/nba/ General - Shitting on manlets edition

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No fishies allowed

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Daily reminder to put $100 on Spurs coming back to win the series.

You'll thank me later.

>>75985889
what is fish food like this made out of?

>>75985905
cavs tears

here's my /hot take/. Knicks draft a stud pg this offseason, Porzingis takes a major leap averaging 25/10, melo becomes a solid third option and stays. Cleveland loses for the next 2 Years. Lebron opts out, signs with the knicks, Wade takes the vet minimum and joins them.

Spurs sign Chris Paul and meet the knicks in the finals in 2 years.

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ranked preference of their pick at #3:

>i am completely erect
Markelle Fultz
Josh Jackson

>mite b cool
DeAaron Fox
Malik Monk

>ehh okay i guess
Jonathan Isaac
Jayson Tatum

>i want to die
Lonzo Ball
literally anyone else

Deangela is a bust
Bully Ball is dead
Ball can't ball
Ingram is no ingot

Draft picks based on Jewish gematria from last thread

>76ers-Fultz
>Lakers-Ball
>Celtics-Jackson
>Suns-Tatum

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>>75985916
>knsick delusion

>Al Horford has an 0-12 record against LeBron James in the NBA Playoffs.

>>75985950
kek

>>75985937
Celts have first pic and Sixers have 3rd.

>>75985950
I too browse reddit

>>75985950
JUST

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>>75985960
it's not my opinion it's based off of Gematria.Here's an example of what showed for ball.

>>75985972
Saw it on Twitter. Thanks for letting us know you browse Reddit, though.

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>>75985988
Josh Jackson results

>>75985877

pretty sad how boston couldnt hit a single wide open shot

the whole east is shook by this balding nigger and its pretty sad

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>>75985988
>>75986003

Fultz results

>>75985999
I too, browse reddit

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>>75985988
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>>75986022

Tatum results

>>75985988
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>>75986041

delete this right fucking now.

>>75986201
The league is rigged by jews anyway senpai.

>>75985988
>mfw Lonzo gets traded to the Clippers for CP3

>>75985877
wtf why did he even try to block that? When will they learn?

Which super star(s) are the Warriors going to lose/pick up this offseason? Win or lose, there's going to be big changes. Is there anyone the Cavs can get on the scale of Durant to GS?

PRESSURE

PUSHING DOWN ON ME

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Today is a big day for the free agent market /nba/. All-NBA teams come out today.

>>75985919
Fultz won't drop to 3. Lakers management like him more than Ball.

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>>75985988
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>>75986220
>>75986231


Just did a new one. Looks like Orlando is taking Monk.

This shit is a little scary for me so im going to stop familam

>>75986264
Cavs have the highest payroll in the league. They'd have to trade Love to get anyone. Love has low key been a star this year, so that is a lateral move at best.

>>75986285
What the fuck?

>>75986285
Wtf

delete this gematria shit right fucking now

>>75986285
So

>Celtics:Jackson
>Lakers:Ball
>76ers:Fultz
>Suns:Tatum
>Orlando:Monk

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>>75986361
I screenshotted your post. If this order is wrong on draftday you can laugh at me.

>>75986361
Do the rest of the top 10 we need to see how accurate this is

>>75986399
well not the order but the team draft selections.

D'Aaron Fox will have the best career of any player in this draft.

When did the lebron backlash start for you?

For me, it was when he bought his mom a hummer before getting drafted

>>75986442
>Kentucky players

Nah most likely bust or stat padding on a shit team

>>75986577

LeBron's mom actually bought the Hummer as a gift for his 18th birthday.

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it aint me
muh muh muh whiskey neat

>>75985916
It's genuinely hard to tell if this is a troll because Knicks fan delusion really is THAT bad

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>picking the number of the traitor

>>75986672
i love the new york NBA teams' timelines have turned out.

it's like what the NFL would be like if both NY teams were the Jets.

Last night was absolutely disgusting, and not even LeBron's final form. What kind of shot do the Warriors have to stop him?

>>75986679
>the traitor
Boston fans are such faggots lmao. What did Ray Allen owe you?

>>75986754
>What kind of shot do the Warriors have to stop him?

