/mlb/ - Big Blue edition

Firstros

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yankees desu

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>>75972409
/sweep/stros

losedians

Kershaw sucks

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>>75972409
Astros

Calyton Kehrsaw.

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Mariners!

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>>75972534
MARINYAS

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Injuns desu

Hope >we don't get bootyblasted by the Astros

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>>75972540
You should win at least 1 game senpai

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Is Kershaw gonna complete this game or what? Why players continue to "jump" on Kershaw's FB only to have him retire the side on 7 pitches is funny. It only works if you're good, the strategy is to get him out as soon as possible.

>>75972540
I don't trust them to not get swept.

Then again, I'm not sure how good Houston really is aside from all the dicksucking I see here.

>>75972580
Well they won 9 of 10 games so they're in for a L

Joc Pederson needs a fresh dose of pilates.

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>>75972580

They're the GOAT

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We out here in the rain, may just have to get the whole series tomorrow desu

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*blocks your basepath*

>>75972634
*strikes out the entire season*

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Here's to somehow salvaging the series

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1stros

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>>75972633
Not a Rockies fan but I'm glad to see a fresh face on the come-up

How about that Blackmon, tho

>>75972660
Here's to a further abstraction.

Mets own the league and this general

Remember when /mlb/ memed the Rockies into 1st place over the offseason by sheer willpower?

Clayton Kershaw after 7 scoreless innings today has a career 1.29 ERA at ATT Park.

>>75972704
Factually incorrect. This is a Dodgers general.

>>75972682
But Remember:
>Nolan Ryan made the most post-season appearances as an Astro (3 times)
>His best ERA was as an Astro at 1.69 ERA in 1981

>>75972722
His career numbers against the Giants are around the same @ 1.5. Some crazy stuff

>>75972693
As long as we win like on that sac fly bunt

>>75972722
>Clayton Kershaw after 7 scoreless innings today has a career 1.29 ERA at ATT Park.
Nice.

>>75972744
Man you're autistic as fuck buddy.

>>75972805
Better watch out, it's weaponized

>>75972686
Been really lovin' Nolan since last season but I'm a fan of all the usual suspects in our lineup.

Christ I wish Story was doing as well as he did last year though

>>75972805
>calling someone autistic
>in /mlb/
Feel free to leave at anytime

this nigga Romo man lol why Kersh didn't finish this game?

>>75972867
This 2bqh

>>75972848
Your lineup seems to have a solid BA, including Nolan and Blackmon. Question is, who's the weakest link in the Rockies Lineup/pitching?

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>>75972922
If it's a matter of batting, then Story whenever we have him. Guy's still solid on defense but he's got a BA of .180 right now. Sad considering up until he was injured last year the man was a machine.

Hard to say when it comes to pitching, though. Personally don't much care for Freeland.

Kershaw fucking Shaw

>Ubaldo starting vs Fulmer
>O's roster moves were calling up the worst reliever and a guy who hasn't even made the AAA bullpen
If the tigers don't win tonight it'll be quite the achievement

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>If the Astros play 1 game over .500 the rest of the season, they'll finish with 90 wins

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>lose games for the glorious tank for beer
>Kenny about to get his cuban man
things are alright for the down arrows

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What yall no bout sum orange ducks?

>>75973161
what do you want us to do?

>>75973186
You know what would be alright? If you just became a Cubs fan you optimistic peace of shit. I fucking hate people enjoy the White Sox. They make my every waking moment miserable. I fucking hate them and you should too.

>>75973210
Tonight is going to be a shitshow into the 12th, again

>>75973245
It could be worse: you could break the record for longest professional baseball game ever played tonight.

>>75973245
Cabrera's not playing \o/

The 80 pitch perfect game is on

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>>75973221
>this man is so upset that other fans are enjoying their team that he is literally foaming at the mouth
Calm down son

>>75973218
Have fun

>>75973262
No serious fan can ever enjoy the White Sox without a lobotomy. You are a fucking faggot.

