/bundes/liga

>Dumbmund sacking Tuchel for small-club coach Favre
insane

goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood merning

geeeeerrrrrddd morninggggg

WHERE IS ELISE?! NOT HAPPY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75965815
Accordind to "Sport-Bild", Gnabry wants to have a buy out clause in his contract so that he can transfer to Buyern in 2018. But why would Hoffenheim want to do that?

>>75965851
>tfw everytime I see watzke he looks more like a cartoon villain to me

Gnabry is shit and a waste of money.

>>75965856
>>75965865
salute

any updates on the javier martinez to liverpool situation?

R ... B ... L! ***clap***

based Är Beh will make it to the CL semis next year.

>>75965987
they've been giving me a semi all season if you kn ow what I mean

>>75965987
I doubt it.

>>75965956
This would make no sense.
Why would he leave Buyern in favour of Liverpool?

>>75965987
Probably not, but I'll have my thumbs pressed that they do.

>>75965997
it's a maymay my dear newfriend

>>75966013
Yeah, but it's a stupid maymay, babay.

>>75966026
okaykay

>that one Australian flag ruining the perfect German flag combo
Fuck you, mate.

Denmark in 3...2...1...

...-1....-2....-3...

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Notice upper right corner and then notice what it says on the page

>>75966041
Lunch break over now

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Our Mario and his gf watching the U19 final yesterday

>>75966094
She looks like she's wearing a mask.
Also he looks so puffy. :3

>>75966087
hehe

Official: Pierre Bengtsson will leave Mainz at the end of the season to rejoin FC Kobenhavn, where he will replace Augustinsson.

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>>75966094

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>German first names
Jesus Christ.

>>75966125
lacks Sörens

>>75966132
Sahverdi is the new Sören

>>75966132
Jann-Fiete is the Sören replacement

>>75966125
>Klatte

>>75966125
>Sahverdi Cetin
>John Yeboah
>Noah Awuku
germany
yes

Maurice Malone is a pretty cool name to be honest

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>>75966125

Rummenigge: "Zwischen BVB mit Dembele und FC Bayern mit Renato Sanches stehen 18 Punkte"

>>75966153
>3 out of 17
>muh überfremdung
>being this insecure
lmoa at u

>>75966171
I could also have mentioned the Slavs.

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>>75966166
What a weird comment to make

>>75966178
He was probably asked something about it, but yeah

>>75966166
shots fired at Sanshit

>>75966171

Back to your safespace, Jan-Fiete.

>>75966166
If I was Sanches I could rightfully say that Rummenigge crapped on me.

Rummenigge: Starke will retire after the season. Ulreich will stay and Früchtl becomes third choice.

who /ligament injury/ here

>>75966166
ok karlheinz and now tell me the playtime difference between those two

Gladbach and Lars Stindl extend their commitment to each other until 2021

>>75966198
And how would you say that in German

>>75966219
ICH BIN BESCHISSEN WORDEN!

>>75966224
hehehe

>>75966192
It's not me who got triggered by a list of names.

>>75966224
hey you aren't me

>>75966233
But you got triggered by someone listing the niggers.

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>>75966219

>>75966171
I count 7

>>75966241
>arm wrestling to negotiate the pay
>both of them cheat
gee

Monaco have booked 50 Cent and Bruno Mars for their Ligue 1 title celebration on Sunday.

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>>75966224

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>>75966234
are you sure?

Honestly, Tuchel at Leverkusen would be pretty exciting. He could get them back in top 3 contention. There would be a real possibility of Dortmund dropping out of the CL spots.

>tfw you have the sudden urge to get autistically good at German grammar even though you don't even talk to anyone outside of 4chan

>>75966264
Tuchel and Völler are going to be best buddies. For sure, Dumbmark.

>>75966239
yeah that's true

>>75966246
>50 Cent

lmao

>>75966264
waste of potential. Leverkusen will never become good. Never.

