/heem/ Double Bird edition

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first for joe

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>>75978644
Alright how's this.

I can't add the cap because that gets rid of the hood. And if I get rid of the hood it's practically not hoodieCHAD anymore

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>>75979230
Fixed dimensions

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Conor has more kids than title defenses

>>75979230
meh, good enough

>>75979252
I'm honestly baffeld at how poorly frankie did in that fight. He had way less to offer than he did the second time, which is werid because I honestly feel like he is better than he used to be. Do you think he was just mentally defeated?

>>75979230
Thank you. Youre doing gods work

>>75979247
based

>>75979252
>>75979288
its too bad we will never see Edgar vs Conor, that would be a fun fight

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>>75979338
Oi'll butcher from de bottom yea'

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>>75979268
>>75979314
>>75979318
I could do a sad hoodieCHAD too desu but don't know
I was thinking something like a Fight Kit version but I got this far and can't really do anything else because I'm not good with this stuff. Most I can do is add some more pics onto the hoodie like a fighter face

These are all based off some template some other guy made anyway

>>75979288
He was supposedly dealing with an injured knee, but I think the bigger factor is that he spent too much time chasing Aldo instead of trying to force him to lead. Edgar did his best work on the counter in the first fight, so he should've been working on a strategy to force that kind of fight. Instead he completely abandoned the idea, whereas Aldo had made adjustments to his strategy to force Edgar to lead.

I think that's perhaps the worst fight plan of Edgar's career.

>>75979288

He did ok in small bursts, but I think he got extremely demoralized after realizing Aldo was doing way better than their first fight, and he had absolutely nothing. Their first fight he got like 2 takedowns and landed some good shots, but in the rematch he got zero takedowns and landed like 1 good punch. Crazy to watch that fight, then watch the Yair fight.

>>75979364

Yeah but Frankie also had a torn groin for the Stephens fight but completely dominated aside from that one kick

>>75979364
>>75979368
honestly i would like to see a third fight between them. If Edgar shows up with a smarter gameplan and the same mentality he had against Yair, I think he could finally pull it of

>>75979396
>a third fight
please no

>>75979362
I like the fightkit idea but it needs a reebok logo

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>>75979439

topkek

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Lol sclub BTFO on TUF Talk

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>>75979439
>I think you'd be surprised

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since we are talking about high level match ups, does anyone else still feel a little sting when they think of how we lost Ferguson/nurmy to a goddamn desert?

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>>75979439
HAHAHA fuck

>>75979527
Is the tiramisu thing real or a meme? What was the original source on that?

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>>75979527
we must never speak of this again, it's just too painful

UFC 212 extended preview

https://youtu.be/ORCkAc2DxVc

It's actually pretty good

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>>75979604
"Your conditioning sucks"
Fergi fucking knew it too. Godamn i wanted that so badly

>>75979616
>no mention of famous burger

I missed TUF tonight.

Is it worth going back to watch?

>>75979561
Road to the Octagon UFC 209

Khabib is out eating at a restaurant and talks about how Russians always eat dessert/Tiramisu or some shit like that before the actual main course itself. There's nothing that shows him directly eating it but everyone at the table looks like they got tiramisu and Khabib can be seen licking his spoon seconds after he says the tiramisu line

He's missed weight before and has always talked about how his weight cuts are shitty and big

What are some female MMA fighters who definitely enjoy anal penetration?

>>75979664
Meh, not particularly. Next week is looking spicy though with Bang and Ramsey

>>75979695
Who fought and which team won?

>>75979697
Hassan (Garbage) vs Lima (Dilly)
Lima won by decision
skip the episode honestly

>>75979724
Thanks. Team Cody getting humiliated.

>>75979694
All of them, you weirdo.

>>75979616
>At UFC 212, people can expect a much more aggressive Aldo than they've seen before
Hasn't Aldo said this before every fight for the past 5 years?

what happens to UFC 212 if Aldo or Holloway gets injured?