>>75973260
Cabrera's not the problem this time
JD is a beast

>>75973303
Cry more m8, I'll enjoy myself as the sox tank for "glory" and beer

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>>75973255
H Y P E
Y
P
E

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Do Marlins fans exist?

>>75973333
How do you even play a 50 inning game? That's like 24 straight hours of baseball.

>>75973347
hey I am a marlins fan and know several marlins fans.


This team fucking sucks.

>>75973352
it was over 4 days iirc

>>75973352
They call the game at some point and resume play the next day.

>>75973355
>getting swept by a team the Yankees exposed
yeah, they do suck

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>>75973300
>>75972612
Was thinking at work today. Thoughts on #17 and #44 being retired?

>>75973352
it didnt take just 24 hours
>Chukyo High School beat Miura Gakuen High School in the longest game in National High School Rubber Baseball Tournament history Sunday, winning 3-0 in the 50th inning after four days and 49 scoreless innings
The box score from the is simply astounding. Both pitchers threw complete games. Chukyo’s Taiga Matsui threw 709 pitches over 50 shutout innings, while Miura Gakuen’s Jukiya Ishioka threw 689 pitches but finally surrendered a two-run double that broke the game open.

The game started on August 28th, and teams played 15 innings over the next three days. Had the game reached the 54th inning, the winner would have been decided by a draw, which seems like a terrible way to settle such a spectacle. After the game ended, both teams lined up and bowed to each other.


I guess the japanese dont care about blowing out arms even after I assumed the team went home and rest each day

>>75973374
they are the worst team in the league and have no future for the next couple of years regardless of the new owners. they have no farm system, no pitching, and the most bloated contracts.

Loria is such a shiesty person

>>75973403
but stanton

>>75973388
That's no game, that's an exercise in torture. Holy shit they went for 600+ pitches.

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>>75973379
I'm all for it

>>75973414
Stanton is not worth a 10 year 120 million dollar contract even if he was the greatest player of all time.

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>>75972534
MARI-
>>75972539
N-..nyas!

>>75973427
My thoughts were, with Berkman, it'd be retiring the last of the Killer Bee's

With Oswalt, well he was an Astro for 12 years. 12 years of your career being dedicated to a team while being as good as he was I think is deserving.

Also love the fact they were both officially retired as Astros together.

>>75973431
>10 year 120 million dollar contract
>120 million

umm

>>75973466
Shit I had no idea it was 325 MILLION with a capital M.

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>>75973451
Prime Oswalt was absolutely ridiculous to watch. Some of my best baseball memories right there.
And Lance was my favorite growing up. I actually taught myself to switch-hit when I was 9 or 10 because of him.

Who in their right fucking mind would pay someone a 325 MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT FOR 13 YEARS!?!?!?!

New THE SHOW event is OP as fuck.
Lefties pitchers v right batters only.
Average scoreline like 7-6

>>75973526
Kershaw was offered 300M over the next 10 when he was 24. He declined it.

>>75973497
in 2022 alone I believe they are paying him 34 million dollars.

>>75973431
he is just MUHHHH power man. such a meme.

Loria did this shit because he knew he was never going to pay the contract.

>>75973576
I hope for your team's sake they Bobby Bonilla his contract. Would rather pay 1 million dollars for 300 years than pay 100 million a minute practically.

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>>75973576
>2022
Players have already been making 32+ for a couple years now.

>>75973663
>an ancient Albert Pujols is still getting made 26 million a year.

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>mest

>>75973663
Kershaw is the only good contract on that list and he's actually UNDERPAID.
Worst has to be Hayward.
Pujols, Miggy, JV have performed good enough, but still not quite good on the backend.

>>75973698
Beat the Mest.

Would you pay Bryce Harper 325 Gorillion/10 years?

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>>75973698
pls no bully its only May and the season is already over

>>75973726
He's a good player, yes, but I wouldn't want my team to take that contract. Is he worth that much? Yeah, he's that good. /mlb/ memes have made people believe memes as fact.

>>75973732
Karma is punishing the fuck out of the >mest for all the annoying memes, pompous shitposting and GOAT rotation bullshit. Your tears are delicious.

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Astros

Where is the Oriole gamethread?

