2017 Coppa Italia Final Pre Match Hype Thread - Jewventus vs Nazio

is he a jew i thought he only broke his nose

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>>75965755
>that pic
Also 2:0 Juve, 1/3 tonight

>>75965821
maybe

That's a terrible OP if I've ever seen one

this is how Adolf himself would've dreamt it about

>>75965821
who nose

It won't let me post memes here anymore, so here's a link: http://i.imgur.com/GD6m4R9.png

I'm 99% sure Juve Social Media lurks on here

>>75965821
Italians look like Jews

t. I live in Argentina and we have lot of both and can't tell them apart

How likely is Juve losing the treble? And I mean League,Cup and Champions League

>>75967348
Loss all 3? Pretty much impossible

Don't get the treble? Pretty much confirmed

>>75967348
>league
nearly impossible
>cup
plausible
>champions league
likely

>>75967348
it would be pretty funny if juve loses the league and win the CL instead

>>75967383
>>75967398

Juventus last opponents are Crotone and Bologna. Say the impossible happens and Bologna pick up a 1-0 win through hard bus parking and Crotone force a draw with Roma winning their last matchesn, How much shitposting would occur if Juve loses by a point?

>>75967296
>italians look like jews
More like the italians that you've seen ARE jews.

My grandfather was a pureblood kike he came from the basque country and he didn't even have a jewish last name

>>75967456
>juve outchoking Roma that hard
i doubt we'd ever see the end of it

>>75967456
Something similar happened to Boca in 2006 (winning the league from start to finish and then choke it in the last games, they needed 1 point from the last 2 games and lost both), people still make fun of them, and that manager didn't work anymore in Argentina

>>75967482
>make him the bed
what's the english equivalent to "hacerle la cama"?

Should I bother watching this or is this a guaranteed Juventuswinslol?

>>75967456
Juventus can't afford ending the season on par with Roma either due to the head-to-head record (won 1-0 the game in Turin but lost 1-3 in Rome last week)

>>75965755
I hope both gonna lose tbf

and why the fuck can't I make threads anymore

>>75967511
Jesus, I'm actually excited to see if the possibility of Juve losing all three competitions are possible, would Allegri get fired or are Juventus usually more forgiving?

>>75967530
4chan won't load new images anymore

JAPMOOOOT

>>75965755
JUVENTIS WINS

LOL!!!

>>75967498
>Italian football
>Not Juve's training ground
Pick 1 lad.

>>75967521
>coppanfaccia.tiff

>>75967498
Should be an ok game this is the first stop on the train to treble town for juve

>>75967496
Yes, players would totally lose on purpose, miss a title and harm their own careers just to fuck the manager

>>75967538
of course they would fire him, it's not AS Roma we're talking about

Lazio are coming in p strong tho, KBD scoring goals left and right

>>75965821
>is he a jew

Well, he did finish his MBA few months ago.

>>75967482
The same happened to Juve in 2000, Lazio won the league on the last day

>>75967476
Would it make /seriea/ great again?

Oh god, Neto is in goal ;_;

>>75965755

For me, it's Nazio.

how many bongs la how many bings la

>>75968064
NO NO NO NO

>>75968113
1 bong and 21 bings

>JUVEWINSLOL

>>75967888
what are you implying

>>75968104
Agreed

>ref: Tagliavento

Juvewinslol

I made the best OC for this match, I just wish I could post it

>none of my sport channels bought Coppa Italia rights this year
>will have to find a stream
Hopefully the stream merchant shows up, could use a link that totally isn't a honeypot
>>75968219
What is it la

(((Who))) is the favorite guys?

