What went wrong?

Too much estrogen.

Rodriguez is only good as a #10. Zidane doesn't use a #10.

>>75966543
>Too much estrogen
he does look feminine

That bug stole his talent

>>75966573
>25 years old
>no facial hair
>still has baby fat on face
I'm not memeing.

I wanna know how smooth his butt is.

>>75966456
nothing really, he was always meh
he was just really really good during the 2014 WC and that's it

tactically clueless

>>75966456
he always look high as fuck

He's going to be great at United.

>>75966456
He drank from too many water bottles

ZIDANE'S ENVY
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E
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V
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He can't communicate with teammates properly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD6m0sqGU24

>>75966808
name a better n. 10
pls no memozil or memisco
protip: you fucking can't

>>75966898
What is a Congolombian doing in Brazil?

>>75966592
>>no facial hair
That's fairly common amongst people with native american blood

Remember the natives didn't have facial hair, nor body hair at all

>>75967008
What meme player will you present to the world next year? After Asensio I suppose it will be Mariano... right?

>>75966898
Do false 10s count?
Banega, fit Pastore, Verratti

>>75966898
Isco
Eriksen
Ozil

>>75966456
nothing, madrid are simply selling him to reduce costs and subbing him for asensio who earns a fraction of james wages (and a fraction of his talent)

you might have noticed in the last few years madrid has had to sell before being able to buy, they don't have much money, too much expenses

>>75966898
Messi
Eriksen
Dele Ali
Ozil
Mata
Coutinho
Dybala

>>75967088
>rating Mata

>>75967044
>Isco
you mean Gordisco, right?
>Ozil
yea that reject

>>75967088
tf
tp

>>75966898
The time of lazy number 10s is over, and I'd include Isco among them. No work rate, no game time

>>75967043
>>75967044
>>75967088
lmao wtf is this shit

>>75967032
Mariano is 24. He has no future in the club. James is 26 and has the physical form of a 40 years old player. He is slow,he doesn't defend and is only good for le cheecky cross. Denis Suarez is better than him currently

>>75967086
>and a fraction of his talent)
Steven Jefferson Osvaldo Asensio has done more for Madrid than your fellow country man in 3 seasons and he is 5 years younger

>>75967152
>he doesn't defend

Kek, gordisco sure knows how to defend. Such an awesome work rate.

>>75967152
What do you think of Borja Mayoral?

Test

>>75967175
Go test somewhere else, America. Like Japan, for example.

>>75967111
Isco has more endurance than James which tells you how shit Jajamemes is.

>>75967175
He's still dead

>>75966456

Bayol is better than him

>>75967186
chubby

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C86Fn5BXkAIALvk.jpg

>>75967171
Isco runs way more than Jajamemes and defends way better than him. Obviously a Colombian customer that foesn't watch any Madrid game doesn't know about this. On top of that Isco is literally better than James at everything except crossing and is 1 year younger

>>75967166
sure, we all saw what a nice goal asensio scored against barcelona at bernabeu with the league on the line... ah no, that was james while asensio was fucking up simple tap in passes for ronaldo or shooting the ball straight to ter stegen

asensio will be gone from madrid in two years at most

>>75967173
Pretty meh. The Paraguayan in Castilla is the real deal. Sergio Diaz is his name.

>>75967211
a little thick, don't you think?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C86Fn5BXkAIALvk.jpg

>>75967239
I heard Solari did a shit job in spite of a talent like Diaz in the team, what do you think about Guti running Castilla?

>>75967247
Why would your looks matter? If he plays well he can look like Higuain (who by the way also scores a lot)

>>75967209
Still more fit than James
>>75967235
Steven. First you should fuck off back to your country. Second Asensio was key against Bayern. Third James just did a tap in against Barça in a game that Madrid lost. And forth if Asensio leaves in 2 seasons he would still have a better career at Madrid than Jajamemes.

>>75967255
I don't follow anything lower than Castilla. Guti is a nutcase I don't know if that will work

>>75967263
He don't tho. He's been hyped because is compared with Bale, who can barely play full 90.

It's like this everytime. I remember when Carvajal was so bad that he was warming the bench for Danilo, and when he finally begin as a starter he was suddenly the best rb in the world. Again, only hyped because his comparision was FUCKING DANILO.

>>75967247
Still fitter than Jajamemes that can't run after the 15 minute mark

>>75967289
>Guti is a nutcase

So the rumours are true after all

>>75967299
Carvajal was always better than Danilo. He had WC performances in Germany and in 2014. Jajamemes had one good world cup and 3 good months at Madrid. That's his whole career. Isco has been better for the past 2 years. Jajamemes career is death and he will probably pull a Di Maria or an Ozil next season

Anyone else remember real madrid tv?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0ogw2vHrak

>>75967299
>I remember when Carvajal was so bad that he was warming the bench for Danilo

Wait... what?