>>75973726
>>75973750
I would pay Bryce Harper 3 chicken nuggets and $5.07 a year.

>>75973655
Lol Bobby bonilla that contract. HAHAHA thats a great suggestion.


>>75973698
I still dont know who has the worst future. mest or marlins?

>>75973759
Next will be the disastros. When they flame out, holy shit, it's going to be something to watch for.

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>>75973732
March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:

>>75973790
Stop spamming this

>>75973790
Keep spamming this

>>75973790
literally the worst copy pasta. at least >tfw no old/fat is funny

>>75973790
There is a thread in where the weaboo cuckboi has a spergout over being told that syndergaard would have TJS or major injury by summer of 2017. Someone needs to pull that thread and make a meme of it. Shit was too funny.

Has krabs killed himself yet?

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>>75973806
>>75973812
>>75973835
It's funny because it's true.

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>>75973812
Yeah. That one is mine too. Unfortunately, there's no one left to get injured.

elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
>tfw no old/fat

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ITT PLAYERS YOU COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT:

>JASH DONALSON
>MADISON DUMBSHIT
>JORDAN ZIMMERMAN
>YOENIS CESPEDES

>>75973874
>That one is mine too
we know sweetheart

>>75973881
What happened to Josh Donaldson

>>75973889
You don't actually. Because you think that's DG.

>>75973907
We dont talk about it

>>75973874
>That one is mine too

holy shit pissboi is still mad about his bye week

>>75973931
Bro are you schizophrenic? Sincere question

>JJ Hardy has 4 RBI in the last 11 innings

What timeline are we in again?

>>75973931
>>75973912
I'm not DG. I'm a completely different spastic autismo.

>>75973956
3 of them were on soft groundouts

>>75973912
Jesus the fanfiction you've written for this guy has deep lore

>>75974007
Still... who can stop us now? JJ Hardy is literally our secret Frankenstein back from the dead

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>>75974022
Our resurrected corpse is better than your resurrected corpse.

>>75974022
Frankenstein was the doctor dipshit not the monster

>>75974039
>Frankenstein was the doctor dipshit not the monster

INT is knowing Frankenstein is the doctor
WIS is knowing Frankenstein is the real monster

>>75974039
>old bay
>not a dipshit
Pick one.

I wish an entire general wrote fanfiction about me and my predictable shitposts

>>75974018
>newfags don't know about daddygreinkeXscout-fu fan-fic
>newfags don't even know scout-fu

>>75974067
Thats fucking deep man

>>75974092
Maybe if you gave yourself a signature or some identifying mark you could get at least one autist to obsess over you.

>Blow gays

>>75973526
>Miami Marlin's Giancarlo Stanton

Weeeeeew you can't make this up

>>75974092
Stay anon. It's more fun that way. People know my posts even with out a trip.

>>75973526
>Who in their right fucking mind would pay someone a 325 MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT FOR 13 YEARS!?!?!?!
Someone who is expecting to sell the team before he has to pay much of it

>>75974139
You're not DG though. I don't "get" your endgame here. Just stop.

>>75974139
Or just sell your trip to the highest bidder. Its like when nerds used to sell WoW characters.

>have the opposing hitters in 0-2 counts
>Their numbers go up
Thanks for being the Phillies, Phillies

Honestly, the New York Mets are still the best team in the city since 2015 even though they're shit to be honest with you.

Do we have a solid number of the number of casualties after Dodgers fans unveiled that flag at AT&T?

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This nigga Joe Biangini funny but why he tuck his shirt like a plumber? This nigga Kurt Suzuki just took his ass 420 lol. How he throwing 95mph as a starter but 93 in relief? Lol

>>75973881
tulo lmao

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>joe blowagini
>6-0 Atlanta after 3 painful outs

no escape from it lads, the firesale rises

>>75974249
Thanks for giving us some wins. We needed em.

>>75974228
Jints fans a bunch of pussies. They wouldn't do shit. Thew few fans that were in that section left and were moved by the ushers to a different section. So much for those "sell-outs" when there are always 5-6K empty seats.

