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PENGUINS - SENATORS THREAD #2 HOCKEYCAUST EDITION

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PENGUINS - SENATORS THREAD
7-1 is the predicted score
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nice oc
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good pic op
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>>75975618
10/10 OC tbqhwy
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>>75975573
>>75975573
>>75975573

this one would have been better ;_;

>fuck you OP, faggot
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>>75975573
Why i the oilers the rapist when they lost?
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Only one period in let's not get too cocky.
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you just photoshopped senator and penguin mascots on an old picture...
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Odds shitsburg
Evens Ottawa
Dubs OT
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>>75975656
because they would have been the winners with a refpuck free series
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>>75975659
>>75975659
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>>75975680
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>>75975659
canadians love the cocky amirite
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>>75975673
triggered reddit
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THE SHITTY OF SPITTSBURGH BTFO ITS CONFIRMED THAT AKRON IS BETTER THAN ALL OF PENISVEINYA
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>1-9: big Ottawa win
>0: meme comeback
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LET'S PLAY A GAME

Where did all the Pittsburgh faggots go???
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R-ready Pittsburgh?
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>>75975681
How did the ducks win with a 5-2 series?
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MONTREAL

THUNDER

MONTREAL

THUNDER

MONTREAL

THUNDER
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>>75975723
they're gone
imagine this was a home game
kek
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>a most dangerous lead

come on pens, come back and beat them in OT
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How did everyone sleep on the Senators like this?
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>>75975680
Was rolling 0 part of your plan?
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>>75975778
>pittsburgh's finest
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W-who bruins here ;_;
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>>shittsburg fans
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>>75975673
No, I didn't. I drew it all by myself.
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Which team has the cutest player?
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>>75975780
they're kind of the cinderella team and everything's going their way for the most part

Pageau has like 6 goals
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>>75975807
snes finest
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>>75975810
fuck off
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>>75975768
Caps did it to them last series in game 6. They were leaving in droves. It was hilarious because Pens fans like to pretend that they aren't complete shitlords.
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>>75975831
Preds, PK Subban

t. preds fan
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>preds sens final
my dick is concrete
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>>75975743
Based Guy
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>the fair weather city of Pittsburg

You people make me sick
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>>75975853
If 4chan wasn't a legit homosexual website I would think that you were joking.
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>>75975888
not joking I fucking love black men, I'm also a fag though
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>>75975573
great pic OP can i hire you to do some photo editting work please?
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>Getting rekt by a bunch of somolottawins
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>>75975853
nigga looks like a bald eagle painted black
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>>75975843
Kek
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>>75975888
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>>75975907
Gross
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>The country of Pittsburg, West Virginia
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>>75975843
you're not kidding, looks like she's got bombs and is about to BLOW THE FUCK OUT

oh wait that's already happening
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>me thot
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>>75975937
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m'thot m'lady would like a beverage?
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>crosby leave the bench with butt injury
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lol crosby's like fuck this shit sacrificing my brain isn't worth this game
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>>75975937
>>75975937
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>tfw it doesn't matter who wins this series because the preds are winning the Cup
Bombs from the point is the new NHL.
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>>75975974
kek
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>>75975573
How mad is Uncle Gary going to be if it's a Cucks-Snes final?

Cucks literally have no fans (to the point that they still can barely sell out seats) and of course no one really cares for the Snes in Canada aside from Laff-hating Ontarians.

The ideal would be the Cucks winning the Cup and still failing to sell tickets only to be relocated somewhere worthy such as Milwaukee, Seattle, or even Kansas City.

Kongs will always be SoCal's team and Cucks will always be in the shadow, they have no business being there and them winning another cup and still failing to fill the arena would lead to the team eventually moving.
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>shittsburgh players taking each other out
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Crosby with a partially torn labia
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STREAM PZLZZZZZ
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>>75975974

Well you know, with all that anal leakage, he probably should get it looked at.
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RIP Crosby
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>>75976002
leomonparty.org you blatant newfag
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>>75976002
cbc.ca
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>>75976006
>>75976006
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Looks like the pongs PDO is finally normalizing now they can't score for shit
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>>75976000
keks and trips
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we're chimping out so hard we can't even focus enough to target the enemy
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>>75976000
>>75976000
>game of the week
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4-0
snens fan booing because they didn't get refpucked
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so this is the power of crosby?
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>>75975991
>implying
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>>75976089
>implying we don't want free two minute kill
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>>75975680
Oh boy, the butthurt will be tasty
>Tfw Sens fan for most of my life
>Finally start using /sp/ for something other than laughing at faggots who shit talk muh Bolts
>Find out autism online for muh Sens is excessive
This blows, I liked it more when I only knew that my fellow Sens fans were really great people who made watching a game enjoyable
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TSUNAMI
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>>75976141
*tips fedora*
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>>75976141
there are still like 13 snes fans in the world dude. its just the 4 of them are in this thread tonight.
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ANDY
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based anders0n
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Do Pens go on the ice with the primary objective of getting injured and the secondary objective of winning the game

We almost lost to the fucking Capitals and we're supposed to win against a team from a country made of fucking ice?

We should have just withdrawn with dignity then
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Where's Kippers?
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>>75975780
We've been busting our asses for a decade to get the lads and coaches in synch
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>We
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People that actually want the Ducks to relocate.

Do you actually want them to relocate to YOUR city? Think about it. If you're in Seattle, you'll be known as the Seattle Cucks. Which hits home way more than you think.
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>>75976193
dead in a ditch hopefully
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JUMP AROUND

JUMP UP JUMP UP AND GET DOWN
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>>75975780

Because we've been shit lately.

It's the system and the players mixing perfectly.
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>>75976193
Having sex with a mexican.
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Anderson
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Post yfw you realize it's probably going to be a preds vs snes finals
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>>75975988
Nope
3-2 series with a 5-2 win by Sens in the final
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I just found out that Senators have a swedish players named Erik Karlsson.