75-85% easy

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>>75985932
>t.hurt Boston fan

>>75986361
>Celtics: Jackson
>Lakers: Ball
>76ers: Fultz
>Suns: Tatum
>Kings: Fox
>Magic: Monk

>Lakers considering Fox with the 2nd pick

Pretty smart desu

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Will he do it?

>>75986877
How much does Chris Paul wish the league didn't veto his trade to the Lakers in 2011?

>>75986877
>Kawhi, Aldridge, Gasol, Green, CP3
that could possibly be title contending only cause of CP3's leadership and fantastic ball movement.

>>75986877
Hes coming home to Toronto.

Lob city!

a nyone else meet a famous nba platter before? I took a trip to LA and some guy who looked like vladimir puddin told me that chris paul was in the area and it only took me like 5 minutes to find him...i beat you are all very jealous, he doesnt have as much mussel as i thought though

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/ourguys/?

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>Cuck George
>Cuck Hayward
>Cuck Cousins

Who voted LeBron 2nd team

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Holy shit Chris Cornell died

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>>75987003
more like who voted kawhi third team

At the end of their careers, DeAndre Jordan will be more accomplished than Blake Griffin ahahahah

>>75987010
>Aldridge
>1 vote
Whoever that was must have been high

>Kawhi over KD

Yes

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>>75987010
>that one cuck that voted Curry 1st team and Westbrook second

O i am laffin

>voting Kawhi 3rd team
>voting LeBron 2nd team
>ever
>

>>75986988
why would harden ever be above curry?

>>75987010
also i'm the one that posted this but nikola jokic got a first team vote? THIS is the reason lebron wasn't unanimous?

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>>75987010
>KAT got 2 first place votes

>>75987077
Er, no. Jokic is a Center.

>>75987077
Jokic is a center.

LeBron wasn't unanimous because some cuck voted Kawhi and KD 1st team instead of LeBron.

Even though there's only 2 teams that are good this year it's gonna be a really impressive championship series. We got possibly the best Warriors team of all time vs the best Lebron team of all time.

>>75987109
Also Draymond.

Seriously, someone voted Draymond and KD 1st team over Kawhi and LeBron.

Let that sink in for a second.

>>75987010
>the voting is conducted by a panel of sportswriters and broadcasters
>LeBron missed 1 first place vote

SKEEEEEEEUP

>>75987132
Not necessarily

>>75987077
Unanimous is a meme anyway.

>>75987143
Draymond and KD had no place being 1st team instead of Kawhi or LeBron.

>>75986988

didn't paul george have tens of millions riding on this?

desu I would have thrown him a bone, don't understand why reporters don't just let a nigga get paid they don't lose throwing away a vote.

>>75987164
Yeah I agree.

>>75987132

probably the same guy who voted curry over westbrook too

>>75987170
Because George was ass this year and so was his team.

Only got good towards the end so they could barely make the playoffs. If he played like that all year he'd be second team.

>>75987205
>Because George was ass this year
Kek. Don't watch much basketball?

>>75987205
If Paul George put more effort into driving and getting to the line than taking long 2s he'd have made it

>>75987248
this

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First for LeUndertaker

>>75987205

70 million dollars though. PG would have got a 70 million bonus had he made the all-nba team.

I feel bad for him getting swept embarrassingly by Legod. It wouldn't hurt to throw him a vote to get on his good side is all I'm saying

>>75987234
You obviously don't. Guy got cucked by Giannis when he's clearly supposed to be better but just whined after games about his teammates and how they sucked while Westbrook was kept his mouth shut and put his team on his back despite the Pacers being a more talented team.

>>75987282
Yeah. We know.

How about instead of harping on his stats you harp on his sexist, racist, narcissistic attitude?

What are the chances of lonzo falling past tel he 5th pick. What if he ends up on the wolves or some shit like that.

We're all obviously building up BBB because we like to watch arrogant people fail hard.

Paul George;

13% of his field goals were at the rim
27% free throw rate (free throw attempts per FG attempt)

Kevin Durant;
26%
37%

Paul George just takes too many long jumpers.

>>75987291
Oh I see, because the Thunder were a crappy team the Pacers can't also be a crappy team. And because Giannis is a better player Paul George is garbage. These are great points, and I'd love to hear more about what you think about basketball.

