the cup aren't they?
>>75989572
Pls, by winning USA we basically already won you.
>Duchene = DoShayne
All Fins must fucking hang
>>75989570
good taste my yellow friend :3
>>75989552
I prefer this version. Much easier to put on bread.
>>75989436
>Fuck off pleb
Did that even chart... checks wikipedia.. only on vinyl and indie lists. Bit too hipster for mainstream sports tournament.
Modern mainstream pop/rock is 95% forgettable trash.
>>75989444
White Reaper - The World's Best American Band
Paramore - After Laughter
Japandroids - Near To The Wild Heart Of Life
Cloud Nothings - Life Without Sound
Wavves - You're Welcome
Sorority Noise - You're Not As ____ As You Think
Are my fav albums this year so far
Odds Nashville wins
Evens Anaheim
>>75989588
don't bully finns or they'll actually do it
>tfw finns are bullying you
>tfw you dont care because they will all sudoku on saturday
sweden was always my best friend anyway
>>75989596
Never heard of any of those.
>>75989605
checked, preds win
I'm feelin lucky
yfw Bäckström has played on line with both Michael and William Nylander
Odds Ottawa wins the series
Evens Pittsburgh does
>all the qts in the crowd are sad
s-s-s-s-sorry
I am ready to for the spanking of lillebror.
>>75989605
as if there was any doubt
>>75989517
not bad. I get a lot of late 90s/early 00's vibe from them. could be in NHL 2018 desu
>>75989635
german WHORES
>>75989570
what is up with finns and decomposing food
>>75989615
Paramore is pretty famous senpai but they have really changed thier sound
Early
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kz6hNDlEEg
Now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEB6ibtdPZc
Fuck this maple syrup slurping sport
>>75989627
yfw he's won the world championship with Michael and is now playing one with William
>from ky
>move up north
>used to 90 degree weather and 60-75% humidity
>first 90 degree day
>no humidity
>everyone else hot and dying
I feel great this is amazing weather
>the village of germant
bad guys won both games
PHEW
gg germany
Had a great time to pull their goalie but fucked it up
>>75989634
>implying you can override
>>75989457
Press F to pay respects to Germany
>>75989655
All in good fun, Canada.
I hope you'll win it
Ok, finally its certain that Canada - Rus will be at 15.15 on Saturday.
>>75989401
costs money to rent licenses and hockey isn't popular enough
>>75989680
nah, they can go suck a dick
>>75989660
sorry m8
Hayley Williams is CUTE!
>>75989668
red white and blue USA lost buddy
>we missed a USA-RUS final
What are we drinking? I myself stumbled upon some Heinkens, which we're at sale.
They're breddy good desu :D
>>75989677
>>75989634
>>75989457
Holy shit meme magic really is on Ottawa's side
>>75989682
German has stellar defence, always have. Just need to develop some offensive players.
Keep trying Germany, you are a winter sports country, would love to have you guys win at hockey some day.
>>75988974
There is literally ZERO percent chance for Sweden to beat Finland. It's impossible.
Finland can play dumpster fire tier hockey for an entire tournament, but they'll always beat Sweden. I would have rather lost against the medics.
>>75989692
this
>>75989639
storsyster på höger där
>>75989692
i agree with you
How is Scheifele so based?
latvia unironically couldve won canada
fuck you krauts and your refpuck iihf should suicide
>>75989712
>heineken
>good
How is it possible to have such a shit taste holy fuck.
>>75989716
change countries around and the post is correct
lol i was in the old thread
fuck you early fags
are the next games saturday or tomorrow?
>>75989739
C'mon m8. It's not a bad beer. Certainly better than for example Zlaťák or Krakonoš etc.
>>75989443
Broberto don't even worry, Switz did really well this tournament, they got a point out of every round robin game, beat Canada with basically all NLA players, and put up a great fight against a high quality Swedish team.
Besides, you basically had a B-team as well, you're missing Josi, Streit, Weber, Fiala, Bärtschi, Andrighetto, Nino, Sbisa, Hischier, Müller, Meier, Vermin, Bertschi, Blum, Moser
You did really well with one (1) NHL player on the team who only played half the time.
