/mlb/ - Another K****** Edition

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>yaks

darvish is ELITE

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R

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rags

the last thread was terrible, let's play nice

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>>75981412
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>>75981377
Divine

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Wow, I can't wait for the Mets to lose AGAIN!

Can we have at least 1 thread without Dodgers-Giants shitposting?

>>75981547
i dunno man there's a few people here who are really obsessed with the giants

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Taking the series today desu

>>75981578
neat brim

>>75981581
Yeah, kinda want one myself.

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>>75981465

You're not alone in your misery.

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DIAMONDSNEKS!

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It's >our year, Baby.
>chris cornell :(

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>>75981578
I hope so

>Sickening news: Source confirms that #Marlins' Jose Fernandez was killed in boating accident. Statement coming from club shortly.

>When you're so delusional you think everyone is frothing at the mouth over a career choker who is certifiably worse than David price in October

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1stros

Mexicans make the worst generals

>>75982079
>@realDonaldTrump Donald J. Trump verified account 54 min ago
>Yordano Ventura is dead!

>>75982106
another one

Chris Cornell just died rip

>the Braves are second in the NL East
What the fuck happened to the East?

>>75982391
Trump curse m

>>75982398
As it turns out Bryce Harper is a good baseball player and the mest weren't actually the greatest rotation of all time. Who would have known right?

>>75982391

I fucking looked up to him growing up. I was obsessed with Audioslave.

Fucking Mariners better win today.

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>>75981465
>>75981589

Holy fuck, Prince is dead

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have we found /our/ hombré?

How can both Central divisions be so fucking bad?

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Ok marlins quit sucking dicc and start winning some games.

>>75983031
Indians and Cubs suck

I am just amazed at how little shitposting has come from Red Sox fans this season.

Will that change after LeBron dicks the Celtics?

>>75981367
If Kerhaw and Bumgarner switched teams who would have the better career? Kershaw would have a better ERA than he already does, but would he have a ring? I think yes. I don't know if Bumgarner can carry a team like Kershaw does.

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>Garrity was a lifelong Cubs fan, according to his social media accounts, and was a manager at Heineken, based on his LinkedIn account

http://amp.usatoday.com/story/101822766/

Your thoughts?
Rest in piss or rest in peace?

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What did he mean by this last tweet before he died?

>>75983188
What Kershaw does is inherently more impressive and rare than what Bumgarner has done.

A literal who like Colby Lewis has notoriously been great in the postseason, but nobody is ever going to remember him because he was never anything special except in the playoffs. Bumgarner has had good regular season stats to go along with his dominant postseason stats so he'll be remembered, but not the the extent that Kershaw will.

NL has no other really competition for Cy this year now that Thor's out. This will be number four for the GOAT.

>>75983556
>Thor
Syndershit was never a candidate. It was just Max and maybe Dumbshit. It's too early this season but Greinke and Cole look good, although Kershaw is likely to win more games than both with a lower ERA so his competition will be Max.

>>75983414
he saw seattle's dl list and decided it was enough

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>red sox were going to have to leave immediately after the game to catch a flight to the next game
>game goes into extra innings
>ends at like 1 AM

So we are going to lose this next series pretty hard I'm guessing.

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RIP Cubs "Dynasty"

2016 - 2016

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>sox game ended at 1am last night
>sox game starts at 10PM tonight

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>day game
Cool I get to sleep tonight

>>75983524
>Remembered as a choker
>Remembered as clutch as fuck with rings to prove it

Yeah what a tough decision

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>Papi called the union who clarified his name was on the list, and every media outlet reported it as "Papi and the union confirmed he failed a test".
>But then the player's union held a press conference and stated that some of the names on the list were being watched because of power numbers but never failed a test.
>And years later the media ignores the clarification and only reports that he is a known cheater even though they can't point to a single failed test.

Really makes me think

>not taking steroids
>not playing every game wired on amphetamines
>not stealing signs from second base
>not corking your bat

it's like you don't even want to win. pathetic.

What are the 'unwritten rules'
>no bat flips
>no excessively long HR trots
>don't cross the mound
>for some its jump over the foul line between innings
>dont steal when up 6-ish or more runs
>hit one of ours, we hit one of yours

>>75983996
Don't swing at the first pitch after a pitcher gives up back-to-back home runs

>>75983973
>>not stealing signs from second base

I'll never understand this. Like watching a game at home, you sometimes hear the announcer go "here comes a fastball". Fans at home can identify some calls before the pitch. How is it 'frowned upon' for a runner to do it to alert the batter?

