Man United vs. Southampton - Match Thread #1

Practically a post-season friendly at this point

>>75968734
first for is marcos rojo still alive?

Someone post a stream please lads

>>75968764
ded, out for the season ;_;

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>Rooney

Shan't be watching this match lads

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PUEL OUT

>>75968780
>soccerstreams.net
pick one

Saints: Forster, Soares, Stephens, Yoshida, Targett, Ward-Prowse, Romeu, Davis, Redmond, Gabbiadini, Tadic.
>Substitutes: Hassen, Clasie, Rodriguez, Austin, Cáceres, Boufal, Pied

>they fell for the Puel meme

>>75968804
>it's a Rooney plays like complete shit but scores anyway episode

>>75968821
Who exactly will Southampton get in?

Man Unipiss

Only here to pass the time until Jewe - Nazio match.

>>75968867

probably another literally who

hopefully one that wont just play 90' of bus parking

>>75968865
thread on /r/reddevils tonight after the game

>IN PRAISE OF ROONEY
or
>WHY ROONEY SHOULD STAY ANOTHER YEAR

>>75968882
Should try and get Marco Silva desu

>southampton sponsored by a mong charity

Im ready for Rooney to fuck up ever touch once again

>De Gea has probably played his last United game
>his house is up for sale

;___;

Great player and the only shining light of the post-Fergie era.

do argentinos like romero or think he's a meme?

>>75968912
I'll miss the fuck out of him but thankfully he's not as vital as he was before this season. Get a decent keeper in to replace him (unless United trust in Romero) and things should be fine.

What do you lads think of these Keane to United for £25m rumours that have surfaced recently?

>Bailly

Mike Dean is so shit.

Also what a save.

Why the fuck didn't Ward-Prowse take the pen? He's the only player in the squad who seems capable at them.

0-0 confirmed

>ever doubting Romero

LITERALLY better than Neuer.

If I was a southampton player i'd just purposely injure as many United players as I could before the final

>>75968935
Why?

>not watching the championship playoff semi

>Gateway error
>request timed out

Fuck off.

Who cares?

dammit

>

What happened? Why is this website so fucking broken?

Leaked team for the final. My dad works at Man Utd.

_Mkhitaryan__Rashford__Lingard
____Pogba___Herrera__Fellaini
Darmian__Blind__Smalling_Valencia
____________Romero

is /sp/ fixed now?

why am I watching this shit? I have exams to study for

>>75968958
>Smalling
No, try Jones m8

>Connection Error
>Connection Error
>Connection Error
>Connection Error

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>Ummmmmm... ...broken?

>>75968957
>moot

>>75968940
I'll save you the bother
>Wednesday park the bus, Huddersfield attack all game
>Huddersfield fuck up and concede a sloppy goal in the 79th minute
>Wednesday win and then participate with Reading in the most dire, bus-parky Playoff Final of all time

>>75968967
Mou will lean towards Smalling for his height.

r/c:strips school

bit unfair that man utd are being FORCED to play these games they don't want to play

>video not found

reeee

>>75968957
Someone leaked a bunch of info on /pol/ earlier to do with a DNC guy leaking to wikileaks who was later murdered. Hence the mega shutdown and subsequent issues.

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>it's feexed

THANKS HIRSHIMOOT

>>75968998
he's too error prone

why are you watching the most irrelevant game of the season?

>tfw you're only looking forward to the half-time slag posting

I watched a video of younger Rooney a couple of days ago. It's just depressing. He's only 31. The guy used to be Ronaldo's equal.

>>75969147
because I lost control of my life

>>75969147

because >my team is playing and for once its not at 6 AM american time

This is so dire

romeu will gent sent off

then either bailly or jones will get sent off within 10 minutes

>>75969069
Kek

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>>75969127
Whereas Jones is Mr Reliable.

>smalling

>>75969155
>tfw haven't slagposted in a while
Is the mod still being a nerd?

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>>75969147
because it;s 1322 where I live and hockey starts @ 1800

Bought myself an espresso machine today, so I've been testing it out a lot. Feel fucking wired, lads. Thoughts are racing, I feel weird.

Think I need to pop a downer or something, anyone holding?