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>>75966264
can't wait

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>>75966273
>Never.

Leverkusen's squad is comparable to Leipzig's in terms of quality.
Dortmund still slightly better.

>>75966290
>Leverkusen's squad is comparable to Leipzig's in terms of quality.
>Dumbmark

Anybody got that webm of Tuchlel making fun of Leipzig after they won 1-0?

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>>75966264
>Leverkusen becoming the new #2
>...like Leipzig before that...
>...or Wolfsburg before that....
>...or >Schalke before that....

there is something rotten in the state of denmark

>Tuchel might win the first title in 5 years
>gets sacked
how are shareholders okay with this

>inb4 DFL Supercup does not count yet UEFA Supercup somehow does

Is it because he bullied the little turkshit?

>>75966303
>>75966303
>>75966303
pls RESPOND

>if I put inb4 in front of a fact it ceases to be a fact

>>75966329
nah its watzke

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>>75966359

>>75966359
>no Orban
>ABRBL

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http://www.infranken.de/regional/wuerzburg/Rechenspiele-in-der-2-Bundesliga-So-schaffen-die-Wuerzburger-Kickers-den-Klassenerhalt;art88524,2666814

just stop. this is sad enough already

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>>75966364

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>>75966337
Why are you playing the dumb nigger? It's literally to find in 5 seconds.

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Full squad

>>75966378
>webm for ants

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And the U21 EM squad

>>75965064
>>75965064

i reccomend every true german read through this thread

>>75966397
>>75966382
rip our football future

>>75966411
no

>>75966431
t.Mehmet

>>75966382
>>75966397
decent squads desu.

>>75966452
fuck off island monkey

Why is a Danish bank the name sponsor of the Northern Irish Premier League?

>>75966411
ugh

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>>75966382
>Sandro Wagner
quel surprise!

>>75966382
>no Kruse
kek, Löw is such a petty little bastard

>>75966382
he he he
they won't be laughing about /bundes/ anymore when we win the cup without Bayern and Dortmund

what's a confed cup anyway

Reminder that Denmark won the Confed Cup in 1995

Time to drink le beer

aaaand we're back

I'm soooo getting drunk today lmao

>>75966675
its wednesday ronny. at least wait til friday afternoon

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

>>75966680
>not drinking on Bergfest

gb2work

>4chan timeout

WIR SIND BESCHISSEN WORDEN

>>75966646
>Rudy
>Süle
>Kimmich

still can't upload ebin images :DD

>bergfest
dorftrottels baka

whats currently the best meme and why is it BESCHISSEN WORDEN

>Schalkes Vertrag mit Allyouneed ist deswegen so hoch dotiert, innovativ und richtungweisend, weil in das Sponsoren-Logo auf dem Ärmel ein Chip eingebunden sein wird, mit dem die Fans mit dem dort werbenden Online-Marktplatz kommunizieren können.

>>75966731
It's BESCHISSEN WORDEN and it's because it's the best meme

>>75966770
I want the players to get chips implanted where you can electrocute them via sms when they play shit

topkek good idea

they would make billions

>>75966727
thats just slang for midweek

Why aren't we on autosage?
Have the jannies finally given up?

>>75966813
shhhhhhh dont wake them up

Someone should make a >schalke thread before the chan freezes again.

>>75966731
it became a meme because he added "Im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes." implying they were literally crapped on.

>>75966963
which is true

*shits on you*

I liked the Ralf Stegner / Wir sind beschissen worden cross-memeing on sunday.

lads? I think we should contribute >>75966411

>>75966796
Would be ebin if they would combine it with those retarded ringtone ads that ran on MTV/Viva 15 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__SgJgJ9DJU

>>75967133
back when the world was okay and no one was called Jann-Fiete

>>7596711
no fuck off

It's been years since I followed Bundes 2, is it worth following lads?