>>75974249
>Steve Pearce returns to Baltimore

Then we only have one player left to go brO's...

>>75974249
>allowing six in the 1st
Who the fuck is starting for the Blue sprays

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>>75974356
meme player with hilarious interviews. reminds people of kawasaki

>>75974166
what are you referring to

>>75974395
When batters are in 0-2 counts against the Phillies, their numbers are better than at 0-0 counts

So we can conclude Sale is #2 behind Kershaw and Greinke somewhere among the top 10, and everyone else not even ranking correct?

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>>75974418
ok got it, their pitching does suck, definitely need a new pitching coach or something

>>75974449
Unfortunately even with all three players you still end up with 0(zero) rings

>>75974449
Dylan Bundy 》Sale. Bundy gets a slight edge because hes not a ticking clubhouse timebomb

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I guess if >our no-more-than-3-losses-in-a-row meme is going to get BTFO it may as well be via the Astros.

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>>75974449
Forgot my memer macro

>>75974449
Sale's behind multiple pitchers in every category so far

Kikeall looks flat out better than him for instance

based joe dropping his first major league bunt

automatically a better bunter than half the team

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>>75974449

What are your thoughts concerning the ASG post-HFA?

>>75974510
He throws the most innings per start and has the lowest FIP

Did you know that no one born in Wisconsin has ever made a big league opening day roster?

>>75974236
>>>\nba\

>>75974633
I want shenanigans

LOTS of shenanigans

>>75974646
I don't give a shit

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>>75974633
more of this

Reminder that the Orioles and Astros are the only for real teams at the moment.

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Laugh at this shit.

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>>75974718
>calling that a strike
every time

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>>75974741
>Kershaw unanimously the best pitcher in the league
>Literally disappears in the post-season

It is pretty funny

>>75974741
Smoltz is stupid. They should only have Pedro do the rankings.

>Phillies just threw a 64 pitch first inning

>>75974797
>NO 2016
CONDITIONS I DEEM FAIR. Stay obsessed dumb faggot. Make this another Kershaw general

>>75974915
The results are hardly different with 2016 included

>>75974915
Don't really feel like updating the image but I'm sure you're aware he got BTFO.

>>75974904
Only gave up 1 run though

>>75973881
How can you forget about any of those players?

Fucking casual retards need to fucking kill themselves.

>>75974915
>hurdur guys kerhsaw best everyon else sucks check out these guys rating kershaw hey guys kershaw did you know kershaw kershaw >bumshit kershaw
>post kershawstats.jpg
>STAY OBSESSED DUMB FAGGOT MAKE THIS ANOTHER KERSHAW GENERAL *drinks urine*

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>>75974962
>>75974974
Literally unable to see a Kershaw stat and not reply. Does your body temperature rise at the sight of him trigger you? Sincere question. Why reply every time?

Who is making you do this?

>>75974741
Kluber sucks and makes excuses about being injured when he gets BTFO

>yfw uBBaldo has a quality start

>>75975022
Not even pissboi nor the guy you're replying to but you need some serious mental help. All you see everywhere is DG. DG this, DG that. He's living in your head for free 24/7. That's just fucking embarrassing.

>>75975040
>Someone makes a comparison
>Arbitrarily complain
>point out that the complaint doesn't actually change anything
>HURR SHILL

Justin Smoak has 9 home runs.

>>75975092
And then he samefags crying about it.

>>75975092
>>75975140

You are STILL posting. This isn't even fucking healthy for you. Please, log off and go take a nap. Go do something else with your free time other than being obsessed about two people who you will never meet in your life. Calm down. It's not fucking healthy.

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One post is all it took fellas.
I don't do it on purpose.
I just wanted to update the rankings and it derailed into another Kershaw general w/ a sprinkle of Bumshit.

Should I censor Kershaw's name and give trigger warnings when his name appears in an all MLB ranking?

Sincere question.
Tell me what you fellas think?

>>75975186
I think you should write KERSHAW in all caps for now on so people can instantly shit a brick at the very sight of his name. You know, give it some EMPHASIS.