Kind of like playing football, when the QB releases it, the rest of the team calls 'ball' when its floating in air. Or in basketball, 'pick left/right'. How is it any different?

>>75983260
>rags

Excluding Nolan Ryan, Yu Darvish is literally the best pitcher in rags history, and he's not even HoF tier.

How do you exist 55 years as a franchise and not have even 1 HoF pitcher in your entire history who actually played for your team longer than 5 years?

>>75984130
What makes it even funnier is that Darvish will be in a Houston uniform by the end of July

>According to witnesses, a drunken Bush beat up a high school lacrosse player with a golf club while screaming, "I'm Matt fucking Bush!"

>>75984039
>How is it 'frowned upon' for a runner to do it to alert the batter?

It isn't though. Runners stealing signs has always been considered fair game, and the onus is on the catcher and pitcher to not let it happen.

The only thing that is frowned upon, and rightfully so, is somebody from outside the actual game communicating to batters what pitches are coming.

Baseball is literally a sport founded on finding ways to cheat.

The only reason overhand pitches are even allowed is because pitchers continually tested the limits of the rule with higher and higher side arm pitches until baseball finally realized it was futile to even try and enforce it anymore.

Astro fans, I need your input. Is Minute Maid in a part of town that would be safe enough for me to go to a night game by myself, or would I get stabbed trying to leave?

>>75984379

Stab rate is probably on par with anywhere downtown.

>>75984379
You will be lucky if you leave the park with just a stab wound. It's more likely that you will be stabbed multiple times on top of being mercilessly raped as its completely legal in the city of Houston to gay rape people as declared by Pooston's lesbian mayor.

>>75984473
Is that high? I've literally never been to Houston but I will be soon, so I'm trying to gauge what it will be like.

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>>75981412
>Letting a rookie hit a HR off you in the biggest game of your life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XbMhQPNI0E

>>75984159
Darvish is going to be traded to chicago whether you like it or not

>>75983996
Batflips are fine. Players just don't like it when literally nobodies do it.

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>>75984529
>win one of the worst divisions in recent history
>beat one of the most injured bullpens in MLB history
>beat THE most injured team to make it to a CS in MLB history
>beat another injured team missing two starting pitchers , relying on 3 rookies and triple A ptichers , two triple A catchers , the youngest outfield in WS history
>barely beat them to win a WS for the first time in 108 years
>thinks the cubs are the new yankees
kek fuck off you aren't important to anybody

>>75984379
If you stay on the 1st and 3rd base sides of the stadium you should be fine. There are a lot of homeless guys that like to hang out on the other side near the players' garage and union station areas.
Also, look for parking a few streets down towards the Dynamo stadium, near the bars and apartments. Sometimes you can park there for free and end up walking only like an extra 50 yards or so than if you paid $30+ for parking.

>>75984573
Where was there any mention that the cubs were the new yankees in my post?

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>>75984573
>>win one of the worst divisions in recent history

>Major League Baseball is investigating Kevin Pillar's possible use of a homophobic slur last night in exchange with Jason Motte.

baseball is the gayest sport in the world

>>75984596
no but everyone knows you faggos think so don't hide it

>>75984620
why are yanks so insecure? Is it because they have as many world series wins as the Cubs in the last 15 years?

>>75984618
>a blue jay at that
welp, he's going to a reeducation camp pretty soon never to be heard from again

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>>75984573
>Have the highest paid team in sports
>touted to have the greatest pitcher in MLB history
>Can't make the WS in 20+ years

Stay mad doyers fans

>>75984618
Watch the replay. He CLEARLY said something to Motte along the lines of "have fun playing in Arlington!"

>>75984618
I'm beginning to think Canadians are the main problem with all of this.

>>75984656
>last 15
you win won now you think you're big shots its embarrassing

this is your first chip EVER

I seen the yankees win 5 times and go to 7 WS

you JUST got to see the cubs GO to a WS and luckily win it yet every cub on social media thinks they're baseball royalty like us

get real

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>>75984701
man, you're not even trying anymore.

