Orioles at Tigers Gamethread: Mystery Pitcher Edition

Imma go out on a limb and say bad Ubaldo

>>75974059

Who'd have thunk it?

Be worse at your job

So I got mlb tv

izi pizi

>>75973988
>turn on the game
>who lets the dogs out starts playing

I dont even have a pepe to convay this emothion

Fucking literally anyone would be better than Ubaldo at this point.

>>75974458

Of course, I say this and he retires two in a row.

What the fuck.

>>75974511
Post some rare brads lad, i've been waiting all winter for this moment

>>75974511

I thought bradposting came with fake Deepak Chopra quotes?

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>말을 냇가에 끌고 갈 수는 있어도 억지로 물을 먹일 수는 없다

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>>75974556
>>75974559

>Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to school an intelligence and make it a soul?

Tigers posters are actually pretty good. Hope you guys take the Central.

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>People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

>>75974616
Thanks, but our team is way too flawed to take it.

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>To communicate anything to a Goy about our religious relations would be equal to the killing of all Jews, for if the Goyim knew what we teach about them, they would kill us openly.

>>75974603
Kek
>>75974616
Last year had some really good threads.

>>75974680
SHUT IT DOWN

Wait, how on earth did both runners not score on that?

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>>75974680

Where's the beef

>>75974717
Brad slowed down time with his mind powers

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>>75974717
because our team is so shit you can score on your next at bats

God, Hardy has no power left.

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JUST

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>>75974752

>>75974814

Ouch.

His last year in Washington should have set off some alarm bells, though.

>>75974864
based brad

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All hail the based lion dog of good fortune for some tigers hits and runs

>yfw Buck signs Steve Pearce and Nate McClouth to fulfil the acient prophacy to win the worpd series

>>75974924
thank you based lion dog of good fortune. RUU RUU

How many outs before Ubaldo gives up the lead again?

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>>75974887
Go tell that fat faggot Avila that.

This game needs to end before Fargo starts. Cant be up all night like last night watching that game

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>عادة ما أشعر انى خفيفة قادرة على ان أطير وأنا مستقرة فى مقعد أقرأ رواية ممتعة. حين أشعر بنفسى ثقيلة أعرف أنى على مشارف نوبة جديدة من الاكتئاب

Jesus, Manny.

I know there were two good plays but that was a great inning by ubaldo

He was ahead of guys in the count and everything

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>I can feel the hurt. There's something good about it. Mostly it makes me stop remembering.

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>Life goes on endlessly, but no more in human beings than in other animals, or, for that matter, than in vegetables. Life, collectively, must be immortal, human beings, individually, cannot be, as I see it, for they are not the individuals – they are mere aggregates of cells.

Maybe we get some runs here.

I mean it probably doesn't matter but at least make them work for it

>>75975104
>>75975065
Morph Brad and Buck to make a super manager

>>75975158
Damn, so true brad.

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>>75975168
give me a few mins

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>>75974924
Sleep tite pupper

>>75975187
You guys think Verlander is always worried that Upton is going to leave him for Brad?

>Heart of the order doing their jobs two games in a row
what sorcery is this

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>>75975168
>>75975187
>>75975251

Brad has some competition with how large Justin's load was.

Man, Davis is actually looking to be worth the contract this year, and Trumbo is starting to heat up.

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>>75975193

>>75975310
Looks like Richard Nixon sorta

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>>75975344

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>shifting on JD

what

>>75975382

I don't know how anyone can dislike this man.

>>75975324
If they both get hot we may just be able to weather the pitching woes for a bit

>>75975439
There is that butthurt Cleveland anon that brings up his alcohol problems from like 5 years ago all the time.

>>75975460
Cleveland's twitter is embarrassing

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>>75975341

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>5th inning
>Ubaldo still holding a lead

F I L T H Y
I
L
T
H
Y

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>>75975518
>committed

>Manny hitting .227
How fucking pissed is his agent?

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>>75974616

>tfw it's a Yankees/Red Sox/Blue Jays thread

>>75975543

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk3iRFaUeQs

>>75975527
This is on you

>2 homeruns by an 0/30 hitter

B A S E D
R
A
D

jesus fucking christ >>75975527

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B A S E D
R
A
D

Ubaldo to guillotine when?

>It's so hittable, it's unbelievable

Hahahahaha, Palmer is *savage.* I love it.

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>Will we see Good Ubaldo or Bad Ubaldo tonight? Find out right here!

>implying there's still a good Ubaldo in 2017

>>75975670
>It's so hittable, it's unbelievable

We as Tigers fans call your Ubaldo and RAISE you Anibal Sanchez

Believe me, it is believable. Plus the fucker makes like 17 million.

This was Brad's doing for sure

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>>75975706

KINSGOD

>JaCoby Jones hit 2 HRs tonight

Hey guys, we'll trade you Hardy and Jimenez for uh

>>75975864
Anibal Sanchez and Francisco Rodriguez

Oh fucking lord, Crichton.

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>>75975830

Why is Crichton in? Was Ubaldo's pitch count that high?

>>75975905
I'd rather give up Zimmermann desu

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is an shane greene a elite pitcher?

Cerebral shift by the cerebro

>>75976035
gave up a 3 run dinger, looked like shit

Not one of those pitches was even close

Tfw thought TC should have been cut last night

Why does detroit play that jewish song?

>>75977299
what jewish song

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>inb4 Wilson blown save

>>75977299
>

>>75977437
duh duh duhduhduhduh duhduhduhduhu hey

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>>75977458
what

>>75977488
I looked it up and it's called Hava Nagila, it's played on the stadium organ like 3 times tonight

I didn't realise detroit was especially jewish

that was such a strike fuck off

lol that bobble

>>75977545
didn't even know that was a kike song desu. I thought it just was the song they play so you can yell, "CHARGE!" at the end of it.

JJ FLACCID

>pinch hitter who can't hit
>for the good hitter instead of JJ

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>our pen

>>75977657

Yeah seriously wtf?

>>75977657

muh lefty righty matchup

CHECK THESE DUBS FOR A DINGER

>Jones
>Machado

sigh

>Rickard swings at ball four

Just fucking get rid of this guy, his meme power ran out halfway through last year.

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>>75977719
let me help you

>walking someone who can't hit a fastball

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I hate this team

>>75977777
QUINTS

>>75977777
B A S E D
R
A
D

QUINTS

Incoming Machado home run

At least adam moved him to 3rd.

Come on manny pls

>>75977817
Nah manny will swing out of his shoes twice and then hit a dribbler

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>tfw it is a bullpen making me anxious episode

Every night

>>75977777
Quints confirm being a Tigers fan is suffering

welp gg tigers

manny couldn't do anything but strikeout

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Thank you jesus christ Wilson

gg Baltimore bros have a good night

UMPBALL

BUCKNOR FUCKED US AGAIN

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THANK YOU BASED UMP

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TIGERS MVP

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>>75977914
MY
MAIN
MAN
MR
LEAFBRO

>The CB Bucknor Experience

Little known fact, "CB" stands for "Completely Blind."

>>75977777
Quints confirm we will lose the next two and nothing ever will matter.

>>75977951
Yo i turned on fargo, what did that commie fuck Buckner do?

>>75978093
Called strike three on an incredibly obvious non-swing

>>75978154
Webm? Masn is just Jim Palmer rambling about kids on his lawn or something

>>75978228
There's a screencap in the general