WITH GLOWING HEARTS WE SEE THE RISE
>"true north"
>all cities lie on the same latitude as southern france
>>75989716
>Finland can play dumpster fire tier hockey for an entire tournament, but they'll always beat Sweden. I would have rather lost against the medics.
In fact I only remember 1 win against Finland and that was in Torino in 2006.
We can't play against Finland. They are our bogey team.
nice german march tempo version of the canadian anthem
>>75989755
saturday
bronze match and final on sunday
>>75989716
>2003
>>75989779
>>75989777
>not living in iqualuit
>>75989757
Just because its better than other shit beers doesn't make it a bad beer.
>>75989779
>6-5
>>75989647
Think their doing a tribute to that classic arena rock sound on World's Best
PUP released a great punkrock album last year and their song Lionheart from their 2014 album was featured on NHL 2014 they might be fit for arenas
Japandroids The House That Heaven Built was the Canucks entry song for a while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRVCtbfuDqw
North East South West from their latest album could work in stadiums imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTFPFQT_STw
>>75989666
>satan
>fine with people being cooked
I'm not surprised at all.
omgwtfwehavetoplayrussia
>>75989807
yeah that's what I was saying though
>>75989808
delet
>>75989779
Mats Sundin & Forsberg is still in our heads as a bogeymen
>>75989311
>unironically believing this
>>75989801
iconic picture.
we can all agree that is THE WORST SONG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBaxde247Mw
ATTENTION EUROPEANS
IIHF HOKKEI IS OVER. YOU HAVE NOW GONE OVER YOUR DAILY ALLOTMENT OF HOKKEI. PLEASE LEAVE THIS THREAD BECAUSE IT IS NOW NA SWIM
THANK YOU
T. GARY BETTMAN
Sverige are you ready for
>4D chess
If get Snes no longer lose a game for the entire playoffs remaining
>>75989856
Turpa kii
>>75989856
wtf gary. not cool.
>>75989856
Shut up, loser.
>>75989856
>2-0
>>75989850
What else do you expect from the Chiraq Reddithawks
I wouldn't mind if an english team (soccer or hockey) used it though
>>75989716
>>75989779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoK_bXpTQ4U
>>75989850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEkXCYrQUAg
you know nothing
>>75989709
That's What You Get video gets me depressed cause I will never have a Hayley gf in 2007
>>75989860
>implying bennyhill hasn't transcended chess and moved to chinese checkers
>>75989856
Not until I take a generous piss in the pool.
>>75989856
dont try to spin the narrative, your shit country lost today and we want to laugh about it
>>75989856
I wanted to buy a jersey but I guess not you fat Jew
>>75989850
One of the greats
>>75989879
p-pls no I'm trying to forget
>>75989716
Vad menade han med det här?
>>75989880
>mfw this song is swedish
>>75989880
this reminds me of that great story posted on 4chan. Some guy reads the greentext.
Not long now until 4 months of nohokkei
How are you preparing?
>>75989833
But you got your revenge in 2011 and you always beat us in Euro Hockey Tour
>>75989880
wtf I hate Suomi now
>>75989927
>no international hockey until wjc
>>75989850
i always find out where the Sedin sisters are living in the summer and blast this song on my speakers
>>75989927
Kaljaa vittu
>>75989927
golf season
>>75989927
uh oh
Guess I should start preparing some spicy
>offseason memes
>>75989814
Show me your bulge bby
>>75989850
I don't understand what in their right fucking mother fucking minds made them think this is a good song
It's way too fucking annoying and it only makes you think of an autistic child chanting gibberish
>Canada vs Germany
>2 - 1
I-is it happening?
>>75989969
it was done ironically desu
>SWE - FIN
I dont know if my heart can take this
>tfw missed the game because I was in uni until 10 PM
>>75989999
checked and recognized
start the neet lyfe faggot
By the way did the Shekelman cup get rid of the meme teams now or do the Swiss and Slovaks literally never get see their national teams at full strength again?
>SWE - FIN
who are /ourguys/?
>>75989856
You have to be at least "Semi-Final"-tall to post in this thread.
>>75990029
bye
>>75990029
Good post
Burgers out
>>75990018
FIN of course, /hoc/ would be nothing without us.