Is he good?
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>Trip Burrows with intent to injure

>No call

Great to know that we can murder Pens!
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>>75976269
he's alright. he's not horrible, but he's no McDavid
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>>75976281
>he's alright. he's not horrible, but he's no McDavid
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>>75976123
DOINK
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>>75976269
Preds have some swedes too but they're overshadowed by PK since he's so damn sexy
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>>75976269
Eh. If you're gonna cheer for a Swedish defenseman playing for the Sens, cheer for the superior Fredrik Claesson.
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>>75976269
can't play D
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>>75976169
>Not saying helmet
2/10
>>75976173
Read something last thread that made me think there was a huge Sens community in Reddit, my bad
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>>75976281
kek
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>>75976269
>>75976269
>>75976269
>u fokkin seerious m8?

Erik is displeased
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>>75976123
Preds getting to the finals wouldn't do as much good for Hockey in America as a whole because Preds are going to have a semi loyal fan base due to being the only team in their radius with a hockey team.

Cucks winning another cup and still failing to sell seats would immediately make the league want to move them to somewhere feasible to grow the market as the LA area already likes the Kings.

Shit, even in San Diego they support the Kangz over the Cucks even though geographically Cucks are closer to SD than the Kangz are.
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>>75976209
WERE
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>>75976281
PLEASE STOP I CAN'T BREATHE
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>>75976243
You couldnt find a picture of a brick wall that didnt have a watermark?
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>>75976213
If the ducks were shit, nobody would want them, the only reason why anyone wants the ducks is because they're really fucking good.
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>>75976269
at least a top 20 defenseman defensively but he's as good as Larry Murphy offensively. He's that good.
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>Chad
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Is Crosby even fucking alive?

Just leave Cindy our defense is stronger when you're not here
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can some1 link to the part 1 thread
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>>75976345

Fuck off Bobandy
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shouldn't that have been a delayed penalty

penguins didn't control the puck between the slash and the whistle
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>>75976213
They'll change the name of course. Just like how the Jets became the Coyotes.
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Kek crosby finally becoming just
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>>75976345
you are so shook right now
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>>75976345
anderson is too good to get a pic of for free
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>>75976369
he can't seem to win a single faceoff against turris
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>>75976307
any team someone doesn't like is called 'reddit'. I have no idea what reddit actually likes
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>>75976371
>can't into catalog
suffer newfriend
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Crosby<Karlsson<McDavid<Draisaitl

you can't argue against it
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>>75976375
A mans gotta eat
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>>75976352
I'm a ducks fan with season tickets and have been to every playoff game and even I want them to move, Anaheim is a fucking shithole and the fact that a team that continuously makes the playoffs and finishes 1st in their division every year has such few fans is a travesty. Fuck Anaheim and fuck OC.
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>>75976375
sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't
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>>75976401
fuck off, cheeseburger breath
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>>75976294
But Filip Forsberg is pretty good right?
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>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SHITSBURGH
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>>75976401
fuck off ya burger eatin gut locker
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>>75976345
smokey...
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>>75976401
I can't, but I'm still gonna have to ask you to fuck off, Randy.
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>>75976390
>implying I give a shit about the failure of a franchise that is the pongs
They have some good ol minnesota boys though
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>>75976412
Jesus Christ boys lay off with the fuckin erections
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Drumpf supporters vote against their own economic interests
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>>75976411
Mexicans and Asians like Basketball.

The Rams haven't been able to sell out either.
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>>75976401
fuck off you gravy tugboat
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You guys pumped for "21 THUNDER" this summer? Before you inquire, i have no affiliations with the CBC
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The bad guys are going to lose !!!
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>>75976438
rip sid it was a good run
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>>75976459
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Arms looks fuckin gooood
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>going wide by a mile
>good save
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>>75976456
fucking dirty dancing, oh my juuuulian
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>>75976491
the nintendo thing?

looks like wii boxing v2, not an entire game
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>>75976482
I'm not sure but I gotta ask something, it's been bugging me for a while.

What does a bank like BMO REALLY know about basketball?
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LMAO so hard @ oilnigs still crying about muh refpuck
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>>75976510

Educate yourself before posting again, leaf.
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>>75976504
>>75976456
>>75976407
>>75976375
>>75976345
wtf r u fags going on about???
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>>75976520
wow so true
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>>75976474
Has nothing to do with the amount of Mexicans in OC, it rather has everything to do with the fact that they consistently get overshadowed by the Kangz (especially in the last 5 years) and the fact that the Kangz have always been SoCals team.

Ducks are literally a Disney-tier team without the bad ass logo and jerseys anymore.
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>people say ducks have no fans
>sells out tickets

So do people just buy tickets and not watch them play?
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I feel a bit sorry for Daniel Alfredsson, who never got to win the cup with the sens.
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>>75976566
>>sells out tickets
yeah and half the stadium is always visiting fans
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>>75976520
>>75976519
>>75976523
my god... GLORIOUS image placement
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>>75976570
At least he won a cup
I feel worse for Mats Sundin
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>>75976433
Helped them win last night.