>>75987289
The point is he didn't deserve a vote.

>>75987205
Guess he isnt a real all star like Skip says

>daily reminder Doris Burke is a knicks fan
>daily reminder IT is only 1 inch taller than Doris Burke

>>75987315

had a dream last night Lonzo got drafted by the celtics... in the second round. Literally every team passed on him cause Lavar said something crazy until it was the celtic's turn to draft again.

>>75987324
This is true, he's much more deadly as a spot-up or rhythm shooter. But because the Pacers really lacked another offensive threat most of the year, PG had to become more ball-dominant, and his numbers and play suffered a lot of the year due to the adjustment. It also made his defense suffer.

>>75987289
>70M bonus

Nigga what is you smoking lmao

>>75987335
That's why he isn't in an all NBA team you salty ass scrub.

That's why they were the 11th seed in the East for a long time you fucking cuck.

That's why they only made the playoffs on the last day of the regular season only after George actually started showing effort you little shit.

That's why he's leaving your corn hole sister fucking flyover state for LA you meth head.

>>75987386
wew

>>75987339

No shit he didn't deserve a vote based on his play this year, the point I'm making is that I was expecting more reporters to throw him undeserved votes anyway because so much money was on the line and people generally feel sorry for him and the media does shady shit like that to suck up to superstars.

>>75987386
Ah yes, Paul George isn't on the All-NBA team because... I'm not even sure what your reasoning is here? You seem really mad.

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when we will rise?

If the 76ers get Fultz what's their lineup looking like?

is realgm worse than reddit?

>>75987414
>we
What part of Charlotte are you from?

>>75987414
curry is coming home next season

>>75987408
>WHY ISN'T THE MEDIA GIVING AWAY VOTES TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T DESERVE IT JUST SO MY FAVORITE PLAYER DOESN'T LEAVE MY TEAM IN A TRADE OR FREE AGENCY

Literally you. Quit whining you little bitch.

best TALENT to never win a ring? (best to worst)

1. westbrook
2. karl malone
3. iverson
4. stockton
5. barkley
6. nash
anyone else?

>>75985877
so we can all agree that if LeBron tackled IT in the same manner it would be a Flagrant 2 (and dead IT)?

>>75987408
>hey I feel bad for this millionaire so I'll give him a chance to make even more millions

Fucking kys

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>westbrook
>talent

>>75987450
Kevin Durant
James Harden

>>75987449

i literally don't give a shit about paul george lol, I was just surprised as all. You seem to be the one that's upset. Why don't you go outside and take a walk?

>>75987430
>>75987430
>>75987430
south

>>75987426
Realgm is ok but I wouldn't touch reddit. There's no reason to use reddit

>>75987450
>No Durant
>Mcgrady
>Harden
>Chris Paul
>Blake Griffin
>Dwight Howard
>Anthony Davis

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>>75987475
You're surprised a media member didn't risk their credibility and objectiveness by giving away pity votes to people who don't deserve it?

>>75987505
>You're surprised a media member didn't risk their credibility and objectiveness by giving away pity votes to people who don't deserve it?
Nikola Jokic got a first team vote. You seem to not really know what you're talking about

People that complain about their team to the media do not deserve All NBA votes.

LeBron and Paul George are undeserving of any votes.

>>75987505

\yes, the media is shady as fuck. Look at that retard who voted Durant, Steph, and Draymond 1st team over Lebron, Kawhi, and Westbrook just because of blind homerism.

These awards literally have no integrity to them lol, nobody would be risking shit throwing him a 3rd team vote over jimmy butler because nobody cares about 3rd team

>>75987528
Jokic was one of the best centers in the NBA this year.

Paul George wasn't even a top 5 SF.

>>75987555
>Jokic was one of the best centers in the NBA this year.
Lol.
>Paul George wasn't even a top 5 SF.
Lol.

>>75987504
1. westbrook
2. karl malone
3. iverson
4. stockton
5. barkley
6. nash
7. mcgrady
8. anthony davis
9. chris paul
10. dwight howard
11. harden
12. durant

any objections?

LeBron
Kawhi
Durant
Butler
Giannis
Hayward

Choke "No OT tonight" George is not top 5 or even top 6.

>>75987630
lebron

>>75987674
>Butler and Hayward better than George
Lol.