>>75968064
I just hope Asamoah doesn't play, otherwise I'd have to watch it on my phone in the toilet in fear of shitting myself

>>75968271
Bet your wife's son's college savings on Juve, no way Allegri chokes this

>>75968258
A Lazio and Juve flag-waving wojack standing over a bunch of dead pepe's wearing the colours of all the teams they beat along the way

>>75968277
Unless Sandro got injured recently or something there's no reason to field the fucker tonight. Allegri rested half of the team against AS Reddit, I'll get genuinely upset if I see any of Lemina, Asamoah or Sturaro in starting lineup

>>75968302
Sound cool, too bad chinkmoot is using the 4chan pass money for ladyboys instead of maintaining the damn website

>>75968323
>warm up for me Sturato.psd

>>75968351
screamingredpepe.jpg

>the game is is being played at Stadio Olimpico in Rome
>Lazio is in good form
>Juve is having defensive troubles to close out the season
>Juve is having a tremendous psychological burden
>no Sami and Mario
>the epic 2000 chokejob flashbacks are looming over

All of you who claims this is just another "JUVE WINS LOL" case are confirmed for not even watching Seria A in traces and all you do is read headlines, lineups and stats. And muh meemz. Should be a tough game, it's literally 50:50.

>>75968288
>your wife's son's college savings
trolled! xD

I don't bet, I'm not a deformed untermensch/slav

>>75968258
There's Real at the same time though, and I can't currently show more than one match simultaneously.

>>75968413
>50:50
Now you're exaggerating a bit, naturally it's not juvewins.exe but it would take top tier spaghetti spilling by Juve to fail. 70:30

Why is the north so great?

>>75968458
Colder climates impact intelligence and fuel adaptation.

>>75968458
Further away from Africa

>>75968434
Yeah betting or any form of gambling is haram, just googled it. Apologies for the suggestion
>>75968444
ONE time I rely on you and this happens, thanks Shlomo. Is it because of the OP image?

>>75968458
ask Canada.

Juve XI: Neto; Barzagli, Bonucci, Chiellini, Alex Sandro; Rincon, Marchisio; Dani Alves, Dybala, Mandzukic; Higuain

>Neto
>disappointedbuffon.png
No Pjanic, Indonesiabro is going to be happy

Juventus XI: Neto; Barzagli, Bonucci, Chiellini, Alex Sandro; Rincon, Marchisio; Dani Alves, Dybala, Mandzukic; Higuain.

Lazio XI: Strakosha; Bastos, de Vrij, Wallace; Basta, Parolo, Biglia, Milinkovic, Lulic; Immobile, Keita

>>75968458
we are simply based

treble incoming

>>75968507
3-4-3 and 3-5-2 respectively

>>75968507
>inb4 Immobile ('14, '88)

>>75968482
>learning more about islamic culture
gud boi, your ottoman overlords will decrease your jizya.

Fucking Neto, why? ? ?

>>75968501
the cup was always Neto's

Heading out for some pre-match food, what should I get you Muslims?

>>75968538
>SinisterAllegri.png

>>75968533
We're muslim-free, that's why I had to look it up

>>75968551
or the current keeper sub ofc (Storari ftw)

>>75968458
You mean the northern emisphere right

>>75968551
But it's bullshit, have you seen him against Napolel?

>>75968507
Juventus 2
Lazio 3
Dybala, Stratosphere O.G.
Milinkovic x2, Keita

>>75968553
A pita with some avocado, cucumber and peppers pls

oi lad fuck the Real game they'll walk it put the wogs on

>>75968578
that's how it's been for the couple of years, why hange now? Neto wants to win it as well

>>75968553
A pack of cigarettes please

>>75968591
Just because Lazio knocked out Intercucks (hardly an achievement) doesn't mean they'll do as well against Juve. The league fixtures ended 0:1, 2:0 - two victories for Juve without a goal conceded

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*scores a hatty of assists*

>>75968553
Same please >>75968612

What part of Italy are you from lad?
I'm from Genova

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>Neto

>>75968596
>Pita
Started off well
>Avocado
ok...you usually want to start with hummus or something
>Cucumber, peppers
Shit nigga what you doing
Gib cafe de klos pls

>>75968651
I really need you to lead a long and prosperous life of ABUing, so no

>>75968645
Time for the OC, Dutchbro
>>75968610
>why hange now
Because Neto is 100% capable of shitting his pants and costing Juve the treble at the first possible opportunity

>>75968645
>9 goals and 6 assists
>le next balloon door winnter la
top kek
literally worse stats than adem ljajic