>>75969187
of the two? sadly yes, but that isn't saying much

>you now remember when people were declaring Smalling the best CB in the country
kek

>>75969187
compared to smalling, yes

>>75969174

>bailly or jones will get sent off

>not fellaini

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post yfw Ajax win

juventus - lazio is much more entertaining. I suggest you guys switch streams right now.

wish my streams would stop dying

>>75969207
more than likely, got banned for posting a chick in yoga pants the other week
oh wait this post isn't sports related

F O O T B A L L

M A N U N I T E D

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>>75969263

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>>75969212
>>75969212
I bought 5 bars of THC infused dark choclate bars with roasted espresso
Don't have the same problem, but I am concerned for your safety..
>just a little bit dough
have some tea? fuck, I dunno..

>>75969274
lel imagine this being your actual job s m h

>>75969305
I'll just drown it guzzling water, it'll be good.

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post yfw when you found out Marouane Fellaini is an anagram of "A Moron Failure"

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>soton attacking

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>>75969353

I think Mou will just use Romero as the no1 next season.

>>75969244
>maroon felony being punished for his crimes

>Rooney

Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

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>Rooney

My stream must be at least 2 minutes behind

>>75969433

HT after 46', la

>>75969085
source?

>>75969433
don't worry, you're not missing anything

>>75969452
True, I just saw what these two were reacting too
>>75969404
>>75969399

Just flicked the match on, what did I miss?

Quality game so far.

>>75969478
united conceded a penalty that wasn't actually a penalty, romero saves it

that's it

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slegs?

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>>75969263

>>75969478
Romero saved a penalty

That's it.

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alri

>>75969496
Leanna Decker is no slag, Sir. She's a goddess.

Who thankful for living in the age of Rooney?

>>75969522

left: would
right: maybe if I was drunk

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so this is a draw

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>>75969524
>>75969522
alri

>>75969522
Damn, Lucy Collett is hot as fuck. Ain't had a cheeky wank over her in a long, long time.

>>75969552
as someone who loves legs, this picture gave me cancer

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Need some baboon jewess pussy

>>75969550
Looks like a poundshop Elle Macpherson

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>>75969577

>>75968935
So one before you got sent off, even then they might not get injured

>>75969552
>"people" find this attractive

>Match Thread #1
>implying more than one will be needed for this boring ass match

>>75969637

Found the beta faggot

>>75969648
Wait until Utd are losing

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just waiting for slovakia 2bh

>>75969704
I would penetrate her with my phallus if you know what I mean

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'no'.

>>75969704
why is she dressed like that

>>75969689
Watching Juve bully Nazio and lift the cup later, just monitoring this thread for potential >mouyes happening

>>75969496
jelly desu

>>75969747
Attracts viewers

How is Rooney consistently so bad? How is it possible to collapse so hard?

>>75969797
he's probably playing with a hangover

>sane £30 million
>memetial £55 million

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

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:3

>>75969747
laundry day

>Switch back to the game
>Somebody down injured
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>It's only Bailly who is banned for the final

>Rooney's onside if he can get there

Hint: He can't.

How have manure spent so much but still ended up with so many mediocre playerself?
Their only genuinely good signing this season has been bailly

>>75969797
when was the last time he played well? 2010?

>>75969860

>Pogba wasn't a good signing and hasn't improved the team

Transfer fee aside he has been a good signing.

>>75969860
>Their only genuinely good signing this season has been bailly
And Pogba, and Ibra and Mkhi

>>75969881
I'd say he was alright under Moyes in 2014, one of the few players that played well that season. Been awful since then, not helped by LVGs obsession with starting the captain every game.

>>75969894

>most expensive signing of all time
>not even in the top 15 players in the world

Nah la

David De Who?

>>75969924
Gea

>>75969924
>de gay

>>75969922

>transfer fee aside

>most expensive signing of all time
>not even in the top 15 players in the world

Oh, I see you're retarded.

>>75969924
Gay I mean Jay

>>75969902

Mickthearyan isn't anything special and if you compare him to players like sliva, ozil, hazard or de bruyne he's definitely a level below them.

>>75969924
G

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>>75969942
>>75969960
>>75969968

its Jay

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>>75969924
de Goal

Martials shit

>>75969860

Moyes - Complete idiot
Van Gaal - Don't really blame him for th trasnfers but do for the defensive mentality being instilled in the club
Mou - Signings and selling have been good

>>75970000
wew la

le next henry #374 btfo

Is being dominated by Southampton part of Mouyes' game plan?

