>Englel
yeah this doesnt seem shopped at all
I wonder what people think when they make threads like this
What sport is this?
>>75982118
Not shopped
http://entertainment.ie/trending/news/Stats-reveal-Scottish-people-really-into-Irish-porn-Irish-people-really-into-porn-in-general/328938.htm
>chav
>a region that receives far fewer ethnics since it's economically fucked and relies on English handouts is less likelyto search for ethnic porn
So this is the power...of Scottish intelligence
>granny
>>75982151
Just another term for slags. Scots have patrician taste.
>smoking
>chav
>emo
>strap on
>granny
>cartoon
>>75982112
>emo
So apparently that's still a thing in Scotland, amazing.
>>75982112
kek
fake (misleading) news
>>75982386
>lesbian
ultra-pleb
>>75982386
its not fake you fucking moron
https://www.pornhub.com/insights/comparing-scotland-england
>>75982511
>misleading
Who gives a shit if "mixed race" is 1184% more popular when that amounts to what, 20 searches?
>>75982386
It's not fake you spaz. The data in the OP is not "most popular", it's what's more popular in one country compared to the other, highlighting the disparity of popularity in niche categories.
>>75982531
t. Nigel on holiday
>>75982531
they didn't realise any info of the number of searches dick face.
just fuck off out this thread, Abdul. you're fucking pissing me off
Makes sense if you've seen english women. I just don't understand the indian obsession. Most indians are meh
>>75982464
Fight me
>>75982531
t. ahmed
>>75982598
None of them are actually lesbians.
OFFICIAL PORN CATEGORIES TOP 10
1. Anal
2. Redhead
3. Webcam
4. Amatuer
5. Milf
6. Asian
7. Public
8. DP
9. Squirt
10. Lesbian
>>75982112
Right, but what sport is this?
>chav
Christ Scotalnd
>>75982639
>squirt
>>75982639
>Public
>>75982639
>anal
Might as well put gay in #2
It's pretty much the same thing.
What is Chav porn?
>>75982699
b-but it's a feminine butthole
>>75982699
t. low test beta
>>75982699
>not wanting to dominate everything that moves
what are you, gay?
>>75982639
>Anal
Anal porn is massively plebeian.
>Redhead
If that your thing, ok.
>Webcam
"I jerk off to pixels and whores begging donations online"
>Amatuer
You cant even spell it right.
>milf &asian
ok
>Public
I am 14 and this excites me
>DP
sure
>Squirt
ok
>Lesbian
Occasionally ok, but usually pretty gay
tl;dr
You're a faggot
Amazing sport thread
>>75982639
1. POV
2. POV + threesome
3. POV + teen
4. POV + big ass
5. POV + stepsis
9000. Fake taxi
18000. BBC
>watching porn
Don't fall for Shlomo's tricks guys
1. Lesbian involving Malena Morgan
MASSIVE POWER GAP
2. Everything else
>>75982639
Actual list:
1. Interracial wife
2. Cuckold
3. Pegged
4. Shemale fucks guy
5. Twink
6. Ultimate surrender
7. Old young
8. PAWG
9. Milking table
10. Ruined
>>75982639
FIXED PORN CATEGORIES TOP 10
1. BBC on Asian
2. BBC on White
3. BBC on Latina
4. incest
5. stepcest
5. blackmail
6. any combination of the above
7. dont care
8. dont care
9. dont care
10. kys
>>75982112
>granny
the fuck
>>75982386
>schoolgirl
good to see the noncing tradition is still alive and well
>>75982294
>yfw all of that at once
>>75982846
>old people don't use the internet
>>75982704
A chav is a gender neutral term, but for girls it essentially means slag. Like the halftime slags you see in match threads.
>>75982810
>he watches professional and sterile porn productions
>he has a favourite porn "actress"
Lads what's the classique chav video that used to get posted on imageboards all the time.
It's this girl with a Yorkshire accent calling the viewer 'yew wankah, yew just a mastubatah'.
It was pretty patrician.
>>75982979
Are you talking about that girl "Mercedes"?
>>75982845
thats a big TV license
>>75982934
>not on the list
great fucking feeling
>>75982386
>LESBIAN
Watching 2 girls licking each other is so boring. You have to be gay to like that shit.
>>75982934
I don't get it, why Belarus love so much MLP?