>>75968456
More like 60:40, if Neto happens then 50:50, even though uncles in defense will try to do their best to protect that bimbo

>>75968635
>comparing a cup match to a league match
wew lad

Mertens > Higuain

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test

>>75968673
the extreme south of italy, Judæa

>>75968778
based

>>75968798
me on the left

Fucking 4chan LET ME POST

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Hope Lazio win desu

>>75968894
That's why they bought a pathetically small stadium, so it's aways full. But hey i dont blame the fans, coming all the way from Calabria every other week must be expensive

Disgusting

Terrible singing

i'm not a big expert in the italian anthem but the girl singing is way out of tune

>Juventus in charge of choreografies
they are always so bad

'RZA LAZIO

DAJE RAGA

>Casiraghi commenting
why

>>75968688
>i.imgur.com/Lqlofgx.jpg
Fuck Hiroshimoot desu

fucking trollpost
i rate Keita btw

>connection error
>connection error
>connection error
>connection error
hiroshimoot pls send help

>last time Lazio beat Juventus was in Copa

Its happening lads

>>75967348
league is very unlikely but possible. Most of juve players, except for pjanic and higuain, have already won plenty of league titles so they're gonna be focused on the CL and during the league games will probably be more worried abot getting injuries than winning. Of course they are so superior to the 2 teams they'll have to face that they should easily win both anyway, but you never know.

>>75968798
>>75968870
>wasting a portion of your daily allotted posts like this

baka

>Casiraghi commenting
why

i rate Milinkovic Savic too

>>75965755
Forza Buffon

so no steams... i only found the commando stream from reddit soccer stream online but its constantly freezing

>I rate marchisio

>>75968985
Thanks jap now I look like an idiot

>it's a connection error episode

>>75968989
best header in Italy
not even pennelloni like Dzeko and Mandzu can compete

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LET ME POST IMAGES ON THIS IMAGBORD

that was an handball when Keita hit the post btw

>>75968990
>that pig Juve kid
Bet he is posting ITT

>>75969006
http://livetv.sx/enx/eventinfo/519744_juventus_lazio/#_

>>75968976
Yup keeps happening to me

>>75969014
based toothpaste

>>75969030
he's also good with his feet and has good vision

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>>75969031

>>75968964
>>75969014

NICE

ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES

Daniiiiiiiiiii Alveeeeeeeeeessssssssss

>>75969014
10/10

ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES ALVES

F O R F R E E

FOR
FREE

Over already

>Bazil has the top 3 left backs in the world
how did that happen, we have been 0 good one since Maldini

Wingbacks op pls nerf

>WALLACE

>>75969014
The corpses could be in each team jerseys desu

Daily reminder that he does it

>FOR FREE

F O R
R
E
E

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ALEX SANDRO

>>75969113
Zambrotta? he was mainly a RB but could play on both flanks

>>75969107
>>75969108
>>75969145
>>75969144
what happened lads please tell me

>>75969113
Molinaro was pretty good

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Juventus [1] - 0 Lazio
Dani Alves (FOR FREE) Goal

>>75969137
Want the Photoshop file?

ok dani can attack and score and assist, but can he defend?

Gee, I wonder who will win this one.

>>75969191
Have you seen him against Barcelona, especially the second leg?

>>75969168
Barça gave Alves away FOR (4) FREE (3)

>>75969172
bolan pls

anyone else here scared of getting in a stranger's car because if the car crashes your body will be found next to some guy(s) you didn't know and the first thing the men who will find you are going to think is that you were friends?

>>75969031
>>75969074

Am i the only who can't stand that song?

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>>75969199

>>75968977
>>75968722
>>75968591

>>75969205
even my grandma could defend against farcelona when they're in bad mood and messi has a bad day

farcelona without messi are complete shit

>>75969168
Barca "sold" Danee Alvesh to Jewbe literally for the wage of the espee janitor

Goddamn Strakosha

>>75969178
Wow that was amazing.