>>75990018
Sweden. Finland is NIGGER
>>75990029
Thats a bit strict. Shouldnt it be
>"You have to have atleast 1 goal from Quarter finals or beyond to post in this thread"
>>75990018
@75990045
whens the last time your shit country contributed memes or OC to /hoc/? Even then, all your memes are stolen from Sweden.
Finland is shit irrelevant nigger country
>>75990058
But what about czech and norge posters?
>tfw the swedish hockey experts have been bullying binlan for the whole tournament and we win sweden in semis
>>75990058
>>75989927
Gonna watch the rest of Stan Lee, then the expansion draft for Vegas, then the NHL draft. August is the only truly awful month tbqh, and off-season /hoc/ is best /hoc/ because bandwagoners all leave.
>>75990073
Theyd be unable to post regradless of svens rules or mine
>>75990008
if I hadn't neeted on /hoc/ for a full year my schedule would be much lighter now desu
>>75989536
European sports are completely feudalistic. Every extraordinary player moves to the best team at some point. What made you move to the US?
>You did really well
I want to win metal GOD DAMN IT. Well maybe in 2020.
When many swedish and finnish teams score, they play this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02aZ1vJg8Qs
>>75990040
Wish you could have stayed though
>>75990097
Rude
>>75990082
A N A L
>>75990107
Uleåborg in here
>>75989927
>booze
>off season memes.
>F1
>WRC
@75990065
Mr 60%-white is still mad. Cute.
You can only post here if a team based in your country has won a cup in the last two decades
Not so fast Canada
>>75990018
>autistic
>unpopular
>underdog everytime
I think the choice is obvious here.
>>75989927
I'll do some gardening and stuff I guess.
>>75990182
sorry but HIFK has won Kanadan Malja so Sweden is safe on that front too.
>>75990217
If thats true, Canada has won Spengler cup
Finland needs to leave
>>75990062
where are all the russian posters of hoc?
russia-canada semifinal
>>75990255
aaaawwwwwwwwww
>>75990182
>caring about this Mickey Mouse tournament
Sad! Must be a Coilers or Laffs fan
>>75988775
grats on the win today Suomi
now i shall masturbate to your female specimens
>>75990277
what's Hasek doing these days? used to be my idol when I was a kid
Is happy hour still a thing?
>>75990280
>NHL Playoffs
>Not a mickey mouse tournament
You do realize what team is still left, right? Literally Mickey Mouses team
>>75990255
Kitties :3
>>75990307
he's not playing anymore. Few year back, he tried to make his own brand of clothes and equipment but it failed
Dunno what he is doing now, but his daughter is a soon-to-be-famous singer apparently
>>75990029
LOL, BTFO
>>75990240
People care about Spengler?
>>75990323
Not for long they aren't
>>75990400
No, just like noone cares about whatever meme tournament that finnish poster replied to me with
>>75990429
Almost got a little excited there for a minute.
G-Guess we'll stay irrelevant
>>75990418
>implying Gary will let anyone other than California or desert teams into the SCF without cheating
>>75990445
Dont worry Mountain man, i still remember back on nhl 09 when you could put HC Davos into the NHL season, shit was cash. I won so many stan lees for the Swiss
>>75988776
didn't exactly happen that way
yes we're going down now but so are the country's in your pic
East Germany e.g. is way whiter than glorious England or France
>>75990383
Yeah he played until he was like 45 I think? Pretty impressive. Always liked him but I was sad when he left Buffalo. At least he won the cup, so I guess that's something. Wish there was another keeper like him, but I don't think we'll ever see that again.
>>75990514
Reminder that he would have won a cup for Buffalo had gary not set out his sunbelt refs to finish the job
>>75990564
That shit still pisses me off
all america needs to do is install gary buttman as the iihf chairman and they will "win" games
>>75990472
Not the same mountain man but..
>you will never watch Ken Yaremchuk score goals for HC Davos again during your skiing holidays
>>75990308
here >>75990095 is happy 40 hours until the match stars
>>75990663
Hey, dont sweat Plusbro, come July you will have more first overall draft picks then Finland
Finland better be lucky they have Aho
>>75990447
Nashville is non-traditional hockey market as well.... whatever their official name for sunbelt is.