>>75975186
neutral fan here

put a trigger warning

I'm sick of watching the general turn to shit for long periods of time because of this shit

>75975157
>Projecting your own insecurities onto others
No (You) for you

>he will never put his trip back on

>>75975186
Now do post season

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>inning ending double play
>commercial break
>after the break it shows the 2nd baseman not touching the bag on the catch and turn
>unreviewable because too much time passed

>>75975279
MANFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>75975263
He's also changing image md5 every time he posts particular images. He REALLY wants attention

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Is Cutch done?

>>75975336
Hopefully not. I like Cutch despite Shittsburgh.

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>>75975226
Bro Kershaw just win his 20th career game against SanFUCKcisco a couple hours ago and I didn't even talk about how his ERA at ATT is 1.30 lifetime. I'm not rubbing anything in anyone's face, I have matured since 2015. I don't do it on purpose I swear to you. I just don't know why it's 20+posts of derailed obsession that gets me accused of samefagging as if I was the only one who is annoyed by these obsessed shitposting autists. What do I do? I dont trip. I hardly even post here but my name still comes up. What has to happen for this to stop???

LUKE MAILLE

HAS A HIT

GOODBYE .040 AVERAGE

>>75975441
Hell if I know man. You are simply in everyone's head. I have no advice to give you because I'm just an anon. You are a master of getting the spastics to reply to you. I really don't know how to help you.

be a shitcongo cube brehs


lmao

>>75975441
I know. It's crazy. I get accused of being you ALL THE TIME.

Why does this dodger poster keep going on about Kluber being good anyway?

I'm glad we live in a world were kershaw has played in and won a world series. Imagine if he was terrible in the postseason, how embarrassing that would be

Is Kevin Pillar the new Hunter Pence of the AL?

>>75975560
Same reason he's obsessed with Bumgarner. He's an autist and gets defensive about anything encroaching on the objects he obsesses over. Bum has rings and is one of the best post-season pitchers along with being a great pitcher in general. Kluber is another great that pitched in a World Series and pitched a shut-out gem at that; Kershaw hasn't. Kluber has struggled so far so he picks on him specifically right now.

>>75975560
who are you even talking about? There are no Dodger posters on /sp/. Kershaw dominated SF and there are 0 posts about it

>>75975704
I think he's referring to that retard who's likes piss and kershaw. Fitting as they both belong in the toilet

>>75975683
You're so psychologically dominated by a 4chan character that you don't even realize how insane you sound. Get help.

>Canadia baserunning

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>CARRERA
>RUNNING INTO AN INNING ENDING COLLISION WITH THE THIRD BASEMAN(OUT)

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ZEKE

This team has two really good gloves in the outfield, but no arm whatsoever

>>75975683
Uhhh Kershaw threw a better game against the Cubs than Kluber in the NLCS and Kluber also got touched up in Game 7 and choked. I don't know at this post was supposed to prove.

>>75975549
>>75975488
>replying to yourself

classic pissboi

>loup killing Freeman

welp good going Aaron now someones getting drilled

fucking syrupfaggots

>>75975986
Rays and Angels. Kier does have an arm but Trout doesn't. Calhoun has an arm but Souza doesn't.

The Rangers have scored 4 runs on the Phillies, not a single one of them on an actual hit.

>>75976129
Herrera has a noodle arm, sadly

>>75976129
They have now.

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>Jays have 7 HBP in the last 3 games and just broke Freeman's wrist

if the barves started headhunting i wouldn't blame them

>7 hit Braves
>0 hit Jays

That 0 wont last long now that Freeman is out

>only canadian team killing one of the only """""canadian"""""" talents

pottery i guess

Damn I didn't see Freddie get hit, how bad was it?

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fuck the EAS i don't care about some little pedro getting abducted, show me baseball

>>75976251
Bone shattering

>>75976246
I guess if they can't play for the Jays they might as well not play at all?

>>75976251
Freeman bounces hit pitches like rubber and doesn't wear guards. He was showing legit pain on this one.