>>75969191
it's not like he ever needed to in his whole career

>>75969178
>dat Lulić autist rage

>>75969208
Don't you remember the glory days of Juventus with Molinaro - Grygera on both sides?

>>75969178
Cant into photoshop, I do like the OC

>>75969235
Seething

>Piguaín
>scoring in a final

HAHAHA no

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>the fucking STATE of Piguain
>there are literally Juve fans ITT right now that don't think he's going to choke multiple times in the CL final

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>Higuain can't score a tap in in the final

>>75969267
He's saving for Cardiff.

>>75969235
>B-barca are easy
Real Madrid shouldn't be a problem in CL Final then, since they got cucked by Barca at home few days after that match

>>75969254
the get 7th and get eliminated by Fulham in EL days? Yeah i miss those

>no foul on lulic
The payment cleared

RIP Parolo :'( he's from my hometown
W-who /gallarate/ here?

just arrived
score?

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>>75969172
pooland in charge of bant

>>75969289
Remember that time Secco spent 25m on Felipe Melo and 25m on Diego? Or around 20m (don't remember) on Amauri?

good times

tbqh Inzaghi deserves to get BTFO for starting Basta over F. Anderson

>>75969302
1-0 for juve which also missed a good chance for scoring again.

>>75969288
but in the real madrid game messi came back the goat that he is

juventus met barca when they were in bad shape

also real madrid was stronger than barca as a team even in that game, they scored with a man down, and lost only because they went full attack heroes.

RM will be super difficult to beat, especially in a final.

>Busta

>>75969333
thank

>Boosta

BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI

Lazio completely rekt

LEONARDO

BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI BOIPUCCI

>b-but Nazio are good

>Nazio
Think i'll channel

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>>75969178
1-0 Alternative Angles
Best things in life are free lads

Game over, might as well watch the Real Mad-wait, that's over too.

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there is still time

>>75969225
Really makes you think

ffs my stream fucked up just as he scored

>>75969407
*autistic screeching by lullic*

>>75969407
So thats why the moderator position on 4chan is so coveted

>>75969349
messi was shit in the 2 juve games because juve successfully blocked barca midfield so messi had to fall back to build up play and found no space forward

are we going towards the era of the defender poachers?
>ramos
>bonucci
>alves

will the future evolve towards intelligent but not technical strikers that only make side runs to open the defence to let the space for the full backs or the occasional centre back to go in and score?

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>tfw r*ddit is late on posting goal webms

>>75969349
>juventus met barca when they were in bad shape
Kek, and somehow they got better 4 (four) days later? Juventus contained them more easily at Camp Nou than Madrid managed at Bernabeu.
>RM will be super difficult to beat
Without a doubt, just saying that "Barcelona are easy la" is pants on head retarded. The difference is Madrid's midfield, by far the best in the world. Their defence is the same as Barcelona's, and attack weaker.

>>75969460
(You)

O G R E

>>75969349
Nah it's just that Real's defense is shite

>>75969320
>That game versus Roma
And then everything crashed with no survivors

>>75969460
davey luis la

Alex Sandro made two assists and nobody noticed cause he wasn't for free.

>>75969411
>the selfdribble, the most powerful dribbling technique, used to open up defences and fool both opponents and teammates

>be Biglia
>shit-tier passing
>below mediocre defending
>no physicality
>regular Argentina starter

how?

>>75969460
Strikers opening spaces for players coming from behind has been a thing since forever are you retarded?

>>75969531
Messi clique

>>75969480
RM defence is better than barca's, imho

>>75969515
Every time I remind myself of Diego trying to shoot from distance I lose some humanity

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Juventus [2] - 0 Lazio
Leonardo Bonucci (The one >inda thought was worse than Ranocchia) Goal

>>75969570
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfTv2uGcPRI

>>75969534
yes, but not for defenders.