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UFC just released this poster so Cody TJ is still on I guess

>>75979770
It turns into UFC 151

>>75979770
Holloway Fwonkie interim interim title fight

>>75979734
Next week Ramesy Nijim (TJ) is fighting Let Me Bang Bro (Cody)

Garbage going 0-6 kek

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>>75979784
I am unironically super excited for MJ vs Gaethje

Dana just said on the Cavs-Celtics post game show that Conor's side of the Floyd fight is done

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>>75979817

>>75979804
Edgar would be foolish to take that fight. Short notice against Holloway is a bad idea to begin with, but Edgar should be hoping Max beats Aldo.

If Edgar's jumping into any fight, it should be the Dillashaw bout.

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>>75979252
jose has more pullouts than conor does with dee

>>75979784
havent they also relased a poster for 213 in the last few days without cody/tj on it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TANftlj9hE4
live

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Goobs--Mayweather - here's how it'll go:

Mayweather camp insist Conor have a big fight before they will finalize.
A fight against GSP.

Conor will lose.

And that night or the next day Mayweather will say to reports, "Am I fighting who? Conrad who? Who? He has no star power. I'm Floyd Mayweather. What's his name again? Never heard of him. Nobody ever heard of him. I'm Floyd Mayweather, man. You ask me if I'm fighting scrubs? Come on, man."

And days later, it will finally dawn on Dana that this whole thing has always been about Mayweather boosting his brand, and nothing else.
There was never going to be a fight - not with Mayweather.

Mayweather's entire game was to boost his brand, to wreck Conor's career, and to put a hole in the UFC's tire.
But mostly to boost his brand, the other shit was just for fun.

>>75979861
EVERYONE GET IN HERE FOR MEMES

>>75979864
>wearing over the ear headphones to the gym

what an idiot

>>75979864
why do you need to boost your brand when you are a 40 yr old boxer worth 100's of millions

>>75979903
>wearing in-ear pods
>wanting tinnitus

KEK!

>>75979958
>caring about your health
fag

floyd will seriously consider the fight when the next IRS bill inevitably comes and he finds himself 20M short of making them go away despite banking 100s of millions in his career

>>75979955
in case you're not trolling:
http://themoneyteam.com/

>>75979986
he's done this twice now BTW

>>75979230
>>75979247
>>75979362
its nice to see someone using my template :). is that the png or the svg?

Is Jose Aldo indigenous? He looks Asian or Mexican sometimes

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Shit I goofed

>>75979247
Sad hoodieCHAD

>>75979424
I'm not sure it'd look much better even with that desu

>>75980020
.png, your template is legit great mate. You a regular /heem/ster or just managed to see the post?

>>75980109
ye, heem is the only thing i really come to 4chan for. i do the event predictions and the calendar here. i did those requests threads when i got bored. i'll do another one when i get time. im gonna try and use /nfl/ when the season comes back around to do weekly predictions there too

>>75980069
Not sure what you're seeing.

He looks plain old Famous to me.

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>>75980109
>>75979247
I think this is more memey, so I edited it

>>75980179
Ah right I should have figured it was you doing the templates, given you've made a few for /heem/ too. Those threads you do are pretty cool, you're a top lad. Nice contributions 2bh, both inside and outside of /heem/

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>>75979167
Raising CTE Awareness

>>75979958
>wanting tinnitus
That can happen with any source of music if the volume is too loud and the period of exposure to the sound is long.

>>75980352
yooo Pajeet who are some of your favorite female fighters?

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>>75980400
Agreed

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>>75980324
delete hoodie and add this

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>>75980416
This good? Now we have sadCHAD, happyCHAD and smugCHAD
>>75980324
>>75980109

>>75980486
Beautiful work champ

>>75980392
I not a big MMA fan. I was just lurking here.
Although I think I wouldn't watch female MMA because it would be crap like any other female sport.

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Jamie Varner is a big baller

Are YOU a big baller, /heem/?

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>>75980504
You are welcome to post here whenever Mr. Pajeet sir

>tfw shit hips
>hard time pivoting when throwing a hook
>coah always shakes his head in disgust

so how do people actually get into this shit even at an amateur level?

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>>75980504
Wtf I love India now

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>>75980486
>>75980501
Slightly cleaner

>>75980537
Can you do some glasses or should it be left as is?