>>75966456
He's a faggot

>>75967270
>Second Asensio was key against Bayern
wait, the ref was called asensio too? what a coincidence
>Third James just did a tap in against Barça
not a tap in and as a matter of fact james was the only one giving a shit about winning that game while the rest of the team had already accepted defeat
>if Asensio leaves in 2 seasons he would still have a better career at Madrid than Jajamemes
not a surprise, most madrid players have absolute shit careers there, simply look at how many league titles ronaldo has won with madrid (and refballed beyond belief), it's embarrassing

>>75967341
>Carvajal was always better than Danilo.
lol this is exactly my point retard. Even your mom is better than Danilo.

Now compared with him Carvajal is the best rb in the world, and so is Gordisco when compared with a player who can barely play full 90

>>75967419
>lol this is exactly my point retard. Even your mom is better than Danilo.
>Now compared with him Carvajal is the best rb in the world, and so is Gordisco when compared with a player who can barely play full 90
Carvajal has outperform his competition on a regular basis. Isco is playing great lately. Bale has been mediocre for 3 seasons. I don't know what your argument is.

>>75967419
keep in mind madrid only signed danilo because barcelona were interested in him, good waste of 38m lmao

>>75967452
Barca did the same with Andre Gomes lol. Why you both always do this? Danilo was always awful.

>>75967438
>I can't understand a simple argument

Spanish education, everyone.

>>75967463
the difference is barcelona actually need midfielders while madrid had absolutely no use for danilo

>>75967491
Barca needs good midifelders, not Andre Gomes tier.

>>75967406
>wait, the ref was called asensio too? what a coincidence
Asensio had a key assist that won the first leg and he forced Vidal expulsion. So yes he was key. And before you shitpost. Yes it was a yellow card and even if you don't agree because you are bias Vidal deserved the booking way before that.
>not a tap in and as a matter of fact james was the only one giving a shit about winning that game while the rest of the team had already accepted defeat
It was a tap in from a cross. James entered in the minute 80 he was fresh and did a tap in. Praising this is borderline retarded when he did jack shit outside of his tap in,in that game
>not a surprise, most madrid players have absolute shit careers there, simply look at how many league titles ronaldo has won with madrid (and refballed beyond belief), it's embarrassing
R.Madrid has the most titles in history. That your overrated shit tier country man had a shit career at the club is his fault for being shit.
Why are sudacas so dumb and butthurt? Jajamemes has been shit for 2 straight seasons and he is going to be 27 the next season. Investing in him is totally retarded

>>75967473
How is Bale being shit makes Isco's ran bad? He has being key in tones of matches this season and has played at a great level. Even if you don't like him for whatever reason

>>75966456
He can play only one position and his best trait is his goal scoring ability but Ronaldo takes all shots in RM.

>>75967524
Bale being so shitty makes Isco looks better than he actually is. That's simple to understand m8, even for a spanish person.

>>75967534
>Bale being so shitty makes Isco looks better than he actually is. That's simple to understand m8, even for a spanish person
It doesn't work like that. Bale has always been mediocre but Isco has never played this consistently since he came to Madrid and he has been leading the team in multiple matches. James has also started for Bale and had totally forgetable matches as he is just good for statpadding against Gijon

>>75967506
the risks of buying young players, some become good and some don't, do you remember where iniesta was at his age? (and no, gomes can't be compared to iniesta)

>>75967509
>and he forced Vidal expulsion
the ref? yes, everybody saw the blatant refball, both legs against 10
>It was a tap in
ayy you are so butthurt about james you'll literally make shit up, rewatch the goal mong
>R.Madrid has the most titles in history
>muh history
lmao I thought this was a stereotype of madridistas but turns out it's true, you are the arselel of spain

stop bullying isco

>>75966898
well shit i was gonna name them but then you memed on them. fuck, what now?

>>75967579
>the ref? yes, everybody saw the blatant refball, both legs against 10
Vidal tackles Asensio and then kicks the ball you sudaca farça customer
>ayy you are so butthurt about james you'll literally make shit up, rewatch the goal mong
https://youtu.be/7gpLcvwd6A4
Deflections+tap in
>lmao I thought this was a stereotype of madridistas but turns out it's true, you are the arselel of spain
Madrid is the current CL winner. Why are sudaca customers so butthurt?

Kevin Roldan (dude that leaked photos of Rolando's party after that 4-0 against Atlético) was his idea.

>>75966456
He joined Halal

>>75967023
Is he amerindian? Are South American natives different than Mexican ones?

>>75966456
Same as with Bale, Perez though if he just massively overpays for him people will believe he is world class.