Is redmond the perfect Liverpool player?

>>75969962

>t. liverpool fan

>>75969962
>ozil

are you sure?

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>>75969989
It's G, NOT Jay.

>>75969894
Pogba is the exact opposite of "good signing". It's not just the transfer fee - Manure don't exactly lack finances - but the fact they could have, and should have signed 3 or 4 better players for the sum. What does >pogba offer that Sigurdson for example can't? And he's a set-piece specialist as a bonus

>>75969962

Agreed. He has had his moments but not often enough. Hopefully he can kick on next season.

>>75970002
>defensive mentality being instilled in the club
My biggest problem with LVG was how static the players were in the final 3rd

Why do you britbongers play sing a long to "oh when the saints go marching in" at every soccer game?

It's kind of gay

>wazza10

That was his old Xbox profile.

>>75970019
not him but I agree, he had a very good period around december to feb but recently he's been so poor. my most disappointing signing desu

>>75970002
Are you trying to say Mouyes doesnt play the most boring brand of defensive football?

And his signings have been shite

>>75970052

Why do amerimongs shout 'DEFENCE' at every sporting event? It's kind of gay.

>>75970052

When your drunk you really don't care

>>75969664
What is it with Americans calling everyone beta faggots? It's almost as if you're projecting. No.... can't be?

romero > de gay

>>75969962
Mkhitaryan was seriously fantastic under Tuchel. his own fault for making this retarded move on Mou's bench.

>>75970002
Kek, what signings? Ibrahimovic perhaps, but >mouyes was so dependant on him he ran him to the ground, the injury was inevitable. Also it's hilarious how you criticize Van Laal for defensive mentality yet don't do the same for >mouyes, who plays the most appalling bus parking in entire Europe.

>>75970082

Did it take you 20 minutes to come up with that?

>>75970031
>What does >pogba offer that Sigurdson for example can't?

dab

>>75970095
Mou's other teams have been good at counters at least, this team is just flat out terrible at absolutely everything

>>75970108
>it's the buttmad juve customer again

Somebody put wooney out of his misery

>>75970108
>the injury was inevitable

That injury was not because he was ran into the ground.
>>75970123
No I was working out you beta faggot

Oh shit, I forgot that teams only sign players for one season

>>75970108
based slovak dropping more truthbombs on the customers

>Hans Moleman presents

>>75970002
The transfers under LVG were tragic. He shipped out players and replaced them with lesser players.

Who would you rather have now, Nani or Lingard? Nani or Depay? Welbeck or Rooney? Hernandez or Rooney? Evans or Smalling?

>>75970072

Moyes wasn't that defensive from what I remember.
I more remember it that he had one tactic of crossing and never changed it which meant teams could jsut sit back and counterattack because once the team noticed it wasn't working they just passed it from side to side and put 50 yard pointless cross into the box again and again

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>>75970124
>>75970149

JUST DON'T LOOK, JUST DON'T LOOK

>>75970155
>working out

opening the bag of "crisps" sure is a good workout for you I'm sure

>>75970189
someone post the moyes one

>>75970108
his team are second for chances created and most shots behind liverpool, he's not parking the bus which is why he is sixth

>>75970192
Mouyes not Moyes

>>75970149
Why don't you tell us about Pogba's UNBELIEVABLE number of total attempted passes, or what a defensive BEAST Bailly is? Or Mkhitaryan's Iniesta tier technique? Lmao
>>75970155
When you play a 36 year old against every lower league shitter from Moldova, you
a) risk ruining his carreeer for good
b) prove how tactically clueless you are

Why isn't Djemba-Djemba playing?

>Risking Rashford

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

>>75970108
The football was better a few months back, it wasn't top tier or anything but it consistently created chances and there was rarely a game that I would blame Mourinho for. Though for some reason Mourinho has decided to go completely negative and go full self pity in interviews. There's literally no reason for it and it pisses me off to no end.

>>75970195
I haven't seen this episode in decades.

Did i missed anything?

>taking off mata
>leaving on wooney

He's lost it

>>75970279
he needs to be sharp for the final

>>75970155
>>75970149

>Replying to him

Idiots

>>75970191

TOnly one that felt like his signing was Depay and Blind. Darmian was a wierd one and Herrera was the board.
I can understand the striker leaving considering he had Falcao-RVP-Rooney at th end of that window

>>75970276
you mean Djemba Ba or Paul Djemba?