>>75980532
easy in America. Go to your local MMA gym,or BJJ school, or boxing gym, or kickboxing gym. Train network, train, ask your coaches you wanna step up and boom

>>75980512
>>75980533
t-thanks

>>75980548
Any fighter you like to watch?

>>75980558
I was watching some mma videos and this one Bas Rutten video got me hyped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiGQIh-6Kdo

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>>75980580
>he likes Bas
You're alright guy, watch some old pride fights on youtube like Wanderlei Silva or Mirko cro cop. Enjoy the dank heems

>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eTW0dF-zLl8

>>75979784
literally who is this gathje faggot? stop main eventing shows with euroWHOs ffs

Hello, where is the Ronda?

>>75980580
you should stick around for the next card

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>>75980629

>>75980537
you da real mvp

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>>75980580
how close to bangladesh are you?

we have a fight here lads

>>75980330
Totally worth the 2,500 reebok bonus

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>>75980543
Had a quick stab
Not great desu maybe someone else can do better, changed the hand a bit too

>Paul Daley is +270 against Rory

Is Rory's nose going to be a factor in a three round fight?

>>75980690
Is this supposed to be Big Pigg, or Hoodiebro?

>>75980619
Pride is the one with the square ring, isn't it? That shit used to come on cable tv here 10 years back. I used to watch it with my bro. There was this one white guy I remember who won a particular tournament or something. He was tall, didn't really have much muscle and was a heavyweight most probably. I can't remember his name. I used to call him anesthesia because he wasn't that explosive, but used to slowly wear down his opponents with jabs and whatnot.

>>75980644
Were can I get more info?

>>75980674
Pretty fucking far thank God. I'm from Delhi.

>>75980705
Keep lurking and you'll get stream links for events on the OP schedule

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>>75980699
kek, hoodieCHAD but without the hoodie it's not the same 2bh
I prefer this one >>75980324 personally, edited it a bit again but don't think it's any better

>>75980722
sad chad hand update?

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>>75980732
Didn't bother because didn't think anyone would want it lel
This good?

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>>75980762
thanks senpai, these are pretty gud

>>75979252
Any chance Max beats mexican cartel Aldo? I don't see it.

>>75980773
nope, don aldo is on a ngannou level

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>>75980773
Nope, and how the fuck is Aldo only -130? I need to remortgage my house for this.

>>75980782
kek'd, took me a second

>>75980773
The best path to beating Aldo is to outwork and outbox him. Max's skillset gives him a better chance than most, despite lacking Conor's power.

I'm having a hard time envisioning how their fight will play out. I expect Aldo will work takedowns if he can, but Max has shown pretty good tdd in recent fights.

>>75980805
>The best path to beating Aldo is to outwork and outbox him.

What are you basing this on? Just general problems that MT fighters have generally had with boxers?

>>75980831
The fact that he's shown more vulnerability to punches than kicks in his fights, and more vulnerability to any kind of strike than to wrestling. He's been somewhat open to leg kicks in the past too, but most fighters don't come out better off getting into a leg kicking war with Aldo.

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>>75980674
>Trying to set Pajeet up to get choked the fuck out by Bangladeshbro, a guy who hunts feral dogs for a living

Jesus.

>>75980891
holy shit I forgot Jacapoo even existed, I don't think anyone has ever been so permaFLUSH'd

>>75980891
bangbro is a manlet, poobro has a chance

>>75980914

And then you remembered johny hendricks

>>75980914
he should take a page out of Maia and strike less

>>75980927
Bigg Pigg is back to three steaks MINIMUM at MW. He's going to demolish Tim Pooetsch.

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>>75980927
>implying 6 steaks a day hendricks isn't coming for that middleweight strap

>>75980699
Watch as Daley wins by dropping Rory with an uppercut

>>75980330
>Schaub on the right

what weight would you guys fight at

im 6'2 190 or so and pretty lean, would make that Rory Mac type cut to 170

literally cody garbrandt mode

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>>75980941
>mfw 6 steaks a day Johny vs. 6 burritos a day Kelvin @ 185

>>75980926
>poobro has a chance
I don't think so.