>>75984701
I'm not even a cubs fan you dumb yank, nice reddit spacing though

disabled people creep me out. it's mean but damn

>>75984743
it's okay i don't like red sox fans either

>>75984618
literally r*ddit the sport

>>75984618
Well, the sport had a good run but it's over now.

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>>75984824
>>75984819

>>75984618
Can't we just ban Canadian teams at this point

>>75981395
>Game of 400pct
Rangers really have a piss easy lineup.

>Padres
>Athletics
>Phillies

I expect Rangers collapse at Detroit Tigers.

>>75984492
>Houstons lesbian mayor
Where have you been we have a black mayor now who is cool as fuck.

Also off-day so I get to advance my MLB franchise in 2017 the show.

>Pillar 80 game suspension
>Donaldson DL
>Tulowitzki DL
>Happ DL
>Liriano DL
>Martin DL
>Pearce DL

>>75985295
And having to play in Canada, perhaps the greatest disability of them all

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>>75985313

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>>75985351

>>75985371
typical

>>75985351
>people who have been called that word walking down the street

about 10 years ago me and my friend would just cruise around, and he would always yell out the window FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG at other random kids.

The funny thing is, it's happened to both of us numerous times. It's funny.

>>75985351
Who cares. I call my best friends hosers and fags cause that's what normal people do.

Just a redditor in the wild

Livin' in a lonely world

I hear phillies minor league team is killing. Why are those players not moved up?

>>75985656
Probably eating losses for better draft picks before they build their GOAT team.

>>75985351
You have to go back

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Promised my little brother I'd take him to a phillies home game for his birthday.

I am still new to baseball. Any upcoming games you guys would recommend?

>>75985768
Phillies vs pirates

https://www.thestar.com/sports/bluejays/2017/05/18/pillar-should-be-suspended-for-homophobic-slur-griffin.html

Why are leafs such cucks?

>>75983996
Don't talk to a pitcher who is throwing a perfect game
>for some its jump over the foul line between innings
It's considered bad luck if you step on them

>>75985805
>Don't talk to a pitcher who is throwing a perfect game
This one makes perfect sense though.

>>75985803
the star is a liberal rag, always has been

>>75985351
>people who have been called that word at a real insult? people who have been called that word walking down the street or as they're getting their ass beat?
These are the biggest professional victims in the world. It's also a Bombston cuck so nothing surprising here. Fuck faggot enablers like him.

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>>75985803
Same philosophy the blue jays use too.

tfw day game clashes with tea time

>>75985793
That's not in philly sadly. We are nj not pa.

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mariners?

>>75985803
>forgetting about boston/orioles series
it was really like I was on reddit here

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A

MLB is implying that calling someone gay is an insult.
If they really wanted to avoid being "bigots," they should just let it slide.

>>75985939
they let the name "rangers" slide

>>75985927
FUCKIN FAGGOTS MAN

FUCK

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>>75985922

>>75985878
Damn. Just avoid these teams:
Nationals
Astros
Orioles
Rockies
Yankees

You should have good games otherwise. Phillies aren't doing so hot this year, so try for Athletics, Twins, Brewers, Angels, etc.

Love that this afternoon game frees up the evening for the Braves-Jays fracas

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>>75985977
raggots on suicide watch

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>tfw another off day

oh well, at least I know we won't lose again today. also it gives the Twins time to catch up in losses because we've played like 4 or 5 games more than them already

>>75985977
GOT EM

http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/culturesports/2017/05/18/0702000000AEN20170518006100315.html

F

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>Machado out of the lineup

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>>75985977
inb4
>"d-d-d-disastros will lose 90 g-games"

>>75986077
Chimpado out and more Triple A pitchers

if detroits loses this game then start the fire sale

>>75986077
>Caleb in
Might as well concede the game now detroit

Kevin Pillar is a homophobic bigot

>>75986116
this, fuck white people

this trout meme needs to end. tired of his dick sucking

>>75986112
>>75986114
>Zimmermann pitching

One team will get embarrassed today

o's vs tigers
>>75986301

>>75986288
You're living in the time of the eventual greatest player in history, and instead of savoring it you're just being salty and pouting in the corner.

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>tfw too intelligent for arcade league """baseball"""

Rumors of Gerrit Cole going to Houston. In the event of a HOU/WAS eries, that could be huge.