>>75976251
he got hit in the hand and it was so loud the ump two feet behind him thought it hit the bat

>>75976275
>series against the resd at the end of the month

votto better write his will

Freeman ded

F

This nigga Albers man. I hate to body shame but it's just too funny.

>>75976317
I guess if you can't join them, beat them.

>>75974633
Maybe the inferior league will whine less since their yearly loss won't mean as much

>>75976255
Lol this

>>75976328
HEY

HEY

HEY

>not waiting and drilling bootista

>>75976328
He reminds me of old/fat

k e k
e
k

Trolled hard

>get hit
>Get bamboozled

Nice job jays

hitters are fucking faggots who don't know how to get out of the way of pitches anymore

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>>75976328
kinda want to watch more gnats games to collect albers images

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*challenges you

>>75976454
Everybody crowds the plate now.

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>drilling Travis

well i guess it got you that double play and he isnt hurt so whatever, already expecting the double sweep through the weekend

>>75976470
>getting chris davis to watch strike 3
>impressive

>>75976484
In Chris' defence he finally took a ball instead of a strike and then the ump called it anyway

>>75976450
>hit a shit ton of batters, none intentionally though
>barves are like ok well we gotta say this isn't okay
>hit the next batter down low
>accept it civilly and take the base
>very unlikely to be any further shit

red cucks and orange ducks, take a few pointers

this is what it's like not having chimpy hotheads on your team

>>75976129
Boy the Phillies aren't even putting up a fight.

Would Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown, with modern training methods and technology, win a Cy Young in either league this very season?

>>75976454
This desu

>>75976513
boring

>>75976513
I don't see how you can blame manny when it was the peanuts who held off of hitting him for a game and a half before deciding to do it because they were losing

>>75976454
Love Freddy but it wasn't even a tight pitch. It was off a LHP but cmon now. He could have raised his hands and just taken the ball. The one who needs to take a pitch to the temple is that nigga Rizzo, why people don't hit him in the wrists everytime is pretty crazy.

>>75976454
Rather eat a pitch and take a walk then dodge a strike.

>>75976552
hitting rizzo on the wrists will probably get you a strike also

haven't been on here in 5 years but came on to say fuck aaron loup, we have enough troubles without our franchise player having a broken hand

>>75976552
Because then he gets on base

>that double off the third base over Barneys head

need a .gif of that

>>75976529
Different era no point in discussing.

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lol speak of the devil and it immediately happens

>>75976548
they probably didn't care too much because pedroia was all cool with shit until Sale decided he wanted to be a faggot

>swanson obviously drops line drive on purpose
>umps don't see it

fucking umps are faggots

ball don't lie blow gays

>>75976577
>>75976574
Who gives a shit. He has to get hit. Then when he does get pitched inside he gets upset that he's being headhunted.

>finally start hitting and pitching well to 4 straight wins
>piss it all away in Atlanta and Baltimore

pottery

>>75976552
Freeman is aggressive. He will take a walk if the situation calls for it but he'll foul off balls just to get the pitcher throw a strike. I'm guessing he misjudged the ball or attempted to foul it off.

BALL DONT LIE

>>75976657
I know you feeling as a Barves fan. You win when you want to lose and you lose when you want to win. I wanted the Jays to beat >us so we could keep tanking. I want my Seth Beer.

how sad is it that Russell Martin is our only MLB catcher and he's still ded

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>>75976611
https://youtu.be/xm1xKlqsdGo

From the essential Hanley Ramirez fielding bibble.

>Emilio Bonifacio is still in the major leagues

huh

>>75976640
that's what I'm saying man
You can hit him and get a strike at the same time, literally nothing to lose by pitching him up and in

>>75976747
two players have actually gotten away with it in the past week or so. the one by the brewers I think wasn't obvious, pretty sneaky by whoever it was but this one just now Swanson obviously did it on purpose

>MLB.tv stops broadcasting the Rangers v Phillies game cause they don't condone airing rape on television

now Howell is pitching in on inciarte to his displeasure

lmao whatever, benchclearings are fun

>buzzing ender

C'mon jays

i'm ready for this to get chimpy 2bh

>>75976955
Howell just sucks, he's on the chopping block

>>75976945
You don't know this but JP Howell is a fucking goon. This the nigga that preserved a jar of moonshine in his locker for two seasons then chugged it after an NLCS clincher with the Dodgers. He doesn't give a fuck.