>>75981030
5'11 68kgs (150 pounds)
Which division do I get?
>inb4 malnourished

stipe vs ngannou anyone?

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>>75981063
>poo is taller than you

>>75981063
150lbs you'd probably be a bantamweight but at 5'11 you'd be a very tall bantamweight

>>75981072
Let me tell you something. I've been watching this sport for 20 years and no fighter has ever impressed me as much as Ngannou has. I've seen all the greatest. I've seen 200 PPVs. I've seen it all man. Ngannou has that something special that I've only seen in very few fighters. Fighters that are sitting in the Hall of Fame right now. Fighters that kids and men aspire to be. Ngannou is special let me tell ya.

Can you headbutt a dude to the stomach in the UFC?

>>75981156
no, number 1 on the list of fouls in the unified rules of mma is 'butting with the head'

>>75981165
serra won

Mcgoat bout to heem that manlet

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Why people even care about DC vs Jones when my boy Johansonn is gonna heem either one?

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>>75981343
I love you all


please buy my weed

>>75981365
>w-where's h-henry?

>>75981365
He's a smart man.

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I can already see the DC vs Jones. DC on top of Jones, one hand on his neck, other one punching his face, and DC saying between punches

>are you back, jon?
>are you really?
>are you back?

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>>75981460
I can already see the DC vs Jones, Jones on back of DC, arm under his chin and Jon saying as he squeezes the choke

>hey pussy are you still there ?

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L O W K E Y

>>75981519
more like down low

>>75981555
mad cuz? mad cause your mom's a fan cuz?

how many pullups and dips can you do?

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>>75981611

>>75981619
are you really that fat that you can't even do a single pullup or dip LOL?

>>75981611
15 pull ups, probabaly 20 dips

Conor has signed the contract for the fight vs Floyd

https://youtu.be/RKDjGyMGVe0

>>75981622
5'9 like 173, lost like 40 lbs then fell off and put on some back. give me some motivation bro.

never really did dips but reckon I can do some, pull ups on the other hand kek

>>75981631
will they have mma fights in the undercard or will it be strictly boxing?

>>75981631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_YNfKf074Q

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>>75981451
Will Rumble come back to mma if his weed shop bankrupts ?

Do weed shops even go belly up ? Seems like the easiest thing to do, selling pot to junkies

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>I'm gonna eat you out for dinner, boy.

What did he mean by this?

>>75979641
What a Beast

>>75981230
McGregor is a manlet too...

Post the main card that you think could do the most PPV buys

>mcgoober vs diaz for the 155 belt
>brock lesnar vs stipe for heavyweight belt
>Ronda rousey vs. doesnt really matter for new womens 125lb
>GSP vs woodley for 170lb belt
>Jon Jones vs DC

Has a fighter ever walked out to audioslave or soundgarden?

Rip in peace Chris Cornell

>>75981666
undercard if memes become reality

>david haye vs jimi manuwa
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/2/15005354/jimi-manuwa-still-fancies-fight-with-weirdo-david-haye-says-they-could-sell-out-the-o2-in-london

>anderson sivla vs roy jones jr
>aldo vs miguel cotto

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/23/14713502/ufc-mma-boxing-news-anderson-silva-roy-jones-jr-fight-conor-mcgregor-floyd-mayweather

>tyson fury vs cain

http://www.skysports.com/boxing/news/12183/10093073/tyson-fury-prepared-to-meet-mma-fighters-under-hybrid-rules

>>75981938
Stiopic wants Anthony Joshua too

>>75981891
>Fedor v Cro Cop 2
>Tito Ortiz v Dana White
>CM Punk v Maia
>Lebron James v Ngannou
>Cristiano Ronaldo v Mighty Manlet

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Max is getting FAMOUS'D on June 3rd

>>75981891
minor changes
>ronda vs demi lovato
>gsp vs nick
>vince mcmahon cracks dana with a steel chair in the pre fight presser

>>75981891
>>75981951
>>75981978
>Putin vs trump
>beyonce vs oprah
>kanye west v jay z
>christiano ronaldo vs messi
>fedora vs nadal