>>75982954
no it doesnt, it means:
CHAV (aka Council Housed and Violent) is a particular stereotype of anti-social youth dressed in sportswear
>>75983070
Commieblocks are grey
>implying anyone searches "mixed race"
>implying it isn't entirely too ambiguous to return any kind of worthwhile result
Pure garbage. If anything you memed too hard and couldn't handle it. Just like how in 10 years time you'll look around and say "how did importing hundreds of thousands of sandpeople, who breed like rats, manage to outpopulate us 4.5m Jocks? Lol help us England!" 100% guaranteed. Enjoy your Sweden 2.0 with more alcoholics.
>>75982734
>>Amatuer
>You cant even spell it right.
kek
>>75982954
lmao no it doesnt you nonce
>>75983106
calm down Nigel, it's only a porn list
Nice """""sports"""""" discussion.
>>75983106
S E E T H I N G
>he doesn't exclusively jerk off to omegle videos of girls doing what they are told by chads with big dicks
laughing @ u
>>75983106
>being THIS upset
>>75983142
>>75983160
>>75983175
t. mohammed
>>75982934
>Slavs
>>75982934
yes
>>75983106
great sport
>>75983347
You still seem really upset.
Vintage retro classic is my jam
70s and 80s all the bitches had real melons
>>75982112
Well this seems to be true
>>75982531
who even thought of selecting those specific terms and comparing them to scotland's searches?
>>75983444
>>75983466
my fault
>>75983347
everyones just laughing at you getting irationably upset over porn, lmao
>>75983444
I might be a pleb but I don't search for genres but only for my favourite actresses
How about those virtual reality porn videos where you can move the camera around. What a time to be alive.
>>75983444
>>75983466
>>75983504
I've never seen someone so triggered by an innocuous thread. LMAO.
>>75983565
Don't you need a VR headset for those?
>>75983550
Yet you want them in?
Vote leave UK and pay for them yourself, libreal retards.
>>75983594
Nah you can just move the viewpoint around with your mouse, I enjoy them because girl on top is my favourite position and a lot of the VR videos are that.
>>75983614
Oil prices are fucked and the Rigs are English, i'd love to see Scotland leave.
>>75983633
>and the Rigs are English
lmao
whatever you say Mohammed
>>75983650
Who's are they wannabe Mohammed "please come to scotland" McScroggy.
>>75983087
Fuck off american
>>75983087
>thinks a pop song named the culture
Fuck off idiot
>>75983689
not england's anyway lmao
not a sport
>>75983689
What countries addresses are on the official responses?
wtf i love the scots now
>>75983929
Do you see Scotland having a say?
>>75983872
meant for you
>>75983929
>>75983929
>i couldn't possibly tell you, love London.
>>75983929
>>75984008
i love engalnd now
>>75982112
Link to sauce
>Glasgow
Fuck off
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3074009/britains-sauciest-secrets-revealed-thanks-to-search-engines-trending-tool-which-puts-sex-on-the-map/
>>75984081
and Englands always loved you!
"The history of the relationship between Portugal and Britain dates back to the Middle Ages. English Crusaders aided Portugal in the Reconquista, and after taking the city in 1147, the first King of Portugal Afonso Henriques made the Englishman Gilbert of Hastings the Bishop of Lisbon.[2] In 1373 the Kingdom of England signed the Anglo-Portuguese Alliance, the oldest alliance in the world still in force. The alliance was formalised by the Treaty of Windsor in 1386, and in 1387 Philippa of Lancaster, the daughter of John of Gaunt, 1st Duke of Lancaster, was married to John I of Portugal."
"During the late 16th century England found itself fighting against Spain which at this time was in personal union with Portugal. The English Armada was launched as part of this conflict in an attempt to restore Portuguese independence."
>>75984161
BTFO
>dick pics
>>75982112
ITT a scottish person posts a fake picture, get called out and it turns out the biggest city in Scotland enjoys pictures of dicks.
You used to be respected in England with the highland regiment but it turns out you're all cucks now who want to be bummed by Paki's and look at dicks.
Independence cannot come quick enough, your oil revenue is shit on the markets now and it's ran from London anyway.
You're ran by people named after fish or the spawn of fish.
Leave already and see if you can afford 10% of the tuition fees let alone the infostructure even before you import all the Pakis over.
>>75983929
that's a british address darling
>>75982112
That just reflects the ethnic demographics of the country, nothing weird about that.