But nowadays big teams have defenders that are technically better and more prone to score than their attacking teammates

>>75969581
>Letzio not react

>>75969564
They conceded 5 more goals than Barcelona in the league, with one fewer match played. Both Ramos and Varane are spaghetti-prone, Marcelo is attacking meme and Carvajal (who is top tier no doubt) won't play. Replacements are Nacho and Danilo, both shitters

>>75969531
They have no one better

>>75969598
I don't watch la liga, but his long shots during his time in Juventus barely got to the goalkeeper at all.
>>75969581
To be fair Bonucci was also fairly shit the first two-three years in Juventus and was often an error machine. He got way better as time went on, though. I suppose having Barzagli by his side helped al ot.

Why is Higuain so funny to watch

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>>75969581
2-0 Alternative Angles

>>75969621
You think Bonucci is gonna leave Juve anytime soon?

>>75969608
why won't carvagoat play? also danilo is good

>>75969581
>>75969621
>He got way better as time went on, though. I suppose having Barzagli by his side helped al ot.
this, also inter literally ruins players

>>75969621
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubEtX3Cyfw4

no homo

>>75969661
Not sure what you're trying to prove, I was talking about his long shots during his time in Juventus, not in Werder or Atletico.
>>75969650
I doubt he'll leave at all, unless he decides he wants to retire in UAE
>>75969660
That too, what happened to that Gabigol guy?

>>75969698
Permabenched

Congratulations to Juve.

>>75969658
Long term injury, or at least I pray he won't come back until then. Their weakness at RB could be decisive

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Match is over, post slags

>>75969698
>what happened to that Gabigol guy?
rotting on the bench
although i don't think he was any good to begin with

>>75969698
>what happened to that Gabigol guy
He is our designated wacky waving arms man

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>>75969743

>>75969390
Y-yes?

>>75969754
Lel, top mad

>>75969776
Hello

mandzu is kill

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>>75969743

>I don't rate Neto

>>75969819
Tfw no gf

>>75969802
Mandzu is tough as a coffin nail, he'll be alright

>>75969754
kek what happened to make him this mad

>>75969859
his shitposts weren't getting any (you)s

>>75969838
He's a piece of shit, it's his fault we almost lost to inter last year and Napoli this one

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>>75969776
l-leo? I'm homo for you (when young)

>>75969859
Rai reporters were saying Allegri said to his players to play simple football without all the flashy tricks

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Anyone knows how to illegally buy a gun in Italy and how much would it cost?
Serious question

>>75969917
this is why pogba left

>>75969917
lel

>>75969925
go into gypsy camp
about three fiddy

>>75969969
>go into gypsy camp
>don't go out

What a shitty protip, Fabrizio

i'm developing an emotional attachment to a girl at work
she's unironically smart, interesting and funny
problem is she has a bf, and is a few years older than me

dubs decide what i do

>>75969925
Please shoot dybala in his scummy post millenial face

>>75969992
>tfw on the verge of having an actual gf

Great first half overall, impressed by the Marchisio-Rincon combo, Sandro is g.o.a.t. and you just know it's a final when Higuain misses a sicher. Pleasantly surprised.

>>75970005
well if you wanna buy an illegal gun in Italy is either gypsies or mafia
pick your poison

>>75970025
shoot up your office

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>>75970030

>>75970025
gift a zyklon-b pill to her bf

>>75970025
kiss her boyfriend

>>75970025
Steal her boyfriend.

>>75970060
If I was in that position I think Mafia is more trustworthy

>>75970025
>>75970034
good blogposts

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>>75969178
>>75969407
why do hues always get the best wingbacks

>>75970030
t. butthurt centremid who lost the place as freekicks taker

tfw no gf

>>75970025
Develop a relationship, get to know her better, the more you know her the more vulnerable she'll be to you.
Don't do what I did and show interest too soon, wait patiently for the the relationship with her bf to crumble, or show cracks

>>75970069
>>75970076
>>75970084
oh i forgot to mention her bf is a friend of mine and a juve bandwagoner

>>75970100
so i should start writing a blog? good idea

>>75970091
yeah but you really don't want them having you by the balls
especially on something illegal

>>75970133
>Develop a relationship, get to know her better, the more you know her the more vulnerable she'll be to you.
sounds like the best way to step in the friendzone for life

>>75970136
Kill her boyfriend then

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>>75970100
Last /seriea/ some Italian lad gave me some good advice though, so it's sortof relevant

>>75970091
So are you saying that Juventus fan shops are selling guns?