I am a Caps fan and I am so pissed we traded him to them for essentially a spare tire and a bag of funyuns. He would have been so awesome slotting in with our other young guys.
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>>75976563
yeah the ducks need to get some gang members and drug dealers rocking their gear before they turn any heads there
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>>75976563
They should relocate the KANGZ instead.
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>>75976563
you would say that you beaner
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>>75976566
sometimes you buy a ticket but watch the whole game inside a lounge so that's why you see some empty seats sprinkled across the arena
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>>75976585
>At least he won a cup
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>>75976433
Arvidsson is better
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>>75976487
>impeach
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>>75976619
skoda cup maybe
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>>75976386
nah. he just doesn't care anymore. he has two lee's, and just wants to come out of the closet already.
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Matt Cullen is a beast. He is like 50 years old now
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>>75976563
Ducks will always be So Cals true hockey team since they've won the cup first while the Kongs where literally bottom feeders most of there shit franchise history . Kings literally didn't have fans until 2012
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>>75976566
It's not hard to sell out tickets in the playoffs, especially since they have one of the lowest capacity arenas in the league. They are bottom 3rd in attendance right alongside absolute fucking shitter teams like the avs and this is ridiculous for a team that consistently is competing in the playoffs year after year. Anaheim doesn't deserve the ducks.
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daily reminder that if snes meme their way through the series they will take the cup
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>redditsburgh

kek
KEK
K E K
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kek they're playing Organized Rhyme
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Going to Arby's, lads
Anyone want anything?
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>>75976668
so where would you suggest they go?
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>>75976676
they're the only good guys left, I hope you are right
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>>75976682
yup
>>75976683
do they sell Curly Fry Poutine?
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>>75976683
Get the MEATS
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>>75976668
Thanks for sharing your opinion, I'm sure Henry Samueli cares a lot about it
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Well done, Sens. However...
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>>75976591
>implying you've left your gook and curry infested shit hole for anywhere else better

>Vaughncouverite not knowing OC is simply just a suburb of LA and always will be

Fuck, it's going to be so hard when 'Murica annexes Canada because of all the idiots in Canada thinking they live in a semi decent country.
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>>75976676
>implying the preds won't meme more than the snes
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>>75976585
Yep, Sundin deserved better. It's strange that Maple leafs didn't do better during his years, they had some really good players after all. But they would always let you down in the end.
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>>75976683
anything roast beef with a side of au jus

also

>pens
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>>75976682
check the OR?
I didnt hear it???
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>>75976683
Grab me a Chicken Bacon Swiss with no sauce please. Thanks
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>>75976588
Same for us isles fan. We've given up players that we shouldn't haven't traded that ended up great. It's utter Shit on how many people we also passed on in the draft
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>>75976683
I seriously hope you don't do it
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>>75976683
Top row, third one from the left.
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>NBC shilling this hard for the Pens
Their baby is losing bad and they're losing their minds.
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>>75976727
I go to Arby's like 3 times a week
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>>75976683
my gf went from 110 pounds to 135 and I thought it was ok to have alittle meat then she went full fatso and smelled like onions everyday

I feel so trapped like the Pongs offense
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>>75976683
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>>75976683
sweet JESUS gimme some more of that MEAT
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>>75976735
you must really like the roast beef, have you lost all hope?
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>May 17th is the anniversary of Brown V. Board of Education, 2 girls 1 cup, the day a special counsel got appointed to cuck Trump, and the day the Pens officially fell back into an obscure literally who team from the literally who city

Many things happen on this day
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>>75976735
Amerifats everyone
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>>75976713
>spic flag talking trash about living in a shithole

we're not the country that needs to be walled off bro
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>>75976735
you a fan of flavored tofu?
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>>75976735
>Mfw no Arby's near me
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>>75976668
>tfw Columbus, Ottawa, Colorado, Florida, New Jersey, Islanders, Arizona and Carolina had lower attendence percentage than the Ducks.
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>>75976683
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>>75976683
>no swiss chalet
guy..

fine, get me some pepperoni
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>>75976737
I wonder what's worse not having a gf or having this kind of gf
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>>75976765
I'm 6' 176lbs
Just be aware of what you eat.
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>>75976712
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>>75976595
No reason to. In the last decade, they've had even better attendance than the Shitcongo Niggerhawks won their first cup in 49 years.

They've held their own pretty consistently, but not as good as they should be for being in the biggest county in the country.
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>>75976716
the queefs have some of the worst management known to mankind, not even just in hockey, just in human organizations in general
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>>75976786
i dont get it. . .
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>>75976800
KEK
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>>75976788

>foreveralone isn't so bad
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>>75976781
>Isles had lower attendance then ducks

Blame the Barclays and how we played early on. It's tiny, 2,000 seats are obstructed, and it's so fucking dark in the corridors. Build an arena for them in Belmont
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LMAO TUUUUUUUURIS
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Scaaaar
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F I V E
I
V
E
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S H O O K
E
E
T
H
I
N
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MEME GOAL
KYLE TURRIS
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TURRIS
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>75976817
There's two types of roasties
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FIVE
I
V
E
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Make it stop
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>>75976690
Anywhere that isn't 20% white and in a shared market

>>75976709
Why not go to a game and support your team you scumbag beaner fuck, sick of you faggots. I bet you'll cry about being too broke to buy cheap as fuck tickets not knowing this is the problem.
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>PONGS
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>murray

I think I'm finally feeling confident that Ottawa won't choke this
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ALL THIS SPAGHETTI TASTES SO GOOD TO TURRIS!
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>5-0
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>>75976788
after she reached like 250 I was so unattractived to her we broke up but it was really fucking gross, after 15 years, all I can say is thank god we didnt get married

SCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

This is really getting out of hand now
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Murray gettin' scored on now. kek Now that is a mental blow to the Pens.
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>PENGUIN5
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>>75976765
>country sucks so much you can't eat Arby's every day

Just commit suicide, friend.
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>PENGUIN5
>PENGUIN5
>PENGUIN5
>PENGUIN5
>PENGUIN5
>PENGUIN5
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>>75976829
It is
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NUMERO CINCO
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>Ian Cole is an NHL defensemen
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>hes going to be celebrating with downers later
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JUST STOP PLEASE WE'RE ALREADY DEAD
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>it was 0-0
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>blatant hold on a goal
And people say the Pens get the calls
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that might be goalie interference..
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>>75976683
delicious
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>>75976887
kek
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>>75976873

>get some dogs =3

>don't be afraid to die alone
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>>75975573
PONGS BTFO
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>>75976662
They had more fans than Shitcago before Shitcago won in 2010 and have always been around the middle in terms of attendance and ticket pricing.