>>75990663
>you will never watch prime Rick Nash and only slightly past prime Joe Thornton score against Patty Kane and Tyler Seguin in this comfy ass place
Might as well end it
>>75990711
>Best Swiss draft pick will go to Debbies or Flylels
that is sweatworthy though
>>75990722
Spics are huge bandwagoners and Cali cant even sell out. If he makes them losers again he will have to relocate the team
>>75990770
>implying debbies wont trade the first pick in a package deal with Kovalchuk for established prospects
what team takes it tonight /hoc/, anaheim or preds?
>>75990790
If cucks lose this one they will lose the whole series.
redpill me on koivula
Finn guy with dutch flag, it seems Funland has the evening game
>>75990831
B U S T
U
S
T
>>75990821
Way to answer the question Mongol
>>75990879
He meant to say "Because" not "If," stop bullying him.
>>75990898
>FIDF
You sicken me
>>75990941
If you bully finny you gotta go through me
>>75990975
*teleports behind you*
*unzips dick*
>>75990777
Isn't most fanbases in sunbelt bandwagoners?
>>75990831
>redpill me on koivula
He had pretty good first season in Liiga, 10 goals and 20 assists. He isn't ready for NHL yet, maybe in couple years or so.
>>75991036
Most sunbelts have enough casual fans to stay afloat. California only has casual fans when their winning.
Teams like Nashville, dallas and Florida based teams can all survive with only making the playoffs. Cali teams need to be the best in the west to survive.
Take that dirty shitskin armenia for example. Kongs dont make the playoffs, he isnt heard from again. Tampa bay fans still show up from time to time though
>>75990941
Only sunbelt and fairweather fans dislike Finland. I would sooner shake hands with a leaf than with you.
@75991129
You don't even get a (You) for a post this low quality.
>>75991129
That's okay you're too busy greasing Pekka's schlong anyway
@75991206
Too bad that's exactly what I got, faggot.
Hello /hoc/. Long time caller, first time lurker.
Redpill me on the Penguins. Do they have a chance at winning the series against the Senators?
>>75991376
Pens are still the favorite in the series desu
>>75991376
Playing at about 33% due to injuries. Have always been prone to choke games. Pretty much still a 50/50 chance they win.
>>75991324
@ing is reddit, go the fuck back cuck
>>75991376
Lol fuck no
And the sens have no chance against perds
>>75991482
"Sens have no chance"
>beat Boston while everyone saying they wouldn't
>beat Rangers even though everyone said >rags were going to steamroll us
>beating pongs 2-1
Ok if you say so
redpill me on finnish defensemen
. >my team is 1 year away from one being in the NHL potentially
Who is Sen's best player?
>>75991620
Who is 'Sen'?
>>75991620
phil
>>75991521
>sweeping and shutting the reddithawks out twice
hello where are memes
>>75991820
>>75991820
>>75991820
ad then this
>>75991820
here is a meme pic of my dog
Preds vs Ducks thread when?
>>75991978
soon?
still got 35
>>75991109
I call bullshit, >we've had 4 straight years of choking and are still around
>>75991978
Pregame/game thread here
>>75992108
>>75992108
>>75992108
>>75991978
your not allowed to watch youve spent your daily hockey allowance
>>75992306
it's after midnight
>>75992360
no bettman closed the loophole
good night sven time for sleep
this bitch got fat as fuck
>>75988804
how young are you
>a Pittsburgh couple named their newborn son after Phil Kessel
>instead of naming him Phil, they named him Kessel
>this child is now forever Kessel Ryan
>every letter is earned
So people with longer names did more work to get their name on the cup?
>>75992085
Literally in the last 5 years, its been 3 California teams and 2 Reddithawks in the finals. We all know Chicago are cheaters.
Also in the WCF, If I remember correctly, has had either Pheonix or a California team the last 5 or 6 years
>>75993533
>a cali team
Fuck the kongs and shorks
>>75993316
>orr literally didnt earn shit
>Yzerman confirmed biggest earner
>the analheim boipussies
Why is it that no matter how fucking terrible Finland plays in a tournament, they always, without fail, show up to meme all over America?