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>that anon who complained about the stream being cancerous

Lmao i can taste your salt from here desu

>>75987630
Durant is a better player than Westbrook.

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>>75987674
>hayward

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>>75987674
No All NBA team tonight

>>75987698
racist

>>75987678

Lebron never won a ring? where have you been the past 5 years?

>>75987696
I'm a better player than your dad, that's why your mom fucks me more you little bitch.

>>75987696
heres your (you) LOL

>>75987717
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>>75987717
>that's why your mom fucks me more you little bitch

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>westbrook fans still posting here after being swept

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People finna realizin Paul Geoge is basura.

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>its a marrison still posts here episode
I thought le asset man ran you off for good

what happens when the Lakers don't pick Ball?

>>75987820
They trade the pick for Paul George

>>75987714
i dont see him wearing any rings my dude

>>75987820
Lakers pick fox, Sixers pick him. Suns pick Josh Jackson, Kings pick Tatum

>>75987820
I lmao at his dad's jaw dropping with the full weight of disappointment.

>>75987820
The Lakers will pick Lonzo Ball...then trade him to the Pacers.

>>75987717
no one has ever fucked you

It's gonna sound racist as fuck, but Mike Conley is legitimately really well spoken. Very intelligent sounding guy.

>>75987820
Lavar files for bankruptcy because his brand is fully dependent on Lonzo going to LA

>>75987887
Bold move. Actually a good move. Might as well stock picks and wait for the warriors storm to blow over sometime in the early 2020s

>>75987977
>complimenting someone is racist

>>75987995
By the time that happens Paul George will be the next Caron Butler lol

Lin is so annoying. All he does is talk about race. Like anyone is even racist anymore, the league and its fans are progressive as hell. Fuck off, you dont even belong in the league ching chong.

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>>75988026
>Like anyone is even racist anymore
>you dont even belong in the league ching chong

>>75987887
>>75987990
I hope any of these happens

Lavar seems like such a douche

I hope the Thunder sign Rudy Gay. He'd be the perfect clutch shooter Westbrook needs.

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>no game today
>back pain that won't go away

>>75988350
Do you think you're funny? The fishy meme is funny, wew kobe is funny.

This isn't funny. It's just sad.

>>75985877
Where was the foul? That's all ball

>>75988382
>The fishy meme is funny
t. creator of the fishy meme

>>75988142
Not a douche, just delusional.

Shitting on Colin's fuckslut was the wrong move, now NBA GMs will have to tread water in fear of feminazi backlash.

Lonzo should just tell his dad to shut the fuck up and let his game speak for himself.

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>>75988376
>tfw have a sore throat

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>>75988413
I feel your pain

>>75988398
Oh hey there you dumb little fishy.

>>75988434
Thanks for proving me right.

>>75988398
We used to call the shitty wrestlers fish and fishy in highschool like 8 years ago. When did this become an online meme?

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So look what pops up when you type in 2017 NBA Champions

>>75988445
Fishy fishy fishy

>>75988445
>>75988398
But I created that

How did the celtics get the #1 pick in the draft? Didn't try go far I the playoffs.
I don't know much about basketsphere but that seems rigged

>>75988468
Someone give me a quick rundown on this

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Was there any doubt? Was there any doubt at all that we're getting swept?

I mean, last night couldn't have been a better short summary of the East: The next best team to Lebron and his ilk is so far beneath them that they barely even tried, had horrendous play from two of their stars (Kyrie and JR), and still....
Blew.
Us.
The.
Fuck.
Out.

>But the #1 pick!!
>But we made it to the ECF with a bridge team!
Don't feed me that bullshit. Look at what's breaking down here ok, look at it.

1. Lebron is getting BETTER with age, at least has another 5 year window AT LEAST
2. Most of our team, the current one, is going to be gone within a year or two. Avery? Gone. Crowder? Gone. Smart? Possibly gone. Even Isaiah is still a toss up at this point (although I think they should keep him)
3. Most of Danny's drafting has been shit. He used one of the Brooklyn picks on JAMES YOUNG FOR GOD'S SAKE. Only Jaylen has really shown potential, and you guys KNOW I detest Smart (although he did show up a little last night). I'm not entirely convinced Danny won't completely fuck the endgame on this.