>yfw holloway pulls out and frankie loses to aldo again and there's still two belts

>>75981834
>not waiting until after dinner to eat out your boy

>>75981834
Gaethje looks like a melting wax Ryan Gosling

>>75982005
>not eating your boy out after a shower
dirty

>>75982047
>not liking it dirty
wrong

>Cody is 0-5 on TUF

really makes me think

>>75979666
tiramisu wasn't the reason he was gonna miss weight regardless

>>75982089
wrong

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>>75982082
Shieet Garbage is going to win his fight then

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>>75982137
garbage blew his back out getting pegged by his gf

>>75982148
same thing happened to me actually, we can only do missionary now

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>>75979439
>mfw I don't understand what that means

Wish I had a rareflag so you guys would get excited over talking to me

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>>75982231
Just get a proxy bruv, then fabricate some proofs of residence in such exotic flag.

>>75981938
Tfw ufc goes 0

>>75982254
I've tried they never work

>>75982117
No im right you fucking idiot kys

>>75982272
I wish I had American flag so I could post whatever anonymously

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brehs

>>75981985
>>>75981891
>>>75981951
>>>75981978
Conor Mcgregor vs. Mayweather and Canelo simultaneously

>>75982304
i got at a high percent sperg rate on my flag, so it's a struggle either way. america has it best for the depth. at least bong and pol have no sperg notoriety.

bellator kinda has 2 cards this weekend i think? unless I misread tapology

>>75982367
oof, they all grow THICC once the training regime drops off.

Just hope she doesnt balloon into a Gina Carano strongfat.

>>75982376
I reckon the Bader card is like Fox prelims for them

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https://youtu.be/kRt3lWV8GhY?t=14m10s

holy fuck BTFO, how will forrest EVER recover lmao

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>>75982304
never let the opinions of others dictate your behavior, especially if you honestly believe what you are saying

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miesha looks like an anime

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>>75982396
>implying there's anything wrong with chubby Gina

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What does heem thinks of Raquel Pennington?

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>>75982601

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>>75982601
Is that from before Buck transitioned?

>>75982601
dude what the FUCK

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>>75982601

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natty GOAT

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rank in order of "would you rather"-ness:

1- get knee'd in the guts by ubereem
2- gnp'ed by bork for 20 second
3- right hand and gnp from rumble with mazagatti ref
4- eat rogaines sloppy sandwiches for a month for breakfast lunch and dinner
5- suck on raquels nips for 5 minutes

>>75982813
Best hold that thought close to your chest, Novitsky is looking at Goober's biological passport as we speak. Tick. Tick. Tick.

>>75982818
Much like Gooby's skull and hands, Raquel has the nips of a woman tree times her size.

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>>75982820
>Best hold that thought close to your chest, Novitsky is looking at Goober's biological passport as we speak. Tick. Tick. Tick.
This post is so retarded and autistic, you literally have to be a female.

Show us your tits, cunt.

>>75982820
it's already on record that goobs had test well outside the nattry range before the chad fight. only a matter of time.

>>75982888
and that whole iceland fiasco, tick tock tick tock coniggercucks

>>75982868
>MUH COMPLETELY NORMAL T/E RATIOS!

who is your favorite female ufc fighter?

>>75979694
>MMA
>female

choose one

>>75981938
D.C. Is right. Conor isn't fighting Floyd to test his skills, he wants a big payday. Manuwa and Stipe are asking to get heemd for probabaly the same money they'd make in mma.

>>75982956

rose namajunas

>>75982956
Michael "The Duck" Bisping.

>>75982082
>all of his fighter lose on TUF
>gets shook
>m-muh back

>>75982376
Britains spergs is kind enough to use a trip code when he is feeling autistic. It's really quite considerate. I wish all the American spergs would do the same.

>>75983040
How's it feel that your boy lost in his area of expertise to a geriatric hasbeen?

>>75983048
>much escape time
Wgaf Dillon would smack him around in a real fight.

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>>75983071
>dillon would beat the professional fighter in a real fight when he couldn't beat him in a BJJ match

Really made me think.