LAUGHING SO HARD AT REFDUCK
>we lost to fucking Finland
WHAT THR FUCK HOW
Oh well. Fuck nashville getting away with an obvious penalty there. Bettman is a faggot
>the city of analslime
>>75995720
I've never been to Anaheim. Is it really filled with people that look like this fellow?
>>75995754
Yes
>source: I look like that
>dusck
>I rate the cucks
Game should have been over. Serious refpuck controlling this game. Bettjew trying to generate southern interest again
>129 decibels
Damn
>>75995894
>"us 7s"
AHAHAHA FUCK YES
>silence
BEAUTIFUL
HAHAHAHAHA GET READY FOR A BIRD SCF DUCKS AND PENGUINS
>>75996137
Sens*
GG Duck fans. We shouldn't have went to OT anyway. Ignore the Oilfags.
>trashville
>>75996155
GG. We shouldn't have fucking chimped out and committed all those penalties. Discipline may cost the ducks the series
Please god no more california hockey teams winning
Subban giveth and subban taketh away
DUCCCCCCCCCS
Preds fan here. Glad we lost, if we won after that refpuck we would be /badguys/ also 3-1 is most dangerous lead.
>>75996208
>not bandwagoning John Gibson
where is your national pride?
Nothing will piss Canadians off more than California and American goaltending winning. Remember how angry they got when Quick raped everyone.
Meanwhile
>Price, 1st round exit
*blocks your path*
>>75996226
I can't root for the ducks. They have kesgoon
>>75996208
Seals --- Always Winning
>>75996236
>Hurricanes not considered sunbelt with that map.
Anon..
>>75996236
>REEEE
>SUN BELT
fags will learn
Finished banging my sister
How did the Preds lose tonight Predbros ?
>>75996214
No 2-0 is the most dangerous lead weren't you watching
BASED ducks. Gg preds. Great series so far
>>75996264
fuc u
>>75996264
Wasted a furious comeback with a deflected meme own goal.
>predophiles
The ducks just keep rising to the occasion. They have championship mettle. My blood boils just seeing the team but I have to sit down and respect that they're resilient.
>>75996308
Thanks bro.
After last year's 4th game 7 flop i had given up all faith. They've made me a believer again.
>>75996308
But can they win 2 cups in 4 years hmmmm
>>75996375
Sad! They don't have a HOF elite world class goaler like Quick
Pens or Sens nect game?
>>75996375
Wouldn't matter
2/24>2/58
>>75996308
>one of the best teams in the NHL
>in one of the worst markets ever
>no fans
WHY CAN'T THEY RELOCATE THEM ALREADY!?
>>75996419
Sens in ot
>>75996421
>implying it isnt samuelli making them look bad for more shekels
Ducks have a good fanbase theyre just always late because southern cali traffic
Is a Pens-Ducks Cup all but confirmed at this point?
>>75996445
If pongs win tomorrow and ducks take game 5 then yes
>>75996445
Nigga the sens have the advantage. Pens are injured everywhere and gassed. If schultz can't play they might not win another game
>>75996421
>they pull bigger crowds than Hartford, Hamilton
>>75996457
If the pens are smart they will unleash Matt Murray tomorrow, the actual best goalie on the team
HOC ON SUICIDE WATCH
QUACK
Fuck the ducks and commiefornia
Preds in 6
>>75996308
I'd rather see the pens repeat in a sweep instead of seeing a Disney Jew team win
>>75996509
Prepare that anus bud
>>75996445
Rematch of 2007 is what looks like may happen. But Ducks HAVE to win game 5.
>langenbrunner
>niedermayer
>konstantinov
Who else confirmed for highest cup earners?
Fuck the Trailer park Trashville Inbreds . They are Drumpf supproting shit heads that vote against their interests
>>75996549
Kys you commie fuck. Ducks are trash
>>75996526
Actually they dont ducks just proved they can take 6 and 7
>>75996421
>what is growing the fanbase
Give it another 15-20 years and (assuming they don't go full-Edmonton decade of sucking) the Ducks will have a much better fanbase. People like me are just now starting to get enough disposable income for season tickets and lots of merch while raising kids to also be fans of the team. I'm 27 and I have been a Ducks fan since I was a kid. That's the type of fan - generational fans - older teams have had for a long time. The Ducks are just reaching the point where they will start getting generational fans.