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>>75970206
Ummmmmm gimme them, gimme them all! I love the salt of your tears
>>75970272
>When you play a 36 year old against every lower league shitter from Moldova, you
a) risk ruining his carreeer for good
b) prove how tactically clueless you are

Did you not see the actual injury or something? He landed awkwardly and fucked his leg. That was never bound to happen

Is 4chan working now then?

>>75969552
Grim looking slags desu

>>75970308
Eric Pobga-Drogba

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>Mou teasing Rooney going off

I almost got excited that we might score then

>>75970289
the age of Rooney

>>75970229
Means fuck all, not all shots and chances are equal. How many goals against top 7 teams have Manure scored the entire season? Van Laal insisted on possession and careful approach, >mouyes turned Manure into boring cowards.

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Imagine rashford gets injured and isn't able to play the game against ajax.

>>75970321
No. You're just dreaming.

>>75970293
he's literally never taken off rooney this season after that free kick at stoke

>mouyes thought about subbing off pooney but subbed off mata instead

lmao

>>75970321
No they still haven't banned Americans

>>75970324
most but not all

>>75970251

I don't think Mou really plays defensive football (outside big games )either considering his records but he probably appreciates that the team is unbalanced as fuck and it took a season of defensive football at chelsea to turn them into a balanced team

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Troll post

>>75970351

Fuck off paki

>>75970335
Van Laal smashed up the top 6 both seasons but failed against the other 13 teams, he would have done better than mouyes

>>75970316
You do realize a senior citizen like Ibrahimovic is thrice as likely to suffer "awkward landings" and shit like that, right?

>>75970383
>american """banter"""

Thread went to shit fairly abruptly

>>75970384
Let's be honest, Van Laal wouldn't have anywhere near the same record against the top teams this season. Most of the wins he got were against Rodgers Liverpool after all.

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>>75970377
>>75970351

>>75970392
Not a fall like that Slovak

>Elbow man injured

Just give Ajax the win, it's over!

>>75970372
>the team is unbalanced as fuck
>Mou - Signings and selling have been good
Which one is it?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>75970443
Stop responding to sick people.

>>75970418
he beat klopp 1-0 at anfield with pooney scoring, beat pochettino 3-0, beat arsenal's A team 3-2 with the U-23 team, he gets shat on because of that full time plumbers meme

>>75970454
It almost always takes longer than 1 season to fix a team

>>75970384
Van Laal in his first season had more wins, more goals scored and secured CL football without relying on fucking EL. Not saying he was a success, but considerably better than >mouyes

goodnite

>>75970501
Goodnight xxx

>>75970476
>>75970485
he also beat man city 4-2 at home and 1-0 away

>>75970414

Most goals in a season at Chelsea and Madrid

>>75970501
>missing a potentially exhilarating 13 minutes of football

odd decision, but goodnight anyway

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>>75970484
I DEMAND 700 MILLION BUDGET TO GET TOP 4 NEXT SEASON
THESE 150 MILLION SHITTERS YOU BOUGHT ME ARE USELESS

>>75970501
schlafe fest, adi

>>75970414
>>75970520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i3PNiTH6IE&t=95s

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Winning the Europa League in 6 days!

>>75970476
Klopp hadn't even had half a season by that point, and he still knocked out LVG in the EL anyway. Pochettino's Spurs were a joke back then. No way near the powerhouse they are now. Arsenal are Arsenal. Still got knocked out the FA Cup by them.

It's a good record don't get me wrong, I just doubt it would be anywhere near as good against the top teams now who have all improved massively.

I want to sleep but I can't stop shitposting. what do I do REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>united play better because of herrera pressing in midfield
>commentators say it was because of carrick

disgusting bias desu

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>>75970520
Oh, you're talking about Mourinho? That man is dead, we're discussing the >mouyes zombie Manure hired, who got BTFO by female physio and nearly got Chelsea relegated.

Is Mou wanting Chicharito just a meme or it's real lads?

>>75970605
klopp had beaten chelsea 3-1 and city 4-1 before losing to LVG 1-0, at home

dubs and soton strikes a meme 88 minute goal to end this shitfest

>>75970646
a few months ago he was saying that chicharito would score a lot in this team because of all the chances wasted. right now I doubt he would though.