>>75986078
Hahahahahaha
My fucking sides

>>75986343
Love it when the lil fellas punch up at the big boys
It's like Europe vs the USA, you can thrash and cry and bitch but at the end of the day you ain't shit

>>75986409
As an Astro I have my fingers crossed for this acquisition.

>>75986296
>>75986296
>>75986296
>>75986296
>>75986296
>>75986296

>>75986116
this, fuck white people

>>75986409
>>75986446
As an Astro I have my fingers crossed for any good SP acquisition.

>>75986296
fuck you and fuck white people

i hope adam jones hits a home run cycle on that racist ass motherfucker

Why is MLB so white and straight? Fuck this shitty backwards league.

>>75986499
Get rid of Fiers
Get rid of Slipp
Do we even use Kemp?
1 Quality starting pitcher and 1 more good relief is all we need

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2707251-business-of-winning-the-most-successful-franchises-in-sports-history

Why are the Dodgers considered one of the most successful franchises in sports?

>>75986531
t. Jeff Passan

>>75986555
Don't downplay it as if it's not true, pasty ass motherfucker.

This league has a racism and homophobia problem. Were you not watching the sport the past 3 weeks?

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>>75986536
>>75986499
>>75986446
>>75986409
They're also looking at Tony Watson to replace Tony Sipp

>>75986553
>consistently good since McCourt left
>most attended team in baseball for 6 straight years
>most loyal fans in baseball , only went bankrupt because of McCourt and his decisions like not selling baseball hats for months and only selling hotdogs for weeks to "save money" in LA
what is not to like

WS is soon

Sipp

>>75986565
Also I'll add that this team has not one but 2 insensitive team names.

Do you really think this is necessary in the progressive word today?

This is why this sport lags behind in football and basketball, and it will be ignored accordingly and the subject of constructive criticism for years to come until you fix your shit.

>>75984618
Nice try, reddit
>>75984819
>>75984824
>leaf

>>75986635
If anything, baseball needs to be more inclusive to gays.

They are one of two pro sports to have not gotten behind the times with.

We as fans expect this to come into fruition.

It's people like you who are holding us back with this bigotry.

>>75986648
>force gays into a sport
>“lol bigot xDDDD“
Spoken like a true libcuck

>>75986648
Keep politics far the fuck away from baseball please. Especially this nu-politics of easily offended pussies who hate people for saying whop spook fag etc

Next time someone gets offended over petty shit, eject them from the stadium.

>>75984379
You'll be okay if you're just walking to the parking lot. Downtown isn't really that bad but the unlit areas have a ton of homeless people. We're trying to pass some laws to get rid of them though.

>>75986692
ACLU is trying to sue us for passing anti pan handling laws lmfao

>>75986688
>whop
wop, acronym for "without papers", like an illegal immigrant
look at your dumb ass learnin'

>>75986688
This.

>>75986573
>>75986536
>Watson
>Morton
>Cole
Houston Pirates? Lol reminds me of what all we gave the Phillies back in like, 2009/10

>>75986705
Point still stands

Preserve baseball, tell easily offended to fuck off or play football.

>>75986700
Really? It's my understanding that it's common and uncontroversial for cities to ban pan-handling.

The ALCU has become such a shitty partisan organization.

>>75986688
amen to that

>>75986810
You're right about ACLU being partisan. We need those laws badly though cause homeless like to take advantage of the hospitable nature of Houstonians.

Ignoring the ACLU, hopefully those laws help clean up downtown a bit.

Also
>off day

I want to watch some GOATstros baseball desu

>>75986721
Don't remind me of those awful days

>>75986856
Make an no-game gamethread

whats one broadcast team you dont like? whether it be the commentators or the design of the score board

for me its the nationals
shit broadcast crew and shit scoreboard design. fukn scust (srs)

secondly
cardinals broadcast. just cant stand the crew (not as much as the nats doe) fs is goat doe

>>75986901
The Rockies crew is arguably as bad as ESPN

>>75986901
red sox and mariners

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>playing THE SHOW new event
>down 2-0 in the 3rd
>give up a 3 run bomb
>offer concede
>guy doesnt accept
>i try to quit
>guy offers "concede"
>i immediately press accept
>i get the win
>guy messages me
>"YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I DIDNT HIT CONCEDE I HIT FRIENDLY QUIT FUCKING TRASH BRO"