This team has always been inconsistent trash that relies on a 5'8 PG to do 90% of the work (except last series, where a shitload of role players contributed out of NOWHERE).

I don't understand a lot of the optimism. We're not going anywhere this year, or the year after that, or the year after that. Fucking god fuck me man.

>>75987010
Poor Rudy ;_;

>>75988536
CELTICS ARE A JOKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Michael Jordan

wew lads I'm spooked as fuck

>>75988502
The Brooklyn Nets have the worse record in basketball.

They traded their pick to Boston to acquire Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett on expiring contracts.

So now the Celtics have the Nets pick and because the Nets are the most likely to have the #1 pick the Boston pick won #1.

>>75988536
pressure is on YOU buddy

>>75988468
Love stepping up confirmed. KD and donkey gonna get COLONIZED

>>75988507
gematria is jewish numerology. When using a gematria calculator and inserting text it will show other words and terms that share the same numerological value.

For example, Putting in Lonzo Ball will get you words like "Los angeles".

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post /nba/-core

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZNru7og_iI

And Boston also have next year Nets draft pick so they will most likely be in a good position for the lottery again.

>>75988552
Thanks for the quick rundown.
Sounds like the Nets are retarded.

>>75988612
>Danny Ainge drafting
He'll probably trade down and pick 3 European projects.

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steph curry gematria results

>>75988616
>trading away 4 years of top 10 draft picks for 2 declining old guys
it may end up being the worst trade across all sports of all time quite frankly

>>75988536
Ay bruh it is way too hot outside to be this steamed. Grab an ice cold dunks cawfee and head down to the Chaals and enjoy the day.
Besides we all know the Celtics will pick up one game and get swept in 5.

>>75988467
lol when I was 12 I used to call my brother sucker fish and other variations of fish. He would get so mad because I'd say it to him all the time.

>>75988629
>athletes you want to see not only get a career-ending injury but get the kind of injury that would affect them for the rest of their lives

wait until you see westbrook gematria results

>>75988668
OH SHIT

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>>75988697

Another result not pictured was "don't HARDEN my heart"

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>>75988697
We already posted it fampai.

He's the one true son of Kobe and was involved with the pyramids of gyza, the extinction of the dinosaurs, and the tree of knowledge.

>>75988720
GIVE
ME
A
QUICK
RUN
DOWN

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LeBron = Naruto
Bronny = Boruto

Worst playoffs ever.

>>75988142
Yeah we know your countryman went on an autistic rampage in the other thread

Here's Gordon Hayward's results

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>>75988868
Shit forgot pic

>>75985902

Thanks for the info but I need every cent for my new BBBshoes

>>75988886
eldora Speedway is in Ohio...

>>75988641
>Besides we all know the Celtics will pick up one game and get swept in 5.
No. We aren't.
Face it.

This team is a fucking pathetic excuse of #1 seed. Everyone knows it.

I mean, let's just go back and look at the last two series, shall we?

>Bulls
IT's sister dies, so in typical Celtics fashion, EVERYBODY ON THE FUCKING TEAM EXCEPT ISAIAH BECOMES A SPINELESS BITCH IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY. IT plays excellent in the first game, but EVERYONE else plays like utter dog, and they lose at home.

Then the Bulls realize something:
>lmao wtf just guard IT and we win, everyone else sucks
And then they did it in game 2. But of course, the Celtics catch the luckiest break and down goes Rondo, the primary defender on IT, and IT gets back involved, opens up the floor, eases things under the board for Horford and opens up the perimeter for Crowder and Avery. So the Celtics get the next 4. Because of Isaiah. Again.

>Wizards
IT single handedly wins you the first two games, with Crowder sprinkling in 3s in the first and then the second one is literally JUST IT. Horford does well at what he does, but for all the felating he gets, his impact is never anything incredible even when he plays incredibly.

Of course, the Wizards realize something
>lmao wtf just guard IT and we win, everyone else sucks
And then MAGICALLY, THEY BLOW US OUT FOR 2 GAMES. However, something inconceivable happens: Avery Bradley contributes in the playoffs.