>>75970581

I really hate these videos. Dicksucking, hyperboles and basic analysis

>>75970646
Mou said he would have never sold Chicharito in an interview. Make of that what you like.

I hope it is real, want it to happen

>defending LVG
December 2015

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>>75970581
Based

>>75970656
I can't quite remember if it was refball or not but I know that they got completely outplayed so at the very least it was a lucky 1-0 win.

>>75970633

>Chelsea players acting like cunts and getting the manager sacked

Shocking, watch it happen to Conte

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>worse in every aspect
>the state of manure

>>75970656
Yeah he was super inconsistent. United were awful in that game anyway. He still failed massively in the EL, one of the biggest games between the two sides as it was the first time they met in Europe.

>>75970693
Incredible isn't it. Oh I long for the days where the first shot on target in the 80th minute against Sheffield United at home was ironically cheered.

>celta playing attractive football but still losing to halal refball
>manure playing like garbage but still 0-0

can't decide which game to watch desu

>Bailly injured

Literally zero shits given. Throw some kid in his place at the weekend.

>you now remember Wayne Rooney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AGZF8Rwurs

Klopp will sign Chicharito desu

>>75970750
not refball, shit set piece defending from liverpool allowed pooney to score and then they parked the bus

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BAILLY INJURED

>>75970751
Not even Hiddink managed to fix them, the cancer >mouyes caused needed someone like Conte to cure. Watch Manure mercenaries getting sick of the washed up fraud next season :^)

>>75970800
Rooney is like Podolski just not more alcoholic.

>>75970767
>wasting your time watching a team that you hate
Gee, tough choice

>>75970816
judge him next season when he has european football, I think got he chelsea knocked out of the league cup on purpose to remove any chacne of fixture congestion

>>75970758
Lmao

I called this finishing 0-0 at the start of this thread and yet, I'm still here watching this shit.

Fuck me lads, gonna go download some JAV and never watch it to make myself feel better.

Christ, a single thread for the entire game

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>>75970860

>>75970875
Nothing happened and much more important games are on at the same time. Plus for half the thread 4chan was fucked.

>>75970875
It's more comfy that way.

>>75970848
>got he chelsea knocked out of the league cup on purpose
Of course he did, just like Guardiola. It's a worthless competition for the likes of Swansea to get some """"silverware"""". Or in Manure's case to give something to their customers to share and repost on social media

>>75970875
this game does not deserve more than 1 thread

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>United

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>>75970816

Hiddink stabilized them, Mou was sacked in december. I don't even think its up for debate that the players got him sacked. Its chelsea they always act like cunts

The magic of fergie time has been long gone...

>>75970758
How much is their squad worth again?

>>75970901
>>75970909
>Mfw two yuropoors replied to my post

I expected nothing as I went to sleep

Worst game of the season?

>>75970935
6 Quadrillian Shekels

>>75970935
£950M

>Wayne jumping into Bailly
>you now remember the 09/10 Rooney that bullied every defence he came up against

Sad!

>>75970875
tbf 4chan was having an errorgasm during the first half

>>75970929
wonder if they will do the same again with conte when they are not going well, chelsea players have gotten 3 managers sacked now

How absolutely semen slurpin

I get the impression the match brief for this game was:

None of this matters
Just don't get injured

FFS Bailey

>>75970992
Thankfully Bailly getting injured doesn't matter too much.

whoa....... so this is the power..... of the (e)pl

ABSOLUTE SHITSHOW TWO TEAMS IN DECLINE

>>75970992

He's banned for the final...

Positives: Romero
Negatives: Everything else

>>75971046
Herrera was also good desu

>>75970929
>Hiddink stabilized them
Exactly, and yet the results were bad for previous season's winners. The damage was so bad that total tactical and phychological overhaul was required, that's why Conte was brought in to mend them.
>b-but the players were being meanies!
You're sorry excuse for a manager if you let things escalate that way. Bonus points for blaming journalists and Eva Carneiro for all of it kek

Fucking Sky, I've now got Rocket Man stuck in my head. Here, the rest of you get it in your heads too, I don't want to be the only one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LX7WrHCaUA

>>75971057
I guess, kinda hoped he got rested all game though.

Also thought Jones played well. Much better than fucking Smalling.

Rooney's last game for United is Crystal Palace

Y/N?