>>75967686
>Are South American natives different than Mexican ones?

go to school nigga

>>75967721
I did but never learned about race in South America desu. He doesn't look native to me but Argentina said otherwise.

>>75967137
whats a congolombian doing in spain?

>>75967746
Colombians are 75% european/middle eastern,20%native and 5% nigger on average

>>75966898
O Mago Valdivia

PERERERERERERE

never sign a word cup meme

>>75967043
>Banega, Pastore
>False 10

Qué paso, Argentina, antes eras chévere...

>>75967768
Cleaning toilets while bandwagoning Barça and claiming to be 100% catalan and 100% Colombian with his estelada and his James poster. The Spanish dream

>>75967786
why are congolombians national team like 80% nigger? did they fall for le fast pacey black guy meme?

>>75967686
Didn't say he was a native, just that he has some native blood on him and yes, native pleoples of the Americas are different from each other, just look at the size of it, they have to be some diffences between people who live in Mexico from those who live in Amazonas, those from the Atacama desert and those from the Patagonia tundra

>>75967786
>Colombians
>white

They look like spics there. I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a Mexican and a Columbian. Both smell like absolute trash too

>>75967820
Football outside of the USA is the working class sport, and black people tend to be poorer

The same reason for England, France or Belgium having so many black players even when they have less than 5% blacks. Or the USA basketball team being mostly black when they are like 13%

>>75967820
They have 15% niggers. Just like the US.

>>75967789
>he rates El Mago

wtf I love Luxembourg now

>>75967786
search for 'Juan Pablo Montoya'

>>75967838
They are mixed. They are just less mixed than Mexicans. And the underclass is massively native and massively nigger which are the people that migrate. If you ever see a rich Colombian he is a criollo ,a jew or a Lebanese

>>75967838
CHI

Everyone hates Mexicans, people usually like other Latinos, get over it. Plus do we even have Colombians here? Here in Iowa there's only filthy little beaners like yourself. I've lived in the north west, Maine and Iowa and I've only met a couple South Americans whereas you disgusting Mexican cockroaches are literally everywhere.

>>75967686
>>75967826
>>75967826
true, the natives in northern mexico in the desert the tarahmaras , are super dark skinned, almost Congolese in color. Very different phenotype from Natives from north east USA, or South america

>>75967887
>>75967887
>that feel when Im brown mexican with a hot nordic german gf

stay mad breh

>>75967247
wtf I love Isco now

>>75967786
colombia is like 30% black

El calvo hdp. Ponga a James!!!

>>75968036
is this ESPN?

>>75968177
"James is a better player than Zidane ever was"

- Andrés Marocco

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>>75967870
I can confirm this being white and Lebanese myself

>>75966456

he isn't french

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>>75966456
he is a thinking mans Messi

He's just not good enough

>>75967023
I have Native American blood and I can grow a manly ass beard thank god. I dont wanna look like im 13

I dont have any back or chest tho

>>75966456
He cares more about the prestige of wearing the number 10 shirt for Real Madrid than he does for actually playing football. Also, he isn't exactly helping himself with the limited abilities he has - nothing more than a consistent Coutinho.

>>75971131
>implying anyone cares about shirt numbers

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>literalmente creen que isco y asensio son mejores
ojala abran luego el nest para poder irme de esta mierda

>>75971852
kek
the spanish midia is a joke pal

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>>75967043
>fit Pastore

>>75966456
nothing, he is overacheiving in Madrid

>isn't good enough for first team
>cries all the time
>finally gets put on against granada and leganes
>scores
>thinks he's the next Messi

>>75971852
>muh stats
Iniesta estuvo varios años a nivel de balon de oro y le gano un mundial y una eurocopa a España y apenas metía goles ni asistencias

Ademas James juega contra el Granada y el Osasuna mientras que Isco juega contra el Barça y el Atletico

EVERY MEMORY OF LOOKING OUT THE BACK DOOR

>>75971852
Wena nido

Who gives a fuck about this faggot. Bale's fate at Madrid is way more tragic.

>>75967786
bullshit
colombia is like 50% mestizo 15%black 15%other mixes 20%white at most

>>75971852
>MUH STATS

except Hamez only played shit teams. He didn't play atletico or barca in the league

those stats make asencio even more impressive, considering he played barca, atletico and bayern

>>75969007
looks like a nigger to me

>>75971852
what are Kroos and Modric doing there? I understand the others cuz they were in similar circumstances as James most of the season but Kroos and Modric start every game, comparing them to players who only get in the last 15 minutes is retarded

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nothing wrong with me anon

>>75967954
>and then I woke up

>>75966456
He has the same weak cunt fatty disease that gotze has.

>>75971852
>>75972780
The answer is that El Chiringuito is retarded. Possibly the dumbest sports show in the history of sports shows.