Who fucking knew he could actually show up in the playoffs, I almost thought that was just a fucking myth of the olden days. His contributions easily helped take pressure off IT, which then allowed him to change his game as more of a facilitator who basically, once again, had to do all the work, but still got some offense from Avery to win game 5.

Of course no one showed in game 6. And then the miracle of all miracles happens where Olynyk turned into #33 of old, and we pull out game 7 somehow.

LeBron > Micheal "1-10" Jordan

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>search Kobe Bryant

>results are

>Apocalypse
>Michael Jordan
>Universe
>Salvation
>Infidelity
>and Nero the Roman Caesar who burned down Rome, had Christian's eaten by lions in the Coliseum, and conquering Jerusalem,

>>75988983
Jordan > Kobe > Dirk >LeBron

Dont even try to argue

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>>75988886
>Bowlajob

>>75988958
To branch off this, think about what actually occurred in all of those games.

Each game they won basically had 3 constant factors:

1. IT was doing the bulk of the work
2. Horford showed up underneath, which we needed him to specifically defensively
3. Some wildly inconsistent players gets hot on a given night. But always someone different.

Never could there be multiple games where Crowder or Olynyk contribute. This team is so fucking pathetically inconsistent outside of IT and Horford, and it's infuriating as it epitomizes the struggles they've had all season.

The need for more consistent play is so absurdly underrated with this team, it undermines how much this team relied on the shoulder's of a 5'8 PG during the regular season. Which he some-fucking-how managed All-NBA 2nd team because of it.

Yet everyone still overrates this team. They don't see it. Maybe because they didn't watch the Celtics all regular season.

But it's obvious. I said we'd win the Bulls series, even after the first two games. I figured we would win the Wiz series on luck of home court, but I still pegged it a toss up.

But I am now more sure than ever we are getting swept this series.

>>75988807
I guess Sasuke would be Wayde

>>75989010
>Putting Kobe anywhere near the top 10
Kobe barely squeaks into the top 20. Find another rapist player to enjoy, bitch baller.

can we ban bombston posters, this fag's crying is eating up space on my screen

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>>75986809
Didn't they end up with 103? Boston scored 15 more points in garbage time lol

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>>75988546
>Michael Jordan = The Devil
>Kawhi Leonard = The Antichrist
>Kawhi Leonard receives constant comparisons to Michael Jordan and has a similar playstyle to him

>>75986966
>LeBron
DADDY IS THE BEST!

guys seriously? i am still mad at james harden for his performance in game 7. am i the only one? is it autism? help.

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>tfw lebron palms your head on his dick

>>75989259
>game 7

You mean 6? There's no point being mad, just laugh at him and his pathetic fanbase for being BTFO to the shadow realm.

>>75989326
yes

>>75988930
You can buy 20 pairs of BBB shoes after you win big by putting $100 on the Spurs

>>75988546
Kawhi is also the devil. Look it up

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>>75987307
>How about instead of harping on his stats you harp on his sexist, racist, narcissistic attitude?

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1st team all NBA boys.

>>75989407
Shut the fuck up. I would rather have 1 pair of BBBs than risk losing it for a chance at 20. I NEED the BBB

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We all know the NBA is scripted. The question is will Lonzo follow the script? He might not if it goes against what his dad says. Then (((they))) would come for him.

>>75989705
Finally a good post from Canada. Its about time. Do this more often and fix your reputation.

>>75989774
Canada fully supports the BBB brand

>>75985916
If you think that Phil, the Knicks FO and Dolan would allow a good trades or anything, then you are deluded.

I say this as a Knicks fan. They aren't doing shit as long as Dolan is owner and Phil is pres and GM.

When will Silver save us from this hell?

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Brazil/Canada/Australia = Magic/Knicks/Mavericks

>>75989863
All six of those things are terrible

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>>75989632
Who you reppin?

We back to back first team here and MVP

>>75989751
Lavar will bend like Jello when the NBA powers gets into his skull. He'll swallow the redpill and wish he'd never let his kids play basketball again.

>>75989901
1st team is immediately discredited because Har_en is on it.

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>>75989932
>implying Lavar isn't already an agent for the NBA and this isn't all a media gimmick for their new star that's a weird combination of Steph Curry and KD

>>75989705
Then you are not a big baller because a real big baller would bet big in order to be a even bigger baller. You're just a chump

1. COLONIZED
2. BLACKED
3. BEANED
4. RICED
5. KEBABED

>>>/wsg/1694105

>>75986891
Kobe Bryant still gets career-ending injuries and Chris still plays with trash.

