>pic-related
>No one is particularly alpha.
>Everyone tries to shortcut their way to success without going through the lumps.
>All the players are soft-spoken and autistic, except Draymond who's a loudmouth donkey
>Most entitled team in NBA history
>The """face"" of the franchise is a spoiled rich mullatto kid who never knew anything close to a struggle in life. If he never made it into the NBA, he would've been JUST fine as his dad made $42.8 million in his career
>His "splash" brother is another rich kid of a millionaire basketball player who tries too hard to act like a spacey pothead, but really is covering up the fact he has absolutely no fucking personality besides being a fucking spacey pothead
>Their """""defensive""""" anchor is a loud-mouth nigger piece of shit who talks a lot of shit but rarely backs it up and the only reason why anyone pays attention to him is because his teammates bail him out since he has no offensive game
>Their newest free agent acquisition is a bitch and coward of the highest order, betraying the very principles we all hold dear in the world by being a fucking traitor
>Their coach is a loudmouth SJW who can't keep his fucking mouth shut when it comes to things that don't involve basketball. Let's see how he would react if any of his family members got killed by terrorists.
Not to mention this might be the most millennial team of all fucking time, and everyone fucking hates millennials. Absolutely nothing of value will be lost when this team is contracted from the NBA.
who else is hoping the spurs rig the engine on their plane coming into san antonio causing it to crash and kill everyone on board?
god that would be so satisfying, if zaza and curry both died in a fiery explosion
>>75987891
All of >us here want this.
Only Reddit likes the Warriors and no one fucking likes them.
>Any basketball american
>Ever """"""""""struggling in life""""""""""""
Enough with this gay shit OP, that indian curry guy exploits your game because it's flawed, deal with it
>>75988177
>Peru
>having an opinion about American basketball ever
No one cares.
You sound pretty triggered OP
>>75988302
I don't know OP, you cared enough to reply
Seeing OP constantly spazz out over this team (I don't even follow basketball) gives me comfort knowing I'm not the most autistic one here.
>>75988344
>triggered
That's right, let's use overused buzzwords to make our point XDDDD
>>75988390
Do you know how degenerate the Warriors are? Just read above for information. It should be mandatory to hate them if you're not a millennial, cuck, nigger, or half-nigger.
Unironically the best team ever.
>>75988430
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Try telling that to the 1980s Celtics, 1990s Bulls, the 2000-10s Spurs, and literally every team LeBron has been on.
SKEEEEEEEEEEUP WHAT ABOUT THE 30 YEAR OLD MAN THAT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER, THE KING OF AKRON SKEEEEUP
Warriors are able to exist and be successful because in the late 80's the league made illegal beat-your-ass-silly-defense-first Detroit Pistons so Michael Jordan could get his ring. in a world where beating people in the paint is illegal, Warriors are the optimal team.
>>75988457
I did, and they all agreed.
>>75988503
>memechucking wins games
Reddit is that way, friendo.
>>75988503
>>75988503
The Warriors are able to exist and be successful because they are the greatest offensive team ever and play great defense and hold themselves to the highest standard.
>>75988566
>greatest offensive team ever
>great defense
>hold themselves to the highest standard
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Greatest offensive team my ass. Who are the 2015-16 Cleveland Cavaliers?
Great defense my ass, try comparing them to ANY one of Pop's Spurs teams and how they own their ass.
Holding themselves to the highest standards? By literally using meme game plans to somehow take shortcuts? They will get annihilated in the Finals 4-0 to Cleveland IF they somehow luck out and make it.
>>75988614
The spurs team currently down 0-2 in the WCF?
>>75988732
Make the current Warriors play the 2004-05 Spurs, watch them quit midgame.
>that last line
>Let's see how he would react if any of his family members got killed by terrorists.
I giggled a bit. Decent b8.
>>75988614
lmao fucking FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA
>>75988770
What happened to 'any spurs team'?