>>75983082
>the contrived rules made up by a retarded stoner translate well to a real fight
Oh I get it

You're just mad cause your mom is a fan

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>>75981891
>Diaz
>belt

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>>75982956

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https://www.tmz.com/2017/05/17/gisele-tom-brady-secret-concussion-nfl/

>>75983098
>the guy who has professional fighting experience is at more of a disadvantage in a fight than in a BJJ match

Really oodled my noodle.

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>>75983208
>having an Oedipus complex

Australians shouldn't be allowed to discuss MMA until at least one good MMA fighter is born in their country. Stay in your lane.

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>>75983221
>this coming from a fan of the guy who trying to humblebrag about his fans being mothers

Really crippled my nipple.

>>75983227
kickboxing is more popular here

>>75981895
I think MacDonald did once

>>75983248
What are you talking about?

Jacare should just stick to fighting guys like boetsch and camozzi

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so that's what Corn Nuts look like

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>>75982416

>>75983429
Chris Camozzi is a beast for sure

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Me on the left

>>75983559
>can't lose your title if you never defend

*portions corn nuts*

>>75983227
You realise NZ and Australia are basically one country right? It's like if Alaska produced a lot of good fighters but had to go to Canada to train and fight,

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>>75982367
>>75982482

>>75982758
>>75982416
I really don't want to get bantered when fighters I like lose.
I can already see the spam of Poopael Pissping after he gets heemed by Cuban roidbeast and I'm not looking forward to that

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>>75982482
Who va/GINA/ here?

''Dana White, Conor McGregor come to terms on Floyd Mayweather boxing match deal''

So the greasy bald headed liar strikes again. Can't he just admit that he's selling us wolf tickets?

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>>75983772

Don't be a pussy. I got bantered for a year straight, continue to get bantered, and could possibly get bantered on June 3rd. The difference is I don't care what anonymous strangers think of me.

If it makes you feel better Conor and Bisping will never fight top contenders so the chance of you getting bantered is reduced

>>75982601
Never seen a physically fit woman with no facial deformities who left me so un-aroused.

She could go straight into a male showeroom without getting a second glance.

>>75984060
Get you a bae built like a shoebox.

>>75983200
It's a little different because the NFL tried to pretend everything was fine and ran a smear campaign against some of the doctors doing concussion research. We all know what happens to fighters.

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What are the best styles of guard to develop for MMA?

any embeddeds for the rory fight?
I want to watch him in his gloves desu, laughing and hitting himself on the chest

>>75984151
Boner guard.

Pitch a tent to stop getting yourself completely enveloped or pinned to the ground. Will also disgust some opponents into avoiding wrestling all together.

The best part is, any strikes to the groin are illegal so it has no counters.

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>>75983961
The UFC can't let it happen so it needs to be framed as a duck on Mayweather's part. Expect some expertly crafted media narratives soon.

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But baby we're in sweden

How did you get to sweden

I followed ya daddy

Ya said ya weren't leavin'

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUPDSprg1Zd/
Rory Daley staredown, lads!

>>75984249
Cyborg-like in her knockout power, Joe.

>>75984285
Why even have the ring girls, really?

>>75984220
Every time I see a rumble webm or image I get pissed off at him beyond measure. Idiot literally threw the second DC fight away to run his weed garden business in peace.

>>75984285
man, why didn't she just duck cyborg?

>>75984320
>Tfw his coaches left him alone in the octagon

>>75984392
That poor fucking pokemon.

>>75984392
~~kawaii~~

>>75984320
He was going to get knocked out if he kept trading with Cormier so he wrestled instead. Just a terrible matchup for him, he was never gonna beat Cormier. They should have let him go to HW, I bet he would have stuck around.

>>75984458
He literally broke DC's nose with the first combination he threw. Even a pleb like me would have just circled for 2 rounds until DC gassed himself out from the lack of air.

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>Bigg Rigg is -285 against Tim Boetsch

Have we memed the Piggu back to stardom, lads?

>>75984543
Me in the right

>>75984517
>breaking your opponent's nose in a fixed fight
Come on, man

I hope Barboza keeps winning so he can rematch Fergie once Fergie wins the vacant LW title. Their last fight was a fucking BANGER.