Cucks on the other hand need the rest of the league to foot their bills and consistently get out chanted by other teams fans in the playoffs, truly a meme team.

Also

>t. Butthurt Cucksfan
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>>75976888
SEETHING
E
E
T
H
I
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G
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>>75976888
also the slashing right in front of the refs
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Time to turn this game off.

Just remember, if you don't cheer for the Ducks, you don't cheer for Hockey.
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>>75976888
Dont worry I have a feeling Uncle Gary is making plans right now
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>>75976886
lol
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LOOK WHOSE SEETHING NOW PIERY FROM SHITSBURGH
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post yfw snes win da stanlee cup
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>NBC Faggot: Penguins are gonna look back at this and say "lot of shady things going on in that game."
NBC is so salty.
>>
What in the fuck!

Be at gym and come home. It's 5-0

Talk about the Sens getting a strike on the Pins
>>
What the fuck is happening?
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>losing 5-0
>blame refs

um.... hello? lol?!
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>>75976921
>cheering for spics
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>still 20 more minutes to go

BUCKLE UP PONGFAGS
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The ducks are So Cals true and hockey club .
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>>75976926
i can cope with that
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>>75976926
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>>75976926

mfw
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VIOLENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When in Pittsburgh...
>1 goal games
When it HOTTAWA
>literally 5 to nothing

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE DEFENDING STANLEY CUP "CHAMPIONS"
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>>75976928
Sens sure are salty when they're winning
>>
>pongs getting anally penetrated
>goon it up
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>>75976888
You need a tissue to cry in you fucking faggot? Enjoy Crosby killing himself because his brain is mush and your ass shit franchise going bankrupt AGAIN.
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>>75976926
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>goaltendie interference

murray dived. we all saw that right?
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fuck this fucking god damn game I'm out peace

Oh, and spoiler alert, the centaurs don't score again this entire series. Pens sweep in 6.
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hockey "fights" are so lame
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>>75976926
>>75976926
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Give stone the Calder now!
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>>75976926
>>
Malkin better get a penalty for that punch.

I mean you called us for it before!
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>>75976907
Ducks still brought California its first cup tho . Something the Kings couldn't do 30 plus years before them , spic
>>
so you pretty much have to fight when you're losing by this much. Gotta keep your team mates morale up
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>>75976970
Sorry your team isn't in the playoffs :(
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>geno pretending he wants to fight
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Great to see we'll be having a Good Guys Stanley Cup Final

Sens vs. Preds
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>>75976926
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>>75976979
Bettman is desesparate
>>
>can't score for shit
>can't fight for shit

This is embarrassing
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christ they're playing Fresh Prince now

i don't think they've updated the music library since their last ECF
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>>75976926
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islanders fan watching this game. Pittsburgh is gassed
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>>75976986
wut
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>>75976994
stop crying reddit
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WILL SNES BE ABLE TO BEAT PREDS?
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>>75977006
Geno only wants to fight when his opponent is being held by the ref
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what is the biggest playoff blowout of all time
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>>75977043
>islanders fan
kek
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>>75977043
Caps beat the shit out of them last series. Now they got to try and get through a trap team. It's not happening.

Preds Sens SCF.
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Can't Sens fans just be gracious in their victory pls

Pittsburgh has literally nothing but this meme fucking team just let us lose it with dignity
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Last digit is how many goals Pittsburgh scores in the 3rd
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>>75977022
How many more concussions can Crosby take before he turns into Junior Seau and shoots himself in the heart while lying in bed depressed?
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>>75977007
>no cups in the modern era
>canadian team
>sunbelt team
/hoc/ BTFO
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>>75977024
You think they'll play some old BC UK tunes and old noisia as well? True romance on at a hockey game would be sick
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>>75977061
it's still being played right now

>20 more minutes
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>>75976926
they won't man. the calcutta streetshitters could face the sens in the final and sens would still lose. the name of the game is market expansion, don't underestimate (((him)))
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>>75976926

Nah. Preds are gonna win senpai
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>>75977059
I don't think honestly but it's possible
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>>75977061
game 3 wcf 2014 when ur mum blew me and several blokes in the bathroom
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At least we went six games with the Stanley Cup champions
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>>75977059
With Finns you win
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>>75977077
poor falseflag anon
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>>75977061
> what is the biggest playoff blowout of all time
oiler's 7-1'ing the ducks
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>>75977077

Get fucked you bandwagoning cumguzzler.

Your team is shit, full of goons, and only wins due to Bett Man.

I'll be gracious when Dion puts Crosby into a fucking home.
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PLEASE DRINK∾∰


>responsibly
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>>75976928
probably Eddie O he seems like a huge Pongs homer
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>>75977065
Glad we missed it honestly, even if we had a "chance" against Washington. No Tavares meant we were doomed from the start. If anything, isles need to fix up that offense and get rid of bailey
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>>75976767
>implying that all Mexican flag posters on /hoc/ are all Mexibeaners with zero chance of them being American or Canada expats with the sole purpose of saving money by living in land of cheap lussy, drugs, food, and lodging.

>not wishing you were American instead of Canadian so you could pay your rent in a third world shit hole (in this case Mexico) in a single day instead of several

ISHYGDDT

Also all of my friends in BC and Taranna have told me that since I've left in 2011, wages haven't gone up and food and rent have gone up much higher than usual

'Murican annexation when?
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How come no canadian team has won Stanley Cup since 1993?

I mean canadians are superior when it comes to hockey
>>
Is it normal for a girl that you bring home for a one night stand to want to have sex again in the morning when shes sober? Does that mean she actually liked me?
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>>75977119

No false flag, I read do live in this awful city
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Here's hoping the Pens get some injured people back. Such terrible luck this year with injuries.
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the goals, Karlsson
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>>75977149
Yes, now kick her out
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>>75977077
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>>75977110
RIP Ducks >rags final.