>>75967133
>he didn't have a Jamba Abo

>>75967143
They were all called Kevin and Sören instead :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXpc6Ku7PpU

UNGEHEUERLICH BESCHISSEN WORDEN

>>75967153
yes

Why does it say upload failed when I try to post a pic?

>>75967267
see >>75967230

>>75967230
>meanwhile the ungeheure Falschmeldungen about Reus and Gündogan leaving Dortmund in the past years were perfectly fine

typical Bazi crap

>>75967297
angery karlheinz is best karlheinz tho

you need a Jamba Spar-abo to post pictures.

>>75967230
I can't take these two seriously

>>75967315
VON JAMBA BESCHISSEN WORDEN

who even cares about Kimmich, he will never become the next Lahm.

>>75967164
One of the biggest regrets of my life :'(

Bayern is truly the most pathetic, thin skinned club in the world. Fucking pig Knast-Ulli and Rolex Kalle narcissistic clowns

time for a walk

>>75967357
141th post, best post

>>75967357
reasonable opinion

It's too warm. Can somebody pls turn rain on?

>>75967387
tomorrow is tornado day apparently

>>75967387
You can have our rain.

>>75966110
top kek

>>75967387
pls give comfy 20°C

Thinking of watching Sheffield Wednesday - Huddersfield Town tonight.

>>75966094
you fat nigger that slut his solely with you because you're fame.

>>75967357
based comment desu.

>>75967959
nah that is true love my friend :)

>>75968000
ummm, yes sweetie :^)

>tfw cant post funy picture without sparabo :(

Fuck Bayern fuck Dortmund fuck Leipzig!

Only realy football clubs in Germany are the HSV, Borussia Mönchengladbach and Der Club!

>>75968071
VON DÄNEMARK BESCHISSEN WORDEN

>forgot to buy queuecumber
Ugh

>>75967825
Anyone else? There's also Southampton - Manchester United, but I don't think that game is of any consequence.

Ich würde mich von Dänemark anpissen lassen. IM WAHRSTEN SINNE DES WORTES!

>>75968144
UNGEHEUERLICH

New Dortmund shirt in the shops
https://twitter.com/rnbvb/status/864896937123819522

>>75968144
Das wäre, im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes, heiß.

hope we will be able to post pictures again soon. hate the thought that Numbi wants to post a picture of a cake but can't.

>dumbi

>>75968502
I might make another one this weekend. Not like I can do anything fucking else, wearing a brace for one and a half months.

why are we on autosage again, fucking hell we dindu nuffin

>>75968620
but it was worth it

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pics working again lads!

>Hojbjerg not even on the bench
LOL and you all kept telling me how big a star he would be. You should have listened to me. I saw it right from the start

>>75968656
t-thanks

>>75968620
Hehe good

>>75968786
>Dumbmark

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whats the deal with this guy?

was Germany rangebanned last 30 minutes? have we done it /bundes/ ?

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>>75969110
idk. I dinndu nothin

I hacked 4chan's mainframe

>>75969215

>>75968080

*beshits all over /bundes/*

>drunkmark

Hello I'm back from my walk

According to some Italian sources AS Roma is interested in T.Chandler. Would be a shame if he leaves Frankfurt after playing probably the best season of his carrer.

>>75967387
>not ranking summer
You're missing out

>>75968786
>bizarromark

>>75969525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4YklqpJaUQ

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>Als einen von insgesamt sechs Nationalelf-Debütanten nominierte Bundestrainer Joachim Löw den Hoffenheimer Kerem Demirbay am Mittwoch offiziell für den Confed Cup-Kader des DFB. Die Berufung des 23-Jährigen sorgte für Irritationen, hatte der türkische Fußball-Verband fast zeitgleich über seine Homepage verkündet, der gebürtige Hertener habe sich entschieden, zukünftig für die Türkei aufzulaufen und sei entsprechend fest für das für die Elf von Fatih Terim im Juni anstehende WM-Qualifikationsspiel gegen den Kosovo eingeplant.
Wery interdasting

>>75969618
yeah

>>75969618
>„Für mich ist klar, dass ich der Einladung folge und für mich ein Traum in Erfüllung geht. Ich habe mich entschieden, für Deutschland zu spielen, da ich hier geboren wurde und aufgewachsen bin und mich auch mit der Deutschen Nationalmannschaft identifiziere. Als der Anruf kam, konnte ich es zuerst gar nicht richtig glauben.“
What a weird situation for him.