>>75983929
literally says nothing about who owns the rigs.
what were you hoping when you posted this?
How do you call a person from the UK?
Asking for a friend in N. Ireland
>>75982172
Less disgusting than Blacked fetish porn. Blacked porn is the lowest of the low, and the white people who watch it should be killed.
>>75984551
>SW1A
>Cheshire
Was you born this retarded?
>>75982917
>granny fucks her uppity smoking emo chav grandchild with a strap on
>it's all in 2d
Fund it.
>>75984586
and??
that's the address of the Information Commision. doesn't mean anything
>>75984617
Are you that retarded?
>>75984566
>English answering the question.
>>75984660
why dont you expand upon what i'm missing
>>75984569
British unless he's a Catholic from N.I, then it's fenian scum mate.
>>75984827
>i live on a happy merry-go-round
>i want to leave Britain
>i want the British Queen as head of state
>i want the British pound as our currency
>i want the British oil sector
>i want all the benifits of the UK in europe even though i'm a different nation and expect Brussels to just allow us into the Union straight away
>I want Britian to hand over their part of their Army, the ones who signed up as Loyalists.
>>75983061
Professional lesbo porn is boring. The amateur stuff can be good, especially when the girls are really into it and aren't just poking each other with dildos.
>>75982112
There is literally nothing wrong with masturbating to brown women getting BBCed
>2014
Christ I knew Scots were dumb but I thought they'd at least mastered Google
https://www.pornhub.com/insights/united-kingdom-divided
Those multicultural searches are all from Leicester / Leeds, the most diverse areas in England
Sure is a lot of hatred from you cucks yet still you voted to stay under our control, pipe down lads
>>75982112
>brazilian
Fear us
>>75982172
literally nothing wrong with that :)
any stats on germany?
are we really into piss?
>>75982934
That we're not in 1st on that list speaks volumes about a lot of Eastern Europe and South
>>75982921
>old men watch old women porn
scotts are disgusting
>>75986236
yeah. The scat thing is a just a meme, the piss thing, unfortunately, is very true.
>>75986820
Maybe Germans don't watch it the most but I'm pretty sure they produce most of it.
>>75986820
This is untrue, i went into a porn shop in Bremen 8 years ago and there was a shit porn section.
>>75986820
Oh really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbp-c1czB90
>>75986820
>>75982934
>chile
what the fuck
am i surrounded by degenerates
>>75987824
It's for British tourists.
Seriously though, considering how adamant brits are on this stereotype it's baffling how popular shiteporn is on monkey island. Perfidious Albion.
>>75983550
>96% white scottish
MY FUCKING EYES
i'd rather get fucked by muslims than have 96% ugly shits running around yelling >6-6'3-3 b-blue e-eyed a-aryan r-race g-guys........
Britain pls
>>75988774
>damage contol
Shit porn is not a thing on the monkey islands.
>British tourists
Try again Hans, no one visits Germany apart from the Army. That's it.
>>75988925
This is bullshit.
Germany
>5 hentai
>>75982934
Every day I see a picture that increases my hatred for this shithole.
>thread has been for 10 hours
I'm not sure what to think
>>75982112
>no rope play anywhere
Everyone is plebs but me.
>>75988925
Do Germans also call it scat porn or do you have your own phrase for it? Maybe you should add that too.
>>75983206
>>75986272
We'll done you fucking nonces, you're an embarrasment to the Anglo nations
>>75988931
It's not a thing among monkey island porn producers because kiddie fiddling is the only legal deviancy in proddy land, but it is very much a thing in british browser histories.
Also >british humor
You'd think a "seriously though" would clarify that the statement before was in jest.
Tiny dick anglo getting all riled up when tasting his own medicine. Weak display.
>>75983061
>he only enjoys porn if there's a dick involved in there
What a faggot
fair play to the mods for letting this last so long.
more of this sort of thing
scotcucks will never not be pathetic
i feel sorry for you all
>>75989441
>do you have your own phrase for it
no, not really. One of the reasons why german porn dialogue is the most autistic in the world is that we don't have typical "porn phrases" and therefore it's a wacky mix of german and extremely bad pronounced engish.
>>75989480
Seriously though
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/729782/Germany-no-go-police-afraid-lawless-areas-migrants-rule
>>75989594
Sheeeeiiiiit, it's like Birmingham in here!