Will be happy with a ten year anniversary rematch against snes though.
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>>75977141
Because it's usually an American team with more Canadian players that wins it, not a Canadian team with the most Canadian players.
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>>75977140
>reddit formatting
go back to /r/hockey
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>>75977152
i do for real which is why i know you're falseflagging.
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>>75977124
>losing the series the next game
>choked a 3 goal lead in 3 minutes the previous game
this doesn't count for obvious reasons
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>>75977061
i looked it up

habs had 11-0 against the >leafs during Rocket's first season
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>>75977149
>lost my virginity to a one night stand
>couldnt stay hard at night and used being drunk as an excuse
>couldnt stay hard in the morning after

im a failure
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>>75977112
No you don't

Teemu Salami only won on the back of good old Canadian boys Perry, Getzlaf, Pronger, and Nieds

Fuck Finland, bunch of bus stop autists
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>>75977164
This, before she gets her hooks in
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>>75977149
it means she wants to be sure she has a DNA sample before going to the police
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>>75977124
I got one bigger.

Sharks 7-0'in the Oilers
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>>75977149

You may be good at the D

>fuck her again
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>>75977190
she was probbaly just really fat and ugly
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If Burrows and Borveeasski are both injured the whole playoffs I'll find it much easier to root for them
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VINDICATION
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>>75977173
Aren't you losing the series?
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>>75977190
>tfw you can't keep it up whenever you're with someone new
I'm with you anon. Every initial sexual experience is embarrassing but then my dock decides to work the next time.
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>>75977175
[citation needed]
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>>75977124
>coiler fan using an example from a series they lost when they had an even bigger blowout themselves at 7-0

stop posting anytime
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>>75977242
>>coiler fan
nope
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>>75977190
>>75977190
>lost his virginity

>couldn't get his dick hard

Bad news..
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>>75976765
Don't listen to this jealous Leaf

Im a dual American and Canada citizen and I've linked in Leaflandia for 6 years. 2 in Taranna and 4 I'm Vaughncouver.

Canadians pay way more when they go out to eat than Americans even if it's fast food. Going out to a place like Applebees or Chili's is luxury for them, but a chore for Americans.

You will not find any buffets in Canada with steak or seafood and you will find ZERO buffets at all in Vancouver which is why all their women have barely any tits and ass.
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>>75977061
Oilers beat the Kings in 1987 in the Smythe Division Semifinal to tie the series 1-1. Final score: 13-3. Oilers still hold the record for most goals scored in a playoff game.

Oilers and Kings still hold the record for most combined goals when the Kings won 10-8 in 1982.
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>>75977129

Pretty mean desu, you'll lose badly to the Preds and I'll try to be nicer to you when that happens
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>>75977208
this
and stream it for us. Although it could never be as big an assfucking as the game.
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>>75977141
mix of bigger American markets and the fact that big canadian franchises tend to be meme tier. The leafs for instance are probably the worst north american franchise of any sport
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>>75977236
>>75977236


I got a new Dock at the Amazon, but it's only SD =\

>rills love the HDs
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>>75977140
>living in Tijuana
You're a failure
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>>75977230
Fuck them honestly. That's the only problem with the islanders, and it's from the Jews. They don't even watch the games. They'll just show up, then leave
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>>75977260
>you will find ZERO buffets at all in Vancouver which is why all their women have barely any tits and ass.
Mexicans everyone
>You have to go back
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If I don't dock, does it count?


>I like to dock with a little peanut butter
>>
>Girl gets on TV for saving a beer.
Canada everyone
>>
what's an easier match-up for the preds?
>>
I wanna fuck both of these thots
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>>75977260
w a l l
a
l
l
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>>75977341
this
>>
What a bunch of cancer. I had a chance to win $500 if pongs did well.
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>>75977077
Pens fans are only less worse than Flyers fans.

I wouldn't piss on one if they were on fire. If i found out ISIS gassed PPG Paint Arena killing everyone at the game I woudl only laugh.
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>>75977141
There are 7 Canadian based franchises. There are now 24 American based franchises. Also eventually the Habs lost their exclusive rights to drafting players from Canada so they couldn't hoard all the talent.
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SENS CUTIES
BONUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>75977260
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>>75977331
beer is important
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>>75977364
>Norman
FUCKING REEEE
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>>75977353
why couldnt the >gold ol torana boys compete?
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>>75977364
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>>75976995
And I'm not arguing them winning the first one.

But them winning another one this time to make it 2 in 10 years would be great since they would still fail to make a half decent fan base which would lead to the league pulling the cord and growing the sport somewhere else because the team that had Gretzky on it isn't going anywhere.
>>
>>75977353
i think the habs thing was hoarding talent from frogland. but that was enough to be the best NHL team for decades. In those days it was said that their farm team was the number two NHL team. sucks for them
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>>75977230
2-1? not too worried, will go 7.
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>>75977190
you're gay
>>
>>75977089
>BC UK
i don't know what that is
>>75977140
>how dare you insinuate that MexLA is full of gang bangers and drug dealers

>i'm totally not a beaner, just here for the cheap drugs and slums lmao
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daily reminder to defund the cbc
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>>75976986
This. Any hockey analyst worth his salt would know he was robbed of it.
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>>75977410
>He doesn't know bad company U.K.

Here's the best song they made

https://youtu.be/s0y9RbQYP3s
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>>75977364
>mfw I will never rub Madison's feet on the couch while watching hockey with the lights off
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Daily Reminder to AYYYYYYYLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
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>>75977141
Because the NHL is a business, and no one beats Americans when it comes to GDP and money.
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>>75977061
Why has this not been posted yet?