>>75996549
Trump won California though
>>75996662
THis guy gets its . Ducks have a huge loyal fan base that will continue to grow. The ducks have been a huge success for a team that has only been in the league for 24 years
>>75996662
>Give it another 15-20
They've already had that amount of time to try to build a fanbase, why would another 15-20 be any different?
god bless you sCorey Perry
god bless you Ducks!
what a beautiful scene
he's as merry as a school boy!
he's as giddy as a drunken man!
Wtf pk
>>75996756
>the meme dark man with the darkly pigmented skin
>the dancing man with le /r/ piggybacking behind him
>scores on his own net
HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
*takes a breath*
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH
>>75996745
Because it takes awhile to build a fanbase in a nontraditional market that has to compete against a gorillion other sports franchises for fan attention, including another NHL team that had already been around for decades when the Ducks were founded.
I explained exactly why another 15-20 years will mean the Ducks have a lot more fans - people like me who grew up Ducks fans are starting to earn the disposable income necessary for tickets/merchandise while also having kids who are raised to be fans. I know it's anecdotal but one of my friends started buying season tickets a couple years ago after a big promotion and he just had his first kid. His baby's room is decked out in Ducks stuff and he is already looking forward to taking him to games in a few more years when he is old enough. That is the kind of fan the Ducks are starting to get.
requesting the slow-motion replay .webm from the good angle at the end where you can clearly see Perry's shot deflecting off of Subban's stick
>>75996745
The kids that grew up watching the mighty ducks are all grown up.
Wait it went off subban's stick? Oh fuggg i missed that
>>75996775
This Ducks fan is spot on . I know where you are coming fan . Been a huge fan since inauguration season and it's been great to drive to work and see ducks flags on the freeway . Ducks are finally getting the appreciation they so deserve. I've almost have earned enough income to get my first season tickets
>>75996815
Watch the replay, he tipped it in.
>>75996226
right, it would really upset my national pride to see another canadian majority, canadian lead team win
Are the predators fans just oiler fans in disguise?
>>75996862
Nah no one is as bad as those turds. Can't believe the butthurt from them on the nhl page when the ducks do something good
>>75996862
worse....
they're NFL fans
god that hurt just to type
>>75996818
Lucky im still at that just short verge...i want them so bad but if i spent that kind of money right now id have to give up some thing like food.
If the Predator's manage to win the cup, and that DISGUSTING fanbase gets to celebrate the championship, i will literally stop watching NHL hockey
mark my words, Bettjew
don't think i'm not being serious
>>75996912
This is me but for the ducks instead
>>75996927
>yfw all you bandwagon predditshits learn the Ducks have already won the cup
you have to go back
and you have to stay
>>75996940
Ducks are just as reddit
>>75996912
>>75996912
I hate the goalie chant but better them then ottawa
>>75996947
I'd be devestated if a canadian team won the cup and ruined one of the best droughts in sports
>>75996946
No . Predditors are the epitome of Reddit
>>75996947
>having a literally scripted chant of which every other two words is "you suck"
>"not as bad"
are we even watching the same games?
>>75996775
>people like me who grew up Ducks fans are starting to earn the disposable income necessary for tickets
>>75996818
>Ducks are finally getting the appreciation they so deserve.
Yeah no
>>75996976
What part of younger generational fan base do you not understand ?
>>75997003
Are you referring to people that can't afford tickets, aren't interested in buying tickets, or 5 year olds?
Predditors would be an okay decent team to cheer for if they didn't have dirty goon faggots that head hunt like Forseshitberg and Neal
>rags
How did the Preds shit the bed this hard when they had LITERALLY every force in the arena in their favor?
>>75997042
Simply got beat by a superior team
>>75997042
every force except the good lord above who would NEVER let the scum city of trashville win anything other than shittiest trashtown
>>75997042
Subban ruined it
Make a new thread you complete faggots
>>75997050
This . Trashville Inbreds do not deserve shit
>>75997088
I don't want to because someone ALWAYS makes one the second I do
>>75997046
own goal
superior team
ok
>>75996884
How much are they? And they don't cover potential postseason games, right?
>>75997286
They wanted like 1k for a half season and no but you get discounts on playoff tickets