I didn't know Rooney can be this infuriating. Times have changed.

>>75971086
Smalling was garbage in passing but he made some crucial tackles

>>75971102
I hope so but I won't be surprised if he stank up the place for another season

Could be De Gea's too ;_;

>>75971102
Y please. For his own good and legacy.

>these ABU pundits on NBCSN
there's no escape

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>>75971123
pls no ;____;

It's been coming for a while, so I won't be too surprised if it does happen.

When is Ajax going to give them the D?

>>75971102

No this is his last game hopefully

Fully expected Puel to just park the bus but there were actually some clear attempts to score. Impressive. Shame Romero had to do his job properly. Bastard.

>>75971149
Next week lad.

>>75971144
Hopefully United can get quite a bit of money off him (before spunking it all on some meme player)

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Imagine, just imagine if Manure actually manage to choke against bunch of Dutch kids on their first professional, 500 euro a week. contracts. Is >mouyes going to kill himself on the spot?

are british people retarded? why the fuck do they use big words and speak fast when they obviously know the person in front of them is terrible at english?

>>75971171
24th

>>75971077

I don't know how to reply when its obvious your football knowledge is far beneath mine

>>75971143

That one guy was so fucking triggered that Mou was playing a weakened team that didnt look like they gave a shit. Moaning about the fans having to travel to watch a crap game. The fans knew what they were in for.

>>75971194
NO

>>75971186
It's that inherent sense of superiority that hopefully Brexit will rape out of them.

Did I just make it political?

ABANDON THREAD

KROOS

>>75971223
Quoted the wrong post, I meant to link the Kraut just above you.

If he plays in the final I'll kick my cat square in the pussy.

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15 draws

Why are all the other teams being edgy and not just allowing the greatest team ever to win?

>>75971259
wonder if 16 draws will be a new record

@75971227
shan't be (You)ing this

>>75971186
Because we RULE BRITANNIA

>>75971259
17 is the record for a 38 game season

What a damn shame, we can't break that record.

>>75971259
Why exactly did people want LVG out?

>moo

>Asspiss sent off

Not surprised given how he was against us over the 2 legs.

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>>75971204

>>75971295

No sign of progression in his 2nd year and he was literally going to retire 1 year later anyway.

>>75971306

moo

https://futmomento.com/products/dabboys

>>75971227

I mean, at least Americans are smart enough to use simple English when speaking to people who aren't good at the language

>them

are you a tourist senpai?

>>75971219

it was funny when the host chick pointed out that the game is essentially pointless for them because they can't move up the table, the look on his face was priceless

>>75971295

Was getting pointless

>>75970908
>>75970860
i dont get it
>>75971295
cos he had utd playing boring football and failed to challenge for the title despite spending more than the top 4 put together

https://futmomento.com/products/pogdab-mufc

>>75971338
>smart enough to use simple English
Nah they just get a shit education.

>>75971295
Really poor football, terrible transfers, very very odd man management and no clear progress whatsoever. People like to say how good he was with youth but all he did was throw random kids in the deep end and ignore the actually talented youth players. His biggest success, Rashford, wasn't exactly planned. Also I'll never forgive him for keeping Blackett and selling Keane (for £2m). Now watch >us spunk £25m on Keane this summer.

At least he was funny in interviews I guess.

>>75971323
do you hate yanited or just josevid mouyesrinho

>>75971185
who will he blame?

>>75971285

Can get the most home draws in a season (11) if we draw against CP

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>>75971347
>cos he had utd playing boring football and failed to challenge for the title despite spending more than the top 4 put together
We got ourselves a repeat, lads

>>75971338
So many Indians come to this country and get our high level of education but if I was to come over there and eat a cow for dinner I'd get stoned. NOT VERY NICE

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>>75971391
According to customers I just can't cope with >pogba leaving lel
>fucking pogba

I'd just like to point out to everyone that the club SlovakiABU is a customer of are literally playing in a cup final right now and he's here shitposting about Pogba instead.

Mourinho just said Joel Pereira is playing v Palace. Then said next time De Gea will play will be against LA Galaxy in pre-season.

>>75971427
>stoned
you'd get attacked with swords, blades, acid, then get burned alive. and if you survived you would get thrown in jail for animal cruelty where the police would beat you everyday because they are in a shit job with low pay

>>75971457

He just does it for attention