Just goes to show how many new fags that are here that weren't even here when 3-0 happened 3 years ago.
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>>75977429
>mfw you will never have Madison do this to you while watching the snes BTFO the pangs
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Crosby is a faggot and a bitch and a cunt
>>
>>75977429
She's probably had a dozen cocks in her mouth dude.

Make a lot of money and you might get to settle down with her when she's 36.
>>
>>75977260
>ZERO buffets at all in Vancouver which is why all their women have barely any tits and ass.
kek. go back and stay with your fat troll women.
>>
>>75977141

All our best players play for American Teams

Then come olmpic team, we get them all on one team, and rape everyone
>>
>Crosby -3
time to retire
>>
>>75977399

Ducks are in no danger of relocation
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>>75977425
we all wish senpai.
>>
>>75977190
Is this with a condom? If so that is super common.
>>
>>75977471
holy shit that was dirty. Is there a police investigation for this?
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>>75977490
No olympics for you.
Signed, Uncle Gary and Jeremy Jacobs
>>
>>75977276

You mean Winnipeg Thrashers
>>
>>75977429
an abstract kind of feel
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>>75977469
>spic kongs fan thinks anyone gives a shit about his busted all mediocre team that isn't going to make the playoffs for the next 2 decades
>shit contracts
>no fucking prospects at all
off yourself pedro
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>>75977364
>>75977429
feeling too much
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>>75977509
His head wouldn't be at the level of Niskanen's elbow if he wasn't in the process of diving
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please get a goal so its not a shut out
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>>75977177
>le leddit meme

Stop using leddit as an excuse when you don't have anything useful to say as your retort.>

>75977286
Living in TJ is based, my rent on the ocean is 300 dollaroos a month and I can squirt my mangoo into pic related all night for about 50 bucks, stay mad.
>>
Are the Pens even fucking aware anymore that slashing gives the other team this thing called a power play that puts your team at a disadvantage
>>
>>75977575
even the ducks got one
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>>75977575
those man-hips are a shutout, as in, incapable of bearing children
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>>75977607
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>>75977604
I mean Crosby literally slashed Methot's finger off, so you can't blame them for not knowing.
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>>75977509
Yeah, they found that Crosby is just soft as shit, as this series is continuing to support.
>>
>>75977260
you have to know where and when to shop

like the dominoes beside the little caesar's here will sell you a fresh baked medium pizza with one topping of your choice, because otherwise people will just get the $5 pepperoni hot & ready.

and if you go to A&W at the slow time of year or without a coupon, you'll pay $7 for a burger that actually costs $3.50

lunchtime sushi is also a great deal, $15 for all you can eat of one of the best cuisines in the world, made properly with fresh pacific seafood
>>
>>75977385
Because Toronto has been shit since the league expanded beyond 6 teams.
>>
cunt
>>
SINDY CORSBY
>>
YEEEEEEEAH I'M CROSBY I GOT A GOAL!
>>
Most dangerous lead
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>let of a little pressure
>coast to am easy W

I an Coach a Athletite????
>>
>pongs bringing it back
>>
Fuck. No shutout.
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>>75977575
thank fuck
>>
Fucking Crosby/ Malkin/ Kessel always fucking ruining these hilarious almost shutout games.

Just accepted it, you aren't going to win this series.
>>
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
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>>75977575
>>75977716
aww
>>
>NBC declares the Pens winners of the morale victory.
>>
well that was a boring ass goal sid thanks for your contribution
>>
>>75977523

>Fifty (50) years without a cup
>>
>>75977523
never win another
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>>75977723
gross
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>>75977603
>one of the highest murder rates in the world, surpassing even African shitholes
you're going to die, hope your whore fucking and cheap rent is worth your life, honestly surprised a cartel paid for police hasn't snatched you up yet like they do most expats
>>
>>75977777

If I get the quint 7s, we go to 5-5 OT
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snes
>>
Reminder this game is projected to be 7-1
These numbers also confirm that statement.
>>
sens in 6
>>
>>75977301
>>75977473
>maybe if I deflect from the fact that even Canadian white girls are substantially more anorexic than coastal American girls due to the price of high quality food being much higher in pricing than what Americans generally pay resulting resulting them starving themselves he'll ignore me and I'll win!

Fix'd.

Also, you import ugly ass Asians, barely any asian qts in Vaughncouver at all when I was there even compared to LA or SD. All your Indian girls are trash too, send them back.
>>
trips says pens come back
it is destiny
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>>75977763
sorry for triggering you with fitness.

here's an "good looking" american for you to enjoy you hamplanet
>>
>>75977805
Rip.
Dubs and Ottawa scores again
>>
>>75977805
More like density
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>>75977790
>racism

*rolls eyes*

gross
>>
>pongs
>>
>>75977813
that young woman's got a healthy appetite
>>
>>75977790
reported for racism
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>>75977776
>>75977776


;_;
>I miss video games
>>
>>75975573

tfw people in Pittsburgh are actually extremely friendly and generous people on the whole but being a Pens fan turns you into a massive cunt for some reason
>>
>>75977077
>Pittsburgh has literally nothing but this meme fucking team

Both your rapist-lead handegg team and baseball team have made the playoffs most of the past 5 or 6 years fucking neck yourself.
>>
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>do you know how many of that "Kid's" jerseys i sold last year?????????????
>do you E V E N REALIZE i'm in the jewish sports hall of fame??????????
>LET THE KID SCORE A GOAL FOR GOD'S SAKE OR YOU'RE DONE!!!!!
>OY VEY
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>>75977813
>an "good looking"
The grammatical stylings of the descendants of prisoners educated by the descendants of prisoners
>>
>Blatant holding the stick from Crosby
>No call

Not even surprised.
>>
>>75977846

kek. You wouldn't last 10 seconds on /pol/ nigger
>>
>an ashkenazi once told me he wasn't white because all Judaism descends from Levantine people
Fuckin kek, does Buttman look Levantine to you guys
>>
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>>75977863
GJ, Bettjew

Surely, one day you will be among the Five
>>
>>75977884
please no underage posting
>>
>>75977877
yeah i changed how the sentence was structured and forgot about changing it.