>>75989751
Can someone give me a quick rundown on how you think the NBA is rigged?

>>75990133
Kobe didn't get injured in 2011 or 2012. That's two years to meet up with the Heat in the Finals.

>>75985919
I'd put Isaac one tier above, downgrade Tatum, add Smith and Ntilikina to >ehh

>>75987007
>implying anyone here knows him

>>75990269
Temple of the Dog is one of the greatest albums ever created.

>>75987450
>Memebrook
>Talent

Take a lap.

>>75990299
I wouldn't go that far but yeah it's great

>>75990304
>>75990327
Once again.

You prove you're a know nothing pleb. It's sad.

>>75990304
>>75990327
Ultimate pleb

>>75990304
>>75990327
>two posts in a row showing how retarded you are

Lmao, literally can't write this shit.

>>75990304
>>75990327
What are the odds someone could discredit their entire existence with two posts in a row?

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>mfw Turkey just got shadow realmed

>>75990335
>>75990339

Deep down you know I'm right.

Stop lying to yourselves. I've been there too. Admitting it will set you free.

Truth, and only Truth, will save you.

>>75990304
>>75990327
based 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyVo6-TbsSo

What levels of chess is LaVar on right now?

>>75990456
333D chess for BBB

>>75987083
Absolutly disgusting. He is worse than IT in defense.

>>75990510
Woah woah easy there buddy, no one is worse on defense than IT

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>mfw no company gives Lonzo a shoe deal
>mfw Lonzo wears his own BBB shoe during his first NBA game
>mfw it rips half way into 1st quarter because it's cheap chick shit being sold for 6 times its manufacture price

>>75990580
>tfw Lonzo breaks his ankle wearing the ZO1s

>>75990580
All basketball shoes are made in China

>>75990181
Paul would arrive in December 2011, that's midseason and not enough ti win shit. And Kobe missed the 2013 playoffs anyway due to injury. Everything after that was a downhill. So, the only window with Paul is the other half of the 2011/12 season.

I need a status update on Isaiah Thomas

I fully expect game 3 to be close. The Celtics will finally get some rest and the Cavs will be burnt from going hard in the first two games.

>>75990607
STAY IN YO LANE

>>75990723
>going hard
LeBron barley broke a sweat last night.

>>75990535
He is worse because he is taller than almost all players wille IT is the smallest in NBA .

>>75990744
LeBron is just one player bro

Cavs played against a worn out Celtics team

>>75990304
>>75990327
kys my man

FUCK OFF LEBRON LEAVE THE CELTICS ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


THEY DESERVE TO BE IN THE FINALS

>>75990819
Celtics wouldn't even have the first seed if LeBron gave a shit

DO you think that OKC would have won against the Cavs last year?
For me yes.
Adams, Kanter , Ibaka, Durant would rebound and protect the rim.
Robertson would defend on Kyrie
Westbrook and Durant for the scoring.

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DEGOAT MADE IT TO THE THIRD TEAM!!!@

>>75990871
No.

Durant is Lebron's bitch.

>>75990871
Roberson would've guarded LeBron desu. KD can't guard him at all. They'd probably rotate with Ibaka.

Waiters and Westbrook would've had to guard Kyrie until the final minutes when Roberson can guard him while KD and Ibaka guard LeBron.
I have a feeling the Cavs would've exposed them in small ball even tho they destroyed GS with their small ball lineups.

>>75990871
That OKC team was the greatest team of all time so yes

>>75990959
Ibaka is so good as a help defender playing center in small ball it's crazy.

Have Roberson make LeBron drive, stay in front with Ibaka be a threat at the rim and slow him down or pass, then Roberson and Ibaka's length keeps him from passing to the strong side side of the court and stop him from taking mid range shots.

That Cavs team isn't as good as this year's team in my opinion and LeBron wasn't as good from three or making passes as he is now but still all time great passer. Then KD and Westbrook could outscore them as they create much more pressure on the inside and get Ibaka, Waiters, etc. open shots.