>>75970035
This to be honest, surprisingly easy. I expected Juve to make it harder for themselves

>>75970141
Both choices are shit, in short

>>75970164
Yes but that's a necessary risk if she currently has a bf
You wanna avoid friendzone hazards like having her talk about her bf problems

>Serie A has half time relationship advice instead of slags
i'm ok with this

>>75970116
They are offensive wingers pf formation. Superior technic and speed. Once they are also decent in defense it's a carnage. They kind of invented offensive wingbacks.

>>75970035
>Rincon
I didn't like him tonight tbqhwy, lost too many balls

>>75970025
When she isn't looking, drop some of your cum into her drink. Keep doing that and she'll fall in love with you.

>>75970136
>her bf is a juve bandwagoner
Youll steal him in no time then

>>75970136
Bros before hoes schlomo

>>75970174
It was me.
How did it go?

>>75970133
d u b s
i t ' s s e t t l e d t h e n

>>75970213
serie a is the most comfy of the league threads
more intellectual, more sensitive, more artistic, more funny, less shitposting

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>>75970213
post 'em

Can Juventus really beat the luckiest team of all time

>>75970197
>doing something illegal through illegal means is a poor choice
you're a genius Karol

jokes aside though there has been a pretty major squeeze on illegal weapons after terrorism in the 70-80s, it's much harder to get one here than in most other countries

>>75970255
Because we don't have brits in our threads

thanks guys

now, if all foreigners could leave this thread, that would be good

let's go boys

>>75970257
embarrassing

>>75970257
wew lads
i'm disappoint

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>>75970255

>>75970295
Hey you fucking jew you asked for advice saying dubs would decide, I got dubs and I'd like for you to at least acknowledge that

>>75970257
what did he mean by this

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>>75970244
Whatsapped till we both fell asleep, had lunch with her on monday and went for drinks and a bite to eat today.

So bretty gud desu

>>75970350
this

>>75970359
>trusting a jew

>>75970313
>>75970340
>>75970362
What did I miss?

>>75970359
thanks mario, it also seems like the only solid advice

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>>75970390
>trusting
ISHYGDDT

>>75970397
someone greentexting on a über-normie italian facebook soccer page
maximum cringe

Nigga should have started

BIMBO RAGNO

>it's a Marchisio gets injuried episode

>Inzaghi kept Anderson on the bench untill now
baka desu senpai

>>75969925
reposrted to the italian fbi. Have fun in jail

>>75970483
pls no, khedira is already dead and i don't want to see sturato or lemina

Oh my God these fucking goalies should really get nerfed

Che culooooo

>Immobile

>>75970025
go after her bf to make her jealous then surprise her by showing interest in her.

>he doesn't rate Neto

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>>75970571
>pic

>>75970562
Don't worry, she's not Italian. I think her mom's French though

dat buffon save

>Neto actually didn't make any mistakes so far in this match

Maybe he's not so bad after all?

>>75969925
Ask your local mafia.

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APOLOGIZE

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>>75970609
Sturaro's such a beefcake
No homo

>>75970609
yeah I read it wrong, deleted it

>It's a [team] discovers tat actuall trying to scre causes Jve truble but it's now too late and cant comeback anymore
gettin tired of these reruns

>>75970665
why such aggressive tattoos?

>>75970665
Would do a daddy scene with him any time
No homo

>>75970657
It's not over yet, Neto.

>>75970691
he's an edgelord

>>75970691
To hide the fact that he's really insecure and has a very sensitive soul
>>75970692
Same, no homo

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>>75970691
Check out his torso tat

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>>75970570
But it's for personal use

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>>75970691
>>75970692
Fear the Sturato

>Immobile grabbing that camera
I wish I could see that camera's angle t b h

>>75970743
Edgy

>>75970691
overcompensating

like the fags that drive choppers bike or big pickups

>>75970684
Senpai you drunk

>>75970754
I could find you one but you've gotta come here and take it