>>75989621
I cannot remember England inviting a million muslims over and getting rekt every week though
>>75986236
Germans are into whatever Turks like
>>75989805
kek
>>75989756
You must've gotten alzheimer's after Churchill sold your empire then, because that's what's been happening these last decades.
>>75989594
how the fuck did Germany go from being so strong to the weakest in70 years?
>>75989805
>China
kek
>>75989868
Well, how did you, oh former ruler of waves?
>>75989847
no the colonials got invited over to rebuild, but not a fucking million in one year.
>german cops carry automatic weapons
>then hide
>>75989870
do you know where china is?
>>75989899
well it was over 200 and we're no where as bad as you
>>75989923
The child prostitution scene must've been in utter shambles if it required pakistanis to rebuild it.
>>75989983
Really
http://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/world-economy/cologne-is-every-day-europes-rape-epidemic/news-story/e2e618e17ad4400b5ed65045e65e141d
>>75989959
yes but you apparently don't. Here is a little geogaphy lesson: See the country where "lesbian" is written on the bottom? That's Iran. The country to the east of Iran coloured in a red shade is Afghanistan. On the border with Afghanistan's wang on the north-east is China (the country coloured yellow).
You're welcome to do more for your education.
>all the Englels getting so fucking triggered by this thread
LOVING EVERY LAUGH
>>75990070
again see
>>75989184
fucking retard
>>75989847
good job on catching up though
haha we're all FUCKED
>>75990148
Are you really that pissed that you didn't know where China is?
>>75990148
Are you clinically retarded?
>>75990114
You get bang out ages ago, so keep stum and fuck off back into your cave fenian scum.
>>75990190
I agree. We're neck deep in the same shit and do nothing but fling it at each other.
inb4 scat jokes
>>75990114
vote leave and fuck off skaghead
the internet is for porn haha only oldfags will remember that song
>>75982386
>British
>>75990247
What are you even attempting to say you illiterate spastic
>>75990263
divide and conquer m8
>>75982704
>OI LUV GIT UR GNASHER AREOUND MAH KNOB
>FOOKIN ELL M8
>NAWW LICK MY BUMHOLE YU DIRTY SLAG
>>75990212
>>75990194
I did actually miss China i thought you where talking about kazakhstan and dicks, quick of the mark.
>Czech
female friendly
>/sp/ - Sports
>>75990316
You got banged out ages ago (in this thread)
I've been drinking but i know you got the jist anyway.
Bbb
>>75982773
THIS
POV is the fucking goat
for me. it's JAV
>>75990583
Patrician. Bonus points if you mute their squeeling.
>>75990602
>Not jerking off to what sounds like a girl being mutilated with a chainsaw
>>75990270
Why would we do that when we get so many gibs from you? You pay our deficit, take our share of immigrants and have to constantly entertain our cheeky calls for independence. Why would we ever leave?
>>75990791
alright you can stay just fucking shut up REEEEEEEE
>>75988925
>norway that high
HELP
>>75982934
>Chile that high
JUST
>>75990834
It's called a Boston steamer for a reason, keeps you warm on them cold days.
Mixed race girls are the best though
>>75982639
>Anal
What a massive pleb
>janitor deletes powerrankings
>leaves this post up
what did he mean by this
>>75990114
funny isn't lad.
they get S E E E E E T H I N G at fucking nothing
So this is the first time I've been to /sp/ since like 2012 or so, nice to see the shitposting is exactly the same.
Where's the Mila Kunis Feet Powerranking thread tho???
best /sp/ thread there's been in ages
thank you based mods
i've always said, once an off-topic thread gets over 50 replies, it should be allowed to stay for good.
>>75991105
>ywncomkf
>england 12% less white than Scotland
L M A O
M
A
O
>>75991156
PIPER ALPHA BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
>>75991119
What happened to:
>anime chelsea manager trip
>bog sim
>UTV (I know about the philmarrilion)
>>75991105
>So this is the first time I've been to /sp/ since like 2012 or so, nice to see the shitposting is exactly the same.
nope, this thread is once in a generation
mods are fun-killing scum thesedays
>>75991062
Maybe we're moving back to old /sp/.
>>75991156
Makes sense that fewer people from outside of Scotland want to be in Scotland
>>75982934
Who is retarded enough to look for cartoon porn in pornhub?
>>75995750
Where do you look for it, degenerate?
why is this thread still up lmao
>>75987870
>Essen der scheiße!
>Okey dokey!
Topkek