>>75984504
What is wrong with Asian women? Their eyes look dead, they always seem to be on auto-pilot. Do any of them actually have a personality?

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>>75984593
t.disgruntled disgusting white """"""""""woman"""""""""

>>75984320
Rumble losing by RNC was a highly probable scenario regardless of how he went into the fight. The guy has no submission defense and Conor-tier cardio.

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>>75984543
Three buffaloes Hendricks is coming for the title

>>75984607
t.Zheng Khan

>>75984607
Dude, I'm a pasty white boy, the demographic that's apparently breeding Asian men out of existence, and for the life of me I don't know why.

>>75984615
Texans and their goddamn trucks, man...

Anyone have webm of cub hammering Artem's face?

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>>75984704
Part 1

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>>75984704
Part 2

>>75984752
>>75984771
Thanks champ, funny how cub does Artem's signature move far better

>>75984794
I thought it was a pretty deliberate Fuck You. Still can't believe Lobov got himself in a main event, what a strange time for the UFC.

>>75984836
I like how Artem got btfo asking for doo chow mein

oh shit John Daly vs Cory MacDonald is tomorrow

Michael Bisping too injured to fight Yoel Romero, prefers to wait for Georges St-Pierre
>http://www.mmamania.com/2017/5/17/15653894/michael-bisping-too-injured-fight-yoel-romero-prefers-wait-georges-st-pierre-mma

>>75985013
This is ducking if ever I saw it. Just fight the goof already and drop the belt, it's inevitable. Then we can go back to middleweight being a serious division again.

>>75985013
just strip this cunt

>>75985013
lmaooooo

Dana BTFO, thinking he can tell Based Bisping what to do... hahahaha get the fuck outta here you bald greedy fuck.

>>75984944
Who ya got? I personally think Rory's gonna box him up.

>>75985065
I think Rory wins pretty easily, but I would be so happy for a Daley KO

>>75985013
unlucky for Bisping, I know he wants to sort Yoel quick and be done with haters, his time will come

>>75985013
Bisping knows anyone in the top five would beat him and is desperately clinging to that payday.

>>75985065
Daley by nose deletion.

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>>75979836
Noice, well played sir

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LADS

/ourgirl/ King Reina is going to fuck a bitch up on Saturday.

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Best WW coming through.

>>75985135
Rory looking A E S T H E T IC.

If Daley heems Rory will Dana go against what he said and sign him?

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>>75985013

>>75983681
>these mental gymnastics
or i'm sorry is that your "god tier australian humour"

>>75985081
>rory quit against condit
>rory quit against robbie the second time
>looked lost against wonderbread

let's hope he's not too shy to damage, daley hits like a freight train

>>75985135
dat bathroom scale

florida has about the same population as australia but the most great fighters in the world by a million miles, really makes one ponder

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>>75985281

>>75985135
Beating Maia, Woodley, and heeming Saffedine consecutively was a pretty great run.

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>>75985163
Most /fa/ fighter by far.

>>75985330
His GF has black belt in sucking dick

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>>75985013

I honestly don't blame Bisping. I don't think he's a good champion, BUT why the fuck should a natty guy have to fight a roid monster like Romero?

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>>75985330

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>>75985330
Wrong

>>75985381
>Bisping
>natty

He's on that good Tour de France shit, my dude.

>>75985135
Does Lellator use USADA level testing? Why does Rory look better than he has in years?

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>>75985381
Because he's the number 1 contender you fucking goof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtTTGP7Vavk
>WMMA

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>>75985330
ahem

>>75981472
lmao

>>75985013
Smart man. Why risk fighting a roided up no-draw like Romero when you can get paid to fight a legend?

>>75985418
>Romero doesn't draw
I don't understand this meme, everyone knows him after cracking Weidman's head open. It's the fight everyone wants to see ya jackass

>>75985442
not me. fuck that roiding cunt.

>>75985462
Bisping?

>>75985462
Fuck you, you'd prefer a boring lay and pray from GSP and further stalling of MW division