>americans talking about grammar
>ever

mom, all the words you put z's in instead of s.

yeah nah stfu cunt
>>
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>kek. You wouldn't last 10 seconds on /pol/ nigger
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>>75977909

That nigger has gotta learn bruh
>>
>>75977343
Canada is getting one too, except this one is more figurative than literal and will be applied to Canada's currency instead of its border once NAFTA eventually gets renegotiated or cancelled which will lead to America no longer subsidizing the Canadian economy.

>>75977370
>siding with a Canadian versus an American expat posting from a Mexican IP

Karma will not be kind to your team.
>>
>>75977884

/pol/ is for basement dwelling beta nu males
>>
>>75977884
>taking his post seriously
>taking /pol/ seriously
>saying nigger on the internet because it's edgy
WEWLAD
>>
PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN DE AIR
>>
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>>75977904
I'D LIKE TO MEET ME ONE OF THOSE FIVE JEWISH LAWYERS
>>
>>75977928
Do you guys say "bob's your uncle" every time you do something?
>>
>>75977947

Look who's talking
>>
>>75977723
Disgusting coalburner trash, is this the best Cucksberg has to offer?
>>
So who do the Pongs start for Game 4? Gotta be Murray, right?
>>
>>75977935
>redditor /pol/cucks actually take things written on the internet seriously and think people would unironically be hurt by the words of the frustrated manchildren that frequent it

kek

K E K
>>
>>75977947
/pol/ really is right about most things tho
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>>75977976
>>
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all this racism and unnecessary name calling
time to clean up this thread
>>
>>75978015
Fleury gonna get cucked out of the Stan Lee finals games again
>>
>>75978015
pull the goalie in the first 10 seconds

they'll never see it coming
>>
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT THE SENATORS JUST PLAY DEFENSE R-R-R-R-R-R-R-RIGHT?
>>
>>75977852
what's the deal with yinzers?
>>
>>75978046
this is what happens when bandwagon teams start losing
>>
>>75977813
Just admit you like dudes.
>>
>>75977539
Dude your pointless-scoreless captain is married to a troll goblin whose profession is to sing redneck whitetrash music.

You just started getting relevant and haven't passed the second round until this year out of your 19 years in existence.

And finally, the Los Angeles We Wuz Kangz are the only team in the Salary Cap era to win 2 FULL back-to-back Stanley Cups. Try doing that first cupless retard.
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sid is literally crying
stop being so mean guys
say youre sorry
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Who /Arby's/ here?
>>
If digits pongs tie it up
>>
>>75978106
>mexico

enjoy your head while it lasts
>>
PRESS F FOR METHOT'S FINGER TIP
confirmed kill his finger is really short now.
>>
>>75978162
M
E
A
T
S
>>
>>75978162
oh boy time for a roast beef & dick sandwich
>>
>>75978169
>no longer being able to effectively fingerbang snes puckbunnies
why lif
>>
How will shittsburgh ever recover
>>
>>75977966
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
IN DE AIR
>>
>>75978162

Nice tiny hands
>>
>>75978221
when you look like methot they'll fingerbang themselves
>>
>>75978230
give gary a call
>>
>>75978221
can still thumb the bum tho
>>
>>75978106
Detroit was the last team to win back to back hombre
>>
>>75978106
>LA
>"we"
You realize what side of the wall you are on right?
>>
>>75978106
> Kongs

> back to back cups

Apparently spics can't count
>>
PIING
>>
>>75978243
this should have been the theme for the Rio Olympics imo desu
>>
PING
>>
PING
>>
>>75978254
He is probably tearing his clothes and pulling out his hair in a plea to YHWH like a good jew
>>
All this hockey played so 2 mediocre as fuck teams could play for it all. Ottawa and Nashville are a combined 84-80 lol.

Shorten the season by half or shorten who makes the playoffs by half
>>
>>75977894
All Ashkenazi Jews descend from larping Turks who had the brilliant idea that with the Jews completely wiped out someone should keep their bloodgod religion alive
And turks, are not white
>>
BASED MURRAY LEAVES NOTHING BUT POST
>>
DING A LING
>>
Is Fleury going to Vegas now?
>>
>>75978311
kek
>>
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>The SCF is unironically going to be Preds vs Sens
>>
>>75978277
I thought 2013 was half a cup????
>>
>>75977859
Fuck you big Ben never taped anyone
I hate that shithole just as much as anyone else but don't talk shit about Ben
>>
>>75978304

t. butthurt reddithawks fan
>>
>>75978255
kek, let's hope Crosby doesn't chop thumb off either
>>
>>75977666
>he can't get a 4 items for $4 dollars combo at Carl's jr. which comes with 2 burgers, fries and a drink or 4 items for $3 dollars at Rallys which includes a burger, fries, drink and dessert.

>he pays at least $10 dollars for a chipotle burrito

>not being able to buy myself a beer at a restaurant for 2 dollars

Oh and my personal favorite

>being so overrun by gooks in Hongcouver that any all you can eat sushi restaurant will not let you get your sushi without rice and will charge you for any rice you leave on your plate in order to fill you up on rice.