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>75986927
ooooo i forgot about the mariners

theyre actually second n third is cards

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found this in a box of my old stuff back home. did any of you guys have these Upper Deck bobbleheads back in the day? they were pretty popular iirc

>>75986949
why he cryin

>>75986968
>mests

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>>75986968
he plays for the mets

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>>75986968

>>75986949
he's in the closet and wants to be free

>>75987024
The reason why the Mets suffer is because your organization allows that baseball-headed abomination to still live. End Mr. Met and you will win 22 WS in 29 years.

this noon game with it snowing outside is so comfy

>>75987062
you smoking the devils lettuce breh

>>75987117
don't smoke even though i live in the dude weed lmao state

>ervin santana has best ERA in baseball
>gives up 5 runs through 4

>>75986931
nice

>>75983047
Maybe we should just keep sucking to get a good draft pick. This season is looking like a crash and burn before a possible sale happens.

>>75987186
Even the juice can only do so much.

>>75987186
>best ERA in baseball

>>75987186
His ERA was 100% luck. BABIP of .128 coming into today.

>>75987264
and in come the saber nerds

lmao

you faggots is what is killing baseball

>>75987283
t. Ervin Santana

man I've even talked about this with my friends, faggot doesn't even imply gay colloquially, it's gone past that to just mean asshole loser

I mean i guess its kinda rude to call someone an asshole loser by implying theyre gay but come on its just banter lad

>>75987298
what did he say? I'm assuming he called Motte a "faggot"?

>>75987298
be a leaf in todays society brehs

>>75987298
>>75987314
>>75987319
I don't even know why this is a big deal and I'm a Barves fan. No one cares if you call someone a faggot.

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>Walk up to plate
Readjust batting gloves
>Foul a ball off
Readjust batting gloves
>Take a practice swing
Readjust batting gloves

>>75987298
weak

>>75987298
Jason Motte deserved to be called a fucking faggot for being absolute trash as a relief pitcher for the rockies

>>75987314
What the person using it means by it doesn't matter. It provides an opportunity for people to be offended, so they flock to it. They're literally addicted to it.

>Source: #Braves’ Freeman has a fractured left wrist. Expectation is that he will miss at least eight weeks.

>>75987298
oh my god is this fucking middle school.

faggot isn't even in the same galaxy of bigotry like nigger. Motte probably replied to his apology like "haha its ok man I dont care in the slightest ya dumb faggot"

>Source: #Braves’ Freeman has a fractured left wrist. Expectation is that he will miss at least eight weeks.

there will be blood today

>>75987379
>>75987391
>having breakout, MVP-tier start to season
>break wrist turning into a pitch
that sucks

>>75987379
>>75987391
brawlbrawlbrawlbrawlbrawlbrawlbrawlbrawlbrawl

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>>75987379

>>75987298
"It was just banter, ffs"

>>75987379
>>75987391
if theres no fight it will be such a letdown

apologizing is for faggots

tfw america being pussified

what went wrong bros?

>>75987496
Literally why should they even make him apologize? I've called people much worse things than "faggot" when I played baseball. I'm a Barves fan too so it doesn't even bother me.

>>75987379
Serves him right for crowding the plate

>>75987527
its just leafs

makes me wonder how many times I've called people faggots in the last week let alone month. I even call my gay friends big dumb faggots as banter and they couldn't give a shit

>>75987565
faggot

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Give prospects

>>75987571
ya well fuck you too faggot

>>75987582
I'll give you a couple of AAA prospects if you give me Justin Verlander.

Kek Amir Garrett BTFO by Le strikeout man

>>75987596
Yeah you can have Verlander and anibal sanchez for good prospects

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Should just call people a baka instead

>Will be seeing the Barves on Tuesday
>Freeman is probably my favorite player who isn't on >my team
>He's kill
fug

Is "faggot" just as bad as "nigger" now? Why are people on lebbit and Twitter treating Pillar like he's the anti-christ?

>>75987586
i bet youd like that, homo

>>75987553
Fuck off and go polish Jabals knob on Jackie Robinson day that all of baseball has to do, remember the last sox and o's series you'd think Boston fans were literally bulldozing every brown faced person they into mass graves the way your media reacted

>>75987553
>an American player on a Canadian team talks harmless banter to an American on an American team and the American organization hysterically cracks down on him
>this is canada's fault

>>75987642
I don't know. I'd rather both teams just nut up and fight like men instead of pussying out. Just charge the mound and throw fucking punches.