TT can't handle Adams but he can handle Ibaka in a small ball lineup.

>>75990959
KD can guard LeBron. Relatively speaking of course. He's had success on him.

>>75991070
But Ibaka needs a guy like Roberson.

He looked awful with the Raptors because their perimeter defense is shit and they can't stay in front of LeBron or communicate fast enough or contain LeBron.

>>75990580
>>75990701
This. You'd have to be a deluded shoe fan boy if you think that every shoe brand isn't utilizing the same cheap global supply chains for their products this day in age.

>>75991083
>KD can guard Lebron

Kek he can't even check Kawhi who is a lesser Lebron

>>75991172
You didn't watch game 1 then. He locked Kawhi down 1 on 1.

>>75991200
Other way around. Kawhi was just missing easy jumpers because his injury but still managed to dominate the game with dunks and passing. Locked KD down until he went out with the injury.

>>75991200
KAwhi had 26/8 on 53%. No one locked him down bro

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>Adam Silver bow to the Balls
>In contact with Chinese shoe manufacturers
>Possess basketball-like abilities
>Controls the overpriced shoe-market with an iron but fair fist
>Sells shirts and shoes globally
>Direct descendants of African-Americans
>Holds 0.001% of the sports clothing market
>Next HoF will in all likelihood be a Ball
>All brothers said to have combined IQ of 215+, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

Spoiler: Lonzo Ball isn't NBA skilled

>>75991250
Again, watch the game. When Kawhi tried to go one on one versus KD, he didn't have any success.

>>75991328
I did. All I see is Kawhi schooling KD and the rest of the warriors

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>look up big baller brand in gematria

pic related

>>75991475
>Darko was the #2 pick in the 2003 draft

LONZO CONFIRMED BUST HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>75991427
I fuck on that bitch and we lay up

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>THE BOTTOM RESULT

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>>75991525

>>75990723
How do you figure that when they have to play tomorrow so they'll get the same amount of rest in between games and the same as game 1

>>75990723
Just stop, we ain't beating the Cavs at this point.

Face it.... My Celties are a fucking joke.....

>>75991427
>le carry Jordan man

>>75987409
because other players deserve it more ;)

>>75991525
>february 19th, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmLTxWPR2f4

Uhhhhhh

>>75991525
>even the youths shall faint and be weary

Warriors are the young team holy shit

>>75991738
>>75991709
Soooo I guess it's just Jewish contradictory voodoo.

>>75991738
It's probably just talking about the girls in this video.
>>75991709

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>On a conference call after getting the pick, Ainge was asked about Lonzo Ball
>“I’ve thought about that with all our players and how (the potential top picks) fit with our core. The beauty of Isaiah (Thomas) is he can play any system.”
>“We've watched Lonzo all year and he's one of the best guards in this draft. He will definitely make an impact on our roster.”
>When asked about Lavar Ball's comments on Lonzo only working out for the Los Angeles Lakers
>“We've interviewed Lonzo a couple of times and he made a good impression on us, I don't follow what his father says in public but we feel that Lonzo is a great kid.”

The madman is going to do it, Chicago/Indiana/New York welcomes Mr. Lonzo Ball.

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Imagine having a sister who is a hoe

>>75991877
Lmao it would be hilarious if he drafts him only to trade him

I dont understand why PG keeps acting like he is the shit. Cant wait for im to join the lakers and become Lonzo's sidekick. Giannis is 22 and has already surpassed you nigga, u dont deserve no all nba teams...

>>75991914
All women are hoes

>>75991914
>Guys talk about getting pussy
>Nobody says a word
>Woman talks about getting dick
>People call her a whore and a slut
kys

Why didn't Kyrie make any all NBA teams?

>>75991931
Reddit is that way pal

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>>75991924
Giannis ain't got flow.

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>>75991931
white knight detected

>>75991941

Name one player he should have made it over. Hell, Lillard should have gotten more votes than him

>>75991931
I think it's gross if guys talk about getting pussy in public like twitter etc. Mixed company basically. Amongst the bros cool, same for girls amongst girls but talking about it in mixed company makes you look like a thirsty beta trying to stat pad no matter your sex. Context matters.

>>75991931

biology, dawg

learn the concept of mating

>>75991924
He is a diva.