I've lived downtown and the West end and spent time in burnaby so I've had my fair share of Hongcouvers so called "fine dining"
>>
Goalie pulled when?
>>
>>75978360
Fuck off Ben you rapist piece of shit
>>
>Cindy Crysby constantly beaks off like a tough guy
>wonders why he has concussions

kek
>>
lol pongoons resorting to their old tricks AHAHAHAHAHAA
>>
New thread when?
>>
>>75978304
it just goes to show how competitive the nhl is.
>>
BABY NOW WE GOT BAAAAAD BLOOD
>>
please bens pull your goalie so we can score a couple more goals
>>
>Crosby pays 4 grindr

Does anyone have a screen of that TRUE HERO?
>>
>CROSBY PAYS FOR GRINDR

What did that guy waving a sign around mean by that?
>>
>POWER PLAY FOR PITTSBURGH

TOO LATE GARY
>>
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>>75978406
>2 minutes left
>New thread
>>
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>>75978431
>>75978436
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ottawa only has 12 fans but I love them all
>>
>>75978431
>implying he pays
he gets dong for free at least give him that.
>>
>opposing teams take runs at Pens all three series with no calls
>Pens player finishes check
>fight breaks out
>>
>>75978461
nightmare fuel
>for pangs
>>
>>75977764
>he's never been to Tijuana or even squirted in some top tier beaner pussy so he'll just hate because muh ignorance

I'm sorry you're too autistic to live in an area that doesn't have gated communities and a wholly homogenous Anglo Saxon society. Sucks to be you bro.
>>
>Malkin gooning
>>
>>75978461
>when he climbed the stairs on all 4s at the ends

To think this guy got a free ticket as a professional cheerer
>>
>Malkin gets thrown out
MAXIMUM KEK!
>>
>Pins coach

"Ah, Kunitz I got this"
>>
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>BETTMAN SAID WE GET MORE THAN ONE GOAL
>>
>>75978394
Cry more ucla campus cop
>>
>>75977834
>>75977846
Put your trip back on Kipshit or I'm posting your butt.
>>
should hockey use the yellow/red card system?
Malkin gets tossed, but so what?
>>
>that holding on pageau

Jesus
>>
>>75978458
That's the joke
>>
>>75978367
Nah but youre a cuck for watching game 68 of your team when they have the playoffs in hand since december

>but muh playing for home ice advantage
literally the biggest Jewish marketing scheme ever to drag a season out for way too long
>>
Goon it up next game, Pens. Refs put away their whistles this series. Fight fire with fire.
>>
WOOOOO HOOOO
>>
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>>75978549
pangs fans everyone
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>>75978549
>absolutely buttblasted
>>
>>75978528
It doesn't matter. The game was ending anyway :^)
>>
2 more to go. i'm out buds, gonna hack a dart
>>
>>75978541

I think the conference winner should get to pick their opponent in the first round. You're still a fag though.
>>
>>75977884
Thank you based leaf, maybe before Pierre stepped in Canada could have became it's own sovereign country. Now because of him and ultra-liberals they've stepped down to being an eternal vassal state of USA and it's looking like they might annex you in our lifetimes.

It will be both for both parties in the end
>>
WOOO HOOO
>>
>>75978549
they do that already and are soft as fuck.
>>
>>75978506
Lose more playoff games, Ben
>>
Hornqvist in next game, "falls" on Anderson aggressively, Pens sweep in 6
>>
>>75978541
nigga is u serious
>>
Pingus BTFO
>>
Why did Malkin get kicked out?
>>
>>75978635
>hornqvist
>implying he doesn't injure malkin
>>
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>>75978304
if anything they should expand the playoffs to include more teams now that the sport's more popular, like FIFA's doing

>>75978372
>i can buy a 4 for $6 from dairy queen with tasty ice cream and flame broiled beef

>or 4 beefy tacos from SR Frogs for $6

>or the most desirable beer in the world brewed locally at $2 for a half-liter

>while we earn dollars faster than you earn half-dollars

and i'm not even going to touch the sushi, eat the fucking food you ordered you fucking greasy wetback prosperity hater
>>
>>75978264
>>75978277

Read my previous post again, I said FULL cups. A statistic which doesn't include meme lockout cups notated by an asterisk (*)

>>75978354
Thanks for getting it.
>>
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>they'RE all PRImadonnas

jesus CHRIST hsi voice is fucking rekt
>>
>>75978693
he called the ref a "nigger"
>>
>>75978693
Stood up for himself. That's a no-no.
>>
>>75978693
He didn't get 'kicked out', it was just a 2 minute penalty with 1m56s, and the sens were going to be on penalty kill anyways. So there was no way he was getting back on the ice, so he left the rink.
>>
>>75978693
>>75978723


this
>>
>>75978549
>soft ass pens
>goons

Even Milbury who usually sucks their dicks was saying Malkin was their only tough player. lololol
>>
>down by a 4 spot

NIGGA HIP WITH THE LINGO
>>
>>75978596

That would before the best

The only thing I ask is Justin Trudopes head on a pike. Which I'm sure he will oblige with since he loves muslims so much
>>
>>75978750
Milbury hates the Pens with a passion and was smiling like a chestshire cat after the 1st
>>
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>We Grey Cup
>Soon we Stan Lee Cup

Feels good man
>>
>>75978782
well i mean in that situation he would win, so
>>
None of those goals were MAF's fault, except perhaps the 4th

Pens defence was garbage tonight
>>
>>75978693
threatened to suck refs dick
>>
>>75978852
Defense was garbage but the 1st and 2nd goals should have been stopped
>>
>>75978265
I cross the border every day for work, stay mad Cletus

>>75978712
>he literally eats the non ice cream related food from DQ

>thinking a obscure restaurant called SR Frogs that has a single locality makes up for Hongcouver not having any cheap eateries

>he thinks wages are going up in canada in decent proportion to the crazy high inflation food and rent prices Canadians as a whole pay

>paying higher taxes and having a lower standard of living

>inb4 muh free healthcare
>>
>>75978852
yeah the wraparound was bunk goaltending but you can't blame the goalie when THREE pittsburgh sticks help redirect the puck into the net on a single shot
>>
>>75978852

Matt Murray was pretty GOAT against the Sharks last year
>>
>>75978162
hope is alive!
>>
>>75978807
Pretty jelly desu
>>
>>75977603
Does she work at Hong Kong or is she a personal escort?
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