>>75987647
>homo

alright you just crossed the line faggot

>yankees are the classiest team in the AL east
what happened?

>>75987642
We've given up too much power to the gays tbqh. Whether it was pretending their thoughts mattered or just ignoring them they've grown like the plague and now it's not cool to not care

>Jays players all going through the painful process of realizing they are going to miss the playoffs

This frustrations only going to crest if they keep getting BTFO in Baltimore and against Texas next week

Was it picked up by a broadcast mic or something? Either way it should stay on the field. This overreaction is why people call faggots faggots.

>>75987705
well lets go down the list shall we?
>orioles
literally a baltimore team so thugs are to be expected
>red sox
its boston so no class there
>blue jays
toronto is the edgiest city in canada
>rays
neglect can cause people to act out
>yankees
you guys are pieces of shit too but not so far this year

>>75987730
I assume you could tell what he was saying from him mouthing it.

>>75987670
Hopefully Marcus "the Duke" Stroman himself shatters Tehrans elbow with a fast ball and while he's rolling around on the ground like a bitch all the people calling for blood will get what they wanted and immediately start bitching about how classless it was and maybe we'll see more then a slow dance in the infield like most of the fake tough guy diva baseball players are accustomed too

>>75987770
That's pretty edgy dude. You're not supposed to kill players lol.

>>75987770
if that happened terry pendleton would beat stroman to death with a bat and i think i'm only half memeing here

>>75987770
>this faggot who keeps whining about how un-manly and pussified the team is on a chinese cartoon forum from his basement

cool your jets machimpo grown men don't just start swinging at each other the moment they feel the tiniest bit of antagonism

im glad we don't have a team of chimpy hotheads

>blue jays fans decide to start posting again because one of their players swore

>>75987817
He is clearly a /hoc/ shitter based on his language. Baseball is a gentleman's game, not a fist-fighting competition. Although defending your players is okay though.

If Jung-Ho Kang played on the Yankees he'd be in today's line-up.

>>75987817
>there will be blood today
Just a couple posts up, It's literally what all you reddituer faggots are calling for.
> tiniest bit of antagonism
what you mean like accidentally hitting somebody with an inside pitch while they swung at it?

>>75987875
Isn't he still serving his DUI in Korea?

Do baseball players basically not have a life during the season since they play nearly every single day?

Do you think players find playing in front of half empty stadiums depressing or relaxing?

>>75987944
If the team is bad I guess they don't mind, but if it's like the Indians and they are decent it must be really disheartening.

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>>75987621
>Should just call people a baka instead
Marinyas-senpai has a point.

>>75987939
essentially yes. not to mention they have curfews and have to report to ballpark hours before games start lol they're treated like children

>>75987939
they hang out all day with their basebros, eat with them, do stuff with them. Just think of players like matt harvey who got in trouble for clubbing with a curfew or Jose Fernandez who got in trouble for drinking on a boat trip

Your daily reminder that Josh Hamilton literally killed a fan in cold blood.

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Why did the White Sox let him go again?

>>75987882
I have no idea what kind of point or response you're trying to make

>>75988029
Why do the White Sox do anything?

>>75988029
>>75988057
If one wrote a book with every stupid thing the White Sox did in it, it would have no less than 1 billion pages at minimum.

>>75987901
He just lost his appeal for the suspension (8 months, suspended for 2 yrs; won't actually be in jail if clean for 2 yrs).

Thing is, from my understanding, Korea doesn't give a shit if he leaves the country to play here. It's the U.S. government denying him a Visa application, not even for the penalty, but the fact that he was convicted of a crime (for the third time).

The irony here is that his replacement, David Freese, also has 3 DUI's, so obviously MLB doesn't care about them enough to protect their image. I'm sure they'd go out of their way to somehow get Kang a Visa if he played for a big market team. As it stands he's likely not playing for anybody for at least two years.

>>75987998
>Your daily reminder that Josh Hamilton literally killed a fan in cold blood.

How many strikes away were they again? 1?

>>75987998
and now he's out of the league probably still slowly killing himself lmao

>>75988101
>>75988133
Who do you think will wind up in jail again sooner, Matt fucking Bush or Josh Hamilton?

>>75988043
Cause you're a fucking moron pajeet. I'm bored you kiddo.