>>75969549
thanks

>>75969618
>Löw starts WW3
the nomination that saved europe?

>>75969741
It was my pleasure. Sharing means caring

THE MASSIVE

>>75969760
I wouldn't be suprised that in times like these even minor things like this could lead to "diplomatic disgruntlements"

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Have any of you been at the BVB fan shop tonight fir the new shirt sale?

>>75969853
yes, but could you please elaborate?

>>75969966
Sheffield Wednesday scored in the Championship playoff semifinal.

>>75969950
I don't like it at all, but I don't really care either. their 2013 CL kit was still the best imo, would probably have that If I held the shares.

>>75969950
the grill looks qt.

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>>75969991
Ya

>>75970003
Yes

>>75970003
not as qt as the guy wearing socks and sandals with a jeans.

>>75970222
fef

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>>75970222
glad I'm not the only one

Huddersfield equalise

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>>75970382
yeah

>>75970382
lmao

dude looks like he laughs like that owl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5p9JO9JgvU

i do like the slut

>>75970552
would lick her knee throat

>>75970540
yes

>>75970552
Yes, who am I kidding. I'm hetero, no sense in denying it.

uughhhhhhhhhhh

>>75970493
>dat Liverspot
2/10 would not bang

BILD: Hoffenheim are set to sign Dortmund's Matthias Ginter. Fee of around €15m-€20m.

>>75970011
emre mor got that trashy proll look on point desu

>>75970898
>dumbmund

>>75970898
that's good for both teams I guess

>>75970921
Yes

>>75970921
no wonder Tuchel beat him up with an iron pole*

*I made that up, but it might be true

>€15m-€20m
never

>>75970898
Although I think that Ginter is an interesting player, 15-20mil€ seems a bit too much desu.

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>>75970956

>>75970972
Dortmund paid 15m for Rode. I can only imagine what ludicrous transfes will happen this summer.

Wednesday - Huddersfield going to extra time

>>75971007
*taktiks behind you*

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What kind of shirt is that

>>75970921
I guess prol is used in exactly the same way in Germany as here

>>75971080
Maybe it's one of his Denmark national youth team jerseys. :^)

Oh by the way did you watch this. I think it came out while 4chan was down.
Literally incredible stuff
https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/863075920399261696

>>75971147
No

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>>75971011
I feel like it's going to be one of the most interesting transfer periods in years.

>>75971232
the future is now

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>>75971232
very nice

>>75971300
>>75971360
Yes

>>75971232
1.40 onwards is creepy as shit

I really regret putting this game on. By the time it's finished, I'll have wasted several hours I could have spent watching this new show that looks pretty good.

Should I ask you about the new show?

It's that "Anne" show on Netflix.
I read that it's a really positive, feel-good show. Watched the first ten minutes of the first episode before the game and it seemed good.

We're at penalties now by the way

>>75971984
watched the trailer. meh not for me I guess

waiting for twin peaks now. probably gonna start fargo s3 soon

David Wagner's Huddersfield are in the playoff final against Reading.

>>75972116
Sounds great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aahk_JBcD4

hmmmm

>>75972318
are the guys in the backround Kalles mobsters, who are going to kidnap his mom if he says anything wrong?

>>75972387
yes

>>75972408
hmmmm

>>75972318
Sounds to me like he wants to leave the club if he isn't going to be a regular starter next season.

Is someone going to make a new thread or are we all going to sleep?

>>75972554
yeah. def doesnt sound as unreasonable as kalle made it sound in that pk today