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>>75976896
>The Phillies have given 3 hits and a HR to guy who's spend a total of 2 days in the majors

>>75977030
The entire rangers lineup can go have tea and come back and they'd still be in the lead.

>>75974249
You guys want Ubaldo?

>>75976747
>that fucking smile

wtf i love hanley now

>>75977113
only if you take Howell and all of our backup catchers

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>need to sign a lefty reliever to make another playoff run
>many good leftys on the market
>sign jp blowell

>>75977159
Not him but I'll take Howell, your backup catchers, and any useless odds and ends. In exchange I will offer you a few really solid AAA, AA, and Low A prospects and cash. All you got to do is pick them up at the Toronto International Airport when they arrive.

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>>75977237
do they have their own lodging or can I keep them in my basement

>>75977220
This is why you shouldn't let Rogers, Liberty Media, or any other company own your team. Owners by committee are too fucking stupid to run them well from the top and their idiocy seeps down to all strata of the organization.

>>75977237
nice try buddy but we dont have a Toronto International Airport, you burgerclaps cant ruse me

Suzuki about to murder a bird

>>75977275
Actually you do. It's a few cardboard boxes and an alleyway. Just ask for Crackhead Jim, the owner of the airport.

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is it chimpening soon?

In your perfect world, what would be a middle of the road batting average and what would be a top 10 active players batting average?

>>75973774
See >>75973161
They can afford a little bit of collapsing

>>75977269
better than loria tho

"don't have shit owners" is great advice but hard to actually do

>>75977312
that sounds pricey, does it accept airmiles

>>75977333
True. I guess it's better to have absent owners rather than actively incompetent ones.

>>75977336
It does. However the service is godawful. Just go to the real airport instead and not the one run by crazy homeless people.

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>waiting... .. ..

>>75977552
For you to lose?

>still no punches thrown
reeee

>it will be weeks before Happ or Liriano even throw a baseball
>Mike Blowsinger is getting another start in Baltimore
>offense back to its predictable streaky garbage
>Jose solo dingers, batflips and Jace talks shit to him and he just skips along, then suzuki talks to him and they chat amicably but benches clear anyways


this fucking game

Bautista is such a prissy little girl.

>be elite set up man
>shit the bed as a closer
why is this allowed?

nobodys really happy after a game like this

Why are the phillies so useless and incompetent?

>>75977798
They're the Phillies. There's really no reason for anything they do.

>>75977798
their rotation turned out to be dogshit

>BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR >BUCKNOR

HE STRUCK AGAIN
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

CB Bucknor LMAO

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Oh hey there, Manny

Oakland - Seattle
>>75977960
>>75977960
>>75977960

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based Bucknor RIPing orange duck

>>75977925
>>75977965
He got booed on every check swing appeal all game and let it get to him

ridiculous desu

Give me a rundown on what happened with Bucknor

>>75978005
An awful check swing call to end the game on Machado KEK

>>75978005
2-2 count, tying run on third, go ahead on first, check swing appeal with Manny even doing the pointing at him gimmick because it was an obvious non-swing

Calls him out

looks like baltimore will be hungry for wins by the time the Jays crawl into town

who /givingup/ here?

>>75978023
>>75978094
ORANGE
DUCKS

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>>75978005
Lil nigga got hosed hahahahaah

>>75978107
Don't give up! You can do it! You are a unique and talented individual and your team will succeed.

>:[

>>75978186
lol

Bucknor's home plate ump tomorrow for the rubber lol

>>75978212
Looks like you'll be dreaming of CB.

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CB Buckner general?
https://youtu.be/Y75YqNhT46Q

Rangers overtake the disastros in

3...
2...

I don't understand. Do we hate Bucknor like we hate Joe West or do we like him?

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rained out desu ne

guess we taking the series tomorrow

Ive been away from this general for a few years where did all these bandwagon astro tripfags come from?