>>75987338
what did le short hitter mang mean buy this

>>75988168
>Matt fucking Bush or Josh Hamilton?

Matt Bush desu

>>75987939
starting pitchers have plenty of free time at least, you often hear about them going golfing or some shit on their off days

>>75988168
bush. hamilton will be found overdosed in some bar and that'll be it

>>75988029
He was shit.

>>75988176
great now back to /hoc/

faggot

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Ayyy

>>75988377
>hamilton will be found overdosed in some bar and that'll be it

speaking of gameplay injuries wasn't there a lady who got stabbed in the neck with a broken bat or something?

>Harper 0-4 with 3 strike outs
Is it time for the regularly scheduled Harper collapse?

>>75988462
I think there were several people who have been stabbed/impaled with a broken bat over the years.

more like jah SHAMilton

>>75988486
>I think there were several people who have been stabbed/impaled with a broken bat over the years.

Physics; the hidden assassin

>>75988483
>you now remember him getting SHOOK after that Cubs series where he walked like 10 times and was mediocre the rest of the season

>>75988483
yes which means the early favorite for nl mvp is freem.... never mind.

>>75988514
He was injured you dork

Now he's back and is the best player in baseball just like he always was

>>75988534
Zim Zam is unironically the MVP right now

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>mfw the NL doesn't even have an MVP this year because their players aren't as good
>mfw AL gets a 2nd MVP award to give to the best player not named Trout

>>75988592
>mfw AL gets a 2nd MVP award to give to the best player not named Trout

Mike Trout with the Angels is wasted potential.

Did the mic pick up him saying faggot or something or did the pitcher tattle? leafs are cucked

>>75988592
9 out of the top 15 position players in WAR are from the NL.

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Looks like we taking this series easy, gonna grab that broom tonight

>>75987418
>Freddy Freeman
<breakout season
He's literally been a top 10 MVP candidate for years. Shut the fuck already dumb faggots like you who don't watch the game need to shut the fuck up. He's been great for YEARS. He's not breaking out. Fucking idiot

>>75988610
>tfw he stays on the angels in a Pujols-esque contract to rot away his legacy

>>75988644
Who are they?

>>75988679
>top 10
And this season he was playing like a top 1.

>>75988644
>play most of their games against other NL teams
>have better stats
hey wow

>>75988682
>tfw he stays on the angels in a Pujols-esque contract to rot away his legacy
baseball gods weep

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>>75987496
fuck white people

>>75988714
I bet that kid doesn't even own a team soda can. Fucking bandwagon faggot

>>75988679
why u heff 2 b mad

>>75988714
baseball in canada was a mistake

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>>75988682
>>75988713
not so fast

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>>75987496
pathetic

>>75988759
>This is woefully inadequate
Next they'll be calling for his head.

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>>75988752
d-don't play with my heartstrings strobro

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this

>>75988759
>Homo supremacist
lolwut

>>75988759
>Homo Supremacist
kek

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>>75988759
>>75988811
This is some real funny stuff

The thread was better before the disastro cancer appeared?
Where where these fans exactly 366 days ago?

>>75988714
>>75988759
>>75988811
>>>/tumblr/

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she's got it right

>>75988852
punching a hole in the wall
not even kidding

>>75988811
Faggot
>>75988714
Faggot

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>>75988759
>Homo Supremacist
My sides

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>>75988869
>future social worker

>>75986909
Hate them all except for Goodman. Sometimes I feel bad for him.

>>75988869
I'll fuck you till you love me faggot

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hopefully a suspension is coming

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>>75988852
>The thread was better before the disastro cancer appeared?
smells like a >rag

>>75988592
NL with give their mvp to a pitcher again for doing well in a pitcher's park against rubbish teams with a free out every 3rd inning

>>75988869
>they/them
I don't want to resort to violence to these people.. but I want to beat them with a metal pipe

>>75988923
>(((Shapiro))) suspending a fellow kike
Don't get your hopes up, Keith

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>Phillies

>>75988945
Oí! I know it a bit of a meme to hate on Kershaw but 2014 was one of the greatest seasons in the history of the sport

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>>75988759
lel

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>>75988759
>>75989005
can't make this up brehs

>>75988811
>I hope they kicked him off the team

Do they think they're playing fucking high school ball?

>>75988731
is onlee game